The “nice guy” goes to a party to lurk around his girl best friend who just went through a breakup

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  • @jtw.111
    @jtw.111 Рік тому +3593

    The nice guy doing random shit on his phone to look busy is one of the only relatable things about him

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  Рік тому +878

      I would be lying if I said I’ve never done that

    • @justacarbuncle
      @justacarbuncle Рік тому +260

      Bro same as soon as he opened it to the weather I felt that lmfao

    • @jamesevans2211
      @jamesevans2211 Рік тому +153

      Oh, I thought he was trying to do the math of how old this guy would be if he's been going to 18 and up clubs since 2009.

    • @garrulus3399
      @garrulus3399 Рік тому +28

      I thought that's what phones are there for?

    • @pitnorman
      @pitnorman Рік тому

      ​@@garrulus3399to pretend like you're doing something on it just cause you're awkward as shit?

  • @sawsbone7303
    @sawsbone7303 Рік тому +3292

    its scary how accurate this is, the way the nice guy is just standing there most of the time while occasionally parroting what theyre saying.

    • @imyourdaddy8243
      @imyourdaddy8243 Рік тому +34

      i act like this guy irl all the time what’s wrong with that?

    • @GodOfTheInternets
      @GodOfTheInternets Рік тому +124

      ​@@imyourdaddy8243 Nothing per se, it's just that it reflects him being a "people pleaser" by only parroting what others are saying, so he doesn't run the risk of saying something they might disagree with.

    • @imyourdaddy8243
      @imyourdaddy8243 Рік тому +41

      @@GodOfTheInternets i was just kidding i don’t act anything like him

    • @turksandcenkos4026
      @turksandcenkos4026 Рік тому +29

      @@GodOfTheInternets😂😂😂 self-report

    • @GodOfTheInternets
      @GodOfTheInternets Рік тому

      @@imyourdaddy8243 oh

  • @aeong_bread
    @aeong_bread Рік тому +1572

    "zoe bear no! what are you doing, stop being with brian!" gave me chills. you sick sick mastermind

    • @aspillust
      @aspillust Рік тому +209

      him calling her "zoe bear" made my skin crawl 💀

    • @Oooo-ub9le
      @Oooo-ub9le Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @w0rmg0rl
      @w0rmg0rl Рік тому +57

      powerful cringe beam right to the face

    • @duppy404
      @duppy404 Рік тому +2

      Chills?😭

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 Рік тому +33

      I swear all nice guys are just NPCs awaiting the most cliché, childish, creepy or immature commands from the server.

  • @redseven4040
    @redseven4040 Рік тому +1731

    Such a stark difference in character: zero confidence vs. undeserved confidence.

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 Рік тому +30

      Benefits of being hot/tall

    • @Seally310
      @Seally310 Рік тому +58

      ​@@jokerpilled2535ok bait

    • @evildude2135
      @evildude2135 Рік тому +92

      @@Seally310 Probably not even bait considering the joker profile picture lol

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 Рік тому +19

      @@evildude2135 truth is scary isn’t it?

    • @Seally310
      @Seally310 Рік тому +48

      @@jokerpilled2535 you dont know truth
      I know what you are

  • @dontbeafraid208
    @dontbeafraid208 Рік тому +3244

    I love how Zed is literally just Brian 2.0. He’s so dreamy

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  Рік тому +1495

      When I created Zed, I thought to myself, what would Brian be like if he was from Portland

    • @slimyasparagus3573
      @slimyasparagus3573 Рік тому +237

      @@theslappablejerk as someone who lives near Portland, I have to admit, you did a fantastic job

    • @GreasedSwine
      @GreasedSwine Рік тому +24

      @@theslappablejerkHe’d be a dead man

    • @epileptictrees5213
      @epileptictrees5213 Рік тому +28

      @@GreasedSwine ok tough guy

    • @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
      @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Рік тому +13

      @@theslappablejerk He’d live in a tent, I’d wager.

  • @matterking1
    @matterking1 Рік тому +767

    Zed. So Zoe just has a type, and it's "being a disappointment to her family"

    • @floreroafloreril1458
      @floreroafloreril1458 Рік тому +99

      "I can fix him"

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 Рік тому +62

      @@floreroafloreril1458yep. Zoe likes a project apparently

    • @ada5851
      @ada5851 Рік тому +42

      ​@@floreroafloreril1458 Except it seems she doesn't actually try to change them at all

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 Рік тому +11

      She always thinks they're better than they are. But they make her worse than she was.

  • @TreadTheDonutDuck
    @TreadTheDonutDuck Рік тому +2432

    I love the increasing complexity of the newer videos while they still maintain the charm of older videos. Like the shots of Elliot’s phone are AMAZING and they’re such a great touch

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  Рік тому +310

      Thanks so much!

    • @DrJrGenius
      @DrJrGenius Рік тому +48

      Completely agree. And the realism of the writing of these is like Breaking Bad level good

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 Рік тому +4

      ​@@DrJrGenius uhm..... bruh. no. they good but that comparison is just random lmao

    • @DrJrGenius
      @DrJrGenius Рік тому +5

      @@njux1871 I’m not comparing the content just the writing style

    • @cenfre2866
      @cenfre2866 9 місяців тому

      These videos got LORE going on in em now.

  • @rylanburlison
    @rylanburlison Рік тому +597

    What a sweet boyfriend sacrificing his time to take pictures of his girlfriends best friends. Zoe finally found a keeper

  • @therealbayumu
    @therealbayumu Рік тому +736

    Zoe's choice in men is fucking crazy

    • @res100483
      @res100483 Рік тому

      It's because her dad is the boomer with the nineteen-year-old girlfriend. Her daddy issues go deep.

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum Рік тому +37

      Zoe is modern American women in a nutshell. Zed is Chad

    • @theforlornone3352
      @theforlornone3352 Рік тому +150

      @@Tempusverum you missed the whole point of the channel if you are generalizing all american women into zoe

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 Рік тому +93

      ​@@TempusverumYou must relate to these videos a lot

    • @Sunnysideanyway
      @Sunnysideanyway Рік тому +77

      ​@@TempusverumElliot?

  • @dorian417
    @dorian417 Рік тому +56

    Lol @ the red flag-ness of "yeah I'm a photographer" at the end coming from a guy who hangs around teen girls 🤣🤣🤣

  • @senzasmentalissues474
    @senzasmentalissues474 Рік тому +1315

    The funniest part is how “Zed” is just Brian again, so you’re supposed to hate him, but I hate nice guy even more, so I love watching him suffer through this

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  Рік тому +442

      Yeah Zed is Brian in a different font

    • @JeffDeff-hp3el
      @JeffDeff-hp3el Рік тому +171

      But he’s so much better than Brian and so much hotter

    • @ramr7051
      @ramr7051 Рік тому +105

      @@JeffDeff-hp3el and he's a photographer! SO creative!

    • @_t_f_
      @_t_f_ Рік тому +11

      @@theslappablejerkit all fucken makes sense now. You gotta keep us in the loop on the Brian situation.

    • @brettzforeman
      @brettzforeman Рік тому +92

      It might be that he's only 18 or so, but Eliot is nowhere NEAR as toxic as Brian or Zed. He's not a good guy, but by comparison to these lecherous groomers he's a harmless dweeb who seems to be at high risk of developing into an incel type. Zoe can easily do better than all three, but Eliot is merely slappable and not overtly dangerous.

  • @franklinbadge1215
    @franklinbadge1215 Рік тому +264

    Gotta love how Elliot starts sulking angrily the moment Zed walks in, as if he thinks nobody notices

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 Рік тому

      Or as if someone gives a shit

  • @Tracey_
    @Tracey_ Рік тому +1614

    If Zed was 18 in 2009, he’d be 32 in 2023 meaning:
    HE’S OLDER THAN BRIAN 💀

    • @gon720
      @gon720 Рік тому +95

      33-34 actually, but no less uncomfortable. (gah-damn)

    • @bananafoneable
      @bananafoneable Рік тому +22

      It's so convenient. I've also been to 18 and up club since 2009.
      He's literally me 🎉

    • @alligatorsun1854
      @alligatorsun1854 Рік тому +72

      And that's if he was actually 18 in 2009. If he was older in 2009...
      Really, Zed is just a Brian clone. Also I could just feel like how uncomfortable the girls were. The discomfort is almost tangible.

    • @kyle9401
      @kyle9401 Рік тому +8

      ​@@bananafoneablesorry your names Zed bro.

    • @redmenace666
      @redmenace666 Рік тому +5

      @@alligatorsun1854 that’s what I was thinking. Who knows maybe he only started going when he was in his mid to late 20s

  • @Bryan_Kay
    @Bryan_Kay Рік тому +361

    The kid who was raised by his grandparents needs to show this fellow how to be a man.

    • @Upsidedownzack
      @Upsidedownzack Рік тому +45

      He tried to get though to him in a previous video but, failed

    • @DonRoyalX
      @DonRoyalX Рік тому +25

      They’re cousins in the lore

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 Рік тому +2

      He's a lost cause. He can only figure this shit out the hard way and on his own, if he ever does figure it out.

    • @Nigel-nv3lr
      @Nigel-nv3lr Рік тому +2

      ​@@Upsidedownzackgot a link? I must see this

    • @UserJWR
      @UserJWR Рік тому +3

      The guy who was raised by his grandparents should date Zoe. I could actually see this happen eventually because Zoe apparently goes for older man and that guy BEHAVES mature (in the most positive way) but the age gap isn't even close to this creepy.

  • @Ann-fz9tx
    @Ann-fz9tx Рік тому +49

    The way I hollered when it cut to nice guy scrolling through the weather app 💀

    • @las8883
      @las8883 Рік тому +1

      He was trying to look busy and unbothered lmaooo

  • @drized257
    @drized257 Рік тому +145

    I physically gagged a few times while watching this. Also it’s nice how you are incorporating more characters into the slappable universe.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Рік тому +61

    I am feeling physical repulsion. Very good job

  • @brunonif4328
    @brunonif4328 Рік тому +97

    i can’t tell who i’m supposed to be cheering for in the whole situation

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  Рік тому +142

      Cheering for no one. They’re all awful 😂

    • @bruhvenant
      @bruhvenant Рік тому +79

      Zoe's friends seem decent at least, but she's definitely not gonna listen to em lol

    • @jimgeo1000
      @jimgeo1000 Рік тому +16

      @@theslappablejerk i started cheering for nice guy a little bit toward the end

    • @georgeaird4637
      @georgeaird4637 Рік тому +8

      @@bruhvenant Zoe definitely isn’t decent bro

    • @curious1053
      @curious1053 Рік тому +2

      @@bruhvenantlol no

  • @MadnessofTruth
    @MadnessofTruth Рік тому +34

    These shorts have legit become my favorite running storyline. Incredible how each character is so distinct in their cadence and done so consistently well I can tell exactly who it's supposed to be despite everyone being literally played by the same person. Magic.

  • @ergogrrl
    @ergogrrl Рік тому +70

    Zed, Brian, Elliot, and Average Redditor need to be locked in a room with a DMV employee for an hour. And don’t tell Guy Raised by His Grandparents what’s about to go down, he doesn’t need that burden.

    • @skyesfallenxx
      @skyesfallenxx 6 місяців тому +3

      I love how all these characters have like, lore now

  • @Luuugssssss
    @Luuugssssss Рік тому +42

    God damn all of a sudden I'm so invested in the slappable jerk universe

  • @Mary-td2zw
    @Mary-td2zw Рік тому +16

    “You want this closed?” about the front door should not have made me laugh as much as it did.

    • @AwkwardVirgo
      @AwkwardVirgo 18 днів тому

      Right! Like it was closed before he came in, why would they now want it open? 😂

  • @mariwhite3433
    @mariwhite3433 Рік тому +45

    Love how Zed is basically Brian, but with major Portland vibes

    • @buhguh-r8g
      @buhguh-r8g Рік тому +2

      You don't know how right you are, slappablejerk literally commented that zed was brian but from Portland

  • @seashell2504
    @seashell2504 Рік тому +177

    At this point I just want Zoe to make better decisions and I just want Elliot to be a better person. Unfortunately, I have a feeling that’s going to take a very long time for both of them.

    • @JohnDoe-hs1jp
      @JohnDoe-hs1jp Рік тому +17

      Lame. I want to see this trainwreck to it's natural conclusion.

    • @MeadeJ67
      @MeadeJ67 Рік тому +3

      Not gonna happen, that's the point.

  • @alexha2884
    @alexha2884 Рік тому +15

    The weather app check is brilliant😂😂😂

  • @주지문-e7w
    @주지문-e7w Рік тому +14

    At some point the nice guy has got to realize that he's surrounding himself with a terrible choice in women.

  • @Zosio
    @Zosio Рік тому +9

    I hate literally everyone involved in this situation 10/10 👏

  • @brettzforeman
    @brettzforeman Рік тому +80

    I can't wait to see how it plays out when Brian eventually meets Zed. You know Zoe can't resist seeking the last word, so somehow or other it is going to happen.

    • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
      @SmeddyTooBestChannel Рік тому +8

      in the end brian and zed get married

    • @maurop7991
      @maurop7991 6 місяців тому +1

      @@SmeddyTooBestChanneland will have the most toxic relationship

  • @agereartist3763
    @agereartist3763 Рік тому +1

    Knowing these people in real life hurts. Im cringing so hard woth no end in sight. The pain of knowing everyone around you is being stupid is insane.

  • @zelayadivina
    @zelayadivina Рік тому +25

    Man, when you said “I’m a photographer”, that hit home. I remember dating a guy older than me who was a photographer and he acted just like this. My best friend hated him. He would be kinda nice but something about his attempts were just disingenuous. He would never ever commit to me but anyways wanted to “hang out”. After a 2 year situationship I finally told him to get the boot.

    • @Jamesxx15
      @Jamesxx15 Рік тому +1

      "Situationship" Very cringe.

    • @dicedoom7162
      @dicedoom7162 Рік тому

      2 years? my god... you were probably just as insufferable as he.

    • @zelayadivina
      @zelayadivina Рік тому +3

      @@Jamesxx15 it really was.

    • @kereal2591
      @kereal2591 11 місяців тому

      It's your fault lmao you didnt realize all he was using you for was hookups. Women are clueless.

  • @Daniele_Verdolini
    @Daniele_Verdolini Рік тому +7

    This is like the setup for a horror movie where you wish for all of the characters to die within the first 20 minutes

  • @kittenface8577
    @kittenface8577 5 місяців тому +1

    I love the music in the background of this,it just really adds to the skit somehow 😂

  • @alxh3727
    @alxh3727 Рік тому +6

    I actually feel a lot of empathy for the nice guy this time, conversations are hard

  • @Bala_Niranna
    @Bala_Niranna Рік тому +37

    god the 30 year old with 18 year old gf ones already made me uncomfortable for sharing a name with zoe, hearing elliot say "zoe bear" makes me want to rip my skin off

    • @MeadeJ67
      @MeadeJ67 Рік тому +3

      Lol get over it.

    • @coldstuff9784
      @coldstuff9784 Рік тому +4

      @@MeadeJ67 so do you date 18 year olds or call your female friends by cringe pet names?

    • @kanyejerome
      @kanyejerome 11 місяців тому

      @@coldstuff9784i do

    • @MattMelon519
      @MattMelon519 Місяць тому

      ​@@MeadeJ67the hell?

  • @SlyFoxFo
    @SlyFoxFo Рік тому +13

    This is some amazing progression! Quality, complexity, and depth all go up while you still keep the core intact? Now that's rare. You're really building something incredible here and I hope you realize 🔥✨️

  • @ivoFX
    @ivoFX Рік тому +95

    The part where the nice guy swipes through his weather app and calculator is shockingly accurate. I witnessed someone just scrolling through their apps on their Home Screen and I just felt bad for them trying hard to look busy. Gotta love attention to detail there.

    • @Andrew-ss7jd
      @Andrew-ss7jd Рік тому +30

      Home screen is a rookie error, gotta at least scroll through the work whatsapp so it looks like you have friends

    • @naemissa7849
      @naemissa7849 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Andrew-ss7jdthe real life hacks are in the comments

    • @Luffy-su1ho
      @Luffy-su1ho Рік тому +11

      Whenever I feel like I've overstayed my welcome in group where I know like, one person, I just walk away. It's never worth the wasted time anyways

    • @Yzzami
      @Yzzami Рік тому +2

      I’m deciding which candy crush clone to play. Cut me some slack, there’s like 5000 of them

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb Рік тому

      Its giving me so much extreme cringe back in the day I would feel so left out if I wasn't at a party now me at 32 I'm Royally pissed like Why The Fk am I hanging out with these folks that I don't like these Un wavy creatures are sucking up my Energy and probably don't like me it's insane what we do for Validation 😂

  • @spacesandy3410
    @spacesandy3410 Рік тому +5

    The random unimpressive details about him that are supposed to be impressive is stupidly accurate 💀 "I can get you into the brewery, I'm a photographer"

  • @qwertyrhino9497
    @qwertyrhino9497 Рік тому +8

    This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

  • @AIXMK1
    @AIXMK1 Рік тому +3

    I had to pause for a few seconds after "way to go, queen"
    Flawless execution😂

  • @Yussalim
    @Yussalim Рік тому +3

    The characters in this universe are now interconnected niiiice

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw 10 місяців тому +3

    I almost vomitted a little bit when he said "Zoe-Bear, No!".

  • @sergeantspam51
    @sergeantspam51 Рік тому +2

    these crossovers are getting very good.

  • @PaulFJarnes
    @PaulFJarnes Рік тому +3

    I like these longer formats. Seems like we're heading towards some more intricate plotlines, perhaps even a Slappable Cinematic Universe

  • @DuchessAfterDark
    @DuchessAfterDark Рік тому +6

    Zoe IS me 10 years ago when I was 18, and goddamn the videos with her have both called me out and made me SO happy I got outta that part of my life lol. You really make the best hateable characters, and you put the nuance behind them too which makes them so engaging!!!

  • @aleturano1052
    @aleturano1052 6 місяців тому

    I literally had to take pauses watching this because I couldn't bear it all in one go. Outstanding

  • @RyoKasai25
    @RyoKasai25 Рік тому +75

    Man, it's hard to feel bad for Zoe when she goes from Brian to Briand 2.0.

    • @asterling4
      @asterling4 11 місяців тому +1

      imo it gets a _little_ easier when you realize she's barely out of childhood and these are grown ass 30yos 💀💀💀

  • @natvasch6399
    @natvasch6399 3 місяці тому +1

    "I've been going there since 2009" had me pause the video to laugh... Incredible 😂😂😂

  • @Murphy5-5
    @Murphy5-5 7 місяців тому +3

    The way he talks about protecting the girls drinks makes it look, like he will pop something in there

  • @faithhunter7588
    @faithhunter7588 Рік тому +1

    Nooooo I got so excited when she said she broke up with Brian and then you crushed my hopes 😭😭

  • @magubrothersproductions1140
    @magubrothersproductions1140 Рік тому +1

    I WATCHED EVERY SINGLE BRIAN VIDEO THE SUBTLY OF HIS ACTIONS AND AS A MAN OF FEW WORDS ADDED TO HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BRAVO AND ADIEU TO THE AMAZING CHARACTER 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @7758ari
    @7758ari Рік тому +2

    The "you want this open?" With the front fucking door is what really got me.

  • @GossamerSoul
    @GossamerSoul Рік тому +4

    Babe wake up!!! New slappablejerk character just dropped!!!!! 😫💖

  • @floppa731
    @floppa731 3 місяці тому

    when i question myself, these videos bring tranquility knowing i cant remotely relate to people like this

  • @tanjaklain7926
    @tanjaklain7926 Рік тому +3

    Omg, your impression of the girls, or zoe in general, is amazing! And accurate as hell, I forget everytime I am watching your skits, that you are the one who is voicing them
    But jesus christ, zoe needs to get a grip regarding her choice of men, my god

  • @raba9808
    @raba9808 Рік тому +2

    I think I'm gonna need 30 minute episodes. Really brilliant stuff, love the Zoe drama

  • @thea_therian
    @thea_therian 4 місяці тому +1

    "stud muffin" i love that word choice ❤

  • @pennyjpie
    @pennyjpie Рік тому +10

    Oh no, Zoe’s showing that the best thing to do after a break up is to date yourself and really reflect on the relationship and what you want in a partner before jumping into a new one. She’s clearly not over Brian yet, she sees he’s bad for her but from the conversation keeps bringing him up and how much this new guy is “better than him” but she ended up with someone who is more or less the same.
    Meanwhile the change on Nice Guy’s face the moment she said she had a new boyfriend was so remarkably good. I felt the immediate tension.
    Also worlds are colliding so often now and the fact that there’s so much lore and I understand it has me baffled lol

    • @en2p187
      @en2p187 Рік тому

      Very true to life based on experiences

  • @BeardedSerpent
    @BeardedSerpent Рік тому +5

    I've been that "nice guy", man. These hit a lot harder than any other slappable jerk. Good to remind yourself what not to do once in a while.

  • @sconartist
    @sconartist Рік тому +3

    “Way to go Queen” 👑 💅🏻

  • @skunkgirl456
    @skunkgirl456 3 місяці тому +1

    Lol just the slow smile to frown decent when he heard she had a boyfriend

  • @loganarlostarr
    @loganarlostarr Рік тому +1

    This is slowly becoming a tv show and I’m 100% invested lol

  • @Mskittenlover12
    @Mskittenlover12 Рік тому +8

    Elliot pretending to be busy on his phone while he's actually just messing around with random apps is so fucking real, actually. 😭

  • @nina-mill
    @nina-mill Рік тому +1

    Not a Photographer!!!😢💔 Zoe no, run girl run!!!

  • @sapphiresorceress7007
    @sapphiresorceress7007 Рік тому +11

    How did Zoe manage to downgrade?
    30 yo rappers are cringe but 32+ photographer???

    • @turntprophet7960
      @turntprophet7960 Рік тому +6

      At least Zed works unlike Brian. Still cringe.

    • @laxxius
      @laxxius Рік тому +3

      there's nothing wrong with being a photographer. The issue is that he's not a photographer, he just wants to take pictures of them for his own devices. He just says he's a photographer to justify it to others/himself

    • @oranges557
      @oranges557 Рік тому

      Just because hes 2 years older hes worse? You young little wimps are weird as hell. At least hes working and not sniffing all the time.and he looks better. Id say upgrade

  • @zendakk
    @zendakk Рік тому +2

    Your ability to create unique, recognizable characters via the angle and compression ratio of mouths is admirable.

  • @st3v3nyun
    @st3v3nyun Рік тому +3

    “Way to go queen” “zoey bear NooO” LOL

  • @witheredapricot
    @witheredapricot 3 місяці тому +2

    “Zoe bear no!!” I hate it so much

  • @heyitshhousefly
    @heyitshhousefly Рік тому +2

    That subtle note in the beginning where she mentions having plenty more drinks for everyone, insinuating Zeds just keeping her stocked up. Brilliant. Awful. I hate what you do so good.

  • @brettzforeman
    @brettzforeman Рік тому +111

    At 1:19, Zoe mentions that she's NOT single, and Eliot's smile sinks like a stone. This party is NOT going how he envisioned.
    2023 minus 2009 is 14, so that's how long Zed seems to have been 18+. Since 18+14 is 32, it seems Zed is actally slightly OLDER than Brian, so there are some obvious lessons Zoe has not learned. Like Brian's friend the Denny's manager, he is keen to leverage his pinhole of a job in order to buy favor with teenage women. However, he works in the alcohol industry so he's basically offering to facilitate underage drinking so he can hit on Zoe's friends. On top of that, Zed is an amateur photographer offering to take pictures of much younger women, so not quite a pedophile but most likely a huge creep.
    It's really a tough call whether Brian or Zed is actually worse. Brian seems more expensive and less financially independent, while Zed seems marginally more successful but also fairly practiced at creating inappropriate situations with women Zoe's age.
    Eliot sucks, but he seems less toxic than either of these older men. Not a great guy, as he's parroting female solidarity in a pretty transparent effort to market himself as a more wholesome alternative to Brian. Really, Zoe should be looking for somebody more like his cousin who was raised by their grandparents, but she seems to have a taste for highly aggressive older men. Eliot seems capable of a redemption arc, but probably stands no chance with Zoe in this lifetime. The sooner the poor guy figures out that much, the less he'll suffer for it.

    • @dylagence443
      @dylagence443 Рік тому +2

      can you make a tldr?

    • @h34rt5k
      @h34rt5k Рік тому +35

      @@dylagence443just read it lol

    • @Cosmefulanito2812
      @Cosmefulanito2812 Рік тому +2

      ​@@dylagence443fly attention span shows

    • @Zosio
      @Zosio Рік тому +7

      I can't thank you enough for writing this

    • @carnificus
      @carnificus Рік тому +5

      Thank you for writing this. I wish it was a bit longer, I feel like there're still *a lot* of questions, but this made the video much more digestible

  • @EmjayMusic05
    @EmjayMusic05 Рік тому +76

    NOOO ZED IS JUST BRIAN 2

  • @clemente_01
    @clemente_01 Рік тому +1

    I actually admire how well do you write this characters, like its very well done! lol

  • @MrChainChomp
    @MrChainChomp Рік тому +2

    The awkward laughter killed me, both in terms of awkwardness and humor 😂

  • @user-oo7qt5vn2p
    @user-oo7qt5vn2p Рік тому +5

    1:05 the laughs are too real

  • @amer6706
    @amer6706 6 місяців тому +2

    Elliot: I’m not gay. I don’t want anyone to think that.
    Also Elliot: Way to go, queen. Zoe bear, no!
    So self-aware.

  • @kambennett2487
    @kambennett2487 Рік тому

    It's not often you see the "Evil vs Evil" dynamic but it's always nice when you do.

  • @Potatocrime24-7
    @Potatocrime24-7 4 місяці тому +3

    Nice guy aside. Zoe clearly has a type and it's not good.

    • @terrymurphy7790
      @terrymurphy7790 2 місяці тому +1

      Zoe is chasing a father figure 😮.

  • @Watermelanmartini
    @Watermelanmartini Рік тому +14

    Zed is just Brian in a hipster disguise lol

  • @amanbakshi247
    @amanbakshi247 Рік тому +8

    I want the "nice guy" to finally realize that he neeeds to be better. I want a video where he focuses on himself and becomes a good person.

  • @HelennaRose
    @HelennaRose Рік тому

    Oh … the “photographer”. I love this. ❤

  • @hislamplights982
    @hislamplights982 Рік тому

    LOL!! the shirt, THE SHIRT!
    A photographer who works in a brewery.

  • @dqsavid7661
    @dqsavid7661 Рік тому +4

    Nice guy is one rejection away from inceldom

  • @CaptainTrips560
    @CaptainTrips560 5 місяців тому +3

    Ten seconds in, I’m not sure if I can handle this one

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 5 місяців тому

      This is why we have a second amendment

  • @jakezula
    @jakezula Рік тому +5

    me immediately pulling out my phone when zed said "2009" to calculate how much older than brian he is 💀

  • @liamgavinwells
    @liamgavinwells Рік тому +3

    Zed's sweater definitely reeks of smoke. Campfire or otherwise

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum Рік тому +2

      Same. Smells like a walking campground from Portland 🏕

  • @EveForbiddenFruit
    @EveForbiddenFruit Рік тому +1

    Every time he speaks I can’t stop dry heaving

  • @scottspiegel9078
    @scottspiegel9078 Рік тому +3

    When he knocked on the door, my anxiety went through the roof lol

  • @flint7777
    @flint7777 Рік тому

    i died at the weather app. i freaking love you man

  • @MasonSheffield
    @MasonSheffield Рік тому

    You play these characters so convincingly I have to tell myself that you're actually a really nice guy irl so I can feel ok supporting the channel 😂.

  • @linco011235
    @linco011235 Рік тому +2

    Best line
    “Yeah, I am a photographer”

  • @turntprophet7960
    @turntprophet7960 Рік тому +3

    Being a former nice guy, I can relate with the phone fidgeting.

  • @daronsledge
    @daronsledge Рік тому +1

    this man needs a show. i’d totally watch shorts of these or something on like adult swim haha

  • @looneytoastywolf
    @looneytoastywolf Рік тому +1

    These are so insanely accurate, and i love all the little touches you do
    I love watching your vids! And keep up the great work for real :)

  • @Rohtix
    @Rohtix 9 місяців тому +2

    "Do you want this closed?" he asks, holding the *front fucking door*.

  • @Nom_Alex
    @Nom_Alex Рік тому +2

    This is such a good character introduction lmao

  • @xdeathcon
    @xdeathcon Рік тому

    I love seeing these characters get established and then put into crossovers with other characters

  • @sharrick1208
    @sharrick1208 Рік тому +1

    Man, Zoe makes the worst decisions about men and Eliot refuses to listen to his cousin that just wants the best for him. Oh and I hope the new predator in Zoes life gets what's coming to him.

  • @waffleking6474
    @waffleking6474 Рік тому +1

    Dude i just gotta say you're an absolutely incredibly actor. Sometimes i click off your vids because i just cannot handle the second hand embarrassment. Sorry that youtube can't reward you properly. If i don't watch the full video, you're just too good.

  • @TATERplaysGAMES
    @TATERplaysGAMES Рік тому +2

    I can confidently say i hate everyone in this room. 🤣👌

  • @hittsrus5185
    @hittsrus5185 8 місяців тому +1

    The slow, open-mouthed chewing 😂😂

  • @greenpig1175
    @greenpig1175 Рік тому

    Gosh I can’t do anything but cringe on how good this is, I can’t stop watching 😭