Crime Squad: Episode 4 (real crimes, puppet cops)

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @dragonfurry69
    @dragonfurry69 2 роки тому +288

    My only (very slight) complaint is the cops in the background should have been yelling, "Stop resisting!"

  • @BrutusBellamy
    @BrutusBellamy 2 роки тому +177

    They expanded the Qualified Immunity Song! ☺️ Love it

    • @navy1lord1
      @navy1lord1 2 роки тому +8

      My friend and I sing that all the time! And Clifford the big red MENACE.

    • @amyk6329
      @amyk6329 2 роки тому +6

      We live next to the township police station. My 10 year old son had excitedly sung that song (just the original 1st verse obviously) to most if not all of the cops that work there. He's going to be so excited when he sees the expanded version! LMAO

    • @BrutusBellamy
      @BrutusBellamy 2 роки тому +1

      @@amyk6329 Your son is, hands down, a living legend! 😆

    • @amyk6329
      @amyk6329 2 роки тому +2

      @@BrutusBellamy thanks! Lol. It's all in good fun. He knows not to be blatantly disrespectful to ANYONE, including those that believe they have authority. They're friendly with us being that we're neighbors and overall they took it well. Although some of them blushed a little LOL

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger 2 роки тому +276

    Won't be long until it's a federal crime to make make videos like this that make fun of the government.

    • @maxrohtbart6201
      @maxrohtbart6201 2 роки тому +11

      Already happened in 1798, but it expired in 1800

    • @MakerBees333
      @MakerBees333 2 роки тому

      @@maxrohtbart6201 It was reinstated by the Biden DOJ, as Mis-information, Mal-information, and Dis-information. The above is Dis-information which opens these citizens to investigation and possible restrictions of rights based on spreading true but unflattering information about the government. And when investigating hard enough everyone is guilty of a federal crime…. So yeah not an exaggeration at all.

    • @jdoerr779
      @jdoerr779 2 роки тому +2

      @@maxrohtbart6201 Beat me to it.

    • @hoonaignachowaneha
      @hoonaignachowaneha 2 роки тому +10

      Try moving to Canada. The government is passing laws to regulate what we can see and say online while simultaneously working on banning all guns.

    • @MakerBees333
      @MakerBees333 2 роки тому +4

      @@hoonaignachowaneha Yea next They will change their name to ‘Lil China’ because Trudeau is such a fan girl.

  • @daulken
    @daulken 2 роки тому +56

    There's no better way to feel great about being depressed about the state of things than watching you guys.

    • @jamesgoldring1052
      @jamesgoldring1052 6 місяців тому

      This show is federally funded to make you laugh and forget about your problems

  • @peregrintook9227
    @peregrintook9227 2 роки тому +97

    The average person breaks several of these silly federal laws on a daily basis. These laws aren’t enforced because no one knows about them. However, if someone in power wanted to arrest a particular citizen, they could easily do so.

    • @Wearyman
      @Wearyman 2 роки тому

      That's why they exist. So that the government can arrest you at any time they need to.

    • @seansingh8862
      @seansingh8862 2 роки тому +9

      Duh. That's the whole point!

    • @crissd8283
      @crissd8283 2 роки тому +18

      Exactly, selective enforcement should void a law. This would automatically clean up the law books and prevent government from selectively punishing political enemies/people the government doesn't like. If a lawyer can prove a law is generally not enforced then it should automatically be null and void.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 2 роки тому +3

      Its sort of like a pick a dumb law grab bag of excuses to be a violent and corrupt sociopath.

    • @smokeemifyougotem9662
      @smokeemifyougotem9662 2 роки тому +3

      And that is why they exist

  • @mamatmag
    @mamatmag 2 роки тому +37

    They still could have gotten him on resisting arrest. Crying out in pain and twitching while being hit is considered resisting.

  • @mzebari
    @mzebari 2 роки тому +69

    Merry Christmas Crime Squad, thank you for keeping us safe from those lying weathermen who want the golf course all to themselves.

  • @bobkaiser8782
    @bobkaiser8782 2 роки тому +33

    With all of the stupid laws on the books Reason could make a Crime Squad episode every week for the next 20 years & still barely scratch the surface

  • @whyjnot420
    @whyjnot420 10 місяців тому +1

    Wow, I actually knew one of these. The tire pressure gauge. You need to deflate the tires pretty low so they float on the sand. Have a tire sit in the sun for hours on end at the beach and you can easily add 10-20 PSI to whatever is in the tire cold. When you are talking about needing to take the tire down to 5 PSI just to drive on the sand there, that can easily mean the difference between driving and digging a hole.
    tbh, the stuff they require people to have and do in order to go out on the national seashore there are all pretty good things that help keep people from just going "well this has 4wd!!!!" and just driving straight into writing off their vehicle as the tide comes in and swallows the helpless vehicle. You can almost hear the metal of the car screaming out for its owner to help it as the merciless salt water slowly tortures it to death.

  • @EternallyRound
    @EternallyRound 2 роки тому +7

    Cussing puppets lifts my soul every time.

  • @runlevelone
    @runlevelone 2 роки тому +14

    The only way this could be better is have the cops dressed like they are in real life. Blue, ties, and police hats? No, my friends, plate carrier, half a dozen mags on the belt, tac boots, and maybe a uniform color that: "projects a distinctly authoritative presence appropriate for domestic operations". That last part is from marketing material for multi-cam black, aimed at LE.

  • @CatArmyGeneral
    @CatArmyGeneral 2 роки тому +4

    We need a full standalone Qualified Immunity song.

  • @nicholasheimann4629
    @nicholasheimann4629 Рік тому +5

    Militias are important.

  • @Eboreg2
    @Eboreg2 Рік тому +6

    Before Qualified Immunity: Police officer saves you from a bomb threat and the department gets sued for everything they're worth because they broke your back.
    After Qualified Immunity: Police officer breaks all of your limbs during a routine traffic stop and the lawsuit gets thrown out.

  • @91chevys10
    @91chevys10 2 роки тому +21

    I'd love to link people to that qualified immunity song if you made it a standalone video.

    • @urgamecshk
      @urgamecshk 2 роки тому

      You can link to specific time

    • @91chevys10
      @91chevys10 2 роки тому

      @@urgamecshk I suppose. but is that going to get as many people to follow the link? Or do you expect more people to ignore it?

  • @JessicaZane4realz
    @JessicaZane4realz 2 роки тому +15

    I swear you guys always make my day.

  • @Antoniobrady
    @Antoniobrady 2 роки тому +1

    This is the best one yet. Had me in tears

  • @elizabethstump4077
    @elizabethstump4077 2 роки тому +4

    And this is why no one write songs like "Fuck the Fire Fighters" or "Fuck the Librarians."

  • @DavidMay-cc1xo
    @DavidMay-cc1xo 2 місяці тому +1

    I wanna know what kind of parody videos people in places like Nazi Germany or North Korea would make if they could.

  • @jamesjacola351
    @jamesjacola351 2 роки тому +1

    I couldn't stop laughing at the wrongly accused guy getting beat down. Oh, that was good stuff right there.

  • @stepanotrisal1512
    @stepanotrisal1512 Рік тому

    Qualified immunity does not prevent you from suing for damages, it just prevents suing the individual cops. You can still sue the department

  • @smokeemifyougotem9662
    @smokeemifyougotem9662 2 роки тому

    Just the dead silence at the end there gave me Don't Hug Me I'm Scared flashbacks.

  • @Meanace208
    @Meanace208 Рік тому +1

    Now do Civil Asset Forfeiture

  • @BoMwarriorVlog
    @BoMwarriorVlog 2 роки тому +2

    I *_need_* a regular series of these!!! 🤩🙏

    • @leviegames6857
      @leviegames6857 2 роки тому

      Nah that’s just called supermariologan

    • @BoMwarriorVlog
      @BoMwarriorVlog 2 роки тому

      @@leviegames6857 Did you accidentally reply to the wrong comment? 🤔🤨

  • @Berelore
    @Berelore 2 роки тому +2

    I always feel conflicted when liking these videos...

  • @lantastic1
    @lantastic1 2 роки тому

    Yes! More crime squad! Thank goodness for frivolous federal laws!

  • @Romir0s
    @Romir0s 2 роки тому +4

    Holy cow, it went dark.

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul Рік тому

    Got one for you - It is illegal to Abstract Top Secret information....
    Good luck explaining that one with puppets!

  • @AwkwardSegway95
    @AwkwardSegway95 2 роки тому +3

    This series is great!

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 2 роки тому +2

    This is such a great Christmas gift, I love it.

  • @D.E._Sarcarean
    @D.E._Sarcarean 2 роки тому +1

    It's a federal crime to mail small spoons.

    • @DarkMatterX1
      @DarkMatterX1 Рік тому

      I don't doubt this for one damned second.

  • @libertariantranslator1929
    @libertariantranslator1929 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant! Just brilliant! ☮

  • @yankee5886
    @yankee5886 Рік тому

    It is a crime on the cape to drive on the beach without a tire gauge. That one I believe is true.

  • @randomdude2753
    @randomdude2753 5 місяців тому

    US popcorn board? WHaT?! 😂

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 2 роки тому +2

    This one got dark 😬
    Way to keep Cape Cod safer 😉

  • @maxrohtbart6201
    @maxrohtbart6201 Рік тому +1

    Good thing stuff like this never happens

  • @HarHah
    @HarHah 2 роки тому +3

    Merry Crispiness 🥓🐷🥓

    • @JxBx80
      @JxBx80 2 роки тому +1

      * Get'em

  • @skylarwarren2496
    @skylarwarren2496 2 роки тому

    OOOHHHH, NOOOO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @karrl3005
    @karrl3005 Рік тому

    Um, that's not how qualified immunity works. The Courts have to give it to you if you were doing your job correctly, otherwise you don't get it. This prevents non-stop frivolous lawsuits that would make policing impossible.

  • @hob976
    @hob976 2 роки тому

    I could watch 6 hours of this.

  • @PJA264
    @PJA264 2 роки тому

    I love you guys so much.

  • @01nmuskier
    @01nmuskier 2 роки тому

    Organized crime is illegal.
    Unless it's the government.

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 11 місяців тому

    I think that last one was more of a threat than a confession. So, premeditated immunity?

  • @Guycjohnsen
    @Guycjohnsen 2 роки тому

    Amazing!!

  • @lantastic1
    @lantastic1 2 роки тому +1

    Well, uh, now that I’ve watched the whole video, …. It’s uh kinda, …kinda dark, I’m going to sit down for a few minutes.

  • @hoosierdaddy1469
    @hoosierdaddy1469 2 роки тому +1

    ROFLMAO Thank you. Needed that.

  • @_Solaris
    @_Solaris 2 роки тому

    Gold.

  • @timwf11b
    @timwf11b Рік тому

    Most of these, in the whole series are pretty good. Not sure that having stealing from the US mint being a federal crime is a problem though.

  • @jeremiahmeade710
    @jeremiahmeade710 2 роки тому

    Federal laws aren't created to make people better, they are created to make some people feel better.

  • @davidthomas9190
    @davidthomas9190 Рік тому

    Get him 🫡

  • @philipeby5418
    @philipeby5418 2 роки тому

    Keep these up

  • @DTMWTD
    @DTMWTD 2 роки тому

    Get em!

  • @michaelmartineziii
    @michaelmartineziii 2 роки тому

    lol excellent video

  • @poxpower
    @poxpower 2 роки тому

    getting spicier

  • @Minutemanly
    @Minutemanly 2 роки тому

    Lol! This is hilarious!!!

  • @gutenlmao2710
    @gutenlmao2710 13 днів тому

    1:25

  • @stephenjames3377
    @stephenjames3377 2 роки тому +1

    But if you make over $600 you have to pay your taxes so they can do this to you...

  • @wcstrawberryfields8011
    @wcstrawberryfields8011 2 роки тому

    Wow

  • @michaelmartineziii
    @michaelmartineziii 2 роки тому

    lol

  • @ematsjca
    @ematsjca 2 роки тому +1

    Entertaining and informative, but not quite a shareable as your other episodes.

  • @SoCalGrandpa67
    @SoCalGrandpa67 Рік тому +1

    These videos are funny and a bit misleading. Cops don’t make laws, politicians do.

  • @XavierKatzone
    @XavierKatzone 2 роки тому

    Boy, that was just plain DUMB.

  • @therealhuttertube
    @therealhuttertube 2 роки тому

    You do know basically no police officers would arrest anyone for these misdemeanor.. very least just give you a warning

  • @EtotheFnD
    @EtotheFnD 2 роки тому +8

    Y'all need more Dave Smith

    • @BrutusBellamy
      @BrutusBellamy 2 роки тому +7

      They're a media group for libertarians, my dude, not edgy Podcast bros.

    • @EtotheFnD
      @EtotheFnD 2 роки тому +1

      @@BrutusBellamy dave smith is most popular Libertarian...my dude

    • @BrutusBellamy
      @BrutusBellamy 2 роки тому +4

      @@EtotheFnD How does the old phrase go? What is popular is not always right, and what is right is not always popular? If so, with regards to Dave Smith - that boy ain't right.

    • @EtotheFnD
      @EtotheFnD 2 роки тому +1

      @@BrutusBellamy thankfully i dont live my life by axioms and adages..but if i were to suggest one Libertarian that could have a popularizing effect to libertarianism as a whole, similar to that of the legend Ron Paul, it would be Dave Smith, regardless of whether or not you enjoy his "edginess".

    • @samuelpaulson6416
      @samuelpaulson6416 2 роки тому +2

      Hell no. Dave Smith and the Mises Caucus are a bunch of edge lords who will ruin any chance of the libertarian party being taken seriously.

  • @societyofrobots
    @societyofrobots 2 роки тому +6

    Qualified immunity depends on the race of individuals involved.

    • @AKlover
      @AKlover 2 роки тому

      No NOT really, outliers are by definition rare. White cops kill other whites all the time under questionable circumstances and nobody ....... especially white Republicans bat an eye. It is women and Republican men who when seated for A Grand Jury REFUSE TO INDICT COPS. The problem is not "BLM Lemmings" in this case........... THE PROBLEM LIES WITH AND IS THE FAULT OF "CONSERVATIVE" BOOT LICKERS.

  • @rodrigopaim82
    @rodrigopaim82 2 роки тому +4

    Weather forecast is extremely important in aviation and navigation. And to CLAIM (and that is the trick) that a fake forecast is actually from the national weather service could definitely put peoples lives in danger. So yeah, but the rest is spot on.

    • @runlevelone
      @runlevelone 2 роки тому +7

      You could say that about any authority figure. Guess we should just make it illegal for anyone to claim fake anything from a public official because it "could definitely put peoples lives in danger". Especially the CDC, right? Right?? Statism, not even once.

    • @rodrigopaim82
      @rodrigopaim82 2 роки тому +1

      @@caedenw There are tons of things that are rightfully illegal prior to any damage being done.
      Should I be able to park a van of explosives in the middle of a city and not being a crime if i didnt explode it yet? So no damage was yet to be caused?

    • @rodrigopaim82
      @rodrigopaim82 2 роки тому

      @@runlevelone Kinda? You can (or should be able) to say whatever you like about wheather, covid or anything
      But claiming that SOMEONE else said something, specially a governament institution, which you know to be false, so that you are knownligly misleading people...
      Yeah I see 0 problem with it being a crime.

    • @rodrigopaim82
      @rodrigopaim82 2 роки тому

      @@runlevelone Free speech is about YOU saying something that YOU think. And that should or always protected
      But you cant fake statements of OTHERS, specially when it puts people lives in danger. That should be obvious.

    • @DarkMatterX1
      @DarkMatterX1 Рік тому

      @@rodrigopaim82
      "Should I be able to do [literally anything] as long as I don't intentionally violate the rights of or otherwise harm others?"
      Yes. Full stop. That's what freedom is.

  • @fivebrosstopmos
    @fivebrosstopmos 2 роки тому +1

    All of these laws were surprisingly reasonable.

  • @Ghost-fe1vp
    @Ghost-fe1vp 2 роки тому

    Qualified immunity just means you cant be sued in court as a officer but you can be sued as a part of the police force.
    I love reason videos but lying is not REASONable.

    • @smokeemifyougotem9662
      @smokeemifyougotem9662 2 роки тому

      Good luck suing the police force. About as productive as suing the government. A few golden parachutes here, early retirements there, and tax payer money here. Now if a regular Joe did the same shit that's life in prison.