Besides that weird thing about a black man doing something weird why did you name yourself offending everyone and as your name says what do elephant people you're losing money from that but your perspective from that
@@0ffendingeverybody *Knocks on his bicycle helmet like an ape and looks two different ways with his eyes like a fucking chameleon, then starts eating the pool noodle like he in a damn pie eating competition*
@@0ffendingeverybody I went to Kahuna Laguna a few years ago, and it was a similar experience, so many people brought their kids who were AFRAID OF HEIGHTS to one of the tallest slides. This kid balled his eyes out and held back the line forever
I got ripped off there. If you like diversity depending on what area of the park you were in a different culture occupied it. It was like a refugee camp but with water slides
I remember accidentally giving my gym teacher a concussion with a foam ball. I didn’t even do it on purpose. I kicked the ball in a random direction and it just so happened to hit him in the face. I also almost got messed up on the surfer simulator at Kalahari. I was getting ready to pop up onto the board, but the water was starting to get into my trunks and the next thing I knew my trunks were around my ankles, thankfully concealed by the foam from the water crashing into my johnson. I was able to quickly pull my trunks back up with one hand before anybody could notice or the machine would shut down. If I didn’t notice and spread my legs out to catch them, my trunks would have come off in front of about 20 parents and 40 kids
i once went to those inflatable aquaparks , and let me tell you , they did not get rid of the barnacles under those things. i still have a scar on my toe as a constant reminder that those things are sharp , and thats why pirates used them as a form of brutal execution , aka keelhauling.
Ouch, had the displeasure of climbing on rocks filled with barnacles once (got stung by jellyfish) there was also an obstacle course with like 100 of these inflatable obstacle courses after each other as an event once (on land but still), no one in our family made it to the end due to getting injured somewhere
I remember my first and only trip to Kalahari, it was great until that night where my friend caught a stomach bug that was going around up there and he was vomiting in intervals of 5 mins every 10 mins. Needless to say I forced him to go to the hospital for 2 hours while he got iv fluids and I looked at the time, it was 6:30am and checkout was at 9 and I was the only friend legally allowed to drive out of state. I asked the hotel staff if I could push my checkout back after all we’d experienced that night and they did, but not before charging me an extra $150 on top of my previous $900ish payment to stay there. Here’s the fun part they forgot to tell house keeping we delayed our checkout so house keeping kept harassing us every 30 mins until we left at 10:30am after I cussed them out because I’m tired and my friend threw up over his bed and floor last night. We stop to refuel and get him nausea meds the doctor prescribed and he forgets his wallet, so he’s panicking and I just spot him the cash and we go on our way. Everything is fine until we approach the bridge on the way back and I pull over and ask for a trash bag that we took from the hotel, yup I caught what he had and I forced our third friend to drive us back since fuck it we were 16 mins from the state anyway. Irrelevant to the story but we had dominos the previous night too and because of the lack of sleep and that sickness I can no longer stomach dominos without gaging.
Man, and I thought I had it bad, I knocked my two front teeth out clean at one of those enormous buildings that’s just an amalgamation of stuff you see at a children’s gym. I jumped over a bump knees up and knocked my teeth out clean, that shit wasn’t even wobbly yet. Absolute banger of a vid OffendingEverybody, keep up the bangers 🎉
I honestly agree. I was just at the Wilderness Resort in the Dells a couple weeks ago for my friend’s bday party, which is right next to Kalahari, and at the wave pool there were these big ass waves (probably more amusing than the Kalahari ones tbh) and one of them made me slam my foot on the hard floor and scrape my toes. There was mad blood everywhere. And that’s not even the worst thing that happened that day, cause on that same day, my friend broke his finger playing basketball in the water with another kid. Water parks can be hella fun, but man, you can NOT leave without getting some scars.
Yeah I was like Less? Noooo, noohohohohooooooo. Far more. 10,000 people per day in 1 giant toilet. I used to love wild waves and McDonald's playplaces, then I grew up and learned about germs.
Last time I went to a water park, saw some nice girls in a swimsuit I know I’ll never see again, and question why they aren’t letting me wear goggles on a waterslide that’s taller than a downtown building
Bro his videos are actually too funny. I spent literally 5 days binging all his old and newer vids working my way down and now I'M ALREADY HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER ONE!
i couldn't agree less. Legit my entire life i've been having nostalgia for this one waterpark in texas that i LOVE and have been waiting to go there again for a WHILE
Give me your best UA-cam Clickbait topics
Theme Parks be like
3am haunted house
Besides that weird thing about a black man doing something weird why did you name yourself offending everyone and as your name says what do elephant people you're losing money from that but your perspective from that
How to get rich
“OFFENDINGEVERYBODY CANCELLED!?!? NOT CLICKBAIT”
"talk about a black persons kryptonite" bro im black and this shit hilarious 😭😭
But in fairness there were a lot of fat white women there. So I could see why they'd be interested
@@0ffendingeverybody I'm crying laughing rn
@@0ffendingeverybodySTOP 😂😂😂
Nah keep them rolling like the fat women down the water slides 😂
I am black and that is true...
Hippity hoppity I've got a 5 million dollar lawsuit on your property - Average mom who sent her autistic son to the water park.
"Hey Billy look how tasty that pool noodle looks..."
@@0ffendingeverybody *Knocks on his bicycle helmet like an ape and looks two different ways with his eyes like a fucking chameleon, then starts eating the pool noodle like he in a damn pie eating competition*
@@0ffendingeverybody I went to Kahuna Laguna a few years ago, and it was a similar experience, so many people brought their kids who were AFRAID OF HEIGHTS to one of the tallest slides. This kid balled his eyes out and held back the line forever
Hippity hop pity your life is now my property
@@0ffendingeverybody bro this is the sh** that is keeping me alive
Now thinking about it, I’ve never left a water park without blood 💀
Sounds like Drake on prom night
@@0ffendingeverybody DAYUM
@@Eierkrauler420_ DAAAAAMMMM
@@0ffendingeverybodywhat💀
@@0ffendingeverybodyHOLY SH*T WHAT
Flirting at a water park is a dangerous game.
Yes
The women sounded like assholes
Ain't it risky regardless of where you are
3:01 you made a good choice and ur a goat. We need more heroes like Anakin Skywalker, William afton and you
William ain't no hero
@@mobilegamesteacher i don't think you understood my joke
Oh my fault. Now that I remember Anakin killed an entire village
@@mobilegamesteacher sure man, no problem, ur a good mar Arthur Morgan
We're thieves, in a world that don't want us no more.
someone didn't have fun at their waterpark party 💀
I was there and trust 98% of the things he said was TRUE
@@scoobydoo3888Im 99% sure i worked at the exact one he went to. Its hell.
Based on these replies it seems like it was just that specific waterpark that was shit
@Tyx1dagreed lol
"everyone loves to get wet" is the single best opening you could have done for this video
I think long and hard about these
@@0ffendingeverybody he best moment is when the idea burts out
@@0ffendingeverybody fair enough, how long and hard do you think about choosing corn catagories because thats a good video idea
Do you think hard or are you hard thinking about these?@@0ffendingeverybody
@@0ffendingeverybodyyou know what else is long and hard?
Bro just spawned out of nowhere and dropped the best content
3,8k likes? Mom your son is famous
Content
@@DrawingRPG sorry for the miss spell
Fr. I laughed every video I watch from him
Agreed
Offending everybody?
Sounds like a skill issue
Hahahaha was thinking the same. How tf you get hurt standing up? What? He superman flying out of the pool? Hahahaha
yoru going to the diddy party, both of you.
Lol
@@doot_thegreencrayon1081what-
real.
Honest I love watching ya right before my shift at Amazon. Makes me laugh and gives me a good smile before working away.
not even 2 seconds in and we've got something dark, good job bro lmao
Always lettin peeps know what there getting in for
@@0ffendingeverybodywrong use of there geek
@@JNerd4468 why does it matter
@@carlwheezer9868he did it to offend someone lmao
@@Myth1k4508 I don’t think he was
"feet first, we're fine. head first, and oh f*ck my spine!"
1:05
Thats also my montra for foreplay
@@0ffendingeverybody wtf is montra? (This is actualy my first time hearing that word, also im 19)
@@Aryoz3DStudiosI think he meant mantra, which is repeating a sentence or some words to manifest it or something
@@danikovessi3309 fair enough
3:49 That caught me off guard lmao
1:21 *H E L P M E C H I L D!*
As a lifeguard, I could not agree more. Waterparks suck.
As a old lifeguard I can confirm
@@the_nightmare69 You get the pain.
@@modzflare8683 yes very much
Being a lifeguard sucks
@@Joeyswrld895 The job certainly has its ups and downs.
You forgot the lazy river where you would get absolutely SLAMMED by some big 500 pounds black dude when you where 10
kinky
@LowSBlow Bet
@LowSBlow900 thousand people will get robbed
@@Fatherwenttogetthemilk the booty bandit
Big D Randy? @@Random-user22
I got ripped off there. If you like diversity depending on what area of the park you were in a different culture occupied it. It was like a refugee camp but with water slides
A refugee camp with water slides is a great way to put it
Cartmans "Minorities at my waterpark" song comes to mind.
Ok now i know i wont go there 😂
LMFAO @ REFUGEE CAMP WITH WATER SLIDES!!!
Yea
"The worst she can say is no."
Her: 3:33
2:02 “mother of *T*TS*” has got me rolling 😂😂😂
1:02 Very true, head first is like visiting a chiropractor. Only diference Is that chiropractor doesn't try to drown you afterwards.
Oh he does. It's to avoid the malpractice lawsuit.
1:42 “w
r
o
n
g”
i’m not wrong
the o gets turned into “you are” in “wrong”
what is this magic.
I remember accidentally giving my gym teacher a concussion with a foam ball. I didn’t even do it on purpose. I kicked the ball in a random direction and it just so happened to hit him in the face.
I also almost got messed up on the surfer simulator at Kalahari. I was getting ready to pop up onto the board, but the water was starting to get into my trunks and the next thing I knew my trunks were around my ankles, thankfully concealed by the foam from the water crashing into my johnson. I was able to quickly pull my trunks back up with one hand before anybody could notice or the machine would shut down.
If I didn’t notice and spread my legs out to catch them, my trunks would have come off in front of about 20 parents and 40 kids
Sounds like a party at Diddys house
Bro is a damn sniper 💀
@Dannywinsatlifesoft head, like a baby
4:05 I agree with you skateboarding is harder than a teenager in the morning
True…
And way harder than Drake when he sees a teenager
@@AcedUpYTyou mean in front of the kindergarten
Nah more like window shopping
@@AcedUpYThow to not be funny
2:35 THATS ACTUALLY WILD
Oh man time for my daily black humour dosis
i once went to those inflatable aquaparks , and let me tell you , they did not get rid of the barnacles under those things.
i still have a scar on my toe as a constant reminder that those things are sharp , and thats why pirates used them as a form of brutal execution , aka keelhauling.
I live about 5 min away from one and of course they had to put it on the dirtiest lake possible. theres always so much seaweed
Ouch, had the displeasure of climbing on rocks filled with barnacles once (got stung by jellyfish) there was also an obstacle course with like 100 of these inflatable obstacle courses after each other as an event once (on land but still), no one in our family made it to the end due to getting injured somewhere
1:08 "Playing Goldfish" is crazy, R.I.P. Guppy.
I remember my first and only trip to Kalahari, it was great until that night where my friend caught a stomach bug that was going around up there and he was vomiting in intervals of 5 mins every 10 mins. Needless to say I forced him to go to the hospital for 2 hours while he got iv fluids and I looked at the time, it was 6:30am and checkout was at 9 and I was the only friend legally allowed to drive out of state. I asked the hotel staff if I could push my checkout back after all we’d experienced that night and they did, but not before charging me an extra $150 on top of my previous $900ish payment to stay there. Here’s the fun part they forgot to tell house keeping we delayed our checkout so house keeping kept harassing us every 30 mins until we left at 10:30am after I cussed them out because I’m tired and my friend threw up over his bed and floor last night. We stop to refuel and get him nausea meds the doctor prescribed and he forgets his wallet, so he’s panicking and I just spot him the cash and we go on our way. Everything is fine until we approach the bridge on the way back and I pull over and ask for a trash bag that we took from the hotel, yup I caught what he had and I forced our third friend to drive us back since fuck it we were 16 mins from the state anyway. Irrelevant to the story but we had dominos the previous night too and because of the lack of sleep and that sickness I can no longer stomach dominos without gaging.
at this point no matter how busy i am, I see this guy and i click like my life depends on it
You know its gonna be a banger on this channel
in a way, *it does*
I love what this guy and his editors make every 1-3 weeks, it's amazing.
2:42 "what did you learn" LMAO
Kid thought he was a pussy, until he found out "what goes around always comes around."
As a child, i can say children are the worst part of waterparks.
The ground of the pools coming up outta nowhere is relatable but I've never gotten hurt on a slide or anythin before
Man, and I thought I had it bad, I knocked my two front teeth out clean at one of those enormous buildings that’s just an amalgamation of stuff you see at a children’s gym. I jumped over a bump knees up and knocked my teeth out clean, that shit wasn’t even wobbly yet. Absolute banger of a vid OffendingEverybody, keep up the bangers 🎉
3:26 has to be the best part
"Time to make this kitty purr" 💀
I honestly agree. I was just at the Wilderness Resort in the Dells a couple weeks ago for my friend’s bday party, which is right next to Kalahari, and at the wave pool there were these big ass waves (probably more amusing than the Kalahari ones tbh) and one of them made me slam my foot on the hard floor and scrape my toes. There was mad blood everywhere. And that’s not even the worst thing that happened that day, cause on that same day, my friend broke his finger playing basketball in the water with another kid. Water parks can be hella fun, but man, you can NOT leave without getting some scars.
Try the wave pool at Mt. Olympus. Like 10 ft tall waves
Fuck… I’ve gotten like scrapes here and there but breaking a finger? Hell nah
3:26 caught me off guard
It looks like the girl has the "Johnson."
This animation is more smoother than the water in the park you went to.💀
2:12 being with you cousin only with less piss. Joke of the day😂
“It’s like the bus but wet.”
-Stanley Pines on public pools
2:12 ''being in a bathtub with your autistic cousin... only with less piss'' got me dying 💀
Yes im autistic too-
Yeah I was like Less? Noooo, noohohohohooooooo. Far more. 10,000 people per day in 1 giant toilet. I used to love wild waves and McDonald's playplaces, then I grew up and learned about germs.
Also, on those slides like ”the pooper” i somehow always manage to hit my head really hard while entering the ”bowl” itself.
0:19 That IS a skill issue 💀
2:24 NOOOOOO BLIY
Bro, you make the funniest content ever 😂😂☠️
4:57 i did 👍 (YIPPPEE)
I love how calm he sounded when he said, "Oh fuck." but them he screams "MY SPINE!"
Skill issues
GET OUT!
why are you trying to talk shit? @0w0i
1:12 one time I standing up on the slide and I was like " what am I gonna do?" as I was freaked up
Last time I went to a water park, saw some nice girls in a swimsuit I know I’ll never see again, and question why they aren’t letting me wear goggles on a waterslide that’s taller than a downtown building
I’m allowed
Your videos are so good i want to save them for special ocations when i have snacks but at the same time i want to watch it immidetly 💀
the strays approach so fast its like im in the hood bru😭
Bro that is so accurate. I just went there and this matches it so much. The Trap slide is exactly how he talked about it
Every story seems to end with this guy giving back the energy he receives. I love it!!!!
1:14 too damn accurate
That’s what she said 0:01
Wtf
💀
Facts
Thats the joke 🤦🏽
No shit sherlock
This is what i called an uncensored show
The cursing is censored
@@spinechiller567Sadly 😔
Bro his videos are actually too funny. I spent literally 5 days binging all his old and newer vids working my way down and now I'M ALREADY HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER ONE!
The grotto conversation killed me 😂
i couldn't agree less. Legit my entire life i've been having nostalgia for this one waterpark in texas that i LOVE and have been waiting to go there again for a WHILE
1:19 help me child is funny
You should also never go to sky zone. I sprained my ankle on the trampoline, do that once and suddenly the entire goddamn building is off limits.
😂😂😂the "kai cenat"
What an adorable lil boy
why does this translate into just 3 crying face emojis
Bro wakes up everyday on demon timing🔥🔥😭😭 gotta love this dudes content
i love this guy because he can take a normal topic and make it sound a lot worse really fast
3:10 nahhhh 💀
Offending everybody:how much damage could I have possibly done, the kid:(laying dead
In a pool with a broken skull
By far worst thing about water park injuries is that YOUR WET DURING THEM
"If Rhianna learned that lesson so can he" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying lmaooo
Bro had a water park skill issue 💀
Fr
0:57 Why not call the royal flush
Amazing name.
@@rex6353I know
The water park near me has some of those and that's legit it's name
Awsome@@clintonschoonover5646
Nice vids as always 💪🏻
2:22 is funny
Probably the most relatable video ever🔥 but yet again the fact that its so relatable is making me depressed🔥
“That’s my brother you hit!”
“Maybe you should play better defense”
I am on the FLOOR rn
0:43 ITS A TRAP!
get this man a therapist
0:08 Way to get my attention right off the bat (Neuron activation 🐵🧠)
What did he say?
@@Gask3944 jailbait teens
Someone had a bit of water in his eyes 💀🙏
I've never laughed so hard un my life, the slamming shins part was hilarious
1:22 HELP ME CHILD
*H E L P M E C H I L D*
You done it u officially offended me good job
1:34 problem?
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
A huge one
I heard bro almos drowned while he was without gogles on rain last time
“Because I want to RKO myself what do you think” is one of your best lines
Glad you caught that. I said it so quick I thought it just slipped by
I peed in a water park out of spite
Did u move to Wisconsin?
Can't wait for kai cenat to react to this
Feel free to tag that lil boy
Ngl bro lived the whole red flags video and what sold me was the outtro to subscribe hot me rolling and I subed right away.
The family guy of youtube. Absolutely absurd. Love it.
Bro cannot physically get cancelled
honestly it sounds like just the waterpark u went to was shit lol
Right, last one I went to was awesome and no one was hurt.
I hate when that happens 1:56
Bro I love your content so much it’s like a drug my body needs, btw not in a weird way, big fan from Greece 🇬🇷
Right before the vid started a water park ad played 😂😂
1:42 wrong
0:42 ITS A TRAP
0:30 at mine you can wear goggles but that’s not what I don’t like about it
What don't u like about it then.
I really love your videos, bro. My life is kinda similar, but younger. Way younger. But, I freaking love your videos.
omfg this beautyful man actually uploaded something!