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Put it in playback 0.75 for it to sound more like snape. (Edit) thanks so much for the likes and comments I love it when I'm having a bad day and I just get a random notification saying stuff like thank you or I love u it makes me happy
20 years ago if you told me I'd find myself sitting around with Severus Snape's voice making me feel all sorts of fluttery ways inside, I would have called you crazy. Yet here we are. Sweet baby jesus, that man's voice is heavenly.
I play this slightly slower speed so it sounds a little more like our professor :) also.. when he says the words 'always' and 'moonlight' my heart skips a beat
I was blushing profusely when I created that piece of the audio... And laughing profusely at myself for doing it... And then laughing at the thought of the reaction listeners might have when they happen upon it unawares. I had actually cut it out and added it back many times before deciding to leave it in. I don't know if anyone has realized it was never a part of the original audio book. No that was me meticulously cutting and stitching sound bites together for my own devious pleasure.
@Dark Arts Magic I'd like to think he'd find all our reactions rather humorous. When I was listening to it, I had headphones in but was sitting a few feet from my S.O. who was playing xbox. When it happened I immediately covered half my face with my hands to hide my blushing and giggling. He just looked over and went "uh....you ok?" Lol. Yup. Totally fine....nothing wrong over here.
I was playing this while it was connected to the speaker across the room. Then 12:30 came and it had me running to stop the audio 😆 I wasn't prepared for it
This is an audible book, Return Of The Native by Thomas Hardy.Fourteen glorious hours of his voice,people! Thank you for the fireplace ambience💝💝💝💝such a great reading,too.played 12:30 over and over and over and oooooooover ,for some reason.......
I love the page turning for some reason…it seems appropriate but in a way shows a certain impatience to see what happens next! That paired with the pauses, singing and very emotional reading couldnt be done this well by anyone but Alan Rickman. RIP Sir!
@@hayyopeople oh no :'D _traumatic flashbacks to 2 years ago when i used to read y/n fanfictions and took forever to recover_ *please do not strip me of my innocence 3 months after i have successfully gotten it back*
The precipitation which is painting the sky pewter here (didn’t Guns And Roses compose a ballad appellated “November Rain?”) inspires the perfect backdrop for a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-visit of this classic (and brilliantly edited) performance by our beloved Alan Rickman/Severus Snape 🙏🤗❤️🌨! Love, Natalea Composed Tuesday, November 19, In The Year Of Grace 2024
@@grellioooooooooostudios In the music video, Spears grabbed a male fan's butt because she knew he secretly wanted it. I did the same thing to Snape in a dream that I was a 7th year Hogwarts student and he gave me detention. It was the best dream ever! XD
@@stephj505 i had a shifted and i found snape while walking in the halls on free period reading and he looked at me and i blushed then he looked back at his book/news paper and i sat beside him and layed on his thigh ✨✨
@@grellioooooooooostudios You're gonna laugh but when I was in detention in my dream, Prof. McGonagall asked why I got punished and I told her that I grabbed Prof. Snape's butt. Then she asked me how it felt and I told her that it felt awesome and she told me that the detention was worth it. Who knew that the stern teacher had a hidden pervy side? XD
Dear Dark Arts Magic, I apologize for forgetting to apprise you of how beautifully that you edited this video 😍! I have replayed it more than any other audiobook that I possess or UA-cam narration that I have ever encountered! If I may ask, what kind of equipment did you use (despite my yearlong course of keyboarding in high school, I still consider myself a beginner in the conundrum of computers)? Love, Natalea
Dear Dark Arts Magic, Although you are an excellent composer as well as compiler, I miss the prologue backstory for this video in which there is a thunderstorm at Hogwarts, and we rush to Severus’s office for protection. He has our favorite romance, and, with a hug and a kiss, invites us to sit on his lap as he reads to us. That little scenario was so comforting and charming 🙏🤗❤️🧪! Love, Natalea P. S.: I still am longing for the day when I can become an official patron of your Patreon. Wednesday, May 1, In The Year Of Grace 2024
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Thank you!
This guy could read me the phone book…
Put it in playback 0.75 for it to sound more like snape. (Edit) thanks so much for the likes and comments I love it when I'm having a bad day and I just get a random notification saying stuff like thank you or I love u it makes me happy
OMG I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU
YOU ARE AN ANGEL, TYSM
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
omg thx
Merlin's beard, his voice alone is heavenly!
20 years ago if you told me I'd find myself sitting around with Severus Snape's voice making me feel all sorts of fluttery ways inside, I would have called you crazy. Yet here we are.
Sweet baby jesus, that man's voice is heavenly.
And it's even more heavenly when he sings, as I'm sure you heard in this vid.
He reads it like he personally wrote it all, no hesitation,full grasp of the material, vocal and tonally perfect he was just too good
Alan Rickmans voice bewitches the mind and ensnares the senses.....💖
im sorry i bursted into laughter when he started singing bc i wasnt expecting it
I was trying to sleep and I bursted into laughing😂
It's been a rough day at this end of the world. This is exactly what I need. Thank you.
This is amazing! 100 points to Slytherin!
I play this slightly slower speed so it sounds a little more like our professor :) also.. when he says the words 'always' and 'moonlight' my heart skips a beat
x0.75 is perfect, you're right, sounds much more like him - more deliberate, making you really pay attention to each word he's saying. :D
In love with the voice … harder to sleep through the singing parts….
oh lord i love him
THE SINGING GETS ME EVERY TIMEXD
IT SENT MEE
12:30 has me blushing like a teenage girl who was just complimented by her crush. Oh. My. Goodness.
I was blushing profusely when I created that piece of the audio... And laughing profusely at myself for doing it... And then laughing at the thought of the reaction listeners might have when they happen upon it unawares. I had actually cut it out and added it back many times before deciding to leave it in. I don't know if anyone has realized it was never a part of the original audio book. No that was me meticulously cutting and stitching sound bites together for my own devious pleasure.
I hope Alan found it as amusing, otherwise I owe him an apology when I reach the other side of the veil.
@Dark Arts Magic I'd like to think he'd find all our reactions rather humorous. When I was listening to it, I had headphones in but was sitting a few feet from my S.O. who was playing xbox. When it happened I immediately covered half my face with my hands to hide my blushing and giggling. He just looked over and went "uh....you ok?" Lol. Yup. Totally fine....nothing wrong over here.
There's that part but at 7:05 😭 what was that man....one moment I'm falling asleep....and the next I'm like...👁👄👁 I WAS LIKE SOAJSJDNDKSJDJBD
@@darkartsmagic my mum asked if I was alright
I was playing this while it was connected to the speaker across the room. Then 12:30 came and it had me running to stop the audio 😆 I wasn't prepared for it
🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, I snuck it in there.
@@darkartsmagic I never thought I'd run in a speed of light, but then I did when it came 😆 I had to listen to the whole thing with earphones instead
🤣🤣
@@lmnop9106I bet you would have made The Flash or Superman proud with how fast you moved, lol!
you should've came yourself when you heard the moaning@@lmnop9106
This is an audible book, Return Of The Native by Thomas Hardy.Fourteen glorious hours of his voice,people!
Thank you for the fireplace ambience💝💝💝💝such a great reading,too.played 12:30 over and over and over and oooooooover ,for some reason.......
Some... unexplained reason... 😏😏😏
12:30 is my favourite part
OMG how lovely to hear dear sweet Alan moan and sigh!!
@@barbarazirger7732 I fell off my chair again
@@nikanyxspitzer lol 🤣
Welp, I'm fucking dead. I fucking died, I'm dead.
I just thought he was reading I nearly had a heart attack when it can up
I love his voice. I listen him while I do my homeworks😂.
OMG, I can die a happy woman now. 🥰🥰
This just boosted my Snape fixation. Thank you!!! I loved it!!
When he first started singing I jumped. From being startled.
Hehe.
*but the reading and singing is amazing..*
he could be reading a report about a deranged serial killer on the loose and describe their murders in detail
and i would still be calm
Hè could read the phonebook or read a manual and then I would still think it's fantastic :p
The talent
When he moaned my eyes opened side wide and face ☠ (squidward meme)
His random singing just cured my period cramps that was just crying over a minute ago 💛🤺
Dear God, that man's voice.
THE MOANING WAS UNEXPECTED 😭
YO I JUST HEARD IT SOMEONE LOVE ME LIKE HE COULD
I love the page turning for some reason…it seems appropriate but in a way shows a certain impatience to see what happens next! That paired with the pauses, singing and very emotional reading couldnt be done this well by anyone but Alan Rickman. RIP Sir!
I love Alan Rickman and Severus Snape, I wish was married to them
There’s this thing called shifting where you enter a different reality and you can date them
I wish he didn't die
@@skyleradria8186 I’m literally making my script has I write this
Everybody wishes there married to him
I do to ❤w❤
7:00 , 12:25 , 10:00 , 15:48
OMD THANKS
///,OWO,/// *kawaiicloud has left the chat*
@~@
OMG OMG OMG
a hero
I can’t believe I found this perfection here!!! 😭 this is heaven ✨🪄🤍
his voice!!!🥰🥰🤤
The moans-- girl that’ll make y’a puthy throb good lord above I was not prepared for that he rlly went all in w it.
Haha, yeah that wasn't in the audio book. I had to do some creative editing to make that part.
You're welcome. 😉
@@darkartsmagic I need to know where the audio came from please lord tell me I thank you for your services
“As such, I don’t expect many of you to appreciate this subtle story and exact audiobook that is just moaning.” 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 That made me laugh.
I'd like to think that this is his form of showing love and also idk why but I've been into Snape lately
Where has this been all my life....
12:30 BRUHHDHAJHSJAHS HELP
EXCUSE ME WHAT I HAD TO PAUSEEEE A LONG WHILE
@@Nymphiiee SAME DW
help I was in my youth group and thought it was connected to my headphones but it was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the opposite room 💀
12:30
I-
*Puts my speaker against my ear*
You saw nothing.
Uh...yep nothing to see........🤨🤡
i-. THE MOANING HELP-
I had the same reaction! I couldn’t even breathe!
Alan is the best ✊ the pauses between words are perfect
This is the only Snape ASMR I can find where the audio of his voice isn't sliiiiightly distorted.
Damn! When he began singing I dropped my doughnut!
Ikr, when he started to sing I was like "Great Rao! Who knew Alan Rickman could sing, and pretty darn well?" His French is beautifully done as well.
I will have this on loop for 5 hours now, thanks
That moaning caught be so off guard. Holy shit.
10:06 WOW
MY MUM IS IN THE OTHER ROOM HELP ME
Bro the singing
Marry me
*New Kink Unlocked* Severus Snape speaking French
well i guess I'm not the only one
@@Toxicdeath1904 nope, me too
Ahhh my heart🤤✨... this is exactly what I need now...to reduce my anxiety problems 💚
I just love his soothing voice😍❤
I should make my fan fic now. Haha
You best bet I’m using 12:30 as motivation. LMAOO
@@hayyopeople I do have a way with sounds.
@@hayyopeople oh no :'D
_traumatic flashbacks to 2 years ago when i used to read y/n fanfictions and took forever to recover_
*please do not strip me of my innocence 3 months after i have successfully gotten it back*
I never knew how wonderful this could make me feel 😌🖤
Dammit his voice does something to me 😍❤️❤️❤️
I think it is affecting the brain chemistry that increases the flow of dopamine. Dopamine helps with calming and relaxing, and can be a bit euphoric.
Thank you so much - this is exactly what I needed to calm my anxiety tonight. 💙
Good to hear this before sleep
LMAO HIS RANDOM SINGING
Rite
Why? Why do I like this stuff?
12:30 happens.
*Dumbledore liked that*
Lol
XD
*everybody liked that*
Detention!! All of u!! Albus im gonna give you a piece of my mind😠🐍✨
Im dying of blushness AAAaAhA
My palms are sWEATING
Edit: THE FREAKING DESCRIPTION I-
Edit 2: 14:35 PLEASE SPEAK OF PARIS TO ME AGGGGAGGAH
So needed dam perfection with my favorite movie character to rid the stress of the days 👍🏼
PUT THIS UNDER YOUR PILLOW ABOVE YOUR HEAD, I SWEAR ITS THE BEST THING EVER!!!
Can he please tell me : “the fantastic nature of her passion lowered her as an intellect, but raised her as a soul” everyday?😂
I’m 3 minutes in and I am amazed with this 😍🤩 thank you so much for doing it 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Alan’s voice is so soothing, sexy and heavenly
2:11 why did he randomly started singing 💀
LMFAOOOOOOOO
That is what I want to know and don't ask why I am her sir/madam
He could read my pants off !!
Good one🤣🤣
THE SINGING AND MOANIHG IS TAKING ME OUT
HLEP
the moaning caught me off guard help 😭 i was almost asleep
LMAAOOAOA
Lmfao me too sis I was like...ohhh my 🤣😂
Thank you so much
How do I get someone to talk to me like this because I am literally off in my own world at work listening to this.
Return of the Native. Wow. I love the book. Thank you for this.
This helped me with my anxiety
Thank you, you've done god's work 🙏
Anything to do with Alan is doing God's work 🙂
First video I listened to and when I say I almost threw my phone when they started talking-
Y’all really sleeping on Alan’s French byee 😭😭👌🏻
I didn't even know he spoke French, tbh. Nor did I know he could sing, and pretty darn well at that.
....Oh... Oh boy. Oh snap. ☠️
How the Hell can I sleep when I have this sexy man MOANING in my ear??!! 😭😭😭😭😭
It’s midnight and I’m giggling profusely
@@nikanyxspitzer I was literally about to fall asleep and "OH YES" happens 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
@@gwynplainehugo1322 And I’m sitting there with my damn insomnia like “LMAO BOI STAHP”
@@nikanyxspitzer bruh I feel you 🥲
I wish I was giving him something to moan about!
this made my day so much better. Actually wanted to study, but here we are....
You made my day !
Oh I was not expecting the moaning but I mean I’m not complaining 🫣
Not me trying to shift to this and eagerly grasping at my phone to stop the moaning sounds … they were so loud 💀💀💀
I'm glad I read the comments 😂 I love Snape with all my heart but I think that'd be a bit too much for me 😂
@@thismadmama it was definitely a scare 😭😭
EAGERLY GRASPING??!?!? STOPP
LOL @@oddly.specific.subliminals7053
Whoa, I want him to read me the Harry Potter books 😬
The precipitation which is painting the sky pewter here (didn’t Guns And Roses compose a ballad appellated “November Rain?”) inspires the perfect backdrop for a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-visit of this classic (and brilliantly edited) performance by our beloved Alan Rickman/Severus Snape 🙏🤗❤️🌨!
Love,
Natalea
Composed Tuesday, November 19, In The Year Of Grace 2024
sooo nice... 😍
This helps me to rest for a while...😇😇
Thanks for sharing my friend.. keep doing and stay safe...😊❤
I’m dying
bestie im going to cry
What the heck is that you singing no don't stop I like that 😊
Lovely ❤❤❤
This is exactly what I always wanted
What a worderful voice 🥰😍🥺
Unholy screeching
IKR
If Snape was my teacher,l would do something bad just so that I could stay in his class😂🤫
Do you know Britney Spears' song "I Wanna Go"?
I do ///OwO///
@@grellioooooooooostudios In the music video, Spears grabbed a male fan's butt because she knew he secretly wanted it. I did the same thing to Snape in a dream that I was a 7th year Hogwarts student and he gave me detention. It was the best dream ever! XD
@@stephj505 i had a shifted and i found snape while walking in the halls on free period reading and he looked at me and i blushed then he looked back at his book/news paper and i sat beside him and layed on his thigh ✨✨
@@grellioooooooooostudios You're gonna laugh but when I was in detention in my dream, Prof. McGonagall asked why I got punished and I told her that I grabbed Prof. Snape's butt. Then she asked me how it felt and I told her that it felt awesome and she told me that the detention was worth it. Who knew that the stern teacher had a hidden pervy side? XD
*Snape reading*
Students: uh professor? This isn't potions..
Me: shhh let him read!!
🤫🤫🤫
THE SINGING STOP
ive had a terrible day today and this made me 😭😭🛐🛐🦋🦋🤭🤭
yo snape was reading a slytherin student an erotica 😂
Snape: Oh yes! Oh yes!
Slytherin student: *pulls up covers in terror at Snape's moans*
Lmao
HELP BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Dear Dark Arts Magic,
I apologize for forgetting to apprise you of how beautifully that you edited this video 😍! I have replayed it more than any other audiobook that I possess or UA-cam narration that I have ever encountered!
If I may ask, what kind of equipment did you use (despite my yearlong course of keyboarding in high school, I still consider myself a beginner in the conundrum of computers)?
Love,
Natalea
Thank you! ❤ I edit all my videos with Adobe Premiere. You need a strong computer with at least 16gb of memory and a fast processor.
I solemnly swear.....❤ this was a wonderful video❤
@@norma3565 ❤️
that´s amazing!!
The moaning had me like 😳😖😏
Wow, such a great work! Bet it wasn't easy. Greetings from Italy :)
Awesome work love it
Dear Dark Arts Magic,
Although you are an excellent composer as well as compiler, I miss the prologue backstory for this video in which there is a thunderstorm at Hogwarts, and we rush to Severus’s office for protection. He has our favorite romance, and, with a hug and a kiss, invites us to sit on his lap as he reads to us. That little scenario was so comforting and charming 🙏🤗❤️🧪!
Love,
Natalea
P. S.: I still am longing for the day when I can become an official patron of your Patreon.
Wednesday, May 1, In The Year Of Grace 2024