If Santa Was ASIAN
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- Опубліковано 18 гру 2023
- I'll probably find emotional Damage under the tree
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“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa.”
“That’s because they make the toys.” 💀
💀💀
Elves = Child Labor…
Don’t come for me, it’s just a joke.
Friendly fire💀
Yup..thts the one that makes you say 'oh sh*t'
ain't that factory workers?!?
"That's because they make the toys."
"He has talent! You have dandruff!"
Thanks for the laughs to start my day! Good stuff as always!
top notch writing
OMG. Priceless. :) Santa outsourcing labor so his elves don't have to work as hard. Genius.
reminds me of OffendingEverybodys line
Yes. I agree.
the toy joke killed.
"Made his first million dollars on his way from the hospital" lmao this made me laugh too hard
Yeah got me going too, needed a good laugh 😃
Most important message in this video - “Time in the market not timing the market” - solid advice right there people. Take this to your heart.
"I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa"
"That because they make the toys!"
I laughed WAY harder than I should have
I know😂😂😂
I Spit out my drink like in some kinda sitcom 🤣
Wait a minute so the kids in Asia are Santas helpers!
💀💀💀
Fr
Asian Santa treating his letter like a school assignment had me in stitches 🤣
imagine getting less than an A on wishing for things
@@nobodynotyourbusiness673 yeah and all from A- to F can be counted as an F- XD
And I thought Krampus was the dark side of Santa. 😆
So funny yet so dark.
@@LawfulBased Don't you mean Father Christmas. He doesn't have a dark side.
“HE HAS TALENT, AND YOU HAVE DANDRUFF”
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor.
uhh thats what he said..
If Santa was Asian, he would leave you presents full of homework.
I don’t know if I should be proud or concerned that Asian Santa eats cookies with chopsticks 😂
you eat them differently?!
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
@@StevenHe😂😂😂
Idk man seems pretty normal to me
he's just iconic like that
"He was born, made his first million on his way home from the hospital" is such a good line I can't lie
I wish I sone how made a million dollars when I was born lol.
Weirdly the failure thing about Steven is that he made a million at 30
Timmy rules 😂
I think that was the best line in the whole thing.
I lost it at that line! 🤣🤣🤣
Love how he actually incorporated sharing useful information about retirement and stocks
"The Asian kids make the toys," 😂 "You have dandruff!" 😅 Another stellar offering, Steven.
I love how Santa has the entire year to go to the doctor yet had the appointment on the only work day he has 😂
Smart Santa 365 days off a year!
Sounds like my company CFO.
I work only one day a year and this time I'm taking my paid leave 😂
You've made the classic blunder. See, you'd assume Santa only works one day a year. You'd be wrong. He actually 'works' as a manager the rest of the year. What this actually means is that he gets paid to tell his elves what to do. Who pays his salary and the salary of the elves? Nobody knows. I hadn't actually gotten that far when I started typing this. Yes, this is just a joke/social commentary on how little work managers actually do.
@@anonymoususer188😂
"Give up your dreams, ... study hard, ... go be an engineer, ... and you can thank me later, okay?" part is a nice advice to all Asians in my opinion.
“Give up your dreams”
“Go be an engineer”
Contradiction!
What if my dream is to become an engineer?
@@mszuala
Give up the dream and continue studying with no passion or ambition.
That is the way!
@@jamesharding3459 yep, because what happens when you're already an Asian engineer
@@mr.paperbag771 I hate that that perfectly describes me. I don't even care anymore, I just want to be done with school.
I lost it when he use chopsticks to eat cookies LMAO
His chopstick skill is A+
If Asian Santa really exist, Asian Kids got one more person who nagging their entire life beside their parent LOL 🤣
Imagine Santa hooks you up with a guy to fix your chimney lol
we're handy
Fr 😂😂😂
@@StevenHe Chopsticky you mean?
LOL😂
Obviously for his daily job
Ok but as a finance student that's some solid financial advice from Santa 😂😂😂
Actually... Yes. Certainly better than "spend almost everything, buy some nft/crypto with the rest for retirement".
Right? I was actually impressed.
'Time in the market is better than timing the market' is bad advice in the long-term depending on investment type. If you just dump money into a pension fund or hedge fund then the fees will eat up a lot of your earnings, that's why advisors that work for these types of businesses use this phrase, it just means they make more money off you the longer you invest with them. If you don't have the time to check and manage your portfolio then use an ETF thats geared for what you like, it's what the pension funds use anyways and this time you don't have to pay fees. If you do have time to check financial indicators, which are widely available, then it's much better to time the market, since the indicators give a pretty reliable forecast of when recessions will hit and markets will tank, as long as you sell before that and you buy during them then you'll beat the market on average. Brokerage fees are a pain, but, you can handle them.
@@fdhgbjsk 99% of people are incapable of timing the market with any degree of success, so buying and holding is a much better option for those 99%. Yes, funds are a bad idea, buying through a brokerage and getting a broad spread of stocks in different industries is the way to go, but advising ordinary people to time the market is a good way to impoverish a lot of people.
Hey he does have good advice on index funds and dollar cost averaging. As an Asian myself I did study to be an engineer, so hopefully Asian Santa will give me that Sega CD I always wanted a few decades late.
I’m so happy for your channel growth man. I remember seeing “ghosts don’t haunt Asians” (I don’t remember if that’s the exact title) and I was like, oh yeah this dude is doing it.
its the other way around the Asians haunt the ghosts
I died after seeing the Tesla on the roof and after
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa?”
“That’s because they MaKe ThE ToYs”
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor. 😂
Yup. That’s precisely why. Because I can’t afford another actor😂
Grow up and be an actor : Bad
Grow up and be two actors : Good
@@nicholaslau3194Twice the likelihood of succeeding.
No bro, there twins (its a scam
Can you do , if Santa was Māori?
I love Santa removing his shoes before delivering the “gifts”…
Only missing the guest slippers 😂
Forgot to put the shoes back on when leaving though...
Waabaaakii
“It’s still daytime outside”
“I always come to work early”
Best quotes ever 😂
The fact the Steven had the shirt that said “failure management” had my dying 😂
“You work 40 years in a job you hate, so you will have enough money to do the things you love” 😅That’s so correct!
andrew tAte
real
"By the time I retire, I have no energy left to do the things I love. Santa"
Lol, "To do the things you love..." that we wont have the talent for cause we didn't study it when we were younger. Now we just get up set at our failures, set our bar low for us and do better for our kids... I guess....
@@RabbitOfAutumn >we didn't study it when we were younger<
you could
A: get a lucrative job and make a living doing something you don't want to do, then retire and comfortably start doing something you do enjoy
or
B: do something you enjoy but doesn't make any money so you end up living paycheck to paycheck working at starbucks
“HE HAS TALENT. YOU HAVE DANDRUFF!”
Got me rolling💀💀💀💀
Me "two" honestly.
@@de_aquila please no
I like how it already started Asian Santa crashing into the house, very wise normal asian video.
never ever disappoints!! steven's humor script is unmatched 😆
Fun fact: we almost cut the chopsticks cookie joke because we didn’t have a cookie.
We paused filming and Megan, the editor,ran to wholefoods to buy one.
Worth it.
@@Keilsyar.agreed
classic asian struggles.
Good call. That was hysterical
@@StevenHedid you read my comment just interested
The fact that the regular santa is called Nick confirms that Steven knows what he's doing.
Edit: Holy Quack thats a lot of likes, cheers guys :)
of course he knows what he's doing :)
Steven makes youtube videos instead of working as a doctor. As any asian parent would tell you, he has no idea what he's doing.
Isn't santa saint nick?
The real story comes from saint Nicholaus who gave kids at an orphanage gifts on a Christmas Eve he was said to be wearing a red robe as well, and that later turned into saint Claus and many other till Santa Claus. Happy Christmas
@@kit2110 that’s not even the real story if you go back you’re see that’s not even historically correct 🙈
burst out laughing while on a tram, the store and the gym because I remembered parts of this video🤣🤣🤣 people looked at me like a weirdo xD but it's the best metrics for how hilarious something is 🤣(the "works 1 day a year, lazy bastard" still gets me every time I see something Santa related 🤣 this is one of your best videos, great job!
3:52 best line ever
Lucky Steven. Asian Santa is so nice. I wish I could get a stable job for Christmas.
that's not a bad gift at all
Plus he's not wrong about the roth ira even if it's tiny amounts... It'll get large & everything counts in large amounts
@@greenspitfire17Seriously, Asian Santa had some excellent investing advice.
Where do I sign up to believe in Asian Santa so he comes and gives me a stable job?
@@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Actually he said "Shut the f*ck up!"
Chronicles 1:69 STFU
As an accountant, I do have to say that all the advice given starting around 2:20 is spot on 🤣🤣
Yes, go with an index fund and keep an eye on the fees. Fees will eat up your gains.
@@ValleyOakPaper Which one is good?
You mean do a thing you hate for 40 years to finally do something you love? 😅
Or rather the index fund and the roth ira account thing?
Thank you for timestamping the financial advice; that is the only reason I watch these videos.
@@libbyannbest1723 Pick one that tracks S&P500.
bro i love how the naughty list was just different ways to describe steven💀
Does that mean Asian Santa only has TWO KIDS to visit this year?
@@fuzzysstuff9888 I think he just has everyone on the naughty list so instead of going to every kid he just went to the dumbest
I love this, another great vid. Keep up the great work!
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa”
🎅 “that’s because they make the toys” that was hilarious 🤣
Nothing like being a good boy all year and still getting "failure and disappointment" wrapped tightly with a bow
only thing I'm getting for christmas is emotional damage
@@StevenHe and Beijing corn
he's gotta taste the failure@@SuperSolshy
@@StevenHeha! Good one!
This applies to Italian parents as well. Believe me, I know…
I think this was the best video yet, had me absolutely cackling ahahahaha
I always LOVE the outtakes!😂😂😂
"It's not even nighttime yet."
"I'm Asian. I come to work early."
😂😅 reminds me of my old workplace at my aunt's restaurant..lol❤️ thanks for the laugh.
"Now remember, GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS," made me laugh so hard
Honestly I'll probably say that to my kids 20 years later
Lol
-Levi Ackerman
@StevenHe Why 20 years later? By Asia standards you should already be married and have children studying to become doctors or lawyers.
Oh, that was too funny. Laughing all the way through. Keep making more they are so good. 😅
This guy is amazing. Every time I am a bit down I say it "Emotional damage" brings me back up😂.
I have never been more proud of Santa
Proudest ever -
I'm Asian
I come early.
@@jfj7452 you do what early
@@TGCPhilip you heard him
he comes early
@@timereaper4428 ❤️
Fun fact: while writing this video, the team debated for 20 min if the fake fireplace had a chimney or not.
I was 100% certain it had a chimney. I was wrong
Basically Schrodinger's cat but replace it with a chimney and death with existence
how the hell do you think there is a chimney your dad was right FAILURE
ya mother
2 replies?
It happens to the best of us!
I started literally DYING of laughter when he ate cookies with chopsticks😂😂😂😂
What da hail…Steven almost made Asian Santa fall in the fake fire!
Thanks for all the laughs and entertainment this year. Looking forward to the next!
Thank you for being a part of the channel valiant ❤ 2024 well take over UA-cam
The talent vs dandruff line killed me 😂 3:00
How else can he guarantee a white Christmas?
I searched for this comment lol!
As a certified professional asian failure, I can confirm that my parents have the same reaction as santa when I tell them I want a gaming laptpop.
The chopsticks for the cookie was hilarious--but the Tesla on the roof made me howl with laughter!
i was focusing more on the yarns in the background 🤣 and this video is so wholesome. i can only imagine how disappointed santa would be by me 😭
“HE HAS TALENT YOU HAVE DANDRUFF“ GOT ME CRYING😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Edit: SO MANY LIKES- TYSM✨👏
As well as the Tesla on the roof 🤣
@@julianaaraujo3293Asian kid don't believe Santa cause they make them 💀
SAME😂😂😂
Same😂
Bro stfu and stop using that edit - so many like - thank you
Your comment makes me cringe so hard that I'd prefer to die from cancer
2:55 “Hallo, Beijing Embassy! This kid aspires to be homeless.” That got me rolling. 😂😂
3:39 Can I just say that is an amazing amount of spun yarn.
My gift is an accounting book? Your gift is a good job😂1:41
This needs to be a series every December, thank you Asian Santa, you gave me the courage to work at a Starbucks that doesn't pay me below wages.
This will absolutely be a series every uear
A LOT better than the Hallmark Christmas Movies.
work at star&bucks instead
3:08 “he has talent! U have dandruff!” Had me choking on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: OMG! 143 LIKES??? HOWWW!?!!
Correction 274
i like this santa better
giving me a starter pack and some life advices
“That because they make the toys” omfg!!!! That killed me!! So dark, but so funny!!! 😅😂
2:21
Asian Santa gave the best investment advice in 15 seconds: truly wise 🎅
Yes
I actually did research for the video
(edited)
@@StevenHereally 😂😂
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa”
“That’s because they make the toys”
💀
🤦🏾♀️
the amount of jobs I did for mom and dad at 10 years old is wild
@StevenHe hey Stevenhe I'm your biggest fan
the best joke in the vid
Ok but like dude you made my ENTIRE childhood and now that im back on the internet more im so happy youtube recommended this video to me bc I laughed so hard
Instead of naughty and nice list theres the failure and success list. The failure list is just all types of different ways to address steven and only timmy managed to get in the success list 😂
"That's because they make the toys" had me almost spit out my tea from laughing too hard. Should have learned by now not to watch Steven while drinking or eating. 😂 thanks for the laughs!!!
Yess Steven he videos should come with a choking hazard warning😂
The fact that steven is wearing a shirt that says failure management had me dyin😂
I kinda wanted to buy a shirt like that, then I realized that the world failure at work would probably not go very well + no one but me would get the joke.
This was pretty good too, keep it up!
i love ur vids sm this is so accurate😭😂
"Remember, Give up your dreams". This is the kind of realistic advice I need this time of the year while everyone from the gym to bakery is selling dreamy stuff around me.
I'm Asian, and I can confirm that Santa comes to our house exactly like this.
With his amazing Tesla driving skills
He has talent you have dandruff
😂 I can’t I love this guy he’s great
1:01 The ipad was held upside down makes it funnier 😂 keep up the good work!
“Dad” was more believable as Santa Claus than old Saint Nick himself ✌️😆 The “he has talent… You have dandruff” line slayed me ✋️😆
I do actually have dandruf.
@@StevenHe… Merry Christmas to you & your family mate & best wishes for 2024… From Australia 🎄✌️🎅🏻🇦🇺
@@StevenHewho doesn’t
@@StevenHeW dandruff
@@StevenHe "Head&Shoulders, la."
"Give up your dreams, study hard, go be an engineer"-- Jordan Peterson level wisdom right there
I literally have to stop this video from laughing so loud and wait until my roomie wakes up to watch the rest of it and I'm not even a minute in.
this is so hilarious. I was literally raised with this frame of thinking
I was literally telling my Filipino husband the other day if we had kids we would tell them to leave rice out instead of cookies for Christmas because Santa is Asian. Then I find this video, so this makes it more hilarious. 😂
You can show this video to him. I’ll play Santa😂
Bro you NEED to make this an yearly thing where Santa continues the story 😂😂😂
YES. yes I do
Oh yeah that would be hella fun x)
YES
PRECISELY
Oh goodness yes, that would be hysterical!
“He has talent you have dandruff” that line killed me so hard I was at work and busted out laughing 😂
Merry Christmas, Steven, that was LMAO!
"He has talent; you have dandruff." Gold, mate. Well done, Steve. Merry Christmas!
That line 😂😂 I almost passed out
This may all be to make us laugh, but Asian Santa is providing us with some quality, free investment advice.
I thought so too. I liked that” time in the market better than timing the marke”t thing.
3:10 "He has talent, you have dandruff" 💀
This guy is classic. Denies every single gift Steven asks for!😂
"He has talent. You have dandruff!" is my new favorite quote that I will start using in real life 😂
HAHA it's funny because I do have dandruff
@@StevenHe Oh, so that line was personal I see hahaha.
"Nick only works one day out of the year, lazy bastard." Havent burst out laughing in a while. That shouldve been in the main skit!!!! 😂😂😂
“He has talent, you have dandruff” is my new favorite quote
At 3:03 , when he says that I would subscribe to my own yt channel, the subscribe button has some cool effects
Steven’s facial expressions when Asian Santa insults him are everything 😂
"He has talent, you have dandruff!"
Most awesome line
I do. sadly.
@@StevenHesame :/
@@StevenHewho doesn’t
@@StevenHe I haven't🗿
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the fact that he pulled out the ipad but it was upside down 🤣💀
plussssssss
''HE HAS TALENT. YOU HAVE DANDRUFF''
got me dying fr lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"That's because they make the toys!"
Aw damn :x
If Santa was Asian then his parents would’ve told him countless stories of how they had no sled and reindeers and had to walk from the North Pole to every child’s house to deliver their presents. And back in the day the children never left them milk and cookies, all they left for them was cold water.
ahhh that's good
Bwahahaha!!! nice!
That’s a really funny idea
Can we all just take a moment to respect that Steven is so committed that even though it’s obvious in the bloopers he knows he’s being ridiculous he still actually finishes and posts these videos? And the world is better for it
Indeed!!
So true...
“Because they make the toys “ IM DYING😂😭
I think it would’ve been more funny if Asian Santa sprinkled MSG onto the cookies like magic dust and they turned into egg rolls. Same with the milk turning into bubble tea.
0:47 That was brutal hahahahahaha
Dark
2:01 " I almost called Beijing Embassy " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Santa takes his shoes off😂 I also love the Asian baskets.
Hi I love all your comedy sketches, shorts and Reddit card and the Geronimo web series is amazing