Being Liberal Isn't Fun | Andy Haynes | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @DontTellComedy
    @DontTellComedy  Рік тому +446

    Andy's IG is @imandyhaynes. Make sure to follow him on Instagram to see where he's performing next!

  • @MuhanMado
    @MuhanMado Рік тому +2919

    The way he embraced subtly shitting on himself and then turning that into comedy is a superpower, this dude is fantastic

    • @IndepenisDay
      @IndepenisDay Рік тому +23

      Ya, self deprecation is important in good comedy

    • @phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842
      @phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 Рік тому

      @Bigheartoneggshells yes conservatives are known for the art of self deprecation …oh wait

    • @graysonjd5624
      @graysonjd5624 Рік тому

      @@TinfoilAnus Liberals are centrist, not left.

    • @deeayeveeeyees
      @deeayeveeeyees Рік тому +15

      i mean,isnt that what literally every comedian does? he is good though

    • @MrGoofyPup
      @MrGoofyPup Рік тому +14

      ​@@deeayeveeeyeesIt should be, along with punching up and speaking truth to power. And then you have some bullies masquerading as comedians where they point and laugh at others, punch down, and expect you to buy into the idea that it is comedy. Ricky Gervais comes to mind.

  • @NeonKue
    @NeonKue Рік тому +5788

    I’m a conservative and found him funny. Actually got a couple chuckles outta me but I ain’t gay.

    • @wodidos
      @wodidos Рік тому +596

      It’s cool even if you are, don’t be scared to be yourself buddy.

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict Рік тому

      The thing is, us conservitards and libtards can generally get along. Things have just gotten way out of hand. If we could just dial it all back a bit, I think we could all drink beers and hang out again. I'd rather shoot some hogs and eat ribs than that vegan bullshit. I'm not vegan lol

    • @zyrosqrd2552
      @zyrosqrd2552 Рік тому +290

      Sorry I was so rough with you when you were bent over, but you can try again with someone more gentle and switch back to your gaydays, sweets.

    • @funrls
      @funrls Рік тому +152

      @@zyrosqrd2552 😟 are you good

    • @The-Devils-Advocate
      @The-Devils-Advocate Рік тому +137

      @@funrlshe’s just doing a little trolling

  • @mr.holliday9456
    @mr.holliday9456 Рік тому +2846

    Dude was shockingly hilarious

    • @Young_Savage_904
      @Young_Savage_904 Рік тому +15

      Yeah man, it was great!💯 I wasn't expecting this

    • @mushroom6707
      @mushroom6707 Рік тому +15

      How is it shocking?

    • @6darren6
      @6darren6 Рік тому +26

      It’s almost like he’s a comedian

    • @mr.holliday9456
      @mr.holliday9456 Рік тому +22

      @@mushroom6707 his sense of humor didn't match his appearance,I like surprises.

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 Рік тому +12

      ​@@mr.holliday9456 he's been doing comedy for years. He does some self deprecating humor but also misdirectional and anecdotal. Look up his other stuff

  • @ScherrerMadness
    @ScherrerMadness Місяць тому +85

    I’m conservative but will admit that the liberal type comics have the self deprecation humor down to a science - or at least this guy does. His delivery and control during the set were next fucking level. Dude is great.

    • @TheLaughingMustache-oh5ff
      @TheLaughingMustache-oh5ff 15 днів тому +1

      Shane Gillis isn't liberal.

    • @HalIOfFamer
      @HalIOfFamer 9 днів тому

      ​@@TheLaughingMustache-oh5ffShane gillis is a liberal 100% just not a leftist.

    • @TheAluvisify
      @TheAluvisify День тому

      @@TheLaughingMustache-oh5ff He sure as shit isn't conservative either.

  • @rachels1957
    @rachels1957 Рік тому +206

    “And for dessert, we’re gonna thank the moon” I cackled 😂

  • @mzalenski1
    @mzalenski1 Рік тому +2981

    Making political jokes that everyone can laugh at is hard these days. Dude has real talent.

    • @Yvaelle
      @Yvaelle Рік тому +106

      Conservatives can laugh at Progressives. Progressives can laugh at Progressives. Progressives can laugh at Conservatives.

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 Рік тому +16

      @@Yvaelle Well done, haha

    • @sandshark2
      @sandshark2 Рік тому

      @Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs trust me, you become a progressive by talking to conservatives in real life. Ive never seen a conservative be able to joke about himself, always pulling a “no true scotsman” fallacy instead. Most of your conspiracy theories are leftist ones too. 9/11 was , the feds too, and jan 6th is just proof of the extent to which conservatives defend themselves.

    • @ASMCourtney
      @ASMCourtney Рік тому +13

      ​@Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs to be fair, we are all fundamentally the same and all trying to get through life, we are being manipulated by media and the echo chambers that social media creates. I do think that the current definition of progressive, in most ways is the best way for humanity to move, lifting up the lives of the struggling, and using social programs to maintain a standard of living for as many people as possible.
      But that view is nieve, it is immensely more complicated than that, so I try to influence my community to lift each other up and push for a mentality of humans trying to be better... When we get home or are out with friends we all do the same shit, be funny, and talk shit about our lives.
      But the conservative leadership are a bunch of window lickers, so liberal I am and will stay.

    • @ASMCourtney
      @ASMCourtney Рік тому

      ​@Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs also, I just can't help but know that conspiracies are possible, but infinitely unlikely, so I don't really care if they are true, I still have to live my life, and I don't get any value out of considering them as reality. If I suddenly knew 9/11 was done by our government... What, they're shitty, like they've always been, they're a bunch of humans, of yous and mes, they panic and hide shit, and make deals, and are sick of their lives, and scared, and happy.
      So we work on making the systems that support us and lift our society to health are strong.
      We lie to each other I guess I'm saying, I'm sure many things about our society are a lie, but we are a.bunch of apes trying to figure out how to maintain a planet, it's going to take time, but it doesn't mean I don't have to live in my reality, my life, where I spend time with the people I love, and enjoy the sun, and wake up and enjoy being here, to love it because we are here for so short a stay.
      I love you, and I hope you can find strength in yourself, be stoic, and stand tall for yourself, find a place in this crazy society, have fun, live a life, and then die, with all of us, and leave a mark. Find happiness in the ordinary, there doesn't have to be a plot, life is incredibly interesting

  • @SoundslikeLogic
    @SoundslikeLogic Рік тому +603

    "I wasn't gonna celebrate but now I am", such a good line.

    • @parkerburgio
      @parkerburgio Рік тому +43

      no fr tho, the way he went from that global warming joke and chose a date which worked for that but also mlk day and shows that conservatives don’t care abt global warming or racial history… genius

    • @stsk7
      @stsk7 Рік тому +6

      @@parkerburgio funny though stereotypical

    • @captain_malaria
      @captain_malaria Рік тому +32

      ​​@@parkerburgio"conservatives don't care about... racial history."
      Truly a well constructed worldview you got there. I'm sure your wife's boyfriend is very proud of you.

    • @ArgueWithTheMajority
      @ArgueWithTheMajority Рік тому +7

      ​@@captain_malariaAre you fighting conservative stereotypes by implying "we actually care greatly about the crimes committed in the name of racism, their history and the history of different ethnic groups" or are you implying "we care greatly about keeping our white race pure, so of course we care about racial history"? Something in between maybe?

    • @friedrice207
      @friedrice207 Рік тому +12

      @@captain_malaria i like how you didn't refute their point

  • @i-love-comountains3850
    @i-love-comountains3850 Рік тому +351

    "I did a 23&Me, they sent me back a blank sheet of paper." Haven't laughed that hard in a while lol

    • @DVD927
      @DVD927 Рік тому +5

      23andme told me I’m a hoarder

    • @outdoorloser4340
      @outdoorloser4340 Рік тому +3

      It's funny because white people have so much recorded culture 😅 Omg I'm dying 😅

  • @alireid5874
    @alireid5874 Рік тому +256

    My dad woke us up to watch meteor showers and kissed us on the lips until we refused 😂 Secure attachment is real. Love you, Dad!

    • @hueginvieny7959
      @hueginvieny7959 8 місяців тому +13

      So it's 4 months in the future now, and libreals will tell you that supporting your, kid, and showing affection by caring for your kids is wrong. If your parent showed up to every school or sport event, they inflicted mental harm by giving you anxiety to perform. It's crazy how far libreals go even in 4 months

    • @tikkabrno
      @tikkabrno 3 місяці тому +3

      Super gay.

    • @demoman1596sh
      @demoman1596sh 3 місяці тому +23

      @@hueginvieny7959 Never in a million years did or would any of what you said happen.

    • @slightlyaboveaverage2235
      @slightlyaboveaverage2235 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@demoman1596sh You wouldn't know because you don't know your dad.

    • @Finnegan_Floof
      @Finnegan_Floof 3 місяці тому

      what is wrong with this reply section-
      you already know this dude was talking to someone high on weed in an alleyway when getting this "information" on "LIBREALS." whatever libreals means 😅

  • @StaceyMoulton-n4i
    @StaceyMoulton-n4i 10 місяців тому +36

    So glad more and more comedians are putting their specials out on UA-cam! We’re all getting way more exposure to more talent and it’s awesome! Great show Andy!!

  • @pickles432noname6
    @pickles432noname6 Рік тому +1112

    I would totally get my kids up at 3:00 am to watch a meteor shower 😂

    • @acidrat420
      @acidrat420 Рік тому +77

      dont forget to kiss them on the mouth afterwards lol

    • @NightMystique13
      @NightMystique13 Рік тому +9

      Same!!!

    • @djoh615893
      @djoh615893 Рік тому +22

      😂 I would absolutely wake up the kids for a meteor shower, or Northern Lights, or an interesting moon if I’m also awake, which I usually am not. I’ll catch it on the news feed but if I really want to annoy them we are going outside and looking at constellations and I’m going to try to describe the points of interest in vague language

    • @MtHermit
      @MtHermit Рік тому

      Aww shit. Sorry about the little pussies 😂

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Рік тому +9

      no plz do that, that's a good memory dawg

  • @ighoomang8499
    @ighoomang8499 Рік тому +1142

    That Christian quater back joke was great 😂

  • @vianeyboruel504
    @vianeyboruel504 Рік тому +566

    That speaking Spanish joke had like 4 levels to it. Love this guy

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Рік тому +18

      Right? That was like _For Whom The Bell Tolls,_ but in joke form
      (that was a really smart joke and now I'm sad nobody is ever going to see it and I'm definitely too drunk to remember it)

    • @kylejohnson6775
      @kylejohnson6775 Рік тому +2

      Top shelf, had me laughing harder than I have in a long time

    • @louiearmstrong
      @louiearmstrong 11 місяців тому +22

      I think "somos de Yemen" every time I go to the convenience store

    • @cocokombucha2408
      @cocokombucha2408 10 місяців тому +8

      Wait do you mind explaining? I only got to naranjas on my Duolingo

    • @litawi7869
      @litawi7869 9 місяців тому +1

      That one got a loud laugh outta me!😂😂

  • @Lymbe06
    @Lymbe06 Рік тому +23

    Best compliment I can give: I paused it at 3 minutes and started sharing.

  • @rahl169
    @rahl169 7 місяців тому +56

    “My moms’s a suburu outback” 😂

    • @slypear
      @slypear 4 місяці тому +1

      Brilliant!

  • @anavalera9921
    @anavalera9921 Рік тому +250

    "Lets trade her out with some hungry young Peruvian dentist" HAHAHAHA I loved it.

  • @ashleyrowland2123
    @ashleyrowland2123 Рік тому +1887

    He deserves a bloody Netflix special more than most of the comedians on there

    • @tammiepage6489
      @tammiepage6489 Рік тому +5

      That depends on your opinion I mean at the other day lotta comedians work the ass off to do that that’s not that easy and everybody has different idea but they think it’s funny, so yeah, there are comedians that have Netflix specials that deserve it to so you can’t sit there say a lot of opinion I’m sure you have your opinion that’s fine something wrong with that but others who have their opinions to

    • @raggedycattunes
      @raggedycattunes Рік тому +22

      @@tammiepage6489what in the world

    • @ATruncale
      @ATruncale Рік тому +8

      @@tammiepage6489 Punctuation?

    • @harrisonclifford3711
      @harrisonclifford3711 Рік тому +20

      @@ATruncalenot even punctuation would save her

    • @nixchelle
      @nixchelle Рік тому

      He can just tell jokes it doesn’t have to be bloody

  • @GlizzieMcGuire
    @GlizzieMcGuire Рік тому +1088

    He looks like Matthew Mcconaughey and Woody Harrelson combined

    • @andyshroom5452
      @andyshroom5452 Рік тому +54

      Moody MCcorrelson

    • @beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604
      @beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 Рік тому +33

      Ironic that you say this because Matthew just came and said he thinks that him and Woody might be brothers....

    • @Rebe8d89AH
      @Rebe8d89AH Рік тому +7

      It's his cadence as well lol

    • @josephirizarry5195
      @josephirizarry5195 Рік тому

      More like Woody Sterile Son

    • @chrisdalton5646
      @chrisdalton5646 Рік тому +2

      Nat Faxon with better teeth. (Apologies, Nat. You're a good actor and the rest of your face is handsome.)

  • @sykoe360
    @sykoe360 Рік тому +11

    One of the funniest comedians I’ve seen in a while. Keep it up Andrew!!

    • @yeeaahBUDDY
      @yeeaahBUDDY Рік тому +4

      Did you just give money to a comedy channel? This comedian won't see a penny of that

  • @jennifergersch9126
    @jennifergersch9126 2 місяці тому +19

    "Microsoft, Starbucks and Frasier Crane" Love!!!

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Рік тому +575

    "MMA-style lovemaking" did not get nearly the juice it deserved. Best line in the set, great balance between the two.

    • @thinkbeforeyoutype7106
      @thinkbeforeyoutype7106 Рік тому

      Exactly

    • @thomaskennedy-sf7wd
      @thomaskennedy-sf7wd Рік тому +3

      It is a culture shock to date someone younger than you.

    • @slightlyaboveaverage2235
      @slightlyaboveaverage2235 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@thomaskennedy-sf7wdnot really, I finally got to express my deepest darkest desires and be praised for it.

    • @cjpearlm
      @cjpearlm Місяць тому

      It was funny, but it definitely wasn’t the best in the set. Pretty basic idea.

    • @RC-qf3mp
      @RC-qf3mp Місяць тому

      B/c most of the crowd are liberal beta simps and women, neither of which watch MMA.

  • @pork_friedrice
    @pork_friedrice Рік тому +292

    I’d never heard of this guy, he killed it, original material, excellent delivery.

  • @geranamozachary2705
    @geranamozachary2705 Рік тому +393

    Citizen championship might be best take on immigration I've heard yet

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict Рік тому +28

      Time to bring back the coliseum lol

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 Рік тому +36

      Think of the ratings. "27-year-old Caucasian male takes on family of 5, up next on ESPN"

    • @adoniscreed4031
      @adoniscreed4031 Рік тому +3

      ​@Josef Zalusky mate I would watch the ever living shit out of this 😂

    • @holysex1052
      @holysex1052 Рік тому +1

      This post and comment killed me lmaoooo

    • @cracknigr6065
      @cracknigr6065 Рік тому

      @@josefzalusky7307 :D :D :D :D :D

  • @zachellis147
    @zachellis147 Рік тому +23

    The bit about "you either get the warrior or the gentleman. You can't have both" killed me

  • @mrmaggoo35
    @mrmaggoo35 Рік тому +59

    ARCH Conservative here and this was brilliant! From outfit to delivery .... And the writing????
    A+++

  • @peacelovekindness
    @peacelovekindness Рік тому +341

    I love his observations LOL What an excellent way to let your introverted and overthinking self bring joy to others haha

  • @tousenkaname231
    @tousenkaname231 Рік тому +187

    "I Swear to God..."
    That joke hit and crushed it!
    The man is a comedy genius with that one

  • @BrokeTheSeal
    @BrokeTheSeal Рік тому +387

    I’ve been writing jokes to perform stand up but this guy’s set just made me rethink the whole thing.

    • @emersonherrmann6106
      @emersonherrmann6106 Рік тому +36

      I wish you luck!

    • @chrisb9377
      @chrisb9377 Рік тому +42

      Everyone has their different style and what works for them! You can probably pull of your jokes while this guy couldn’t😊

    • @christinapomponio6452
      @christinapomponio6452 Рік тому +30

      Jus get on stage and do it. Understand that you will bomb.......a lot. make sure u have a backbone and can handle embarrassment. I wish I could say "you got this" but I don't know u. So .....I hope you got this. 👍

    • @FlemingsFineForge
      @FlemingsFineForge Рік тому +9

      Go for it! Just got to put in the hours!! This is years of practice, you can get to this point too!

    • @Ginjer_isa_witch
      @Ginjer_isa_witch Рік тому +5

      Writing jokes is good step, but like a previous comment said, you're gonna bomb a lot and gonna have a lot.of hecklers. Learn how to work the audience too, good for segues into different topics and jokes and keep some cutting jokes in your back pocket to flip around in your favor. I ain't a professional comedian, but I have a friend who is an amateur and learned a bit from him. Good luck. Hope you succeed.

  • @Mike_Kelli
    @Mike_Kelli Рік тому +7

    A comedian who is a liberal who isn’t spewing ‘all conservatives hate gays and women’ or ‘OMG TRUMP IS THE DEVIL’ and he makes fun of himself and BOTH sides.
    Amazing. Love this guy

  • @batcird
    @batcird Рік тому +39

    "Somos de Yemen" hahahaha that killed me!

  • @EazyMac
    @EazyMac Рік тому +933

    THIS WAS SUCH A TIGHT SET 🔥🔥🔥 One of the most enjoyable comedians I've seen in a long time!!

  • @ngoykhman
    @ngoykhman Рік тому +7

    Thanks!

  • @Tabroski
    @Tabroski Рік тому +430

    There wasn’t a weak joke in his set! I would absolutely watch a whole special by him if this is the quality we’re seeing.

  • @danallison8745
    @danallison8745 3 місяці тому +18

    I rarely watch entire comedy videos but Andy is hilarious! Couldn’t stop!

  • @4G63Tx
    @4G63Tx Рік тому +19

    So glad more and more comedians are putting their specials out on UA-cam! We’re all getting way more exposure to more talent and it’s awesome! Great show Andy!! 🥳

  • @JamenLS
    @JamenLS Рік тому +423

    I've lived in Seattle for 6 years and this is the 1st person from there that has made a funny joke

    • @jaimesolis8362
      @jaimesolis8362 Рік тому +8

      Lmao.

    • @SleepyPaul
      @SleepyPaul Рік тому +15

      Comedy clubs in Seattle are sad as hell

    • @myflatlineconstruct
      @myflatlineconstruct Рік тому +9

      Vegas transplant to Seattle . Concur , no funny here.

    • @UnkleBen
      @UnkleBen 11 місяців тому +2

      diferent opinion, 1st *white guy maybe... after two seperate stints totalin 17yrs i never met a funny white guy, plenty of funny asian, am & lgbtq comedians tho

    • @CurrentlyObsessively
      @CurrentlyObsessively 11 місяців тому +4

      People are generally funny when you arent conditioned to actively hate them for their skin color.

  • @bdpatton2
    @bdpatton2 Рік тому +93

    I can't believe that was only 11 minutes I had so much material packed into it that was incredible

  • @donguapo7862
    @donguapo7862 Рік тому +69

    The pause on the "I swear to God..........." was perfect timing I was cracking up 🤣🤣🤣

    • @slypear
      @slypear 4 місяці тому +2

      Saw your comment before that line came up - well worth the wait!

  • @EllieC130
    @EllieC130 Рік тому +6

    "I have an idea for immigration I know you all wanna hear it" had me ROLLING.

  • @SadTown99
    @SadTown99 Рік тому +14

    Wow what a hidden gem this was, the entire set was flawless… best I’ve seen in a very long time 👏👏👏

  • @jagrubster
    @jagrubster Рік тому +693

    This set was amazing! Time to follow his career for the next twenty years ❤

    • @cfuzzzyrun
      @cfuzzzyrun Рік тому +1

      Hahaha! Yes!

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 Рік тому +1

      He's been a comedian and has already performed on late night shows and comedy central

    • @Scubadog_
      @Scubadog_ Рік тому +13

      veinte años, come on do your homework 💀

    • @izzymizzle
      @izzymizzle Рік тому

      literally

    • @IHJello
      @IHJello Рік тому +2

      ​@Santiago Munoz what's a late night show?

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed Рік тому +83

    For someone who looks like a walking dateline serial killer profile this guy is very funny

  • @naejimba
    @naejimba Рік тому +105

    That was a tight set. No duds, excellent delivery, and the timing is good (he makes sure he pause for the laughs). This makes me want to see more of what he has and if it is that solid someone get this man a special.

  • @Mayabee321
    @Mayabee321 Рік тому +7

    So many great lines… “and then for desert we’re gonna thank the moon” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chadhofheins3005
    @chadhofheins3005 Рік тому +5

    This had me crying. Super tight set with perfect timing. Hope to see more of this guy.

  • @johnneat3381
    @johnneat3381 Рік тому +118

    OMFG i was dying the entire time... this guy is frekkin hilarious i love him so much

  • @n2essence
    @n2essence Рік тому +101

    I verbally said NOO when he finished! That went by too fast. I loved it. He's so funny. I wasn't expecting that and I am so happily surprised.

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I didn't recognise him but he was great!

    • @noelv1976
      @noelv1976 Рік тому +7

      That’s what she said

  • @IflyRaptors
    @IflyRaptors Рік тому +169

    This dude is hilarious literally not a line wasted

  • @pbcash7788
    @pbcash7788 4 дні тому +1

    As a moderate it’s hard to find political comedy that i actually like.. you nailed it! Great stuff.

  • @magnolia2
    @magnolia2 Рік тому +14

    Thought I was the only one walking around super sad during warm and beautiful winter days.😂

  • @SuperSetCA
    @SuperSetCA Рік тому +30

    Thank you to the UA-cam algorithm for recommending this guy. Killed it!

  • @donlahaye1340
    @donlahaye1340 Рік тому +95

    His timing is perfect in this set . He has improved so much over the last couple years

  • @kathrynmanwiller8453
    @kathrynmanwiller8453 7 днів тому

    This video popped up in my feed and it’s first time I’ve seen Andy and won’t be the last. LOVED every minute of this set.

  • @warriorscholar41
    @warriorscholar41 Рік тому +1

    "Trying to put together a championship year." 💀

  • @MaleaRudolph
    @MaleaRudolph Рік тому +70

    The Subaru Outback: Eddie Bauer edition joke is so underrated

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad Рік тому +5

      As a Portlander who drives a Subaru Outback Wilderness, yup.

    • @mkadoza
      @mkadoza Рік тому +2

      As a New Yorker with a 2009 Subi Outback... i feel judged.

    • @andrewlaurence8274
      @andrewlaurence8274 11 місяців тому +1

      I once saw a Hasidic Jew driving a Subaru Outback L.L. Bean edition in San Francisco. It seemed somewhat off brand, but I don't judge.

  • @djgrab1
    @djgrab1 Рік тому +990

    So good, self deprecating liberal character is such a breath of fresh air, killer man, good rips on everyone, this is what this is suppose to look like, great subject matter, you’re right over the target

    • @kyleconnor2759
      @kyleconnor2759 Рік тому +1

      Are you serious? Exactly what you described is so old at this point it’s beyond nauseating
      You all keep getting McDonald’s shoved down your throat believing it’s filet mignon Bc that’s what you’re told

    • @warrenny
      @warrenny Рік тому +9

      Great comment. Was thinking exactly same

    • @xdarkwing104x
      @xdarkwing104x Рік тому

      A lot of liberals are like that, it's just that conservatives are too busy shooting at beer cans and crying over the shoes cartoon candies wear to actually pay attention

    • @jamesmckinney9020
      @jamesmckinney9020 Рік тому +32

      If a self deprecating liberal is a breath of fresh air, then a self deprecating conservative is a breath of fresh air in East Palestine, OH

    • @NicheGreens
      @NicheGreens Рік тому +9

      ​@@jamesmckinney9020 Lame, try again.

  • @i-love-comountains3850
    @i-love-comountains3850 Рік тому +76

    "We aren't having fun because we care about other people and stuff!" if this isn't the truest shit😂

    • @PresJoshington
      @PresJoshington Рік тому

      No liberals care more about the image of looking like they care
      In reality they are just disingenuous narcissists

  • @alcazar123456
    @alcazar123456 Рік тому +3

    These jokes kill whether you are liberal or conservative. That’s not an easy feat! Well done.

  • @xanderunderwoods3363
    @xanderunderwoods3363 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm conservative and this was hysterical, gold comedy

  • @benjaminskylerhill8276
    @benjaminskylerhill8276 Рік тому +118

    The kind of comedy that offends everyone and therefore offends no one. Love it.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 Рік тому +3

      As a Black bisexual man, I feel like having a rhino thick hide is a blessing when it comes to what people deem "offensive".

    • @Ceabrus74
      @Ceabrus74 Рік тому +14

      These jokes were supposed to be offensive?

    • @gpl992
      @gpl992 Рік тому +4

      @@viscountrainbows2857 As a Blasian Pacific Island Jew who ended up looking Arabian AF with Autism,ADHD,Bi-Polar,and Ambidextrous-ness from the Rural South I agree!

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Рік тому +7

      @@Ceabrus74 No, it's just a poor attempt at whining about nothing.

    • @888PsyMike888
      @888PsyMike888 Рік тому +2

      ​@@mechanomics2649Oh, the irony...

  • @hedwardd
    @hedwardd Рік тому +48

    This guy definitely deserves to blow up if he hasn't yet. Can't wait to see more of his stuff

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 Рік тому +6

      Really didn’t like him huh?

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote Рік тому

      ​@@timmiller1 I see what you did there 😂😂😂

  • @unemployedgringo
    @unemployedgringo Рік тому +340

    As a conservative with a motorboat, this made me laugh

    • @Aetriex
      @Aetriex Рік тому +93

      As a liberal with a kayak, this made me laugh too

    • @somalicious3569
      @somalicious3569 Рік тому +89

      As an independent, I drowned.

    • @bemydinosaur13
      @bemydinosaur13 Рік тому +28

      As a liberal who is married to a conservative with a wakeboard boat, he’s 100% right and hilarious

    • @thinkbeforeyoutype7106
      @thinkbeforeyoutype7106 Рік тому +17

      As an immigrant refugee, I got traded with an American with his jokes.

    • @DitkoBit-in3lh
      @DitkoBit-in3lh Рік тому +38

      As a native, I think my joke got stolen

  • @mo_bra3340
    @mo_bra3340 Рік тому +2

    "I miss daddy kisses" -Haha, that's cute! :D

  • @michaelworch7737
    @michaelworch7737 Рік тому +135

    Not only did I laugh multiple times but I was smiling at minimum the whole bit

  • @danielcoffey4972
    @danielcoffey4972 Рік тому +36

    Applause for saving your 9/11 joke until the end like a reverse Pete Davidson

  • @BRANDRUMZ
    @BRANDRUMZ Рік тому +13

    Absolutely killed. A+ Set. Can't believe this is the first time I've seen this guy get up.

    • @alisab4811
      @alisab4811 9 місяців тому

      Was hoping he had a UA-cam channel, doesn't appear to 😒

  • @qweqqweq2090
    @qweqqweq2090 21 день тому

    That was brilliant. His jokes surprise you and make you laugh instantly. His audience laugh reaction speed is super fast.

  • @thevisualedge
    @thevisualedge Рік тому +3

    I haven't seen New Balances matched with pushed-down tube socks since yesterday at Home Depot.

  • @britneyherrera81
    @britneyherrera81 Рік тому +38

    And the hunt begins..... another new (to me) comedian that I definitely want to find more content of.
    That was a great set!

  • @oldbrokenhands
    @oldbrokenhands Рік тому +35

    Damn, even your kid's soccer coach is doing stand-up, and he's hilarious.

  • @geegrant865
    @geegrant865 Рік тому +34

    Andy Haynes! Most underrated comedian

  • @MollyTheLag
    @MollyTheLag 14 днів тому

    "Subaru outback Eddie Bauer Edition" lmao i actually believed it was real for a second XD.

  • @mamawolfmusiccomedy322
    @mamawolfmusiccomedy322 2 місяці тому +1

    A great comic is one who can make fun of themselves 😊😊😊very talented, great job!

  • @susanmwai5428
    @susanmwai5428 Рік тому +21

    Searching for more of his stuff NOW 😂 I don’t know how to describe this kind of humour but I love it

  • @EverysteinSingleberg
    @EverysteinSingleberg Рік тому +28

    So so solid! Great way to play off both sides, razor sharp all the way! Loved him, even as a conservative! :)

  • @7ORD6ANTI
    @7ORD6ANTI Рік тому +16

    i was adding this to my "Watch Later" list when i heard the first punchline, started laughing, and immediately thought
    "Nah i gotta hear the rest'
    one of the best sets ive heard thos year lol

  • @hollowify_tensa_zangetsu
    @hollowify_tensa_zangetsu Рік тому +1

    The guy making me laugh out loud in a stop n shop 😂😂😂

  • @Withlovefrmstranger
    @Withlovefrmstranger 10 місяців тому +1

    Loved it Matthew.. was a fantastic set.😂😂😂

  • @zorrakas320
    @zorrakas320 Рік тому +22

    As a man, my father said to me before he left: a real man knows when to ask for help, a fake man thinks he can do everything.
    Ima go with what Ben said on back at the barnyard iykyk, better advice fr.

  • @patrickharris2013
    @patrickharris2013 Рік тому +29

    Hot damn what a set! This had me dying 😂😂😂 timing, deliver, material, and even the hoodie were all on point!

  • @karloz2722
    @karloz2722 Рік тому +36

    I hope this guy goes big (bigger?) because he's hilarious and has such great delivery.

  • @Chris-tx4kr
    @Chris-tx4kr Рік тому +1

    Homie ready to switch teams 😂

  • @johnanthonycafe2993
    @johnanthonycafe2993 Рік тому +1

    Great banter, good punch lines and makes valid observations.

  • @TedsHoldOver
    @TedsHoldOver Рік тому +5

    Dad shorts + New Balance shoes.
    I like this guy right out of the gate!

  • @nafion112
    @nafion112 Рік тому +17

    I did not expect this to be the funniest thing I've heard in weeks, but here we are... 😂

  • @leonarmstrong5589
    @leonarmstrong5589 2 місяці тому +1

    I literally only come back here to hear you say "1:31" 😂😂😂

  • @barrystephens6808
    @barrystephens6808 3 місяці тому

    The fact that the comments are all about different bits- means this guy KILLED IT.

  • @i.pfreely8979
    @i.pfreely8979 Рік тому +22

    legitimately so funny :] easily shot up to one of my favorite sets

  • @radbikeadventure
    @radbikeadventure Рік тому +8

    This is REALLY good. Can't wait to see more of him!

  • @kmshultz
    @kmshultz 9 днів тому

    It's cute how proud Andy is of 'Eddie Bauer Edition' 7:31 😄

  • @nateb1247
    @nateb1247 Рік тому

    “I wasn’t gonna celebrate, but now I am” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Old_Man_Dan
    @Old_Man_Dan Рік тому +8

    This is my first time seeing this guy. Hilarious. Definitely gonna be looking for more.

    • @sarahm7053
      @sarahm7053 Рік тому +1

      his previous work is good too! and his wife's a comic: Rosebud Baker

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Рік тому +8

    This was absolutely hilarious. Came on my feed and now I want to search for more of his work

  • @choppatool
    @choppatool Рік тому +69

    What an absolute master. The difference between older vs younger comics is so clear.

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov Рік тому +6

      I get why you're saying what you're saying, but really the difference between skilled vs ersatz comics is so clear.

    • @Taylor_5724
      @Taylor_5724 Рік тому +8

      @@dianapevtsov I'm kindof annoyed by the fact that I now know the word erstatz exists

    • @tw7321
      @tw7321 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, it’s amazing to see how much better Bill Burr and Louis CK got from their sets in the 90s

    • @choppatool
      @choppatool Рік тому

      @@tw7321 right? they get so well seasoned over time. they know what works and what's worth a risk. they're totally in control of outcomes
      they've spent years watching audiences react, they know precisely what to do and say

  • @crotts1984
    @crotts1984 Рік тому

    Excellent!! This dude killed it. So much content so fast in such a short amount of time. Epic and genius the way he worked his jokes together with rapid fire precision.

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 Рік тому +4

    10:25 I’ve actually seen republicans suggest trading the immigrants who want to work for any Californian with tiktok

  • @chetsavage2536
    @chetsavage2536 Рік тому +6

    I love that he's wearing shorts. Dude is killing it!

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude Рік тому +22

    SOLD! This guys hilarious. Very good cadence and confidence in his punch lines.

  • @TristanVash38
    @TristanVash38 Рік тому +12

    This guy was a big hit; smacked me twice with the 9/11 jokes