Jerma tries to NOT guess Maine repeatedly in Geoguessr

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  • @r.j.macready3218
    @r.j.macready3218 2 роки тому +3773

    When he looks directly at Notre Dame Cathedral and says "Ah yes, Buckingham palace." I almost fuckin lost it

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted 2 роки тому +4858

    22:53 The comedy of him saying "if there's a baseball field this is northeastern America" followed immediately by finding a baseball field blocked by a truck that says "SOUTH WEST" is only surpassed by the comedy of it being in the northwest

    • @SameGProds
      @SameGProds 2 роки тому +133

      how does that even happen

    • @SameGProds
      @SameGProds 2 роки тому +473

      - Says on a whim it's North Eastern America if there's a baseball field
      - Huge truck appears in front of him with the capitalized words "SOUTH WEST"
      - Despite this, still guesses North East US
      - It was actually North West
      It doesn't get better

    • @Greyshirk
      @Greyshirk 2 роки тому +83

      From someone who lives in CT when he said Connecticut and I looked at the (201) number on the truck i was like "Yeeeah hes wrong"
      For reference, our area code is 860

    • @CadeHXH
      @CadeHXH 2 роки тому +23

      @@Greyshirk ok?

    • @Talonde
      @Talonde 2 роки тому +23

      South west parts of cities exist in the north east

  • @samuelbirdwell3167
    @samuelbirdwell3167 2 роки тому +4380

    He read out french so confidently and said "welcome to Germany"

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 2 роки тому +459

      he's living in 1945

    • @oom5768
      @oom5768 2 роки тому +91

      MEGALOMANIAC nazi sympathiser tries to RETAKE Alsac Lorraine ON STREAM

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 2 роки тому +10

      Timestamp?

    • @The23Unknown
      @The23Unknown 2 роки тому +1

      @@natebit7167 ua-cam.com/video/XGMJpncroq0/v-deo.html

    • @ChongiFishing
      @ChongiFishing 2 роки тому +40

      @@leonardo9259 More like 1943, before they got shat on.

  • @wormcider
    @wormcider 2 роки тому +9595

    how is he able to so perfectly simulate hanging upside down while sitting up normally

    • @gribberoni
      @gribberoni 2 роки тому +888

      experience

    • @DestroyedArkana
      @DestroyedArkana 2 роки тому +782

      He's seen it happen A LOT in real life

    • @Samouraii
      @Samouraii 2 роки тому +1270

      He's actually hanging upside down, simulating sitting normally

    • @wormcider
      @wormcider 2 роки тому +222

      @@Samouraii now THIS makes sense

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +179

      Southern hemisphere andy

  • @fswoods
    @fswoods 2 роки тому +6134

    jerma finding towns that sound vaguely similar to the one he’s looking for and then saying “i’m getting close” is one of my favorite things

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 2 роки тому +92

      @@will_1996 its a very chuckling endeavor indeed mhmhm

    • @MrCorrectify
      @MrCorrectify 2 роки тому +225

      One side of the planet has a town called Aaaaaa, and on the other side has a town called Zzzzzz.

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR 2 роки тому +63

      @@MrCorrectify they are the alphabetical poles, and all the areas in between them exist in alphabetical latitude/longitude rings.

    • @marshmelows
      @marshmelows 2 роки тому +69

      Target: Dewberries
      Jerma: Oh Manyberries!

    • @kiba_the_lucky
      @kiba_the_lucky Рік тому +6

      he probably thinks "kansas city" is in kansas

  • @HulksterHogan
    @HulksterHogan 2 роки тому +2711

    I love how Jerma casually and not so subtlety starts referring to the rocks as snow as a joke to make it seem like the first time he did it was also a joke.

    • @hengedraws
      @hengedraws 2 роки тому +144

      I know right! I died when I could tell he was trying to make his blunder into a joke/ meme

    • @themanwiththebeard4632
      @themanwiththebeard4632 Рік тому +14

      ​@@hengedraws did you just say blunder is that a chess reference omg omg gogmmg

    • @ARMASOG
      @ARMASOG Рік тому +12

      he sees gravel and instantly thinks its snow because he's deranged right now

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 9 місяців тому +1

      LMAO i just noticed he did the first time and didnt say anything ur totally right

  • @circlesquarer
    @circlesquarer 2 роки тому +947

    31:47 jerma looks at a memorial for someone who died and says he thought it was a kirby tree

    • @runthroughthejungle5492
      @runthroughthejungle5492 2 роки тому +129

      He then proceeds to call the town "Batapenka"

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 2 роки тому +5

      Did somebody die by crashing into the tree? Why is it white?

    • @circlesquarer
      @circlesquarer 2 роки тому +11

      @@rokukou something like that yeah

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. Рік тому +24

      @@rokukou Or they planted it where the accident happened.

    • @hana-rv6ru
      @hana-rv6ru Рік тому +5

      @@runthroughthejungle5492batapenka 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @elispiegel7875
    @elispiegel7875 2 роки тому +2031

    jerma zooming in on a sign that just said "gay" and quickly trying to figure out something funny to say without saying something rude. exquisite

    • @legorovers9838
      @legorovers9838 2 роки тому +7

      so funny

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic 2 роки тому +54

      months late but does anyone have a timestamp? i had this on in the bg and missed it lmao

    • @Elektroduck1
      @Elektroduck1 2 роки тому +102

      @@meowdyllic 1:06:40

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic 2 роки тому +15

      @Elektroduck tysm

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN 10 місяців тому +28

      It's called fearing your preteen girl audience

  • @irinman3225
    @irinman3225 10 місяців тому +311

    59:02 i’m thai and jerma literally saying “can we just keep walking around thailand, i like this” and admiring the country, then choosing HO CHI MINH CITY had me actually in tears

  • @SuperSandwich713
    @SuperSandwich713 2 роки тому +3448

    Jerma’s conception of what southern US states look like is the funniest shit

    • @SamaelVR
      @SamaelVR 2 роки тому +192

      I actually guessed my state perfectly during the 100 churches in a row bit. That's NC for ya.

    • @AshWont
      @AshWont 2 роки тому +73

      True as hell though way more people driving trucks in Alabama

    • @coesaubroga8673
      @coesaubroga8673 2 роки тому +77

      @@SamaelVR I hate it here, I like like 30 minutes north of Charlotte and it's all churches bro

    • @mayo_-
      @mayo_- 2 роки тому +25

      @@coesaubroga8673 weird, deep south it's like the churches go further and further out of town so I never see them

    • @HulksterHogan
      @HulksterHogan 2 роки тому +45

      *perception
      To clarify Jerma did not pump and dump the southern states of the United States.

  • @ripzayn
    @ripzayn 2 роки тому +1262

    it's incredible how much he knows about random stuff and how he uses that knowledge so poorly

    • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
      @mr.kittysavestheworld695 2 роки тому +121

      It's actually kind of impressive; Jerma has knowledge of a tremendous variety of things, but he only has just enough to confidently be completely wrong about all of it.

    • @katzea.a7880
      @katzea.a7880 2 роки тому +47

      @@mr.kittysavestheworld695 This is exemplified while playing Hades, dude has a general idea of what greek mythology is about but still manages to talk out of his ass

    • @kraftyfrog
      @kraftyfrog 3 місяці тому +8

      Textbook definition Redditor

    • @martonk
      @martonk 3 місяці тому +5

      @@kraftyfrogexactly

  • @Peckh
    @Peckh 2 роки тому +1110

    Jerma zooming into hawaii when trying to find Alcatraz made me lose it at 43:50

    • @jamasa007
      @jamasa007 2 роки тому +46

      Basically the same place

    • @ldulls
      @ldulls Місяць тому +4

      “ Is this Niagara Falls? “

  • @juice2143
    @juice2143 2 роки тому +1609

    35:06 "you'll know its America if there is a bunch of zebra pigs" what fucking animal is he talking about here

  • @MrShoe321
    @MrShoe321 2 роки тому +408

    "Did you enjoy this location?"
    "I've never been there"
    That got me

  • @billwilliamson1506
    @billwilliamson1506 2 роки тому +1044

    He’s exactly like that boomer that has seen a lot of weird documentaries on tv which teaches him JUST ENOUGH to be totally wrong

    • @70sleadgarfieldmug
      @70sleadgarfieldmug 2 роки тому +79

      Watched one documentary which gave him the confidence to say they speak Indian in India

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 роки тому +1

      Karl Pilkington?

  • @shmovinnn
    @shmovinnn 2 роки тому +1238

    42:29 has me crying why did it respond like that

    • @johncerra5199
      @johncerra5199 2 роки тому +296

      his sass afterwards too lol

    • @dorivixe
      @dorivixe 2 роки тому +141

      the pause right after 😭

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 2 роки тому +130

      *silence*
      Tellmewherethefuckitis

    • @Bubu567
      @Bubu567 2 місяці тому

      Siri sucks. Completely useless.

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 2 роки тому +1615

    I love how much Jerma makes fun of conspiracy theories and supernatural bupkis and yet he himself is like, prone to earnestly claiming to believe in wild fantastical shit.

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 2 роки тому +538

      Never forget how he refused to reveal the time he was born because he didn’t want someone to go back in time and kidnap him

    • @nikitamiller3207
      @nikitamiller3207 2 роки тому +88

      @@mitzo4526 I'm gonna need a source on that, that sounds like the most Jerma moment ever

    • @sleebyworm9954
      @sleebyworm9954 2 роки тому +96

      @@nikitamiller3207 it's in his sims 1 stream when he's making caramel sweets (the character not the food)

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 2 роки тому +11

      @@nikitamiller3207 it happened but I forget which stream, sorry

    • @disk0__
      @disk0__ 2 роки тому +2

      (Most people)

  • @2nnawrap
    @2nnawrap 2 роки тому +1383

    “let’s try another map” he thought there was a world map v 2.0

    • @futsurepolaris6304
      @futsurepolaris6304 2 роки тому +78

      Switches to the Yuggoth version

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +77

      Buy the dlc and go to the docks on the east of the map to access the new map

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 2 роки тому +19

      @@JacobKinsley thanks, I'm tryna farm netch jelly to glitch some stuff

    • @rotgod
      @rotgod 2 роки тому +7

      lesbian adachi jerma fan ?

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 2 роки тому

      biches and who're's

  • @edenfeledrum1540
    @edenfeledrum1540 2 роки тому +346

    I love how at 26:10 he gets a tropical landscape filled with huge grass and fan palms and then picks Iceland

    • @MrThonni
      @MrThonni Рік тому +26

      Also selects Icelands largest glacier

  • @naczko
    @naczko 2 роки тому +352

    For anyone interested, “Majami” is just the Polish way of saying “Miami”

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 2 роки тому

      u polish?

    • @Dee_Snuts27
      @Dee_Snuts27 2 роки тому +61

      @@Alex393-e5g they wanted a little vacation

    • @hospicemorrison7621
      @hospicemorrison7621 2 роки тому

      grzyb chuj

    • @LiJun-
      @LiJun- 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Alex393-e5g what kind of business is Poland doing all the way in New York

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 9 місяців тому +3

      Also a dyslexic Yakuza fan saying their favorite character.

  • @madman1276
    @madman1276 2 роки тому +449

    Jerma’s shock and disbelief at seeing a child on a seesaw brings me such joy 57:00

  • @Nova-vk5qb
    @Nova-vk5qb 2 роки тому +915

    DEMENTED streamer continuously BLURTS OUT the STATE where he HID THE BODIES

  • @momoandmiz
    @momoandmiz 2 роки тому +246

    Jerma was an educator at one point

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 2 роки тому +15

      oh god...

    • @WantSomeWhiskey818
      @WantSomeWhiskey818 Рік тому +16

      NA education

    • @RadicalRegice
      @RadicalRegice 3 місяці тому +12

      He was a substitute teacher. Less of an educator and more of a custodian who has to manage annoying teenagers

  • @doxy1192
    @doxy1192 2 роки тому +257

    "Yeah it's called new england, but why is it New York then? Why is it New Hampshire"
    Nobody tell him

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +42

      The Americans were so impressed with the UK they decided to name their cities after UK equivalents

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +23

      @barnoftheyard wow really?!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!!?!?

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 2 роки тому +26

      @barnoftheyard L + ratio + give me youre keys

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 2 роки тому +8

      @barnoftheyard a risky gambit let’s see if it pays off

    • @Kerithanos
      @Kerithanos 2 роки тому +6

      I wouldn't even know WHAT to tell him, because I don't understand the question. The mind of Jerma is simply impenetrable to me lol

  • @simbachvazo6530
    @simbachvazo6530 Рік тому +245

    Jerma saying "Spanish: Brazil" just murdered me.

    • @simbachvazo6530
      @simbachvazo6530 Рік тому +40

      *VERDUN* - *WELCOME TO GERMANY* Its worse.

    • @SN-of5tu
      @SN-of5tu Місяць тому

      @@simbachvazo6530 14:06 states its obviously Sweden, map shows Gibraltar, he says "Spain"

  • @golden_winged8736
    @golden_winged8736  2 роки тому +611

    Hey everyone, here is an edit of Jerma's three Geoguessr streams spanning 2018-2019. It's not the most exciting thing in the world, but it is some good somewhat-relaxing fun. Aside from the first stream, I don't think these have been edited, so I gave it a shot. Hope you enjoy!
    It's been what... 7 months? Well... I don't know what to say. I guess I will say that I've been in graduate school, which is exciting, but it has been taking up virtually all of my time. What free time I do have is hard to allot to editing, but it is something I do like to work on when schedule and interests align. I was able to finish this over Christmas break with some much-needed downtime. I have a few busy months ahead, so I'm not sure when my next one will be, but hopefully not _too_ too long. Thanks everyone, take it easy!

    • @zuznugget1447
      @zuznugget1447 2 роки тому +28

      It's good to have you back, king.

    • @ZinkyStinky
      @ZinkyStinky 2 роки тому +5

      I'm glad you're back buddy 🙂👍

    • @gnupfo
      @gnupfo 2 роки тому +17

      Really nice to see you again! Congrats on grad school.

    • @sy-uu3hz
      @sy-uu3hz 2 роки тому +13

      Honey wake up Golden_Winged uploaded

    • @Burley_Bert
      @Burley_Bert 2 роки тому

      43:06

  • @Jimbo7
    @Jimbo7 2 роки тому +187

    I love how he starts with an obvious Britain picture with the huge fields small road and Europe license plate, but the signs saying "Boston" and "Maryland" are enough to trick him despite the entire chat saying "OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD"

  • @Burley_Bert
    @Burley_Bert 2 роки тому +353

    Jerma's brain should be jarred as a wonder of the world

    • @70sman
      @70sman 2 роки тому +27

      You know how Einstein's brain had less/more wrinkles than usual in some areas? I feel like Jerma's brain would look different somehow physically.

    • @bodynobrain
      @bodynobrain 2 роки тому +22

      @@70sman polygon brain

    • @Baddaby
      @Baddaby Місяць тому

      It's already jarred, inside his cranium

  • @Sputnik_Man
    @Sputnik_Man 2 роки тому +337

    Moral of the stream: The world has electricity

    • @mothmanmk2547
      @mothmanmk2547 2 роки тому +28

      Bullshit. Name every electrician

    • @splendidsimp
      @splendidsimp Рік тому +13

      @@mothmanmk2547 Larry the cable guy

    • @Baddaby
      @Baddaby Місяць тому

      ​@@splendidsimpcousin of Bob

  • @RickJaeger
    @RickJaeger 2 роки тому +149

    Great sentences of geographic & cultural knowledge.
    "The Great British _Lira_ "
    "Remember: Russia is as big as The Whole Earth"
    [looking at a picture of the Cordoba Mosque] "We are in, the Vatican!"
    [looking at a picture of the Notre Dame Cathedral] "Buckingham Palace"
    "Alcatraz is somewhere in the middle of the ocean."
    "“Missouri is M-I,” I'm not stupid!"
    "This is America. This is America. We're on the right side of the road, nobody else does that. We're one of the places- only places on Earth that does this."

  • @cloud__zero
    @cloud__zero 2 роки тому +615

    when he said "Verdun, welcome to Germany" my heart died a little

    • @draexian530
      @draexian530 2 роки тому +24

      Hard F, yeah. About 80 years off, at least.

    • @NikolasoGames
      @NikolasoGames 2 роки тому +1

      Both germanic countries though

    • @MnemonicHack
      @MnemonicHack Рік тому +9

      Wrong timeline unfortunately.

    • @RoomRar
      @RoomRar Рік тому +7

      ​@@NikolasoGamesfrance a germanic country????????

    • @jasper_the_ghost
      @jasper_the_ghost Рік тому

      @haomavarga1818Bro literally said it’s unfortunate Hitler didn’t win. It’s a bit hard to make that not serious.

  • @greatoverlordchikonmaster7226
    @greatoverlordchikonmaster7226 Рік тому +59

    The level of critical thinking that goes into "Oh Manhattan, its in Central Park" without even looking around to see the 0 sky scrapers is astonishing

  • @-drome
    @-drome 2 роки тому +383

    Just realized that the pop-up at 2:13 wasn't an achievement. It was the game telling him how to play.
    Perfect.

  • @gracelament
    @gracelament 2 роки тому +2235

    7:24 him calling New Zealand an underdeveloped country made me almost stop breathing I was laughing so hard (sidenote: from NZ)

    • @instagramsnapchat
      @instagramsnapchat 2 роки тому +643

      do you have electricity and water

    • @instagramsnapchat
      @instagramsnapchat 2 роки тому +785

      how are you watching this

    • @onyxrafle8066
      @onyxrafle8066 2 роки тому +412

      Seeing that you can watch the video and leave a comment you must have left your country. I'm very happy for you

    • @Deasherb
      @Deasherb 2 роки тому +34

      He knows america has farm land too right :(

    • @poopclanproductions2022
      @poopclanproductions2022 2 роки тому +146

      im from new Zealand and although rare, there are some places with electricity

  • @awerelia
    @awerelia 2 роки тому +511

    23:06 love how he sees SOUTH WEST on a truck and fully decides NORTH EAST as the location.

    • @gregtronica3569
      @gregtronica3569 2 роки тому +7

      @@bat9913 bdmckchdjv?

    • @Grasses0n
      @Grasses0n 2 роки тому +69

      He saw the baseball field and set his theory in stone. The truck never had a chance.

    • @rotwip5063
      @rotwip5063 2 роки тому +4

      Saw this comment and in my head did the southwest plumbing jingle then lo and behold, when I got to this point in the video that’s exactly what it was 😭

    • @EurypteridFossil
      @EurypteridFossil 26 днів тому

      To be fair trucks can drive and the location it ended up being was northwest not southwest

  • @jayceeYT793
    @jayceeYT793 Рік тому +59

    I love how he thinks just because the names of places are similar means they're close together

  • @Bepis13
    @Bepis13 2 роки тому +279

    This dude makes streaming look so damn fun

  • @jif_smooth6805
    @jif_smooth6805 2 роки тому +61

    "Good luck to forensics" might be my favorite jerma quote

  • @ryman1933
    @ryman1933 2 роки тому +248

    It's amazing how long it took him to realize he kept guessing in the middle of the siberian wilderness

  • @Lilyjem39
    @Lilyjem39 2 роки тому +141

    him finding out he literally keeps clicking in the middle of nowhere in russia is so funny

  • @shmovinnn
    @shmovinnn 2 роки тому +67

    46:03 drive acwoss the ocean :3

  • @chunkybarf6998
    @chunkybarf6998 2 роки тому +148

    24:06 grapes??..?..coffee grounds??????? a cOFFEE GROUND FIELD????

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +35

      Jerma when he enters the gates of heaven

    • @coatimundi69
      @coatimundi69 Рік тому +23

      that quote was literally horrifying to me what does he think the world is like

  • @d0ofalo
    @d0ofalo 2 роки тому +251

    for anybody who does not know the map is a mercator projection which distorts things as you move from the equator
    no russia is not the size of asia europe and africa combined that always messed with me as a kid

    • @vomitsmegma
      @vomitsmegma 2 роки тому +27

      wtf why did no one tell me this, thanks doofalo

    • @tallerlamp385
      @tallerlamp385 2 роки тому +21

      @@vomitsmegma theres a whole bunch of different ways to show the globe on a map, i would recommend checking out a bunch of them if you wanna mess with your sense of scale

    • @zusty9589
      @zusty9589 2 роки тому +8

      In terms of landmass, Russia is the largest state in the world (Almost double the size of the continuous states of the USA, or the PRC). But the common projection does distort land somewhat, with this distortion magnifying the further the land is from the Equator.

    • @Baddaby
      @Baddaby Місяць тому

      Actually Russia fits 47% of the Milky Way inside it

  • @vadrone
    @vadrone 2 роки тому +48

    25:37 "Where's the post office in Manhattan?" 10/10

  • @SilverH1917
    @SilverH1917 2 роки тому +309

    I literally had to bite my finger to stop laughing at the France/Germany thing

    • @HandjobHandsome
      @HandjobHandsome 2 роки тому +30

      🤨🤨🤨🤨

    • @SilverH1917
      @SilverH1917 2 роки тому +25

      😏😏😏😏

    • @drenn.
      @drenn. 2 роки тому +15

      😩😩😩😩

    • @hautoa1513
      @hautoa1513 2 роки тому +12

      😳😳😳😳

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +90

      I bit my ZOCK to stop ZERKING at how ZEXY it was

  • @berryshroom
    @berryshroom 8 місяців тому +14

    his bewilderment at the most mundane farm machinery is actually incredible . this man is not real

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. 2 роки тому +211

    I knew it was Calgary lmao, it has that desolate “always under development” look to the suburbs and roads

    • @Sendaeran
      @Sendaeran 2 роки тому +32

      I saw the Canada Post box and knew for sure it was Alberta. Nowhere else in Canada can break your soul with just a glance like that.

    • @t.b.cont.
      @t.b.cont. 2 роки тому +39

      @@Sendaeran there’s a lot of places I can think of, but no major city like Calgary. Everything looks both brand new and abandoned at the same time

    • @jake_riptide
      @jake_riptide 2 роки тому +2

      @@Sendaeran Winnipeg is similar

    • @crazychris960
      @crazychris960 2 роки тому +9

      Also that he assumed it was the deep south despite being in an incredibly generic suburban neighborhood, just because he's never seen an alley before apparently.

    • @tectonical5347
      @tectonical5347 2 роки тому +12

      Calgary has a distinct look, that look is mild and constant depression

  • @hug_bug
    @hug_bug 2 роки тому +217

    34:19 I was literally watching this vod while eating soup, it wasn't salty enough and I added soy sauce, as I was trying it, he started talking about how much he hates it and it was a bit creepy tbh.

    • @WildSableye
      @WildSableye 2 роки тому +101

      PSYCHIC streamer BERATES viewer for putting SOY SAUCE in their SOUP

  • @Itual
    @Itual 2 роки тому +113

    9:47 I’ve literally driven through this road multiple times, seeing it here is fucking surreal

  • @B----------------------------D
    @B----------------------------D 2 роки тому +165

    The church of christ on gay street fucking killed me.

  • @zigeuner3602
    @zigeuner3602 2 роки тому +185

    16:45 jerma’s substitute teacher vibe in full effect

  • @James-tj7qg
    @James-tj7qg 2 роки тому +360

    1:06:41 i laughed so hard my vision started to go dark

    • @teanobeano6838
      @teanobeano6838 2 роки тому +35

      Ah, yes. My home.

    • @mori2037
      @mori2037 2 роки тому +43

      i wanna live in gay street

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 2 роки тому +66

      Gay street in Texas surrounded by churches is the funniest thing ever

    • @tinman3747
      @tinman3747 Рік тому +18

      Not even street, not even road, nary a boulevard. Just gay

  • @Aithis.
    @Aithis. 2 роки тому +102

    I never watched jerma before and now I see why people love him because I was nearly in tears watchin this

  • @sander8581
    @sander8581 2 роки тому +311

    15:42 I spit out my coffee when he said male boys

    • @themetalmario77
      @themetalmario77 2 роки тому +32

      1:06:42

    • @mercybeats_
      @mercybeats_ 3 місяці тому +1

      i came searching for this, i had this video on in the background and this snapped me back

  • @joshharakaly4237
    @joshharakaly4237 Рік тому +16

    ''Did america just copy paste everything from london and england-'' YOU WERE BORN IN **NEW ENGLAND**

  • @asbestosjr
    @asbestosjr 2 роки тому +68

    i like how in all three streams he passed a car and hoped they would be flipping off the camera

  • @thatannoyingcat12
    @thatannoyingcat12 2 роки тому +38

    "People are going like 100 mph on this road!" Vegas streamer can't comprehend how dust works

    • @icedlava7063
      @icedlava7063 7 місяців тому +2

      those cars were not even hitting 30mph

  • @gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805
    @gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805 2 роки тому +195

    this is random but its weird to me how americans pronounce english towns ending in "-shire", when they can pronounce "new hampshire" correctly
    when the same names are in england they get pronounced like they're places in lord of the rings

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton 2 роки тому +39

      well as we all know England is just a medieval fantasy setting

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative 2 роки тому +33

      To be fair, the pronounciation of places in england have gone through hundreds of years of colloqualism

    • @bajjajajbajjjajaj6473
      @bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 2 роки тому +2

      @@SyndicateOperative how does this statement prove anything

    • @tedcraboli8021
      @tedcraboli8021 2 роки тому +8

      Good god the only people who remember us in New Hampshire even exist are British lmao

    • @spiceforspice3461
      @spiceforspice3461 2 роки тому +11

      It's a prank we're all pulling on you guys ;)

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +228

    58:18 every time you zoom into South America on Google maps you get shit like this it's so funny

  • @neve2501
    @neve2501 Рік тому +38

    I love how whenever he doesnt find the exact name of the town he's looking for, he just goes for the closest-sounding one.
    "Hmm, I'm not seeing a Yorkland here, how about Yorkton instead, that's basically the same"

  • @we-must-live
    @we-must-live 2 роки тому +93

    49:20 wow...
    now i wanna go buy half a mcdonalds store's inventory and take it out with me to the middle of greece and stare into an quiet, unpolluted sky.
    just like a dream!

  • @Alec_Reaper
    @Alec_Reaper 2 роки тому +104

    The classic watering your ladder moment

  • @munchycrunchybread
    @munchycrunchybread Рік тому +52

    as someone who speaks french, hearing jerma pronounce 'maillebois' as 'male boys' almost killed me

  • @oroooco
    @oroooco 2 роки тому +35

    23:54 is like 5 miles from where I grew up and this 2am COVID stupor makes this seem like the most amazing thing.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +7

      You live near my grandma

    • @oroooco
      @oroooco 2 роки тому +6

      @@JacobKinsley yeah it's a pretty dead place, I lived near lots of people's grandmas

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +9

      @@oroooco Well get out there and sort them out 👅😉😜

    • @Ed-fr7mw
      @Ed-fr7mw 2 роки тому

      samee man what are the chances

    • @girlspit42000
      @girlspit42000 Рік тому

      do you work in the Boston coffee ground farms

  • @jackfinnegan2217
    @jackfinnegan2217 2 роки тому +43

    The pictures taken of my road at my old house haven’t been updated since whenever they were taken years ago and you can actually see my old dog Pella who has since passed sitting in our driveway, it’s a weird but also kinda sweet preservation of her.

    • @vglycorpse2001
      @vglycorpse2001 2 роки тому +5

      The pic taken at my house I still live in now is like 9 years old lol, there's a tree stump in our yard that we removed when I was like 13 and I'm 21 now lol. Kinda creepy in a way, like time is frozen

  • @Lotselance
    @Lotselance 2 роки тому +21

    Jerma calling the kremlin Candy Land and thinking the cars around the Arc de Triomphe are all just parked there haphazardly is the funniest sh it I've seen

  • @vcr53wus
    @vcr53wus Рік тому +20

    where are you, golden winged.....where are you...

  • @AGloriusCrushingz
    @AGloriusCrushingz 2 роки тому +36

    Geography Andy

  • @shadowduck1234
    @shadowduck1234 2 роки тому +72

    22:53 I absolutely love how he says that a baseball field would be northeastern america and thends up ACTUALLY FINDING a baseball field, but with a truck in front taking a fat shit on him by saying it's south west america, it's like the game heard him and added the truck

    • @jakestaheli8532
      @jakestaheli8532 3 місяці тому +1

      And then it turned out to be neither northeast nor southeast, and just was northwest

  • @samuelahanna
    @samuelahanna 2 роки тому +57

    Jerma's understanding of the world is so interesting...

  • @soupdujour5807
    @soupdujour5807 2 роки тому +48

    23:00 all those years of being forced to watch the South West Plumbing commercial on local channels was worth it to watch Jeremy flub up his guess

  • @ftgwynn
    @ftgwynn 2 роки тому +43

    16:48 love the little high school fact but when jerma said tucson i laughed cause ain't nothin that green out here. The clay is down under the dead barren exterior

  • @finchvsh
    @finchvsh 10 місяців тому +5

    The way i screamed “MOSCOW” at the top of my lungs when the st. Basil’s Cathedral came on screen

  • @dangolpossum
    @dangolpossum 2 роки тому +149

    thinks polish is hindi
    calls england london
    doesn't know what city the vatican's in
    sees notre-dame, says buckingham palace
    looks for alcatraz in the middle of the atlantic
    help me, i can't stop laughing

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 2 роки тому +24

    Love that he said Vatican, went to Spain, and then proceeded to be closer to the actual destination than if knew where the Vatican actually was.

  • @moffett7778
    @moffett7778 2 роки тому +27

    31:37 Jerma, the flowers mean there was a fatal car crash near that tree

    • @felixclark7272
      @felixclark7272 Рік тому +16

      Don’t tell him that, he won’t stop laughing

  • @simplode7752
    @simplode7752 2 роки тому +22

    That rant at 24:45 is hilarious, because it is exactly what happened

  • @casperclips
    @casperclips Рік тому +35

    Jerma announcing his retirement in the next 3-6 months after what he said at 1:12:02 brings a bittersweet pang to my heart. There are probably a myriad of reasons separate from no longer having fun streaming, but yeah.. A lot happens in 4~5 years. If its time to move on from doing this, it just is. Wish him the best in his future criminal endeavors

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN 10 місяців тому

      He's leaving because of your type of fan

    • @casperclips
      @casperclips 10 місяців тому +30

      @@Jiub_SN me: im gonna miss jermsa
      you (sobbing and shitting and pissing yourself): HES LEAVING BECAUJSE OF PPL LIKE YOU!!!!!1

    • @literallyjustchickensandwich
      @literallyjustchickensandwich 2 місяці тому +1

      @@casperclipsI am sad about it, but I want this to happen. Things like this shouldn't last for too long. I think many streamers fail to realize that, but not our boy jerms

  • @stonecoldhooligani3862
    @stonecoldhooligani3862 2 роки тому +182

    What a way to start the new year! Congratulations on grad school my friend may the good blood guide your way!

  • @Texicus_Reddicus
    @Texicus_Reddicus Рік тому +13

    I'd love to see jerma jump into a piece of farm machinery and just get torn to shreds because he thought it was a theme park ride

    • @Baddaby
      @Baddaby Місяць тому +1

      Hay bale Andy

  • @Dooabolical
    @Dooabolical 2 роки тому +81

    I love how he always points at Russia and says Canada

  • @sleepyjoe445
    @sleepyjoe445 2 роки тому +100

    how can a person be wrong with every second to third sentence like he just talks complete bullshit and goes on he sees farming vehicles n calls it a carnival amazing

  • @AlexanderFromTheStarDimension
    @AlexanderFromTheStarDimension Рік тому +5

    Quote resevoir:
    0:20 "You're gonna see glitches. You're gonna see bops. You're gonna see zips."
    4:35 "Russia needs to shrink a bit so people can do better at GeoGuessr."
    6:14 "Nobody but America has lakes. We're the only country in the world that has lakes."
    8:25 "I'm from an underdeveloped internet."
    18:18 [Join us here Sunday for the Rock worship experience.] (dad joke) "Does Dwayne Johnson scream into a microphone?"
    21:53 "I don't know very many Brandons from Barcelona."
    22:30 "People just watering their ladders... 'Yeah, we're gonna get some really good ladder growth this season, I can feel it. Make sure you pick 'em when they're babies.'"
    25:02 "It don't even matter. I made Orion's belt, that's good luck..."

  • @louisbowels6858
    @louisbowels6858 2 роки тому +22

    "If there's a baseball field nearby it's North Eastern America"
    Van, bolded: *SOUTH WEST PLUMBING*
    "There it is!"

  • @PowerSpirit50
    @PowerSpirit50 2 роки тому +102

    I found Jerma because of you, I'll always be grateful to you for that.

    • @golden_winged8736
      @golden_winged8736  2 роки тому +41

      That's honestly amazing! I'm glad I could help bring some joy to you :)

  • @24DracoAmericanus
    @24DracoAmericanus 2 роки тому +19

    I have to imagine that at some point, someone in geoguesser has landed right in front of my house and has seen my dad sticking his tongue out at the google maps van while my mother stands in the background looking the other way and covering her face out of embarrassment

  • @nattmelankoli
    @nattmelankoli 2 роки тому +48

    12:48 I’m laughing so hard 😭😭
    17:02 yeah that’s definitely snow

  • @talljesuschrist
    @talljesuschrist 7 місяців тому +3

    I haven't watched Jerma in a while and felt like watch some of his old stuff. Instantly went to your edits. Wish you'd do more.

  • @N.Doughnut
    @N.Doughnut 7 місяців тому +5

    The greatest Jerma editor of all time, I just want you to know

  • @Mango-qc1zw
    @Mango-qc1zw 2 роки тому +14

    Love that jerma’s chat gets to craft their own stream by tellin him goofy shit to do cause they know he’ll do it

  • @thomassomeone4868
    @thomassomeone4868 2 роки тому +13

    17:24 “pigeon center” made me crack up omfg

  • @HALFTIED-
    @HALFTIED- 2 роки тому +21

    I’ll never understand how Golden ALWAYS makes long edits of all of my favorite streams ever. First it was the tier list stream and now the beloved GeoGuessr stream. Thank you for your fine work sir.

  • @IRecognizeDorks
    @IRecognizeDorks Рік тому +12

    27:54-27:59 Jerma finds a clue seeing the name Dewberry and a Canadian flag then proceeds to find a city named Manyberries in Canada and thinks he is getting closer

    • @Baddaby
      @Baddaby Місяць тому +1

      And the best part is that he was 😂

  • @bayboyzone
    @bayboyzone 2 роки тому +120

    1:01:36 how did he manage to draw a perfectly horizontal line

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 3 місяці тому +1

    the first three minutes of the video masterfully sets the tone and immerses you better than any movie or tv show

  • @naniurackass7793
    @naniurackass7793 2 роки тому +29

    When he’s so confident he’s in Russia and he’s just trying to pronounce the most obvious French phrases in a Russian accent killed me

  • @seasonal02
    @seasonal02 2 роки тому +22

    Jerma: sees the color green
    Also Jerma: must be in the middle of Siberia

  • @Drewpdoo
    @Drewpdoo 2 роки тому +16

    Jerma in 2019: "I have to start getting dressed, I can't just hang out in a Captain America shirt"
    Jerma in 2022: Playing Smite naked sitting on a booster seat

  • @hotdogboatman
    @hotdogboatman 2 роки тому +9

    15:39 when jerma goes to the circus and sees the little ittie bittie clown car.

  • @Bedhead13
    @Bedhead13 2 роки тому +65

    "Why is Canada the deep south?" As an Albertan I ask myself that everyday