Karl talking about the American waiter being outrageous for giving him back a pathetic tip, When XFM gave Karl two CDs for his christmas bonus he said they shouldn't have given him anything.
When in Rome. While tipping is not common in Europe, I can’t help but notice, in my business travels, when they serve Americans the servers expect a tip and don’t turn them down.
@@jameretief8327 Why would you turn down a tip? In Europe it's not needed but not always unexpected. In fact, in Europe you tip out of courtesy but not necessity. Doesn't mean tou don't tip over there, you just aren't required to.
@@PaddyRoon7 Its only big in America, but Canada as well. If you go anywhere in Quebec there is instantly, 20% added to your bill. The rest of Canada and as far as I know, America is similar. In every other province other than Quebec & America, the servers make LESS than minimum wage. They reily on tips to make due. Here where I live, is $14.25 min wage an hour, servers get $11/hr. Your tips as well as going to the servers to make up for their shitty wage, also goes to the kitchen staff. Assuming the restaurent has a good manager. Kitchen staff in Europe/England are generally better paid than those in the same jobs, in North America.
My 4 month old son has a little bit of a flat head and every time my wife mentions it I say "it's good to have a flat head in india". I've never explained the origin of this, never elaborate (because I can't, cheers Karl) and she just looks at me blankly.
@Joshua George Elkington I know what she’s talking about, mind. As someone that often listens to old shows whilst falling asleep it’s sometimes impossible to get the balance right. I don’t want things too loud because I’m trying to sleep so to hear Karl on some episodes it’s at a level where Ricky is incredibly loud!
Honestly I’m with Karl on the tip story. I’m American and the tip system is awful, mainly because it’s a gray area and no one is consistent about it. Plenty of people won’t leave a dime and yet you’ll have generous people leaving 25% of their entire bill. On top of that, the idea of the waiter running back to give Karl the tip back is just rude and insulting. It’s not Karl’s fault we have this system in place, the waiter was an entitled brat. If you’re going to work that job, you have to expect that some patrons won’t leave a tip. At least he tried. Most service jobs would fire you over that kind of behavior
just to let you know not only is "Bald Manc" uploading your videos again but hes posting your name Doctor Yak (and man moth) into his tags for his videos
It's the reprehensible cunts who cram these videos with disgusting, cancerous adverts that should be taken to task. Along with absolutely anyone involved in advertising whatsoever. x
@@Sheriff_GrimLaw do you have UA-cam Premium? Because you don't have to watch adverts. You can just pay the $10 a month and not have to sit through any commercials
Steve asks a hell of a lot of questions about Karl's girlfriend. Then he follows up with suggested mistreatment. I think he was clearly envious and frustrated to know he had no chance with her, despite hope-based daydreams
It's kinda crazy how he's so well-travelled now (on somebody else's dime, but hey), and yet remains so painfully and wilfully ignorant of the world around him.
When it comes to taking on information, Karl is the opposite of a sponge! Whatever that is?? You have to allow for his utter stupidity, or he would be offensive😂
If you can't afford to tip you can't afford to go out to eat. If the waiters shit then yea leave then 60 cents, but you should always expect to tip 20% and go down from there only if there waiters bad
@@zgunderson90 I pay for my meal and the proprietor of the restaurant is supposed to use this money to pay his staff. This is how it works in the rest of the world. But in America, you're trained to *tip* at birth, when the doctor cuts off your foreskin to sell to big pharma.
Tips are given because of business owners paying wait staff like $2-$3 per hour. I do think its shit they put the salary on the backs of customers, but some people need to get over it. Cooks barely get tips, if ever.
@@christheghostwriter Why should I move to that shithole country? If you support government then you support slavery and you know it. Government is a euphemism for slavery! No one has rights over your body except you. But I'm willing to bet you trust in government and media and probably wear a face mask when you're out and still believe there's actually a deadly virus out there too🤣🤣🤣 x
@@Sheriff_GrimLaw you should move there because they don't have a functioning government. Come on, you whiny little bitch, go over there and show us how it's done!
He said it was 60 pence and I don’t know what the exchange rate was at the time which was about 20 years ago but it was probably over a dollar. Still a horrible tip though.
@@PedloProductions what else would you call man from China? I’m an Irishman.......because I’m a man from Ireland, is Englishman offensive? If anything, People thinking they shouldn’t be called chinamen is racist, it’s like saying they are different so so shouldn’t say that about them. People might realise the hard way that being offended isn’t important, ya know like if a meteor hits or an earthquake totally wrecks the place. lol
What about Rob Lowe? He's Chinese and never ages. My guess is Karl is talking about the old Chinese guy in the shop with the little hat and his face looks like it was hit with a shovel and a little triangle beard off the front of his chin
Can't drift off to sleep, with chubby little Ricky, overacting and staged radio laughing like a little girl, whether it's funny or not. wish they had of toned him down just a bit. It was irritating when he "stands" on his mike, loudest.
I think it was the irreverence of simply applying a quick and lazy code name to such catastrophic event that he was specifically annoyed with. We are used to it now as people have been calling it that for so long...
He already paid for the steak dinner though. The tip is just for someone to bring it to him on a plate from the kitchen and that's just someone's job they are already being paid to do that anyway. Tips are a dumb idea really.
@@palestinevideos2025 Servers get paid less than minimum wage tho, it's a shitty system but these people rely upon tips to survive. I dont eat out much because I dont wanna spend the extra 15-20% but when I do I follow the customs. I think bowing is strange too but if I ever visit Japan I'll follow those customs too!
@@sparksalexo The situation he described is one in which he didn't have enough money to eat at the restaurant at all. He merely (although he might not have known it) manipulated the system to pay less money than the service actually cost. Yes, tips are a dumb idea. That doesn't make it ok to avoid giving them. It isn't like your protest is going to change anything. All you will succeed in doing is living off of what *other* people paid. (The servers probably wouldn't be able to afford to work their without tips, so the decent tippers are paying for the shitty ones.)
I kind of agree with Karl that America gets on my nerves. Really only the past 4 years though, all I've heard on the news is Trump being stupid and his legion of idiots defending him until their last breath, really makes you sick of the fact America exists. Hopefully they can quiet down a bit this year so I can go back to not minding them.
@@MochaRitz Oh I'm well aware that you weren't all hopeless, it was just such an unwinnable battle that I got sick of hearing about it every other day.
Karls impression of Americans is the greatest ive ever heard. "Ya of course, the..ah nine eleven.."
Priceless. The “of course” gets me every time. And yes, Karl, we always say THE 9/11 when talking about it 😂
“I’m not sounding bad here or trying to offend anyone, but they do all look....”
“RIGHT!”
Ricky on point censoring Karl 😂
John Smith what the fuck is wrong with you?
@@achievementbird2641 prob just a bot
“It’s the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio”...
“Play it again!”
Karl talking about the American waiter being outrageous for giving him back a pathetic tip, When XFM gave Karl two CDs for his christmas bonus he said they shouldn't have given him anything.
When in Rome. While tipping is not common in Europe, I can’t help but notice, in my business travels, when they serve Americans the servers expect a tip and don’t turn them down.
@@jameretief8327 I imagine servers are told to expect it from Americans since tipping is big over there, free money.
@@jameretief8327 Why would you turn down a tip? In Europe it's not needed but not always unexpected. In fact, in Europe you tip out of courtesy but not necessity. Doesn't mean tou don't tip over there, you just aren't required to.
@@carlosandleon this was in reference to Karl’s remark.
@@PaddyRoon7 Its only big in America, but Canada as well. If you go anywhere in Quebec there is instantly, 20% added to your bill. The rest of Canada and as far as I know, America is similar. In every other province other than Quebec & America, the servers make LESS than minimum wage. They reily on tips to make due.
Here where I live, is $14.25 min wage an hour, servers get $11/hr.
Your tips as well as going to the servers to make up for their shitty wage, also goes to the kitchen staff. Assuming the restaurent has a good manager.
Kitchen staff in Europe/England are generally better paid than those in the same jobs, in North America.
I love how Steve instantly knew what Karl was about to say then stopped him by shouting “Oi!”😂😂😂
This is one of the 'best' best bits of karl ever laid down
You should do a "best of best of Karl"
Listen to it at .25 speed it's immense rickys laugh is terrifying and Karl sounds more special than usual
It's like two drunks talking to a special needs kid. 😂
23:42 one of Ricky’s best reactions to Karl lol 😂
When you fall asleep with head phones in and Ricky's laughter wakes you up and you crap your pant
It's a problem if you sleep naked...
@@j.j.7909 well… technically it’s not a problem if you sleep naked
You must be 90 yr max
Brilliant upload once again yak I’m running out on ones I’ve not seen every night I listen to these
"She looked like she was smuggling seaweed!" HAHAHA
My 4 month old son has a little bit of a flat head and every time my wife mentions it I say "it's good to have a flat head in india". I've never explained the origin of this, never elaborate (because I can't, cheers Karl) and she just looks at me blankly.
This comment has me cracking up at 4 in the morning
hahahah dad jokes already
"They get on me nerves." 😂😂
Karl's holidays have always been a fav
" I'm not having a go"
*but*
EEzeeozcoqels
In more modern times: "Just saying"
*has a go*
The way he says ‘a foetus?!’ Gets me every time 🤣
It just always bugs me that you can't hear Karl, but Ricky is loud AF
Karl is the producer and adjusts his sound levels because he hates noise.
@Joshua George Elkington Nope
@Joshua George Elkington I know what she’s talking about, mind. As someone that often listens to old shows whilst falling asleep it’s sometimes impossible to get the balance right. I don’t want things too loud because I’m trying to sleep so to hear Karl on some episodes it’s at a level where Ricky is incredibly loud!
It’s a fine line between hearing Karl and getting the arse scared out of you by a sudden Ricky cackle. Gotta be so careful
@@amikhaeel7 Right!
I love Karl's US accent
"Where are you from?"
Sounds like Christopher Walken.
THA NYNE ELEVIN
Excuse me sir, you can have this back...
I’m so glad we can finally not take life too seriously and just have a good laugh.
The goat analogy gets me every time 😂
Honestly I’m with Karl on the tip story. I’m American and the tip system is awful, mainly because it’s a gray area and no one is consistent about it. Plenty of people won’t leave a dime and yet you’ll have generous people leaving 25% of their entire bill. On top of that, the idea of the waiter running back to give Karl the tip back is just rude and insulting. It’s not Karl’s fault we have this system in place, the waiter was an entitled brat. If you’re going to work that job, you have to expect that some patrons won’t leave a tip. At least he tried. Most service jobs would fire you over that kind of behavior
I’d imagine those who tend to tip are White and those that don’t are black, on the whole.
It’s kind of weird hearing about your culture from another.
Round Earther Manc English
From a northerner.
"...that's beecause, the chiiiineese luck, olderrr"
“… to be honest, it’s an alright wall. The alright wall of China…” oh man.. nailed it again
"Maybe she's a frustrated magician" LOL
“They do all....”
“RIGHT!”
Best decision you've ever made ✌️
I’m stood here next to a little lady dwarf who’s living in her own mushroom... don’t tell me it’s wrong!
I spat my brew out. 😂😂
...on a railway bridge?!?! LOL
thanks for this! Love it!
You were sat on a shelf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve is actually realy funny at the beginning of this one
Ricky's laugh is hilarious
Ricky’s laugh makes me jump
Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered. 😷✌️😂😂❤️
I usually really like these compilations but i don't get the point of putting in Idiot Abroad clips when you're not going to put in the visuals.
stop fuckin complaining ...now play a record........
To listen
To hear the sights.
Easter island-Cult of the Bird Man 1st person to get a egg rules for a year.
My favourite Smiths song at the moment that never was
Karl Pil "King" ton.
Problem with a marrow n that 😂
They get on everyone's nerves
He really left a .60 tip. 😆
Do you like llamas?
You. Don't you dare
just to let you know not only is "Bald Manc" uploading your videos again but hes posting your name Doctor Yak (and man moth) into his tags for his videos
"YOUR VIDEOS"? are you for real. Yak has no copyright claims to these videos what so ever.
Grass
Just to let you know Ricky gervais has been uploading them too.
It's the reprehensible cunts who cram these videos with disgusting, cancerous adverts that should be taken to task.
Along with absolutely anyone involved in advertising whatsoever. x
@@Sheriff_GrimLaw do you have UA-cam Premium? Because you don't have to watch adverts. You can just pay the $10 a month and not have to sit through any commercials
We don’t call it the 911 we just say “9/11”
That was recorded in 2001 or 2002, before "9/11" came into popular use outside of the US.
Steve asks a hell of a lot of questions about Karl's girlfriend. Then he follows up with suggested mistreatment. I think he was clearly envious and frustrated to know he had no chance with her, despite hope-based daydreams
You’re reaching but fun read
Steve sucks he’s a doucher
Leaves change for a tip, haha
Yeah, of course, the uh...the nine eleven.
Why is Ricky 2 inches from the mic when Karl is across the room?
Dya' like Llamas?
53:24 hahahah
13:30
Rickys voice is loud af on this one. Can barely hear Karl.
3. Zhang Ziyi 章子怡 - Number One Chinese actress
Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered, 😷✌️
It's kinda crazy how he's so well-travelled now (on somebody else's dime, but hey), and yet remains so painfully and wilfully ignorant of the world around him.
When it comes to taking on information, Karl is the opposite of a sponge! Whatever that is??
You have to allow for his utter stupidity, or he would be offensive😂
@@tyroon81 a duck?
24:55
Get on me nerves 😂😂
60p at a steakhouse is an insult. I've been to 43 countries & I try to learn the culture.
Atheist Edge Alright.
Expecting a tip regardless of service quality is an insult. In with Mr Pink on that one. x
‘Yeah of the course the uhhh, 9/11’
Europeans do have the most diverse phenotype. Carl's not wrong on that point nor is it a racist point.
You spelled Americans wrong.
1:22:10
Karl, when you hear actual facts, you question it, but you swallow all the bullshit on the internet and goofy magazines! Very curious!
If you can't afford to tip you can't afford to go out to eat. If the waiters shit then yea leave then 60 cents, but you should always expect to tip 20% and go down from there only if there waiters bad
Americans always think everyone else is wrong.
Why should I be paying someone else's wage?
@@core-nix1885 because they provide you a service? What kind of stupid question is that lol
@@core-nix1885 or is table service a human right that you think you're entitled to?
@@zgunderson90 I pay for my meal and the proprietor of the restaurant is supposed to use this money to pay his staff.
This is how it works in the rest of the world.
But in America, you're trained to *tip* at birth, when the doctor cuts off your foreskin to sell to big pharma.
Oh just shut up
Tips are given because of business owners paying wait staff like $2-$3 per hour. I do think its shit they put the salary on the backs of customers, but some people need to get over it. Cooks barely get tips, if ever.
The Americans have never quite abolished slavery.
@@josephjames4326 Government is slavery x
@@Sheriff_GrimLaw then move to Somalia or stfu
@@christheghostwriter Why should I move to that shithole country?
If you support government then you support slavery and you know it. Government is a euphemism for slavery! No one has rights over your body except you.
But I'm willing to bet you trust in government and media and probably wear a face mask when you're out and still believe there's actually a deadly virus out there too🤣🤣🤣 x
@@Sheriff_GrimLaw you should move there because they don't have a functioning government. Come on, you whiny little bitch, go over there and show us how it's done!
So, what happened to your Chinese hair?
He left like 40 cents as a tip. Lmao...
He said it was 60 pence and I don’t know what the exchange rate was at the time which was about 20 years ago but it was probably over a dollar. Still a horrible tip though.
So what? He paid for his meal didn't he? Tipping automatically is a fucking joke. x
Ricky is so shocked by what Karl says, yet he refers to people as "Chinamen" and "Orientals."
Ironically. They often name their businesses after those very names lol 😂😂😂😂
I mean this was back from early 2000s when people weren’t so spineless as they are today
@@PedloProductions what else would you call man from China? I’m an Irishman.......because I’m a man from Ireland, is Englishman offensive? If anything, People thinking they shouldn’t be called chinamen is racist, it’s like saying they are different so so shouldn’t say that about them. People might realise the hard way that being offended isn’t important, ya know like if a meteor hits or an earthquake totally wrecks the place. lol
And?
Karl is so rude to Suzannes parents.
Dont they call the tragedy that happened there, 7 7? This might have been recorded before 7 7 .
Yes, and we also use the term 9/11. This was from January 2002, so maybe the term hadn't come into use over here yet.
It’s the “the” before the date which Karl is referring to
Ie... the 9/11 the 7/7
@@bigmaxxybyrne1063 at least someome understands.
Is there a version of this with fixed audio? Can't listen this
27:59 👲🟠 🐔 😂
What about Rob Lowe? He's Chinese and never ages. My guess is Karl is talking about the old Chinese guy in the shop with the little hat and his face looks like it was hit with a shovel and a little triangle beard off the front of his chin
Brian Kelly Rob Lowe is Chinese? What are you on about? x
Do you even know what China is?
@@intellex551 Of course,just something Trump likes to say like it's bragging ua-cam.com/video/RDrfE9I8_hs/v-deo.html
@@intellex551 Do you know what a joke is ?
😂
Karl speak so softly, then Ricky shouts in his mic.... Annoying.
Sven-Bertil Tååbe it’s so fucking annoying, it’s the same thing every fucking time, måske er det bare os der er mærkelige!
@@Kewonerdk hvis så
Sven-Bertil Tååbe hvis så?? Hvis så, hvad?
@@Kewonerdk må så vara. Jei försök o tala skandinaviska så gott jei kan.
Sven-Bertil Tååbe i must say that was some mix, I think I got it, where you from?
Can't drift off to sleep, with chubby little Ricky, overacting and staged radio laughing like a little girl, whether it's funny or not. wish they had of toned him down just a bit. It was irritating when he "stands" on his mike, loudest.
…wouldn’t want to insult the Chinese people.
Steve and Ricky continue to say “oriental” and “chinamen” 20 times each
They said it ironically imitating a guy they were talking about you delinquent
@@carloselhakim nah, this is just old audio.
In this thread: Americans getting salty and defensive.
@r h I found the salty person, who may or may not be a yank. Well done.
Where?
Congress tart.
"9-11" annoys him?
I think it was the irreverence of simply applying a quick and lazy code name to such catastrophic event that he was specifically annoyed with. We are used to it now as people have been calling it that for so long...
It's actually because he's British & we put the day of the month first, so we'd say 11/9.
Some underclass northern sheltered mentality
Yh.. my ex girlfriend was just like the programme. . Shameless
speak english you spastic
@Marcus Baker melt.. Manchester employment line tramps
I'm sorry but less then a dollar tip for steak dinner is shut mate,love you Karl but don't be cheap or eat kfc you cheap butter
Eddie Turbine im a bartender haha! But thanks for the kind reply
He said they didn't have enough money and gave all they could.
He already paid for the steak dinner though. The tip is just for someone to bring it to him on a plate from the kitchen and that's just someone's job they are already being paid to do that anyway. Tips are a dumb idea really.
@@palestinevideos2025 Servers get paid less than minimum wage tho, it's a shitty system but these people rely upon tips to survive. I dont eat out much because I dont wanna spend the extra 15-20% but when I do I follow the customs. I think bowing is strange too but if I ever visit Japan I'll follow those customs too!
@@sparksalexo The situation he described is one in which he didn't have enough money to eat at the restaurant at all. He merely (although he might not have known it) manipulated the system to pay less money than the service actually cost.
Yes, tips are a dumb idea. That doesn't make it ok to avoid giving them. It isn't like your protest is going to change anything. All you will succeed in doing is living off of what *other* people paid. (The servers probably wouldn't be able to afford to work their without tips, so the decent tippers are paying for the shitty ones.)
I kind of agree with Karl that America gets on my nerves. Really only the past 4 years though, all I've heard on the news is Trump being stupid and his legion of idiots defending him until their last breath, really makes you sick of the fact America exists.
Hopefully they can quiet down a bit this year so I can go back to not minding them.
Ah you poor thing..
@@d1agram4 Pardon? Did I say something wrong?
Just for the record, half of the US population hated the country as well during that period.
@@MochaRitz Oh I'm well aware that you weren't all hopeless, it was just such an unwinnable battle that I got sick of hearing about it every other day.
I live in the U.S. and you're not wrong.
This was a lot. Not sure how I feel but definitely half the things shouldn't of come out his mouth.
Todd Lamming disagree
Bore off
Picrew av. Figures
Karl.