You should do a part two also if I had anti-venom as a superpower immediately, if you had the power to shift into a giant monster, would you take it? I would.
You know what? Lil Billy (The Narrator) would make a very bad arse superhero. He would be called Supra Freak. Flying around using his amazing Rainbow Beams shooting out of his eyes, farting toxic knock out gas in his faboulas 70 style disco crime fighting suit, with platform shoes. Bitch slapping the Hood into submission.
Fun fact about dolphins, when having s*xual intercourse, it's typically 1 female to a whole group of males, and it's really brutal rough s*xual intercourse featuring male dolphin 🍆 going in every opening of the female dolphins
i would never do that unless i have some crazy protective gear, as there is the strong possibility of self injury. if antman rly performed his infamous move against thanos there is a good chance he would also crush himself to death in the process
This guy is that one outta pocket friend Except they're NOT RACIST All of the upsides and none of the downsides. Just wear some headphones when watching his videos
I think Magneto's powers (I know he's a villain but they're powers nonetheless) is a really good one. You can take the iron out of some persons blood as they turn into a sad raisin.
Not a villain anymore. Also, you can pretty much do anything, because he can control the magnetic components of the air, allowing him to essentially have telekenisis
If I had superpowers like these, I wouldn't be a villain, but I'd definitely be a prick. The shit I could do with a Green Lantern ring would be unhinged.
Love the idea of mind reading. Imagine being able to go through a suspect's memories and see if they're really guilty or not. No more wondering, you would know. What you did next would be with complete confidence.
Why did I almost start drewling at 0:15. Like bitch I didn't know I would almost get on the spectrum of special from watching a vid at night(I know there are spelling mistakes but my country doesn't speak English and I'm too lazy to look it up)
@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman And land in jail for being an idiot like feeding ATM dollar bills with matching serial numbers. So clone Raw materials and prosper instead of being a dumb monkey reaching a banana through a fence, not realizing that the fence is 1 foot tall.
1:31 My bisexual friend, well she has a crush on the actor of aqua man aka Jason momoa and yea about that HES OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER so who’s gonna tell her 💀💀💀
1:40 "fun" fact: the speed at which dolphin sperm can travel will rapture your organs and kill you. Edit: IF you somehow manage to let a dolphin come inside of you
Professor X made a great comment in TAS from the 90s. "This is what I feared the most. A powerful mutant driven completely mad by his own powers!" In reference to Apocalypse when he emerged from the shadows. It is quite apt
Self cloning would be SO EVIL (like temporary hive mind clones” You just clone yourself a couple thousand times then rush into a war in perfect synchronization
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That down syndrome fighter jet was otherworldly bro 😂
keep cooking THIS FOOD TASTE GOOD AS FUCK
You should do a part two also if I had anti-venom as a superpower immediately, if you had the power to shift into a giant monster, would you take it? I would.
whatd i do
You know what? Lil Billy (The Narrator) would make a very bad arse superhero. He would be called
Supra Freak. Flying around using his amazing Rainbow Beams shooting out of his eyes, farting toxic knock out gas in his faboulas 70 style disco crime fighting suit, with platform shoes. Bitch slapping the Hood into submission.
I like how most of these are protecting children instead of being evil.
Sometimes you gotta dabble in both Sixkicks
@@0ffendingeverybodyI’m a villain, not a monster
"professionals have standards"
@0ffendingeverybody Goldolkin approved 👌
@@kenj0165😂😂 Goated reply
I like how the question went from, “How quick would you become evil” to “Would you be evil” essentially.
That joke of the kid in the fighters jet cached me off guard 💀💀😭
What joke didn’t catch me off guard hahahahah
@@lymanlawrence777 wow 🤣
Same💀💀💀
me too 😭😭😭😭😭
"bdd-yeeaaaa" *9/11*
0:50 was out of pocket💀
and thats why i love this channel
How’d he get away with that
@@fishniteditesjokes
I agree
“bu-deee”
@@TrinityThreatKABOOM
GET EM FLIPPER!
Dolphines are evel and i will never think the same of Aquamen after this😂
The power to control probability would be so broken. Want a million dollars just increase the chance of that happening to 99.9%
I was going foru ur videos and u uploaded and then i did somethig and now I am here
Fun fact about dolphins, when having s*xual intercourse, it's typically 1 female to a whole group of males, and it's really brutal rough s*xual intercourse featuring male dolphin 🍆 going in every opening of the female dolphins
@@hanshosel7431 It really would Hans
If i had superpowers, I wouldn’t necessarily turn EVIL as much as I would just be really chaotic
"I know what you did Kevin. All those little boys. I'm gonna get big now and make you explode."😂
He really thought he'd get away with it
bro thinks he slick 😂
@@Isaac_Johnson Its the definition of GOT EM
Bro thought he was off the hook 💀💀💀
i would never do that unless i have some crazy protective gear, as there is the strong possibility of self injury. if antman rly performed his infamous move against thanos there is a good chance he would also crush himself to death in the process
0:50 0ffendingEverybody should a stand-up comedian. I'm dying laughing on the floor to this
0:41 this rapid fire jokes segment was so fucking funny. Keep it up dude!
2:36 Billy never had it easy
I think I found someone with perfect sense of humor
Appreciate the support Syntomis. Got more bangers coming soon
Meanwhile superpowers based on time
This guy is that one outta pocket friend
Except they're NOT RACIST
All of the upsides and none of the downsides. Just wear some headphones when watching his videos
It's not humor. Just the truth.
Why is there a doge
I think this was the most genuine we have ever seen your political stance. Good thing it was so covered I had to use 2.4% more of my brain to find it.
nah he lives up to his name once i saw the 911 clip my jaw dropped bro is the goat
Bro just saw it and I was utterly shocked, it’s been over 2 decades and I wasn’t born for another 6 months and it’s still to soon
I think Magneto's powers (I know he's a villain but they're powers nonetheless) is a really good one. You can take the iron out of some persons blood as they turn into a sad raisin.
Theoretically you could also try controlling them using said iron
Magneto is busted when u think about it the earth is made of tons of metal even the magnetic field
Not a villain anymore. Also, you can pretty much do anything, because he can control the magnetic components of the air, allowing him to essentially have telekenisis
your out of pocket comments on shit is perfect dude, literally love your content. It's the best shit when your high as hell too.
Appreciate the support GrayMortal. Got more bangers coming soon
3:51 much pains of a marine biologist
I would custom paint the iron man suit into the american flag then turn jarvis' voice into duke nukem.
That would be magical PueblanApe
*du-dun-du-dun* if im the invincible iron man *du-dun-du-dun* then why can you see me?
@@AegisGaming99 Because invincible and invisible are different things.
r/whoosh@@Xerou
🤓@@Xerou
'Get em flipper' had me on the ground laughing
this dude has some freaking potential
I'm def going places Listenicouldcareless
@@0ffendingeverybody I can tell
GET EM FLIPPER...... O MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IKR
@AlexPl4yz hell naw 💀
Bruhh imagine Spiderman webbed up Kanye at the Holocaust museum 😮😮😮
It would be pretty sweet
@@0ffendingeverybodyit would be so awesome…. It would be so cool
Bro, that would be hilarious!
BREAKING NEWS KAYNE WEST FOUND IN AUSCHWITZ WHO TF DID HE GET TO POLAND OVERNIGHT NO ONE KNOWS!
Breaking news, spiderman is a jew
honestly, most of your reasoning of "being evil" is more good, if not, better than what most people would actually do
I've been watching your channel for a while and have been loving it so much, you talking about superheroes made my day tbh
Appreciate the support Bluey Editz. Got more bangers coming soon
@@0ffendingeverybody looking forward to see them fr
2:59 w reference
Not like us?
No. Little Nicky @@joefish.1112
Let's be honest, having superspeed will make anyone more of a pervert than having invisibility XD
Freezing time 😏
@@crazy_leonean now that allows anyone to do some corrupt shit... Specially teenagers 😂
How fast is superspeed ?
Because being as fast as the flash is suicide and you will die the moment you start running
@@crazy_leoneanYES YES YES YES YES!
@@laughingfest623 hehe boi
0:45 The Hulk is much smarter than people give him credit for.
As a memeber of the black community that black panther joke was fucking hilarious 💯😂😂
If I had superpowers like these, I wouldn't be a villain, but I'd definitely be a prick. The shit I could do with a Green Lantern ring would be unhinged.
Get ‘em flipper 😂😂😂
I have never seen someone with better humor in my life
Invisibility would be the best so many possibilities
It would be pretty sweet Yungdogo
Once more he spoke exactly what I had on my mind before I could even think it.
3:45 Wouldn't turn evil but do whatever I want, whatever...
3:34
Neuron activation 📈📈📈
im so amazed how someone's humor can be off the charts
Kid and fighter jet got me coughing up my tonsil stone 😭🙏🏼
If I had Superman's powers, I'd honestly be like Hancock
0:48 *LFMAAOOOO THAT KILLED ME*
I’ve found my new favorite channel 🔥🔥🔥 the hulk one had me crying laughing 🤣🤣
You gain something you lose something - hulk human form
Appreciate the support Jeremy. Got more bangers coming soon
@@0ffendingeverybody ok
Bruh me too 😂
0:50 this is comedy gold
He’s basically saying he’s gonna be a very extreme antihero
The 9/11 reference was devious 💀💀💀
I would love ant man powers. Imagine buying just a gram of weed and shrinking down to the size of an ant.
Thats a great point accnumlike. I wish I thought of that
@@0ffendingeverybody I got the idea from "The Boys" ua-cam.com/video/Om6rUMxP7Aw/v-deo.html
Love the idea of mind reading. Imagine being able to go through a suspect's memories and see if they're really guilty or not. No more wondering, you would know. What you did next would be with complete confidence.
You had me laughing since the start, I think the Bezos part.
Bruh imagine selling out MSG to an event thats just Bezos polishing your knob
Chaotic neutral. With Gojo you can troll politicians without consequences of getting shot.
Anyone else notice don’t starve shipwrecked volcano at 3:10??
Oh my god, That's definitely it.
Alternate title: being a superhero with intrusive thoughts
2:39"starman man waiting in the sky"
The 0:50 is just like
Seriously???
That is FAR beyond out of context. Didn’t expect to a real death before I’m about to go to sleep.
the only sensible person in the comments. since when did not wanting to watch a clip of a terrorist attack make anyone soft?
Thats some top tier Comedy right here, bro should win an award for this xd
Wayne's parents were like that. Bruce would just need to wear a bulletproof vest .
If I could be a superhero I would be ant man go inside a priest ear and just start saying fight the urge Paul 😂😂
PAuL You Dumb Panda quit it....its not cool
Most people with super powers will be more soldier boy than spiderman honestly
fun fact = the original hulk have 7 Phd
Bro forgot that with great power comes great responsibility ☠️
Why did I almost start drewling at 0:15. Like bitch I didn't know I would almost get on the spectrum of special from watching a vid at night(I know there are spelling mistakes but my country doesn't speak English and I'm too lazy to look it up)
I can relate to that cuz it happens sometimes
0:51 that caught me tf off Garud, but i love the dark humor, its why I'm still here
You just randomly popped up on the suggested watch, and I’m quite happy about it
Appreciate the support Gustavo. Got more bangers coming soon
bro, being captain america one would be able to break all of someone's bones with only one full force punch.
Imagine having the ability to duplicate things. Then you could duplicate a $100 bill continuously.
Think bigger 1000 dollar bills or some bi-
Dollar Bills have serial numbers on them. Gold, Platinum or URANIUM 235. Doesn't.
@@kirvis250so? I'd be cloning like hell
@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman And land in jail for being an idiot like feeding ATM dollar bills with matching serial numbers.
So clone Raw materials and prosper instead of being a dumb monkey reaching a banana through a fence, not realizing that the fence is 1 foot tall.
Inflation speed run
Bruhh "get him flipper" caught me off guard😂
if i had the flash powers every person in a 10 mile radius is gonna wonder why there ass hurts
Once every 6 days all of our asses hurt for some reason...
💀 Damn
Bro is already evil 💀
0:49 so disrespectful but so funny at the same time 😂
Truth Bro💀
"Get em flipper" 🤣🤣
Can you make a part 2? This is absolutely hilarious!!! Love your content!
2:20 Bruh the black panther joke is craazy💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
Let’s be real if superpowers exist everybody will try to rule the world💀💀💀
A 9/11 joke not even a minute in is WILD
1:31 My bisexual friend, well she has a crush on the actor of aqua man aka Jason momoa and yea about that HES OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER so who’s gonna tell her 💀💀💀
do you think I’m able to go to a birthday party pretending to be her favorite actor and leader to the closet? can i
I hate ur bc she is 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
The fact that the question was " how quickly would you turn evil" says a lot about this guy
1:40 "fun" fact: the speed at which dolphin sperm can travel will rapture your organs and kill you.
Edit: IF you somehow manage to let a dolphin come inside of you
hmmmm........thanks for the torture tip😁
Huh
@@christionward "GET HIM FLIPPER"
@@Mcguy605 NO NO IM SORRY!!!!
No I don’t think it will
I wouldn't start out as evil but you know the saying "absolute power corrupts absolutely"
You are growing pretty fast, good job my maaan! I love ur videos!
Appreciate the support kok0nat. Got more bangers coming soon
"Get 'em, Flipper."
Flipper: Hooo I'm been waiting for this.
If I had flash’s powers I’d probably take all the hot cheeto girls in my school, and place them in the orca exhibit at sea world
I'd use that power in gym class and carry my team In any sports
I'd 😏
@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 🤨
Professor X made a great comment in TAS from the 90s.
"This is what I feared the most. A powerful mutant driven completely mad by his own powers!"
In reference to Apocalypse when he emerged from the shadows. It is quite apt
As they say: Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I'll start as good guy but eventually the power will go to my head and I'll just go dark phoenix.
Maaan I’d love to have a superpower THE POSSIBILITIES😉
So many EVIL possibilities Kilo
That transition to 9/11 caught me lacking
0:57 BILLY NOOOOO
How funny is it that Steve is using these powers to be the coolest superhero ever instead of being evil
I’d love to have admin commands irl. All our problems would be solved if someone just said /kill all
Appreciate the support Rose. Got more bangers coming soon
Self cloning would be SO EVIL (like temporary hive mind clones”
You just clone yourself a couple thousand times then rush into a war in perfect synchronization
I would have the super power to snap my finger and wipe out the entire planet, we're too far gone
I def fell ya Cloux
id just snap the kardashians out and dip
I have time Manipulation
Super speed
Super strength
Ultra instinct
Yes I'm a full blooded Saiyan
And I'm 4D-7D
I listen to subliminals
@@CeoOfThe4thDimension4d-7d isn't a super power its the dimension your from
@@jenkathefridge3933 oh thanks
GET HIM FLIPPER😂😂
If I had the Flash's power and I was this guy I'd probably go back in time to make everything go my way, basically Flashpoint.
Hehe boi, i am very ambitious
@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
0:52 how the fuck do you get away with this shit 😂, comedy gold keep it up
So true lmao keep the great content up❤
Appreciate it again Bandu. Stay tuned for even wilder shiz
The "Ibambay" caught me off guard 😂
0:23 you can do that in GTA😏
Yet...
Really wish I had someone like you as a friend or cousin growing up. My sense of humor is like this.
i fcn love this channel, thank you youtube recommendations
Appreciate it Demure. Got more bangers coming soon
Did not see the 9/11 joke coming 😂😂
Im just not capable of doing bad things intentionally, i would do only good with any super powers (that dont turn me into a rage monster.)
😂"if"
Nah no evil
3:26 reminds me of that scene in the boys
*gen v
@user-vy5wr4ed9p no, I swear it's at the superhero party when the guy explodes
@@keysoblanco4371 are you talking about when soldier boy committed genocide at the herog@sm thing
Nevermind I know what you’re talking about. That scene gave me trauma.
I mean what are they gonna do? Stop me? Cause they certainly cant