Final Fantasy V - ProJared

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @projared
    @projared  5 років тому +8467

    🌟🌟🌟Thank you so much for watching and being here. 🌟🌟🌟 Truly, I mean that. It would mean a lot to me to subscribe and like the video, share this around with your friends, and all that! Don't forget to check me out live 5 days a week on Twitch @ twitch.tv/projared !

    • @starhikariblue
      @starhikariblue 5 років тому +147

      Glad to have you back, Jared!

    • @ThePefger
      @ThePefger 5 років тому +70

      I'm just glad you are back!

    • @M6nst6r6
      @M6nst6r6 5 років тому +39

      Again, thank you for this video! I really hope you do the whole series!

    • @masterfulmuffin
      @masterfulmuffin 5 років тому +29

      "Oh! A new Projared video! Sweet!" Your new content always makes makes my day. FFV was a personal favorite growing up, so watching you marathon this on twitch was a real treat, too.

    • @sunshinesunshine5081
      @sunshinesunshine5081 5 років тому +12

      Glad you're back--sharing with my friends right now! Friendly howdy from NH!

  • @JDubOnTheLowdown
    @JDubOnTheLowdown 5 років тому +214

    Is this how old people feel when the band they always listened to as a kid reunites decades later to tour once again? Cause I totally get it now.

    • @firstlast6437
      @firstlast6437 5 років тому +4

      It wasnt even a year lol chill

    • @tigerfestivals5137
      @tigerfestivals5137 5 років тому +6

      @@firstlast6437 but it seemed like forever

    • @knight2976able
      @knight2976able 5 років тому

      Old people... Listem here you whopper snapper i will whip your ass with my cane. ... After i take my hearing aid. Out my ear and bi focals after wiatch this vod on the interwebs

    • @BrendanJSmith
      @BrendanJSmith Рік тому

      The MCR Phenomenon.

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 5 років тому +693

    "Bartz wants to go check out a meteor because that sounds tight."
    ...now that you mention it, that DOES sound tight.

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 5 років тому +10

      Wow! Jared Hearted a comment!

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 5 років тому +19

      Incidentally, that is also how Earthbound starts.

    • @Tiger74147
      @Tiger74147 5 років тому +7

      @@DrunkenCoward1 That just proves how tight it is!

  • @shaneyy__
    @shaneyy__ 5 років тому +1522

    Sacrificing the original ProJared opening song...
    *A small price to pay for salvation.*

    • @derpknightfully
      @derpknightfully 5 років тому +58

      It’s still in the outro tho...

    • @Linkmaster2010
      @Linkmaster2010 5 років тому +25

      It was in the outro still. I liked this cold opening a lot though

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer 5 років тому +33

      Don't for get the missing rating/10.

    • @royshaheer
      @royshaheer 5 років тому +4

      I am just happy to see this video

    • @oblivious8868
      @oblivious8868 5 років тому +15

      The real sacrifice was the rating.

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 4 роки тому +976

    My final rating for this game is a quarter on the street out of ten.
    It's often overlooked and not too common to find, but those who do find it always end up happy for finding it.

    • @tsurian99
      @tsurian99 4 роки тому +29

      ...o_o...I really like that. I’m totally stealing this for future use. ^_^

    • @Cylioss
      @Cylioss 4 роки тому +17

      At least someone gave it a rating.

    • @supersnackbros2423
      @supersnackbros2423 4 роки тому +3

      By tunder

    • @nessdbest8708
      @nessdbest8708 4 роки тому +18

      I HOPE HE BRINGS RATINGS BACK!

    • @theguy3851
      @theguy3851 4 роки тому +2

      Smooth.

  • @Anime-Doom
    @Anime-Doom 5 років тому +1888

    2019 truly is the year of nostalgia, even ProJared is getting an HD Remaster.

    • @timothyparham5064
      @timothyparham5064 5 років тому +36

      Such a gem of a comment.

    • @Lightningdude
      @Lightningdude 5 років тому +33

      @@timothyparham5064 glad to see pro Jared back. Until it's proven he did something illegal then it's all drama and noise

    • @MilanousMedia
      @MilanousMedia 5 років тому +51

      @@Lightningdude and he provided evidence that it was all bs so there is that.

    • @timothyparham5064
      @timothyparham5064 5 років тому +11

      @@Lightningdude Yeah I'm not all in with that wack bs the cancel culture is throwin. I wanted a FFV video from him for such a long time. Now that we have it I can die in peace.

    • @T7machinimas
      @T7machinimas 5 років тому +9

      @@MilanousMedia *receipts

  • @xeruexe1624
    @xeruexe1624 5 років тому +864

    "The attempts at humor get tiring pretty easily..."
    Mystic Quest Guy: "Ey, c'mon."

    • @buttrockman4578
      @buttrockman4578 5 років тому +21

      @Bilbosere I like the idea of measuring nostalgia in miles.

    • @sylvierose2799
      @sylvierose2799 5 років тому +4

      @@buttrockman4578 my sides

    • @alsoknownas875
      @alsoknownas875 5 років тому +4

      I got that reference.

    • @evillecaston
      @evillecaston 5 років тому +8

      Maybe FF5 would have been better if Kaeli was there to talk to the evil tree guy...

    • @pari8266
      @pari8266 5 років тому +5

      Ok, this made me giggle quite a bit, ngl.

  • @Azaism
    @Azaism 5 років тому +235

    I've said it once and I'll say it again: It's amazing how much of a leap in graphic and audio quality there was between FF5 and FF6 despite being on the same hardware. FF6 almost looks like a 32-bit era game by comparison.

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 5 років тому

      Oh I agree I have the anthology game and the difference was staggering it almost made me wonder why 7 wasn't 2d as opposed to the 3d graphics we got.

    • @DanoLefourbe
      @DanoLefourbe 5 років тому

      Yeah in fact it makes it much harder to go back to 5. I never quite got into pre-FF6 episodes, despite their qualities.

    • @lordlouie3550
      @lordlouie3550 5 років тому

      The Once And Future King It is rumored that FF4 began as a 4th famicom entry before being moved to snes, and I think it shows. The overworld sprites don’t feel like that much above an actual famicom, and even in battle they look like upscale 8-bit, with no more detail. The worst example for me is the eight legged kraken boss, who doesn’t even use a full 12 color palette.

    • @FinMertons
      @FinMertons 5 років тому +1

      FFVI deserves a justified remake and not just a trash port with "updated" graphics.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT Рік тому

      @@FinMertons you got your wish i guess

  • @Tleilaxu0
    @Tleilaxu0 5 років тому +103

    17:53
    I mean, Exdeath's origin story is that people used one specific tree to seal away demons, until the tree itself turned sentient and evil. Makes sense that his second form would be a whole BUNCH of demons all crammed together.
    Which I guess means that he's a big allegory for pollution and garbage dumps. The environmentalist theme checks out!

  • @goremagician7972
    @goremagician7972 5 років тому +196

    Things I’ve learned from this video:
    -RPGS with job systems generally feel more rewarding to play. Use FF5 as an example.
    -Don’t make scenarios where your forced to use a specific class.
    Great to see you back!

    • @Orrelous
      @Orrelous 5 років тому +4

      Totally agree! I loved Bravely Default, another RPG with an awesome job system and now I wanna play FFV

    • @DaTrixie
      @DaTrixie 5 років тому +1

      There is a mobile mmo called AQ3d, that had this system. Reminds me of DAOC or EQ with a job system and non auto play.

  • @ConvoClock
    @ConvoClock 5 років тому +2365

    Thumbnail: Gone
    Intro: Gone
    Rating: Gone
    Shirt: I never left

  • @sojjjer
    @sojjjer 5 років тому +392

    oh my god Jared has really changed, this really is a new beginning. He changed his hair that’s how we know this is a massive shift

    • @kpoprules1103
      @kpoprules1103 5 років тому +15

      I’ll miss his Viscant hair

    • @skyblade7438
      @skyblade7438 5 років тому +18

      Idk, the colour is the same. If the colour doesn't change, it's not true character development.

    • @nikodemruta7686
      @nikodemruta7686 5 років тому +12

      What is this, an anime?

    • @joeljo2637
      @joeljo2637 5 років тому +8

      It might as well be an anime, he’s past probably the lowest point in his career and now he’s stronger!!

    • @locvo2050
      @locvo2050 5 років тому

      ACK GIORNOOOOOO

  • @endr0891
    @endr0891 3 роки тому +405

    The bard getting the fuck out of his party joke will never get old, i never see it coming and its so amazing how he subtly slides it in its fantastic.

    • @6a1aRZA
      @6a1aRZA Рік тому +7

      That’s what she said.

    • @BrendanJSmith
      @BrendanJSmith Рік тому +2

      ​@6a1aRZA wow, is it Dated Reference Day already?

    • @Canadiansamurai
      @Canadiansamurai 7 місяців тому +1

      Unless he was playing Fire emblem. Bards are always useful in that franchise, especially Lewin.

    • @travelerwatanabe
      @travelerwatanabe 3 місяці тому

      They need to make a final fantasy with a bard as the main character. It'd be funny

  • @levilevis9032
    @levilevis9032 5 років тому +221

    That last piano part was Jared's message to anyone who doubted him.

  • @fryingpanda9103
    @fryingpanda9103 5 років тому +6447

    When your dad actually comes back from the grocery store

    • @SuperRobotSol
      @SuperRobotSol 5 років тому +40

      Is that is perfect

    • @naught_.
      @naught_. 5 років тому +14

      Where is this meme from?

    • @HallyVee
      @HallyVee 5 років тому +66

      @@naught_. the 20s

    • @Andy23497
      @Andy23497 5 років тому +43

      he actually bought cigarrettes

    • @nickb8507
      @nickb8507 5 років тому +41

      “Damn that line for the cigarettes was long!”

  • @CosmicToad5000
    @CosmicToad5000 5 років тому +3148

    I’m not even a FF fan but I gotta see this, welcome back.

    • @breion1496
      @breion1496 5 років тому +5

      CosmicToad5000 big fax

    • @garrettlee9511
      @garrettlee9511 5 років тому +23

      Same here though, all his FF videos have been fun

    • @SuperPlaytendo
      @SuperPlaytendo 5 років тому +68

      This isn’t just a FF video, this is the return of an icon that had been falsely accused.

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 років тому

      Who's waiting for the new intro.

    • @chary1061
      @chary1061 5 років тому

      @@edgelord8337 Me

  • @authenticlimeflavor432
    @authenticlimeflavor432 5 років тому +632

    To be fair, a party member dying just to be replaced by an exact replica with a different name...
    That’s like as D&D as it gets

    • @elhugox1
      @elhugox1 4 роки тому +19

      *jr intensifies*

    • @rrrrr0_
      @rrrrr0_ 4 роки тому +9

      Phantasy Star 2 vibes

    • @BDSquirrel
      @BDSquirrel 3 роки тому +1

      I run and play Hackmaster. No auto level ups there.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision Рік тому

      Your username and profile pic are very amusing lol. I must know more about that funny duck named Edd!

    • @faultyvideos2215
      @faultyvideos2215 2 місяці тому

      ​@@haroldhall1517 in gameplay, Krile is identical to Galuf. You built Galuf like a mage? Then Krile is a mage. You made Galuf a berserker as soon as you got it and never looked back? That'll reflect on Krile. Also like... besides starting stats, there's virtually no difference between any of the party members in V. Bartz can be the healer, Lena can be the tank, Faris can be a dragoon if you want her to be useless. Even if they're not the nameless faces the casts of I and III are, that doesn't mean that they don't follow a similar philosophy when it comes to gameplay. Here's four blank canvases, paint whatever you'd like on them.

  • @juanjm12
    @juanjm12 5 років тому +198

    Exdeath's last form does make sense; I clearly remember someone tells you that they sealed a bunch of powerful demons and monsters in a tree, that tree IS exdeath

    • @lfestevao
      @lfestevao 5 років тому +29

      Yay, was going to comment this. The demons were sealed in the Moore Forest and they gathered in a single tree.
      That's why the Warriors of Dawn couldn't really kill it which kept regenerating.
      Also in the end the Void was consuming the monsters sealed in the Rift and they fused in Exdeath which started losing his mind.

    • @hardy3786
      @hardy3786 5 років тому +2

      I blame the sloppy translation that Jared plays lmao

  • @iseveneleven2593
    @iseveneleven2593 5 років тому +1999

    This guy deserves praise. Every single person on the internet rushed to talk about his downfall, but nobody is saying anything about his comeback.

    • @MrEvolved
      @MrEvolved 5 років тому +277

      People on the internet are way more interested in being "woke" than being correct. When they are right they get to go on social media and pretend that they are some kind of hero for typing a few words on their computer. When they are wrong they pretend nothing happened, never address it again, and aren't held accountable for the damage they did.
      The internet was a mistake.

    • @silenthillfreak156
      @silenthillfreak156 5 років тому +96

      literaly every other comment i see on his videos after his comeback has been nothing but praise and welcoming him back. he's getting nonstop praise good sir. as he deserves.

    • @garrettlee9511
      @garrettlee9511 5 років тому +45

      The way I've seen it, most people that have came back after all the drama settled have been super supportive and nice, it's... nice lol

    • @JohnBoosh
      @JohnBoosh 5 років тому +53

      I’ve seen a few UA-camrs follow up and say they were wrong about Jared. But the dumpster fire gets the internet clicks more than the redemption story. Even if they don’t admit it people like seeing others lives in ruin.

    • @jenarickman9215
      @jenarickman9215 5 років тому +36

      Humanity loves to focus more on the negatives more than the positive. It is unfortunate.

  • @VladlustTV
    @VladlustTV 5 років тому +229

    There was a time when I wasn't sure if there would ever be a new ProJared video, so happy to see you creating again!

    • @17Delirious
      @17Delirious 5 років тому +4

      Yes, so happy to have him back, can't wait for the FF6 review!

  • @БорисОхлаждай
    @БорисОхлаждай 5 років тому +302

    For those who wonder why there is no old theme song in the intro:
    During the controversy the original composer of this song (FantomeK) told that he “doesn’t want to be part of it”.

    • @Dragoon1809
      @Dragoon1809 4 роки тому +31

      Борис Охлаждай that just means he can start over and try something else. Either through original music or another song that can fit his show.

    • @Sylviaon
      @Sylviaon 4 роки тому +66

      But it plays in the outro?

    • @bigburtha3471
      @bigburtha3471 4 роки тому +40

      Its kind of iconic now. Even if he dosent play it in the beginning. We all play it in our hearts

    • @djangomarkov7948
      @djangomarkov7948 4 роки тому +14

      @@Sylviaon
      Yeah makes me wonder if he just told a random bullshit lie, but idc enough to look into it

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 4 роки тому +9

      ...then why is it still in the outro?

  • @driedfruit1238
    @driedfruit1238 5 років тому +128

    Jared pulling through and making videos again after all that was done to him is enough to make a grown man cry...

  • @missedthebandwagon976
    @missedthebandwagon976 5 років тому +864

    Jared must be so happy whenever he realizes he can bring back the "This tree is trying to kill me." joke.

  • @somesketchydragon5189
    @somesketchydragon5189 5 років тому +876

    This guy went missing for almost a year, got almost destroyed socially and came back with the same awesome content he did back then as if nothing happened!
    ProJared is a badass!

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 років тому +25

      You mean a bad _butt_

    • @javarooster1105
      @javarooster1105 5 років тому +31

      He has the receipts

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 5 років тому +6

      Kairu Hakubi *butz

    • @garbagemancan
      @garbagemancan 2 роки тому +9

      "he's a badass for not letting a hateful bitter woman ruin his life"
      that's all you need to know about western society.

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW Рік тому +7

      @@garbagemancan He is though. Thats a huge accomplisment as a man. There are tons of men stuck in toxic relationships and many guys get their lives runined by bitter women.

  • @natem.3336
    @natem.3336 5 років тому +829

    Jared, brutal honesty, I will never, ever forgive you. You just... You broke my heart with that Megalovania prank at the end.

  • @Fiddl3head
    @Fiddl3head 5 років тому +2162

    This is it.
    The begin of ProJared: S E A S O N T W O

    • @grantftb
      @grantftb 5 років тому

      love ur vids

    • @bubbleteacore
      @bubbleteacore 5 років тому +38

      ProJared Ball Z

    • @thomashernandez6536
      @thomashernandez6536 5 років тому +16

      @Menthols I chose to believe him over anyone else, although I admit I had my fear of doubt that I chose the wrong side. That said, I'm totally glad he is back and that he was innocent of the major thing.

    • @BigOuchies
      @BigOuchies 5 років тому +5

      Resurrection

    • @sportspro2.049
      @sportspro2.049 5 років тому +5

      *insert dubstep projared intro*

  • @fatepixels9938
    @fatepixels9938 5 років тому +1437

    Everyone: Were you killed?
    Projared: Yes... *BUT I LIVED*

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 5 років тому +21

      Fate Pixels sadly, yes*
      Our lord and savior Buck shall not be misquoted. Rule number one... always listen to Buck.

    • @SimpIeton1
      @SimpIeton1 5 років тому +17

      ProJared's daughter took all of his experience and progression and produced this video as his himself.

    • @fatepixels9938
      @fatepixels9938 5 років тому +3

      @@shaneyy__ I'm so sorry for my heresy, I hope my Lord and savior buck will forgive me

    • @OrphanCrow
      @OrphanCrow 5 років тому +13

      Cancel Culture: I thought you died?
      Projared: I got better.

    • @lonelywolf5659
      @lonelywolf5659 5 років тому +1

      Sound like something you here in fate stay night

  • @therandombowguy1207
    @therandombowguy1207 5 років тому +371

    Aw that thumbnail.
    His smile and optimism: Restored.

  • @RM2011ish
    @RM2011ish 3 роки тому +43

    Did you know this game had a sequel? The anime, Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals takes place 200 years after the events of the game and focuses on Bartz's descendants. The anime actually had an American release shortly before the release of Final Fantasy VII. It's a 4 Episode OVA that's surprisingly entertaining. And directed by Rin Taro no doubt.

    • @layerp
      @layerp 3 роки тому +4

      That naked Chocobo tho

    • @trufreedom
      @trufreedom Рік тому +4

      I enjoyed it... couldn't watch it in one sitting but it was still neat!

  • @drewcoleman1158
    @drewcoleman1158 5 років тому +478

    Little lore: The reason he looks like that in his final form is because they used to seal all their bad guys that were too powerful into a tree in the Great Forest of Moore. Eventually the tree gained sentience as all the spirits gain a singular goal. Unable to pass on they beg for the end of their existence, to end their suffering, to return everything to the void. With that goal in mind the tree turns into ExDeath, a walking manifestation of their desires, trying to erase all existence, including their own, with the void. At the end when ExDeath is consumed by the void, causing him to lose his sanity in exchange for more power, what you’re seeing is all the spirits sealed within losing their singular focus and being torn apart into their individual forms. No longer being ExDeath but a mass of evil spirits forming a collective known as Neo ExDeath.

    • @tortoiseknight8438
      @tortoiseknight8438 5 років тому +99

      That's metal as fuck

    • @MetalAcrean
      @MetalAcrean 5 років тому +35

      I was aware of the "they're all monsters in a tree" thing but not that Exdeath obsession with the void was because of the spirits anguish. And also the NeoExdeath thing.

    • @Nickle_King
      @Nickle_King 5 років тому +31

      Wait...so...that COULD have been the Emperor? That’s really friggen cool.

    • @MoeChicken
      @MoeChicken 5 років тому +24

      I never knew about that! I only remembered the idea that ONE spirit was sealed in the tree. I didn't know it was an evil spirit dumping ground. That kinda strengthens the environmental message, too. I love when games manage to get off an environmental message subtly. *glares at Chrono Cross*

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 5 років тому +19

      @@Nickle_King Yeah. Especially since the Emperor (who's official name is Emperor Mateus) wanted to become the King of Hell. Maybe Neo Exdeath is Square confirming to us that the Emperor finally achieved his goal after he kills himself at the end of FF2.

  • @PingerSurprise
    @PingerSurprise 5 років тому +991

    Jared: "I finally mastered the piano"
    Me: "Oh cool, I'm curious to see how it sounds like."
    *Megalovania plays*
    Me: "FUCKER!"

    • @asmodeus58XX
      @asmodeus58XX 5 років тому +59

      Here, let me try, I mastered the piano too!
      *Golden Wind plays*

    • @ofanichan
      @ofanichan 5 років тому +24

      Megalovania is the new Rick roll

    • @RustoKomuska
      @RustoKomuska 5 років тому +18

      there are actually multiple pianos in the game and your song gets better with each one you play though

    • @darc22005
      @darc22005 5 років тому +4

      that shit made me laugh

    • @Trinity0941
      @Trinity0941 5 років тому +15

      I'm not very good with the piano, but I'll give it a try.
      *Through the Fire and Flames plays*

  • @achair7958
    @achair7958 5 років тому +2334

    This man had the entire internet against him and here he is. I learned my lesson about not adding fuel to cancel culture, it's modern day witch hunting.

    • @Ozzianman
      @Ozzianman 5 років тому +42

      I don't follow drama much, wtf is cancel culture.

    • @MetalAcrean
      @MetalAcrean 5 років тому +162

      When people decide they don't like you and bring the sjws to destroy you.

    • @panthekirb7561
      @panthekirb7561 5 років тому +211

      @@MetalAcrean It doesn't always have to involve SJWs but yeah pretty much its about destroying someone's career because you deem their existence "inconvenient".

    • @MetalAcrean
      @MetalAcrean 5 років тому +31

      They said something which can be understood as offensive so they deserve a fate worse than death.

    • @fbistatmajor5918
      @fbistatmajor5918 4 роки тому +47

      Cancel Culture existing is why I don't feel bad about doxing leftists

  • @Lionblaze-Prime
    @Lionblaze-Prime 4 роки тому +81

    17:47 I think Exdeath's second form is not weird, to be honest. Exdeath is a tree used to seal evil spirits, so it makes sense, in my opinion, that these evil spirits end up showing up at a certain point. Sure, it could have been done better, but I think it's pretty nice.
    And his boss fight in FF14 looks amazing (haven't played it because I'm not a fan of MMOs, but I saw a video and he looks badass).

    • @TheAuron32
      @TheAuron32 2 роки тому +2

      his fight in FF14 is truly something else, i main tanked it back when it was current and oh boy, he hit hard back then.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision Рік тому +2

      That makes a lot of sense! So those must be all the other various evil spirits that were put in that tree over time, yeah?

    • @Lionblaze-Prime
      @Lionblaze-Prime Рік тому

      @@MerkhVision yup

  • @MapleMilk
    @MapleMilk 5 років тому +670

    Speaking of FF5, Jared's job class must be necromancer.
    Because he revived his own channel from the dead.

  • @Mathias-zf7qx
    @Mathias-zf7qx 5 років тому +326

    Said it once, I'll say it again: I'm so happy that you're back, Projared.

  • @murilotavares8070
    @murilotavares8070 5 років тому +54

    FFV is one of my favorite RPG's. There's some lovable characters in the game, and the job system totally rocks. It's such a warm feeling to remember the days that I played this, searched for special items with thief; laughed a lot with characters like Boko and Galuf.

  • @ThunderGiant
    @ThunderGiant 5 років тому +1875

    Jared is a Necromancer, since he has successfully revived his once dead channel.

    • @Zeldahol
      @Zeldahol 5 років тому +4

      Good call Stuart.

    • @smallss7197
      @smallss7197 5 років тому +8

      Anyone notice that he is losing subs again

    • @luckiness9500
      @luckiness9500 5 років тому +22

      Actually, there is a Necromancer Job in the FF5 Advance version jaja

    • @dodocyrax6960
      @dodocyrax6960 5 років тому +1

      Jakob Sprague about 5k subs since his "ressurection"

    • @smallss7197
      @smallss7197 5 років тому +1

      @@dodocyrax6960 I dont know why tho

  • @spysappingmahinternet
    @spysappingmahinternet 5 років тому +1969

    The Internet: Were you killed?
    ProJared: Sadly, yes. But I lived!

    • @paper-plater913
      @paper-plater913 4 роки тому +22

      *ProJared : yes, but no*

    • @GuardianStriker
      @GuardianStriker 4 роки тому +36

      Sad that nobody knows that reference. Damn I love the Ice Age movies.

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 4 роки тому +14

      Spy Sapping Mah Internet!!!
      ProJared: The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated

    • @DanielFerreira-ez8qd
      @DanielFerreira-ez8qd 4 роки тому +6

      @@GuardianStriker thats cause ice age is a terribly bland franchise

    • @James-jy3lh
      @James-jy3lh 4 роки тому +4

      My death was greatly exaggerated

  • @Thetruebrain
    @Thetruebrain 5 років тому +179

    Ive never been so happy to hear Jared bashing on bards.

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 років тому

      I'm tempted to say "Piss off, Tandem!".

  • @Minersteev
    @Minersteev 5 років тому +182

    Did Jared ever get buff enough to shoot a shotgun behind himself with one arm without looking like Kyle Blackthorn?

    • @SpikeEye
      @SpikeEye 5 років тому +3

      We can only hope...

    • @draconia4489
      @draconia4489 4 роки тому +12

      Oh my gosh, I actually got that reference! You’ve been a fan for a while, haven’t you?

    • @breadbreadington5735
      @breadbreadington5735 4 роки тому +4

      Pretty sure that's what he was doing the past 3 months

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 4 роки тому +1

      Thats what i have been trying to do for years

  • @psyidm
    @psyidm 5 років тому +195

    really glad to see jared finally regains his color.

  • @AshtonSnapp
    @AshtonSnapp 5 років тому +344

    “Are you paying attention to this shit? There WILL be a test at the end!”
    Yes sir! *furiously scribbles down notes while watching*

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 років тому +2

      I'm sorry sir! I can't be assed rewriting the bible.

    • @dannyboots
      @dannyboots 5 років тому +2

      I *have* the receipts

    • @benjaminf
      @benjaminf 5 років тому +2

      QUESTION 1!
      WHAT WAS THE 4TH FINAL FANTASY GAME

    • @manzithegamer2563
      @manzithegamer2563 2 роки тому

      @@benjaminf I know I'm late but it's final fantasy 2 on the SNES.

  • @randomcringeyyoutuber6750
    @randomcringeyyoutuber6750 5 років тому +268

    This is what we call a *PROJARED* move

    • @alienozi
      @alienozi 5 років тому +3

      I'm don't know what Pro Life is
      But I know what *PROJARED* is

  • @Protoman85
    @Protoman85 4 роки тому +13

    The "overusing the crystals to live comfy lives is endangering the world" was then reworked into Mako and FF7

  • @jamescarrino3696
    @jamescarrino3696 5 років тому +357

    THE MAN THAT UN-CANCELLED HIMSELF
    THE MAN THAT GAVE US HOPE
    THE MAN THAT GAVE US WISDOM
    THE MAN WHO PUT THE PRO IN PROJARED
    HE HAS RETURNED!

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev 5 років тому +5

      Stay PRO, man!

    • @mlyes1783
      @mlyes1783 5 років тому +5

      GLORY TO YOU ARISEN ONE

    • @jakesu8264
      @jakesu8264 5 років тому +4

      The man who defeated the evil internet!

    • @yata7450
      @yata7450 5 років тому +1

      Who put Jared in pro jared

    • @seasaltsky
      @seasaltsky 5 років тому +2

      He has the receipts.

  • @slackdogg9174
    @slackdogg9174 5 років тому +212

    You know it's a real video when he's got the blue shirt on

    • @LunarWingCloud
      @LunarWingCloud 5 років тому +12

      Blue shirt for blue collar gamers

  • @supersomeone6442
    @supersomeone6442 5 років тому +159

    It’s been so long. This truly is a blessed day

  • @SheonEver
    @SheonEver 4 роки тому +197

    ProJared: The humor falls a little flat..
    Me, at 37: loling at Butz jumping to try and catch the rope.

    • @sanyr80
      @sanyr80 4 роки тому +24

      Hehe, Butz.

    • @zzz43344
      @zzz43344 3 роки тому

      *Bartz

    • @SheonEver
      @SheonEver 3 роки тому +4

      @@zzz43344 It's like 'Guts' from Berserk, but with a B - a proper spelling would've been 'Bats' or 'Batts'... but like Guts, it ended up Butz.. until the even they came up with the even more awkward Bartz.

  • @ryanvenable9944
    @ryanvenable9944 5 років тому +452

    The Internet: But I thought you were cancelled.
    Projared: Sadly I was, But I Lived!

    • @ciaranpatrick6859
      @ciaranpatrick6859 5 років тому +12

      Were you canceled?
      Sadly, yes. But I lived!

    • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
      @ThatRandomEncounterGuy 5 років тому +13

      Good news, everyone! The Fox executives who cancelled us were themselves fired for gross incompetence.

    • @StrongArmElijah
      @StrongArmElijah 5 років тому +1

      Yes, but actually no.

    • @a1rh3add
      @a1rh3add 5 років тому +6

      He had the receipts

    • @deadaccountlol9189
      @deadaccountlol9189 5 років тому +2

      Projared: "Guess who survived his time in hell?"

  • @BlackDragon939584
    @BlackDragon939584 5 років тому +267

    I didn't know how much I needed a "Bard can get the f$%& out of my party" joke until I watched this video. Thank you Jared!!

  • @Nattegoya
    @Nattegoya 5 років тому +162

    The new thumbnail style looks great.

    • @TombstoneSyrup
      @TombstoneSyrup 5 років тому +2

      How has the thumbnail style changed?

    • @megamonster3538
      @megamonster3538 5 років тому +3

      the picture of his face changed that's all

    • @TombstoneSyrup
      @TombstoneSyrup 5 років тому +2

      @@megamonster3538 but that's not really a change in thumbnail style, just a different pic, he has done this before for past projared episodes, notably most games he enjoys he has a smiling pic, but games he doesn't has a frowning one.

    • @megamonster3538
      @megamonster3538 5 років тому +2

      @@TombstoneSyrup hey I'm not saying its a style change I'm just saying what changed, which is only the picture of his face

    • @UnknownPerson-wc7wf
      @UnknownPerson-wc7wf 4 роки тому

      It like he telling us that he's back

  • @ChaosMissile
    @ChaosMissile 4 роки тому +21

    11:45 - "And the chocobo theme is...one of the best!"
    Cue Jared sitting bored and a very confused me....for all of 5 seconds

  • @willaien9849
    @willaien9849 5 років тому +489

    Jared: I mastered the piano, look
    Me: God damn you

  • @funhow123
    @funhow123 5 років тому +90

    “A tree is trying to kill me” *Ptsd flashback to highland*

  • @co11in__18
    @co11in__18 5 років тому +50

    Haha, the new picture of Jared looks so triumphant and I love it

    • @yaboialexiguess
      @yaboialexiguess 5 років тому +3

      Thats what i was thinking! It looks like such a "Guess who's back?" Face to me haha

  • @ShermTank7272
    @ShermTank7272 5 років тому +65

    This means FF6 is next... I can't wait! It's gotta be one of my favorites in the series!

    • @RPGtourguide
      @RPGtourguide 4 роки тому +1

      ShermTank7272 It’s so good - I can’t wait!

    • @Patchnose
      @Patchnose 4 роки тому +6

      Can you tell me what Im missing? Ive tried to play FF6 on 2 different occasions and I cant get invested in it. I always get to the part where the party splits up and I lose interest.

    • @sylvestermader-dancak9632
      @sylvestermader-dancak9632 4 роки тому

      @@Patchnose same I lose interest when they get back together again. I want to enjoy it and finish it because of what people say, but i just can't get into it.

    • @Patchnose
      @Patchnose 4 роки тому +1

      @@sylvestermader-dancak9632 Im sure the game is great but it just doesnt do it for me. When Im having more fun with FF8 than I did with FF6 thats a problem. If FF8 didnt have the draw mechanic I think it would be a top 5 FF game easily.

    • @Gatitasecsii
      @Gatitasecsii 4 роки тому +1

      It's glorious.

  • @PlutoTheSecond
    @PlutoTheSecond 5 років тому +494

    "When something smells, it's usually the Butz."
    Oh wait, wrong game.

    • @irritationnation6122
      @irritationnation6122 5 років тому +8

      PlutoTheSecond Very funny Larry

    • @mrpell83
      @mrpell83 5 років тому

      LOL great reference though

    • @matthewfanous8468
      @matthewfanous8468 5 років тому

      Only thing I could think of

    • @fluffyninja3467
      @fluffyninja3467 5 років тому +3

      "Ah, youth...Like the scent of fresh lemon, you see"

    • @calistoyew1313
      @calistoyew1313 5 років тому +6

      Such foolish references made by foolishly foolish fools.

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 5 років тому +252

    There's something about this video. Jared seems to be in a new light, like the whole setup seems brighter and more colourful. Is it just me?

    • @LendinSwiftbolt
      @LendinSwiftbolt 5 років тому +31

      It's called a Winter of Rebirth
      No, but seriously, it's super nice to see, it seems like Jared's just finding and getting back into a groove.

    • @RealWonderSwan
      @RealWonderSwan 5 років тому +17

      This episode was amazing honestly and all of the jokes really hit for me. I'm really hoping to see how his future content turns out, if he's making videos this good.

    • @tommyfraz.
      @tommyfraz. 5 років тому +7

      He became a Paladin, that’s why.

    • @SpaceCowboySlade
      @SpaceCowboySlade 5 років тому +2

      Hm maybe it is you, I thought he may have looked a little under the weather like he had caught something. Maybe that's just me tho lol

    • @StupidNSimplesns
      @StupidNSimplesns 5 років тому +3

      @@RealWonderSwan Yeah the jokes were great. Especially the "and the bard can get the fuck out of my party one" haha

  • @dylanvscomics8138
    @dylanvscomics8138 5 років тому +860

    Jared the mad lad actually managed to revive his career.

    • @krakistophales
      @krakistophales 5 років тому +261

      Imagine being falsely accused, debunking the allegations with evidence, and just getting back to business as usual? Fucking revolutionary.

    • @DragoRaRaRa
      @DragoRaRaRa 5 років тому +134

      @@krakistophales see I know you're joking but it's fucking sad that what you just described rarely happens because people don't care about evidence they care about drama

    • @vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758
      @vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758 5 років тому +5

      @@DragoRaRaRa oof

    • @Sparkster217
      @Sparkster217 5 років тому +1

      @@DragoRaRaRa
      Ok, fucctard

    • @icewolf6062
      @icewolf6062 5 років тому +15

      krakistophales he debunked the allegations? I won’t lie. . . I stopped paying attention after awhile.

  • @RPGtourguide
    @RPGtourguide 4 роки тому +93

    “There WILL be a test!”
    A test?... On Final Fantasy?!... My time has come!

    • @nikfighter262
      @nikfighter262 4 роки тому +5

      Uh hello, may I ask what game that profile picture comes from?

    • @Bjorick
      @Bjorick 4 роки тому +4

      what is the spirit stat of the marlboro in FF4's slyph cave?

    • @RPGtourguide
      @RPGtourguide 4 роки тому +2

      Bjorick I’ll admit, I think you’ve got me on that one. I could look it up but that’s no fun. Unless it’s a trick question, because they didn’t use Spirit as a stat in the original FF2/4 on the SNES, but I don’t think that’s the answer you’re looking for. ;)

    • @RPGtourguide
      @RPGtourguide 4 роки тому +4

      Gabriel262 Sorry I didn’t answer sooner. UA-cam didn’t tell me I had a reply. :P He was from an RPG Maker game I was making way back and I decided to use him as my channel mascot. :) The sprite is based off the FF3/6 look.

    • @Bjorick
      @Bjorick 4 роки тому

      @@RPGtourguide no, they used spirit (forget what it's for......) but yeah, no idea if enemies had them though (in the psp, it's magic defense rather then spirit, i think, but same thing :P )

  • @IlviaggiodiMartis
    @IlviaggiodiMartis 5 років тому +111

    "Are you paying attention? There will be a test at the end!"

  • @mr.azizsshitposts
    @mr.azizsshitposts 5 років тому +364

    I wish the intro was back, but atleast Jared is uploading again

    • @unknown404x
      @unknown404x 5 років тому +8

      it plays in the end

    • @ibosu3190
      @ibosu3190 5 років тому +8

      The final rating is lacking too :(

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 5 років тому +1

      +George Costanza
      FantomenK said over Twitter that he can’t.

    • @ibosu3190
      @ibosu3190 5 років тому

      @@mergieismoronic Did he say why?

    • @palico004
      @palico004 5 років тому +20

      @@ibosu3190 I imagine the creator of the song has cancelled Jareds license to use the song, due to the controversy and the way the song has become a joke associated with a big internet drama.

  • @stuffthings3835
    @stuffthings3835 5 років тому +39

    Had the biggest smile on my face watching this. Even after such a toxic situation, your content and commitment is shining through. Rock on, Jared!

  • @numbskull4899
    @numbskull4899 4 роки тому +285

    this man has literally the entire internet against him, makes 1 video debunking everything,and comes back like its nothing
    what a badass

    • @garbagemancan
      @garbagemancan 2 роки тому +26

      "he's a badass for not letting a hateful bitter woman ruin his life"
      that's all you need to know about western society.

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 Рік тому +7

      @@garbagemancanI’d say it’s pretty badass to deny the fate society pushed against you, as well as that woman. He’s a real RPG protagonist

    • @garbagemancan
      @garbagemancan Рік тому +2

      @@captainpep3 fair enough

  • @sadtoad250
    @sadtoad250 5 років тому +1449

    He’s back, he didn’t let the haters bring him down too much

    • @PixelChris
      @PixelChris 5 років тому +42

      So in other words “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU!”

    • @timhook2086
      @timhook2086 5 років тому +5

      Oh shit, wut up!

    • @trevordelepine7708
      @trevordelepine7708 5 років тому +3

      Pixel Chris well, three out of four anyways. Lol

    • @adammaher6962
      @adammaher6962 5 років тому +12

      Well I mean it's not that people were nesseserily haters its just that he did some bad stuff. It would be foolish to believe that he did nothing wrong

    • @TheManaTree777
      @TheManaTree777 5 років тому +3

      Tbone Mr. Meme ...he’s not innocent you know.

  • @Alanrey6
    @Alanrey6 5 років тому +195

    “Or a Bard that can get the f*** out of my party”
    🤣

    • @carljackson1831
      @carljackson1831 5 років тому

      Bye Bard! 👋😂

    • @chaoskiller6084
      @chaoskiller6084 5 років тому +6

      Bard is actually really good in this game. If you play the pianos, you get the Level Song, which raises your level over time. It goes all the way to the max. Combine it with the Swift Song, you'll absolutely dominate with GilToss.

  • @flamingcowjuice4918
    @flamingcowjuice4918 5 років тому +169

    I was drinking when that last piano joke happened and I almost choked on my drink.
    Oh Jared you loveable basterd.

  • @AlexFantasy88
    @AlexFantasy88 3 роки тому +16

    This video will go down in Internet history. It proves that justice does prevail. And Jared's nickname will forever be "The Phoenix"

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 3 роки тому +5

      A living embodiment of the Phoenix Summon

  • @Hmm.........................
    @Hmm......................... 5 років тому +94

    The man with the greatest comeback UA-cam has ever seen has finally released his masterpiece.

    • @Hmm.........................
      @Hmm......................... 5 років тому +6

      Never mind I just saw the end of the video. Very disappointed.

    • @RealMephres
      @RealMephres 5 років тому +4

      @@Hmm......................... It's a great review, it isn't disappointing.

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 5 років тому +4

      What disappointed you...?
      Edit: nvm funny haha song

    • @Hmm.........................
      @Hmm......................... 5 років тому +1

      @@RealMephres watch the very end

  • @gustavorodriguez8702
    @gustavorodriguez8702 5 років тому +510

    GUESS WHO'S BACK
    BACK AGAIN
    JARED'S BACK
    TELL A FRIEND

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 5 років тому +13

      Except the Ex
      Don't tell the Ex

    • @TheApfelschale
      @TheApfelschale 5 років тому +3

      I told my brother, does that count?

    • @fanfaretloudest
      @fanfaretloudest 5 років тому +1

      Me: *Doing the robot*

    • @chewycard6269
      @chewycard6269 5 років тому +1

      Tell “a” friend, I think you mean’t every friend

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 5 років тому +332

    Projared: Fellowship of the Pros
    Projared 2: The Twin Receipts
    Projared 3: Return of the King

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 роки тому +37

    The Job system sounds complicated. But hot damn now I want it in every RPG.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 4 роки тому +10

      It gets simplified after a while. Then it gets fun. Like real fun

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 4 роки тому +4

      i find it a lot simpler than it sounds. after a while you just put rapid fire on all your melee fighters anyway. maybe dual wield or two handed as well depending on your tastes

  • @Fightgameross
    @Fightgameross 5 років тому +205

    That's why my Final Rating for this. . . is A Great Comeback/10.

    • @entity42
      @entity42 5 років тому +4

      And that's why I rate this comment an original funny creation/10

    • @havanowoncheese
      @havanowoncheese 5 років тому

      Ahh damn someone beat me to it.

  • @MrKeyblademaster1992
    @MrKeyblademaster1992 5 років тому +35

    actually in a way Neo Exdeath's design does make sense, since he's made up of multiple evil spirits who were sealed in a tree.

  • @alejandrokudo5463
    @alejandrokudo5463 5 років тому +36

    19:24; Fun fact; the SNES fan translators also hated that version; they said it makes _theirs_ looks masterful in comparison🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds 4 роки тому +29

    “Because that sounds tight” is now my every DnD character’s motivation for adventuring

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 5 років тому +46

    Seeing you doing a review feels like having a friend suddenly come back from the dead.

  • @yoshimallow
    @yoshimallow 5 років тому +977

    Internet: "I heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a King Cobra?"
    Jared: "Yeah I was. But after 5 days of agonizing pain... The Cobra died."

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 4 роки тому +34

      @Tidder T Oh Hush

    • @fanfaretloudest
      @fanfaretloudest 4 роки тому +1

      I heard a rumor that monsters are back!
      Oh whoops wrong channel...

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 роки тому

      @Tidder T I thought it was from Star Trek. I guess they're both referencing something even earlier.

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 4 роки тому +1

      Manjitou Yoshimitsu let’s leave it at 669 likes.

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 10 місяців тому

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 Tidder T was someone I was replying to. iirc they were acknowledging the fact I used a Chuck Norris Quote for the sake of a joke shedding light on Jareds comeback.
      And considering the name isn't highlighted, Tidder T is just not on UA-cam anymore.
      (also sweet jesus. i did not expect so many people to like the comment.)

  • @Howlflame
    @Howlflame 5 років тому +235

    Jared: Calls Gilgamesh "Greg"
    Me: has to pause for a good 30 second fangasm.

    • @OnyDeus
      @OnyDeus 5 років тому +8

      "I'm old Gregg"

    • @Fooacta
      @Fooacta 5 років тому +10

      Would have been the perfect time to /hildy.

    • @ulaladiva
      @ulaladiva 5 років тому +9

      *Manderville intensifies*

    • @astarothk2273
      @astarothk2273 5 років тому +2

      /mmambo

    • @WaluigiLebron
      @WaluigiLebron 5 років тому +2

      Greg Hefley

  • @philamylon1479
    @philamylon1479 4 роки тому +169

    "Or a bard that can get the fuck outta my party!"
    I nearly choked. Love it.

    • @jaylu2414
      @jaylu2414 2 роки тому +2

      I totally agree with your post, but I can’t hit the thumbs up button cause it is already at the perfect number.😅😅

    • @Amp5150
      @Amp5150 Рік тому

      i gotta say tho bard owns gil turtle and is the key to getting insanely rich in the gil cave

  • @hedgehoundable
    @hedgehoundable 5 років тому +32

    THE VIDEO ISN'T UP YET BUT I'M SO EXCITED AND I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS FINALLY RETURNING!!!!!

  • @nik4456
    @nik4456 5 років тому +35

    Projared talking about Final Fantasy is enough to make my day good.

  • @itsspookie
    @itsspookie 5 років тому +50

    Jared, you're looking a lot more healthier and hopefully stress free. Love your content man, glad you're back.

    • @hypnos9336
      @hypnos9336 5 років тому +5

      glad his back what? did he break his back and now he's recovering?

    • @wreny1337
      @wreny1337 5 років тому

      @@hypnos9336 I hear he was sick offender and he had to let the shit storm calm down

  • @kingxbuu
    @kingxbuu 4 роки тому +27

    11:51 Jared when he got his hands on those receipts

  • @ChaosJesterYT
    @ChaosJesterYT 5 років тому +286

    Jared: "I've learned to play the piano"
    Jojo villians: "Shit..."

    • @bigwillyjim
      @bigwillyjim 5 років тому +15

      guy get it jojo a anymay it funy anymay like comet

    • @Bug582
      @Bug582 5 років тому

      what?

    • @naotatheendlessesper
      @naotatheendlessesper 5 років тому

      @@bigwillyjim being a dimwit no fun party killer gets you nowhere

  • @TaticalDuD
    @TaticalDuD 5 років тому +154

    Hes gonna preform what is called,
    "A Pro Jared move"

  • @kairyonaznable20
    @kairyonaznable20 5 років тому +48

    its almost heartwarming seeing projared where he belongs again just talking about great Jrpgs. hope the chaos has boiled over and thanks for getting back to your roots here.

  • @achilles9448
    @achilles9448 5 років тому +8

    I know you went through a lot bt im glad that you are back, your one of the best game reviews out there,

  • @Killysunt
    @Killysunt 5 років тому +67

    Jared's face in the thumbnail (HD Remaster)

    • @TheT-800
      @TheT-800 5 років тому +1

      Your videos are amazing Killy, keep em comin'

    • @violo5725
      @violo5725 5 років тому +1

      4K 60fps High Definition 20kHz 360° camera VR Raytraced Overclocked & Knuckles

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt 5 років тому +2

      @@TheT-800 will keep making dumb stuff 👍

  • @ProfDragonite
    @ProfDragonite 5 років тому +34

    Suddenly, I have an image of Jared's triumphant return.
    It involves him Kool-Aiding into the room in Exdeath's armor.

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs 5 років тому +267

    ProJared: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
    Also Jared: *bounces back full force*

    • @jimitaco1303
      @jimitaco1303 5 років тому

      Oh, is that we he's radiating light in this thumbnail like some sort of internet savior?

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 3 роки тому +50

    Internet: *JARED CHEATED.*
    Jared: _Call an ambulance!_
    Internet: **finds out Jared is innocent**
    Jared: *_...BUT NOT FOR ME_*

  • @GMSoulRock
    @GMSoulRock 5 років тому +414

    The greatest bounceback of 2019 hands down

    • @kainthedragoon8081
      @kainthedragoon8081 5 років тому +18

      I mean if he wanted he could sue several people to hell

    • @DrHackmoff
      @DrHackmoff 5 років тому +8

      @@kainthedragoon8081 maybe he should , as a sign that stiring up youtube/internet drama can blowback in your face

    • @Warfoki
      @Warfoki 5 років тому +10

      @@DrHackmoff I mean he could, but I also perfectly understand why he wouldn't. After all the utter shitstorm, I can very much understand that he just wants to move on with his like and do the video reviews and streaming he likes to do instead of dragging out this drama for years for a most likely inconsequential payout.

    • @DrHackmoff
      @DrHackmoff 5 років тому

      @@Warfoki i can see that , and i think most of his fanbase thinks so too

    • @joeywalker2061
      @joeywalker2061 5 років тому

      @@kainthedragoon8081 in all honesty he can really only sue news outlets that took the allegations too far I'm sure their are a few that he can get money from but I doubt that he can just sue youtubers who made videos reporting/repeating his allegations.

  • @Hunter725R
    @Hunter725R 5 років тому +24

    "The sight of a new ProJared Video fills you with determination."

  • @GKiernan01
    @GKiernan01 5 років тому +153

    ....where’s the test? I had all my notes prepared!😢

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 5 років тому +17

      The real test was inside you all along!

    • @saintfrosty6165
      @saintfrosty6165 5 років тому +6

      You have to get the four test element Crystals to unlock the final boss and once you defeat the boss you get to take the test.

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 5 років тому +8

      The real test was the friends we made along the way

    • @freshmadgod
      @freshmadgod 5 років тому +2

      BOOOO SNITCH!

    • @Ashamedofmypast
      @Ashamedofmypast 5 років тому +1

      You just must have failed

  • @BrendanJSmith
    @BrendanJSmith 4 роки тому +59

    That’s why my final rating for this game...
    Is a Missing Rating/10

  • @SCEzeric
    @SCEzeric 5 років тому +226

    Ahh, those bard jokes never get old

    • @SirDavid290
      @SirDavid290 5 років тому +2

      I don't get them,
      I come from FFT and the Bard was fine.

    • @Anaklusmos42
      @Anaklusmos42 5 років тому +4

      @@SirDavid290 it's actually a play on the fact that bards can hide away from battle, leaving the rest of the party to deal with the battle (aka get OUT of the party)... And the fact that, generally since FF III, bards aren't really that useful in battle (aka GET OUT of the party)

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 5 років тому +4

      As a bard, I'm offended.

    • @SCEzeric
      @SCEzeric 5 років тому +1

      @@Anaklusmos42 This exactly, though in all honesty, bards in D&D, at least earlier version were plain bad so could be including that.

    • @handyboy1899
      @handyboy1899 5 років тому +2

      Spoon.

  • @robtheredmage222
    @robtheredmage222 5 років тому +596

    "A white mage that can also cast Black Magic!"
    Red Mage: Am I a joke to you?

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 5 років тому +62

      YOUR MAGIC IS WEAK, WIZARD

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 5 років тому +13

      @@PeterDivine Funnily enough, it is if you upgrade your secondary ability enough.

    • @rapidfire9999
      @rapidfire9999 5 років тому +3

      Yes, you are!

    • @ix8750
      @ix8750 4 роки тому +8

      Doublecast

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 роки тому +5

      Kyle Simmons Well, besides that... Plus it takes so long to get even in the Interdimensional Rift.

  • @TheOkami2011
    @TheOkami2011 5 років тому +77

    lmao the ending got me
    Jared: "i finally mastered the piano"
    Me: "GOD DAMNIT" lmao glad to see you back!

  • @mtoffo2275
    @mtoffo2275 5 років тому +27

    When you'd given up on a Projared FFV review but Projared is back with the receipts