I'm sure she knew he was not the father but want to make the guy life hell. Really 9 years to take a DNA test but that face when the test was surprising so who knows
When she asked him if he had a tattoo on his private parts that say Mississippi long and he said no I was like yep, she forgot about the other guy. 😅 Her daughter is adorable though!
DNA tests are also important when a man is trying to prove he's the father and the mother is denying it. My son fought for the test, fought for custody and got sole custody. My granddaughter is great and her bio mother is nowhere to be found! Bye B. Don't miss you 😂
@@domp409 And not only. Judge B and Candice Own reconciliated me with american black women, with youtube, they look pretty bad for the large majority of them, always angry, always yelling, and completely superficial. they're insupportable.
@@SedSays yeah AND he gone up after out of courthouse to 🏧 and check out his account balance 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 is available 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ buh-bye 💨💨💨💨
She thought she had him until that test came back saying he's not the daddy,but then the test was wrong and everyone is conspiring against her. I do hope she does know who the father could be because that beautiful little girl deserves to know who her father is
The way she stopped laughing and said "Excuse me?" I was like ooohhhh 🤣 i have gone down a rabbit hole on this channel and Judge Vonda you are a force!
My man Kyle dodged a MAJOR bullet!! Lol ohhh my goodness and the end of the video 😂 "Mississippi long" and giving her the bird my goodness this is messy!
So sad that these children get caught in the middle of situations like this. I hope this girl grows up emotionally and spiritually strong. So many parents should not be parents.
My goodness the mom is SO aggressive and demanding. Once the DNA test came back and she was laughing through it thinking she'd won, but hadn't. I laughed SO hard😂! Then she STILL said he was the father even though he clearly isn't! Start lining them up lady, you need more men to DNA test.
This whole case is memorable but part 2 is pure gold! That lady partied so hard during those days that she had to bring together whatever pieces of the puzzle she could to construct a memory. Sad thing is the memory puzzle is incomplete. "Mississippi long" tattoo's face piece is missing. Oopsy! 😁
The potential father nailed it right on the head. This was never about paying child support, she had some type of revenge plot or just wanted to get a pay out.
Her face drop was priceless when her mind caught up to her mouth after the judge gave the results. Had to ask to hear it again lol. Then adamantly refused to believe it.
I just found out this show 2 days ago and i am hooked. The best show ever. I really love the judge. She is so smart, brilliant, unbiased, confidence, put people at their place when they missed behave and she is a bad ass. I love her!!! I have to finish watching all your videos. I adore you.
She was so confident that the test gave her a swift smack on the face, damn he dodged a big bullet that she still thought he was the father, that’s why these test are important
Mississippi Long I mean it must be pretty long if you could fit all those letters on there. Best part is the dude being like "I've never even been to Mississippi!" So she was straight up just remembering the wrong dude's johnson!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That has got to be the craziest case of mistaken identity I've ever heard!
I honestly think she was just being petty and felt jealous. When her face dropped I never laughed so hard and the fact that she tried to keep arguing w/ M. Vonda😂😂😂
The best way to keep people from pushing your buttons, is to disconnect the buttons. They can push all day long and it won't even phase you. Disconnect the buttons 👍
DAMN!!! 180 degree, no scope, straight to the dome piece...didn't see that one coming! That was A Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan-esk ending...AKA the good one!
This case had me laughing like I'm at a comedy show 😂🤣😂 this is entertaining and that's why I'm here binge watching when I should be doing something else.
“Tell ‘em this. Do you have the Mississippi tattoo??” “ 🤨🤨🤨 no? I’ve never been to Mississippi?” Baby girl you REALLY DID forget who you were with 😩🤣 I wonder if she was drinking that whole weekend or if it was just so long she forgot lmao
Funny thing about memory. When we recall any memories, we actualy recreate them in our minds. Like taking an old lego set out of the box and placing the pieces where we think they should be. The problem about that is that human memory isn't perfect, so we tend to place some of these pieces wrong. And since our frame of reference - the blueprint, as it were - for that memory is always the last time we recalled it in our minds, the more we go back to a certain memory, the more it becomes warped over time.
@@akhannar9368 I got TBI -Traumatic Brain injury in a war . After i came back there were people from before the war who i knew but i only recently remembered years after seeing them that yes , i knew them before the war and when i saw them later i just didn't remember i had known them in the past . i can name 3 examples .
"...Just so long she forgot..." Do you mean "It happened so long ago that she forgot whose it was," or "It was such a long one that she forgot who it was attached to?" (i.e. she was so focused on the 'Mississippi Long' she didn't pay attention to the guy's face) 🤔😂
@@shydreamguyman4098 Thank you so very much for serving for us 🇺🇸 Much much love, respect, thankfulness and gratefulness Mr. Shy Dream Guy Man. Salute. 💯❤🌟 🪖💜
Lisa is PETTY for waiting 9 years and didn't even win 😭😂
many like her will lie to get the money and then hate it when the real truth prevails.
I'm sure she knew he was not the father but want to make the guy life hell.
Really 9 years to take a DNA test but that face when the test was surprising so who knows
Her face when she got told he ain't the father was priceless
That's what I'm saying 🤣 This comment has me crying!
Damn it, I glanced down to the comments and you spoiled it 😂😂
When her face dropped at the results 😩i haven’t laughed this hard in a MINUTE
Yes like the one lady who thought the Guy was going pay and Judge asked" OH what to the Celebrations?" Priceless 👍🤭🤭🤭
Yes, she was definitely an impeccable actress! She did great and made it believable!
I CACKLED SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like a good old ep of Maury
Good actors.
When she asked him if he had a tattoo on his private parts that say Mississippi long and he said no I was like yep, she forgot about the other guy. 😅 Her daughter is adorable though!
😅😅
He doesnt look like a Guyana with that tatoo
And asked him to show it to the Judge 😅
So adorable!! Too cute to come from him. 😂
😂
This guy reacted really well and even gave his idea of an explanation. This was priceless 😅😅😅
This is why DNA tests are so important. You proved to her that you were not the father and she still demanded that he was the father.🤔🤦♂️
You spoiled it for me smh.
Imagine having to break the news to that child. It really breaks my heart🥺💕
@@keikeohsowavvy someone spoiled it to me on tiktok too but it was funny to watch it regardless 😂😂
DNA tests are also important when a man is trying to prove he's the father and the mother is denying it.
My son fought for the test, fought for custody and got sole custody.
My granddaughter is great and her bio mother is nowhere to be found!
Bye B. Don't miss you 😂
@@wontsufferfools9332 happy for your son ❤️❤️❤️
“It says Mississippi Long”
“No, i never been to Mississippi”
😂😂😂😂 that part took me
I'M WEAK
Fr
I was looking for this comment! Then she goes “whatever , you got that tattoo bleep bleep” 😭🫠 mam just say you don’t know her father 😓
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗
😂 that's the comment I was gonna write 😂
3:53 the change of facial expressions realising that she is screwed:
priceless.
For everything else, there is Mastercard…
I was about to say this…😂😂😂
So satisfying to see that evil smirk dissappear so quickly.
😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏽
‘Mississippi long’ definitely spilt my tea all over my table I wasn’t ready 😂
Well, it would have been interesting if he was willing to "bare it all" and he did not have the tat she insisted he had.
I thought I was the only one to notice, I laughed so hard !
I screamed lmao
The way Judge B didn't even laugh... this is why she's a professional 🤣🤣
@@domp409 And not only. Judge B and Candice Own reconciliated me with american black women, with youtube, they look pretty bad for the large majority of them, always angry, always yelling, and completely superficial. they're insupportable.
The tattoo argument got me laughing all over the floor.. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Show her the tattoo 😂😂
It was the wrong White dude wiener. He said he had never been to Mississippi 🤣🤣
Mississippi long 😅😅😅
Don't know how a tattoo has anything to do with DNA results what did the tattoo father the child
Yo we need episode 3 with mr. Mississippi long 😂
🤣 I'd love to see that one!
Right someone find him
Right 😂
Between watching her face drop and hearing her talk about Mississippi Long, I almost died laughing! Wiping my eyes! 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the BEST paternity test reveal I’ve ever watched 🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️
And the longest 😅😅😅😅
The jury has come to the unanimous decision that popcorn will be found guilty of being consumed in 20 hours
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😜🤪
😂😂
when she said "oh your honor you tried it" took me right on out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her face was priceless! She was laughing and talking shit and then had to put her foot in her mouth!😂😂😂
The look on her face after that short lived giggle was nothing less than priceless.
That alone should flood the internet. Her reaction speaks for all those irresponsible women
I don't even know whether to laugh or feel sorry for that reaction.
The results and the reactions just took me out of the game lmao 😂😂😂 This dude dodged a bullet
Yeahhhh he dodged a HUGE BULLET! I would’ve ran up out the court immediately 😂😂
@@SedSays yeah AND he gone up after out of courthouse to 🏧 and check out his account balance 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 is available 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ buh-bye 💨💨💨💨
That wasn't a bullet, that was a missile he dodged! She thought she had some extra income, but that ship sailed away!
@@curtiswilson4737 right a whole weapon of mass destruction. She would’ve made his life a living hell
He dodged a cannon ball!
WHO EVER HAS MISSISSIPPI LONG, please stand up!
Ha! Ha! The expression on her face was priceless! She thought so wrong! Serves her right for being so smug!
She thought she had him until that test came back saying he's not the daddy,but then the test was wrong and everyone is conspiring against her. I do hope she does know who the father could be because that beautiful little girl deserves to know who her father is
Yeah the guy with Mississippi long tattooed on his 🍆 🤣😭🤣😭
Oooh he not the father the l👀k on her 🥺
Well they're all actors, but this is certainly someone's truth 😔
What baffles me is she is questioning the text and does not want to admit she had another person around the time of conception
@@deedeeb7985 They are actors that probably don’t even know each other. It’s entertaining though.
This whole episode was gold, and flipping the bird at the end was the cherry on top lol
I watched the bird like 20 times lol
That was epic!! I nearly spit the coffee out of my mouth watching Ms. Smug lose her smile when the results were read.
I Never gamble but i'd bet a month of my income that the reason she is single is because of the way she treats men .
@@shydreamguyman4098 I think if you bet that on every single-woman, you would at least even out
Word
Lmaooooo... This is the best show ever!!!
I've never laughed so hard in these show like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😎💪🏽
This was definitely a sipping tea episode
☕☕😂
“oh your honor you tried it” “-there’s no shade!😳just facts😳”
only a black judge could pull that off in a court room 😂😂
That took me slam out! LOL!
She’s crazy obsessed with him he definitely needs to get a restraining order against her!
Facts
If he is Mississippi long, I would be too 🔥
The way she stopped laughing and said "Excuse me?" I was like ooohhhh 🤣 i have gone down a rabbit hole on this channel and Judge Vonda you are a force!
we need every judge to be like her. Justice for all men and women out there.
I had to watch it three more times because her facial expression was priceless when it came to the results
YOU AIN'T LYING IT WARMED MY HEART GREATLY
i guarantee that she is single because of the way she treats men .
Same I had rewatch the drop of her face when the test came out lol
I watched it 4 times because I had to see the shocked look on her face again. I almost choked laughing so hard.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious, she was so confident and cocky and then the results smacked her right down
My man Kyle dodged a MAJOR bullet!! Lol ohhh my goodness and the end of the video 😂 "Mississippi long" and giving her the bird my goodness this is messy!
So sad that these children get caught in the middle of situations like this. I hope this girl grows up emotionally and spiritually strong. So many parents should not be parents.
My goodness the mom is SO aggressive and demanding. Once the DNA test came back and she was laughing through it thinking she'd won, but hadn't. I laughed SO hard😂! Then she STILL said he was the father even though he clearly isn't! Start lining them up lady, you need more men to DNA test.
100% Mandatory DNA test regardless of relationship status
As a woman i agree DNA TEST at birth
@@lizelizondogo1217 thank you queen
Ok how u gone do that. I’m tired of this mandatory dna testing. U can get the damn test yourself y should we have the government forcing this
@@mackcity74gdn89 hmm..would be the exact reason why I would test my kids.
@@mackcity74gdn89" U can get the damn test yourself..."
And how exactly would that work?
The Mississippi long tattoo got me 😂🤣
This whole case is memorable but part 2 is pure gold! That lady partied so hard during those days that she had to bring together whatever pieces of the puzzle she could to construct a memory. Sad thing is the memory puzzle is incomplete. "Mississippi long" tattoo's face piece is missing. Oopsy! 😁
She almost got the wind sucked out of her when she realized he wasn't the father!!! That was fricking hilarious!! Omg
The only thing missing from this was Maury Povich saying "You are NOT the father" 😂
🤣🤣🤣👂🏽
Oh snap😂...well you said it all
👍 The expression on her face was priceless! Thanks for sharing ⚖️
The potential father nailed it right on the head. This was never about paying child support, she had some type of revenge plot or just wanted to get a pay out.
Her face drop was priceless when her mind caught up to her mouth after the judge gave the results. Had to ask to hear it again lol. Then adamantly refused to believe it.
That smile went right out the window.... 😆 🤣 😂
The LOOK on her FACE was priceless!😂
I love this result !!!!!!!! 😊 I'm so happy for this man
I’m ready because “ yalll came here to wast my time “ 😂🤣😂
I just knew she was gonna say it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! You said wast, lol
I love when the judge says that lol
I nearly choked when the judge said "There is no probably that he is the father" and her face dropped. Just knocked the wind out of her sails.
"there's a probability of something else though. There's a probability that you were with someone else!!" Shit has me ROLLING!!!!!!!
I love you judge.. watching your channel for about 6 hour now and this lady made my day today 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that she is insisting he has a tattoo that he does not is proof she does not remember who she was with
I just found out this show 2 days ago and i am hooked. The best show ever. I really love the judge. She is so smart, brilliant, unbiased, confidence, put people at their place when they missed behave and she is a bad ass. I love her!!! I have to finish watching all your videos. I adore you.
Same
Me too
“It’s got writing on it, that’s why it’s sketchy” 🤣🤣🤣
So happy for Kyle!
I am so weak at the results omg this was good! 😂😂😂
She was so confident that the test gave her a swift smack on the face, damn he dodged a big bullet that she still thought he was the father, that’s why these test are important
What's important is
1. Men - wear a condom.
2. Women - use some sort birth control.
She is living so far into her denial and delusions
Poor guy. Glad it worked out okay for him. She’s a piece of work
The last middle finger was a dream come true for the guy 😂
Mississippi Long
I mean it must be pretty long if you could fit all those letters on there. Best part is the dude being like "I've never even been to Mississippi!" So she was straight up just remembering the wrong dude's johnson!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That has got to be the craziest case of mistaken identity I've ever heard!
MWA HA! I'll call this a case of mistaken genitalia. 😂😂
I honestly think she was just being petty and felt jealous. When her face dropped I never laughed so hard and the fact that she tried to keep arguing w/ M. Vonda😂😂😂
Lady keep loving and take care of your beautiful daughter
This is the best judge.😊
Just me…checking in. Binging Vonda for the last 2 days after discovering this gem of a person! Thank you for being you!
I am in the same boat my friend. It’s absolute gold.
Omg I spit out my juice when the judge said he was not the father 😂😂😂😂😂
It's one of the funniest and satisfying videos !
❤😂
“Missisipi long” lady is funny😂😂😂😂. That guy must be so relieved😂😂
“it’s got writing on it that’s why it’s sketchy” wow that was golden 😭😭😭
“Mississippi Long” 😭 they gone find him immediately
He put it up nine years ago 😂
I could be wrong but I’m thinking that Mississippi long was not a white dude..
The look at 3:45 is priceless...lol (when she finds out the test results didn't go her way)
Lolol love it! Ty for the results!!
Where’s my TikTok squad at? Y’all he really tried to smooth things out in 30 seconds 🤣🤣
i’m saying “i don’t let people push my buttons.” this whole week 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
right with ya 😆
The best way to keep people from pushing your buttons, is to disconnect the buttons. They can push all day long and it won't even phase you. Disconnect the buttons 👍
I am happy for the guy and I love this judge for not playing any favoritism toward girls.
I don't know how many times am going to watch this episode. 😂😂😂😂. Each time I want to laugh 😂 😂 I come here.
She's happy as hell in the beginning and sad as hell at the end her facial expressions were sensational
I thought i would only ever see such a perfectly uptight person do a perfectly timed 'wtf' face so perfect.
Silence is golden. You got the results, stay quiet and move on.
“Thats not how any of that works but that was very creative” LOLL
Uuu i love her reaction from evil laughing to wait what and frown. Satisfaction to watch 🤣🤣😅😅😅
“There’s no shade just facts” 😂😂🤣
I love Judge Vonda she is so honest and funny. What a breath of fresh air in this world❤
Good luck to you, your new baby, and Mississippi Long wherever he is.....
I love you Mrs. Vonda B!!! Me and my boyfriend binge watch your show all the time and would DIE if you commented back😭😭 We love you queen!!!
Your boyfriend needs to watch out den 😂😭
I love her too omg she has the best court show I've seen she's so real and honest ❤️ queen Vonda b
She comments all the time. Keep posting girl. She’s very active. She commented back to me and it made my day!!
I love how bc the test came back negative, suddenly the envelope looks sketchy 😂😂
What? She read that it said zero probability and came to court?
DAMN!!! 180 degree, no scope, straight to the dome piece...didn't see that one coming!
That was A Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan-esk ending...AKA the good one!
I have watched this clip probably around 100 times, and each time they read the test and her face drops, I lose it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he said "It's got writing in it, That's why it's sketchy" in a deadpan nonchalant way had me on fire.
"Your honor, you tried it" 😂😂😂
I love judge Judge should give updates thumbs up.Judge.
Lolol, her face was priceless.. from laughing to disbelief
face crack of the century 😭😭 she needed judge to repeat herself she was so shook 😂😂
MISSISSIPPI LONG LMFAO THIS EPISODE HAS ME DEAD YA’LL WHY DID I NOT GO TO SCHOOL TO BE A JUDGE ☠️
&&HE AIN’T NEVER BEEN TO MISSISSIPPI OML BEST ONE
😂😂😂
I can think of one reason…
Daughter is so beautiful! Maybe it doesn’t matter if her daughter’s needs are all met!
I'm so happy for him!!!
This case had me laughing like I'm at a comedy show 😂🤣😂 this is entertaining and that's why I'm here binge watching when I should be doing something else.
Was not expecting that outcome.
I hope the daughter finds his daddy
"HER" daddy...no gender reversals here
@@raymondedge8889 uuu sorry! We are not all native speakers 🤦🏽.
And I don’t need attitude here.
Thank you
@@raymondedge8889 not everyone speaks your language perfectly, just correct and keep the other things to yourself
Congratulations 🎊 👏🏿 💐 🥳
This was HILARIOUS!!!
“Tell ‘em this. Do you have the Mississippi tattoo??”
“ 🤨🤨🤨 no? I’ve never been to Mississippi?”
Baby girl you REALLY DID forget who you were with 😩🤣 I wonder if she was drinking that whole weekend or if it was just so long she forgot lmao
She stuck on the Mississippi long lol
Funny thing about memory. When we recall any memories, we actualy recreate them in our minds. Like taking an old lego set out of the box and placing the pieces where we think they should be. The problem about that is that human memory isn't perfect, so we tend to place some of these pieces wrong. And since our frame of reference - the blueprint, as it were - for that memory is always the last time we recalled it in our minds, the more we go back to a certain memory, the more it becomes warped over time.
@@akhannar9368 I got TBI -Traumatic Brain injury in a war .
After i came back there were people from before the war who i knew but i only recently remembered years after seeing them that yes , i knew them before the war and when i saw them later i just didn't remember i had known them in the past . i can name 3 examples .
"...Just so long she forgot..." Do you mean "It happened so long ago that she forgot whose it was," or "It was such a long one that she forgot who it was attached to?" (i.e. she was so focused on the 'Mississippi Long' she didn't pay attention to the guy's face) 🤔😂
@@shydreamguyman4098
Thank you so very much for serving for us 🇺🇸 Much much love, respect, thankfulness and gratefulness Mr. Shy Dream Guy Man. Salute. 💯❤🌟 🪖💜
She is crazy 😂. He does need that restraining order 🤷🏾♀️
Absolutely the best thing I have seen
“No disrespect to you but the letter looks alil sketchy” I lost it 🤣🤣