The Complete Karl Pilkington on Ghosts (A compilation with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant)
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2024
- Karl's take on ghosts and ectoplasmic beings.
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12 years on the trot and never have I got bored. Their voices are a real comfort to me.
Every single shower I take on a daily basis, I have these episodes on. I can repeat every word of a 3 hour podcast of monkey news.
I cant be the only one to listen to Karl pilkington stuff with my eyes closed trying to go sleep, can I? I love the banter 😂 I must have listened to his UA-cam stuff every night for 3 year , even the same ones more than once 😂😂
Every night!
Jennie Connor every night
Yep.
Suzanne is a lucky woman if he talks before sleep 😂
Every night
"somebody had wroted" 😂
Putting a compilation like this together must be so time consuming, thanks, it's much appreciated!
Who said he’s put it together could have been unseen supernatural beings 👀👀
So then she left a comment saying thank you for making this compilation. But the person replied “I never made a compilation”.
Do you have a sister called dairy ? Or also know as dunkers
Nobody doesnt like Cara Lea
its not that hard, you just get all the clips and put them together, takes about maybe 30mins
"she was a bog standard old woman, are we burnin, or buryin?"
“It is three different people hassling him about a fire that didn’t happen, about a wife that didn’t exist and a cat that didn’t look happy”. Karl Pilkington
How do you explain that?!
Sounds like one of those beedles about type ghosts
I love "You believe anything that you're told except when we tell you the truth." That encapsulates so much.
18:27 why does it just go to the next bit? Karl
Is about to say “never mind your beard, where’ve you been for three days?!” Followed by an amazing Ricky bursting laugh.
Ye mam and ye dad's!!; followed by'"hes done you again"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed, poor editing here!
They censored it because it was too spooky
Before every reply to a question, Karl always says " Errrrr....... " love it 😂
I love that when he came downstairs and told his mam there’s something up there, she just said ok!?
Karl's mam believes in ghosts so she would have accepted it straight away!
A lovely mum to have. God bless her.
It's the way he said baby dead.. Ricky couldn't contain his lol
This is the only one I listen to almost daily to sleep. I always listen to the first part and fall asleep with a smile. Hugs everyone💕✨
To this day I use the “she was your bog standard old woman” when describing random people
when describing old women, I'd imagine!
@@AA-hg5fk not these days, a 21 year old male could identify as a "bog standard old woman" and you'd be in the wrong for calling him deluded
A shadow was pushing people of their bikes.....I laughed and laughed.
Any time someone I know has passed away the time has been talked about, I have no idea why they find this so strange
What time exactly?!
Mrs Battersby
I always thought it was weird when Ricky and Steve made such a big deal of Karls dad asking at what time the neighbor died when told. That's like *THE* thing you do. It's a normal question.
It's because they interpreted it as "what time did she died?" Karl's dad clearly said "when did that happen?"
@@adebolabloke6962 well said
"What's the connection 'ere?" Always makes me laugh 😂😂😂
"There's this shadow somewhere."
Pushing people off bikes
It was pushing people off their bikes. LOL.
The fire in the oven story kills me every time. That has to be one of my top 5 favorite bizarre things KP said. The oven fire cat, the "parrot's blood" story, the Loch Ness monster, the Owlheaded armadillo, the retired space monkey. Anything having to do with animals is KP gold.
'so who's going to do the cropping?'
He was right, so many uncropped photos all over the place nowadays.
Oh boy, Yvette Fielding and the hilarious Most Haunted mob certainly missed a trick, a series featuring Ricky, Steve and Karl would be dynamite. I can picture the night vision shots now!
I love this. Gotta be one of my faves. All his ghost stories were always the best parts. That and the diary.
"Are we burning or burying? next! ha
This is such a gem of a bedtime listening compilation, funny and chill to get you ready for a long and cosy night's sleep.
Burying people alive was an issue at some point in the past, they used to sell safety coffins for the well off. It had a rope system linked up to a bell that they could ring if they were buried alive.
Hence the phrase “ dead ringer’....
So, if you were poor it's tough luck?
7:30 Karl's story about the vampire is something that happened in Romania where superstition is still strong. Josh Gates investigated it, the "vampire" was just a guy who had a disease where the gums recede and sensitivity to sunlight. In some cases, the vampires were just infected with rabies or something. There are people who live as vampires, but Karl has very selective focus, making hilarious results.
Extremely late reply but there's also a condition called porphyria, which gives agonising symptoms that can be temporarily relieved by drinking other 'normal' peoples blood
@@Mark-qb8fq That is one of the diseases associated with vampires.
@@Mark-qb8fqthere are various types of porphyria, NONE OF WHICH are treated by drinking blood! Play a record!
Vampire coverup
Karl has to be one of the very funniest men walking this planet.
You could make a case for about 100 of his many stories and one liners being his funniest but the man-hole cover one is something else.
He is grade A comedy gold and it’s just completely effortless.
When he was in Petra and explained why he would rather live in a cave see Petra rather than wake up in Petra and see a cave; I knew he was a sage. He's Diogenes of Synope reborn.
I just started listen to him and I’ve done it every night for the past 3 months…no stop in sight, I’m addicted
My nightly routine all through covid and still going ! Thank u guys sleep well 😴
"So, what you tellin' me for?" 😂😂
What lake is the Loch Ness monster in? Classic - like What were those things in Gremlins called?
Andromeda Is Calling Or “that man who was in Forrest Gump”. x
The best thing is that Ricky didn't catch on that he was on about the Mogwai
What lake is the Loch Ness monster in?
Mogwai .. but yeah funny anyways.
35:35 Ricky’s funniest laugh
The manhole cover thing is true.. just he’s a little off about it..
That's karl. Hes usually partially right but he embellishes
"Somebody wroted" has to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard
Doctor yak for prime minister of the world
Brilliant stuff
I don’t know how anyone can sleep with this on. Even if I do switch off from the conversation I’m guaranteed to be woke up by Ricky laughing.
More to the point, I wonder what kind of subconscious damage this is doing listening to Karl’s theories whilst asleep?
Did Karl ever update us on the shadow that pushed people off their bikes? Lol. He said he would..
He did but the tape mysteriously vanished. Coincidence? I think not
Somebody had wroted gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Old people are scarier as ghosts when it comes to stories.
It would be so frustrating talking to Ricky snd Stephen about this things.
Lmao Karl is so calm snd doesn’t seem to take anything personal
I've never heard so much crop in my life.
Dont be a wewe!
Karl's description of the high pitched noise is exactly how sleep paralysis unfolds.
@Samuel Black My experience is similar to yours.
Or Mrs battersby
These are just amazing. Could you possibly do audio versions as podcasts? Would be soooo good for commuting
Steve no
“Bog standard old woman” killed me
The cat did not look happy! Amazing.
My cat has a range of facial expressions from very happy to extremely annoyed
All joking aside, my mum saw a ghost when she was young in her bedroom of an old man standing in the corner
The next day, her mother told her that her grandfather died in her room before she was born
Also, my grandfather was leaving an office in his work walking down a staircase and a man passed him going the opposite way
Realising he didn't know him, he ran back upstairs into the office and it was completely empty
"Who's gonna do the croppin?"
Sorry...Sorry! I thought it was shite! I didn't know it was on the Internet!
Never saw the man hole cover again
I have seen this I dunno how many times never gets old lol
'never mind yer beard....where've you been for three days?!?!'
Gervais is scared of ghosts. He's petrified. that's why he gets annoyed.
No, he doesn't believe in them.
David it's a reference to one of Karl's comments during the compilation. Stu D is just referencing it
I've never heard so much crop in my life
Stop being a wewe!
@@barbecuedsimsbaby you must be chuffed you managed to use your new word...!
I love these but can't work out how people sleep without laughing lol
Because they dug up a body, liquidized it's heart, burnt it, and drank it. That's why they're in prison.
I'm lucky me memory is bad because I can watch this many times
The manhole cover is actually true it just passed in front of several cameras during an atomic bomb test and calculations were done proving it was the fastest man made object. Of Course Karl got a lot of details incorrect.
Christopher Larkins Operation Plumbbob. x
You’re talking bollocks!
Where'd you read that, in UFO data magazine?
If Derek Acorah was still alive he and Karl could have done a TV ghost show together I would have watched it (Karl sounds like a believer his stories are great.)😂
Well shizz, I didn't even know he died 😕
"It pushed people off the bikes!" Oh for fuck's sake.
27:35
There's a shadow somewhere!
I love you, Doc
why would someone need to write a note to remind them that their baby had died, and therefor they can ignore an entire shopping list?
fluttershy pony Weird innit?
Therapy?
Jeez!
26:05 theres a shadow somewhere
Noooo. You cut out the reaction to “alien gives man a beard” 😩😩
Superb
The paranormal stories are the best
Got up right close to it...... and somebody wroted.. 😂😂
Thanks Yak!
legend!
Hilda lived her life a bog standard old woman who died at quarter of eleven specifically
Thank yiu
15:10 just leaving this here for when I come back to this video.
35:28 the manhole cover
I'll go to my grave wondering what Karl meant by the manhole cover story. When did they EXPECT to see it again?? lol
LOL it was picked up by several of the science people's cameras flying off at high speeds. He missed out on the bit that was supposed to be the interesting part where they worked out how fast it was going and proved it was the fastest man-made object ever.
I don’t know if it’s bc quarantine has made me drink for no reason, but how did I ever sleep to this without ever laughing?? 😭
I don’t know which one to plump for........
47:30 - That shit makes me laugh EVERY time XD
Great Upload but little annoying many parts end way to early, even later on in it. Some of the best parts are missed that are at the end of some Chats.
Never mind some parts ending way too early - Where have ya been for 3 daaays?!?
@@youhustlinmeboy4989 That actually Cracked me up loooool. Brilliant
I’d love to see Ricky Gervais do a documentary of him on his own camping overnight in haunted places like Auschwitz for example. For the man that doesn’t believe in that stuff, I bet he’d 💩 himself 😄
@flat out heck proven? By whom?
@flat out heck science doesn’t know everything pal 😉
1:06:30 Mancula lol
I had the high pitched noise when my sister and I were younger. Really terrified us
Karl’s brain makes me reconsider all of epistemology.
Who's listening to this who isn't from the uk ? ❤😊😮
I swear one of these days Gervais is going to blow my speakers.
So frustrating.
Flies + Johnny = Badness
I'd love to have had Karl's parents.
Why the fuck do I like this.
badbadfull cause ur a badass
Be proud
It cuts to new story at @18:27 a bit early.
1:21:00
hahaaa love em, 'well it's all bollox'
Gary T Tomo *bollocks
A load of bosswollox
“Here lies Hilda: Bog standard old woman”
I’ve seen ghosts. Big believer in that realm. I was 32 years old, we had just moved (few months) to a rent house that was probably 40 years old, not too bad in my hometown in Texas while finishing out my career in the Navy. My wife and I were sitting on the couch watching TV and we both saw something off to the right of the room, almost at the same time...then she looked back to me and with a look, and I said “little girl in a yellow dress?”....she said “ya, she was just there.” We weren’t scared, the little girl seemed very innocent and we didn’t feel threatened.
My brother hasn’t been to the house yet, couple months go by and swings over on a Sunday to BBQ with me. He’s 36yrs old, kind of a gruff guy that works in the oil/gas business. I was in the kitchen unpacking the food to prep for grill and he yells out my name. I said, “ya what’s up I’m in the kitchen...”he said my name again, so I walk to the living room where he’s on the couch and I ask, “what?”. He said, “dude....you weren’t just in here? You didn’t just touch my shoulder?” I looked at him confused a little and told him, “ no man, I was in the kitchen”. He said “you’re not fucking with me, right?” I said... “no....ooohhh, did you see her? The little girl in the yellow dress?” With a pretty damn scared look on his face, he said “nah, fuck this I’m out of here. You got something wrong with this house”and walked out of the house. He literally drove off. I called him obviously after he left to try and calm him down but he said he knows what he saw and said no fucking way am I coming over. We had only signed a one year lease and moved at the end of it.
Well... it’s all bollocks
Eric ORourke shutup idiot
Cleb Felm You’ve got a shitty attitude
Lmao
Don't talk sh*t, play a record.
5643 Budgies have weak hearts ❓😂🤣😅
The Complete Karl Pilkington on Ghosts (A compilation with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant)
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Weird innit😂😂
*CROPPAGE*
The manhole cover nuclear explosion was a real story. No idea why they did it though.
That last story, about the brain surgery in a fucking chair. With the skin breaking up, like cooked chicken...X"""DDD I die everytime i hear that. It's the most ridiculous story in the fucking world.
It's rickys reaction which makes us relate to how dry karls humour and logic it is.. like he's got a way of putting things
If you are in doubt that karl is really thick play Mrs Battersby again . I would love to hear his girlfriend interviewed .
“That looks normal floatin about
I love 6:18.