Fun fact: we almost cut the chopsticks cookie joke because we didn’t have a cookie. We paused filming and Megan, the editor,ran to wholefoods to buy one.
You've made the classic blunder. See, you'd assume Santa only works one day a year. You'd be wrong. He actually 'works' as a manager the rest of the year. What this actually means is that he gets paid to tell his elves what to do. Who pays his salary and the salary of the elves? Nobody knows. I hadn't actually gotten that far when I started typing this. Yes, this is just a joke/social commentary on how little work managers actually do.
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor. 😂
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor.
Fun fact: while writing this video, the team debated for 20 min if the fake fireplace had a chimney or not. I was 100% certain it had a chimney. I was wrong
@fdhgbjsk 99% of people are incapable of timing the market with any degree of success, so buying and holding is a much better option for those 99%. Yes, funds are a bad idea, buying through a brokerage and getting a broad spread of stocks in different industries is the way to go, but advising ordinary people to time the market is a good way to impoverish a lot of people.
Hey he does have good advice on index funds and dollar cost averaging. As an Asian myself I did study to be an engineer, so hopefully Asian Santa will give me that Sega CD I always wanted a few decades late.
@fdhgbjsk you aware though, that within those funds they won't be paying tax on revenue or when they buy/sell? And no, even effectively ~5%-6% per year for 40+ years are better than +20% once in a decade.
Lol, "To do the things you love..." that we wont have the talent for cause we didn't study it when we were younger. Now we just get up set at our failures, set our bar low for us and do better for our kids... I guess....
@@RabbitOfAutumn >we didn't study it when we were younger< you could A: get a lucrative job and make a living doing something you don't want to do, then retire and comfortably start doing something you do enjoy or B: do something you enjoy but doesn't make any money so you end up living paycheck to paycheck working at starbucks
"It's not even nighttime yet." "I'm Asian. I come to work early." 😂😅 reminds me of my old workplace at my aunt's restaurant..lol❤️ thanks for the laugh.
The real story comes from saint Nicholaus who gave kids at an orphanage gifts on a Christmas Eve he was said to be wearing a red robe as well, and that later turned into saint Claus and many other till Santa Claus. Happy Christmas
"Remember, Give up your dreams". This is the kind of realistic advice I need this time of the year while everyone from the gym to bakery is selling dreamy stuff around me.
I kinda wanted to buy a shirt like that, then I realized that the world failure at work would probably not go very well + no one but me would get the joke.
"That's because they make the toys" had me almost spit out my tea from laughing too hard. Should have learned by now not to watch Steven while drinking or eating. 😂 thanks for the laughs!!!
Can we all just take a moment to respect that Steven is so committed that even though it’s obvious in the bloopers he knows he’s being ridiculous he still actually finishes and posts these videos? And the world is better for it
I was literally telling my Filipino husband the other day if we had kids we would tell them to leave rice out instead of cookies for Christmas because Santa is Asian. Then I find this video, so this makes it more hilarious. 😂
This is one of my favourite videos from this channel. It's just so funny. I can't even name a favourite part. But, as an aspiring engineer, I agree with everything Asian Santa said.
"Nic only works one day a year...Lazy Bastard" and "I Thought kids in Aisia didn't believe in Santa...Thats Because they make the Toys!" Killed me, so funny. Merry Christmas Steven.😄😄
If Santa was Asian then his parents would’ve told him countless stories of how they had no sled and reindeers and had to walk from the North Pole to every child’s house to deliver their presents. And back in the day the children never left them milk and cookies, all they left for them was cold water.
0:26 I have a video on my phone of me doing almost the exact same thing. It was during a Chinese school potluck, and it's a 2 second clip of me holding a potato chip with chopsticks, facing the camera and saying "I have sinned." (In my defense, I was 15 at the time)
"That's because they make the toys."
"He has talent! You have dandruff!"
Thanks for the laughs to start my day! Good stuff as always!
top notch writing
OMG. Priceless. :) Santa outsourcing labor so his elves don't have to work as hard. Genius.
reminds me of OffendingEverybodys line
Yes. I agree.
the toy joke killed.
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa.”
“That’s because they make the toys.” 💀
💀💀
Elves = Child Labor…
Don’t come for me, it’s just a joke.
Friendly fire💀
Yup..thts the one that makes you say 'oh sh*t'
ain't that factory workers?!?
Asian Santa treating his letter like a school assignment had me in stitches 🤣
imagine getting less than an A on wishing for things
@@nobodynotyourbusiness673 yeah and all from A- to F can be counted as an F- XD
And I thought Krampus was the dark side of Santa. 😆
So funny yet so dark.
@@LawfulBased Don't you mean Father Christmas. He doesn't have a dark side.
“HE HAS TALENT, AND YOU HAVE DANDRUFF”
If Santa was Asian, he would leave you presents full of homework.
And a list of how you failed him.
and your latest math test
《五年高考三年模拟》
Fun fact: we almost cut the chopsticks cookie joke because we didn’t have a cookie.
We paused filming and Megan, the editor,ran to wholefoods to buy one.
Worth it.
@@Keilsyaragreed
classic asian struggles.
Good call. That was hysterical
@@StevenHedid you read my comment just interested
I love how Santa has the entire year to go to the doctor yet had the appointment on the only work day he has 😂
Smart Santa 365 days off a year!
Sounds like my company CFO.
I work only one day a year and this time I'm taking my paid leave 😂
You've made the classic blunder. See, you'd assume Santa only works one day a year. You'd be wrong. He actually 'works' as a manager the rest of the year. What this actually means is that he gets paid to tell his elves what to do. Who pays his salary and the salary of the elves? Nobody knows. I hadn't actually gotten that far when I started typing this. Yes, this is just a joke/social commentary on how little work managers actually do.
@@anonymoususer188😂
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor. 😂
Yup. That’s precisely why. Because I can’t afford another actor😂
Grow up and be an actor : Bad
Grow up and be two actors : Good
@@nicholaslau3194Twice the likelihood of succeeding.
No bro, there twins (its a scam
Can you do , if Santa was Māori?
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor.
uhh thats what he said..
"I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa"
"That because they make the toys!"
I laughed WAY harder than I should have
I know😂😂😂
I Spit out my drink like in some kinda sitcom 🤣
Wait a minute so the kids in Asia are Santas helpers!
💀💀💀
Fr
I don’t know if I should be proud or concerned that Asian Santa eats cookies with chopsticks 😂
you eat them differently?!
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
@@StevenHe😂😂😂
Idk man seems pretty normal to me
he's just iconic like that
"He was born, made his first million on his way home from the hospital" is such a good line I can't lie
I wish I sone how made a million dollars when I was born lol.
Weirdly the failure thing about Steven is that he made a million at 30
Timmy rules 😂
I think that was the best line in the whole thing.
I lost it at that line! 🤣🤣🤣
I lost it when he use chopsticks to eat cookies LMAO
His chopstick skill is A+
Fun fact: while writing this video, the team debated for 20 min if the fake fireplace had a chimney or not.
I was 100% certain it had a chimney. I was wrong
Basically Schrodinger's cat but replace it with a chimney and death with existence
how the hell do you think there is a chimney your dad was right FAILURE
ya mother
2 replies?
It happens to the best of us!
I love Santa removing his shoes before delivering the “gifts”…
Only missing the guest slippers 😂
Forgot to put the shoes back on when leaving though...
Waabaaakii
Ok but as a finance student that's some solid financial advice from Santa 😂😂😂
Actually... Yes. Certainly better than "spend almost everything, buy some nft/crypto with the rest for retirement".
Right? I was actually impressed.
@fdhgbjsk 99% of people are incapable of timing the market with any degree of success, so buying and holding is a much better option for those 99%. Yes, funds are a bad idea, buying through a brokerage and getting a broad spread of stocks in different industries is the way to go, but advising ordinary people to time the market is a good way to impoverish a lot of people.
Hey he does have good advice on index funds and dollar cost averaging. As an Asian myself I did study to be an engineer, so hopefully Asian Santa will give me that Sega CD I always wanted a few decades late.
@fdhgbjsk you aware though, that within those funds they won't be paying tax on revenue or when they buy/sell?
And no, even effectively ~5%-6% per year for 40+ years are better than +20% once in a decade.
Love how he actually incorporated sharing useful information about retirement and stocks
Imagine Santa hooks you up with a guy to fix your chimney lol
we're handy
Fr 😂😂😂
@@StevenHe Chopsticky you mean?
LOL😂
Obviously for his daily job
“HE HAS TALENT. YOU HAVE DANDRUFF!”
Got me rolling💀💀💀💀
Me "two" honestly.
@@de_aquila please no
“You work 40 years in a job you hate, so you will have enough money to do the things you love” 😅That’s so correct!
andrew tAte
real
"By the time I retire, I have no energy left to do the things I love. Santa"
Lol, "To do the things you love..." that we wont have the talent for cause we didn't study it when we were younger. Now we just get up set at our failures, set our bar low for us and do better for our kids... I guess....
@@RabbitOfAutumn >we didn't study it when we were younger<
you could
A: get a lucrative job and make a living doing something you don't want to do, then retire and comfortably start doing something you do enjoy
or
B: do something you enjoy but doesn't make any money so you end up living paycheck to paycheck working at starbucks
“It’s still daytime outside”
“I always come to work early”
Best quotes ever 😂
"Give up your dreams, ... study hard, ... go be an engineer, ... and you can thank me later, okay?" part is a nice advice to all Asians in my opinion.
“Give up your dreams”
“Go be an engineer”
Contradiction!
What if my dream is to become an engineer?
@@mszuala
Give up the dream and continue studying with no passion or ambition.
That is the way!
@@jamesharding3459 yep, because what happens when you're already an Asian engineer
@@mr.paperbag771 I hate that that perfectly describes me. I don't even care anymore, I just want to be done with school.
Nothing like being a good boy all year and still getting "failure and disappointment" wrapped tightly with a bow
only thing I'm getting for christmas is emotional damage
@@StevenHe and Beijing corn
he's gotta taste the failure@@SuperSolshy
@@StevenHeha! Good one!
This applies to Italian parents as well. Believe me, I know…
"It's not even nighttime yet."
"I'm Asian. I come to work early."
😂😅 reminds me of my old workplace at my aunt's restaurant..lol❤️ thanks for the laugh.
"he has talent, you have dandruff". That's some tough love right there.
"Made his first million dollars on his way from the hospital" lmao this made me laugh too hard
Yeah got me going too, needed a good laugh 😃
I laughed so hard I puked 😂😂😂
Lucky Steven. Asian Santa is so nice. I wish I could get a stable job for Christmas.
that's not a bad gift at all
Plus he's not wrong about the roth ira even if it's tiny amounts... It'll get large & everything counts in large amounts
@@greenspitfire17Seriously, Asian Santa had some excellent investing advice.
Where do I sign up to believe in Asian Santa so he comes and gives me a stable job?
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Actually he said "Shut the f*ck up!"
Chronicles 1:69 STFU
As an accountant, I do have to say that all the advice given starting around 2:20 is spot on 🤣🤣
Yes, go with an index fund and keep an eye on the fees. Fees will eat up your gains.
@@ValleyOakPaper Which one is good?
You mean do a thing you hate for 40 years to finally do something you love? 😅
Or rather the index fund and the roth ira account thing?
Thank you for timestamping the financial advice; that is the only reason I watch these videos.
@@libbyannbest1723 Pick one that tracks S&P500.
I Love how he falls and knocks some of the books down like 3 or 4 times then gets up and neatly and gently puts them back on the shelf
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa”
🎅 “that’s because they make the toys” that was hilarious 🤣
I have never been more proud of Santa
Proudest ever -
I'm Asian
I come early.
@@jfj7452 you do what early
@@TGCPhilip you heard him
he comes early
@@timereaper4428 ❤️
The fact that the regular santa is called Nick confirms that Steven knows what he's doing.
Edit: Holy Quack thats a lot of likes, cheers guys :)
of course he knows what he's doing :)
Steven makes youtube videos instead of working as a doctor. As any asian parent would tell you, he has no idea what he's doing.
Isn't santa saint nick?
The real story comes from saint Nicholaus who gave kids at an orphanage gifts on a Christmas Eve he was said to be wearing a red robe as well, and that later turned into saint Claus and many other till Santa Claus. Happy Christmas
@@LilM-stump that’s not even the real story if you go back you’re see that’s not even historically correct 🙈
I died after seeing the Tesla on the roof and after
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa?”
“That’s because they MaKe ThE ToYs”
This needs to be a series every December, thank you Asian Santa, you gave me the courage to work at a Starbucks that doesn't pay me below wages.
This will absolutely be a series every uear
A LOT better than the Hallmark Christmas Movies.
work at star&bucks instead
2:21
Asian Santa gave the best investment advice in 15 seconds: truly wise 🎅
Yes
I actually did research for the video
(edited)
@@StevenHereally 😂😂
"Remember, Give up your dreams". This is the kind of realistic advice I need this time of the year while everyone from the gym to bakery is selling dreamy stuff around me.
I like how it already started Asian Santa crashing into the house, very wise normal asian video.
Most important message in this video - “Time in the market not timing the market” - solid advice right there people. Take this to your heart.
The fact that steven is wearing a shirt that says failure management had me dyin😂
I kinda wanted to buy a shirt like that, then I realized that the world failure at work would probably not go very well + no one but me would get the joke.
As a certified professional asian failure, I can confirm that my parents have the same reaction as santa when I tell them I want a gaming laptpop.
197 likes with no replies let me fix that
It's 215 now
The fact the Steven had the shirt that said “failure management” had my dying 😂
"Now remember, GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS," made me laugh so hard
Honestly I'll probably say that to my kids 20 years later
Lol
-Levi Ackerman
@StevenHe Why 20 years later? By Asia standards you should already be married and have children studying to become doctors or lawyers.
The talent vs dandruff line killed me 😂 3:00
How else can he guarantee a white Christmas?
I searched for this comment lol!
"That's because they make the toys" had me almost spit out my tea from laughing too hard. Should have learned by now not to watch Steven while drinking or eating. 😂 thanks for the laughs!!!
Yess Steven he videos should come with a choking hazard warning😂
The roll to the chimney is commitment to the craft. I salute.
3:08 “he has talent! U have dandruff!” Had me choking on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: OMG! 143 LIKES??? HOWWW!?!!
Correction 274
@@teddypanda314erm actually 287 ☝️🤓
2:55 “Hallo, Beijing Embassy! This kid aspires to be homeless.” That got me rolling. 😂😂
Steven’s facial expressions when Asian Santa insults him are everything 😂
2:10 the kumon subscription got me dyinggg roflll
“HE HAS TALENT YOU HAVE DANDRUFF“ GOT ME CRYING😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Edit: SO MANY LIKES- TYSM✨👏
As well as the Tesla on the roof 🤣
@@julianaaraujo3293Asian kid don't believe Santa cause they make them 💀
SAME😂😂😂
Same😂
Bro stfu and stop using that edit - so many like - thank you
Your comment makes me cringe so hard that I'd prefer to die from cancer
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa”
“That’s because they make the toys”
💀
🤦🏾♀️
the amount of jobs I did for mom and dad at 10 years old is wild
@StevenHe hey Stevenhe I'm your biggest fan
the best joke in the vid
Bro you NEED to make this an yearly thing where Santa continues the story 😂😂😂
YES. yes I do
Oh yeah that would be hella fun x)
YES
PRECISELY
Oh goodness yes, that would be hysterical!
You have definitely bought some fun things-books and yarn! My two favorite things!
"He has talent; you have dandruff." Gold, mate. Well done, Steve. Merry Christmas!
That line 😂😂 I almost passed out
"Nick only works one day out of the year, lazy bastard." Havent burst out laughing in a while. That shouldve been in the main skit!!!! 😂😂😂
Can we all just take a moment to respect that Steven is so committed that even though it’s obvious in the bloopers he knows he’s being ridiculous he still actually finishes and posts these videos? And the world is better for it
Indeed!!
So true...
"Why you scare me like that? I almost call Beijing embassy" got me good 😂
“Dad” was more believable as Santa Claus than old Saint Nick himself ✌️😆 The “he has talent… You have dandruff” line slayed me ✋️😆
I do actually have dandruf.
@@StevenHe… Merry Christmas to you & your family mate & best wishes for 2024… From Australia 🎄✌️🎅🏻🇦🇺
@@StevenHewho doesn’t
@@StevenHeW dandruff
@@StevenHe "Head&Shoulders, la."
"He has talent. You have dandruff!" is my new favorite quote that I will start using in real life 😂
HAHA it's funny because I do have dandruff
@@StevenHe Oh, so that line was personal I see hahaha.
I'm Asian, and I can confirm that Santa comes to our house exactly like this.
With his amazing Tesla driving skills
Asian santa be marking every kids wish list this christmas
"Give up your dreams, study hard, go be an engineer"-- Jordan Peterson level wisdom right there
0:47 That was brutal hahahahahaha
Dark
I was literally telling my Filipino husband the other day if we had kids we would tell them to leave rice out instead of cookies for Christmas because Santa is Asian. Then I find this video, so this makes it more hilarious. 😂
You can show this video to him. I’ll play Santa😂
“PS4 with Spider-Man 2, wrong”
The fact Spider-Man 2 is a PS5 exclusive makes this even funnier. 😂
As an Asian Peruvian, the Kumon subscription had me breaking up in laughs and tears at the same time 😂😂😂
Asian Santa or not Steven, you DO spread the joy of the season every time. Thanks sincerely for being a great remedy for 'emotional damage' 👏🎉🍾✌
This may all be to make us laugh, but Asian Santa is providing us with some quality, free investment advice.
I thought so too. I liked that” time in the market better than timing the marke”t thing.
if even santa is giving stock tips, you know the markets due a pull back
"He has talent, you have dandruff!"
Most awesome line
I do. sadly.
@@StevenHesame :/
@@StevenHewho doesn’t
@@StevenHe I haven't🗿
New meme detected
2:01 " I almost called Beijing Embassy " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He has TALENT, you have DANDRUFF"
I am still not over it 🤣🤣🤣
1:40
santa : ok here de account book la.
steven : yknow what im not celebrating christmas.
3:07 He has talent! You have dandruff!
😂😂😂
Edit: I just wanna thank y'all for 33 likes omg!
You got (19)45 likes
@@Dinoco400Studios what
@@Yourlawyer-rf7mt you have 45 likes
@@Dinoco400Studiosnah nvm I understand 💀💀
“HE HAS TALENT!” “YOU HAVE DANDRUFF!”😂
1:36 "Unemployed Starter Pack"🥴
This is one of my favourite videos from this channel. It's just so funny. I can't even name a favourite part. But, as an aspiring engineer, I agree with everything Asian Santa said.
"He has talent. You have dandruff!" Had me absolutely DYing😂😂😂
"Nic only works one day a year...Lazy Bastard" and "I Thought kids in Aisia didn't believe in Santa...Thats Because they make the Toys!" Killed me, so funny. Merry Christmas Steven.😄😄
"He has talent, you have dandruff" is murderous lmao
“He has talent! You have dandruff!” I don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but I watched the video twice just for that line 😂😂😂
If Santa was Asian then his parents would’ve told him countless stories of how they had no sled and reindeers and had to walk from the North Pole to every child’s house to deliver their presents. And back in the day the children never left them milk and cookies, all they left for them was cold water.
ahhh that's good
Bwahahaha!!! nice!
That’s a really funny idea
Eating cookies w/ chopsticks is like drinking water with a fork. It can be done, but it shouldn't
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
HAAAA
nah, its highly efficient and keep clean hands, i love eating chips with chopsticks
@@erastal 💀
@@erastalI hate the fact that that actually makes sense
"The Asian kids make the toys," 😂 "You have dandruff!" 😅 Another stellar offering, Steven.
" He has talent, you have dandruff." got me laughing so hard!!!!
LMAO!!!! 🤣
0:26 I have a video on my phone of me doing almost the exact same thing. It was during a Chinese school potluck, and it's a 2 second clip of me holding a potato chip with chopsticks, facing the camera and saying "I have sinned."
(In my defense, I was 15 at the time)
Eating cookies with chopsticks is a 1000IQ movie
If Asian Santa really exist, Asian Kids got one more person who nagging their entire life beside their parent LOL 🤣
3:08 he has talent and u have dandruff had me rolling on the floor😂😂
I'm really wondering about all those skeins of yarn in the shelf. Gotta be a story there 😅
3:50 "He only wuks one day a yeah.📆 Lazy bastad🙄"
This was hilarious! However, as a knitter I was a little distracted when I noticed the stash of yarn in the backround 😂
I agree! Love his skits, but who is the knitter on the team?
Same! 😂
Me tooooo!!!
ME TOOOOOO! 🤣🤣🤣
For real!! 😂
Anyone realize that the iPad here 1:01 is upside down ?😂
Just saw it!! 😂😂
'He has talent, you have dandruff' had me dying 💀
0:19 when he took off his shoes in the house 😭
The unemployed starter pack air punched me in the gut 😂
I love his laugh! You can tell that he’s enjoying himself.
It’s catching
I love Asian Santa!! He inspired to me to go study
That's actually very practical advice. "Give up your dreams. Study hard. Go be a engineer." 💪💪
The fact that he’s an engineer during the day is really funny
1:04 Megan putting different numbers in the Failure list but they're all Steven... Love it 😂
Yes 🤌
And you know it was Megan because one of the entries said "my boss"
@@lucasprestes HAHA yeah 😂
When I was a teenager and told my mom I want to go to artschool, she sed "throw your dreams to the ocean".