“I Look Like a Senator’s Nephew” - Andy Haynes - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Andy Haynes remembers being broke, discusses “The E! True Hollywood Story” of Heidi Klum and explains why he smokes a lot of weed.
Original airdate: June 14, 2013
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Love that Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets again! It gives really good comedians an extra chance to be seen again.
Just discovered this guy....he's like....deceivingly hilarious? Does that make sense?
@@sfurules yea actually, the way he turned the homeless thing around 😹
Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets for the ad revenue because no one watches cable television anymore. I like your spirit, though.
He did a set for don't tell comedy that's funny af
At first glance I thought he looked like the president on Scandal 😂
Yyyyyooooo #aaaaayyyyyy #LETSGO 😂😂😂😂😂
21:32
The character Fitzgerald Grant! That’s gotta be the most Presidential name of all time!
Yeah. I see it.
"You get into a hotel and you just wanna try stuff you saw on the internet"
*One random girls voice* "YEAH!"
🤣🤣
I don't get the joke.
@@swampsprite9Damn. I dont if i should be sad or envy you right now 😅
He's like a nicer Daniel Tosh, love it
“Thai food?!” 😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but that line sent me 💀
Don't even try it I'm native American and I laughed so hard I almost choked😂🎉😅
The AA advice at 19:00 is Fucking spot on. I swear, just get a therapist and good medication. Lmao
Anyone feel like this is what Dennis Reynolds’s would sound like if he did stand up?
Yes but just with Darker Humor 😅😅
The mushrooms joke had be dying because when I go camping I feel like I'm one with the tree 🌳
I can remember watching this guys stand up years ago about his disfunctionality in relations ships, so it’s pretty cool hearing him now being married. Great set!
Now...he's got me wondering IF his new wife IS the gf he brought from Seattle OR a new gf he'd met here later on yk?
New
His wife is comedian Rosebud Baker
When this originally came out, this was not his current wife. This was that poor lady who died in a tsunami of dicks.
This is 2003 before that
As an Austrian I want to clarify that Heidi Klum is from Germany.
Weird He didn't know that with a last name like Haynes! 😁
You had me at "a hummer fueled by native American tears" ❤
It’s rare that I find a comedian that I search for more from! This guys GREAT! 🎉
same!!!
you'll like Sean Lock in case you haven't heard of him, James Acaster and Phil Wang also have some really smart stuff like this :)
That gentrification of hell is a great joke! Congrats on the special!
Weed joke was literally spot on lmao and Can say the same for L$D
Okay the gentrification joke was brilliant
“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I’m no fortunate son.”
I’d lowkey pay for a video of you and Taylor Tomlinson doing a colab. Love both y’all’s comedy! 😂
Just him.
I love this idea!
It's amazing it has already been 10 years since he did this!
Oh, Boots is here to make the room smell different....HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bro…. I’m literally making magic mushroom mash potatoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOKED UP SOOOO FAST
How u holdin out so far bro?
haha
@@ScottyFang epic
Why does he remind me so much of Benedict Cumberbatch 😂
Me too!!
I didn't realise how long its been since I heard "I hate my partner" comedy until I watched this
They're not together anymore, he's married to someone else now, if that helps
Feels dated. This is from 10 years ago, and that sort of humor shows how much time has passed. It's no longer in style.
@@otherwords1375 Ah that explains a lot. Thank you
@@bugsbunny517 just an observation really but that does provide context
Lmao this guy has a very great comedic angle I love it. Need to get on that Europe tour ASAP! WE LOVE THIS KIND OF SHARP HUMOR HERE!
A lost prince 😂😂😂
they should make that the title 😅
I brought a girlfriend to NYC! His joke was perfect 🤣 … and I’m still drinking warm beer to this day! 😢
I'm broke like a branch😂😂😂😂but I got 8th row center stage tickets to see EL DEBARGE 😂😂😂now my ramen noodles are boiling 😂😂😂💋
Andy Haynes is one of the best ever to do it.
0:50 I was at a 7-11 and this guy kept coming in and buying $20 scratch-offs and losing. He came back in like three times to buy new ones, each time he kept bitching about how "Biden's taxes" were killing him...
I can confirm! I was the scratch card!
So funny!!
(definitely maxed out using the word “like” 😂.. it’s the new “umm”).
10:00 He's making fun of models but he himself looks a like a typical male model that came out of a stock photo! 😂😂😂😂
This guy doesn't hold back , keep it up
Doing a deep dive on andy, hilarious 😆
6:30 bros tryna remake snowpiercer 😂
This guy is hilarious.😂
Really a unique talent - brilliant jokes and excellent delivery here.
Style is definitely unique/refreshing, and for some reason the topics have a Daniel Tosh vibe to them which is also awesome
Bro is doing his best Daniel tosh. I'm kinda face blind so I had to double check it wasn't him. Not a bad thing, I'm enjoying every second so far. It just feels like maybe he was influenced by him cause their styles are very similar.
not sure if dunking on homeless people is the move but hey what do i know? im not a broke 30 year old in new york!
He robbed his wife, so not sure He's worried about making fun of the homeless.
Lmao! Dude REALLY hates being broke! Super funny set but he also sounds like he’s trying to make friends with rich Republicans.😅
Sounds like a libtard type
He's literally a liberal but he generally keeps his political jokes where even idiots who don't like anything intelligent can laugh.
It ain’t that serious
that model joke 😂
that was really excellent from start to finish!
Heidi Klum is not from Austria, she is from Germany.
my spirit animal
This guy has some great timing.
i assume he learned it all from daniel tosh, anthony jeselnik, and tony hinchcliffe. which isn’t a knock by any means.
As a Nigerian I appreciated this joke. 10:45 likely the only one tho I did this much
New York already has girlfriends got me good laughing out loud at work
this man is dennis reynolds of new york
A hammer & a four loco 😜🤣😂
There are netflix specials out there that didn't make me laugh as hard as this. Bravo!!
I like this guy he has Daniel tosh vibes.
Yes! This needs more likes,yo.
Except that Daniel Tosh is actually funny… 🤔
I think it's his voice... I hear it too 😂
That was awesome dude!! Hope to see more of this guy from now on
Andy is a real talent, he may be the descendant of a fruity English aristocrat, but he's a real talent.
Not BOOTS😂😂😂😂😂
Oh god, you are a senator's nephew, aren't you?
He ended up married to a senator's daughter. They both are not funny and insufferable.
Looks like he could be Seth Meyers little cousin or something..
I seriously thought this was Daniel Tosh for a while, and finally looked down at the video title.
Haha. This just got better and better. Nice work!
Man, hes really funny
nephew of a senator, son of glenn howerton
Loved your set. We need more of you
Why did this guy not have a dozen videos show up when I searched his name?
Thank you
Bro needs to write .
I saw this guy at the comedy cellar at the Rio in Vegas. He was fucking hilarious! Congrats on the special 🙏🏽
When did you see him? This is from CC Presents: the Half Hour. Season 2 orginally aired 2013.
@@N3ur0m4nc3r I think 2019
I was robbed at gunpoint in Rio 😭
About the class in trains thing, idk if it existed in other cities but Paris' subway had a class system until like the 70s
Dubai has one now.
Studies religion hates homeless racist "enviromental conscience" thinks like a senators nephew too.
He also robbed his wife. You can report him to the cops for that.
Would have been a very entertaining pastor😂
Funny stuff. Very funny stuff. But why am I getting American Psycho vibes?
Liked the entire gig. I just wonder why he made Heidi Austrian.. 🤔
Great set 💯💯
Thank you algorithm for this
She'll repay that ring with years of emotional labor, time, psychological resources, and physical health. 🤷
He does look like a Romney descendant.
A hammer and a four loko lol
Rosebud Baker's husband was so cute
Damnnn i didnt want this to end😂😂
Love Andy. Unique style.
Go veg people.
This guy has me laughing
I think that's his goal
dude this guy is hilarious
I finally can't take anymore at the proposal. Urghh
That was banger set for sure
"After 10 years on the New York subway, I would drive a Hummer powered by Native American tears!" 😆
😂😂😂 Fantastic 😂😂😂
News flash he’s the warm beer
Are you his ex?
👏👍 loved every joke!
Reminds me of Daniel tosh’s stand up style
They give you a hammer and a four locko and turn out the lights that's a free ride
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Really good set! 👍👍
Ok he was funny fr 😂
This was filmed in 2013. I really like Andy, I like his comedy, and I’m a fan of his _current_ wife, Rosebud Baker. He definitely harbors some resentment for whatever poor woman he was married to here, I think plenty of the misogyny in this set can be chalked up to that- which is still not great. I get the sense that he has a lot of anger that he buries, it probably came out when he drank (yikes) and it likely has nowhere else to go otherwise. He seems much happier and more evolved now, but if he doesn’t deal with that misplaced anger (that’s probably just buried under the gleeful self acceptance we get from new love) it’s going to eat him, and whoever is near him, alive.
Why can’t I just watch the funny man and not care why he is sad? 🤷🏼♀️
Wow way to play comment section psychologist. And what you call misogyny comedians refer to as “jokes”.
@@eskeletoallah8132 cool comment. Thanks for explaining that for me 😘
@@rainbomg You have issues.
@@CJ-lr4uq major issues
@@eskeletoallah8132 Jokes can be misogynistic, genius.
He talking about how it seems unfair that now men do all the job to get a wife should show why. But he really means it. Oh buddy. I guess the car moved on native's tears says it all.
😂😂😂 he’s so offensive. I love him
Enjoyed your video and I gave it a Thumbs Up
This dude is the friend you would pay so y’all can hangout with just a overall good time killer
gold
This was good
Killed it 😅
THE IMPLICATION
I feel just as sad for him as I find him funny.
This- I know this is from 2013 and he’s in a new relationship now, and a lot of his bitterness you can see comes from pain, but dang. He’s got some demons he needs to work out. Still, I laughed out loud a lot throughout this set. His new lady, Rosebud Baker, is also a comic and she’s really good, but based on her comedy she’s been with abusive guys in the past. I hope they are both getting the help they need.