I really want the next twist to be that jigsaw and his minions were all aware of the audience all along and that the series goes full cabin in the woods, and that jigsaw and his cronies are all trying to apease some eldrich abomination or whatever.
I can't wait until SAW 9, where everyone is helping Jigsaw. Even the houses, the animals, and children are helping Jigsaw. That bird you saw yesterday? Helping Jigsaw. The baby you saw in a pregnant woman? Helping Jigsaw.
Honestly, This comment made me think: if they did a whole movie full of murders with witnesses and then at the end it was just a massive cult of Jigsaw fans who were selecting people for Truman Show-esque scenarios leading to their demise, the series would break every scale.
The next movie needs to be a battle Royale between all the secret-helpers (all alive, gives more room for terrible explanations) with all of them building traps for each other. The twist at the end could be that all their traps are connected, as an unknown outside party saw what was happening and decided to fuck with them all. That outside party is then of course later revealed to be the real jigsaw. Also alive, also for stupid reasons. Let's say the cops were in on it the whole time, everything was faked, and it was a huge charade to lure psychopaths in the general population to kill each other.
Yeah but the problem is, that's not a terrible idea and could be a very interesting twist that would overcome the entirety of the series and also potentially explain things that currently make no sense. It's a bad idea. But too good for Saw. No.
Yes! and all the saw games were just preparation for this. The "battle royale" could just be one single game, with each helper helping jigsaw independently and unaware of each other, add when they each pretend to due during the game, they actually get trapped, so that by the end jigsaw had them all restrained, all see each other for what they are - and then he just executes them all. ... Or does he?
The twist honestly felt like a mary sue story. Like a fan fiction. My character was Jigsaw's first partner, eventhough he never beat a trap because he's super special awesome, & he's gonna do the trap that Jigsaw failed 10 years ago.
Even gets an edgy phrase at the end: "I speak for the dead" (Which him saying that in place of "game over" reinforces him being "super special awesome" xd)
@@isauldron4337 I should've elaborated more about it. I mean't mary sue in the sense that it's a dumb reason for the writer's self insert fan fic character to meet the main character & work beside them so they can bd best buds.
I kept thinking that Jigsaw's baby somehow survived the miscarriage and was exacting revenge or something... I was slightly let down by the actual results lol
Jigsaw planned so far back that the next film takes place in the 18th century. Reverse reverse bear trap for actual bears. SAW 2 SAW 2 DEAD THREE-SAW SEE SAW SAW 4: SAW HARDER SAW : TABLESAW SAW 6: SAWRY GO ROUND 3D7 SAW THE JIGSAW'S UP
5:31 I just wanna point out how easy it would be to survive that grain trap. The saw blade fell right in front of that girl and all she had to do was pick that thing up and use it as a shield to cover her head
jordie lilly No, I watched the movie, her arms were free. But then again, the blade protecting her wouldn’t protect her arms and she could still die of blood loss.
Same, I'm actually a little disappointed they didn't bring Jigsaw back from the dead. No one would've cared, because the series is so ridiculous at this point. And it would've allowed for more movies. We all know we're still watching them BECAUSE Tobin Bell has somehow managed to continue being in them, even though his character's been dead for four movies (technically he died in number three, but if you pay attention to the timeline he was also alive during the events of number four; yeah, YMS wasn't kidding about this franchise's timelines) - if they can pull THAT off, they can bring the character back.
Thinking about it, making it so if jigsaw was alive (never had cancer) and his previously unknown twin brother was the one who died, it could actually work. It'd explain how everything works and saw's entire thing didnt fall apart by the 5th movie. Because the real jigsaw was the one pulling the strings when twinsaw died. This way it wouldnt seem like twinsaw is an omnipotent god that knew everything that was gonna happen, and instead a guy that knew that he wouldnt fail because the real jigsaw (brother) was alive all along.
As soon as I read that I pictured Jigsaw making babies play his games because they've been crying all night and they don't let their parents sleep, so now he has to make a sadistic game for infants
If this for an Asian horror flick, Jigsaw would be a malevolent spirit or trickster god, doing all this for shits and giggles. Just to explain how he knows all everything and set up those traps without anything getting fucked up. And it would make far more sense why the series is still continuing.
Filip Polák Nice use of the "said no one ever" meme that was overused in 2012. Said no one with over two brain cells throughout the history of humanity.
Jigsaw is a soft god, he knows everything. Next saw film will probably have a scene where the entire game relies on a random kid eating his vegetables.
Pretentious Adonis if ya don't eat your vegtables, itll go in the trash, which will attract mice, which will attract a cat, who will cross a road, causing a car to swerve into a telephone pole, making your electricity go out, forcing you to go for a walk for entertainment, which means you end up walking through the forest, where Jigsaw then gets you.
no YMS you don't get it the franchise is a metaphor for jigsaw, it's been dead for years but keeps coming out with new shit every now and again somehow for some reason
Every SAW movie's ending: "You thought this was Jigsaw's accomplice, but I was EVEN MORE Jigsaw's accomplice! I was the MOST Jigsaw's accomplice that ever was! Nobody can be more Jigsaw's accomplice than I have been the whole time and even before documented time!" Upcoming sequel is going to reveal Chris Rock has been helping Jigsaw since he delivered him as a baby.
Jigsaw stated that the leg trap wasn't necessary, so I assume the idea is supposed to be that he has all sorts of random hidden traps around that aren't triggered.
Not to be that guy, Adum, but doctors to this day still use pagers. Their signal is more reliable than a cellphone. So it’s something that can be overlooked, but the timeline/sequence of events is still fucked lol
How about when our killer, who's already suspected by police, sneaks into a guarded hospital room, kills the guy, and sneaks out with the corpse. Then he drives to Jigsaw's grave in a public cemetery, digs up the casket, swaps the bodies, and re-buries it. THEN he does some kind of landscaping magic to make the grave look undisturbed for the city crew coming to exhume Jigsaw later that morning. This is all done, presumably, alone, and over the course of a few hours. All off camera unfortunately. I would've loved a scene of him shopping for some sod.
@@genessab Correct, those are companies. It's the same with all of the recent Mortal Kombat 11 coverage- all of the trailers and videos for it from Warner Bros were monetized but any LPer or streamer who showed video gameplay of it were demonetized.
When I saw the Tagline "He is Everyone" I thought that maybe they came up with the idea to have a cult that somehow agreed with Jigsaw in an attempt to move away from the complete mess that was the original timeline and maybe Hoffman could have started the cult; it sounds stupid but it makes more fucking sense then the mess they came up with in this movie.
That actually would've been a great plotline for this movie and a decent excuse out of a lot of shitty plot holes. Instead they went with a 1000x more convoluted storyline for the purpose of.....tricking the audience? K.
boafewa hserf Right man I wanted Gordon and Hoffman to make an appearance i do remember reading they werent going to be in it months ago but i still hoped even stayed till credits ended and just got pissed that it was such a standalone film and a slap in the face to fans.
The channel Pretty Much It described the Saw franchise as " a perpetual flashback to a present that never comes" and I think that is the best description possible.
I want a crossover between Saw and Mr. Bean. Put Mr. Bean through a gauntlet of tests like Saw 3, 4, 6, and 7; but he passes each test through his own cleverness, or sheer dumb-luck. The whole time, he thinks it's a big escape-room event.
Watching the trailers to this movie I genuinely thought it was a government PSA until the title dropped. "He is everywhere" honestly made me think it was some sort of "Don't feed the pig" thing.
Awkward texts, bad glowing eye effect in the back seat, "He's everywhere" sounds more like a thing the government warns you about than something you'd be scared of in a horror movie now.
Hillyan My sentiments exactly this bullshit was a standalone im guessing to kill the series entirely cuz they dont want to work on it anymore or because Gordon and Hoffman actors weren't down
Cancer Itself185 Read somewhere that Cary Elwes wasn't interested in playing Dr. Gordon anymore. Or maybe it was the guy who played Hoffmann. I'll double check.
"Deleted scene" All of the jigsaw helpers must battle each other to the death in five minutes,the door will open when all of the keys are used minus one. The door opens and there is no exit, behind the door says get got, the person dies
The marketing for this movie confused me, they acted like jigsaw being dead was some kind of big deal because traps were going on, but that's like the twist of half those fucking movies. "Oh hey ya know so and so? They're actually working for jigsaw and THEY set up x traps"
One thing I was always wondering is, when they were freed from the chains, why didn’t they try to escape from the barn by trying to tear through the planks. I mean sun light was shining through, and after noticing that any of the „official exits“ turned out to be a trap, it would have made sense to just try to go through one of the walls. They looked crooked enough.
This film was the best comedy of the year, love how in the grain trap all the items (including knives with weighted handles) conveniently fell in a manner that the blades/ sharp sides pierced downwards at all times. Best film to watch this Halloween.
The ending would be a magnificent train wreck though: Trap survivor 1: 'Funny, you spent so much time looking for Jigsaw that you didn't know he was right in front of you. Game over.' Trap survivor 2: 'It is over..FOR YOU! Did you really think Jigsaw only had room for one helper? Your cunning is admirable, but there can be only one star pupil. Game ov-' Police officer: *Busts down the door* 'Which is exactly why you two have to go. I wasn't just Jigsaw's student, I was his friend. Game -.' Some random stray dog that the group befriended earlier: *pulls out a butterfly knife* 'But I was his BEST friend. G-' The muffled voice of Trap survivor 1's unborn child: 'Amateurs, all of you. With my birth shall come the birth of the true Jigsaw. GAME OVE-' Dr Gordon: 'Now now, let's not run before we can walk...' Vizzini: *randomly appears, removing a pig mask* 'You fool, you fell for one of the classic blunders!' This continues as the credits roll, with the theme getting progressively louder as more people arrive and everybody starts screaming at each other.
They were all lame, but I absolutely love the end of the first one, where everything's dark and he says "Game over!" and slams the door. There's just something so atmospheric and epic about it.
Saw XIV: we find out that every character from every movie has been in on it and helping since 15 years before saw 1. Saw XVIII: we find out that the only person **not** in on it is Jigsaw. Turns out he never existed, and was just part of everyone's story.
The trap with the girl being injected with the acid is dumb. You literally could have dropped all three liquids in there shirt and see witch one burns through and then just throw away the one the burns through and inject the good one
I thought the emotions of fear and self-defense overruled adrenaline though, nope wait, this is a horror movie, self-defense must be nulled because we have to have torture porn guys
Prediction: They will continue to make (Jig)saw movies until Tobin Bell is actually dead or is unwilling or unable to portray John, and even then they will find a more ridiculous reason to keep going. This franchise was dead with the release of Saw V. They should have ended at 3. This is the only Saw film I will not be seeing.
Fun fact: Doctors like Gordon are STILL using pagers, six years from this video... They have some advantages. A big one being the signals for pagers can go through walls cell signals can't, and hospital ones are one of them - hospitals have very thick walls and special shielding to block x-rays and other stuff. Gives hospitals cellular dead zones, but pagers keep on ticking.
Just like Blade Runner 2049, it is a faithful sequel that ties in with its predecessors... well, I mean it tries to. It does if you just say time works differently in the Saw universe or something.
+Dr. Tiggy I couldn't agree more, I definitely want one. I'm sick of this shit with North Korea, can we just get it over and done with? My biggest concern is that there'll be no nukes aimed at Australia because we're a little "out of the way".
Big Fat Man I seen both... the later doesn't even deserve that...."TYFYS" seem worse reviews. And given how badly RT is as a site for good ratings for bad films and vice versa.. I wouldn't hold my breath on them
I just saw on the news that someone like that movie. And then he immediately said that he didn’t like Goodbye Christopher Robin because it was too sad.
I finally found out how to escape the tongue twister that is "I saw SAW." After all these years. I learned to say "Have you seen Saw?" or "I recently seen the new Saw film."
Adam please do some more of The Walking Dead I watch that review at least three times a month and I just watched season seven and there’s so many problems with the continuity and character writing I only noticed because you’re one of my favorite people ever and I think it would also give you an abundance of material to work with
Not trying to justify the poor plot but I'm like 90% sure that in the movie they stated that they found those traps blue prints at one of Jigsaw's bases and they never found the victim's bodies so they knew how the traps would work and how the victims would die but they never found any bodies that matched the profiles until the events of Jigsaw.
Niall Hagan but that's what I'm saying they had his blue prints for traps that were allegedly never used and then suddenly someone is using those allegedly unused traps to kill people.
+Niall hagam he was spared because of a honest mistake. Meanwhile the others players did something that caused other people to die. Like killing a baby, robbing, being drunk and dishonest salesman.
I would like to also add, the reason why he killed those people though out the movie is to get revenge on the man that killed his wife. He also planted stuff in his house to make everyone think he is the new Jigsaw because I think no one will find his body. So he can keep doing Jigsaw work with no one thinking it is him.
I just want someone to do a mega-edit where every movie is rearranged into one giant 16-hour chronological movie. That'd make it easier to understand... ...right?
Dammit Adam, it's nearly 3 am here. I mean I'm still going to watch it. Can't wait for YMS Amusement (Part 3) and The Genius of Synecdoche New York (Part 6).
I just saw “Spiral” tonight and guessed the villain the second they were introduced on screen. I was disappointed, because the endings of the “Saw” movies were always hard for me to guess up until this one. Throughout the movie, though, I couldn’t help but think about these reviews and how much I want Adum to do one for “Spiral”! 😂
That butt shot of the jogging girl is something you would literally never do with a male actor in a zillion years unless it's was, like Zac Efron and you were making a *HUGE UNDENIABLE* point about how gorgeous he's meant to be.
The saws in the wall are actually easy to escape from. Just bunch up the chain to clog the hole it's being pulled through, then hold the chain against the spinning blades until it cuts through. The blade steel I'm assuming MUST be harder than the chains, otherwise you could just yank the chains against the blades and they'd shatter.
Saw 9: Jigsaw 2 reveals that *you* in the audience was helping Jigsaw the whole time.
you are by giving them money
Good thing it not murder since they kill them selves lol
I really want the next twist to be that jigsaw and his minions were all aware of the audience all along and that the series goes full cabin in the woods, and that jigsaw and his cronies are all trying to apease some eldrich abomination or whatever.
Spiral this year.
That would be kinda brilliant
Saw 9: let's get Jiggy with it
24 Frames Of Nick 👌Thank you
SAW X: Jigsaw in space.
Na na na na na na!
Hahahaha
Saw XI: 2 Girls 1 Jigsaw
I can't wait until SAW 9, where everyone is helping Jigsaw. Even the houses, the animals, and children are helping Jigsaw. That bird you saw yesterday? Helping Jigsaw. The baby you saw in a pregnant woman? Helping Jigsaw.
Matt Trulock lol
Honestly, This comment made me think: if they did a whole movie full of murders with witnesses and then at the end it was just a massive cult of Jigsaw fans who were selecting people for Truman Show-esque scenarios leading to their demise, the series would break every scale.
The dog that peed on your yard? Helping Jigsaw
A person that is helping Jigsaw puts a bunch of Jigsaw helpers into traps. May the alpha Jigsaw helper survive!
Matt Trulock that one homeless guy next to your 7-Eleven that you give a dollar sometimes he's helping jigsaw
In Saw 10 we are going to find out YMS was also also also also also also helping Jigsaw
And he enlisted ihe to distract you
Here after the release of Saw X
To be fair, I was actually helping Jigsaw all along. See you in theatres this October, suckers!
Paul Teja Oh my god what a twist!
Because I didn’t see you at the jigsaw corporation coffee breaks even once!
Omg not Paul Teja
Game over
See u in May
Get ready for Detective Chris Rock to investigate the copy cat Jigsaw while actually being the Jigsaw himself
The next movie needs to be a battle Royale between all the secret-helpers (all alive, gives more room for terrible explanations) with all of them building traps for each other. The twist at the end could be that all their traps are connected, as an unknown outside party saw what was happening and decided to fuck with them all. That outside party is then of course later revealed to be the real jigsaw. Also alive, also for stupid reasons. Let's say the cops were in on it the whole time, everything was faked, and it was a huge charade to lure psychopaths in the general population to kill each other.
Nonya Bidness No. No more fucking saw movies.
You see, I like that.
Yeah but the problem is, that's not a terrible idea and could be a very interesting twist that would overcome the entirety of the series and also potentially explain things that currently make no sense.
It's a bad idea. But too good for Saw. No.
Yes! and all the saw games were just preparation for this. The "battle royale" could just be one single game, with each helper helping jigsaw independently and unaware of each other, add when they each pretend to due during the game, they actually get trapped, so that by the end jigsaw had them all restrained, all see each other for what they are - and then he just executes them all.
... Or does he?
Nonya Bidness That's so fucking stupid it's perfect
Saw 9: The Bride Of Jigsaw: She Saw Jigsaw By The Seesaw.
I know its two years later but Saw 10: Seed of Saw
@@peachdoesart7175 lol
I would actually pay money to go with friends and laugh in the theater if it was to that movie.
If that movie existed, they would just put 3 hours of flashbacks that ruin the character of a character that is already dead. Oh wait
This is way funnier than it has any right to be oml
Jigsaw isn't dead. He just placed a body double and went to live on Jamaica and became a rastafari. Jigsaw X: I wanna play a game, mon.
Yooooo 😂😂😂
😶😶...
I’m actually surprised the didn’t bring him back as a clone, or shock....he had a twin brother the whole tiiiiime
Must we go Caribbean?
I like that you kept “Saw IX” from the top comment as part of the canon 👍
The twist honestly felt like a mary sue story. Like a fan fiction. My character was Jigsaw's first partner, eventhough he never beat a trap because he's super special awesome, & he's gonna do the trap that Jigsaw failed 10 years ago.
Saw x Disney Wars crossover. ;)
Even gets an edgy phrase at the end: "I speak for the dead"
(Which him saying that in place of "game over" reinforces him being "super special awesome" xd)
He only survived because of jigsaw though
@@isauldron4337 I should've elaborated more about it. I mean't mary sue in the sense that it's a dumb reason for the writer's self insert fan fic character to meet the main character & work beside them so they can bd best buds.
@@reptiliannoizezz.413 next movie should have the killer say "saw con these nuts bitch"
I kept thinking that Jigsaw's baby somehow survived the miscarriage and was exacting revenge or something... I was slightly let down by the actual results lol
LifeOrDeath93 hahahaha
The killer fetus, out in theaters now
Don't let any studio see this comment
Maybe he's the killer in Spiral.
i'd honestly watch this lol
Jigsaw planned so far back that the next film takes place in the 18th century. Reverse reverse bear trap for actual bears.
SAW
2 SAW 2 DEAD
THREE-SAW SEE SAW
SAW 4: SAW HARDER
SAW : TABLESAW
SAW 6: SAWRY GO ROUND
3D7 SAW
THE JIGSAW'S UP
Saw 27: We're saw-ry
Saw 28 Sawception
SAW 0 Jigsaw Goes to College: A Wacky Maniac In the Campus
Saw 30: The Sawga Continues
Saw 31: I Saw What You Did Last Sawmer
Saw 32: The Texas Jigsaw Massacre
Saw 33: Saw Wars
Saw 34: Sawing Private Ryan
Jigsaw meets Sharknado (2050)
"Get me out of here!"
ok.
Oh aFUCK heh help me
"i dIdn'T dOA nytTHIng jus, lemMe OUt"
"Get me...get me...get me...get me outta here!"
That audio loop is the best SAW movie.
5:31 I just wanna point out how easy it would be to survive that grain trap. The saw blade fell right in front of that girl and all she had to do was pick that thing up and use it as a shield to cover her head
Thought the same thing
Shes buried up to her neck, they cant free their arms
jordie lilly
No, I watched the movie, her arms were free. But then again, the blade protecting her wouldn’t protect her arms and she could still die of blood loss.
Cancer Cop all she had to do was follow the damn train
My friend said the exact same thing in the theater when we were watching lol
Same, I'm actually a little disappointed they didn't bring Jigsaw back from the dead. No one would've cared, because the series is so ridiculous at this point. And it would've allowed for more movies. We all know we're still watching them BECAUSE Tobin Bell has somehow managed to continue being in them, even though his character's been dead for four movies (technically he died in number three, but if you pay attention to the timeline he was also alive during the events of number four; yeah, YMS wasn't kidding about this franchise's timelines) - if they can pull THAT off, they can bring the character back.
Just put him in a robot suit already
Make him into an AI
Or better yet, a dream just to really piss everyone off.
@aaronsdavis Time travel jugsaw knows what happens because he saw it and he will go back to die in the 3d film
Thinking about it, making it so if jigsaw was alive (never had cancer) and his previously unknown twin brother was the one who died, it could actually work. It'd explain how everything works and saw's entire thing didnt fall apart by the 5th movie. Because the real jigsaw was the one pulling the strings when twinsaw died. This way it wouldnt seem like twinsaw is an omnipotent god that knew everything that was gonna happen, and instead a guy that knew that he wouldnt fail because the real jigsaw (brother) was alive all along.
The next movie will be a redemption film...
Jigsaw: I’m Sawry
This comment made my day
This has me laughing like a child at 3AM. Thank you
😂😂😂
You kinda called it?
i hope jigsaw keeps doing this so there is no one left in this universe
As soon as I read that I pictured Jigsaw making babies play his games because they've been crying all night and they don't let their parents sleep, so now he has to make a sadistic game for infants
I mean, they still create more characters regardless.
wheendar
wheendar he starts fucking with aliens xd
Jigsaw is gonna put Thanos in a trap.
If this for an Asian horror flick, Jigsaw would be a malevolent spirit or trickster god, doing all this for shits and giggles. Just to explain how he knows all everything and set up those traps without anything getting fucked up. And it would make far more sense why the series is still continuing.
felman87 at least that's a little interesting dood
felman87 it would fix some of the plot holes at least, would it be original tho?
Dood!
Namenaide kudasai
>////<
JIGSAW-SAANNNNNNN
felman87 that would be so interesting if Japan makes their own version of Saw ^^
I expected Jigsaw to be well written
Said no one ever...not even the screenwriters
lol tell the screenwriters that
Filip Polák Nice use of the "said no one ever" meme that was overused in 2012.
Said no one with over two brain cells throughout the history of humanity.
I said that and was right
Jigsaw FULL MOVIE [SAW 8 2017] : bit.ly/2ykBym5
Jo-Kai Gon-Zo said no one ever isn't even a meme.
this is legit the most confused i've ever been
I don't even understand why the films are called "Saw".
Saw 9: Cool Jig Saws the Kids
(A Film by Derek Savage)
@YandereDev's Father Is your son winning?
@YandereDev's Father Yeah. Make him get a job.
@Dudemeister XIV Has he gotten a job yet?
Jigsaw reminds me of a quote from John Carmack: "This is like porn. There's a story, but it's not that important."
Jigsaw is a soft god, he knows everything. Next saw film will probably have a scene where the entire game relies on a random kid eating his vegetables.
Your Waifu's best friend LMFAO xD
How about the next film is centered on a broccoli stem and half is poisoned & it takes place in Africa
Plot twist, Jigsaw is Santa Claus.
Your Waifu's best friend no he set up the traps, and made the movie and made the audience to enjoy the movie because we all worked for him after all
Pretentious Adonis if ya don't eat your vegtables, itll go in the trash, which will attract mice, which will attract a cat, who will cross a road, causing a car to swerve into a telephone pole, making your electricity go out, forcing you to go for a walk for entertainment, which means you end up walking through the forest, where Jigsaw then gets you.
no YMS you don't get it the franchise is a metaphor for jigsaw, it's been dead for years but keeps coming out with new shit every now and again somehow for some reason
META
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Neil Breen made these movies after all.
+George Parker you're using "new" very loosely lol
Jigsaw FULL MOVIE [SAW 8 2017] : bit.ly/2ykBym5
Saw 9 reveals jigsaw was really tupac the whole time
Every SAW movie's ending: "You thought this was Jigsaw's accomplice, but I was EVEN MORE Jigsaw's accomplice! I was the MOST Jigsaw's accomplice that ever was! Nobody can be more Jigsaw's accomplice than I have been the whole time and even before documented time!"
Upcoming sequel is going to reveal Chris Rock has been helping Jigsaw since he delivered him as a baby.
Trump accomplice
After that, Jigsaw's father is revealed to have been helping him since he was a sperm cell.
Jigsaw stated that the leg trap wasn't necessary, so I assume the idea is supposed to be that he has all sorts of random hidden traps around that aren't triggered.
Gotta put all those accomplices to work I guess
So, basically, Adam put more thought into the plot of the Saw franchise than the writers of this movie.
I agree.
It would be hard to put in less and still qualify as sentient.
“I just s a w Jig s a w .”
HA
MahZA it takes one to know one
the eight film in the s a w franchise.
Ferra OHOHOHOHOHO-
You punny boyo
You are a *SAW*-rry excuse for mankind.
Ha.
*h* *A*
alan21 I am autistic as well here ._.
Not to be that guy, Adum, but doctors to this day still use pagers. Their signal is more reliable than a cellphone. So it’s something that can be overlooked, but the timeline/sequence of events is still fucked lol
ohohoho you just had to open your mouth
Hey, good point!!
Do you really think the creators thought that through?
I thought the same thing. Doctors still use pagers...
And Firefighters.
How about when our killer, who's already suspected by police, sneaks into a guarded hospital room, kills the guy, and sneaks out with the corpse. Then he drives to Jigsaw's grave in a public cemetery, digs up the casket, swaps the bodies, and re-buries it. THEN he does some kind of landscaping magic to make the grave look undisturbed for the city crew coming to exhume Jigsaw later that morning.
This is all done, presumably, alone, and over the course of a few hours.
All off camera unfortunately. I would've loved a scene of him shopping for some sod.
igor caique I can't help but imagine the end of the movie where the 30+ people screaming game over at one person (Maybe a traitor?)
CJG G holy shit that I'm stoned and that is the single greatest visual of all time. God bless you
hahah yes this is probably the most ridiculous convoluted stunt out of the whole franchise.
Jacob I think he had another accomplice
All while leaving behind a trail of bodies from the recreated Barn game for the police to find.
Saw Nine : Jigsaw’s previously unknown daughter is all grown up and making traps. She has hallucinations of Tobin Bell.
The “game over” at the end is Tobin Bell’s ghost locking her into her own trap
You could power half a city block with the sheer amount of frustrated rage coming out of this video.
But just remember Unfriended, that could power the whole world for a decade if used right.
Adam thought he was gonna make a quickie and then he saw the movie...
Jigsaw just has Lynks Disease
ThyNameIsSkepticism We all have lynx disease :/ damn prison yard clay.
Not a reference I expected to see here.
ThyNameIsSkepticism do not trust this man, he has lynx disease
Lynks*
That one video is scarier than the entire Saw franchise put together
Jigsaw 9 will reveal Danny Glover's character was helping him the whole time.
Or the Drill Chair Guy that Danny Glover's partner saved.
His character died in the video game which is cannon
Adam: Pukes a couple times and shows explicit gore
Gets demonitized
*surprised pikachu meme*
The saw trailers are monetized on UA-cam and it has explicit gore
KillerGnomes but that’s because they’re a company and UA-cam only cares about what gets them money
@@genessab Correct, those are companies. It's the same with all of the recent Mortal Kombat 11 coverage- all of the trailers and videos for it from Warner Bros were monetized but any LPer or streamer who showed video gameplay of it were demonetized.
Reborn Kusabi yup fuck UA-cam’s capitalist zeal
"MAKE A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T SUCK OR DIE. MAKE YOUR CHOICE."
hahaha
Fuckin furry
+SomeLadThere you know that "YourMovieSucksDOTOrg" Adam is also a furry right?
*"NO! PLEASE!"*
When I saw the Tagline "He is Everyone" I thought that maybe they came up with the idea to have a cult that somehow agreed with Jigsaw in an attempt to move away from the complete mess that was the original timeline and maybe Hoffman could have started the cult; it sounds stupid but it makes more fucking sense then the mess they came up with in this movie.
Bedroom Bunny nah they already had a cult movie for an 7 part series this year (child’s play).
I honestly thought Dr. Gordon and the other attackers were a part of some kind of Jigsaw cult.
That actually would've been a great plotline for this movie and a decent excuse out of a lot of shitty plot holes. Instead they went with a 1000x more convoluted storyline for the purpose of.....tricking the audience? K.
boafewa hserf Right man I wanted Gordon and Hoffman to make an appearance i do remember reading they werent going to be in it months ago but i still hoped even stayed till credits ended and just got pissed that it was such a standalone film and a slap in the face to fans.
They touch on that in the previous movie and even one of the games. That would have been way more interesting.
I knew there was a reason I stayed up until 3.30 am
2:34 for me.
Same right now.
5:13 am
1:00
I'm in Aus. It's literally 6am
The channel Pretty Much It described the Saw franchise as " a perpetual flashback to a present that never comes" and I think that is the best description possible.
Jigsaw trying to look younger with the backwards hat at the book signing is the epitome of "hello fellow kids". 😂😂
You are the writers and directors worst nightmare.
M KF E;R the edgelord redpill nitpicker is by no means a reliable film critic.
@@horsemann7354 oh him? The guy who puts in random unfitting earrape and then puts in Hitler speech audio because "hahaha edgy=comedy" right?
@@horsemann7354 I know this comment is a year old but I'm curious as to who you mean since the guy who posted deleted his comment
I want a crossover between Saw and Mr. Bean.
Put Mr. Bean through a gauntlet of tests like Saw 3, 4, 6, and 7; but he passes each test through his own cleverness, or sheer dumb-luck. The whole time, he thinks it's a big escape-room event.
Watching the trailers to this movie I genuinely thought it was a government PSA until the title dropped.
"He is everywhere" honestly made me think it was some sort of "Don't feed the pig" thing.
V339 Why would you think that it was a PSA?
Awkward texts, bad glowing eye effect in the back seat, "He's everywhere" sounds more like a thing the government warns you about than something you'd be scared of in a horror movie now.
I think that was the point, a warning that an old friend was back again
V339 "Don't feed the pig" ?
V339
H
This movie was stupid and I loved every minute of it. I cant wait for more.
"Saw - The final chapter"
2017:
I dont care, we need money.
"Jigsaw - Not a spinoff"
whats the next one gonna be called jigsaw 2 or saw 9?
THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!
Get Jiggy With It.
Phil Swift that's a lotta da midge
Saw 3^2: The Bullshit Strikes Back!
Jigsaw 2 Part 1
Jig2Saw9 the next convoluted twist
you sound like Tina from Bob's Burgers
He sounds like Kermit The Frog with Squidwards accent.
Richard Anderson A bit deeper pitched though
My mom said that as well ha
Now I can’t un hear this
Halfway between Linda and Tina.
and WHERE was doctor Gordon!?
Hillyan My sentiments exactly this bullshit was a standalone im guessing to kill the series entirely cuz they dont want to work on it anymore or because Gordon and Hoffman actors weren't down
Wondering where the lab sauce is.
Cancer Itself185 Read somewhere that Cary Elwes wasn't interested in playing Dr. Gordon anymore. Or maybe it was the guy who played Hoffmann. I'll double check.
I'll do you one better. WHO was doctor Gordon? I mean...Who was he really. What are his motivations? What's his favorite color?
Also the guy who played Hoffman evidently just did another movie so yeah he might not want to come back either.
I'm too late but...
Cool cat is jigsaw
Is his motivation that his victims didn't love kids enough?
Oh by the way Dean Winchester of Supernatural is fucking Jigsaw
I T A L L M A K E S S E N S E O M G
You know what? Fuck you guys, IM JIGSAW!
OMG's it's the Fell Dragon Grima
"Deleted scene"
All of the jigsaw helpers must battle each other to the death in five minutes,the door will open when all of the keys are used minus one. The door opens and there is no exit, behind the door says get got, the person dies
The marketing for this movie confused me, they acted like jigsaw being dead was some kind of big deal because traps were going on, but that's like the twist of half those fucking movies. "Oh hey ya know so and so? They're actually working for jigsaw and THEY set up x traps"
+Mark Smith I thought the same thing
I find it hilarious that the ad for this video happened to be for Jigsaw.
"Dumb mindless fun" this is becoming more and more synonimous with Hollywood movies.
With the 'fun' aspect. See also: Marvel.
I love that they have gotten to a point were blatantly supernatural elements would not only be more believable but also more realistic.
One thing I was always wondering is, when they were freed from the chains, why didn’t they try to escape from the barn by trying to tear through the planks. I mean sun light was shining through, and after noticing that any of the „official exits“ turned out to be a trap, it would have made sense to just try to go through one of the walls. They looked crooked enough.
Time for Chris Rock’s Spiral.
It's going to be terrible. can't wait!
I'm hoping against hope it's actually good. It'll probably turn out like Halloween 3 or Spike Lee's Oldboy though.
@@RecluseBootsy Eyy, Halloween 3 is pretty good.
This film was the best comedy of the year, love how in the grain trap all the items (including knives with weighted handles) conveniently fell in a manner that the blades/ sharp sides pierced downwards at all times. Best film to watch this Halloween.
I just want a saw movie where the twist is every character is helping jigsaw
The ending would be a magnificent train wreck though:
Trap survivor 1: 'Funny, you spent so much time looking for Jigsaw that you didn't know he was right in front of you. Game over.'
Trap survivor 2: 'It is over..FOR YOU! Did you really think Jigsaw only had room for one helper? Your cunning is admirable, but there can be only one star pupil. Game ov-'
Police officer: *Busts down the door* 'Which is exactly why you two have to go. I wasn't just Jigsaw's student, I was his friend. Game -.'
Some random stray dog that the group befriended earlier: *pulls out a butterfly knife* 'But I was his BEST friend. G-'
The muffled voice of Trap survivor 1's unborn child: 'Amateurs, all of you. With my birth shall come the birth of the true Jigsaw. GAME OVE-'
Dr Gordon: 'Now now, let's not run before we can walk...'
Vizzini: *randomly appears, removing a pig mask* 'You fool, you fell for one of the classic blunders!'
This continues as the credits roll, with the theme getting progressively louder as more people arrive and everybody starts screaming at each other.
The "Ten years ago" thing can be solved like this: They didn't know exactly how long ago he died, just that it was within that range of 10 years.
They were all lame, but I absolutely love the end of the first one, where everything's dark and he says "Game over!" and slams the door. There's just something so atmospheric and epic about it.
the next film should be Toben bell committing Jigsaw killings after seeing the saw films... but the TV repairman was working with him all along!
Basically the Human Centipede route?
13 minute video?
Prediction: It sucks, doesn't it?
Silver Pin
The channel is called "your movie sucks"... They are supposed to suk
Saw XIV: we find out that every character from every movie has been in on it and helping since 15 years before saw 1.
Saw XVIII: we find out that the only person **not** in on it is Jigsaw. Turns out he never existed, and was just part of everyone's story.
I had a stroke trying to understand the timeline you've explained, because I've never seen a saw movie lmao
Lol you can watch each of the saw films twice and still have the same result as you had
The trap with the girl being injected with the acid is dumb. You literally could have dropped all three liquids in there shirt and see witch one burns through and then just throw away the one the burns through and inject the good one
cyborg sloth88 mitch's dumbass shouldve pulled the lever when the trap was jammed 😁😁
Alex XD true
They're idiots who aren't thinking things through because of adrenaline.
I thought the emotions of fear and self-defense overruled adrenaline though, nope wait, this is a horror movie, self-defense must be nulled because we have to have torture porn guys
Or the idiot girl could have said something
SAW9:EVEN more JIG and even more SAW
Prediction: They will continue to make (Jig)saw movies until Tobin Bell is actually dead or is unwilling or unable to portray John, and even then they will find a more ridiculous reason to keep going. This franchise was dead with the release of Saw V. They should have ended at 3. This is the only Saw film I will not be seeing.
Bamboo Acrobat you're better off not seeing it, the ending makes no sense and I'm still confused over it
The day Tobin Bell dies is the day the Saw Franchise will finally stop with the flashbacks.
RipWitch I bet they have plenty of extra archive footage just in case haha
"I pretty much got what I paid for I guess"
-Adam Johnston on Jigsaw (2017)
I always come into these videos like
"Hey but I liked the movie"
Then leave like
"Oh it DOES suck. Well then."
Fun fact: Doctors like Gordon are STILL using pagers, six years from this video... They have some advantages. A big one being the signals for pagers can go through walls cell signals can't, and hospital ones are one of them - hospitals have very thick walls and special shielding to block x-rays and other stuff. Gives hospitals cellular dead zones, but pagers keep on ticking.
So it's better than Blade Runner 2049? Got it, buying my ticket now.
wut
Yep. That was the message of this video!
Buying tickets.
Just like Blade Runner 2049, it is a faithful sequel that ties in with its predecessors... well, I mean it tries to. It does if you just say time works differently in the Saw universe or something.
It made more money that Blade Runner lol.....
+Dr. Tiggy I couldn't agree more, I definitely want one. I'm sick of this shit with North Korea, can we just get it over and done with? My biggest concern is that there'll be no nukes aimed at Australia because we're a little "out of the way".
Jigsaw has a 42% on the Rotten Tomatoes.
Suburbicon has a 27% on the Rotten Tomatoes.
Too bad.
Big Fat Man I seen both... the later doesn't even deserve that...."TYFYS" seem worse reviews. And given how badly RT is as a site for good ratings for bad films and vice versa.. I wouldn't hold my breath on them
I just saw on the news that someone like that movie.
And then he immediately said that he didn’t like Goodbye Christopher Robin because it was too sad.
Too bad Suburbicon is hot trash.
Jacob Hill It is so bad that I fell asleep
Mark G. I know right? The whole time I kept glancing at my watch. Oscar Isaac gave a good performance though.
Maybe Jigsaw knew the backstories of his victims because he approached them as an online psychologist ;)
xiarhos5 JigDoctissimo
When the jump to avoid the talk about the ending is almost 10 minutes
*This movie should have been marketed as a comedy.*
Justin Y. Where are your likes Justin?
Justin Y. Poor Justin...
Fuck you.
yea
When said you skip to this time to avoid spoilers, I was like "what plot?"
I finally found out how to escape the tongue twister that is "I saw SAW." After all these years.
I learned to say "Have you seen Saw?" or "I recently seen the new Saw film."
All of your SAW reviews are simultaneously mind-boggling and hilarious.
Doctors still use pagers today. It's weird.
Geoff F. I was about to make the same comment lol
I think it's because they're less distracting than a phone.
Chickenfarmer10 that and it’s also quicker and surprisingly more reliable
"Paging Doctor Gordon! Paging Doctor Gordon!"
What? No they don't. My dad is an orthopedic surgeon and hasn't had a pager since the early 2000's. He says same with every other doctor he knows.
Jigsaw would just be the best personal investigator ever
I want this series to continue so that Adam can keep making videos on them.
Adam please do some more of The Walking Dead I watch that review at least three times a month and I just watched season seven and there’s so many problems with the continuity and character writing I only noticed because you’re one of my favorite people ever and I think it would also give you an abundance of material to work with
Is that "Summer Samba - So Nice" I hear in the background?
Ahh, memories of Destroy all Humans are coming back.
Walter Wanderlay, so great.
it is a elevator-worthy song, unfortunately
Someone needs to make an official jigsaw timeline and then just submit a page full of random scribbles
And now he must do spiral. Can’t wait for that
Not trying to justify the poor plot but I'm like 90% sure that in the movie they stated that they found those traps blue prints at one of Jigsaw's bases and they never found the victim's bodies so they knew how the traps would work and how the victims would die but they never found any bodies that matched the profiles until the events of Jigsaw.
Niall Hagan but that's what I'm saying they had his blue prints for traps that were allegedly never used and then suddenly someone is using those allegedly unused traps to kill people.
+Niall hagam he was spared because of a honest mistake. Meanwhile the others players did something that caused other people to die. Like killing a baby, robbing, being drunk and dishonest salesman.
I would like to also add, the reason why he killed those people though out the movie is to get revenge on the man that killed his wife. He also planted stuff in his house to make everyone think he is the new Jigsaw because I think no one will find his body. So he can keep doing Jigsaw work with no one thinking it is him.
What is this, go back to your good quality content masterpieces like "Stranger Tings"
oh no I'm allergic to closets
skkrrrrrrrrra
jigsaw can never be hot
Quick maths
2 + 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 more sequels after this movie
This is more complicated than the Zelda timeline
We need SAW X. Jigsaw in space.
I also want Freddy Krueger to fight him.
rants about the whole movie gives 5 out of 10
talks pretty good about IT 2017 give it 6 out of 10
when i saw that adum gave IT 6/10 i was honestly mad
The best thing about IT was the acting. Everything else felt goofy and not even remotely scary
I just want someone to do a mega-edit where every movie is rearranged into one giant 16-hour chronological movie. That'd make it easier to understand... ...right?
Jesus the Saw franchise has Kingdom Hearts syndrome
pretty much lol (at least kindom hearts still has good gamplay)
Poppa G On top of a billion cutscenes that are amazingly bad making the gameplay meaningless.
Its just guilty pleasure at this point
*insert Tidus laugh* (I know he's FF.)
I think I played only one KOH game barely when i was very young, but even I know it’s smarter than the entire Saw series combined
Dammit Adam, it's nearly 3 am here. I mean I'm still going to watch it. Can't wait for YMS Amusement (Part 3) and The Genius of Synecdoche New York (Part 6).
god i can’t wait to see his review of spiral
I just saw “Spiral” tonight and guessed the villain the second they were introduced on screen. I was disappointed, because the endings of the “Saw” movies were always hard for me to guess up until this one. Throughout the movie, though, I couldn’t help but think about these reviews and how much I want Adum to do one for “Spiral”! 😂
My ranking of the series
8) 3d
7) 3
6) 5
5) 6
4) Jigsaw
3) 2
2) 4
1) Saw
SAW 3 & 4 were the worst.
UA-cam must be stopped! Demonetizing creators at whim is ridiculous.
This dude sounds like Kermit
squidward
Samuel Bueno that one character from bobs burgers
Samuel Bueno I can never watch anymore yms videos without picturing kermit flailing around off camera now, thanks I guess.
Samuel Bueno Now I want Kermit to read out Jigsaw's speeches.
what have you done
That butt shot of the jogging girl is something you would literally never do with a male actor in a zillion years unless it's was, like Zac Efron and you were making a *HUGE UNDENIABLE* point about how gorgeous he's meant to be.
If they make Saw 9 I'm waiting to see it for free on Amazon Prime.
The saws in the wall are actually easy to escape from. Just bunch up the chain to clog the hole it's being pulled through, then hold the chain against the spinning blades until it cuts through. The blade steel I'm assuming MUST be harder than the chains, otherwise you could just yank the chains against the blades and they'd shatter.