Everything Wrong With The Matrix: Resurrections
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- Опубліковано 25 кві 2022
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The Matrix Resurrections was highly anticipated and I think some people love it, but they don't live here. I can only see the sins.
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If the entire video was him just laughing and the sin counter going up every "Ha" I would have been equally satisfied.
I'm hoping Lee at Cinema Wins does this film soon
@@itsmephil2255 It would be a short video
No thank you, his laugh makes me want to put screwdrivers into my ears
Me too
It's wild how you have the awareness to spot a cheap imitation clone reboot movie, but turn right around and promote a copycat channel @@itsmephil2255
If I recall Laurence Fishburne wasn't even asked to be in this. Either way, I'm sure by now he doesn't mind the snub lol
He dodged a bullet for SURE!!!!!!
Yeah I remember going through the articles about it
A production dispute
Him and Hugo Weaving both dodged a bullet by not being in this film
oh I figured he turned it down because he didn't want to be part of such a train wreck of a sequel/"reboot". Keanu Reeves on the other hand is kinda stuck as Neo otherwise it would definitely fail if they tried to replace him.
When they had the scene talking about the machines having their own civil war and some machines siding with the humans and conflicting feelings between the humans all I could consider is that would have been a much more interesting movie.
That's actually what I always thought a Matrix sequel would be about. The way the third one left off made it kinda clear that the humans and the machines were gonna have to come together in the new world and instead they went in this direction.
Yes and would have been a better movie if Trinity had some type of real feelings as a human. Because you can't give birth to kids and raise them then have no feelings for them in just minutes, even if they are really AI. Hate the brothers they are such thieves.
@@cathylake9072 they are now the sisters
@@TDRock8 instead we got an unfunny, Sci fi oceans 11.
Terminator?
The ending song being a bad cover of an original is such a good metaphor for this movie
I cannot express just how excited I was for this movie, and just how damn disappointed I was watching it.
Was it the forced woke bullshit? I have a feeling it was the forced woke bullshit.
I booked tickets at the best Cinema in my country. Drove 6 hours the night before to be there for a 4AM showing.
I was one of 200 people at the event.
And I was one of 200 people leaving the event pissed off.
You're not joking? It never needed a new movie. Expecting anything good from a sequel almost 20 years later is beyond retarded.
I'm so glad I stayed at home and watched it on HboMax. My apartment was filled with strings of profanity to shake the heavens . Lol
Very relatable. Would have been 10 times better if Lawrence fishburn was in it
You were very generous at not sinning the fact that Trinity's husband's name was Chad.
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"thats not a joke about jada at all, just about the make-up department. I wouldn't want to get slapped with a lawsuit"
you wrong for that 🤣🤣🤣
I really enjoyed the concept at the start. Imagine if Matrix 4 went full Inception like there was no way to know if the Matrix exists or if it’s just Anderson losing his mind for 2 hours and a half.
Holy fuck man. That's an awesome idea. Too bad they didn't think of that
@@filipkominos3111 yeah right! At the beginning I genuinely thought it was going to be like that, until they introduced all the characters and exit the matrix.
I almost fell out of my seat at the theater laughing at the self-referential shot the writers took at Warner Brothers. This movie had all the pieces of what could have been a decent addition to the franchise but then took all of those pieces and slap-dash threw them all together, like ignoring the directions to a 2000 piece LEGO set and trying to make it yourself.
It had Arnie bad joke vibes from Terminator scattered through it
This. There were so many great pieces to this film that couldve made this an amazing film and they f'd it all up
Spot on... 💯
Add to that terrible combat coreography and special effects right out of the Xbox 360 era and this made for a hilarious movie to watch (and not in the good way)
@@johnpkelley_ this is a basically a big F U to Warner Bros
I saw this movie in theatres. You didn’t give it enough sins.
Make it rain with sins, like that scene in fast and furiousererester when it was raining cars🏎️🏎️🏎️🚘🚘🚗🚕🚘🚗🏎️🚘🚕🚗🏎️🚖🚘🚘🚖🚗🚖🚕🚘🏎️🏎️🚘🚖🚘🚘🚖🚗🏎️
You need a sin for going to the movies to see this crap lol. Just watched it on HBO, tbh I knew it wasn’t gonna be that great. 0 direction
@@khalilwilliams3176 Agreed. Even knowing how the studio was kinda forcing her hand, I was still hoping the movie would have something interesting to say.
Lmaooooo
I was very thankful for my HBO Max Subscription
That “evil bears and gentle bears have nearly the same amount of atoms” joke had me dying of laughter! 😂
Lawrence fishburne and hugo weaving made this franchise and not having them in this was a slap to the face
Their characters should 'nt have been in this film
Hearing the genuine shock he had at "CHANGED HIS CHARACTER SKIN!?" is something I never knew I always wanted.
Keanu spent the whole movie in full “I’m just here for the paycheck” mode, and I can’t even blame him.
Yep. You really can’t blame him.
Keanu Reeves: “Best paycheck ever!”
As well as a thought process of "But at least Carrie-Anne's here too, so I'll just focus on that." Their chemistry was one of the best, if not *the* best, parts of the movie.
@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose I completely disagree. It was most definitely the worst, in a horrible cringe way. "I love you too damn much". Who the fuck writes this shit?
So agree with all of you
The movie felt like Keanu hopped off the couch, showed up in his street clothes and said let's shoot.
😂
I just love how you described my very action less than halfway through the film, which was to take my phone, do something else and let this nonsense while itself away. I only watched this to reconfirm the validity of that move.
To be honest, the idea of having the matrix be a piece of media within the new matrix was great since you could never tell people about it without them thinking you're crazy
oposed to you telling them the matrix exists without it being a piece of media inside of the matrix in which case they will think you are 100% sane....
Yeah, true, like if inside the Matrix there was, I don't know, maybe a movie called Matrix hmm
It would have been cooler if the originals were actually a fictional story Neo created because he felt something subconsciously about the real world and happened to be right vs what this movie ended up doing
Yup. There is absolutely *nothing* more discrediting than uttering that line "It's *just* like in that movie...".
No it really wasn't. People have no problem understanding the simulation theory some physicists believe is real. It doesn't make them crazy especially when they have a phd. Also Elon thinks we may live in a simulation. Is billionaire genius Elon Musk crazy? The guy taught himself rocket physics and engineering on top of all his other accomplishments. Credibility depends on who is telling you something.
"Wouldn't want to get SLAPPED with a lawsuit" top shelf comedy sir! 🤣
lol
Good catch.
In all fairness Jada's hair does look cool in this.
@@joemama142 Or in fact has hair, at all.
Oh, someone's knocking at my door. One sec.
@@VitchAndVorty Is it slap-o-clock already?
Sin for every tired reference, lame generic uninspired regurgitated unoriginal joke since that night🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🥱🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️
"Preacher's kid here, checking in. And the answer is... You don't know. Ever!" Absolutely true.
The trailers for this movie, looked amazing. I fell asleep about 20 mins in, woke up and realised i was in hell bc i was still watching it😙
The worst thing for me, being a person with only a mild interest in this franchise, was the beginning when Bugs dodges all of their bullets in the street. She had like 15 guys (I think) all shooting repeatedly at her while she ran away in a straight line, and none of them hit, not even once. Immediately set the tone that this was going to be a bad movie.
Yeah, in the first movie Neo can literally doge bullets and even he got hit. But I suppose showing a woman getting shot would have made them look 'weak'
Never mind that Trinity's heart stopped in the second film and not for a second did we think she was weak... Like she blew up a power plant with a motor cycle
Perhaps when creating new agents the Analyst was just being lazy and downloaded some 3rd party code from GitHub not realizing it was the Stormtrooper targeting algorithm. 😜
I thought the exact same thing. It took me right out of the movie.
@@StevenMaske 😂😂😂😂😂
U can't show the strong female actress getting hit! Like how can u explain that to the feminists 🤣
You can’t have a matrix movie without Hugo weaving. Nobody will ever convince me otherwise. He was just as important to the movies success as Keanu.
And the guy who played him in Zion (Bane) also did an amazing job
@@th0r0shvener52 I'd rather him than this new guy
And don't forget Laurence Fishburne
@@th0r0shvener52 Yeah, his Hugo/Agent Smith acting was so spot on. Honestly the best thing in the 3rd movie.
DO NOT FORGET LAURENCE FISHBOURNE AKA THE REAL MORPHEOUS. 🗣🗣🗣
13:36 What's more funny is that I actually fell asleep in this part!!!! 🤣
Cinema Sins blasting The Matrix for trivializing mental health. Excellent.
Cinema Sins sponsored Better Help - Infinite Sins.
lmfao what a shill
This is one of the few CinemaSins videos that they didn't even need to nitpick for sins. The movie itself was just that bad.
If anything they went easy on it
This video was more thought out and comprehensible than the actual movie it's reviewing!
They always are😋
You mean it is less pretentious than the movie, if I may.
@@mantabond I’ve just been saying this movie is terrible, but YES, pretentious is EXACTLY the word it is
@@-MrFozzy- Cheers.
"There's averting expectations, then there's shit on the bed."😂😂😂😂😂
Nanobot Morpheus jumping over to Trinity’s pod was absolutely fucking ridiculous. He’s made out of flying nanobots that can go in pipes!!
18:50 : I think everyone that is a fan if CinemaSins burst out laughing when they saw him pick up the apple at this point, because we all KNEW what CS would say ^_^
Yep, watching the movie that first time I instantly went "Oh man, way to further establish that you're an asshole, Analyst." Not to mention the fact that he uses it to highlight the bullet he shot at Trinity and mercilessly prevents Neo from reaching.
everytime i see an apple the first thing in mind is cinemasins.
can confirm. I busted out laughing and said "oh okay now he's OFFICIALLY bad"
Yup. I habitually call out things that I've seen CS say like:
A: who is that over there?
B: you should know him..
CS: playing the pronoun game.
out of the loop, help pls?
Probably my favourite part of the movie was when in the matrix Trinity just said fuck it to her kids and went with Neo before she truly believed or even understood his story. He's on his own and lonely, having a mental breakdown daily but she's just fixing bikes and annoyed with having family so she just skips out? Not that I wouldn't also leave any place at any time for Keanu Reeves but still it's kind of hilarious.
I thought the same thing. She hated her husband so much she was willing to abandon her generic kids for a cool leather trench coat. Can you imagine if she was all like "you're not real!" to her kids and then found out they were, and that Neo was just crazy? lmao!
It was ThE pOwEr Of LoVe
Same. I mean if skip out for Keanu Reeves. Matta fact... cartwheel out 🤸🏾🤸🏾🤸🏾
Lololol
It's a feminine sign if you remember she can fly now not him and all the movie was about saving her
Hi there, fellow preachers kid, and I absolutely love your words on what Trinity said. Also, when you were laughing and the sun counter kept going off with every Ha, was perfect.
Your dedication to mental health awareness is phenomenal. Thank you.
OMG!!!! When I watched this, the extended laughter and sin count was interrupted by a commercial break right after deep breath… and then he started laughing again! GENIUS!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Aaaaaand this is the first time I regret being on Premium. Sounds golden 😂
I don't usually like UA-cam videos before watching them, but I've never been so confident that CinemaSins was going to rip this one to pieces with perfection.
🙌🏽🙌🏽
This is possibly one of the best videos you've ever done. It's funny, but sensitive and articulate. More like this please
This was so funny 😆 esp the middle parts with the character skin laughing LMAO
"Don't wanna get slapped with a lawsuit"
That was a good one lol
Will Smith is notoriously litigious.
I just watched this movie not long ago and all could think afterward was, "What the fuck was the point of that?" It seriously came off as nothing more than a cash grab. So glad I didn't waste my money watching it in theaters.
It was horrendous
What was the point? Well, according to the Wachowski who made The Matrix Resurrections, the movie was made as an attempt to take back the term "red-pilled". Apparently, the Wachowski didn't like that those who disagreed with Democrats were saying that people who have been turning away from the Democratic Party have been red-pilled. Yes, this whole movie was made for political reasons. But that's Hollywood these days. They spend a lot of money to push their agendas. In this case, they wanted people to associate "red-pilled" with whatever agenda they were pushing in the movie.
I saw it for free and I want my money back
totally agree!
i watched it for free and was like, that was a HORRIBLE movie. you basically just watched the matrix movies again with all the "flashbacks"
that would NOT have been worth paying for
It is not without irony that the creators also knew it was a cash grab, and told us,,, in the movie,,, that is a cash grab. Perhaps the most Matrix story of all 🤣😂🤣
About fire sprinklers. There not 'heat based' capsules. They are small glass vials filled with water that will burst when heated. When it bursts, a piston holding the water in the pipe gets released. Once the pressure in the line drops, all of the other glass vials can easily fall out. In most cases the entire branch, and often the entire system will go once a single vial is broken.
Wasn't that the kind of system Ripley triggered in Aliens, in the med lab?
Had to pause half way through as your blunt, sarcastic explanations as they have got me laughing so hard I cannot breath 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What we loved about the first Matrix movie was its wonderfully imaginative idea. What we don't like about Resurrections is the lack of same.
I think the movie had very imaginative concepts. The start of the movie, with the mind bending "questioning what is real" presentation is fantastic, and the whole movie should've been like that. It goes downhill when they try to cram it into the generic action movie formula.
I feel like this movie should have had almost no action scenes, and a happy ending similar to Total Recall, where you have to make your own mind about what is real and what is not. But, alas.
@@0skuro what made th matrix great was the action, the drama took second. Ressurection cut back on action thats why it wasnt well recieved
@@mrsam0496 I have to disagree. The Matrix was great because of the balance of all its elements (action, mind bending setting, philosophical concepts, social critique, characters, drama), not just the action. The sequels, if you remember, amped up a couple of those elements (namely the action and the philosophical nonsense) and they felt weaker (bland characters, less intriguing setting, unclear motivations, uninteresting drama), in my opinion because they were unbalanced.
Don't minsunderstand me, I would've loved to get awesome action in this latest movie, but, in retrospect, seeing how the action feels tacked on, I would've preferred they focused on the other aspects that did work.
From what I've read, I'm not the only one who feels that the movie was intriguing at first, with the whole "was the entire matrix just in Thomas Anderson's head?" concept, and it kind of goes downhill when they rescue him and the "action" begins.
Matrix is only good for action and fetish leather. Take that away and like this movie ya get a snore fest.
Wonderfully imaginative… this is manga lmao.
It’s so fun when you can tell how genuinely frustrated he is by a film.
The laugh tho :)
He probably didn't write it.
I LOVE the Matrix (who doesn't), and the 2nd was okay, with the 3rd being manageable IMO (all because of those bada** fight scenes.) However when I heard that a 4th was being made I automatically knew it was gonna suck (mainly due to the fact of seeing a downward progression of the series with each new movie) and I was ABSOLUTELY right. My father and I rented it and made it a hour and a half into the movie before we both agreed this shit sucked. The fight scenes sucked, there was WAY too much exposition, the story was dogshit, and most importantly it was mind numbingly BORING!! Plus the fact that Morpheus AND Smith were both two totally new characters (both in story sense and actor choice [which I hated because neither captured the essence of the character(s) they were supposed to be portraying]) really made me instantly dislike it.
Seriously what kinda cry baby turns off a movie they rented? Just watch the fucking movie lol
An hour*
I could not help but to see Daniel Tosh as Neo's boss the whole movie lmao, I think its his cadence when he talks and his expressions
I laughed audibly at when Neo and Trinity were reaching and yelling for each other in the bar scene.
The best part of Matrix: Resurrections is I don't have to watch it. I can choose not to and that too is part of its story.
Maybe not part of its revenue stream but you can't have everything.
All the sequels have been that way
Couldn’t even finish it on hbo. Made it little less than half way and we were dumbfounded, shut it off. So terrible.
What if I told you
That you're already in the revenue stream and you're bound by the programs they set in place as a system of control🥸
@@brettbaratheon9776 imagine being stuck in the theater after you've already committed time money and covid risk🥲🍿this is fine
@@youknowwhoyouare2269 yeah, bummer. Honestly though, just seeing the preview was enough for me to save that money. And I am actually a fan of all three of the previous ones. I don’t know, it sucks, wanted it to be good.
The cough at 17:50 killed me 😂😂
Omg dude! I like your job a lot but its topping all of it! Thx a lot, i cried the hole time.. because of laughing 😅😅
24:06 that little walkthrough of the movie executive’s thought process and the genuine, wholehearted, quiet request to stop making movies with almost no hint of humor or sarcasm might have been the best part of this stellar video. Bravo, Sins team!
I would have honestly preferred if they made a one to one recreation of the Matrix, but with Cats. At least that would have been enjoyable.
The Catrix, and Grumpy cat is the Architect
*in one of the many variants of the Matrix(tm) that exist across the multiverse such a reality exists*
After the assault debacle at the awards..ur line "I don't wanna make fun of Jada I might get slapped w/a lawsuit"..is brilliant 🤣🤣
This was my favorite Cinema Sins video 😂😂😂 the laughing + sinning sent me. I had to rewind it 3x
First thought when seeing this video was "how are y'all gonna sin this in only 26 minutes?" After watching it, my question is "why so few sins???" We definitely needed a higher laugh sin count!
Mate, there are at best 14 people in the world who process numbers great enough to phantom the sin ammont this movie deserves...
every single second of this shit show contains numerous sins. i honestly think it's the worst movie ever made relatively speaking
Same I expected at least 200+ being friendly or 300+ being slightly less friendly 😂🤣
Probably because barely anything hapened in this film
Everything Wrong With The Matrix: Resurrections : It exists.
😂💯💯💯
The cat poster “rant” hits home and is really appreciated. Thank you.
Im surprised the movie didnt get a sin for "bullet time" considering in the first three movies bullet time wasnt actualy a thing it was rather a directive/shooting technique to show bullets moving through the air... the "bullet time" effect on people was actually supposed to be just that the subject "using bullet time" was actually just moving so fast everything else look as if they were in "bullet time"
The fact that this movie exists is everything wrong with The Matrix Resurrections. This deserves the Guinness World Record for most unnecessary sequel.
I think the second Matrix film deserves that. The Matrix really should've been just one movie right from the start
@@masterknife8423 Same. But everything has to be a trilogy or a franchise
Well, I thought it was great.
@@masterknife8423 I think you are both right. In that the sequels after the first outside AniMatrix where unnecessary and actually hurt the original. Still I think we all agree the first holds well on it's own and we can be happy for that.
@@masterknife8423
Agreed. That movie was boring as hell.
Matrix Resurrections: Here's the same shit from the first three movies because we think we're super meta...and a middle finger to the suicidal.
Sprinkler heads have a part that melts or breaks releasing the mechanism to let up to hundreds of litres per minute of water to fill the space in a fine mist. Sprinklers are cool.
Haha, the Sentence at the very end was brilliantly funny
I fell asleep watching this movie… THREE times… on 3 separate days. And that was with me picking up where I left off the prior day each time 😂
Same lol
i never finished it, and I've watched the original trilogy hundreds of times.
I saw more in this video than me watching it on my own.
I cant rem if I fell asleep or skipped ahead or both. its just so so so bad
Same.
2:26 the real reason Laurence Fishburne wasnt in this movie is because him and Hugo Weaving can dodge bullets irl.
Everything wrong with The Matrix Resurrections in under....well how much time do you have?
Lmaoooo
Thanks, that sums it all up for me.
genius and very entertaining. I haven’t laughed so much for a very long time.
The "Deja vu" sentence was like the cherry on top of the cake, but the cake is a lie, you know 😹
This movie should've been called The Matrix: Do you get it?
Yes Thomas Anderson gets it, said the white rabbit
It wasn’t hard to understand if u understood the ones before this one, but the plot is just straight up stupid
@@alwayyssgone look👉🐇
Get it????????????????? Do you!!?
Could have been called "The Matrix: Sequel" and it literally. Would have the same effect.
@@youknowwhoyouare2269 cdfu
5:00-5:18 100% feeling this here. You can't make this point and then ultimately be exactly the same thing. There is a fine line between satire and just being what you are calling out with no irony. I mean afterall, when the REAL action begins, it's still heavily cut up and with very little sense of flare to it, so I suppose that's what "trying" is supposed to be, huh?
The Wachovias did it & it's known as dramatic irony.
@@Kentrc11 Too bad in this instance, the material is not good enough to make it justifiable.
@@motherplayer That's subjective. I bet if another sequel was in the works for more continuation Matrix fans would still go see it.
Surely you've paid for something without rational justification, right? Isn't that why we all watched Matrix regurgitations after all? Hoping for the best despite previous knowledge? @@Kentrc11
@@motherplayer that guy's in serious denial, oh the irony🎭
The dinging reminds me a lot of Hector Salamanca's XD
That laugh track you used was the best laugh track ive ever heard.
I like how he sinned the spit balling meetings and showed how meetings are pretty much the same day in and out when that is how it works in the real world and also inside of cinemasins scripts.
If only there was a parody channel that gave fans a closer look at these generic meetings🤔
@@youknowwhoyouare2269 Pitch Meetings?
@@dexterjaybargola2010 it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@@whatduck943 Pitch Meetings is the best content on UA-cam I decided.
The sin counting up with each Jeremy's chuckle is gold, and the best line ever. I wanna know who wrote it xD
Sounds like a Chris/Jeremy script
I decided it was more like a Dicer/Jeremy script, which indeed it turned out to be. Ah well
18:42 Danganronpa called, They want their core conflict back.
"Seq, this is locoo!" cracked me up hard 😀
17:49 in the wide shot, can anyone else see the "blue" stunt crash mat at the bottom of the struct?
That's what that was? I thought that object seemed out of place. You'd think it would have been easy to remove by just doing a shot without it there and replace that one section in post.
I haven't seen the film, but from this clip I thought that was some random glass panel, like a sun light. Can anyone who saw the scene remember what happens the moment they hit that thing?
@@MaiAolei could very well be, i also have not watched the movie, but from what i can gather here they are just fighting on a lower level then the rest, which makes sense since they just dove off that struct, but they do all still seem to be fighting near each other. but really i have no idea. it just looked odd when i watched it here, the way it was cut here.
Additionally during the fighting clips there's also several shots that are not only clear wiffs, they're misses at a range of half a foot or more. Like, blimey, couldn't they teach people how to soft-contact properly?? Karate classes teach the skill to six year-olds, after all; it can't be *that* hard.
But yeah, that definitely looks like a padded mat or something.
10:23: Every time the cinemasins guy hysterically laughs, he adds a sin on the movie sin counter!
Hehe….do ya get it? Hehehe… do ya?
Hehehehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehehehe… yea you get it… hehe…
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The snoring and sins for laughter is funny af 🤣🤣
This series has made me realize how so many a-holes always seem to enjoy themselves a good apple.
I must be a well nice guy cos I'm nearly 40 and haven't eaten an apple since I was a kid ;o
Thank you for calling them to task on the gross use of suicide as a positive thematic in the film. Mental health is highly overlooked, and this was a GREAT way to call out misuses in film.
@Bellatrix I think they' were trying to use suicide as a motif within the context of the film. We all, already know what's going on, but it's just bad representation for people who are really struggling. I guess they weren't thinking about that, and positive messages about mental health, specifically suicide, wasn't the main issue. But they included it so it's automatically their responsibility to deal with it in the right way.
@@Ayeayecaptain667 The movie is rated R. That's enough of a warning to realize that you might see terrible imagery.
It's not a positive. Lana wachowski is a trans woman. Suicide is considered by many to be a preferable alternative to the artificial life we live prior to transition. Neo doesn't die from his attempt. He instead awakens to an actual life. That's the story for a lot of trans people
agreed, mental health advocacy is needed now more than ever
If you think suicide was treated as a positive thing in this film, nobody can help you.
'Dictovagintic Spexulation' -- that is either my next band's name or my nxt kid's name! Effing hilarious!
3:02, as someone who has a very SIMILAR setup, that laptop is just for watching stuff in the background; looks like he's streaming. I'm watching "Surf's Up" on the TV through the crack between my monitors. I have the Sin for that movie up next actually. I'm in a mood for this movie ever since you uploaded it!
I never thought I would say it, but this movie makes Reloaded and Revolutions seem 100 times better in hindsight. At least those movies followed a consistent plot that isn't contradicting itself midstream. I does make me think Lana must have wanted to intentionally sabotage any potential for sequels by making this one just irrecoverably bad.
Now, any sequel will have to do heavy lifting to erase that this movie ever existed, similar to what the Terminator franchise has to do ever 5 or 10 years.
What are you on about? 2 and 3 were fantastic
I also quite enjoyed the original sequels, but I will give you they didn't quite hit the same high as the first film (though I feel they got pretty close).
This film however was a major let down for a lot of fans, personally I'm kinda unfazed since I just assumed it was going to be bad going in. Was still bad though, I mean I only watched it like a month ago and I can barely remember any of it, hell I can't even remember all the scenes shown in this video. It's an incredibly forgettable film. Maybe that's the plan, it's the ultimate subversion of expectations; make the first film terrible and make the sequels amazing. Lmao
@@borris3768 2 is good, 3 is hot garbage.
@@DankBuddhaStank not really lol. Absolute masterpiece in film making
@@borris3768 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a load of bullshit. These movies weren't "Absolute masterpiece in film making"
I had to laugh out loud at the "sporting events in Vancouver" bit 🤣
10:21......just made my day lol
left off a "bop" on the end there.
I thought for *sure* Jeremy would open up the video with "Discount Carrie-Anne Moss" but "Do not move = deja vu" works too I suppose. 😆
Thank you for pointing how the movie can´t even get good actions scenes. Even the bad sequels has some memorable scenes like the highway chase. In this is just bad generic shake cam shoot outs.
I didn’t expect much from this movie and they didn’t let me down
Coming here right after watching it.. Avoided it till now but procrastination got the better of me... This review is helping me cope!
I just realized that the reflection in the mirror at 4:35 isn't Neo.
Maybe it didn't all come together the way it was planned, but obviously something was planned.
That's covered later when Bugs says she couldn't find him because they reskinned him.
You also see a glimpse of his Matrix appearance in the reflection of the table at the coffee shop and in his bathroom mirror. The lighting where they show it in full in the theater is so horrible, I thought he had an eyepatch which was hilarious to me when I first saw him.
Hugo Weaving was asked to return but couldnt because of scheduling conflicts (I think delays due to Covid also played a part in these conflicts). Laurence Fishburne wasnt even asked in the first place
I don't think either of them are sorry
Lol I love cinemasins, but even this made me fall asleep watching it as I did twice trying to watch this new matrix. At least you get credit for the whole video playing 😂
Ending on a line from The Prestige, nice.
Can't blame Fishburne and Weaving for not being in this movie when it is such a blatant piece of crap
I don't understand why they would undo the end of the trilogy when there is a perfectly good prequel world to develop. The story of the first One and the Oracle origin could be awesome. His tragic end and the tenuous detente upon his sacrifice are already written and there are so many ways you could fill in the rest.
Make it about sacrificing for a world you don't belong in. Make it about the perils of giving too much power to one person, benevolent or not. Use the trope of finally finding "his" people only to have them be used against him. Make him a sympathetic incel who falls in love with an Oracle who does love him but just not that way because she's gay. Make him an antihero only to have the Oracle be the true hero in the end: the one who learns of her power to outwit the Architect in some heist film like fashion.
It's so easy to come up with ideas for the world of the Matrix. It just amazes me that this was the garbage they came up with
Hugo weaving was the best part of the original series to me. I refuse to corrupt my fond memories of seeing the original in theaters by watching this one
@@natelax1367 same, he is the only person i coukd see as the agent
I've long believed that the Wachowski's didn't write that first script and bought it. That is the only explanation of why the second, third and now fourth are such crap that don't even really connect to the first, they wrote those. Hell Jupiter Ascending and Cloud Atlas are the same, full of super fake deep psuedo-metaphysical pseudo-philosophy.
@@natelax1367 Im here to remind you to absolutely forget this movie exists and never give it your time.
I've been meaning to watch this one because on a conceptual level of being a metatextual satire on the unoriginality of hollywood and making a "Fuck you" to the higher ups who forced this film to be made; I fucking love it. But I'm disappointed that it failed to also justify its own existence past that theme.
Kind of a catch-22 there though. If the movie had actually been good and made big bucks, Wachowski probably would have been forced to make more sequels.
Just watch the first hour, after it it looks like a filler Action TV series
Its impossible to deliver a real f you when youre being paid lets not over praise this garbage
I thought you wrote metrosexual, I smirked and forgot to read the rest
@@Rudy14 fast n furious did the same just a year or so ago, but with cars
I had PSTD flashbacks of the Last Jedi while watching this.
i really appreciate you guys spreading awareness on mental health
Lets just act like that movie never happened.
Like... Alien 3
@@TimeisReel Exactly
💯💯💯💯. That’ll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick
@@chasehedges6775 Agreed
15:07 Hehe, even here the Will Smith joke makes an appearance!
I thank you for the great work you do for humanity.
10:22 cracked me up...I rewound that 3 times 😝😝