We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.
"When you get the number you divide, not disappoint." My 4th grade teacher said to multiply and then add, and then my 5th grade teacher said to add then multiply.
Its a real thing... Here in India as well, we are not allowed to use calculators in school and parents also keep an eye while doing homework. And we used to look forward to getting into university just because we would get to use calculators... 😂😂
''Steven so dumb that when he was younger he was scared of his own farts.'' Stevens dad- 2021 ''He didn't even know he had a but'' Also Stevens dad- 2021
@@rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207 am I gonna be mad for clicking this? Cause you don't want me getting mad when I click that..... I'm coming for you in your dreams, bitch. ( Rick and Morty)
"Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD
Uhh, I'm nine years old. And my mum says I'm nearly teenager when she clearly knows that in my country people are teenagers until eleven to fifteen. To tell the truth I'm the top student of every class of mine, my mum appointed me an online handwritting teacher. And my handwritting's the best in my class.
lmao sign me up, ill be preordering 80 of those and then giving them to the younger kids in my school (my school is weird and goes up from 1st graders to 6th graders)
For everyone who thinks the “my other foot was starting a business” is a repetitive joke, it’s not. Because our Asian parents repeat the same thing over and over so that’s the real joke
@@komorevie Very lucky for you. Now bring me Chai Latte while your friend run his _successful business._ Asian student complain about pressure. Asian adult never complain about having Mercedes Benz and two high end karaoke machines.
I thought he was going to say something about putting his foot up his son's ass for being a slacker. I just watched That 70s Show. Lots of foot ass kicking jokes.
“I said find x, not find your last braincell!” “FAILURE!” “No, no, when you get the number, you divide: not disappoint!” “STOOPID!” As an Asian student, I can guarantee you that’s exactly how Asian teachers are 😭🤚
"You guys are not used to this???" going from 1+1 directly into far more advanced stuff was exactly my experience with a Chinese prof in college. Frustrating to say the least. I can def relate to that.
Class 1 basic maths. Class 2 transformation of plane into spherical and cylindrical co-ordinate system. Sir proceeds to call us psthetic for not know it. Yeah University experience sounds about right
When my mom first cam to America she was confused by the concept of a calculator. She was like: “why should I calculate later, and not calculate now? So stupid.”
Hilarious 😂! As a Chinese descendent, I understand that when my parents said to me ‘dumb child’, it’s an affectionate way of saying ‘cute child’ (傻仔,傻女). I asked my parents why they called me dumb when I started to understand Chinese, and they explained it to me. I went on to study Chinese and they were right, it’s traditionally used this way in the Chinese language. Well, at least I know my parents used it that way, they were wonderful parents.
@@ikawba00 Plenty of people use traditional insults as terms of endearment. "Come hug me, you big dumbo!" "Give us a kiss, you little shit!" "Oh, come here, my little idiot!" "Come on, you cunts, let's party!"
I mean, it's relative. Getting hooked on addictive stuff or doing coke every weekend will probably suck your bank account dry, but you can take a nice trip on the weekend for wayyyy cheaper than traveling. Drugs can also save you a lot of money on therapy 😅
“When I was 9 years old, I was 25.” My teacher used to say that to me, such wise words Now, because of his lesson, I’m a 19-year-old college student, and I’m 35.
I had a Chinese physics teacher who would alternate between calling the entire class "highly intelligent" and "so unbelievably stupid" in the same sentence. And he was probably right.
My mom and dad brag about "your bathroom is right here, when I was your age I went to the bathroom on the other side of the mountin, and there wasn't even lights in the bathroom. I went there every midnight" then am like 😶
Hahaha, hahaha 😅😅😅. I loved the part about the farts. When one of my nephews was about 3 years old whenever he farts he would be running scared and crying 😂😂😂😂.
It reminds of the discord server that I just went the server is actually a cult rp and it told me to do character development but I was lazy to do that shit and my excuse was me losing my brain cells 😂
This is me talking to my Liberian Nieces and Nephews. This is also my elder relatives talking to me when I was younger. It's crazy how we become the generations before us. ❤
this is pure gold man this is pure gold....you should have 10 billion subs and everybody laughing their pants off ..... wars would stop to watch this!!!...
Stevens dad:Don’t do drugs Steven: they have 2% discount Stevens dad: buy 10 Edit: thank you so much for the likes and the heart, this is the most likes I have got
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At least I can like now :)
“Don’t do drugs. They are too expensive” Why didn’t I get this type of advice from my parents?
True
holy shit thats a good point
I was just about to comment that, until I saw someone else did. So if I did... it would look like I copied u :l
That was some God-tier stuff
Lmao
"I said find X not find your last brain cell"
"No when you get the number you divide not disappoint"
That's a lotta damage
Every hit a Crit, because those fucking HURT!
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Ooof
that is so funny
Failure
“My other foot was starting a business” that made me laugh an unreasonable amount.
Indeed
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@@nkplayz4699 lmao 🤣
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“When you get the number, you divide not disappoint” is a powerful argument 😂
I had to turn the video off I was laughing so hard when he said that
“I said find X, not find your last brain cell”
This line is just too damn good.
i thought he said pencil
I loved the divide not disappoint 😭😭
Oh damn 🤣🤣🤣
ah he said X
yea that makes more sense than "find eggs"
the dialect makes those 2 hard to differ
this sounds like the shit my actual teacher would say
"When I was nine years old, I was twenty five."
-Steven Dad
Also Steven Dad: "We the Asian not the Bsian"
Kinda slow to get but somehow manage to get it
@@sabakunogaara9827 good job on getting the joke!
He broke the third wall. He's playing a 25yr old and a 9yr old
Yeah and the difference completes a squared Pythagorean triple.
Well this is the job requirement these days
😂😶😑
We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.
you should nickname her Low Blow XD
i thought of a funny joke but i give my respect too your teacher...miss Lo..
。。。wow
Teacher goals
Damn that lady’s impressive. Good on her for not taking shit from kids lol
Steven's friend: This is Spanish class.
Steven's dad: NUMERO UNO.
Nearly pissed myself lol!
When Steven dad is a substitute...
“Don’t do drugs... too expensive.”
lol, that's way you don't see Asians on drugs!😆
@@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826 nope drugs in the PH is a big problem
@@dormy6209 drugs in the pornhub?
I can get you crackcocaine 23% off if you become doctor
@@ABc-wf4ry LMAOOOOO
"I walk up a hill on one foot."
"My other foot was starting a business."
Those lines make me picture the days when physic wasn't invented.
Back in the day when physics weren’t invented we had a countdown for the second coming of christ
Back in my day existence hadn't been invented yet
Back in my day days weren't invented yet
Back in my day failure was never invented yet
Scary times
His foot is too smart
"Don't do drugs. They too expensive"
"A calculator?! Are u high?"
"You're all failure"
Me to my future kids
same here
Its true. Wasting money on getting high cos you can't cope with 'life'
Don't have kids.
@@garythesnail7631 shut up
@@garythesnail7631 😂😂
Let me tell you what I say to all aspiring actors: VENTI LATTE WITH CARAMEL PLEASE!!!! LOOOOLLL
Bro got a like from Steven HE woww
"When you get the number you divide, not disappoint."
My 4th grade teacher said to multiply and then add, and then my 5th grade teacher said to add then multiply.
Ooof
4th grade teacher was right, the 5th grade teacher was such a *failure*
You should've left the school with such teachers
Are you sure your 5th grade teacher didn't have brackets around the addition 🤔
@@moonlacis you dumb kid bodmas and pemdas both applies to multiply and then to do addition
"When I was nine years old, I was twenty-five"
-Stevens Dad
Lmao
Failure
lyfe
umm more than stevens dad i assure you...
The quick math don't add up
"When I was 9, I was 25."
Oh! Age wasn't invented yet at the time.
Waiting for someone to get r/woooshed
Understandable, have a nice day
Or was it?
oh that makes sense! i understand now
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*Jo Jo poses*
“Is that a calculator? What daa hell, are you high!?”
I can’t 🤣
Its a real thing... Here in India as well, we are not allowed to use calculators in school and parents also keep an eye while doing homework. And we used to look forward to getting into university just because we would get to use calculators... 😂😂
"Don't do drugs... It's too expensive"
Now that's called good counseling.
For the wrong reasons 😂
@@luckyhazard156 true~
yes
@@luckyhazard156 Not really. Its bad for you is not measurable, its expensive is far more tangible.
Haiyaa, cocaine cost 200 dollar for 3 grams
Not worth it
“What I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with Carmel” that is a great line
That one got me.
Soo underrated don’t sleep on it
Every video has gut bursting line. That was it!!
That got me too. I had to pause the video
All of the lines are GREAT
"I said find X, not find your last brain cell"
This dude just doesn't miss.
Just some guy without a mouse tache
wow you got a instant heart from steve :V
Found you!
Just some random guy without a mustache is here
No...not this again
"You didn't know you had a butt" had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂
Same but not.
I actually laughed out loud at that line.😂😂😆🤣
Me too!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
it got me completely off guard too 😂😂😆
''Steven so dumb that when he was younger he was scared of his own farts.''
Stevens dad- 2021
''He didn't even know he had a but''
Also Stevens dad- 2021
How the hell does this not have more likes
what da hell? he not know he have a butt what a failure
@@313Yuta haiill
imagine being scared of a gas.
*dont say failure...*
*fA1lur3*
Butt 😅
“Don’t do drugs, they too expensive”
*Task failed successfully*
😂😂😭😂
Unless you start up a profitable drug business, then you can get 19% off
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@@rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207 am I gonna be mad for clicking this? Cause you don't want me getting mad when I click that.....
I'm coming for you in your dreams, bitch. ( Rick and Morty)
Rich kids: don't mind if I do
The math one is really accurate, blink and you'll miss one chapter.
Nah, you would miss the entire semester
No in a quadratic equation you have two solutions
X=9+7/2
And
X=9-7/2
@@binkerbros5683 what????
@@GermanShowerGiver bruh, one time I was learning subtraction the next thing I know I was in college
@@binkerbros5683 at what grade do you learn quadratic equations?
"When I was your age I was walking uphill on one foot, my other foot was starting a business."
I almost died laughing on this.
"i tell you what i tell all actors"
"Venti latte please"
that had me dying. XD
I didn't get this joke
@@Werepyres in short it means all aspiring actors end up working at starbucks XD
@@imclueless9875 ooh lmfao im slow
@@Werepyres thats ok haha its kinda a like hidden message joke anyways :P
Ikr
“You know what I say to aspiring actors? Venti latte with caramel please” Omg...
I was looking for this comment and yeah its a great moment
Sorry I don't understand:(
@@Rexendo he saying that aspiring actors go to work at cafes
@@shankarr4276 Hahaha lmao, I just got it. Thx bro, I just feel left out when I don't get something and others do
@@Rexendo It’s no problem! I’m happy you were able to join in on the fun!
"today i teach you the quadratic formula"
"this is spanish class..."
"numero uno"
What does that mean
@@Ana-tv4in it means number one in Spanish
@@Ag0404 Also in italian, so for a second I was so confused
Lmao XD
UNO grab a 2 cards
This man doesn't need an oscar. The oscar needs him
If Steven's dad made harry potter:
Hagrid: You're a faliure harry!
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid : A faliure!
All Dursley, no Dumbledore.
Wizard: You can make anything into silver with this
You go ahead and assume the rest of the joke
Thats a pretty good idea
LOL
A faiiiilure
"Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD
Oh that’s cute
And yes 😂😂😂 drugs are too expensive. Don’t buy if there’s no discount
@@StevenHe buy drugs and you become FAILURE and STOOBID
@@StevenHe the price of drugs after this: 📉
@@StevenHe wait can you start bejing beans as a side part of bejing corn
“Dont do drugs it’s too expensive”
Your saying the right things for the wrong reasons
unless you rich buy all the drugs
@@jackmario6471 👀
facts
@Emmanuel Abera thanks but I purposely did that
@Emmanuel Abera this is UA-cam. Not an English lesson.
“I had to walk up hill on one foot! My other foot was starting a business!” 😂 that is the best “Up hill both ways” story I’ve ever heard
“Steven what you doing in school”
“Dad I’m nine”
Steven’s dad: we’ll be right back
Nobody commented I had no idea this had so many likes
"Don't do drugs...it's too expensive"
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Yea, I laughed so hard
Parent: “how would you describe your kid as”
Another parent: “kind”
Another another parent: “strong”
Stevens dad: “A FAILURE”
Edit :- Not steven's parent , All asian parents.
why tf I read that as Fayy lier
Or a donut
@@shivakshi2253 that more accurate than my answer in my exam
They will never say this in front of people. Suddenly they whip out the most minor achievement like it’s your teacher writing your report card note
“So dumb you failed lunch.” That one got me. Holy shit I am hurting from laughing so hard.
“I said do divide not disappointed”
“I said find X not find your last Braincell”
I died 😂🤣
How you made this comment if your dead
@@isislikesyou8605 how u still alive if ur this cringe
@@parvdeepdeswal9407 you should slap me with woosh instead not cringe
@@parvdeepdeswal9407 r/wooosh (yeh idc if I’m using it wrong 😑
@@isislikesyou8605 that wasnt r/whooosh, cuz u know what he meant by died yet u decided to make that stupid ass comment
“When I was 9 years old, I was 25” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀
Uhh, I'm nine years old. And my mum says I'm nearly teenager when she clearly knows that in my country people are teenagers until eleven to fifteen.
To tell the truth I'm the top student of every class of mine, my mum appointed me an online handwritting teacher. And my handwritting's the best in my class.
@@akumu0000 That’s impressive. I’m a little older than you and I need to work on some things, but I’m pretty good.
💀💀💀
@@akumu0000 you are on your way to being a true Asian now
" I teach you quadratic formula "
"this is Spanish class"
"...numero uno"
makes me laugh uncontrollably all day
Death number achieved:666
Where reply
Dato curioso: usaste el traductor de Google }=}
I saw this when that appeared lol
😂😂😂😂
“If you want to be failure, be failure, just don’t do drugs”
Ok, finally a good message
“Too expensive”
Valid.
Exactly... he is not wrong amd therefore cant argue but that wasnt/shouldnt have been the point... 😂😂
"Don't do drugs, it's too expensive" should be on a t-shirt
1+1=2
agreed
@@felixlee9645 "no one cares"
-some brat on the internet
lmao sign me up, ill be preordering 80 of those and then giving them to the younger kids in my school (my school is weird and goes up from 1st graders to 6th graders)
that is much more convincing than saying that drugs would ruin your life.
For everyone who thinks the “my other foot was starting a business” is a repetitive joke, it’s not. Because our Asian parents repeat the same thing over and over so that’s the real joke
yeah lucky for me my parents aren't like this but my friend's parents are like this but on a whole other level
Also whats up with our parents' weird obssesion with us becoming doctors istfg I domt wanna be a damn doctor.
@@komorevie Very lucky for you. Now bring me Chai Latte while your friend run his _successful business._ Asian student complain about pressure. Asian adult never complain about having Mercedes Benz and two high end karaoke machines.
@@usurpererenyeager649 Mine was obessed with me being a lawyer. I ended up as a cook
I know xDD My dad be sayinf the same thing all over that my bros and I can complete his sentences in our head
"my other foot was starting a business" I literally can't get enough of hearing this line bc it's so funny
hahahahahahhahahahahahhah
I thought he was going to say something about putting his foot up his son's ass for being a slacker. I just watched That 70s Show. Lots of foot ass kicking jokes.
It’s a literal translation.
It started with a seed of corn on those long-@$$ walks to school....
That foot a better startup than me as a whole
“I said find x, not find your last braincell!”
“FAILURE!”
“No, no, when you get the number, you divide: not disappoint!”
“STOOPID!”
As an Asian student, I can guarantee you that’s exactly how Asian teachers are 😭🤚
“What the flip?”
“Oh, you guys aren’t used to this?”
Yes
Yes
No
No.... But do I care?
No.... But do I care?
"If you want to be failure, then go be failure."
"But don't do drugs."
*"They're too expensive"*
That’s best reason to not do drugs.
That's good advice
Yaaaaaaaas
I, too, watched the video
@@Skochel Then you now know drugs are too expensive
“When I was 9 years old I was 25” - Asian substitute teacher - 2021
You were 9 years old*
@@Salmanul_ no it’s when I was nine years old I was 25
@@oisinkelly7189 no it was when nine years old i was climbing a mountain on one foot and my other foot was making a business. Ur such a *FAILURE*
more like every asian ever
Back when he was a kid, aging wasn’t invented yet
1:42 That “failure” never gets old.
"Steven is a failure that he gets B in lunch" that's too savage 😂😂
I heard beat so that makes more sense
@@thisguy.-. same
"You guys are not used to this???" going from 1+1 directly into far more advanced stuff was exactly my experience with a Chinese prof in college. Frustrating to say the least. I can def relate to that.
Class 1 basic maths.
Class 2 transformation of plane into spherical and cylindrical co-ordinate system.
Sir proceeds to call us psthetic for not know it.
Yeah University experience sounds about right
@@siliconhawk damn bruh
@@siliconhawk That is very basic, wait until Class 3, of applied physics of sandal to your face for talking back.
I AM CHINES
@@yuezheng5587 I'm japonise
“I said find X, not find your last brain cell”
Cracked me up 🤣🤣
"I said divide, not disappoint!"
@Sakshi Maheshwari me helping my sister with homework :
Made my cracked up barely functioning lungs to laugh and break itself
I said Success, not Failure
@@sakshimaheshwari8683 nice
Don’t come home until you have a permit for a business 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
When my mom first cam to America she was confused by the concept of a calculator. She was like: “why should I calculate later, and not calculate now? So stupid.”
Calculators don’t calculate later. What are you talking about
@@LoomiYT hes saying that why would i caculate later not the caculator would cauculate late
@@LoomiYT Asians calculates in their head faster than calculator.
So, calculator always calculate later for them.
@@RealSaudiExplorer Apparently I'm not an Asian anymore
Is it not a pun on calculators? Like calcu later?
The joke about aspiring actors being Starbucks employees is so underrated
It's from Jimmy Carr.
Hello, Tom, I hope you're doing well.
Chupapi
Chuuuuuupapiiii
yes
“Don't do drugs.... They're too expensive. ” That pause before delivering the punchline was so genius. Stephen you are a genius.
nu mer o ooon oh
Period
its steven not stephen
bruhh why are u calling a person genius not even spelling his name correctly
Da only thing he is , is FAILURE
Hilarious 😂! As a Chinese descendent, I understand that when my parents said to me ‘dumb child’, it’s an affectionate way of saying ‘cute child’ (傻仔,傻女). I asked my parents why they called me dumb when I started to understand Chinese, and they explained it to me. I went on to study Chinese and they were right, it’s traditionally used this way in the Chinese language. Well, at least I know my parents used it that way, they were wonderful parents.
How is "dumb" equal to "cute" ? I'm sorry but no matter how I see it it comes off as an insult and proof of not being loved.
@@ikawba00 Plenty of people use traditional insults as terms of endearment. "Come hug me, you big dumbo!" "Give us a kiss, you little shit!" "Oh, come here, my little idiot!" "Come on, you cunts, let's party!"
@@ikawba00 oh mi gowd, there is no way brother, please tell me you had a character devolpment arc after commenting this.
I was dead when he said “okay so today I teach you the quadratic equation “ “uh this is Spanish class” “a numero uno”
Improve adapt and overcome. What the hell am I talking about we're all failures. 😂
"equals 7.44!" HA!!! 😂
@@cherylmockotr ahahahahahahha
número uno
Teacher: "Don't do drugs"
Also teacher: "It's expensive"
Me: No no no, He got a point
Mhm
What?
It's true, life is expensive.
I mean, it's relative. Getting hooked on addictive stuff or doing coke every weekend will probably suck your bank account dry, but you can take a nice trip on the weekend for wayyyy cheaper than traveling. Drugs can also save you a lot of money on therapy 😅
China would know... *cough cough* opium smuggling / opium wars
“Steven so stupid he got B in lunch, couldn’t even make cereal” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
That ones so good
Damn he just too stupid leave him alone 💀💀💀💀💀
And don’t do drugs……it’s too expensive
I'm feeling offended! Cause he gives the impression that failing at making cereal guarantees you getting a B. :-< Why did I study...
Sounds like half a line from a dissertation track XD
@NightmareStudios depends on the quantity of cereal. Anything could be lunch it just depends how much of it you eat.
1+1 = 2
And that how you get 7.44
"Don't give me your papers, your all failures."
I love this line lol
"YOU'RE all failures"
STOOBID
😂
yo u from belgium. i m from german.hi neighbour
"When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That's some next level math shit
"When I was 9 year old I was 25 years old"
"When I was walking 20 mile with left leg my right leg was doing business"
*GOLDEN WORDS*
It's actually 20 miles not 9.
LMAO WE HAVE SAME PFP
Literally every Asian dad be like
Its called a foot job😂
Thanks for subtitles bro im definitely blind to see what he said
"When I was 9 years old I was 25." This makes absolutely no sense, yet I somehow still relate.
“When I was 9 years old, I was 25.”
My teacher used to say that to me, such wise words
Now, because of his lesson, I’m a 19-year-old college student, and I’m 35.
First after 100 likes thats a low comment rate
And sudently its getting very popular whats going on!?
That's not wise. I'm 35 and I'd sell my nuts to be 19 again, if I could freeze my 👶🏻's first.
Smart teacher. When I was 10 I was actually 26, but I told everyone I was 19.
When I was 10 I told google I was 20
Steven's dad be like:
Dont do drugs
They too expensive
My brain:"You know, He's got a point there"
We need teachers like this in today’s public school.
Same damn reason I never did them. No virtue, just a cheapskate. My mother calls me a German hausfrau...
I know from experience. It's unnecessarily expensive. That's making me eventually stop lol
Where brain?
"How you think Mafia lose money?"
“He didn’t know he had a butt”. Had me laughing so hard.
Sameee, lmaoo
same
It's the pronunciation of butt that had me dying
😂😂😂"When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That really was parents of my old generation.
I had a Chinese physics teacher who would alternate between calling the entire class "highly intelligent" and "so unbelievably stupid" in the same sentence. And he was probably right.
He probably meant "incredibly stupid at using your high potential" or something
He must have studied quantum physics
He had to keep yall engaged.
You can be seriously book smart and stupidly lacking in common sense and vice versa. That may have been your class’ issue. Lol
I had a teacher who would say that we were 'Intellectual fools' He would say that 'Some fool wants to show off his intelligence'
My mom and dad brag about "your bathroom is right here, when I was your age I went to the bathroom on the other side of the mountin, and there wasn't even lights in the bathroom. I went there every midnight" then am like 😶
Clearly you failure. You fail english class you spell mountain like mountin.
You are failure when i was your age, I invented calculus.
Other side of the mountain? Pfftt...weak. When I was in their age, no one even knew what a bathroom was. I, introduced it to them.
You failure when I was your age I had to fight darkseid to get to the bathroom
Cactus Person you a failure if you don’t even know how to spell darkside
" You Know Steven so stupid he got B in lunch"
I'm dead
💀
numero uno
YES
Offed me
"Couldn't even make cereal" 🤣
“Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive “ brilliant!!!!
1:33 "When you get the number, you divide - not disappoint."
By far my favorite quote xD
The "1+1=2 ; and you get 7.44" got me good too lol
"When I was 9 years old, I was 25" I totally understood that clearly btw
Basically whe he was 9 years old he was doing a 25 year old's type of work
@@AshlynLunar no he was 25 when he was 9
@@Gojxd ye
@@Gojxd ye
When i was 10 years old i had a mental age of 26 ( wich i still have)
Steven: "Dad, I'm nine."
Dad: *looks at invisible watch*
Dad: "Your Nine? When I was nine , I started a business"
And when he was nine he was twenty five
*alien watch
He uses alien math as well as tech
*You're
Huyen, you a FAIIIIIIILLLIUAAAAHH
STOOPID.
Read that last part in his dad's voice
Honestly drugs being too expensive is probably the best argument against getting addicted
“When I was 9 years old I was 25.”
- I COULDN’T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
e
Asians are immortal ok?
ok this guy underrated funny as f
HaHahHahahahahHahahH yesBajahhajahahab
No he just started out like 3 years ago
@@lynx1459 what
“STUUUUPED” “FAIIIILLLLLLLLURE”
Right??!! bloody classic stuff...
“Don’t do drugs... because to expensive”
At least he’s saying don’t do drugs...
yeah and drug addiction also causes financial issues
@@AGMtagious lol
Lol its so true to asian we dont do it beacuse of wasting money on that
yes i am an indian and an asian.
@@kamalnath4606 ok thanks
“1+1=2. Then you get 7.14” why is that how I explain every single math question.😂
"what field of lawyer you wanna be?"
"Oh I don't wanna be a lawyer."
"That's okay, you can still be a doctor "
This killed me 🤣
numero uno
That reminds me of the intro to 3 Idiots lol
He should have started preparing earlier but if he works hard he can still be a dentist
@@Syammauryaz Ikr? So many options available. If the dentist school doesn't accept him he could still be an engineer.
Failure
"Don't come home until you have a profitable business."
"Don't come home until you get A+ on your test."
What if i don't have a testl
@@shadowmonarch2295 Then they're going to send you to a school that has tests daily :):):)
@@echok9032 nooooooo
@@shadowmonarch2295 Then your F A I L U R E.
A = Average
A+ = Average +
"Don't do drugs.... too expensive-"
"Is that a calculator?? What the hell?! Are you high!?"
He is such a mood 🤣🤣
i said find x, not your last braincell!
@@felixlee9645 no no, when you get the number you DIVIDE not DISAPPOINT.
@@idkimjustsortahereiguesslo672 FAILURE
@@user-je9co6cr5i Is that a calculator?! What, are you high!?
That's not a mood, that's the entire personality
Hahaha, hahaha 😅😅😅. I loved the part about the farts. When one of my nephews was about 3 years old whenever he farts he would be running scared and crying 😂😂😂😂.
Everybody gangsta till someone says they’re the Face of China Corn
Beijing corn, STUPID
its Beijing Corn. Faaailure
No! It is Shanghai Corn! Why does nobody know this!?
@@ShepherdXVII 2:1 for Beijing, why is everyone here a faaaaaiiiiiiillllure
@@activisionstillsucks9665 STOOBID*
"I said find X not your last brain cell"
I nearly died
Lmao I was wondering if anyone else caught that
It reminds of the discord server that I just went
the server is actually a cult rp
and it told me to do character development but I was lazy to do that shit and my excuse was me losing my brain cells 😂
This is me talking to my Liberian Nieces and Nephews. This is also my elder relatives talking to me when I was younger. It's crazy how we become the generations before us. ❤
The way Stevens dad said "you didn't know you had a butt made me laugh so hard"
Saaame lol!!
Numero uno
Same here
Pretty sure he just said, "you didn't know you had a butt", not, "you didn't know you had a butt made me laugh so hard".
IKRR
The Asian Grade System:
A - Average
B - Below tolerable
C - Can your brain even work?
D -Don't come home
F - Find new parents!
f for funeral xD
Idk why but i read your comment with his voice in my head.
@@persona8439 Ikr
F simply means Failure:))
A+ is for super average
A is for average
B is for failure
C is for failure
D is for failure
E is for failure
F is for stoooopid
My favorite line is “I had to walk twenty miles on one foot. The other foot was starting a business.”
Uphill. Both ways.
"Stauting Æ bisuhness" 🤣
Steven
don't come home till you have a profitable business
Sane
Y E S
(1:47) This is proof that Steven's dad secretly watches Jojo.
"You know steven so dumb he got a B in lunch, couldn't even make cereal"
This absolutely killed me. I've never laughed so hard
The first part made me laugh hysterically, the second part made me feel called out and rethink my life XD
That's effective comedy right there
The "Don't do drugs, it's too expensive." Killed me 😂
No no he's got a point
As God, I shall lower drug prices for Steven’s dad.
That's the only thing holding him back? XD
Behold! Our Worldwide drug epidemic has been solved by this man's logic 😂
"Hey son I think it's time you started thinking about college"
"But Dad I'm still 9"
"When I was 9, I was 25"
I was like wha-
Shit had me dead lol
this is pure gold man this is pure gold....you should have 10 billion subs and everybody laughing their pants off ..... wars would stop to watch this!!!...
Stevens dad:Don’t do drugs
Steven: they have 2% discount
Stevens dad: buy 10
Edit: thank you so much for the likes and the heart, this is the most likes I have got
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
Wow UA-cam Ask me if i want to translate these answers into English. Not sure What ”HAHAHAHAHAHA” would be in english but ok
"When i was 9 years old, i was 25" -Stevens Dad
Damn he took “Time is irrelevant” to another level saying that he was 25 when he was 9
Wait you weren’t over the age of 9 while being 9?
I am 22 yet i am 14 (inside)
@@neevasharampersand4165 wow
The part where he orders coffe is amazing.
“9 years old, go start a Profitable business”
-Stevens dad
Edit: thanks for the likes Σ(゜゜)
lol
@@nezukochan6727 yeah lol
I wanna like but your at 699 likes, don’t want to ruin it.
@@eirsh8747 someone else ruined it..
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At least I can like now :)