22:53 The comedy of him saying "if there's a baseball field this is northeastern America" followed immediately by finding a baseball field blocked by a truck that says "SOUTH WEST" is only surpassed by the comedy of it being in the northwest
- Says on a whim it's North Eastern America if there's a baseball field - Huge truck appears in front of him with the capitalized words "SOUTH WEST" - Despite this, still guesses North East US - It was actually North West It doesn't get better
From someone who lives in CT when he said Connecticut and I looked at the (201) number on the truck i was like "Yeeeah hes wrong" For reference, our area code is 860
I love how Jerma casually and not so subtlety starts referring to the rocks as snow as a joke to make it seem like the first time he did it was also a joke.
59:02 i’m thai and jerma literally saying “can we just keep walking around thailand, i like this” and admiring the country, then choosing HO CHI MINH CITY had me actually in tears
It's actually kind of impressive; Jerma has knowledge of a tremendous variety of things, but he only has just enough to confidently be completely wrong about all of it.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 This is exemplified while playing Hades, dude has a general idea of what greek mythology is about but still manages to talk out of his ass
I love how much Jerma makes fun of conspiracy theories and supernatural bupkis and yet he himself is like, prone to earnestly claiming to believe in wild fantastical shit.
Hey everyone, here is an edit of Jerma's three Geoguessr streams spanning 2018-2019. It's not the most exciting thing in the world, but it is some good somewhat-relaxing fun. Aside from the first stream, I don't think these have been edited, so I gave it a shot. Hope you enjoy! It's been what... 7 months? Well... I don't know what to say. I guess I will say that I've been in graduate school, which is exciting, but it has been taking up virtually all of my time. What free time I do have is hard to allot to editing, but it is something I do like to work on when schedule and interests align. I was able to finish this over Christmas break with some much-needed downtime. I have a few busy months ahead, so I'm not sure when my next one will be, but hopefully not _too_ too long. Thanks everyone, take it easy!
I love how he starts with an obvious Britain picture with the huge fields small road and Europe license plate, but the signs saying "Boston" and "Maryland" are enough to trick him despite the entire chat saying "OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD"
Great sentences of geographic & cultural knowledge. "The Great British _Lira_ " "Remember: Russia is as big as The Whole Earth" [looking at a picture of the Cordoba Mosque] "We are in, the Vatican!" [looking at a picture of the Notre Dame Cathedral] "Buckingham Palace" "Alcatraz is somewhere in the middle of the ocean." "“Missouri is M-I,” I'm not stupid!" "This is America. This is America. We're on the right side of the road, nobody else does that. We're one of the places- only places on Earth that does this."
Saw this comment and in my head did the southwest plumbing jingle then lo and behold, when I got to this point in the video that’s exactly what it was 😭
for anybody who does not know the map is a mercator projection which distorts things as you move from the equator no russia is not the size of asia europe and africa combined that always messed with me as a kid
@@vomitsmegma theres a whole bunch of different ways to show the globe on a map, i would recommend checking out a bunch of them if you wanna mess with your sense of scale
In terms of landmass, Russia is the largest state in the world (Almost double the size of the continuous states of the USA, or the PRC). But the common projection does distort land somewhat, with this distortion magnifying the further the land is from the Equator.
Also that he assumed it was the deep south despite being in an incredibly generic suburban neighborhood, just because he's never seen an alley before apparently.
34:19 I was literally watching this vod while eating soup, it wasn't salty enough and I added soy sauce, as I was trying it, he started talking about how much he hates it and it was a bit creepy tbh.
this is random but its weird to me how americans pronounce english towns ending in "-shire", when they can pronounce "new hampshire" correctly when the same names are in england they get pronounced like they're places in lord of the rings
I love how whenever he doesnt find the exact name of the town he's looking for, he just goes for the closest-sounding one. "Hmm, I'm not seeing a Yorkland here, how about Yorkton instead, that's basically the same"
49:20 wow... now i wanna go buy half a mcdonalds store's inventory and take it out with me to the middle of greece and stare into an quiet, unpolluted sky. just like a dream!
The pictures taken of my road at my old house haven’t been updated since whenever they were taken years ago and you can actually see my old dog Pella who has since passed sitting in our driveway, it’s a weird but also kinda sweet preservation of her.
The pic taken at my house I still live in now is like 9 years old lol, there's a tree stump in our yard that we removed when I was like 13 and I'm 21 now lol. Kinda creepy in a way, like time is frozen
Jerma calling the kremlin Candy Land and thinking the cars around the Arc de Triomphe are all just parked there haphazardly is the funniest sh it I've seen
22:53 I absolutely love how he says that a baseball field would be northeastern america and thends up ACTUALLY FINDING a baseball field, but with a truck in front taking a fat shit on him by saying it's south west america, it's like the game heard him and added the truck
16:48 love the little high school fact but when jerma said tucson i laughed cause ain't nothin that green out here. The clay is down under the dead barren exterior
thinks polish is hindi calls england london doesn't know what city the vatican's in sees notre-dame, says buckingham palace looks for alcatraz in the middle of the atlantic help me, i can't stop laughing
Jerma announcing his retirement in the next 3-6 months after what he said at 1:12:02 brings a bittersweet pang to my heart. There are probably a myriad of reasons separate from no longer having fun streaming, but yeah.. A lot happens in 4~5 years. If its time to move on from doing this, it just is. Wish him the best in his future criminal endeavors
@@casperclipsI am sad about it, but I want this to happen. Things like this shouldn't last for too long. I think many streamers fail to realize that, but not our boy jerms
how can a person be wrong with every second to third sentence like he just talks complete bullshit and goes on he sees farming vehicles n calls it a carnival amazing
Quote resevoir: 0:20 "You're gonna see glitches. You're gonna see bops. You're gonna see zips." 4:35 "Russia needs to shrink a bit so people can do better at GeoGuessr." 6:14 "Nobody but America has lakes. We're the only country in the world that has lakes." 8:25 "I'm from an underdeveloped internet." 18:18 [Join us here Sunday for the Rock worship experience.] (dad joke) "Does Dwayne Johnson scream into a microphone?" 21:53 "I don't know very many Brandons from Barcelona." 22:30 "People just watering their ladders... 'Yeah, we're gonna get some really good ladder growth this season, I can feel it. Make sure you pick 'em when they're babies.'" 25:02 "It don't even matter. I made Orion's belt, that's good luck..."
I have to imagine that at some point, someone in geoguesser has landed right in front of my house and has seen my dad sticking his tongue out at the google maps van while my mother stands in the background looking the other way and covering her face out of embarrassment
I’ll never understand how Golden ALWAYS makes long edits of all of my favorite streams ever. First it was the tier list stream and now the beloved GeoGuessr stream. Thank you for your fine work sir.
27:54-27:59 Jerma finds a clue seeing the name Dewberry and a Canadian flag then proceeds to find a city named Manyberries in Canada and thinks he is getting closer
Jerma in 2019: "I have to start getting dressed, I can't just hang out in a Captain America shirt" Jerma in 2022: Playing Smite naked sitting on a booster seat
When he looks directly at Notre Dame Cathedral and says "Ah yes, Buckingham palace." I almost fuckin lost it
"Stonehenge"
Ignorant Andy
"Buckingham, AZ"
At least he didn't say Hogwarts.
Timestamp?
22:53 The comedy of him saying "if there's a baseball field this is northeastern America" followed immediately by finding a baseball field blocked by a truck that says "SOUTH WEST" is only surpassed by the comedy of it being in the northwest
how does that even happen
- Says on a whim it's North Eastern America if there's a baseball field
- Huge truck appears in front of him with the capitalized words "SOUTH WEST"
- Despite this, still guesses North East US
- It was actually North West
It doesn't get better
From someone who lives in CT when he said Connecticut and I looked at the (201) number on the truck i was like "Yeeeah hes wrong"
For reference, our area code is 860
@@Greyshirk ok?
South west parts of cities exist in the north east
He read out french so confidently and said "welcome to Germany"
he's living in 1945
MEGALOMANIAC nazi sympathiser tries to RETAKE Alsac Lorraine ON STREAM
Timestamp?
@@natebit7167 ua-cam.com/video/XGMJpncroq0/v-deo.html
@@leonardo9259 More like 1943, before they got shat on.
how is he able to so perfectly simulate hanging upside down while sitting up normally
experience
He's seen it happen A LOT in real life
He's actually hanging upside down, simulating sitting normally
@@Samouraii now THIS makes sense
Southern hemisphere andy
jerma finding towns that sound vaguely similar to the one he’s looking for and then saying “i’m getting close” is one of my favorite things
@@will_1996 its a very chuckling endeavor indeed mhmhm
One side of the planet has a town called Aaaaaa, and on the other side has a town called Zzzzzz.
@@MrCorrectify they are the alphabetical poles, and all the areas in between them exist in alphabetical latitude/longitude rings.
Target: Dewberries
Jerma: Oh Manyberries!
he probably thinks "kansas city" is in kansas
I love how Jerma casually and not so subtlety starts referring to the rocks as snow as a joke to make it seem like the first time he did it was also a joke.
I know right! I died when I could tell he was trying to make his blunder into a joke/ meme
@@hengedraws did you just say blunder is that a chess reference omg omg gogmmg
he sees gravel and instantly thinks its snow because he's deranged right now
LMAO i just noticed he did the first time and didnt say anything ur totally right
31:47 jerma looks at a memorial for someone who died and says he thought it was a kirby tree
He then proceeds to call the town "Batapenka"
Did somebody die by crashing into the tree? Why is it white?
@@rokukou something like that yeah
@@rokukou Or they planted it where the accident happened.
@@runthroughthejungle5492batapenka 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
jerma zooming in on a sign that just said "gay" and quickly trying to figure out something funny to say without saying something rude. exquisite
so funny
months late but does anyone have a timestamp? i had this on in the bg and missed it lmao
@@meowdyllic 1:06:40
@Elektroduck tysm
It's called fearing your preteen girl audience
59:02 i’m thai and jerma literally saying “can we just keep walking around thailand, i like this” and admiring the country, then choosing HO CHI MINH CITY had me actually in tears
Jerma’s conception of what southern US states look like is the funniest shit
I actually guessed my state perfectly during the 100 churches in a row bit. That's NC for ya.
True as hell though way more people driving trucks in Alabama
@@SamaelVR I hate it here, I like like 30 minutes north of Charlotte and it's all churches bro
@@coesaubroga8673 weird, deep south it's like the churches go further and further out of town so I never see them
*perception
To clarify Jerma did not pump and dump the southern states of the United States.
it's incredible how much he knows about random stuff and how he uses that knowledge so poorly
It's actually kind of impressive; Jerma has knowledge of a tremendous variety of things, but he only has just enough to confidently be completely wrong about all of it.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 This is exemplified while playing Hades, dude has a general idea of what greek mythology is about but still manages to talk out of his ass
Textbook definition Redditor
@@kraftyfrogexactly
Jerma zooming into hawaii when trying to find Alcatraz made me lose it at 43:50
Basically the same place
“ Is this Niagara Falls? “
35:06 "you'll know its America if there is a bunch of zebra pigs" what fucking animal is he talking about here
Just you wait until you find out about the manbear pigs
Tapirs
otto
cows, which he also calls horses
Cow
"Did you enjoy this location?"
"I've never been there"
That got me
He’s exactly like that boomer that has seen a lot of weird documentaries on tv which teaches him JUST ENOUGH to be totally wrong
Watched one documentary which gave him the confidence to say they speak Indian in India
Karl Pilkington?
42:29 has me crying why did it respond like that
his sass afterwards too lol
the pause right after 😭
*silence*
Tellmewherethefuckitis
Siri sucks. Completely useless.
I love how much Jerma makes fun of conspiracy theories and supernatural bupkis and yet he himself is like, prone to earnestly claiming to believe in wild fantastical shit.
Never forget how he refused to reveal the time he was born because he didn’t want someone to go back in time and kidnap him
@@mitzo4526 I'm gonna need a source on that, that sounds like the most Jerma moment ever
@@nikitamiller3207 it's in his sims 1 stream when he's making caramel sweets (the character not the food)
@@nikitamiller3207 it happened but I forget which stream, sorry
(Most people)
“let’s try another map” he thought there was a world map v 2.0
Switches to the Yuggoth version
Buy the dlc and go to the docks on the east of the map to access the new map
@@JacobKinsley thanks, I'm tryna farm netch jelly to glitch some stuff
lesbian adachi jerma fan ?
biches and who're's
I love how at 26:10 he gets a tropical landscape filled with huge grass and fan palms and then picks Iceland
Also selects Icelands largest glacier
For anyone interested, “Majami” is just the Polish way of saying “Miami”
u polish?
@@Alex393-e5g they wanted a little vacation
grzyb chuj
@@Alex393-e5g what kind of business is Poland doing all the way in New York
Also a dyslexic Yakuza fan saying their favorite character.
Jerma’s shock and disbelief at seeing a child on a seesaw brings me such joy 57:00
DEMENTED streamer continuously BLURTS OUT the STATE where he HID THE BODIES
No
@@aturchomicz821 damn sorry
The telltale stream
cool likulau pfp
@@AstridCobalt cultured
Jerma was an educator at one point
oh god...
NA education
He was a substitute teacher. Less of an educator and more of a custodian who has to manage annoying teenagers
"Yeah it's called new england, but why is it New York then? Why is it New Hampshire"
Nobody tell him
The Americans were so impressed with the UK they decided to name their cities after UK equivalents
@barnoftheyard wow really?!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!?
@barnoftheyard L + ratio + give me youre keys
@barnoftheyard a risky gambit let’s see if it pays off
I wouldn't even know WHAT to tell him, because I don't understand the question. The mind of Jerma is simply impenetrable to me lol
Jerma saying "Spanish: Brazil" just murdered me.
*VERDUN* - *WELCOME TO GERMANY* Its worse.
@@simbachvazo6530 14:06 states its obviously Sweden, map shows Gibraltar, he says "Spain"
Hey everyone, here is an edit of Jerma's three Geoguessr streams spanning 2018-2019. It's not the most exciting thing in the world, but it is some good somewhat-relaxing fun. Aside from the first stream, I don't think these have been edited, so I gave it a shot. Hope you enjoy!
It's been what... 7 months? Well... I don't know what to say. I guess I will say that I've been in graduate school, which is exciting, but it has been taking up virtually all of my time. What free time I do have is hard to allot to editing, but it is something I do like to work on when schedule and interests align. I was able to finish this over Christmas break with some much-needed downtime. I have a few busy months ahead, so I'm not sure when my next one will be, but hopefully not _too_ too long. Thanks everyone, take it easy!
It's good to have you back, king.
I'm glad you're back buddy 🙂👍
Really nice to see you again! Congrats on grad school.
Honey wake up Golden_Winged uploaded
43:06
I love how he starts with an obvious Britain picture with the huge fields small road and Europe license plate, but the signs saying "Boston" and "Maryland" are enough to trick him despite the entire chat saying "OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD"
wait til he finds out there's an old england
Jerma's brain should be jarred as a wonder of the world
You know how Einstein's brain had less/more wrinkles than usual in some areas? I feel like Jerma's brain would look different somehow physically.
@@70sman polygon brain
It's already jarred, inside his cranium
Moral of the stream: The world has electricity
Bullshit. Name every electrician
@@mothmanmk2547 Larry the cable guy
@@splendidsimpcousin of Bob
Great sentences of geographic & cultural knowledge.
"The Great British _Lira_ "
"Remember: Russia is as big as The Whole Earth"
[looking at a picture of the Cordoba Mosque] "We are in, the Vatican!"
[looking at a picture of the Notre Dame Cathedral] "Buckingham Palace"
"Alcatraz is somewhere in the middle of the ocean."
"“Missouri is M-I,” I'm not stupid!"
"This is America. This is America. We're on the right side of the road, nobody else does that. We're one of the places- only places on Earth that does this."
when he said "Verdun, welcome to Germany" my heart died a little
Hard F, yeah. About 80 years off, at least.
Both germanic countries though
Wrong timeline unfortunately.
@@NikolasoGamesfrance a germanic country????????
@haomavarga1818Bro literally said it’s unfortunate Hitler didn’t win. It’s a bit hard to make that not serious.
The level of critical thinking that goes into "Oh Manhattan, its in Central Park" without even looking around to see the 0 sky scrapers is astonishing
Just realized that the pop-up at 2:13 wasn't an achievement. It was the game telling him how to play.
Perfect.
7:24 him calling New Zealand an underdeveloped country made me almost stop breathing I was laughing so hard (sidenote: from NZ)
do you have electricity and water
how are you watching this
Seeing that you can watch the video and leave a comment you must have left your country. I'm very happy for you
He knows america has farm land too right :(
im from new Zealand and although rare, there are some places with electricity
23:06 love how he sees SOUTH WEST on a truck and fully decides NORTH EAST as the location.
@@bat9913 bdmckchdjv?
He saw the baseball field and set his theory in stone. The truck never had a chance.
Saw this comment and in my head did the southwest plumbing jingle then lo and behold, when I got to this point in the video that’s exactly what it was 😭
To be fair trucks can drive and the location it ended up being was northwest not southwest
I love how he thinks just because the names of places are similar means they're close together
This dude makes streaming look so damn fun
"Good luck to forensics" might be my favorite jerma quote
It's amazing how long it took him to realize he kept guessing in the middle of the siberian wilderness
him finding out he literally keeps clicking in the middle of nowhere in russia is so funny
46:03 drive acwoss the ocean :3
24:06 grapes??..?..coffee grounds??????? a cOFFEE GROUND FIELD????
Jerma when he enters the gates of heaven
that quote was literally horrifying to me what does he think the world is like
for anybody who does not know the map is a mercator projection which distorts things as you move from the equator
no russia is not the size of asia europe and africa combined that always messed with me as a kid
wtf why did no one tell me this, thanks doofalo
@@vomitsmegma theres a whole bunch of different ways to show the globe on a map, i would recommend checking out a bunch of them if you wanna mess with your sense of scale
In terms of landmass, Russia is the largest state in the world (Almost double the size of the continuous states of the USA, or the PRC). But the common projection does distort land somewhat, with this distortion magnifying the further the land is from the Equator.
Actually Russia fits 47% of the Milky Way inside it
25:37 "Where's the post office in Manhattan?" 10/10
I literally had to bite my finger to stop laughing at the France/Germany thing
🤨🤨🤨🤨
😏😏😏😏
😩😩😩😩
😳😳😳😳
I bit my ZOCK to stop ZERKING at how ZEXY it was
his bewilderment at the most mundane farm machinery is actually incredible . this man is not real
I knew it was Calgary lmao, it has that desolate “always under development” look to the suburbs and roads
I saw the Canada Post box and knew for sure it was Alberta. Nowhere else in Canada can break your soul with just a glance like that.
@@Sendaeran there’s a lot of places I can think of, but no major city like Calgary. Everything looks both brand new and abandoned at the same time
@@Sendaeran Winnipeg is similar
Also that he assumed it was the deep south despite being in an incredibly generic suburban neighborhood, just because he's never seen an alley before apparently.
Calgary has a distinct look, that look is mild and constant depression
34:19 I was literally watching this vod while eating soup, it wasn't salty enough and I added soy sauce, as I was trying it, he started talking about how much he hates it and it was a bit creepy tbh.
PSYCHIC streamer BERATES viewer for putting SOY SAUCE in their SOUP
9:47 I’ve literally driven through this road multiple times, seeing it here is fucking surreal
The church of christ on gay street fucking killed me.
16:45 jerma’s substitute teacher vibe in full effect
1:06:41 i laughed so hard my vision started to go dark
Ah, yes. My home.
i wanna live in gay street
Gay street in Texas surrounded by churches is the funniest thing ever
Not even street, not even road, nary a boulevard. Just gay
I never watched jerma before and now I see why people love him because I was nearly in tears watchin this
15:42 I spit out my coffee when he said male boys
1:06:42
i came searching for this, i had this video on in the background and this snapped me back
''Did america just copy paste everything from london and england-'' YOU WERE BORN IN **NEW ENGLAND**
i like how in all three streams he passed a car and hoped they would be flipping off the camera
"People are going like 100 mph on this road!" Vegas streamer can't comprehend how dust works
those cars were not even hitting 30mph
this is random but its weird to me how americans pronounce english towns ending in "-shire", when they can pronounce "new hampshire" correctly
when the same names are in england they get pronounced like they're places in lord of the rings
well as we all know England is just a medieval fantasy setting
To be fair, the pronounciation of places in england have gone through hundreds of years of colloqualism
@@SyndicateOperative how does this statement prove anything
Good god the only people who remember us in New Hampshire even exist are British lmao
It's a prank we're all pulling on you guys ;)
58:18 every time you zoom into South America on Google maps you get shit like this it's so funny
I love how whenever he doesnt find the exact name of the town he's looking for, he just goes for the closest-sounding one.
"Hmm, I'm not seeing a Yorkland here, how about Yorkton instead, that's basically the same"
49:20 wow...
now i wanna go buy half a mcdonalds store's inventory and take it out with me to the middle of greece and stare into an quiet, unpolluted sky.
just like a dream!
The classic watering your ladder moment
as someone who speaks french, hearing jerma pronounce 'maillebois' as 'male boys' almost killed me
23:54 is like 5 miles from where I grew up and this 2am COVID stupor makes this seem like the most amazing thing.
You live near my grandma
@@JacobKinsley yeah it's a pretty dead place, I lived near lots of people's grandmas
@@oroooco Well get out there and sort them out 👅😉😜
samee man what are the chances
do you work in the Boston coffee ground farms
The pictures taken of my road at my old house haven’t been updated since whenever they were taken years ago and you can actually see my old dog Pella who has since passed sitting in our driveway, it’s a weird but also kinda sweet preservation of her.
The pic taken at my house I still live in now is like 9 years old lol, there's a tree stump in our yard that we removed when I was like 13 and I'm 21 now lol. Kinda creepy in a way, like time is frozen
Jerma calling the kremlin Candy Land and thinking the cars around the Arc de Triomphe are all just parked there haphazardly is the funniest sh it I've seen
where are you, golden winged.....where are you...
Geography Andy
22:53 I absolutely love how he says that a baseball field would be northeastern america and thends up ACTUALLY FINDING a baseball field, but with a truck in front taking a fat shit on him by saying it's south west america, it's like the game heard him and added the truck
And then it turned out to be neither northeast nor southeast, and just was northwest
Jerma's understanding of the world is so interesting...
23:00 all those years of being forced to watch the South West Plumbing commercial on local channels was worth it to watch Jeremy flub up his guess
16:48 love the little high school fact but when jerma said tucson i laughed cause ain't nothin that green out here. The clay is down under the dead barren exterior
The way i screamed “MOSCOW” at the top of my lungs when the st. Basil’s Cathedral came on screen
thinks polish is hindi
calls england london
doesn't know what city the vatican's in
sees notre-dame, says buckingham palace
looks for alcatraz in the middle of the atlantic
help me, i can't stop laughing
Love that he said Vatican, went to Spain, and then proceeded to be closer to the actual destination than if knew where the Vatican actually was.
31:37 Jerma, the flowers mean there was a fatal car crash near that tree
Don’t tell him that, he won’t stop laughing
That rant at 24:45 is hilarious, because it is exactly what happened
Jerma announcing his retirement in the next 3-6 months after what he said at 1:12:02 brings a bittersweet pang to my heart. There are probably a myriad of reasons separate from no longer having fun streaming, but yeah.. A lot happens in 4~5 years. If its time to move on from doing this, it just is. Wish him the best in his future criminal endeavors
He's leaving because of your type of fan
@@Jiub_SN me: im gonna miss jermsa
you (sobbing and shitting and pissing yourself): HES LEAVING BECAUJSE OF PPL LIKE YOU!!!!!1
@@casperclipsI am sad about it, but I want this to happen. Things like this shouldn't last for too long. I think many streamers fail to realize that, but not our boy jerms
What a way to start the new year! Congratulations on grad school my friend may the good blood guide your way!
Thanks!
@The Jerma985 go away
@The Jerma985 return
I'd love to see jerma jump into a piece of farm machinery and just get torn to shreds because he thought it was a theme park ride
Hay bale Andy
I love how he always points at Russia and says Canada
how can a person be wrong with every second to third sentence like he just talks complete bullshit and goes on he sees farming vehicles n calls it a carnival amazing
Quote resevoir:
0:20 "You're gonna see glitches. You're gonna see bops. You're gonna see zips."
4:35 "Russia needs to shrink a bit so people can do better at GeoGuessr."
6:14 "Nobody but America has lakes. We're the only country in the world that has lakes."
8:25 "I'm from an underdeveloped internet."
18:18 [Join us here Sunday for the Rock worship experience.] (dad joke) "Does Dwayne Johnson scream into a microphone?"
21:53 "I don't know very many Brandons from Barcelona."
22:30 "People just watering their ladders... 'Yeah, we're gonna get some really good ladder growth this season, I can feel it. Make sure you pick 'em when they're babies.'"
25:02 "It don't even matter. I made Orion's belt, that's good luck..."
"If there's a baseball field nearby it's North Eastern America"
Van, bolded: *SOUTH WEST PLUMBING*
"There it is!"
I found Jerma because of you, I'll always be grateful to you for that.
That's honestly amazing! I'm glad I could help bring some joy to you :)
I have to imagine that at some point, someone in geoguesser has landed right in front of my house and has seen my dad sticking his tongue out at the google maps van while my mother stands in the background looking the other way and covering her face out of embarrassment
12:48 I’m laughing so hard 😭😭
17:02 yeah that’s definitely snow
I haven't watched Jerma in a while and felt like watch some of his old stuff. Instantly went to your edits. Wish you'd do more.
The greatest Jerma editor of all time, I just want you to know
Love that jerma’s chat gets to craft their own stream by tellin him goofy shit to do cause they know he’ll do it
17:24 “pigeon center” made me crack up omfg
I’ll never understand how Golden ALWAYS makes long edits of all of my favorite streams ever. First it was the tier list stream and now the beloved GeoGuessr stream. Thank you for your fine work sir.
27:54-27:59 Jerma finds a clue seeing the name Dewberry and a Canadian flag then proceeds to find a city named Manyberries in Canada and thinks he is getting closer
And the best part is that he was 😂
1:01:36 how did he manage to draw a perfectly horizontal line
the first three minutes of the video masterfully sets the tone and immerses you better than any movie or tv show
When he’s so confident he’s in Russia and he’s just trying to pronounce the most obvious French phrases in a Russian accent killed me
Jerma: sees the color green
Also Jerma: must be in the middle of Siberia
Jerma in 2019: "I have to start getting dressed, I can't just hang out in a Captain America shirt"
Jerma in 2022: Playing Smite naked sitting on a booster seat
15:39 when jerma goes to the circus and sees the little ittie bittie clown car.
"Why is Canada the deep south?" As an Albertan I ask myself that everyday