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  • Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
  • National Lampoon's Vacation Cousin Eddie. ONLY THE BEST OF....from all the Vacation movies. LOL or your $ back.

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  • @pamelajackson69
    @pamelajackson69 9 років тому +204

    "Her eyes aren't crossed anymore".. "That's something, ain't it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed.. she gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. I don't know" lol

  • @brandon7219
    @brandon7219 7 років тому +436

    the moment you realise you are your family's cousin eddie...

  • @jonkerns5490
    @jonkerns5490 8 років тому +285

    Eddie was one of the main attractions of the movies i think

    • @sportsygirl8
      @sportsygirl8 8 років тому +11

      +Jon Kerns I think so, although he wasn't in European Vacation.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 7 років тому +15

      Jon Kerns I don't think he was acting in any of em 🤠🤣🤣

    • @spaceace4387
      @spaceace4387 5 років тому +3

      He was funny in the first one, after that he was too over the top and too over used.

    • @sluggzmcgee7420
      @sluggzmcgee7420 5 років тому +9

      Co-sign. These National Lampoon's Family Vacation flicks are definitely NOT the same and nowhere near as funny without cousin Eddie. Thanks Randy Quaid!

    • @ladams391
      @ladams391 4 роки тому +3

      It’s because it’s relatable. Not everyone can relate to every weird, screwed up event that happens in these movies, so even though the plot is good/funny it’s not the part most will connect to. Not everyone has this sort of crazy nonsense happen in their lives, but pretty much everyone that has a family has a Cousin Eddie, and even those that unfortunately don’t have a family probably still know a Cousin Eddie.

  • @HorrorSquad
    @HorrorSquad 10 років тому +270

    To me Christmas Vacation goes to another level when Cousin Eddie and Snot show up. Awesome movie

  • @KitsuyuutsuR
    @KitsuyuutsuR 4 роки тому +89

    You forgot the best part! You forgot the part in the first movie where Eddie talks about the metal plate in his head and tells them every time Catherine ran the microwave he’d piss his pants and forget who he was for a half hour or so 🤣

    • @justinthepirate4621
      @justinthepirate4621 4 роки тому +7

      That's in Christmas Vacation

    • @KitsuyuutsuR
      @KitsuyuutsuR 4 роки тому +4

      @@justinthepirate4621 yeah, I realized that when I just watched it over the holidays. Still should have added it, though ;)

    • @justinthepirate4621
      @justinthepirate4621 4 роки тому

      @@KitsuyuutsuR I do agree, that was a funny line

    • @andrecharlebois705
      @andrecharlebois705 3 роки тому +4

      "revved up the mahcrohwave..."

  • @Crolis
    @Crolis 7 років тому +148

    My favorite Cousin Eddie line: "I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper... tastes just fine by itself."

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 5 років тому +2

      yep love that one!

    • @carlspackler91
      @carlspackler91 4 роки тому +8

      REAL tomatoe ketchup Eddie??
      Only the best!

    • @mikerenlund6433
      @mikerenlund6433 4 роки тому +5

      How do you like yours Clark? Oh medium rare, a little pink in the middle.No, I mean your bun.Toasted or untoasted?

    • @fergusdonaghy3124
      @fergusdonaghy3124 4 роки тому +2

      @Jimmy Polio beverley is a gift from the gods

    • @TopperPenquin
      @TopperPenquin 3 роки тому

      Let's me Pea gusto a Aso

  • @txgunguy2766
    @txgunguy2766 4 роки тому +147

    You missed one.
    "Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?"
    Ya know, those were my mother's dying words, but when you're covered in 3rd degree burns and got your foot caught in a bear trap you're bound to start talking crazy."

  • @chadhiggins6884
    @chadhiggins6884 5 років тому +83

    I heard Santa was spotted over New York
    Are you serious Clark 😂😂😂

  • @gertrudemcfuzz74
    @gertrudemcfuzz74 9 років тому +89

    "I just can't believe you're standing here in my living room Eddie..."

  • @crackdchosen1
    @crackdchosen1 4 роки тому +92

    “Don’t think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ”

    • @eclecticreader961
      @eclecticreader961 4 роки тому +5

      My defense: Franklin Delano Roosevelt married his sixth cousin. As long as you're not having thoughts about your second cousin, you're in the legal zone.

    • @akkual
      @akkual 3 роки тому +5

      I bet he did think a lot of natural thoughts, though.

    • @beanandcornbreadman5134
      @beanandcornbreadman5134 3 роки тому +1

      @@eclecticreader961 phew maan that’s a relief

  • @ukmedicfrcs
    @ukmedicfrcs 4 роки тому +32

    Lmao I love how Beverly avoids his kisses.

  • @pamelajackson69
    @pamelajackson69 9 років тому +82

    Although all of us have watched Christmas Vacation a million times & can recite nearly every word of the movie, my family still has a tradition of watching it every year around Christmas. SSSSSQQQQQUUUUIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEELLLLL!

    • @CP2Ty
      @CP2Ty 9 років тому +2

      ***** same here lol

    • @pamelajackson69
      @pamelajackson69 9 років тому

      Halo man s117 We also have to watch 24 hours of A Christmas Story lol
      Know nearly every word to that one as well

    • @kevsstream6349
      @kevsstream6349 9 років тому +4

      ***** In the movie, I always know when to look at my parents to see them laugh :)

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 9 років тому +1

      Are family watches the Christmas one and Christmas story every year

    • @davidlabelle361
      @davidlabelle361 7 років тому +2

      Try "our" instead of "are". Sorry for being a Nazi, but I can't stand that kind of shit.

  • @Aajeepstersz
    @Aajeepstersz 4 роки тому +18

    my wife just bought a keychain for our RV that says "shitter is full" lol

  • @kvop32984
    @kvop32984 4 роки тому +29

    “Oh Dad, those are great!” “Quiet down Russ.” 😂

  • @groddofwar7779
    @groddofwar7779 10 років тому +73

    Word of warnin to ya, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish.. Lol, after all these years these crack me up

    • @ScrewMaga
      @ScrewMaga 10 років тому +2

      Thanks for posting that!

  • @elewo2
    @elewo2 11 років тому +127

    Now Now, everyone has an Eddie in there family, an if they dont, its them...

    • @dr9882
      @dr9882 7 років тому

      Eric L 100%!!

    • @reysalas9845
      @reysalas9845 6 років тому

      Hell yeahhh😎😎😎😎

    • @ianmeadows537
      @ianmeadows537 4 роки тому

      I’m my the Eddy of my family lol they’ll tell you to.

    • @DzHarryNuttz
      @DzHarryNuttz 4 роки тому

      It's definitely me. Yep, without a doubt and I take pride in this honor!

  • @whoareyou515
    @whoareyou515 7 років тому +45

    "If I woke up with my head sewn into the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised.....!! "

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 роки тому +36

    Amazing and classic!! Nothing like Cousin Eddie

  • @Colt558
    @Colt558 10 років тому +101

    Randy Quaids' best role

  • @gurskyman
    @gurskyman 8 років тому +53

    Missing "Can you believe they used to test H bombs on this beautiful piece of property?"

  • @melvinatkins998
    @melvinatkins998 12 днів тому +1

    I always wanted to grow up to be exactly like him! Amazing role model for any young man! 💯

    • @TheZowwee
      @TheZowwee  11 днів тому +1

      I always wanted to grow up to be AL Bundy !

  • @eddeewhat5553
    @eddeewhat5553 4 роки тому +15

    I love Eddie no filter, fearless and seem like a kool dude. Lost of fun

  • @nissansentraglx
    @nissansentraglx 11 років тому +32

    reeeeeal tomato ketchup eddie? nothing but the best clark!

  • @jaimek990
    @jaimek990 11 років тому +22

    "you folks didn't get to meet Dinky last night, he had the shits so he slept in the barn"? LOL. Cousin Eddie is such a LEGEND.

    • @aliostrowski1935
      @aliostrowski1935 4 роки тому

      Bad Dinky

    • @kathleenwieczorek9164
      @kathleenwieczorek9164 4 місяці тому

      Cousin Eddie is the best G.O.A.T !
      Man it is a blazer out there you are lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended!! 😂

  • @heidigraney931
    @heidigraney931 8 років тому +31

    He's so dang hilarious! It's hard to believe him and Dennis Quaid are brothers.

    • @nathancruz9172
      @nathancruz9172 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, they’re brothers in real life.

    • @CRC29
      @CRC29 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't know that

  • @lauras3612
    @lauras3612 5 років тому +19

    I absolutely loved Eddie in this one. I always enjoy Randy Quaid's roles. Thought cousin Katherine complimented Eddie really well too. She is so sweet and tolerant that they are an endearing pair.

  • @kfraz6201
    @kfraz6201 9 років тому +7

    Clark,that's the gift that keeps on giving the whooole year.

  • @benjaminlucas1635
    @benjaminlucas1635 4 роки тому +9

    I aint seen a beating like that since somebody put a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose...😀😀

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18 10 років тому +38

    This bread pudding is EXTRA runny tonight!

  • @phillymathguy8142
    @phillymathguy8142 2 роки тому +5

    "He's got a lip fungus ain't identified yet". Classic Eddie.

  • @losd9817
    @losd9817 6 років тому +7

    Lmaooo after introducing his kids.... And then theres our pride and joy- the dog

  • @TheAverageDoctaaa
    @TheAverageDoctaaa 11 років тому +19

    "WHERE CAN I GET SOME DAMN BAIT?"

  • @HumungusO_o
    @HumungusO_o 4 роки тому +12

    " If that thing had nine lives she just spent 'em all " ROFL

  • @kalubsbig9
    @kalubsbig9 9 років тому +2

    Now go get the rubber sheets and the gerbals!
    Classic warped sense of humor! My family watches this every christmas and laugh just as hard as we did the first time we ever saw it.

  • @taylorhill8001
    @taylorhill8001 8 років тому +47

    Eddy you know that your bad luck, you know clark those were my mothers dying words

    • @numbernine8571
      @numbernine8571 4 роки тому

      That's too funny. Of course Eddie didn't know how to spell his own name or when to use "your" and "you're."
      He wasn't to good at correct capitalization and he didn't bother to use an apostrophe when using possesives
      either.

    • @michalslawski6430
      @michalslawski6430 3 роки тому

      Its eddie

    • @Name-ps9fx
      @Name-ps9fx 3 роки тому

      @@numbernine8571
      “Too”
      😉

  • @gforce8885
    @gforce8885 6 років тому +2

    If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than this!! Lol

  • @TheZowwee
    @TheZowwee  4 роки тому +3

    "Surprised Eddie, If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"
    God bless Chevy Chase! I don't know if that line was scripted or not - but that was funny as Hell!

  • @jpa5456
    @jpa5456 6 років тому +7

    "Awww he's good! he's gooooooood!!!" I say that everytime I lose an online game lmao

  • @Trash-ei8mj
    @Trash-ei8mj 3 роки тому +4

    “Get in the kitchen now! Go in there and get yourself something to eat.” - Cousin Eddie

  • @NancyMartell7773
    @NancyMartell7773 11 років тому +7

    I liked that Eddie and his wife played the same character in all the movies they did a great job. Eddie is so funny!

  • @tidela4714
    @tidela4714 5 років тому +3

    “Do you need a bodyguard? I’d die for ya!” Lmao 😂 Me after my favorite fictional character almost dies AGAIN

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral 8 років тому +14

    "Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for ya." Classic! My favorite Eddie moment has to be "MERRY CHRISTMAS! SH***ER WAS FULL!"

    • @sportsygirl8
      @sportsygirl8 8 років тому

      +FloBraMan I love the look on Eddie's face after he tells Wayne Newton that he'd die for him. "Sh***er's full" gets me laughing every time. On TV I never know what he says because they take out the S word, so it's like "Merry Christmas! Full!" and I'm like, that doesn't make sense, I came on here and then finally found out what he said.

    • @jaquelinewade
      @jaquelinewade 8 років тому

      +sportsygirl8 It's sad Wayne fille for bankruptcy. he had to sell is horses. Wish there was a way to get them back

  • @TheZowwee
    @TheZowwee  8 років тому +39

    I laugh or at least smile every time at 5:05 .. Chevy Chase ~"don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin Russ"

    • @brucegordon7248
      @brucegordon7248 8 років тому +10

      Show em that little move I taught you there porkchop.

    • @TheZowwee
      @TheZowwee  8 років тому +3

      Bruce Gordon
      lol

    • @reysalas9845
      @reysalas9845 6 років тому +1

      😈😈😈😈

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 4 роки тому +2

      Rusty should have countered with, "And don't think unnatural thoughts about your niece, dad."

  • @frankb4199
    @frankb4199 4 роки тому +4

    “You serious Clark?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @tracykingston9668
    @tracykingston9668 3 роки тому +5

    The script writers for cousin Eddie are the unsung heroes. imo

  • @Mitzi73
    @Mitzi73 3 роки тому +6

    Ellen trying to avoid Eddie’s goodbye kisses is good acting.👍

    • @nathancruz9172
      @nathancruz9172 2 роки тому

      4:34 it’s because, they’re disgusted with Eddie for being a hillbilly and jobless.

  • @tobyt9807
    @tobyt9807 5 років тому +6

    I think it's one of the best movies ever made. Wholesome family comedy. I wish they made one with cousin eddy!! Also a reunion remake would be awesome!

    • @UnitedSoundVideo
      @UnitedSoundVideo 3 роки тому

      Quaid is on hollywoods sh1t list

    • @Klickity-m3c
      @Klickity-m3c 5 місяців тому

      They did Christmas vacation 2 it was a flop

  • @heyemilywalker
    @heyemilywalker 4 роки тому +11

    I’ve been called the female uncle Eddie since I was 8

  • @DougyFreshGames
    @DougyFreshGames 7 років тому +30

    You serious, Clark? Omg

  • @spaceace4387
    @spaceace4387 5 років тому +8

    How could you leave out the part where Eddie and Clark were talking and Eddie kept trying to drop hints that he wanted money and Clark just wasn't getting it, then he said "how bout a cold one" and then gives Clark the beer he had already drunk from.

  • @simonprice1938
    @simonprice1938 5 років тому +2

    Yeah but daddy says I'm the best.... A line NEVER to be repeated again I movies.... lol.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐕🤣

  • @jamesroboyle
    @jamesroboyle 3 роки тому +5

    3:10 they should’ve added that part where Clark says , “That it is Eddie....That it is .”

  • @scubawi
    @scubawi 6 років тому +6

    Every time I see Jane Krakowski on tv or in a movie my first thought is "Yeah but daddy says I'm the best". LOL

  • @sschutz50
    @sschutz50 6 років тому +3

    Never tire of it. Laugh every time!

  • @jreiland07
    @jreiland07 Рік тому +1

    At age 32 I’ve finally realized I’m the Cousin Eddie of my family. It’s actually how I introduce myself to new relatives.

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve never seen Eddie more at home than he was in the radioactive hinterlands of vegas.

  • @Alpha-Mike-Foxtrot
    @Alpha-Mike-Foxtrot 11 років тому +5

    you missed him saying, "i'll have some of the yella; And dont get cheap on me"

  • @yoniveo4810
    @yoniveo4810 8 років тому +13

    The best part was when cousin Eddie brought Clark's boss tied in a chair.

  • @mw5655
    @mw5655 8 років тому +16

    You didn't have the "ill have some of the yella, and don't get cheap on me" line from Vegas vacation.

    • @longmemory1620
      @longmemory1620 8 років тому

      +Maria Louise did you see christmas vacation 2 cousin eddie island adventure

    • @mw5655
      @mw5655 8 років тому +1

      +BRAD PITT No, I haven't.

    • @longmemory1620
      @longmemory1620 8 років тому

      Maria Louise
      it is worth a look

  • @baboolubey
    @baboolubey 11 років тому +5

    Throwing chicken on the rocks....classic!! Hahahahaha

  • @mwichefrancissimwanza7372
    @mwichefrancissimwanza7372 3 роки тому +2

    Its just best to let him finish. What a line!

  • @MikeLikesChannel
    @MikeLikesChannel 3 роки тому +4

    Don't you worry about radiation?
    All I know is, my teeth have been whiter and my garden is spitting out 50 pound tomatoes!

  • @hogarstrasni3141
    @hogarstrasni3141 Рік тому +1

    A movie about cousin Eddie would be hilarious

  • @coletrain6545
    @coletrain6545 3 роки тому +1

    Every time I belch the plate shifts and my legs give out 🤣

  • @yogidemis8513
    @yogidemis8513 2 роки тому +1

    These movies wouldn't be nothing without Eddie. He's fit for these films.

  • @boingokky
    @boingokky 11 років тому +1

    Tour Guide: "I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully functioning power plant. So please, no one wander off the damn tour. And please take all the dam pictures you want. Now, are there any dam questions."
    Eddie: "Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?"

  • @NickPraisler5083
    @NickPraisler5083 4 роки тому +3

    That thing had 9 lives and she just spent them all

  • @adamlone5548
    @adamlone5548 4 роки тому +4

    1:40 "You ain't never seen a set on a dawg like this un's got, Clark!"

  • @kiddetroit8403
    @kiddetroit8403 Рік тому

    If I woke up tomorrow with my hand sewn to the carpet I would not be more surprised😂😂😂

  • @carson11100
    @carson11100 10 місяців тому +1

    I love how Ellen always ducks when Eddie is trying to kiss her 😂

  • @kiddetroit8403
    @kiddetroit8403 Рік тому

    Take a rain check on that art he's got a fungus even identified yet😂😂😂 oh God Bless America I haven't seen this in so long I can't stop pissing my pants

  • @NickG123
    @NickG123 3 роки тому +3

    "The gift that keeps on givin' the whoooole year!"

  • @adamzangara
    @adamzangara 8 років тому +2

    "Eddie, what do you think of when you look at me? (Eddie ponders and stares at Clark for a long time.) Time's up, Eddie."

  • @bareminimumbrother3980
    @bareminimumbrother3980 4 роки тому +2

    It's a good lookin vee-hickle.

  • @thebeastlacey
    @thebeastlacey 10 років тому +20

    Isn't cousin Eddies character based on the real life of Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones?

  • @fearlesswarrior113
    @fearlesswarrior113 3 роки тому +1

    "The shitter was full" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial
    @WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial 4 роки тому +2

    That thing had nine lives she just spent them all 😂

  • @phayzyre1052
    @phayzyre1052 4 роки тому +4

    Every family has a "cousin Eddie!"

  • @kiddetroit8403
    @kiddetroit8403 7 місяців тому

    You're lucky you got have air conditioning in here like mother nature intended😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @kmjr2400
    @kmjr2400 4 роки тому +3

    Cousin Eddie RULES!!!

  • @tylerhunt891
    @tylerhunt891 7 років тому +7

    2:32 makes me laugh out loud every time.

  • @soulbrotherclassicheuck3833
    @soulbrotherclassicheuck3833 9 років тому +5

    Randy Quad is a card when it comes to being " Cousin Eddy " He cuts me up pretty bad.
    Ha ha ha

  • @osborl12
    @osborl12 8 років тому +6

    I wish "Hello boys, I'm baaaack!" had been tacked onto the end.

  • @cjturner2008
    @cjturner2008 2 роки тому

    Eddie Did anyone ever tell you ,you were Bad Luck,You know those,we're mothers dieing words- Vegas Vacation!!!
    Omg ,I don't know why I spit my drink out when he said that 😭

  • @rickycee87
    @rickycee87 5 років тому +5

    Cousin Eddie is so damn funny I swear they could’ve made spin off movies based on his character. It would’ve been such a great idea and classic comedy that would never get old, just like the vacation series. Man, randy quaid....u were great! Too bad he got spooked and fled to Canada n is no longer an actor. :/

    • @jonb2139
      @jonb2139 11 місяців тому

      They did make one 😊 "Christmas Vacation 2 Cousin Eddies Island adventure" Dana Barron reprised her role as Audry.

  • @soulbrotherclassicheuck3833
    @soulbrotherclassicheuck3833 9 років тому +6

    I love Cousin Eddy. Especially his wife. '' Miriam Flenn '' is the foxiest of the whole movie. She is a babes

  • @mercury82
    @mercury82 10 років тому +9

    There's one in every family.

  • @matthewmp111
    @matthewmp111 4 роки тому +2

    One of the greatest movie characters of all time!

  • @Kyleestorm
    @Kyleestorm 11 років тому

    Thank you for going to all this trouble. That was amazingly funny!!!!!

  • @shakespeare_hall4788
    @shakespeare_hall4788 2 роки тому

    If I woke up to find my head stitched to the carpet! I wouldn't be more surprised Eddie!
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤡

  • @fergusdonaghy3124
    @fergusdonaghy3124 4 роки тому +2

    Good lad Eddie. You have to admire his brass neck especially as he's probably claiming an army disability pension for it

  • @twoyears23
    @twoyears23 9 років тому

    Cousin Eddie still has more class than our immediate next door neighbors!

  • @CheeryChub
    @CheeryChub 5 років тому +6

    Go in the kitchen. And get yerself somethin to eat! Gets me every time 😂

  • @gj1508
    @gj1508 6 років тому

    Watching christmas vacation right now. Every year either day before xmas eve or xmas eve or xmas they play it here in New Zealand. Have done for like 20 years or more. Always watch it, its my only xmas tradition.

  • @kiddetroit8403
    @kiddetroit8403 7 місяців тому

    Are you surprised dog I will not be more surprised if I woke up with my heads on the carpet

  • @whowillyoucallonthen4292
    @whowillyoucallonthen4292 6 років тому +5

    What about the scene where Cousin Eddie gets that look on his face after Clark tells everybody what he *really* wants for Christmas?

  • @hey_its_kev
    @hey_its_kev 4 роки тому +1

    Favorite Eddie scenes come from Christmas vacation and Vegas.....mostly from Vegas imo

  • @peggypenny1
    @peggypenny1 9 років тому +2

    HEY KIDS A DEER............FLIPS EM OFF!!!

  • @Michael-jw6et
    @Michael-jw6et 3 роки тому +2

    Despite the way Cousin Eddie is, he would have given Clark the shirt off his back. In Vegas Vacation (my favorite one) He gave all the money he had hidden over the years to Clark. He is the one family member Clark could count on to be there if he needed someone.

  • @999predators
    @999predators 5 років тому +3

    Save the neck for me, Clark!