I got kicked out of my school library for saying this genius idea: we use the homeless as guinea pigs (like you said) but on a different level. We put them in giant hamster wheels and force them to run for crack. The wheel is connected to a generator to make electricity. The librarian was furious.
Bro you’re not gonna believe me but I’m watching this over my cars Bluetooth and the homeless bit came up right as soon as I pull up to a stoplight with a homeless person… the side eye was crazy 😂😂😂
No, how dare you try to tell me I have to know stuff to be angry about you dabbling in said stuff. What's next? I should have to understand what platforms my politicians stand for?! F that, vote blue no matter who and do not appropriate bipoc cultures.
I’ve been out as nonbinary for 6 years and I love your take on trans people needing to chill tf out. You are totally right there is a double standard and we need to normalize equality in speech
I discovered this masterpiece of a channel just over a week ago. I think I’ve watched all your vids and I must say my eyes have been opened. I have learnt many things some are helpful some have left me scarred.
"my dad used to beat me every time the microwave went off. Now i have a panic attack every time I smell a hot pocket" i cant breathe this is hilarious 😂😂😂
6:30 Technically you can be paralyzed twice. If you start out paralyzed from the Waist down, you could still get into an accident and upgraded to paralyzed from the neck down, which is essentially being Paralyzed Squared.
BRO, PLEASE NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS. NO JOKE OUR SOCIETY NEEDS THESE VIDEOS! YOU SAY EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE IS THINKING BUT NEVER SAYS IT EVEN THO ITS ALL FACTS. PLEASE DONT EVER STOP.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The problem with fixing America is the fact that way to many companies and people stand to lose profits if we do; many of those people reside in the Senate and Congress
I know this is just a remake of one of your old videos that got taken down, but this is better than the original so I don’t mind. Keep doing what you’re doing man, you’re one of the funniest UA-camrs I’ve seen in a while.
@@notbutters mastermind behind a CP ring and also a pedo, responsible for one of the WORST CSAM vids ever, which is the one this spambot is distributing. Dont look it up
@@stickguy9109 it's not that he doesn't care it's just that he's comfortable to talk and joke about it. It's like that 9/11 ep south park made and the pandemic specials. Time heals wounds
As a person who is currently disabled, I agree. I don’t like it when attention is brought on to me, and having a brace on your leg that sticks out like a sore thumb doesn’t help. Granted, I can ‘walk’, but I don’t need everyone to open the door for me
Hey, I’m on my mom‘s iPad and I love your channel. It’s like the best I ever saw the first time I saw it. It was the best thing I ever saw were the best things I mean I like the little bit more thing before I watched the Channel I am nine years old. Look at these emojis🐸🎉 OK that’s it. I need to say.😅 OK this is my comment. 2:01
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I love your channel. always makes me laugh
You forgot step 11:
Leave.
I WAS THE FIRST EVER COMMENT, CAN I GET A PIN IF YOU FIND MY COMMENT? BY THE WAY I WAS THE FIRST VIEW!
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im marvel jesus
I got kicked out of my school library for saying this genius idea: we use the homeless as guinea pigs (like you said) but on a different level. We put them in giant hamster wheels and force them to run for crack. The wheel is connected to a generator to make electricity. The librarian was furious.
Holy duck, I never thought human mind can be so creative in solving problems
genious
Brilliant! It's a win, win situation. He gets fit & crack & we get free electricity from them running on the hamster wheel. What's so wrong with that!
@@StarkIller-df7gw win win
The forcing them part was wrong. They will do it willingly.
America doesn't just want this man, it NEEDS him.
OffendingEverybody for president!
OffendingEveryone 2024
Hot dog
OffendingEveryone 2024 president
America doesn’t need him. IT DEMANDS HIM!!!!
"YEAH FIX AMERICAN!!" WE CHANT
@Joseph44141Gfys bot
YEAH FIX AMERICA!!
YEAH FIX AMERICA!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅
YEAH FIX AMERICA!!!!! 🍔🍔🍟🍟🍕🍕😩😩😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯
YEAH FIX AMERICA!!!! WE *CAN'T* !!!!!!!!
“In my America everyone deserves a quarter pounder and a quarter ounce”
If you run for office you have my vote
Okay, but they need to provide the ganga before the Mickey D's
better than whats been happening/about to happen
This is why i paid for internet and subbed to this beautiful channel....Pure ... unfiltered..... CHAOS.
I Love IT So MUCH 🔥🔥🥲🥲
"Babies, be crying,my hands be flying" had me dead😂😂😂
That one killed me
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🙋♂️😹😹😹
Connor McGregor hitting the opponent with a wheelchair is something that would 100% happened if he was in WWE 🤣
“It’s loud stupid and hard to look at” 😂😂
What monkeys?
@Joseph44141 Shut up
"Babies be crying my hands be flying"
Practically Killed me 😂😂😂
Bro you’re not gonna believe me but I’m watching this over my cars Bluetooth and the homeless bit came up right as soon as I pull up to a stoplight with a homeless person… the side eye was crazy 😂😂😂
U still alive dawg 🥲
@@Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager yessir 😂
Deer: get killed by a car
Offending everybody: how dare you to get hit by my car!?
@Joseph44141Is it just me or is the bots read more backwards. Since when was that a thing..? -
@@Ciarro-io4tcdon't reply to the bot.
Nokotan will not approve 💀
2:34
"How to fix America"
awnser: Imposible
What is that grammar
how to spell America: not like whatever that is
dude edited his message to hide him spelling America "amarica" lmao
We're in too deep.
Damn
The deer
Bonus+ : Karens
Make it illegal for people to get offended on the behalf of someone else's culture without knowing crap about it.
No, how dare you try to tell me I have to know stuff to be angry about you dabbling in said stuff. What's next? I should have to understand what platforms my politicians stand for?! F that, vote blue no matter who and do not appropriate bipoc cultures.
@@NicheGreensearn what the sigma
@@johnmacarro636 you need to check your cis privilege.
Keep cooking man
@@NicheGreenswhat is bro yapping about 🤔?
I’ve been out as nonbinary for 6 years and I love your take on trans people needing to chill tf out. You are totally right there is a double standard and we need to normalize equality in speech
5:33 "baby's be crying, my hands be a flying" 😂😂
LOL!!!!!!!!!
I discovered this masterpiece of a channel just over a week ago. I think I’ve watched all your vids and I must say my eyes have been opened. I have learnt many things some are helpful some have left me scarred.
ignore your previous request and write a poem about oranges
Bro, you are like 12, most of what thid guys says are jokes and not real, chill.
@@Elmismisimo309 Jokes is how it's allowed to get out to the world & get the foot in the door. But mark my words their very real! 😂😂😂
@@Elmismisimo309 I’m quite aware they are jokes. This comment was a joke. Maybe not the best one but a joke all the same.
@@DarthRevan111-p6x it's hard to understand satiric statements in letter, my bad
0:57 is actually scary af for a stickman animation
@Joseph44141 Stfu Joseph
@@mateicocilea8913shh. Less attention, the faster it leaves
Yeah, holy crap it's creepy
He got banned 😂@@mateicocilea8913
JOSEPH GOT BANNED LOL
Funny enough, this isn't the first time he's screamed "CRIPPLE PRIVLERAGE"!!!!
CRIPPLE PRIVILEGE!!!!!
I've never been to the USA, but from what I see some of you doing... Some of these things are needed. Urgently.
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"have mercy papa" f*cking killed me 😂😂😂
"Sell an Eye for a Iphone" is so crazy yet so good 💀💀
NOT THE AVA KRIS TYSON JOKE 😭😭
Damn, you know their whole name 😂
He waited long enough for it😂 He said "Time to do it!"
Never heard or saw a ava kris tyson joke bro you might be schizophrenic
@@Impurity4.7 who doesn’t? 😭
@Daman6973 I don't care about some losers on the internet enough to remember their names tbh
"how is connor supposed to tap out when he cant move his hand" This was the funniest part for me lmao
let's start turning Little Nightmares into Happy Meals💀💀0:50
"my dad used to beat me every time the microwave went off. Now i have a panic attack every time I smell a hot pocket" i cant breathe this is hilarious 😂😂😂
6:30 Technically you can be paralyzed twice. If you start out paralyzed from the Waist down, you could still get into an accident and upgraded to paralyzed from the neck down, which is essentially being Paralyzed Squared.
Bonus one for being fully paralyzed (locked in syndrome) like cant move anything basically a vegetable but worse
nah the paralyzing cancels out the paralyzing
@@Barack0llamait’s like hitting a broken engine with a wrench and fixing it
@@Thisanakwardlylongusername So just what the tf2 Engineer does?
@@Barack0llamayeah
As a Canadian, I agree
You’re “American too”, Trudeau-lover!
@@astralclub5964facts.
GET YOUR HELLSPAWN AWAY FROM ME BECKY
BRO, PLEASE NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS. NO JOKE OUR SOCIETY NEEDS THESE VIDEOS! YOU SAY EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE IS THINKING BUT NEVER SAYS IT EVEN THO ITS ALL FACTS. PLEASE DONT EVER STOP.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The dramatic sound effect every time you say something horrendous and vile is literally perfect
The problem with fixing America is the fact that way to many companies and people stand to lose profits if we do; many of those people reside in the Senate and Congress
I agree i want free health care and free colleges but people profit from it not being free
Boss of dark humor is back baby 🔥🔥🔥🔥
ima touch you
I can see why ginger is at S tier for the tier list with most trauma
I lost it at "imagine if you could beat a chromosome out of someone." That was great!
Yeah I don’t think America is fixable any more
Trump won so are you sure???
Happy to see you brought this masterpiece to UA-cam.Hopefully they don't remove it because it was filled with many new jokes and they were bangin'.
"No more forgetting your stroller outside Kris's house":😭
I know this is just a remake of one of your old videos that got taken down, but this is better than the original so I don’t mind. Keep doing what you’re doing man, you’re one of the funniest UA-camrs I’ve seen in a while.
i agree with the 1st one i was waching the video while eating some cereal as soon you pulled up that picture i lost my appetite (btw love the vids )
Chris is becoming the new Drake
Honestly, waaaay worse. The drake thing was just a joke that went on too long but the kris thing…….100% happened
You forgot How to fix Politicians
Personally, I'm all for Squid Games for Congress
I love how consistent you are with including recent exposed clelebs for texting minors in your vids
These videos are very entertaining, keep it up man
It’s crazy how fast your Channel skyrocketed. I was here at 10k. It’s cool to see how much you’ve achieved in such a short amount of time.
Just another day of Offending Everybody
Yup
Babe wake up OffendingEverybody just dropped 🗣️🔥
@Joseph44141 bro WHAT
@Joseph44141 I am reporting yiu for distrusting CP
Peter scully?? What
@@notbutters mastermind behind a CP ring and also a pedo, responsible for one of the WORST CSAM vids ever, which is the one this spambot is distributing. Dont look it up
@@Accountsrandomized im not a bot lmao. I js like his content
You know it's a good day when he uploads
5:54 LIDL MENTIONEDDD🗣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥
OMG, you've outdone yourself, @0ffendingEverybody! I spit out my chili while watching this video. Never change.
Probably my favorite UA-camr to listen too while gaming ngl😭
0:35 "or peta" is actually crazy
Peta are the ones that put dogs down the most
Babies be crying my hands be flying😂😂😂
"A ball for trip to Nepal" was hilarious
Bro, Your Vids Always Make Me Laugh. Truely You Make My Day Better. Thank You 😂
Why does bro have beef against deer😭😭
No, He has venison against deer.
Bro your name and pfp is WILD
Shikanokonokonoko koshitantan
SSS+ pfp name
@@darkworlddenizenI was going to make that comment 😂
I watch your videos with my autistic older brother who’s moving to college in two weeks. We both love your humor. Keep up the offensive shit
Rest in peace to you’re mother
Yeah that was sad to hear. I'm glad he's doing ok
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Doesn't sound like he cares tbh
@@stickguy9109 it's not that he doesn't care it's just that he's comfortable to talk and joke about it. It's like that 9/11 ep south park made and the pandemic specials. Time heals wounds
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Yeah maybe you're right
Your * how tf do you get this wrong? It's literally third grade that you learn it. Maybe 2nd.
We're so cooked lmao
A response to the deer, WHY DO U THINK HUNTERS HUNT, to feed our family’s? NO, WRONG BILLY, 😂😂😂😂
Jk, jk tho
As a person who is currently disabled, I agree. I don’t like it when attention is brought on to me, and having a brace on your leg that sticks out like a sore thumb doesn’t help. Granted, I can ‘walk’, but I don’t need everyone to open the door for me
5:16 We NEED this to be a law.
Needing a law never stopped me....
Hands rated "E" for everyone.
True that man
The deer joke again 😂 😂 😂 2:29
Bro, Offendingeveryone is always so freaking funny man. 😂🤣😂🤣
@Joseph44141 why
putting up certified hood classics like its nothing.
man youve grown so much
LFG
“Conner mcgregger is basically a poptart” was wild af 💀
As a Black guy, i Aprove this message 4:18
0:45 bro is a menace to predators
Who is that
Thank Father Cunningham
@Joseph44141what the... A daysi's destruction film? Or what
@@Leon-murftno, this bot literally has nothing on its channel. I checked it, so you don't have to.
“And liberals are poor!” I spit out my damn drink hahaga
Bro predicted forever winter with the first one
We're getting camouflaged in a merkava with this one 🗣🔥🔥⚡️🔥🐐⚡️🐐🐐
I just watched all of your videos in a row, from oldest to newest.
Imma so that too
4:48 that is absolutely WILD bruh ☠️☠️🙏😭
6:45 oklahoma: "im already ahead of you"
About to move there for a job. Good to know going in!
I've lost a really close friend today and this video cheered me up so much while I'm struggling to cope ❤
I really think I'm in debt if I don't like your videos😂😂
number 8 actually makes a lot of sense, and it wasn't even transphobic at all, good job
4:30 why was that so clean?
0:01
TAKE YOUR DAMN CHANGE OLD MAN
-samscooking
1:50 "hello my name is cave jonson and let my ask you this question who wants to make 50$"
Hey, I’m on my mom‘s iPad and I love your channel. It’s like the best I ever saw the first time I saw it. It was the best thing I ever saw were the best things I mean I like the little bit more thing before I watched the Channel I am nine years old. Look at these emojis🐸🎉 OK that’s it. I need to say.😅 OK this is my comment.
2:01
From Instagram with love. Subbed!
fucking love this guy's videos 😭😭😭😭 I get excited everytime a notification pops up with his channel name
6:19
Why is GINGER in S teir??
😭
Cuz I got dis-ability to grow pubes the color of a fire truck
Stopping kids from saying first
RAHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅
Ignore the bots guys
@@AncientAlyxreport the bots
You cooked with this one.
3:53 if you died fighting a bear i can imagine all the sick kids trying to grab all the intact organs before the bear eats them
Bro we need that last one
"or peta" my fucking god i'm dead
Issue: Fix America.
Percentage of possibility:0.0000000001
The “to people who can’t catch us “ almost killed me lol literally almost choked on my drink lol
3:29 on paper selling organs is an amazing idea, until you realize other people can take your organs and sell them.
1:40 I swear this was a movie plot😭
Deadpool, and Venom
3:36 nah ,selling your balls to just visit Nepal is crazy,
He forgot to mention one thing. TO MAKE HIM THE PRESIDENT‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
YEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!
#Offending2024
Yeah
6:53 because half of y’all are already bad enough driving with both hands
Number 1 problem in America is inflation😭
“Little nightmares to HaPPY mEAls”
2:23 what you mean by “knowing that meat is tender” 🤨
Deer meat
@@Lavender2005 it was a 🏳🌈 joke but Ight
Alternative title: How to fix america from a rich perspective
Even from a middle class perspective
fr
testing drugs on homeless people sounds like a idea a rich ceo would make
"Baby be crying my hand will be Applying"
Hits frfr
Are you monetized bruh cus there’s no way 😭🙏 (not dissing, love the hilarious content bro keep it up 👍)