Libertarian James Bond

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024

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  • @TheRoark85
    @TheRoark85 3 роки тому +884

    "But i still need a license to braid hair?" LOL

    • @robertm1112
      @robertm1112 3 роки тому +9

      not in texas it was deregulated in i think the 2016 session.

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 3 роки тому +7

      You also need dangerous experimental drugs to work (I'd rather have Heroine than the $hit they are mandating I take, at least the long term effects of that are known, and if I did have that I also wouldn't be allowed to work, so which is it government? Why must I take something dangerous by "executive order"? We're my taxes/bribes not good enough?)
      There should be no licenses, even if you are licensed for braiding hair they will still shut you down whenever you feel like it (unless Pelosi wants her hair done).

    • @richardbilodeau4355
      @richardbilodeau4355 3 роки тому

      The Best One!!!

    • @cb-gz1vl
      @cb-gz1vl 3 роки тому +6

      Yes for "safety"
      But you don't need a license to program a self driving car nor is your code reviewed by any safety agency. Hmmm..

    • @AustinAOkay
      @AustinAOkay 2 роки тому

      U in Az I see lol

  • @williams3711
    @williams3711 3 роки тому +501

    "Need i remind you 007, you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws." --- Q, Goldeneye

  • @CB-rv2lj
    @CB-rv2lj 3 роки тому +756

    "no literally I was a different person back then" haha gold.

    • @sydneytilden2341
      @sydneytilden2341 3 роки тому +9

      Actually Fiat, remember what Nixon did

    • @HughJass-jv2lt
      @HughJass-jv2lt 3 роки тому +2

      Ha!!
      I didn't catch that
      ❤❤

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 2 роки тому +2

      There's an interrogation scene where he takes someone's bikini top off and gets it around her neck in one fluid motion. Would have been a better take to use for this gag.

    • @wheel-man5319
      @wheel-man5319 Рік тому

      @@HughJass-jv2lt Nixon, as much as he's vilified by the left, was very much a man of the left.

  • @PhyloGenesis
    @PhyloGenesis 3 роки тому +393

    "Warm milk. Raw. Not pasteurized."

    • @1865Highst
      @1865Highst 3 роки тому +22

      I loved that joke as much as I despise the USDA.

  • @sterling3159
    @sterling3159 3 роки тому +309

    "Thank you! ... Thank you! You're the first person to actually wish me save travels!"

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 3 роки тому +33

      "They spray painted my garage!"

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 3 роки тому +5

      Safe

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang 3 роки тому +24

      Everyone is getting all upset that the private sector is going to space. I still don't get it. They wouldn't be tweeting their rage from an iPhone if the government was in charge of cell phones. They would have a flip phone and still be happy they could play snake on it

    • @sammybarrera
      @sammybarrera 3 роки тому +14

      @@colinklang flip phone? My friend that's too optimistic... They'll have no phone at all...

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang 3 роки тому +11

      @@sammybarrera lol you're right. Most likely a pay phone

  • @FuddlyDud
    @FuddlyDud 3 роки тому +1287

    “Will I be ok?”
    “Are you a federal employee?”
    “Yes.”
    “Well then you’ll be fine.”
    “Oh, thank God!”
    Damn, I laughed a little too hard at that one. XD

    • @Sarconthewolf
      @Sarconthewolf 3 роки тому +9

      Truth is funny sometimes

    • @brookvalley907
      @brookvalley907 3 роки тому +30

      Yes, my wife became a federal employee when it was a safe, but low paid job. Then, over the years, it became a safe, high paid job, and Washington suburbs became the wealthiest in the nation.

    • @FuddlyDud
      @FuddlyDud 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sarconthewolf
      You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to such truth. Otherwise, you will just be miserable! XD

    • @FuddlyDud
      @FuddlyDud 3 роки тому +5

      @@brookvalley907
      Well, lucky for you and your wife!
      At least some sound-minded folks can enjoy something good! :P

    • @stvargas69
      @stvargas69 3 роки тому +2

      #meeetooo!!!!

  • @Muonium1
    @Muonium1 3 роки тому +1213

    "why does this bag of cocaine have a CIA label on it?"
    "It's called a ghetto blaster!"
    omfg... It's rare that I legit lol watching a youtube video, but WOW man. amazing

    • @LikeToWatch77
      @LikeToWatch77 3 роки тому +51

      "how is that evil?
      "I don't know!"
      I just love how defensive he gets about spending his own money to go to space.

    • @groundfloorguthrie
      @groundfloorguthrie 3 роки тому +8

      Same... one of my favorite bits!

    • @ablethreefourbravo
      @ablethreefourbravo 3 роки тому +8

      I saw that movie for the first time about a month or so ago.
      I just said, "Goddammit, Q." and put my head in my hands, unable to figure out which part of that hilarity I was supposed to laugh at first.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint 3 роки тому +1

      Legit lol watching? Nu english for nu males.

    • @Muonium1
      @Muonium1 3 роки тому +8

      @@Zodroo_Tint lol here's some more "nu english" for you: gfys

  • @jackcoleman5955
    @jackcoleman5955 3 роки тому +455

    The “trillion dollar” button was priceless!
    ...literally...

    • @Voller84
      @Voller84 3 роки тому +7

      I see what you did there

    • @purplegroot9787
      @purplegroot9787 3 роки тому +7

      Paired with the “Bitcoin is Forever”... *chef’s kiss*

    • @jamesdewane1642
      @jamesdewane1642 3 роки тому +5

      Is there any harm in it? Pause. Eh. (and shrug)
      This is where i paused the video till I stopped laughing. I thought that was so good how it captures the spirit of the people doing it. Like they're aware that somebody somewhere suffers for this, but there's this satisfying beep

    • @wheel-man5319
      @wheel-man5319 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnWVarner
      @JohnWVarner 8 місяців тому

      Ominous sounds from 2024

  • @thecallfam
    @thecallfam 3 роки тому +366

    “I’ve come to the wrong Q” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ablethreefourbravo
    @ablethreefourbravo 3 роки тому +197

    These Libertarian editions are freakin' HILARIOUS.

  • @lowerclassbrats77
    @lowerclassbrats77 3 роки тому +592

    In a free society "I don't want to" is the ONLY exemption necessary.

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 3 роки тому +10

      Might makes right, then, and there is no society.

    • @ChadGatling
      @ChadGatling 3 роки тому +15

      "I don't want to not rape this girl"

    • @ickster23
      @ickster23 3 роки тому +45

      @@Justanotherconsumer As long as no harm is being done to others, then "I don't want to" is valid. As soon as you bring "might" into the equation, then you do not have a free society. In essence, the concept of society as you define it cannot be free, as there is always a group of people known as the state who will do violence to it's fellow citizens if they are not obeyed.

    • @JoeArn1
      @JoeArn1 3 роки тому +52

      @@ChadGatling well, the girl would be the one saying “I don’t want to” and the men respect their rights. If they don’t, that’s one of the things that the 2nd amendment is good for :) problem solved

    • @sunnykim9917
      @sunnykim9917 3 роки тому +5

      Not anymore under this admin

  • @watchdealer11
    @watchdealer11 3 роки тому +427

    It's madness, economic madness 😂

  • @sethstor
    @sethstor 3 роки тому +149

    Bond: "How is that evil".
    "Villain" Bragg: "I don't know. I said I was going to space and everyone on Twitter got very angry"

    • @billvojtech5686
      @billvojtech5686 3 роки тому +14

      Sorry, but Bezos is evil. Not for going into space. Not for providing goods and services. For shutting down Parler. And I bet he paid off politicians to shut down local businesses so that people had to use his service to get the things they needed under lockdown.

    • @NoNoseProduction
      @NoNoseProduction 3 роки тому +1

      @@billvojtech5686 parler shut themselves down by being in the US we have decades of govt leaks , piracy , child porn, and white nationalist groups that they could have used for guidance in preventing their "free speech " platform from being taken down.

    • @yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216
      @yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216 2 роки тому +1

      @@NoNoseProduction that's just a whole other level of flawed logic

    • @morscoronam3779
      @morscoronam3779 2 роки тому +9

      "I said (Literally anything here) and everyone on Twitter got very angry."

    • @simonmultiverse6349
      @simonmultiverse6349 Рік тому

      Way, WAY, WAAAAAY back, I saw a 10-part or maybe 12-part satire, very well done, with a character called James Bomb. It was very funny, very clever, totally surreal. If anyone ever sees it, you will laugh your head off. (somewhat loopy and bizarre sense of humour). I lost track of it, but if anyone ever sees it in the dusty old parts of YooToob, please, PLEASE *PLEEEEAAASE* let me know where it is. You will be glad you saw it.

  • @martinportelance138
    @martinportelance138 3 роки тому +678

    - "My name is Pussy Galore."
    - "... Huuh... What are your pronouns ?"
    This... this is pure genius. My head and entrails hurt.

    • @learnhistoryandeconomics3690
      @learnhistoryandeconomics3690 3 роки тому +17

      I died laughing at this whole thing, but this part does take the cake😂❤️🙏🔥🌎

    • @davidkavetsky2377
      @davidkavetsky2377 3 роки тому +2

      I actually LOL IRL on that one

    • @martins.7060
      @martins.7060 3 роки тому +7

      @@learnhistoryandeconomics3690 a gay wedding cake I presume

    • @scubaguy007
      @scubaguy007 3 роки тому +2

      I laughed so hard I thought I was going to suffocate. But I’m still smiling about it. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @crawdad4823
      @crawdad4823 2 роки тому

      Same here. Brilliant.

  • @dillardc81
    @dillardc81 3 роки тому +479

    The "evil" was that small businesses were told they had to shut down, while Amazon expanded and took over. I guarantee at least some of those small businesses would allow their employees to take a piss break.

    • @benjaminharbour760
      @benjaminharbour760 3 роки тому +64

      That's the government's fault. Amazon can't help what the fearful idiots in government decide to do on a whim.

    • @dillardc81
      @dillardc81 3 роки тому +160

      @@benjaminharbour760 It is the Government's fault, but don't pretend like Amazon doesn't get special treatment from their lobbying efforts.

    • @benjaminharbour760
      @benjaminharbour760 3 роки тому +56

      @@dillardc81 Eh, that much is true.

    • @lmgmaster7526
      @lmgmaster7526 3 роки тому +25

      Oh and treat their employees like shit, too

    • @benjaminharbour760
      @benjaminharbour760 3 роки тому +9

      @@lmgmaster7526 You work for Amazon?

  • @dannyboycinco
    @dannyboycinco 3 роки тому +337

    “I’ll have a ginger ale and ayahuasca. Shaken, not stirred” 😂 who’s writing these lmfaoo

    • @ja8898
      @ja8898 3 роки тому +6

      I had to google that one. But I'm ordering it next time I go out.

    • @dannyboycinco
      @dannyboycinco 3 роки тому +6

      @@ja8898 come to Ecuador and try it. It’s legal here and there are many licensed shamans that can give you that spiritual/out of body experience

    • @johnstamos5948
      @johnstamos5948 3 роки тому +10

      "One infant
      Just hand it to me"

    • @falkeysen9539
      @falkeysen9539 3 роки тому +1

      @@dannyboycinco
      But do they also use Acacia Confusa?
      The normal mix is full of... demons.
      Acacia got loving Gaia in it.

  • @twiztidsidfreak13
    @twiztidsidfreak13 3 роки тому +56

    I wouldn't say I'm a "libertarian" but I'm in the middle enough to just love your style and humor and you sure are more relatable than any of the far right or left content out there.

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 3 роки тому +1

      if you're not a libertarian or even better a non-mafiaist, then you're a brainwashed sheep who hopefully will wake up one day to understand the true nature of your plight

    • @acctsys
      @acctsys 3 роки тому +5

      @@jdsartre9520 Yeah, none of what you said sounds convincing though.
      I would rather refer him to Milton Friedman's talks. Essentially, it's about freedom for the individual as a principle of governance.

    • @Giby86
      @Giby86 3 роки тому +1

      @@jdsartre9520 tertium non datur? Ok dude.

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben 2 роки тому

      I'm a liberal libertarian, pro universal healthcare in a good way, same with housing, and anti-sexualizing of kids, and pro free speech, pro gold standard, and anti-monopolies. You don't have to be a lover of cold conservatism to be a libertarian. Did you know that in Oregon, they found that providing cheap and free housing for homeless people actually saved the city money on healthcare spending? Getting rid of medical monopoly controls and limiting healthcare lawsuit caps would make hospital bills much cheaper. But alas, to install socialism, the people behind the scenes had to make capitalism as evil as they could, this is why so many republicans are conservative in name only and actually vote for limiting freedoms. In the real world of a good form of capitalism, not only can you have your cake and eat it too, but you can also put icing on it, pay your kids college tuition and open a bakery to make more cakes and write what you want to on it!

    • @criemanumut733
      @criemanumut733 2 місяці тому

      You can't fix the problem that government created with using government

  • @kerbaman5125
    @kerbaman5125 3 роки тому +84

    The brilliance of this series is on another level

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 3 роки тому +86

    You expect me to pay my taxes?
    *No Mr Bond I expect you to be evicted!*

  • @sixwingedasura3059
    @sixwingedasura3059 2 роки тому +12

    "I was literally a different person back then!" I'm dying

  • @JSteplyk
    @JSteplyk 3 роки тому +95

    Any chance we can get Remy singing 🎶Goooooooldstandard🎶?

    • @o00nemesis00o
      @o00nemesis00o 3 роки тому +1

      He's upset that it's an ollllld standard

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 2 роки тому

      You could say,
      It was Bitcoin
      Beforrre the blocks
      It-freak-ing-rocks

  • @ronlewis8398
    @ronlewis8398 3 роки тому +39

    The Spy Who Loved #MeToo... got me so bad. Well done sir!

  • @fastradioburst315
    @fastradioburst315 3 роки тому +77

    Brilliantly done, ReasonTV! Give a raise to every person involved in this production!

    • @isidoreaerys8745
      @isidoreaerys8745 2 роки тому

      Literally I’m a libertarian Socialist and I agree this is genuinely hillarious. The world needs more of this.

  • @assault410
    @assault410 3 роки тому +38

    "I told you inflation was dangerous" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DEAD

  • @DeMatthias
    @DeMatthias 3 роки тому +6

    This skit was pure GOLD.

  • @MM-he2iq
    @MM-he2iq 3 роки тому +29

    Now THIS is the kind of Reason videos that keep me subbed!

  • @bwboy92
    @bwboy92 2 роки тому +17

    From a long time Bond fan who can almost memorize every line. This gets me laughing non stop. Now I can never watch the Bond movie without thinking about the reference here again.

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 3 роки тому +90

    Remy and Andrew 😂😂😂😂
    You guys are always on point, need more of you guys or whatever you identify as 😁

    • @JVLeroy223
      @JVLeroy223 3 роки тому +4

      Libertarians, maybe?

  • @experiment0789
    @experiment0789 3 роки тому +11

    I love the Elon Musk references, LOL!
    James Bond :"How is that evil?"
    supposed to be bad guy: "I don't know,I just said I was going to space and everyone on Twitter got very angry"

    • @vedritmathias9193
      @vedritmathias9193 3 роки тому +4

      While it could be interpreted as referring to Musk, I think it was intended to refer to Bezos who arguably got the most hate for going to space than anyone who ever has.

    • @yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216
      @yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216 2 роки тому

      @@vedritmathias9193 I don't think anyone hates him for going to space, it's more how he treats his employees and his behaviour towards musk

  • @ProductBasement
    @ProductBasement 3 роки тому +30

    Lol the titles were the best part. Idk whether my favorite is "FOIA Eyes Only" or "The Spy Who Loved #metoo"

  • @SomeTomfoolery
    @SomeTomfoolery 3 роки тому +29

    Remy playing a character other than a TSA agent? What channel is this??

    • @MaxDangerPower
      @MaxDangerPower 3 роки тому

      To be fair, he also got the TSA agent in this one.

    • @SomeTomfoolery
      @SomeTomfoolery 3 роки тому

      @@MaxDangerPower True, I was worried until I saw that

  • @SuperAtheist
    @SuperAtheist 3 роки тому +83

    Nancy Pelosi: Man made climate change is bad
    Also Nancy Pelosi: I use 20 pens to sign my name

    • @lockwoodthexton
      @lockwoodthexton 3 роки тому +10

      @sp0777iXdlMLalN0dsXxlMlNdsM0jdsj They were meant to be valuable souvenirs (from signing the (first)Trump impeachment order), but since Trump wasn't actually convicted they are probably worthless.

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 3 роки тому +2

      @sp0777iXdlMLalN0dsXxlMlNdsM0jdsj Many laws are signed that way, been going on a long time. I believe MacArthur used several pens for the formal surrender of the Japanese at the end of WWII.

    • @troyezell5841
      @troyezell5841 3 роки тому +3

      She was trying to show her joy but she was the usual useless idiot.

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 3 роки тому +1

      @@Foolish188 Yes, he did. He gave one straight to Wainwright, who he demanded be on the deck to witness the signing.
      It is very much a tradition and the fact that Trump wasn't convicted isn't going to make the pens less valuable, given that they are now from is *first* impeachment and he's the only president to have been impeached *twice*.

    • @fortusvictus8297
      @fortusvictus8297 3 роки тому +1

      @@aaronleverton4221 And yet it means so much less than the others...which also meant nothing.
      And as to the 'why' some are gifts and keepsakes, others are auctioned to raise funds.

  • @DanJohnsonAffordableAviation
    @DanJohnsonAffordableAviation 3 роки тому +32

    BRAVO! I always love your stuff, Andrew, but this one was a knock out of the park. Especially for a long time Bond watchers, you incorporated original scenes with modern themes just wonderfully. Our household is a supporter and that will continue. 👍🏻😎

  • @einsteiner311
    @einsteiner311 2 роки тому +2

    This is the best content on the entire site.

  • @jdjr3640
    @jdjr3640 3 роки тому +7

    A masterpiece. "2 fingers of LSD, shaken, not stirred"

  • @jacobstamm
    @jacobstamm Рік тому +1

    The production quality on this is absurdly high. How does this not have way more views?

  • @peterdelong7514
    @peterdelong7514 3 роки тому +5

    I missed Andrew Heaton videos on Reason! Keep em coming!

  • @justinjozokos1699
    @justinjozokos1699 3 роки тому +66

    I can't stand half-assed American attempts at English accents, particularly in the fantasy genre, but I'll like this video for you guys

    • @badgerkitteh
      @badgerkitteh 3 роки тому +1

      appreciate it :)

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 3 роки тому +7

      stfu, fix your teeth

    • @justinjozokos1699
      @justinjozokos1699 3 роки тому +3

      @@gregoryeverson741 I'm not English, and my comment was meant as a compliment rather than as an insult. I would usually never stand to watch a video of Americans butcher an English accent, but I actually enjoyed this video

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 3 роки тому

      @@justinjozokos1699 Americans are different from the rest of the world, there is no way to explain it

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 3 роки тому

      @@gregoryeverson741 There is, they are the hegemon, Soviet people had the same mentality around other Socialist countries as well.

  • @joshcarlson9352
    @joshcarlson9352 3 роки тому +68

    Comedy gold. It's probably all inside-jokes, but I'm sharing it anyway.

  • @verystablegenius9317
    @verystablegenius9317 Рік тому +2

    Microchips in the bloodstream, “I’ve come to the wrong Q” lol

  • @BoyKagome
    @BoyKagome 3 роки тому +6

    "I'll have an infant... just hand it to me."

  • @MidnightPaws13
    @MidnightPaws13 3 роки тому +5

    This was incredibly, unbelievably funny and well done. Amazing work by everyone involved!

  • @mr.s2005
    @mr.s2005 3 роки тому +7

    2:31 probably should have added "and a covid ID just to get in Walmart".

  • @SummerzEVE
    @SummerzEVE 3 роки тому +8

    "do we pay interest on that? All the time?"

  • @rothbardfreedom
    @rothbardfreedom 3 роки тому +62

    A true libertarian wouldn't use the "Public Space" argument; at least not without mentioning that "Public Spaces" are deplorable violations of (acquisition of) private property.

    • @QuadCloudNine
      @QuadCloudNine 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking a true libertarian would still shoot back when someone trains a gun on them

    • @tylerwhaley4872
      @tylerwhaley4872 3 роки тому

      what

    • @juanpablonunez2828
      @juanpablonunez2828 3 роки тому

      @@QuadCloudNine Wordddd

    • @cheapandeasy1715
      @cheapandeasy1715 3 роки тому

      A true Libertarian capitalizes the L.

    • @SpeedKatMcNasty
      @SpeedKatMcNasty 3 роки тому +2

      God made the land and gifted it to all mankind, not the ones who could use the most violence to claim the most. While one can rent land from society, ultimately the land belongs to everyone. Not only is private permanent land ownership not libertarian, it is a violation of our most fundamental rights; self evident rights granted to us by God and by virtue of our existence.

  • @jhayes1944
    @jhayes1944 2 роки тому +1

    Good to see Remy again.

  • @taylorverrall118
    @taylorverrall118 3 роки тому

    Thank god they brought back Andrew Heaton

  • @8d4o0c4
    @8d4o0c4 3 роки тому +3

    "But I still need a license to braid hair?"
    This is absolute genius, right here...

  • @posajnejkwahb
    @posajnejkwahb 3 роки тому +7

    Uh, this is amazing. Loved the feelgood ending for Blofeldt xD

  • @reformedzoomer
    @reformedzoomer 3 роки тому +22

    Dude this is incredible.

  • @isidoreaerys8745
    @isidoreaerys8745 2 роки тому +1

    This is the funniest conservative comedy I’ve ever seen. The self awareness and self deprecating humor is on pointe.

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 3 роки тому +6

    This would be my favorite series if real.

  • @viktorfunk1819
    @viktorfunk1819 5 місяців тому

    - "Am I being detained?"
    - "Yes."
    - "Am I being detainedd?!"
    - "Yes, you're detained."
    - "AM I BEING DETAINED!!"

  • @sarinhighwind
    @sarinhighwind 3 роки тому +4

    a few of those were more on the liberal camp.
    But the badguy with the cat scenes.
    OMG, gold.

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 3 роки тому +2

    A a libertarian I approve of this video…
    But you don’t need my approval because you are free to believe as you wish…

  • @TheRealFollower
    @TheRealFollower 3 роки тому +13

    Mr. Bond my masterful plan is simply to do nothing. You see with congress printing so much money I don't need to. They will ruin their own currency. * evil laugh*

  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter 3 роки тому +3

    Best Bond parody I've seen a while. More, please!

  • @funnybobjr
    @funnybobjr 3 роки тому +3

    “I told you inflation was dangerous” got me bad

  • @UnOrigionalOne
    @UnOrigionalOne 2 роки тому +1

    That money printer sketch needs to be made indo it's own UA-cam short.

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 3 роки тому +24

    “Guess we’re adding bag pipes to the list”; can’t have sh!t in Detroit

  • @holycrapchris
    @holycrapchris 3 роки тому +9

    _From Russia With Lower Tariffs_
    _FOIA Eyes Only_
    _Goldstandard_
    _Octopussy 2: Comparative Advantage_
    _James Bond and the Giant Peach_
    _Bitcoins Are Forever_

  • @asahearts1
    @asahearts1 2 роки тому +8

    The problem with Amazon selling goods and services during a pandemic is that government force was used to stamp out their competition.

  • @spldrong
    @spldrong 3 роки тому +6

    I would expect libertarian 007 to have better trigger discipline

  • @kingcaliph5135
    @kingcaliph5135 3 роки тому +3

    I keep coming back to this, it’s hilarious

  • @carlthecaveman
    @carlthecaveman 3 роки тому +2

    Remy is a national treasure... Andrew is pretty good too.

    • @josda1000
      @josda1000 3 роки тому

      Remy is magic. Someone to gather around.

  • @christianfreedom-seeker934
    @christianfreedom-seeker934 3 роки тому +3

    Uhh, that “pass me an infant” part could be mistaken for “you know what”

  • @bk2524
    @bk2524 5 місяців тому +1

    IT HAPPENED ONCE SO WE BANNED IT
    should be America's new motto

  • @addusernamehere
    @addusernamehere 3 роки тому +4

    This whole premise.. and the execution thereof.. is awesome! I'm not a harccore Libertarian, but I genuinely think the world would be better with a whole lot more of them!

  • @Chillaxinmellow
    @Chillaxinmellow Рік тому

    This should be used for every commercial advertising this ideologu

  • @anthonymason898
    @anthonymason898 3 роки тому +14

    The philosophy of the rich and the poor is this: the rich invest their money and spend what is left. The poor spend their money and invest what is left

    • @donaldbrandt4090
      @donaldbrandt4090 3 роки тому

      Yeah I made a profit of $7,000 trading with him last week

    • @masonpatel4186
      @masonpatel4186 3 роки тому

      I'm happy to see Mr Desmond Gabriel mentioned here, My spouse recommended him to me after investing £4000 and he has really helped us financially in thu times of COVID-19 lockdown here in Australia.

    • @mrswjr4061
      @mrswjr4061 3 роки тому

      What BS platitudes is this that I keep seeing people post? So far 18 likes without a thought. When I was poor I paid my bills and tried to save for an emergency. I wanted to invest but my left over $20 wasn’t going to get me much if I needed to go to Urgent Care and get an Rx before next payday. Thank goodness those days are over for me but so many people are still working their way up.
      Rethink your cliched philosophy.

    • @JD2jr.
      @JD2jr. 3 роки тому

      @@mrswjr4061 it's the bot farms. did you see the rest of the replies?

  • @sixmilsix
    @sixmilsix 3 роки тому

    Brilliant! One can only hope this Bond will become an icon for millions with many sequels.

  • @nitroscout8119
    @nitroscout8119 3 роки тому +4

    Spot on with Blofeld. Straight to the moon! ...or low orbit, it's all good 😂

  • @benl2140
    @benl2140 2 роки тому

    Listening to Andrew Heaton trying to do a British accent is probably the funniest part of this video.

  • @GGPoohBah
    @GGPoohBah 3 роки тому +4

    You not only reminded me of our outrageous debt, but also the cheesy campiness of the Roger Moore Bond films. Thanks Reason...

  • @macsnafu
    @macsnafu 3 роки тому +1

    Remy working with Andrew Heaton. Finally!

  • @wolflordy3193
    @wolflordy3193 3 роки тому +3

    Is this the first time Remy and Andrew Heaton have worked together?

    • @TheActualDP
      @TheActualDP 3 роки тому

      Nope, there are a few videos like this where Remy makes an appearance, most commonly as one of those TSA fondlers.

    • @AnaIvanovic4ever
      @AnaIvanovic4ever 3 роки тому

      No! Game of Thrones libertatian edition for example.

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 3 роки тому +2

    I was literally a different person back then lol I'm losing it

  • @barkerd427
    @barkerd427 3 роки тому +13

    Forcing someone to make a wedding cake isn't libertarian.

    • @squee116
      @squee116 2 роки тому +2

      No, and I don't think that was espoused. Voluntarily choosing to make one is libertarian, though.

    • @barkerd427
      @barkerd427 2 роки тому +1

      @@squee116 Voluntarily choosing to not make one is also libertarian...

    • @squee116
      @squee116 2 роки тому +2

      @@barkerd427 Hence no mention of forcing anyone to do anything...

  • @PhotriusPyrelus
    @PhotriusPyrelus 2 роки тому

    I love the genuine delivery of his "I would *LOVE* to go to space!" at... lol. 4:20

  • @yukozuna1130
    @yukozuna1130 3 роки тому +8

    I’m so sad ReasonTV doesn’t back the baker… quite the opposite of a #Libertarian stance on the issue.

    • @mattmcclellan7781
      @mattmcclellan7781 3 роки тому +2

      I think they did take the Libertarian stance on this issue - see the previous video Libertarian PBS, they backed the baker's right to not make the cake but also the right of people to voluntarily withhold business, friendship, association, etc. with the homophobic baker ("that is your right, but it is my right to kick you off this show..").

    • @yukozuna1130
      @yukozuna1130 3 роки тому +5

      @@mattmcclellan7781 yes, they said “it’s your right” and then talked massive shit about him. They obviously don’t back him, even though they admit he was within his rights.

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@yukozuna1130 So by your own admission they backed him even though they clearly disagreed. And to you that's "the opposite of a Libertarian stance".
      I believe you have shown everyone the quality of your views.

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 2 роки тому

      @@yukozuna1130 How is that the opposite of a libertarian view exactly? It’s saying “I disagree with what you did, but I will fight for your right to do it”

  • @pgfinna
    @pgfinna 2 роки тому

    That space travel bit is outstanding

  • @traviswall1982
    @traviswall1982 3 роки тому +4

    I just asked myself yesterday when the next ReasonTV video would be. YAY!

  • @wiiztec
    @wiiztec 3 роки тому +1

    Unskippable 15 second ads are no different than rape I DO NOT CONSENT!

  • @TheBrianp1
    @TheBrianp1 3 роки тому +3

    Oh this is going to be good.
    And it was.

  • @dalexplym4882
    @dalexplym4882 Рік тому +1

    I'd gladly trade the trimming scissors TSA stole from me, for that set of bagpipes.

  • @noturbo
    @noturbo 3 роки тому +8

    1 trillion dollars lets push that button no harm in it 🤗

    • @shanek6582
      @shanek6582 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like shiba inu

    • @shanek6582
      @shanek6582 3 роки тому

      @sp0777iXdlMLalN0dsXxlMlNdsM0jdsj what song

  • @kavinskysmith4094
    @kavinskysmith4094 3 роки тому

    This is the most james bond thing I've seen in over 20 years, Bravo Guys, Bravo!

  • @MorganJ
    @MorganJ 3 роки тому +5

    "Ooooh. Alright, what are your pronouns?" This is so relatable especially when people have like screen-names on the internet and like I want to respect their gender identity but I have no idea what they identify as.

    • @MorganJ
      @MorganJ 3 роки тому

      @Ophelia I usually try to use like them/they if I have no idea. The really frustrating thing is when somebody won't respond when I ask them what their preferred pronouns are, but then gets mad when I use gender-neutral phrases like "guys" and "dudebro".

  • @zvorenergy
    @zvorenergy 8 місяців тому

    Wow this really made my overcast Saturday morning first cup of coffee. 😂 definitely shaken

  • @shaanz2.087
    @shaanz2.087 3 роки тому

    Awesome, outstanding, incredible 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @brianrhiel5292
    @brianrhiel5292 3 роки тому +3

    Glad to see you guys again, been too long!

  • @JFNIReverse
    @JFNIReverse 3 роки тому +2

    Libertarian bond look fantastic.

  • @ghxstleader485
    @ghxstleader485 3 роки тому +6

    "Bake the cake, bigot" "What are your pronouns" "Jeff Bezos is a good person actually" Reason is the corporate cathedral mouthpiece for the libertarian party

  • @FoOtFoOt542
    @FoOtFoOt542 9 місяців тому

    “Malleable” is my favorite word

  • @nickryanhdaa
    @nickryanhdaa 3 роки тому +4

    Gold part is pure Gold

  • @TheCraigy111
    @TheCraigy111 3 роки тому +1

    Barman, the man over there in the white tuxedo will have a can of cola, shaken not opened.

  • @theonewhowill4903
    @theonewhowill4903 3 роки тому +3

    ANDREW HEATON IS BACK!!!!

  • @cimmeriabastardsword
    @cimmeriabastardsword 3 роки тому

    This is way better than the new Bond movie!

  • @austinveno6743
    @austinveno6743 Рік тому

    I can't believe nobody has mentioned "we definitely shouldn't do that........and we probably shouldn't call it that"

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 3 роки тому +8

    This is still funny even with the left wing tropes.

    • @MyShiroyuki
      @MyShiroyuki 3 роки тому

      Shows the left really don’t have a sense of humor. They can make their stuff funny but don’t because of stupid reasons.

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 3 роки тому +2

      ¿What left wing tropes?

    • @tuvarkz
      @tuvarkz 3 роки тому +8

      @@-haclong2366 Pronouns? Dealing with MeToo stuff rather than pointing out the girl was clearly ok with getting slapped in the ass?

    • @nanowasabi4421
      @nanowasabi4421 3 роки тому +2

      @@tuvarkz
      I don’t know about the pronouns bit, but I feel like the me too bit was making fun of the left, not supporting them.

    • @benjaminwellington8297
      @benjaminwellington8297 3 роки тому +1

      @@tuvarkz I think the MeToo part was actually to make fun of the movement.