The worst type of kids are the Behind the Bleachers Beckys are them Hoes that are being ran through by the whole basketball team, soccer team, football team, the popular kids, and the Gym teacher
I loved Highschool because of it, teachers gave me free reign because I was always respectful, participated and finished my work early. Got to watch movies while I worked, always slept through science and somehow maintained a 4.0 the whole time. Highschool was a breeze but college is destroying me, got a full scholarship and trying my hardest not to mess it up😂
i triple dog dare u oh yh if u even can lets see u do the impossible and roast ryan renolds also lets make a cult about him that sounds natural yh @@0ffendingeverybody
"Remember: they're not beating up for being gay, they're just trying to beat the gay out of themselves." one of the most wise quotes I have heard yet today
@@0ffendingeverybodybro you got all the reacters around your finger dude. BlueRyai, TommyNFG, YXL Salah etc etc. But fr tho, you’re honestly the most funny (and most artistic) stickman type youtuber I’ve ever seen. Keep being original instead of those dudes who just speak about drugs and weed
I think the black guy archetype fits me best. Except I wasn’t black in an all-white school, I was an Eastern European migrant in an all-German school. I swear, for a while I was the only reason my school could call itself “multicultural”
Yoooooo 4:10 That's a fact, but think about all of those push-ups and punishments times. I'm just looking at the teacher with the look of "I swear I'll do it again b---"
After finding your channel, I watched some of your older videos. Your jokes have gotten way more diverse and you have put a shit ton more effort into the visuals from then to now, and this video (and the last one you posted) are great examples. Keep going dude, these videos are fucking hilarious.
Yeah as someone who was cool with everyone and close to no one, I can tell you its a mixed bag of results. Navigating high school felt much easier to just run on autopilot but you get depressed when you realize you don't have any actual friends, just a massive amount of acquaintances and girls that you missed out on because you're too dense to pick up on when they flirted with you. Be sure to have a hobby outside the school where you have genuine friends and just treat school like its the workplace you'll later go to as an adult.
It’s funny there were references to Butters and Token in this episode cuz the satire in these vids all have a very “South Park” approach. 👍🏾 Ngl, I’m all for it!😂👌🏾
mate your growth has genuinely been staggering, i started watching your videos about a month ago, you were at 20k subscribes, now your at nearly 250. the growth is insane and really well deserved, keep it up!
Hey Mr offendingeverybody! I would like to thank you for the pig idea at 5:56. I released 5 raccoon into my school and named the last one 7, now the whole school got shutdown! I would like to credit your idea when police investigate me, Thank you.
@@3x3x3x3thegoat tHAt doesn’t remind me of the hour I boated across the Sahara and screwed padme, then bit my best friends arm of until he told me where to find Taj Mahal
This is what makes your content unique from all the other stickman channels, the absolute no holding back honest type of shit hilarious humour. Please actually make more content, this shit is entertaining af.
I've watched your channel grow since the beginning, and just like an Arab immigrant, you blew up out of nowhere! I can't believe it's only been 9 months, and you already have 200k subscribers. I hope the videos will never stop coming, you are the wittiest UA-camr I've ever watched, and every video makes me laugh.
Hey man, I love your videos. Despite me not being OG your videos just get me up, you're too real and you rant about what I think about sometimes. I love your yapping, you make me chuckle. I appreciate you man
5:40 I have rich parents but I try my best not to act like this kid, it sucks always thinking that people will judge you just for what your parents do for a living.
Y'see in England most guys are either Artsy, Loner+tech support and half are bullied, or a mix between Gym Rats+Pranksters+Class Clowns+ghosts+screwups+bullies.
Oh damnit, you got me with The Smart Kid one 😅. Luckily I didn’t fall into a deep depression and joined a Steamfitters Union and have been doing pretty good. But yes, I could have gone much further if I didn’t squander. Steamfitter is awesome but Lawyer would’ve probably been better pay
@@Alexplayssgames well, if you never struggled with depression be thankful bro, I was not this blessed. But the comment itself was just a light joke with my (and many) reality, so chill
I have a good relationship with Special Ed pupils. One had a badass grandma who would let us both have ice cream and he be chill when his outside class tho
knew a ghetto girl in school, she had the BLUEST, i mean, BLUEST hair you've ever seen. She gave bjs in the bathroom for 3 bucks per suck, and she apparently was a schizo and had a meltdown over ed sheeran talking to her during class, she was sent home and we never saw her again, anyways, another banger video as always! you never dissapoint!
Man, being the one who is cool with all but close to none is more pain than you can even comprehend. It’s like your parent saying “oh you want this Xbox? Well too bad!” And chucking it out the window.
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ok alr
The worst type of kids are the Behind the Bleachers Beckys are them Hoes that are being ran through by the whole basketball team, soccer team, football team, the popular kids, and the Gym teacher
Okey
Can I watch it for free
Stick figure porn
Jschlatt doesn’t ask twice…
First reply
I’m sthoopid because frist
So he asks three times?
😟
Nahh
Bro i read this while he was saying it lmao
Watching this in high-school. The pain of being forced to learn Adobe is a scar I will have forever
You'll never forget it to. If anything it'll get worse slenderman
Slenderman real (j)
Being taught how to use Adobe in school sounds like the most useful thing you could be taught in school.
Real slender man1!1!1!1! 1:31
Our school taught us photoshop using the old version
I love how some of these are hardly even insults and others are actual psychological searches and observations of one’s identity
I was the loner kid. I went through school without any major beef and a single solid friend. Legit 10/10 school experience, wouldnt change a thing.
Im touch ur beef jerky❤
@kristapspurins5199 wtf Is wrong with you? 💀💀💀
@@kristapspurins5199what do you mean by beef jerky🤨
You did the right thing skye
I loved Highschool because of it, teachers gave me free reign because I was always respectful, participated and finished my work early. Got to watch movies while I worked, always slept through science and somehow maintained a 4.0 the whole time. Highschool was a breeze but college is destroying me, got a full scholarship and trying my hardest not to mess it up😂
As a Chandler and Friends fan, I needed that Matthew Perry joke. Laughter IS the best medicine. Thank you. ❤
If theres anybody else you love that you want me to roast, just let me know
i triple dog dare u oh yh if u even can lets see u do the impossible and roast ryan renolds also lets make a cult about him that sounds natural yh
@@0ffendingeverybody
@@0ffendingeverybody for the love of everything do something on Ryan Reynolds green lantern.
Stephen hawking
Too soon
"Like Muslims on 9/11 you get to pretend to be sad, but your really just fighting the urge to giggle" 💀💀💀
Actually it is an inside job with the help of the "Saudis" which you had bromance with stop saying the whole Muslim world was happy. 😮💨
Thats true
@@mruss2646 most of the victims were Muslims but I can smell both y'all's disdain for us
@@GoharAziz-d1h what
Bro im a Muslim and i hold the urge to laugh
2:25 unironically, kids have killed themselves in Japan because they brought dishonor to their family so they commit seppuku.
Life be rough in some of those squinty countries
@@0ffendingeverybodylimited FOV = percieved less fall damage
You sure it wasn't commiting sudoku?
these reply's go crazy 😂
@@tempy2440sudoku the game?
Which Topic Should I Roast Next? Upvote your favorite
part 2 of asking for cars and their stereotypical owners
Type of parents
Smashing Kids 😊
Worst things about being a kid
Type of college
most replayed part is crazy 💀
Fr
It won’t let me see it what’s the time stamp
@@madjaster96205:31
@@madjaster9620lmfaoooo its here 5:23
@@madjaster96205:31
"Remember: they're not beating up for being gay, they're just trying to beat the gay out of themselves." one of the most wise quotes I have heard yet today
Lettin peeps know the true reason
What reason?👀
A dude at my school harassed a lesbian to date him and then it came out that the same man f*cked his male best friend when he was drunk
not even halfway done and im on the verge of tears just by how funny this is, algorithm so BS against good content like this tho
Glad you enjoyed homie, but haven't you seen..I've been flicking dat Good spot of the algorithm recently
@@0ffendingeverybodybro you got all the reacters around your finger dude. BlueRyai, TommyNFG, YXL Salah etc etc. But fr tho, you’re honestly the most funny (and most artistic) stickman type youtuber I’ve ever seen. Keep being original instead of those dudes who just speak about drugs and weed
This guy actually responds to all his comments, respect.
It's my first vid in reccomended
@@0ffendingeverybody "grab the youtube algorithm by the lip and yank it as hard as you can." -mahutma ghandi
We need more people like this, people who dont care if they piss people off, just care about making good content that will give people a good laugh
I think the black guy archetype fits me best. Except I wasn’t black in an all-white school, I was an Eastern European migrant in an all-German school. I swear, for a while I was the only reason my school could call itself “multicultural”
Lmao
Nahh 😭😭
Your probably the only reason they maintained funding
@@0ffendingeverybody💀💀💀
we met
I hope this channel continues to blow up, UA-cam really needs more people like you who are not afraid to piss off literally everybody.
Exactly
Most peeps don't wanna piss off there corporate daddy
@@0ffendingeverybody
Lol
@@0ffendingeverybody UNLIMITED PISSED OFF PEOPLE ON TWITTER
AND UNLIMITED FUNNY
@@0ffendingeverybody I love how you make fun of literally everyone but UA-cam cancels people for saying :
Gay is being gay
Yoooooo 4:10 That's a fact, but think about all of those push-ups and punishments times. I'm just looking at the teacher with the look of "I swear I'll do it again b---"
the matthew perry joke had me screaming YOOOOO 😭😭😭
like yooo 😭
Looks like he won't be there for you...
I was drowning in laughter
I literally dropped my fork 😅
It’s to soon 😂😂
After finding your channel, I watched some of your older videos. Your jokes have gotten way more diverse and you have put a shit ton more effort into the visuals from then to now, and this video (and the last one you posted) are great examples. Keep going dude, these videos are fucking hilarious.
fr this guy is grate
Glad you enjoyed strange. Stay tuned for some real horrible shtuff comin soon
Knockoff royal pear@@0ffendingeverybody
First one was crazy💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
Ngl man with all the videos he makes, he doesn’t care about UA-cam moderation. He’s just posting what he wants. What a legend.
3:23 Something like this actually happened at my school. He didn't die but was incredibly humbled after the fact.
Life comes at you fast sometimes Expandedsky
That car came at him fast too
6:54 na bro that’s my school,s team WHOLE TEAM 💀
Tickle Tickle
@@0ffendingeverybodyWHATT
At 3:14 of this video the background of this high school brought back some good memories of “High School Musical 1,2 and 3” from Disney in 2000s
The Friends joke had me dying💀 (just like Matthew Perry)
I was drowning in laughter...just like Matthew Perry
@0ffendingeverybody I was dying of laughter...just like Matthew perry
I didn't get it
Not funny
@@thenuggetofcheeseToo bad noone gives a shit - uncle iroh
Yeah as someone who was cool with everyone and close to no one, I can tell you its a mixed bag of results.
Navigating high school felt much easier to just run on autopilot but you get depressed when you realize you don't have any actual friends, just a massive amount of acquaintances and girls that you missed out on because you're too dense to pick up on when they flirted with you.
Be sure to have a hobby outside the school where you have genuine friends and just treat school like its the workplace you'll later go to as an adult.
I'm in highschool rn and I feel you like I'm cool with damn near every one but no real friends
friend zoned by friends is insane
Real af
0:04 I have a theory. Do they explode when you pull their earrings out?
No it tears off their ear .
@@ryanbhan2708 Then they explode.
@@Buzzbot- Sooo they're like grenades? Cool :D
@@death_itself4509 Yes.
Ohh, because they're black and they have a giant ring in their ear. Funni.
0:14 starting off wild 💀
I LOVE this guy, all his videos are purely transparent and it’s so refreshing
Appreciate it eckyboi. Got more bangers coming soon
I’m 100% the damn loner kid. Close with the most popular kids in school but barely anybody else knows me 😂
'YOU'RE LUCKY TO EVEN BE IN A ROOM WITH THEM YOU TALENTLESS MONKEY' -OE.
Poetic. Nearly brings a tear to my eye every time he preaches.
They know it to be true onistocrat
Sensational
@@0ffendingeverybodyI don’t get the part with the military kid seems like he’s doing a good job
If he's old enough to graduate, he's old enough to die for his country 🇺🇸
4:15 don’t thank me you guys it’s truly my pleasure
There laughter is there thanks
im the quiet kid
@@0ffendingeverybody NO WAY!!!💀
Tbh, I was both the suicidal and clown. Now I'm just suicidal.
It’s funny there were references to Butters and Token in this episode cuz the satire in these vids all have a very “South Park” approach. 👍🏾
Ngl, I’m all for it!😂👌🏾
For real, even "The Ghost" was the original inspiration for Kenny.
5:14 As the token black kid this deeply offended me... my mom worked at dennys
Now you know why his name is offending everybody
mate your growth has genuinely been staggering, i started watching your videos about a month ago, you were at 20k subscribes, now your at nearly 250. the growth is insane and really well deserved, keep it up!
fr
i was checking his subscribers like a week ago and he had like 190k and now he has 246k
Wait what where those 230K subs came from??? 💀💀💀💀💀
Fr
I pumped out some bangers and the Algo dumped me some views
1:45 i like how it just says "arm recruit" instead of army recruit
You are the one of the only youtubers with the balls to post offensive (but very very true) facts. Keep it up!
Corporate overlords won't buy me user
@@0ffendingeverybody thats crazy bro, they should do it you're actually funny
Except I was in special ed and I don't act like that lol 🤣🤣 those are kids with down syndrome
@@0ffendingeverybodyare dolphins the horniest animal
7:33 12 days and you couldn't let the man rest for two more. That's wild💀💀
Minute one I said to myself hmmm...what kind of joke can I make
@@0ffendingeverybodyAnd I gotta say you thought really well😂😂
I don’t get it
@@thesaint4692I DO NOW 💀
@@potatoman3219 At least you got it man😂😂
7:34 RIP Matthew Perry.
Who?
@@JohnMarston-l1j he played Chandler Bing on the tv show Friends.
@CharlieSpringHeartstopper chandler died? >:
@@JohnMarston-l1j yes. Drug overdose.
@@JohnMarston-l1j I guess you can say, this DROWNS my heart
(No offense)
7:00 Sure it is, it’s called a 5 on 2
0:56 that rhyme goes hard 🔥🔥🔥
Come on John.. you know you wanna…
I love how u are 100% with ur vids and don't hold back
Thank you for bringing this kind of humor back. Haven't had a laugh at these kinds of jokes since like 2013
You got it brobi. Stay tuned for more bangers
Hey Mr offendingeverybody!
I would like to thank you for the pig idea at 5:56.
I released 5 raccoon into my school and named the last one 7, now the whole school got shutdown!
I would like to credit your idea when police investigate me,
Thank you.
Bro that jackhammer "learning" was wild yo😂😂😂😂😂
“Tracy’s pregnant. Does that make this a 2 on 1?”… never laughed so hard iml all year 😭😭😭😭
lolol im real proud of that one alvin
Anytime this man uploads it's like a time bomb and we're all here for it!!
Back when you were allowed to be funny on youtube aaronta
5:48 IS THAT A FOSTERS HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS REFERENCE?
4:40 you know what’s worse than mental warfare? Nuclear.
Fr I ate 5 homeless people cuz I thought they were watermelons
@@3x3x3x3thegoat tHAt doesn’t remind me of the hour I boated across the Sahara and screwed padme, then bit my best friends arm of until he told me where to find Taj Mahal
@@3x3x3x3thegoatsame
I don't want to set the world on fire 🎶
But what amount emotional warfare?
6:46 lmao, honored to have my highschool featured in the background
Im in middle school, im already a cult kid
Started a cult to the Flyng Spaghetti Monster, it took hold, and now i have some loyal worshippers
RIP THE RACE VIDEO
Why tho?
@@culy8720 it got taken down, but there are still videos of people reacting to it if u want to see it
ITS BACK!!!
Bro this guy is actually funny 😭
Only produce bangers on this channel Palestine
@@0ffendingeverybody damn I forgot my name is p*****stine, your succeeding 👍👌
I had a tiny mustache, AND bacne in middle school 😭😭😭😭
5:57 is diabolical
Just throwin out good ideas
@@0ffendingeverybodythx for the idea
I swear by brother actually did that at his old school swear
6:06 for some reason rizz is now an actual word in the dictionary.
This video is so offensive. Love it, glad to know there's still people who aren't scared
This is what makes your content unique from all the other stickman channels, the absolute no holding back honest type of shit hilarious humour.
Please actually make more content, this shit is entertaining af.
Being different always helps in the entertainment field immortal. Stay tuned for more bangers
Ikr
3:59 nah💀
Whoopsie
Whoopsie
Whoopsie
Whoopsie
Whoopsie
bro this man, no not a man but a goat had me crying in the first 50 seconds
this is the only man who makes a joke, delivers a punchline and is funny
thank you for giving me a sense of hinged unhinged laughs
3:30 a dude jumped in front of a car using his backpack to take the brunt of the hit he went through the windshield
The drink driving kid was to accurate 😅😅😅😅😅😅
It's always a good day when he uploads the best content
Fr
The new “can we appreciate how he always brings us high quality content” comment lol
Nothing but bangers on this channel Jed
@@0ffendingeverybody my name is not Jed btw
1:37 this is the saddest joke
I feel called out.... and yeah, those tests were easy, and yeah, ignorance IS bliss.. lol
GIVE ME MORE OF THIS GUY
This is like return to the past when world wasnt so soft like it is nowadays
I'm not afraid to go hard in the paint amainacc
lmao the friends joke was insane 💀
I go hard in the paint danger
I was the class clown and the screw up, and the loner.
I love these videos. They have made my day much better.
I've watched your channel grow since the beginning, and just like an Arab immigrant, you blew up out of nowhere! I can't believe it's only been 9 months, and you already have 200k subscribers. I hope the videos will never stop coming, you are the wittiest UA-camr I've ever watched, and every video makes me laugh.
I've been finga bangin that algo jayden
As a class clown I can confirm making people’s day is the best part even after I go home and feel like shit
5:09 I was both the class clown and the token black kid…
Hard work but, it was worth it
The worst type of kid in high school is the one that will put other people don’t just to make themselves look better 100%
How did I forget about the Fake kids SMYTP? Using people as tools to enrich their own lives
@@0ffendingeverybodyidk man guess you got another for part 3? 🤔
5:30 💀💀💀
AYO!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀
It’s the most replayed to
@@Iamhungry794 after 8 months you remind me of this again 💀
@@Levguy140😀💀
Hey man, I love your videos. Despite me not being OG your videos just get me up, you're too real and you rant about what I think about sometimes. I love your yapping, you make me chuckle.
I appreciate you man
5:40 I have rich parents but I try my best not to act like this kid, it sucks always thinking that people will judge you just for what your parents do for a living.
4:10 aw shucks you’re making me blush
I love how he got progressively more pissed off when he was talking about the class clown 😂
I hate how his video on best race stats got taken down for violating UA-cam's policy on “hate speech.“
Clear and obvious 1st amendment violation
6:32 😂 2v1 wtf that is dark 🌚
Y'see in England most guys are either Artsy, Loner+tech support and half are bullied, or a mix between Gym Rats+Pranksters+Class Clowns+ghosts+screwups+bullies.
Man I just LOVE this guy's content, he always be speaking facts.
0:49 Jschlatt a victim😭
Oh damnit, you got me with The Smart Kid one 😅. Luckily I didn’t fall into a deep depression and joined a Steamfitters Union and have been doing pretty good. But yes, I could have gone much further if I didn’t squander.
Steamfitter is awesome but Lawyer would’ve probably been better pay
that matthew perry joke came out of nowhere
Kinda like his death...
You know what else comes out of nowhere?
Your mother's mouth.
7:28 nahhhhh 💀
I was hated by everyone, but I was also the fix it guy when anyone had an issue that needed to fixed 😂
6:22 the depression came at 19 actually 😢
Sounds like some R/im14andthisisdeep post💀💀
@@Alexplayssgames well, if you never struggled with depression be thankful bro, I was not this blessed. But the comment itself was just a light joke with my (and many) reality, so chill
@@viniciusdamasceno662 bro I just noticed that I’m hella dumb💀💀💀
@@Alexplayssgames nah relax😂 it happens, all good man
Same
No shit. The pig prank is an all time classic 😂
Olde but a goodie brezel
I have a good relationship with Special Ed pupils. One had a badass grandma who would let us both have ice cream and he be chill when his outside class tho
7:32
That just ended me 💀💀💀
But not as daaad as Mat Perry
Brooo 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
@@0ffendingeverybodyThis is why I subscribed to you
Bro💀
As a artsy kid myself, I now developed insomnia due to working too much on my art.
1:21 there’s a pork chop at my school and his last name is so similar to burgers that his nickname has become “burgerman” 💀
knew a ghetto girl in school, she had the BLUEST, i mean, BLUEST hair you've ever seen. She gave bjs in the bathroom for 3 bucks per suck, and she apparently was a schizo and had a meltdown over ed sheeran talking to her during class, she was sent home and we never saw her again, anyways, another banger video as always! you never dissapoint!
7 likes and no reply, let me fix that
3 Bucks thats at steal. Imagine gettin a $50 from your racist aunt bein like I'm gettin fed today
$3 per bj is WAY TOO LOW
I lost my virginity in a bathroom at 13, glad to know I ain't the only one
Wonder what I’d get for 20$
3:50 🤣🤣🤣
I’m going to hell at laughing at this
This is funny 😂😂
Now you know why his name is offending everybody
One of these kids said smash to a female teacher during a school assembly
3:40 I was literally biting my toungue when you said that 💀
The special Ed one had me dying 😂😂😂
DEM HORSE NOISES DILL...ahhh I was dying to when I thought of that
Ngl, I dont really find them funny.
4:45 THAT IS 70% OF MY FUCKING CLASSROOM
Internets favorite term
Ong i feel a little called out about that smart kid falling into a deep depression but you're absolutely right ignorance is bliss.
The Friends joke was top tier 😂
I go hard in the paint cody
2:40 you just described my first crush
Man, being the one who is cool with all but close to none is more pain than you can even comprehend. It’s like your parent saying “oh you want this Xbox? Well too bad!” And chucking it out the window.