As a rugby player I can confirm that a scrum is pretty much just a bunch of insults between the props while the hookers are just standing there waiting for the props to shut up
In soccer if the teams know what theyre doing it can keep the suspense up, but if both teams are terrible then it gets boring fast. So I definitely see your point there.
Then just watch the to five Europe leagues they are the most entertaining also he put basketball over football(soccer) he probably only has Apple TV and watch the boring ass American League (mls) he said football is the most popular because it is cheap but if that was the case 1.5 billion people would have not watched the World Cup final
As a kiwi who has played a lot of rugby I can confirm there’s a lot of things along the lines of “hey I heard your mum or sister is a crack whore” said during a scrum as well as a lot of eye gauging when multiple people tackle you at once
Volleyball bro, when you see the players being literal planes, hitting balls towards the ground at mach 3, diving into the ground like elephants like damn. I'm surprised they don't have more injuries.
I gotta say your channel is a breath of fresh air. I dont see anyone doing consistent, high quality offensive jokes on UA-cam anymore. So far i have been on a binge liking spree of your videos and you never seem to miss 😂. You just earned youraelf a new subscriber. Keep up the great work 🎉🎉.
In football/soccer if u score too many goals, the games will be very boring. I am talking from Personal experience. Low scoring games can be exciting depending on the circumstance, and also 1-0 lead or 2-0 is very unpredictable
@@GoldRushNCthe tension you when you know that any team can score anytime but then I'd the do score the then other team will find it twice as hard to get 1 back. The best games are close games
I’m all for this channel for the humor, but calling hockey and football cash, including a picture of Sidney Crosby, and using a picture of a $500 catchers mitt for baseball warmed my soul
Feels good to hear you refer to it as it's only right name: SOCCER. Us elite Americans now own Football, and you can't expect to be taken seriously when refering to Soccer as Football, we took 'Football' over and we own that now! :P More seriously, just keeping in the spirit of the channel, I love the football/soccer jokes, I hope we can never agree on this so the jokes can keep coming!
You missed softball, tennis, badminton, pickleball, lacrosse, box lacrosse, volleyball, wakeboarding, swimming, and maybe it would be cool if you considered T-ball
My grandpa was a golfer and my dad told me that he would trash talk so bad he made my dad give up the game, not to help he was a ex pro golfer in the country
@@Svoboda-1918 the protection in American football is so bad, calling it next to useless doesnt truly say how bad it is. It has rugbys brutality mixed in with the protection itself actually making the injuries WORSE
“CATCHING BALLS, HITTIN BALLS, CRADLIN BALLS” 😂 Alsooooo WHY DO YOU CALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL. ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER. YOUR FOOTBALL IS A RIP OFF OF RUGBY!!!! Ok, rant over. Dark joke anyone??? I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden. Opinions on F1???
Curling is a really under rated sport. It is extremely difficult to be good at, fun to watch, relaxing, and best of all everyone is so nice. There is no fighting or heckling, its just super chill. If you ever watched a curling game live then you would know that no matter who someone is cheering for, they all clap when a shot shot is made. Super fun.
My favorite sport is medieval combat tournaments. Beer, roasted meats, and people with home made metal armor and weapons fighting in a dirt pit. What more could you want?
There are quite a few sports you missed, I would love to see another video discussing other sports like volleyball, fencing, tennis, swimming, track, etc.
Poor American doesn’t understand the low scoring is what keeps tension so high in association football. Soccer is not boring, because everything can change on a whim, it takes 1 mistake to change the tide of the game. Basketball and American football games usually just bleed to death and comebacks have to be hard to come by. Still like the video!
Ok I think this is pretty valid outside of soccer. Sure it’s boring to some people but just wait till you see the fans in Europe literally lighting fires in the stadium. But overall this list is valid.
@PythonAsAPillow I disagree go to the Netherlands or turkey and watch a game between rivals I bet u 1 million dollars even if it ends 0-0 your not going to be dissapointed
i love turkish oil wrestling its my favorite sport. wrestling with clotheless men covered in oil in the hot sun 🤤 thanks another amazing video mr. everybody "offending" youtube
1:04 Bro, in soccer a goal is an orgasm. That's why commentarists make it so long, that's why we don't care about having a lot of goals, it would be boring, just as boring as gringo sports.
@@trp2863at this point, might as well change the system that every time a player scores, it’s 10 points so Americans will think players did a lot for scoring 10. Like make the NFL score only 1 point per touchdown and it’ll also be a low scoring sport
@@MfImJustThatGuy I was watching the Euro tournament last year and decided for shits and giggles to bet that every game in the round robin end in a tie, as I was getting at least 2.5:1. Boy did I clean UP!!! He said it, soccer is only popular worldwide because you just need something to kick and something to kick it at, CHEAP!!!
Since you spoke about it, you should do a video on all the running style events. Cross country, track, marathons, 5ks, Iron Man Competitions, Triathalons, and more there
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"i dont think they like to be refered to as the blacks"
:also in another video
"first up the blacks"
You forgot swimming, and Olympic weightlifting, and esports, and you should make a part 2.
No taste
In basketbal jou can’t do a rainbowflip now can you?
Just saying
This man is way to underrated he does offensive humor better than others cause he doesnt leave anyone out lmao
There's no one above being made fun of toromango
0:47
@@raaseveNlostsoccer🗣️‼️‼️‼️🆙🔛🔝🔥🔥😤✊
It’s just being offensive not singling anyone out it works!
I am not offended. This is actually funny.
I would really enjoy a part two to this. Could possibly include volleyball, track, swimming, tennis and fighting sports variants to compare.
Facts like fencing polo this series has potential
Bowling
Hear me out, lacrosse
@@MIKRO-ERAZ I heard you out and I did not like it
@@ribusudragneel3326 that’s fair
i love how you can never tell when hes joking or being 100% serious lmao
That's the joke.
He is always serious 😎
As a NASCAR fan, I will say we do more than turn left... But we mostly turn left.
No way... I've been looking for you my long lost brother🥹
@@legoman8518 Me too
Finally, fellow NASCAR fans!
The sports that need to be mentioned:
-badminton
-cricket
-cross country
-bowling
-tennis
-volleyball
-fencing
-some martial art
Include Buhurt, perhaps some stuff like Muay Thai and perhaps some Asian sword martial art
Frisbee, not to mention
Wrestling
Lacrosse as well
Cross Country was mentioned at the end.
Surprised he didn’t make more black jokes in the basketball part.
Darkness!
@@0ffendingeverybody when will you do a dedicated video on us gays?
@@batflashzyzz There are so many things to make fun of on gay people the video is taking forever to make
It would've been too dark.
@@0ffendingeverybodyYup thats me!
As a rugby player I can confirm that a scrum is pretty much just a bunch of insults between the props while the hookers are just standing there waiting for the props to shut up
And then you go out and have a beer together afterwards. 😂
Love rugby.
This is why I love rugby at the end of the match we are all just guys that love tackling the shit out of each one
For me its the Flankers who do the most trash talk
I dunno why but the back line talks a lotta 💩on the pitch
Everone in the scrum says some insults for sure of you’re losing
Hockey is basically the only way most Canadians can vent frustrations that don't involvd war crimes that can both rival and overtake japan during ww2.
What about curling?
@@ocularpatdown curling?
As a Canadian I can say the fighting is the best part
In soccer if the teams know what theyre doing it can keep the suspense up, but if both teams are terrible then it gets boring fast. So I definitely see your point there.
“soccer” implies MLS which in fact is trash
Then just watch the to five Europe leagues they are the most entertaining also he put basketball over football(soccer) he probably only has Apple TV and watch the boring ass American League (mls) he said football is the most popular because it is cheap but if that was the case 1.5 billion people would have not watched the World Cup final
@@joseluisfelix9640no, he said thats why it GOT popular. because it was cheap as shit. not why its RETAINING popularity even today.
@@gsqr666 oh ok
@@joseluisfelix9640 respect for u acceptin that +100
2:49 "How my BALLS SMELL" got me laughing so hard
Fr😂😂
Man he forgot about buhurt (guys in knight armor beating the shit out of each other with dull blades until one hits the ground)
Sounds like larping for angry autistics
@@0ffendingeverybody 💀
Sounds fun
@@LivingDead77yeh
@@0ffendingeverybodythat sounds fucking amazing to me
0:40 *Many* *people* *will* *not* *forget* *that*
Perfectly fine, weed out the softies
@@greencat1849 real
@@greencat1849*Europe will not forget that*
“Like what is RF doing with a RHH up?”
*animates a left handed hitter
the ending is always at the top quality😂
I always try to end on a high note ihnfl
@@0ffendingeverybody real😂
Love him calling the most popular sports in the world trash 😂
Like he said it’s only popular because it’s cheap. On top of that it’s also safe and made in Europe
@@Plainchickenandrice There are players who have broken their ribs and teeth and now you tell me it's safe
@@marco-r7y one off incidents
@@Plainchickenandrice Search up "Marcelo leg break" and say that again.
@@bara555 still a one off incident that doesn’t happen regularly
As a kiwi who has played a lot of rugby I can confirm there’s a lot of things along the lines of “hey I heard your mum or sister is a crack whore” said during a scrum as well as a lot of eye gauging when multiple people tackle you at once
Yesssss
Eye gauging in the rucks and mauls class maybe sneak a few cheap shots in here and there, shit talking in scrums is peak 🤣
I was coming here to say this haha. Also a lot of aggression!
That "Goooooooooooal" was personal 😂😂😂😂
Volleyball bro, when you see the players being literal planes, hitting balls towards the ground at mach 3, diving into the ground like elephants like damn. I'm surprised they don't have more injuries.
Fr and all that for 1 out of 25 points 💀
@@jus_f_h_03 and need to win by +2
No he said sport
I gotta say your channel is a breath of fresh air. I dont see anyone doing consistent, high quality offensive jokes on UA-cam anymore. So far i have been on a binge liking spree of your videos and you never seem to miss 😂. You just earned youraelf a new subscriber. Keep up the great work 🎉🎉.
as a rugby player, we DO get hurt ALOT, but we are much better at hiding it.
I absolutely love that when a player is injured and the trainers go out to assist them, you guys keep playing until the next whistle.
you forgot about pickleball, and im glad you did. its like full body table tennis, with rules for mathematicians and albert Einstein
Exactly colorskll
Bro just disrespected my country with the 15 coconuts joke💀
💀 he ain’t wrong…
Bro forgot that shit
"the only thing I'm catching is these feelings" is one of the most wholesome line I've seen from this channel and that says a lot😂
If you don't want to hear the continuous goooooalll skip to 1:07
bro even offended me by saying "soccer"
(im european)
American Football: 5% gametime, 95% ads.
Trash
While his pfp is a soccer and I said soccer team definitely not biased
@@Truereece i vomit when i listen sucker ITS FOOTBALL
Yeah but when their playing it's awesome.
@@thesuitlord they’re!!!
@@WallyDawg Nuh uh.
Which topics should i roast next?
ANIME !!!!!!!!! and gimme a shoutout im hugee fan
Puberty, we need a comedy about boys becoming men
Football (or soccer for the Americans)
Why spice kings on TikTok suck love your videos man
F*cking
Tik tok. Boy I f*cking hate tiktok
I think you just lost your entire british fans after FOOTBALL/SOCCER
Nah he lost 90% of the world
he is right
Poor countries don't have the resources for real sports .. it's the sole reason soccer is so popular... Here in America we hate it.
@@wabowhunter83what so called “real sports” are you playing
Not just the British
Hey, NASCAR enthusiast here. NASCAR has quite a bit of road courses and even had a dirt race for a few years! Give it a watch this season!
As a Diehard nascar fan, I agree with you bro 🎉
1:43 RACE WAR
RAHHHHH 🔥🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
yo I renember that episode when randy said the n word
You a great UA-camr your sense of humor is hilarious keep up the good work
Appreciate it hunter. Got more bangers coming soon
Happy to see the subscribers growing on this channel!
Little by little everyday Jordan
It’s inclusive offensive humor, and I’m not even offended, genius!
That "Ethiopia" was personal
Bruh that goal guy had me rolling 😅
GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
@@0ffendingeverybody GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
In football/soccer if u score too many goals, the games will be very boring. I am talking from Personal experience. Low scoring games can be exciting depending on the circumstance, and also 1-0 lead or 2-0 is very unpredictable
even 0-0s can be entertaining
How will the game be very boring from constant action?
@@GoldRushNC there is constant action😂 I do understand if you don't really understand the game you would not understand. So your response is fair.
@@GoldRushNCthe tension you when you know that any team can score anytime but then I'd the do score the then other team will find it twice as hard to get 1 back. The best games are close games
@@jean-paulharrison1702 okay, makes sense.
So rugby is cash? It didn't get rated lmao
It did u
I’m all for this channel for the humor, but calling hockey and football cash, including a picture of Sidney Crosby, and using a picture of a $500 catchers mitt for baseball warmed my soul
Feels good to hear you refer to it as it's only right name: SOCCER. Us elite Americans now own Football, and you can't expect to be taken seriously when refering to Soccer as Football, we took 'Football' over and we own that now! :P
More seriously, just keeping in the spirit of the channel, I love the football/soccer jokes, I hope we can never agree on this so the jokes can keep coming!
Real
exactly my humor
Same
Sameee
AMEN
Finally a good UA-camr
Yeah same
I found your channel like 13 hours ago and have watched more than 30 of your videos. Some of the most entretaining stuff on the platform, keep it up 👑
I bet this is gonna be a W video
Edit: yea W video keep doing what you're doing
Appreciate steal. Got more bangers coming soon
The last joke of your videos always gets me 😹😹😹
You missed softball, tennis, badminton, pickleball, lacrosse, box lacrosse, volleyball, wakeboarding, swimming, and maybe it would be cool if you considered T-ball
Thanks for give hockey the rating it deserves
My grandpa was a golfer and my dad told me that he would trash talk so bad he made my dad give up the game, not to help he was a ex pro golfer in the country
"Ethiopia is only worth 15 shells of coconut.. they can't afford hockey pads" is a GOAT pun! 🤣
edit - cue 1:22
as an ETHIOPIAN i am proud to say as of today we are worth 16 🎊🎊
@@hakadmedia😂
@@hakadmedia as an ethiopian i too am proud to say we are worth 16 🎉
@@DeSavage222 As an Ethiopian am impressed we even have 10
I’m stupid and I don’t get the pun. Please help me figure it out.
Guaranteed if he does a face reveal it’s gonna be Ray William Johnson
Already knew golf would be on the list and as someone who plays it, I think every part was accurate 😂
0:47 that's how Brazilians talk to each other
As a Brazilian, thats true
@@umcaralegalzao fellow 'zillian🇧🇷 GOOOOOOOOOAAAALLL!!!!⚽️🏟🎡🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I'm a Ghanaian and whatever the Americans call a sorry excuse of "football" is boring as hell. Change my mind
@@BIGTHANKSHEESH which football
@@umcaralegalzao the one where the name makes sense
2:20 yeah rugby you don't have much protection so when you get hit you feel it 100%
Ironically, the protection for American handball is so bad, you might as well play rugby. Its actually safer
@@BIGTHANKSHEESH it is that brutal?
@@Svoboda-1918 the protection in American football is so bad, calling it next to useless doesnt truly say how bad it is. It has rugbys brutality mixed in with the protection itself actually making the injuries WORSE
@@BIGTHANKSHEESH damn XD
@@Svoboda-1918 ypucan even search it up
Love your videos they always make me laugh
Appreciate it user. Got more bangers coming soon
I like Longsword and Millitary Saber Fencing.
This guy nukes everyone, and I love it.
“CATCHING BALLS, HITTIN BALLS, CRADLIN BALLS” 😂
Alsooooo WHY DO YOU CALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL. ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER. YOUR FOOTBALL IS A RIP OFF OF RUGBY!!!!
Ok, rant over. Dark joke anyone???
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Opinions on F1???
Ufc isn't a the sport, it's the promotion. The sport is MMA!
Curling is a really under rated sport. It is extremely difficult to be good at, fun to watch, relaxing, and best of all everyone is so nice. There is no fighting or heckling, its just super chill. If you ever watched a curling game live then you would know that no matter who someone is cheering for, they all clap when a shot shot is made. Super fun.
You just clean ice basically
Very funny 10/10
Hell yeah! Fellow curler
My favorite sport is medieval combat tournaments. Beer, roasted meats, and people with home made metal armor and weapons fighting in a dirt pit. What more could you want?
Yeah you offended me with soccor😂
My favorite sport to watch is water boarding… I mean wakeboarding. Sorry.
Water boarding also sounds pretty entertaining
You should talk about Australian rules football. It's kinda like multiple sports in one and there is no pads like rugby
Yeah but it’s very boring and repetitive.
I would reallly enjoy a part two with sports like volleyball, dance, gymnastics, swimming, track, pole vaulting and any others!
Pole vaulting is track
There are quite a few sports you missed, I would love to see another video discussing other sports like volleyball, fencing, tennis, swimming, track, etc.
I want to know what he thinks about volleyball bc a lot of ppl talk trash about it but never saw a pro match wich is really intresting
OffendingEverybody never fails to offend everybody
I never miss on this channel Seth
5:29 as a russian I can relate to mexicans, like them our actual national sport of genocide is very rarely talked about
Next up: all the Olympic sports. How do you feel about fencing?
Next Olympics in Roasting it caleb
As a teenage baseball player who plays second base, we barely get shit on that side of the field so you have a point 😂
Another part of hockey fights is that sometimes the referees are like “Alright everyone, Who goes down first!”
She had a rough life man is the funniest part in my opinion 2:44
If you can make any sport as big as the NFL wouldn't be.
Whore riding. Where you whisper if your girls ear you have AIDS then hop on her back and ride her as long as possible
4:17 not the hole in one
Thankgod you didn’t called football and basketball trash, cause you know I love sports, and you got my heart scared
Poor American doesn’t understand the low scoring is what keeps tension so high in association football. Soccer is not boring, because everything can change on a whim, it takes 1 mistake to change the tide of the game. Basketball and American football games usually just bleed to death and comebacks have to be hard to come by. Still like the video!
Ok I think this is pretty valid outside of soccer. Sure it’s boring to some people but just wait till you see the fans in Europe literally lighting fires in the stadium. But overall this list is valid.
A good crowd doesn't make a good game.
@@PythonAsAPillowfootball is the biggest sport ever
@PythonAsAPillow I disagree go to the Netherlands or turkey and watch a game between rivals I bet u 1 million dollars even if it ends 0-0 your not going to be dissapointed
5:26
As a Mexican I can confirm this
competetive eating is cash af
I gotta add that in the part 2
gotta say this is the first video that has offended me, I LOVE YOU
I know this man ain't saying formula 1 is better than NASCAR
Yes golf does need trash talking. If you're good you can play with it. Didn't know you need ultra focus to hit a ball in a hole
Ratings would def go up if there was trash taking reivax
As a golfer with the right people there is plenty of trash talking
Even if i play baseball i have to admit its boring af, nice video
Way too many fouls
its almost as boring as american football
0:01 ayo
Bro just lost 77% of his fans when he said football was cash and football was trash
As A baseball player I can say I am offended, but in a funny haha kind of way. You really live up to your channel name.
i love turkish oil wrestling its my favorite sport. wrestling with clotheless men covered in oil in the hot sun 🤤
thanks another amazing video mr. everybody "offending" youtube
Too hot for America planet
3:03 bro has the XQC pose😂😂😂
1:44 They have road courses though☠️
Thank youuuuu
This is definitely my new favorite channel
Should’ve added wrestling and talked about how gay it was as a wrestler myself 🤼
1:04 Bro, in soccer a goal is an orgasm. That's why commentarists make it so long, that's why we don't care about having a lot of goals, it would be boring, just as boring as gringo sports.
1-0 yay 😐
@@trp2863at this point, might as well change the system that every time a player scores, it’s 10 points so Americans will think players did a lot for scoring 10.
Like make the NFL score only 1 point per touchdown and it’ll also be a low scoring sport
@kiboma4209 what about basketball then?
@@trp2863what?
00:56 bro stared into my soul
5:08 didn’t age too well 😔
Soccer players pretend they're injured,
Hockey players pretend they're not.
Now said it to goalkeepers
Hockey is by far one of the most entertaining and best sports
Bro confirmed that he is American when he said soccer is trash and football is cash
He explained why tho (out of context way of explaining it) but still did
@@MfImJustThatGuy I was watching the Euro tournament last year and decided for shits and giggles to bet that every game in the round robin end in a tie, as I was getting at least 2.5:1. Boy did I clean UP!!! He said it, soccer is only popular worldwide because you just need something to kick and something to kick it at, CHEAP!!!
3:45 got me laughing so hard
Fr😂
Ikr
Where was bowling?
Since you spoke about it, you should do a video on all the running style events. Cross country, track, marathons, 5ks, Iron Man Competitions, Triathalons, and more there
You forgot boxing
(Love you content keep it up dude)