When Your Substitute Teacher Is Asian

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  • @steveplay1132
    @steveplay1132 3 роки тому +12046

    “Don’t do drugs. They are too expensive” Why didn’t I get this type of advice from my parents?

    • @theyarjay
      @theyarjay 3 роки тому +152

      True

    • @dragoni_penguin
      @dragoni_penguin 3 роки тому +217

      holy shit thats a good point

    • @bryceyboo
      @bryceyboo 3 роки тому +72

      I was just about to comment that, until I saw someone else did. So if I did... it would look like I copied u :l

    • @aliceyue1754
      @aliceyue1754 3 роки тому +45

      That was some God-tier stuff

    • @iameye2200
      @iameye2200 3 роки тому +20

      Lmao

  • @ucbrowser2447
    @ucbrowser2447 3 роки тому +5346

    "I said find X not find your last brain cell"
    "No when you get the number you divide not disappoint"
    That's a lotta damage

  • @mmmirei
    @mmmirei 3 роки тому +8988

    “My other foot was starting a business” that made me laugh an unreasonable amount.

    • @Foogul
      @Foogul 3 роки тому +21

      Indeed

    • @I_am_bacon._.
      @I_am_bacon._. 3 роки тому +7

      666th like

    • @GiblesWantToHug2651
      @GiblesWantToHug2651 3 роки тому +1

      @@nkplayz4699 lmao 🤣

    • @akshatsharma9740
      @akshatsharma9740 3 роки тому +4

      @@nkplayz4699 your nail, my one hair made vibranium in real life.

    • @bioactive82
      @bioactive82 3 роки тому +4

      @@akshatsharma9740 your hair, my atoms made the PlayStation -8

  • @Colmleft
    @Colmleft Рік тому +874

    “When you get the number, you divide not disappoint” is a powerful argument 😂

    • @michaelriegler2594
      @michaelriegler2594 Рік тому +17

      I had to turn the video off I was laughing so hard when he said that

  • @KoogleKhrome
    @KoogleKhrome 3 роки тому +10645

    “I said find X, not find your last brain cell”
    This line is just too damn good.

    • @shaheerahmad9697
      @shaheerahmad9697 3 роки тому +72

      i thought he said pencil

    • @doriangreg1601
      @doriangreg1601 3 роки тому +122

      I loved the divide not disappoint 😭😭

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 3 роки тому +19

      Oh damn 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon 3 роки тому +15

      ah he said X
      yea that makes more sense than "find eggs"
      the dialect makes those 2 hard to differ

    • @Phantom-hl3tc
      @Phantom-hl3tc 3 роки тому +9

      this sounds like the shit my actual teacher would say

  • @Initiator1
    @Initiator1 3 роки тому +4561

    "When I was nine years old, I was twenty five."
    -Steven Dad
    Also Steven Dad: "We the Asian not the Bsian"

    • @sabakunogaara9827
      @sabakunogaara9827 3 роки тому +18

      Kinda slow to get but somehow manage to get it

    • @Initiator1
      @Initiator1 3 роки тому +12

      @@sabakunogaara9827 good job on getting the joke!

    • @nathgibs03
      @nathgibs03 3 роки тому +10

      He broke the third wall. He's playing a 25yr old and a 9yr old

    • @Grassmpl
      @Grassmpl 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah and the difference completes a squared Pythagorean triple.

    • @RishabKhuba
      @RishabKhuba 3 роки тому +5

      Well this is the job requirement these days
      😂😶😑

  • @intergalacticdegengypsy6135
    @intergalacticdegengypsy6135 3 роки тому +27497

    We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.

    • @deathwisher3924
      @deathwisher3924 2 роки тому +1622

      you should nickname her Low Blow XD

    • @mastertuhinbaruah9614
      @mastertuhinbaruah9614 2 роки тому +950

      i thought of a funny joke but i give my respect too your teacher...miss Lo..

    • @白玉堂-o9h
      @白玉堂-o9h 2 роки тому +221

      。。。wow

    • @Barb.u
      @Barb.u 2 роки тому +371

      Teacher goals

    • @lildyo
      @lildyo 2 роки тому +842

      Damn that lady’s impressive. Good on her for not taking shit from kids lol

  • @Righteous1ist
    @Righteous1ist 10 місяців тому +166

    Steven's friend: This is Spanish class.
    Steven's dad: NUMERO UNO.

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 7 місяців тому +2

      Nearly pissed myself lol!

  • @emeraldminer4717
    @emeraldminer4717 3 роки тому +4459

    When Steven dad is a substitute...
    “Don’t do drugs... too expensive.”

    • @shynessbreakthroughcommuni826
      @shynessbreakthroughcommuni826 3 роки тому +74

      lol, that's way you don't see Asians on drugs!😆

    • @dormy6209
      @dormy6209 3 роки тому +31

      @@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826 nope drugs in the PH is a big problem

    • @ABc-wf4ry
      @ABc-wf4ry 3 роки тому +74

      @@dormy6209 drugs in the pornhub?

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 3 роки тому +20

      I can get you crackcocaine 23% off if you become doctor

    • @irsyad9802
      @irsyad9802 3 роки тому +11

      @@ABc-wf4ry LMAOOOOO

  • @Toxxxll
    @Toxxxll 3 роки тому +9963

    "I walk up a hill on one foot."
    "My other foot was starting a business."
    Those lines make me picture the days when physic wasn't invented.

    • @thedivineofsin
      @thedivineofsin 3 роки тому +69

      Back in the day when physics weren’t invented we had a countdown for the second coming of christ

    • @shaggings
      @shaggings 3 роки тому +41

      Back in my day existence hadn't been invented yet

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer 2 роки тому +33

      Back in my day days weren't invented yet

    • @thevolitile
      @thevolitile 2 роки тому +25

      Back in my day failure was never invented yet
      Scary times

    • @caven8692
      @caven8692 2 роки тому +15

      His foot is too smart

  • @ジャマイカ-o9o
    @ジャマイカ-o9o 3 роки тому +2869

    "Don't do drugs. They too expensive"
    "A calculator?! Are u high?"
    "You're all failure"
    Me to my future kids

  • @sottozen
    @sottozen Рік тому +251

    Let me tell you what I say to all aspiring actors: VENTI LATTE WITH CARAMEL PLEASE!!!! LOOOOLLL

    • @KasperPlayGames
      @KasperPlayGames 6 місяців тому +1

      Bro got a like from Steven HE woww

  • @dragoni_penguin
    @dragoni_penguin 3 роки тому +2214

    "When you get the number you divide, not disappoint."
    My 4th grade teacher said to multiply and then add, and then my 5th grade teacher said to add then multiply.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +336

      Ooof

    • @Jenit
      @Jenit 3 роки тому +341

      4th grade teacher was right, the 5th grade teacher was such a *failure*

    • @anshukandulna1844
      @anshukandulna1844 3 роки тому +31

      You should've left the school with such teachers

    • @MrEmperor96
      @MrEmperor96 3 роки тому +82

      Are you sure your 5th grade teacher didn't have brackets around the addition 🤔

    • @rajkumarlamichhaneofficial
      @rajkumarlamichhaneofficial 3 роки тому +12

      @@moonlacis you dumb kid bodmas and pemdas both applies to multiply and then to do addition

  • @Rocketrobinson6790
    @Rocketrobinson6790 3 роки тому +13025

    "When I was nine years old, I was twenty-five"
    -Stevens Dad

  • @han2134
    @han2134 3 роки тому +6716

    "When I was 9, I was 25."
    Oh! Age wasn't invented yet at the time.

  • @hetalialover4ever
    @hetalialover4ever Рік тому +29

    *Jo Jo poses*
    “Is that a calculator? What daa hell, are you high!?”
    I can’t 🤣

    • @Vishnu-B
      @Vishnu-B 3 місяці тому

      Its a real thing... Here in India as well, we are not allowed to use calculators in school and parents also keep an eye while doing homework. And we used to look forward to getting into university just because we would get to use calculators... 😂😂

  • @inlovewiththatpanda1532
    @inlovewiththatpanda1532 3 роки тому +34019

    "Don't do drugs... It's too expensive"
    Now that's called good counseling.

    • @luckyhazard156
      @luckyhazard156 3 роки тому +689

      For the wrong reasons 😂

    • @inlovewiththatpanda1532
      @inlovewiththatpanda1532 3 роки тому +163

      @@luckyhazard156 true~

    • @rmfth
      @rmfth 3 роки тому +54

      yes

    • @generalharness8266
      @generalharness8266 3 роки тому +487

      @@luckyhazard156 Not really. Its bad for you is not measurable, its expensive is far more tangible.

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 3 роки тому +302

      Haiyaa, cocaine cost 200 dollar for 3 grams
      Not worth it

  • @buddyyoda7007
    @buddyyoda7007 3 роки тому +18607

    “What I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with Carmel” that is a great line

    • @rodneyt72
      @rodneyt72 3 роки тому +336

      That one got me.

    • @warsame0208
      @warsame0208 3 роки тому +169

      Soo underrated don’t sleep on it

    • @baronwarborn9107
      @baronwarborn9107 3 роки тому +114

      Every video has gut bursting line. That was it!!

    • @sakurarayne
      @sakurarayne 3 роки тому +40

      That got me too. I had to pause the video

    • @mixedshorts4530
      @mixedshorts4530 3 роки тому +28

      All of the lines are GREAT

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +5681

    "I said find X, not find your last brain cell"
    This dude just doesn't miss.

    • @justgaming0708
      @justgaming0708 2 роки тому +29

      Just some guy without a mouse tache

    • @coolskeleton2767
      @coolskeleton2767 2 роки тому +14

      wow you got a instant heart from steve :V

    • @langalea
      @langalea 2 роки тому +8

      Found you!

    • @BreadLord98
      @BreadLord98 2 роки тому +6

      Just some random guy without a mustache is here

    • @aleksi4836
      @aleksi4836 2 роки тому +6

      No...not this again

  • @wilbysooooot
    @wilbysooooot Рік тому +650

    "You didn't know you had a butt" had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FunTimesOverHere
      @FunTimesOverHere Рік тому +2

      Same but not.

    • @julieanna8495
      @julieanna8495 Рік тому +5

      I actually laughed out loud at that line.😂😂😆🤣

    • @m.o6294
      @m.o6294 Рік тому +1

      Me too!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @absnobody
      @absnobody 10 місяців тому +2

      it got me completely off guard too 😂😂😆

  • @cheetoe5539
    @cheetoe5539 3 роки тому +2676

    ''Steven so dumb that when he was younger he was scared of his own farts.''
    Stevens dad- 2021
    ''He didn't even know he had a but''
    Also Stevens dad- 2021

    • @313Yuta
      @313Yuta 3 роки тому +17

      How the hell does this not have more likes

    • @winnieway27
      @winnieway27 3 роки тому +20

      what da hell? he not know he have a butt what a failure

    • @HabitualDeep
      @HabitualDeep 3 роки тому +2

      @@313Yuta haiill

    • @Joreoes
      @Joreoes 3 роки тому +4

      imagine being scared of a gas.
      *dont say failure...*
      *fA1lur3*

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 роки тому

      Butt 😅

  • @Stien58_
    @Stien58_ 3 роки тому +2427

    “Don’t do drugs, they too expensive”
    *Task failed successfully*

    • @jazz8388
      @jazz8388 3 роки тому +8

      😂😂😭😂

    • @babyboysmooth1353
      @babyboysmooth1353 3 роки тому +34

      Unless you start up a profitable drug business, then you can get 19% off

    • @rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207
      @rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/sjrbEge2h-s/v-deo.html

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 3 роки тому +8

      @@rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207 am I gonna be mad for clicking this? Cause you don't want me getting mad when I click that.....
      I'm coming for you in your dreams, bitch. ( Rick and Morty)

    • @lenkagamine6121
      @lenkagamine6121 3 роки тому +5

      Rich kids: don't mind if I do

  • @neetworawry8728
    @neetworawry8728 3 роки тому +7652

    The math one is really accurate, blink and you'll miss one chapter.

    • @GermanShowerGiver
      @GermanShowerGiver 3 роки тому +198

      Nah, you would miss the entire semester

    • @binkerbros5683
      @binkerbros5683 3 роки тому +89

      No in a quadratic equation you have two solutions
      X=9+7/2
      And
      X=9-7/2

    • @GermanShowerGiver
      @GermanShowerGiver 3 роки тому +14

      @@binkerbros5683 what????

    • @kusada3035
      @kusada3035 3 роки тому +104

      @@GermanShowerGiver bruh, one time I was learning subtraction the next thing I know I was in college

    • @laya1077_
      @laya1077_ 3 роки тому +7

      @@binkerbros5683 at what grade do you learn quadratic equations?

  • @sebytro
    @sebytro Рік тому +280

    "When I was your age I was walking uphill on one foot, my other foot was starting a business."
    I almost died laughing on this.

  • @imclueless9875
    @imclueless9875 3 роки тому +4388

    "i tell you what i tell all actors"
    "Venti latte please"
    that had me dying. XD

    • @Werepyres
      @Werepyres 3 роки тому +18

      I didn't get this joke

    • @imclueless9875
      @imclueless9875 3 роки тому +197

      @@Werepyres in short it means all aspiring actors end up working at starbucks XD

    • @Werepyres
      @Werepyres 3 роки тому +33

      @@imclueless9875 ooh lmfao im slow

    • @imclueless9875
      @imclueless9875 3 роки тому +20

      @@Werepyres thats ok haha its kinda a like hidden message joke anyways :P

    • @idiot9579
      @idiot9579 3 роки тому +2

      Ikr

  • @abdu8359
    @abdu8359 3 роки тому +28861

    “You know what I say to aspiring actors? Venti latte with caramel please” Omg...

    • @bluestories7816
      @bluestories7816 3 роки тому +742

      I was looking for this comment and yeah its a great moment

    • @Rexendo
      @Rexendo 3 роки тому +304

      Sorry I don't understand:(

    • @shankarr4276
      @shankarr4276 3 роки тому +1481

      @@Rexendo he saying that aspiring actors go to work at cafes

    • @Rexendo
      @Rexendo 3 роки тому +483

      @@shankarr4276 Hahaha lmao, I just got it. Thx bro, I just feel left out when I don't get something and others do

    • @abdu8359
      @abdu8359 3 роки тому +266

      @@Rexendo It’s no problem! I’m happy you were able to join in on the fun!

  • @Poqqers
    @Poqqers 3 роки тому +2089

    "today i teach you the quadratic formula"
    "this is spanish class..."
    "numero uno"

  • @KfirGdaliaMoldavsky8902
    @KfirGdaliaMoldavsky8902 Рік тому +146

    This man doesn't need an oscar. The oscar needs him

  • @kridayvij
    @kridayvij 3 роки тому +3750

    If Steven's dad made harry potter:
    Hagrid: You're a faliure harry!
    Harry: I'm a what?
    Hagrid : A faliure!

    • @Miollvynir
      @Miollvynir 3 роки тому +77

      All Dursley, no Dumbledore.

    • @606films9
      @606films9 3 роки тому +20

      Wizard: You can make anything into silver with this
      You go ahead and assume the rest of the joke

    • @IM-2055
      @IM-2055 3 роки тому +4

      Thats a pretty good idea

    • @humnaahmed5656
      @humnaahmed5656 3 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @Wanasek666
      @Wanasek666 3 роки тому +1

      A faiiiilure

  • @otomeauthor
    @otomeauthor 3 роки тому +5763

    "Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +695

      Oh that’s cute

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +898

      And yes 😂😂😂 drugs are too expensive. Don’t buy if there’s no discount

    • @freetayk87
      @freetayk87 3 роки тому +273

      @@StevenHe buy drugs and you become FAILURE and STOOBID

    • @JustHuman623
      @JustHuman623 3 роки тому +162

      @@StevenHe the price of drugs after this: 📉

    • @nivanmajhi23
      @nivanmajhi23 3 роки тому +52

      @@StevenHe wait can you start bejing beans as a side part of bejing corn

  • @LOREWITHBLAZER
    @LOREWITHBLAZER 3 роки тому +2458

    “Dont do drugs it’s too expensive”
    Your saying the right things for the wrong reasons

    • @jackmario6471
      @jackmario6471 3 роки тому +63

      unless you rich buy all the drugs

    • @chainuser7401
      @chainuser7401 3 роки тому +7

      @@jackmario6471 👀

    • @ZayGzz08
      @ZayGzz08 3 роки тому +3

      facts

    • @jackmario6471
      @jackmario6471 3 роки тому

      @Emmanuel Abera thanks but I purposely did that

    • @JustthesameJn
      @JustthesameJn 3 роки тому +10

      @Emmanuel Abera this is UA-cam. Not an English lesson.

  • @absolutelydegenerate1900
    @absolutelydegenerate1900 Рік тому +36

    “I had to walk up hill on one foot! My other foot was starting a business!” 😂 that is the best “Up hill both ways” story I’ve ever heard

  • @ribow8672
    @ribow8672 3 роки тому +914

    “Steven what you doing in school”
    “Dad I’m nine”
    Steven’s dad: we’ll be right back

    • @ribow8672
      @ribow8672 3 роки тому

      Nobody commented I had no idea this had so many likes

  • @luminosity984
    @luminosity984 3 роки тому +332

    "Don't do drugs...it's too expensive"
    He had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @anniewang2695
    @anniewang2695 3 роки тому +2438

    Parent: “how would you describe your kid as”
    Another parent: “kind”
    Another another parent: “strong”
    Stevens dad: “A FAILURE”

    • @shivakshi2253
      @shivakshi2253 3 роки тому +32

      Edit :- Not steven's parent , All asian parents.

    • @SoferPeOZN
      @SoferPeOZN 3 роки тому +17

      why tf I read that as Fayy lier

    • @someweirdandrandomperson8663
      @someweirdandrandomperson8663 3 роки тому +1

      Or a donut

    • @temakong5943
      @temakong5943 3 роки тому

      @@shivakshi2253 that more accurate than my answer in my exam

    • @cameroncallisto192
      @cameroncallisto192 3 роки тому +2

      They will never say this in front of people. Suddenly they whip out the most minor achievement like it’s your teacher writing your report card note

  • @TheEvilMrJeb
    @TheEvilMrJeb Рік тому +31

    “So dumb you failed lunch.” That one got me. Holy shit I am hurting from laughing so hard.

  • @dadensest7517
    @dadensest7517 3 роки тому +8280

    “I said do divide not disappointed”
    “I said find X not find your last Braincell”
    I died 😂🤣

    • @isislikesyou8605
      @isislikesyou8605 3 роки тому +28

      How you made this comment if your dead

    • @parvdeepdeswal9407
      @parvdeepdeswal9407 3 роки тому +77

      @@isislikesyou8605 how u still alive if ur this cringe

    • @isislikesyou8605
      @isislikesyou8605 3 роки тому +11

      @@parvdeepdeswal9407 you should slap me with woosh instead not cringe

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 3 роки тому +8

      @@parvdeepdeswal9407 r/wooosh (yeh idc if I’m using it wrong 😑

    • @parvdeepdeswal9407
      @parvdeepdeswal9407 3 роки тому +2

      @@isislikesyou8605 that wasnt r/whooosh, cuz u know what he meant by died yet u decided to make that stupid ass comment

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun 2 роки тому +30179

    “When I was 9 years old, I was 25” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @onoitskarl
      @onoitskarl 2 роки тому +273

      💀💀💀

    • @akumu0000
      @akumu0000 2 роки тому +412

      Uhh, I'm nine years old. And my mum says I'm nearly teenager when she clearly knows that in my country people are teenagers until eleven to fifteen.
      To tell the truth I'm the top student of every class of mine, my mum appointed me an online handwritting teacher. And my handwritting's the best in my class.

    • @cyborgXcsun
      @cyborgXcsun 2 роки тому +126

      @@akumu0000 That’s impressive. I’m a little older than you and I need to work on some things, but I’m pretty good.

    • @Mimi-er5km
      @Mimi-er5km 2 роки тому +24

      💀💀💀

    • @SquirrelTheSquirrel
      @SquirrelTheSquirrel 2 роки тому +114

      @@akumu0000 you are on your way to being a true Asian now

  • @deadendc1379
    @deadendc1379 2 роки тому +11444

    " I teach you quadratic formula "
    "this is Spanish class"
    "...numero uno"
    makes me laugh uncontrollably all day

  • @brook.53
    @brook.53 Рік тому +21

    “If you want to be failure, be failure, just don’t do drugs”
    Ok, finally a good message
    “Too expensive”
    Valid.

    • @Vishnu-B
      @Vishnu-B 3 місяці тому

      Exactly... he is not wrong amd therefore cant argue but that wasnt/shouldnt have been the point... 😂😂

  • @earlvaz4996
    @earlvaz4996 2 роки тому +1335

    "Don't do drugs, it's too expensive" should be on a t-shirt

    • @felixlee9645
      @felixlee9645 2 роки тому +9

      1+1=2

    • @deathwisher3924
      @deathwisher3924 2 роки тому +6

      agreed

    • @AlicornHana
      @AlicornHana 2 роки тому +1

      @@felixlee9645 "no one cares"
      -some brat on the internet

    • @EatShitAndDi3
      @EatShitAndDi3 2 роки тому +1

      lmao sign me up, ill be preordering 80 of those and then giving them to the younger kids in my school (my school is weird and goes up from 1st graders to 6th graders)

    • @lazarous2772
      @lazarous2772 2 роки тому +7

      that is much more convincing than saying that drugs would ruin your life.

  • @gustavokenzo135
    @gustavokenzo135 3 роки тому +2053

    For everyone who thinks the “my other foot was starting a business” is a repetitive joke, it’s not. Because our Asian parents repeat the same thing over and over so that’s the real joke

    • @komorevie
      @komorevie 3 роки тому +58

      yeah lucky for me my parents aren't like this but my friend's parents are like this but on a whole other level

    • @usurpererenyeager649
      @usurpererenyeager649 3 роки тому +42

      Also whats up with our parents' weird obssesion with us becoming doctors istfg I domt wanna be a damn doctor.

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 3 роки тому +33

      @@komorevie Very lucky for you. Now bring me Chai Latte while your friend run his _successful business._ Asian student complain about pressure. Asian adult never complain about having Mercedes Benz and two high end karaoke machines.

    • @sakuratree1222
      @sakuratree1222 3 роки тому +13

      @@usurpererenyeager649 Mine was obessed with me being a lawyer. I ended up as a cook

    • @xsatsuki98x
      @xsatsuki98x 3 роки тому +6

      I know xDD My dad be sayinf the same thing all over that my bros and I can complete his sentences in our head

  • @hijabiloser313
    @hijabiloser313 2 роки тому +5237

    "my other foot was starting a business" I literally can't get enough of hearing this line bc it's so funny

    • @ririraman7
      @ririraman7 2 роки тому +18

      hahahahahahhahahahahahhah

    • @davidt1621
      @davidt1621 2 роки тому

      I thought he was going to say something about putting his foot up his son's ass for being a slacker. I just watched That 70s Show. Lots of foot ass kicking jokes.

    • @sct4040
      @sct4040 2 роки тому +11

      It’s a literal translation.

    • @KimiW
      @KimiW 2 роки тому +9

      It started with a seed of corn on those long-@$$ walks to school....

    • @submarinemagnet7965
      @submarinemagnet7965 2 роки тому +7

      That foot a better startup than me as a whole

  • @taylorswiftie201
    @taylorswiftie201 Рік тому +13

    “I said find x, not find your last braincell!”
    “FAILURE!”
    “No, no, when you get the number, you divide: not disappoint!”
    “STOOPID!”
    As an Asian student, I can guarantee you that’s exactly how Asian teachers are 😭🤚

  • @starlighttheorist2683
    @starlighttheorist2683 3 роки тому +1873

    “What the flip?”
    “Oh, you guys aren’t used to this?”

  • @seurlein
    @seurlein 2 роки тому +16975

    "If you want to be failure, then go be failure."
    "But don't do drugs."
    *"They're too expensive"*

    • @memeteeme1571
      @memeteeme1571 2 роки тому +871

      That’s best reason to not do drugs.

    • @bluedragonfox
      @bluedragonfox 2 роки тому +389

      That's good advice

    • @No.849.
      @No.849. 2 роки тому +53

      Yaaaaaaaas

    • @Skochel
      @Skochel 2 роки тому +53

      I, too, watched the video

    • @bluedragonfox
      @bluedragonfox 2 роки тому +133

      @@Skochel Then you now know drugs are too expensive

  • @oisinkelly7189
    @oisinkelly7189 3 роки тому +2044

    “When I was 9 years old I was 25” - Asian substitute teacher - 2021

    • @Salmanul_
      @Salmanul_ 3 роки тому +4

      You were 9 years old*

    • @oisinkelly7189
      @oisinkelly7189 3 роки тому +15

      @@Salmanul_ no it’s when I was nine years old I was 25

    • @kanthatchayaphan5309
      @kanthatchayaphan5309 3 роки тому +7

      @@oisinkelly7189 no it was when nine years old i was climbing a mountain on one foot and my other foot was making a business. Ur such a *FAILURE*

    • @slim531
      @slim531 3 роки тому +1

      more like every asian ever

    • @brandonseto4524
      @brandonseto4524 3 роки тому +5

      Back when he was a kid, aging wasn’t invented yet

  • @patrickwangrui
    @patrickwangrui 4 місяці тому +3

    1:42 That “failure” never gets old.

  • @bkbharathkumar1517
    @bkbharathkumar1517 3 роки тому +601

    "Steven is a failure that he gets B in lunch" that's too savage 😂😂

  • @yuliashchenyaeva4953
    @yuliashchenyaeva4953 3 роки тому +1756

    "You guys are not used to this???" going from 1+1 directly into far more advanced stuff was exactly my experience with a Chinese prof in college. Frustrating to say the least. I can def relate to that.

    • @siliconhawk
      @siliconhawk 3 роки тому +73

      Class 1 basic maths.
      Class 2 transformation of plane into spherical and cylindrical co-ordinate system.
      Sir proceeds to call us psthetic for not know it.
      Yeah University experience sounds about right

    • @shiken69420
      @shiken69420 3 роки тому +5

      @@siliconhawk damn bruh

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 3 роки тому +33

      @@siliconhawk That is very basic, wait until Class 3, of applied physics of sandal to your face for talking back.

    • @yuezheng5587
      @yuezheng5587 3 роки тому +2

      I AM CHINES

    • @shiken69420
      @shiken69420 3 роки тому +5

      @@yuezheng5587 I'm japonise

  • @N4T3_OFFL1N3
    @N4T3_OFFL1N3 2 роки тому +4873

    “I said find X, not find your last brain cell”
    Cracked me up 🤣🤣

    • @sakshimaheshwari8683
      @sakshimaheshwari8683 2 роки тому +152

      "I said divide, not disappoint!"

    • @xxmxcxx1790
      @xxmxcxx1790 2 роки тому +20

      @Sakshi Maheshwari me helping my sister with homework :

    • @trustyrusty6969
      @trustyrusty6969 2 роки тому +12

      Made my cracked up barely functioning lungs to laugh and break itself

    • @Glitchyday
      @Glitchyday 2 роки тому +9

      I said Success, not Failure

    • @bloffy4944
      @bloffy4944 2 роки тому +2

      @@sakshimaheshwari8683 nice

  • @eternal_knight_
    @eternal_knight_ 11 місяців тому +12

    Don’t come home until you have a permit for a business 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @henrysun5660
    @henrysun5660 3 роки тому +684

    When my mom first cam to America she was confused by the concept of a calculator. She was like: “why should I calculate later, and not calculate now? So stupid.”

    • @LoomiYT
      @LoomiYT 3 роки тому +6

      Calculators don’t calculate later. What are you talking about

    • @paranoialshock2039
      @paranoialshock2039 3 роки тому +32

      @@LoomiYT hes saying that why would i caculate later not the caculator would cauculate late

    • @RealSaudiExplorer
      @RealSaudiExplorer 3 роки тому +55

      @@LoomiYT Asians calculates in their head faster than calculator.
      So, calculator always calculate later for them.

    • @AcTive_AK
      @AcTive_AK 3 роки тому +32

      @@RealSaudiExplorer Apparently I'm not an Asian anymore

    • @masterape1136
      @masterape1136 3 роки тому +49

      Is it not a pun on calculators? Like calcu later?

  • @tomsawyer8591
    @tomsawyer8591 3 роки тому +12595

    The joke about aspiring actors being Starbucks employees is so underrated

  • @youtubecommentergal4346
    @youtubecommentergal4346 2 роки тому +5309

    “Don't do drugs.... They're too expensive. ” That pause before delivering the punchline was so genius. Stephen you are a genius.

  • @pearlvongpusanachai5942
    @pearlvongpusanachai5942 Рік тому +53

    Hilarious 😂! As a Chinese descendent, I understand that when my parents said to me ‘dumb child’, it’s an affectionate way of saying ‘cute child’ (傻仔,傻女). I asked my parents why they called me dumb when I started to understand Chinese, and they explained it to me. I went on to study Chinese and they were right, it’s traditionally used this way in the Chinese language. Well, at least I know my parents used it that way, they were wonderful parents.

    • @ikawba00
      @ikawba00 8 місяців тому +3

      How is "dumb" equal to "cute" ? I'm sorry but no matter how I see it it comes off as an insult and proof of not being loved.

    • @IAmebAdger
      @IAmebAdger 6 місяців тому

      @@ikawba00 Plenty of people use traditional insults as terms of endearment. "Come hug me, you big dumbo!" "Give us a kiss, you little shit!" "Oh, come here, my little idiot!" "Come on, you cunts, let's party!"

    • @kareemkhan9178
      @kareemkhan9178 4 місяці тому

      @@ikawba00 oh mi gowd, there is no way brother, please tell me you had a character devolpment arc after commenting this.

  • @brandyslusher8228
    @brandyslusher8228 3 роки тому +1075

    I was dead when he said “okay so today I teach you the quadratic equation “ “uh this is Spanish class” “a numero uno”

    • @rosalee477
      @rosalee477 3 роки тому +31

      Improve adapt and overcome. What the hell am I talking about we're all failures. 😂

    • @cherylmockotr
      @cherylmockotr 3 роки тому +6

      "equals 7.44!" HA!!! 😂

    • @notkarengt3109
      @notkarengt3109 3 роки тому

      @@cherylmockotr ahahahahahahha

    • @justarandomgirl2064
      @justarandomgirl2064 3 роки тому

      número uno

  • @angrytenshi3214
    @angrytenshi3214 3 роки тому +2383

    Teacher: "Don't do drugs"
    Also teacher: "It's expensive"
    Me: No no no, He got a point

    • @irenejojan6956
      @irenejojan6956 3 роки тому +7

      Mhm

    • @cry9561
      @cry9561 3 роки тому +2

      What?

    • @gordonfleeman
      @gordonfleeman 3 роки тому +20

      It's true, life is expensive.

    • @NoticeMeSenpaiii
      @NoticeMeSenpaiii 3 роки тому +5

      I mean, it's relative. Getting hooked on addictive stuff or doing coke every weekend will probably suck your bank account dry, but you can take a nice trip on the weekend for wayyyy cheaper than traveling. Drugs can also save you a lot of money on therapy 😅

    • @jameshogge
      @jameshogge 3 роки тому

      China would know... *cough cough* opium smuggling / opium wars

  • @kamy9569
    @kamy9569 3 роки тому +2125

    “Steven so stupid he got B in lunch, couldn’t even make cereal” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @randomcompilations201
      @randomcompilations201 3 роки тому +24

      That ones so good

    • @KHAN.304
      @KHAN.304 3 роки тому +17

      Damn he just too stupid leave him alone 💀💀💀💀💀
      And don’t do drugs……it’s too expensive

    • @PinkLady15
      @PinkLady15 3 роки тому +9

      I'm feeling offended! Cause he gives the impression that failing at making cereal guarantees you getting a B. :-< Why did I study...

    • @devanfortier800
      @devanfortier800 2 роки тому

      Sounds like half a line from a dissertation track XD

    • @Jxsh.33
      @Jxsh.33 2 роки тому

      @NightmareStudios depends on the quantity of cereal. Anything could be lunch it just depends how much of it you eat.

  • @Sadichist
    @Sadichist Рік тому +60

    1+1 = 2
    And that how you get 7.44

  • @ijnsatsuma3521
    @ijnsatsuma3521 3 роки тому +616

    "Don't give me your papers, your all failures."
    I love this line lol

    • @jeyparker3
      @jeyparker3 3 роки тому +4

      "YOU'RE all failures"
      STOOBID
      😂

    • @mashrurgamingyt8407
      @mashrurgamingyt8407 3 роки тому +2

      yo u from belgium. i m from german.hi neighbour

  • @mushroomtree.clothing
    @mushroomtree.clothing 3 роки тому +886

    "When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That's some next level math shit

  • @dawnbreaker2793
    @dawnbreaker2793 2 роки тому +7079

    "When I was 9 year old I was 25 years old"
    "When I was walking 20 mile with left leg my right leg was doing business"
    *GOLDEN WORDS*

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza 8 місяців тому +2

    "When I was 9 years old I was 25." This makes absolutely no sense, yet I somehow still relate.

  • @pjl23youtube
    @pjl23youtube 2 роки тому +6553

    “When I was 9 years old, I was 25.”
    My teacher used to say that to me, such wise words
    Now, because of his lesson, I’m a 19-year-old college student, and I’m 35.

    • @prussiaboi707
      @prussiaboi707 2 роки тому +43

      First after 100 likes thats a low comment rate

    • @prussiaboi707
      @prussiaboi707 2 роки тому +17

      And sudently its getting very popular whats going on!?

    • @davidt1621
      @davidt1621 2 роки тому

      That's not wise. I'm 35 and I'd sell my nuts to be 19 again, if I could freeze my 👶🏻's first.

    • @hellolamb1391
      @hellolamb1391 2 роки тому +32

      Smart teacher. When I was 10 I was actually 26, but I told everyone I was 19.

    • @SleeplessDuck
      @SleeplessDuck 2 роки тому +20

      When I was 10 I told google I was 20

  • @rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207
    @rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207 3 роки тому +754

    Steven's dad be like:
    Dont do drugs
    They too expensive
    My brain:"You know, He's got a point there"

    • @whynot8781
      @whynot8781 3 роки тому +12

      We need teachers like this in today’s public school.

    • @craiga2002
      @craiga2002 3 роки тому +5

      Same damn reason I never did them. No virtue, just a cheapskate. My mother calls me a German hausfrau...

    • @DataLog
      @DataLog 3 роки тому +3

      I know from experience. It's unnecessarily expensive. That's making me eventually stop lol

    • @arbor8445
      @arbor8445 3 роки тому

      Where brain?

    • @edwardrichtofen1252
      @edwardrichtofen1252 3 роки тому

      "How you think Mafia lose money?"

  • @thebadger9302
    @thebadger9302 3 роки тому +581

    “He didn’t know he had a butt”. Had me laughing so hard.

  • @anagram8
    @anagram8 Рік тому +12

    😂😂😂"When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That really was parents of my old generation.

  • @jesinu
    @jesinu 2 роки тому +8746

    I had a Chinese physics teacher who would alternate between calling the entire class "highly intelligent" and "so unbelievably stupid" in the same sentence. And he was probably right.

    • @Sh2ki
      @Sh2ki 2 роки тому +471

      He probably meant "incredibly stupid at using your high potential" or something

    • @RS-jq4oc
      @RS-jq4oc 2 роки тому +321

      He must have studied quantum physics

    • @Captain_Neckbeard
      @Captain_Neckbeard 2 роки тому +72

      He had to keep yall engaged.

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten 2 роки тому +3

      You can be seriously book smart and stupidly lacking in common sense and vice versa. That may have been your class’ issue. Lol

    • @namratapersaud114
      @namratapersaud114 2 роки тому +68

      I had a teacher who would say that we were 'Intellectual fools' He would say that 'Some fool wants to show off his intelligence'

  • @DRIENVE
    @DRIENVE 3 роки тому +417

    My mom and dad brag about "your bathroom is right here, when I was your age I went to the bathroom on the other side of the mountin, and there wasn't even lights in the bathroom. I went there every midnight" then am like 😶

    • @bl_nk5047
      @bl_nk5047 3 роки тому +15

      Clearly you failure. You fail english class you spell mountain like mountin.

    • @whoisheiforgothisname2103
      @whoisheiforgothisname2103 3 роки тому +13

      You are failure when i was your age, I invented calculus.

    • @al_Hasaan
      @al_Hasaan 3 роки тому +6

      Other side of the mountain? Pfftt...weak. When I was in their age, no one even knew what a bathroom was. I, introduced it to them.

    • @cactusperson4973
      @cactusperson4973 3 роки тому +5

      You failure when I was your age I had to fight darkseid to get to the bathroom

    • @arisu6537
      @arisu6537 3 роки тому +2

      Cactus Person you a failure if you don’t even know how to spell darkside

  • @hasanainrehman6042
    @hasanainrehman6042 2 роки тому +1156

    " You Know Steven so stupid he got B in lunch"
    I'm dead
    💀

  • @Euridyceful
    @Euridyceful 11 місяців тому +7

    “Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive “ brilliant!!!!

  • @Syeal7
    @Syeal7 2 роки тому +1858

    1:33 "When you get the number, you divide - not disappoint."
    By far my favorite quote xD

  • @adidasfroz
    @adidasfroz 2 роки тому +4235

    "When I was 9 years old, I was 25" I totally understood that clearly btw

    • @AshlynLunar
      @AshlynLunar 2 роки тому +67

      Basically whe he was 9 years old he was doing a 25 year old's type of work

    • @Gojxd
      @Gojxd 2 роки тому +103

      @@AshlynLunar no he was 25 when he was 9

    • @dingyizhen8562
      @dingyizhen8562 2 роки тому +13

      @@Gojxd ye

    • @Deke21
      @Deke21 2 роки тому +7

      @@Gojxd ye

    • @prussiaboi707
      @prussiaboi707 2 роки тому +7

      When i was 10 years old i had a mental age of 26 ( wich i still have)

  • @huyenpham1042
    @huyenpham1042 3 роки тому +871

    Steven: "Dad, I'm nine."
    Dad: *looks at invisible watch*
    Dad: "Your Nine? When I was nine , I started a business"

    • @Crazypotato-zv5rf
      @Crazypotato-zv5rf 3 роки тому +22

      And when he was nine he was twenty five

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 3 роки тому +1

      *alien watch
      He uses alien math as well as tech

    • @usalty6010
      @usalty6010 3 роки тому

      *You're
      Huyen, you a FAIIIIIIILLLIUAAAAHH
      STOOPID.

    • @mreaper2468
      @mreaper2468 3 роки тому

      Read that last part in his dad's voice

  • @exploshaun
    @exploshaun 16 днів тому +1

    Honestly drugs being too expensive is probably the best argument against getting addicted

  • @itsthatguy5274
    @itsthatguy5274 3 роки тому +368

    “When I was 9 years old I was 25.”
    - I COULDN’T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThePortraitArt
    @ThePortraitArt 3 роки тому +15943

    ok this guy underrated funny as f

    • @wtfexza
      @wtfexza 3 роки тому +23

      HaHahHahahahahHahahH yesBajahhajahahab

    • @lynx1459
      @lynx1459 3 роки тому +18

      No he just started out like 3 years ago

    • @aeeeee21
      @aeeeee21 3 роки тому +15

      @@lynx1459 what

    • @Caleb-hp7nw
      @Caleb-hp7nw 3 роки тому +38

      “STUUUUPED” “FAIIIILLLLLLLLURE”

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 роки тому +7

      Right??!! bloody classic stuff...

  • @Har1Th1ruchera1
    @Har1Th1ruchera1 3 роки тому +627

    “Don’t do drugs... because to expensive”
    At least he’s saying don’t do drugs...

    • @AGMtagious
      @AGMtagious 3 роки тому +19

      yeah and drug addiction also causes financial issues

    • @Har1Th1ruchera1
      @Har1Th1ruchera1 3 роки тому +1

      @@AGMtagious lol

    • @Skull11
      @Skull11 3 роки тому +5

      Lol its so true to asian we dont do it beacuse of wasting money on that

    • @kamalnath4606
      @kamalnath4606 3 роки тому +7

      yes i am an indian and an asian.

    • @Har1Th1ruchera1
      @Har1Th1ruchera1 3 роки тому

      @@kamalnath4606 ok thanks

  • @jingbarfield5918
    @jingbarfield5918 11 місяців тому +5

    “1+1=2. Then you get 7.14” why is that how I explain every single math question.😂

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 2 роки тому +8937

    "what field of lawyer you wanna be?"
    "Oh I don't wanna be a lawyer."
    "That's okay, you can still be a doctor "
    This killed me 🤣

    • @felixlee9645
      @felixlee9645 2 роки тому +52

      numero uno

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 роки тому +40

      That reminds me of the intro to 3 Idiots lol

    • @Syammauryaz
      @Syammauryaz 2 роки тому +49

      He should have started preparing earlier but if he works hard he can still be a dentist

    • @turtlefeesh
      @turtlefeesh 2 роки тому +31

      @@Syammauryaz Ikr? So many options available. If the dentist school doesn't accept him he could still be an engineer.

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 2 роки тому +4

      Failure

  • @echok9032
    @echok9032 3 роки тому +551

    "Don't come home until you have a profitable business."
    "Don't come home until you get A+ on your test."

    • @shadowmonarch2295
      @shadowmonarch2295 3 роки тому +3

      What if i don't have a testl

    • @echok9032
      @echok9032 3 роки тому +5

      @@shadowmonarch2295 Then they're going to send you to a school that has tests daily :):):)

    • @shadowmonarch2295
      @shadowmonarch2295 3 роки тому +1

      @@echok9032 nooooooo

    • @foggiestbrain
      @foggiestbrain 3 роки тому +1

      @@shadowmonarch2295 Then your F A I L U R E.

    • @thekebabman_
      @thekebabman_ 3 роки тому

      A = Average
      A+ = Average +

  • @lynxascaria1397
    @lynxascaria1397 2 роки тому +4300

    "Don't do drugs.... too expensive-"
    "Is that a calculator?? What the hell?! Are you high!?"
    He is such a mood 🤣🤣

  • @Foxxy365ful
    @Foxxy365ful 9 місяців тому +2

    Hahaha, hahaha 😅😅😅. I loved the part about the farts. When one of my nephews was about 3 years old whenever he farts he would be running scared and crying 😂😂😂😂.

  • @W11-o2y
    @W11-o2y 3 роки тому +661

    Everybody gangsta till someone says they’re the Face of China Corn

  • @Panda-ep6vd
    @Panda-ep6vd 3 роки тому +623

    "I said find X not your last brain cell"
    I nearly died

    • @lucasschretlen5180
      @lucasschretlen5180 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao I was wondering if anyone else caught that

    • @jocelynmiguel3055
      @jocelynmiguel3055 3 роки тому +2

      It reminds of the discord server that I just went
      the server is actually a cult rp
      and it told me to do character development but I was lazy to do that shit and my excuse was me losing my brain cells 😂

  • @JukuduB
    @JukuduB 9 місяців тому +4

    This is me talking to my Liberian Nieces and Nephews. This is also my elder relatives talking to me when I was younger. It's crazy how we become the generations before us. ❤

  • @thusharalakmin8422
    @thusharalakmin8422 2 роки тому +2107

    The way Stevens dad said "you didn't know you had a butt made me laugh so hard"

    • @marsanna
      @marsanna 2 роки тому +11

      Saaame lol!!

    • @felixlee9645
      @felixlee9645 2 роки тому +5

      Numero uno

    • @jasondouglass3686
      @jasondouglass3686 2 роки тому +4

      Same here

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 2 роки тому +13

      Pretty sure he just said, "you didn't know you had a butt", not, "you didn't know you had a butt made me laugh so hard".

    • @itzautumn757
      @itzautumn757 2 роки тому +1

      IKRR

  • @timby2383
    @timby2383 2 роки тому +2168

    The Asian Grade System:
    A - Average
    B - Below tolerable
    C - Can your brain even work?
    D -Don't come home
    F - Find new parents!

    • @Camille90332
      @Camille90332 2 роки тому +152

      f for funeral xD

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 2 роки тому +70

      Idk why but i read your comment with his voice in my head.

    • @ArshaanPrakashBo
      @ArshaanPrakashBo 2 роки тому +16

      @@persona8439 Ikr

    • @evilkenny338
      @evilkenny338 2 роки тому +32

      F simply means Failure:))

    • @jameshannay7376
      @jameshannay7376 2 роки тому +62

      A+ is for super average
      A is for average
      B is for failure
      C is for failure
      D is for failure
      E is for failure
      F is for stoooopid

  • @jamesfroh5243
    @jamesfroh5243 3 роки тому +252

    My favorite line is “I had to walk twenty miles on one foot. The other foot was starting a business.”

  • @armorbearer9702
    @armorbearer9702 22 дні тому +2

    (1:47) This is proof that Steven's dad secretly watches Jojo.

  • @bradlygarcia5051
    @bradlygarcia5051 2 роки тому +2015

    "You know steven so dumb he got a B in lunch, couldn't even make cereal"
    This absolutely killed me. I've never laughed so hard

    • @Hydrocarbonateable
      @Hydrocarbonateable Рік тому +18

      The first part made me laugh hysterically, the second part made me feel called out and rethink my life XD
      That's effective comedy right there

  • @VerquiaZ
    @VerquiaZ 3 роки тому +789

    The "Don't do drugs, it's too expensive." Killed me 😂

    • @mememan5130
      @mememan5130 3 роки тому +15

      No no he's got a point

    • @derfifaboss422
      @derfifaboss422 3 роки тому +2

      As God, I shall lower drug prices for Steven’s dad.

    • @herosdiaz8757
      @herosdiaz8757 3 роки тому +2

      That's the only thing holding him back? XD

    • @jdajayi92
      @jdajayi92 3 роки тому +2

      Behold! Our Worldwide drug epidemic has been solved by this man's logic 😂

  • @coderbunny5653
    @coderbunny5653 3 роки тому +280

    "Hey son I think it's time you started thinking about college"
    "But Dad I'm still 9"
    "When I was 9, I was 25"

  • @manuelsousa4136
    @manuelsousa4136 Рік тому +3

    this is pure gold man this is pure gold....you should have 10 billion subs and everybody laughing their pants off ..... wars would stop to watch this!!!...

  • @Tr3st.cc3
    @Tr3st.cc3 3 роки тому +2105

    Stevens dad:Don’t do drugs
    Steven: they have 2% discount
    Stevens dad: buy 10
    Edit: thank you so much for the likes and the heart, this is the most likes I have got

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +182

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @billtan8383
      @billtan8383 3 роки тому +14

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @darthgonk1350
      @darthgonk1350 3 роки тому +10

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @chevreconstipe3441
      @chevreconstipe3441 3 роки тому +4

      Hahahahahahahahhahahaha

    • @Mithrandir458
      @Mithrandir458 3 роки тому +32

      Wow UA-cam Ask me if i want to translate these answers into English. Not sure What ”HAHAHAHAHAHA” would be in english but ok

  • @h0pi267
    @h0pi267 3 роки тому +139

    "When i was 9 years old, i was 25" -Stevens Dad

  • @AESVIII
    @AESVIII 3 роки тому +619

    Damn he took “Time is irrelevant” to another level saying that he was 25 when he was 9

  • @fabijanbaric9816
    @fabijanbaric9816 Місяць тому +1

    The part where he orders coffe is amazing.

  • @augmento8584
    @augmento8584 3 роки тому +982

    “9 years old, go start a Profitable business”
    -Stevens dad
    Edit: thanks for the likes Σ(゜゜)

    • @nezukochan6727
      @nezukochan6727 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @augmento8584
      @augmento8584 3 роки тому

      @@nezukochan6727 yeah lol

    • @eirsh8747
      @eirsh8747 3 роки тому

      I wanna like but your at 699 likes, don’t want to ruin it.

    • @augmento8584
      @augmento8584 3 роки тому

      @@eirsh8747 someone else ruined it..

    • @eirsh8747
      @eirsh8747 3 роки тому +1

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      At least I can like now :)