"Going Out to Dinner" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Beyond the Pale)
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
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James Christopher Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers Dad Is Fat (2013) and Food: A Love Story (2014) He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
How can Jim Gaffigan not have a million subscribers. Come on people! He’s hilarious.
Maybe that’s the real issue. He’s just not that funny.
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Is your mom subscribed?
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He should, he is awesome 😅😂
I love his inner-critic-shocked-polite- voice. 😂
I do too; that's just the best!
Melinda C 😊
Reading the thoughts of the audience's...
Ditto
I’m starting to hear it when I see someone do something stupid, or if I am 😂
I live that Jim actually reads and likes the comments. That's so cool. Love you dude!
As a chef I always wondered how my favourite comedian viewed the dining experience. I was not disappointed! Had me laughing the whole time and I don’t think I will be able to look a fish in it’s eye again! “Pretend it’s butter” lol 😂
I enjoy Gaffigan because he's an original, no cheap jokes, just expensive ones...
What about jokes about McDonald's? Are those expensive? Maybe if its a trip to the ER for food poisoning.
How do you know?
Pathetic comments from trolls, "how do I know" what's that mean ? I watch the guys videos, that's how .... McDonalds jokes are gold, any other questions ??? Help me out here Jim...
nuh uh! I only had to pay $35 to watch his videos on youtube....I just wonder why my neighbor keeps coming over and collecting those fees
Jim’s UA-cam channel is getting me through 2020 with a laugh tbh
You tube is definitely getting me through this craziness as well👍🏼👏🏼🙌🏼
Briannah Ditto!
Same. It's been a very difficult year for many reasons. Keep going! ♡
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It’s amazing that he’s posting content almost every day. And he reacts to comments!
I’m chronically ill and some days have to rest. Your family and comedy is just a delight that always makes me smile even on those days. Thank you for posting and sharing. P.S. I was a waitress in NYC in the 80’s. This made me crack up.
thanks. hang in there
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I've heard these jokes a million times, but Gaffigan made me laugh again
His jokes are so relatable and just nonstop laughter... hope to c him live one day.
I planned on seeing him this October but I think it got cancelled/pushed back because of Covid 😞
@@justinhecht6662 😢
I believe he is alive presently so chances are good!
Yeah I don't think he'd be too funny dead. 😐
This is my insomnia go to. It doesn’t put me to sleep, but it’s strangely comforting. Haha
Yes the cadence and his voice is soothing for sure !
Same here. 😆
Awe ya
Man I thought I'm the only one who does this lmao. I usually do Jim and John Mulaney's videos.
Me too!
Good CLEAN comedy. This guy really can really pull it off.
“Can someone fill up my Yahtzee shaker” that was so funny
My favorite comedian watch your videos over and over
Even after hearing it a hundred times, u just got me with “omg that’s ur soup of the day?!” I’m dying! And I can’t wait to say that next time I go out to eat! Hahahahahaha
I think Jim's humor is so close to home. I get soulful laughs watching his stand up.
My stomach is aching from laughing COMIC GENIUS
I love Jim. Too funny. I get a gut roll every time. Too funny
Jim has come along just when I need him ❤😂
Jim is easily has the best stand up comedy. You’re awesome.
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Jim plus food stories equals laughter!!
@Upgrayedd get out your feelings, not everything's a race issue
Jim plus ANY subject equals laughter !
Then don't miss his "Let's Get Cookin' " episodes!!!
I enjoy him because he is very funny without being gross or using a lot of profanity.
I enjoy him because he's funny. But that's just me.
I hope my neighbor doesn’t think I’m loosing it but you make me laugh out loud and I can’t stop. 😂
Mr. Gaffigan is a master of his craft. I'm so thankful for this his gift.
The “Special of the Day” is the left over crap from yesterday with parsley on top. I love starting my day with Jim and a coffee. We all need to laugh!
We do!
Old parsley with "most" of the wilted spots cut away.
As a working chef in a few extremely high end restaurant I am happy to tell you "specials" were always seasonal or rare items procured on a limited basis and offered quite often at a loss or break even price.
@M Detlef for some reason my school on pizza day always had a huge thing of hot peppers that nobody ever bothered to touch. Good thing they weren't in the mixed vegetables.
The drunk on the go comment killed me 😂😂😂
Deceptively simple act, actually very very intelligent and sophisticated comedian.
Jim, I want you to know that the depression of being stuck inside for months is made easier with your humor and presence. I have watched each of your stand-up clips dozens of times. They still make me smile.
Thank you Jim, you're part of a select group of people keeping me sane right now.
I'm on a Gaffigan binge.
Jim’s humor is getting me through this quarantine. We all need to have a good laugh.
Our 2020 survivor . We love you Jim
I am in love with this man! I am in love with his family…every single one! What wife in this world makes jokes while she is in the MRI for her brain tumor?!❣️ If there is perfection
in this world…it is The Gaffigans! May we all be more like them! They raise money for charity while they have dinner!!! I know that God is lagging. And proud of this creation! 😇
Mr. Gaffigan thank you so much for your comedy! I am a huge comedy fan and everyone has there own styles and differences so comparing one comedian to another and who’s better is pointless. However I will say this about you in comparison with other stand up acts I watch on UA-cam you are the only one who actually makes me laugh out loud so I applaud and thank you for that. Can’t wait to hear this new premiere piece!
Much love, from Canada 🇨🇦
Thankyou Jim for this moment of comfort in these crazy times
A drunk on the go. 🤣 You're my favorite!! 👍
Beyond The Pale is timeless. Never gets old, although Jim might be sick of all the Hot Pockets he's asked to sign.
I have definitely loaded up on the bread and cancelled my entree.
Omg I once ate too much bread and was full and wanted to cancel it but was too timid and embarrassed to do it 🤯
hahahaha nice
Someone recommended the "Cornish Game Hen". "No thanks. I'm not in a Fowl mood."
@Stephanie Logan Thank You!
@Felix Thank You!
Jim - Your brilliant humor stirs old memories. In renewed light, I'm glad to help someone's day. Thank you.
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Precision delivery and timing.
I’ve never thrown out the doggy bag. By the time I reach my car the food in my stomach has digested enough from the 1 minute walk that I’m immediately ready to dive into the box of “left overs” the second I get the car door closed
You are literally awesome. My whole family gets so into these videos! Truly gifted.
Toooo funny....im ashamed to say I've only just discovered you....that is comedy,hurting stomach laughing GOLD....Love from Adelaide Australia ♥️🇦🇺
Jim you are one of my favorite comedians ever!! I can't get through any of your videos without lauging and slightly peeing myself lol. My fav of all time is still hot pockets!!
Watching one of your videos has become my bedtime routine. I can laugh and forget about the bad news I heard during the day. You are like a vitamin that protects me from Covid!
Funny! Thanks again for sharing your humor during this stressful time.
I'm Irish and you have some of the most quotable quotes, my girls and I are always saying them! Our favorite is: I can hop for a little while, but I'm dead meat" we have had so many "camping" experiences and also bears it just too funny! My daughter just had a 4th baby at home too, and we had to let one of the others go! Carry on genius! LOL
Thanks!
i watch and rewatch his stand up.. laugh each time! been my favorite comedian for a long time💗 can’t wait to be there in person one day, would be a dream come true😁
Happy Father’s Day Jim!
I had to pause it to drink my water. I wanted to live. 😂
Jim is my go to giggles in the morning, but this routine had me belly laughing!
I was the fish in the audience! ;)
Gotta love Jim's jokes!
Classic good time with the funny man "Jim"
Jim is my spirit animal.
Raconteur Masterclass! Thank you and your beautiful family for sharing your time, energy and most of all LOVE. You made the Covid conversation palatable.. with bread! God Bless ALL 🙏🌎☮️💚
I watched Dinner with the Gaffigans last night. OMG you poor man!! Your wife is flippin crazy. How do you stay sane amongst the chaos??! Seriously I have a new respect for you. You have a wonderful family. Thank you for sharing your life, thank you for your awesome stand up comedy. I guess I've become a super-fan. 😁
I love the alter-critic voice he does on the side. Very cool comedy device.
You Are One Of My Favorite Comedians Of All Time. I Quote A Lot Of You’re Shit When I’m With My Friends/Family. I’ll Never Forget The Time Where My Brothers And I Saw You In Santa Barbara. “A Cop Pulled Me Over And He Gave Me A Bottle Of Wine”
I thought we were supposed to drink wine directly from the bottle. Fish heads, fish heads...roly-poly fish heads..eat them up, yum.
Probably the best comedian who’s ever lived
Cant look at a hotpocket or Subway without him popping in my head
I just love his jokes too funny 😂
I could listen to these short skits all day. Well done well spoken.
Blessings everyone
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I just can’t get enough! Always make my husband and I but laugh! Thanks so much Jim!
me!!!
He's the funniest of all the clean comedians ever
He's so adorable, love him!!!
Omg, next time I'm out, I will be so tempted to holler out my servers name in that exact Gaffigan voice!
I started hot pockets actually while eating some because it came to mind. It led to this. Not disappointed at all, unlike my hot pockets for dinner choice.
Jim you are YHE VERY VERY BEST!!!¡
I found u a couple of months ago....do enjoy your humour and delightful delivery of it..love ...thanks...and appreciation xxxooo
Thanks Marjorie
Only just caught on to JG. Brilliant. I love his lockdown home videos. “Let’s get cookin’”.
(whip crack noise!!!)
I love animals especially with gravy.
Noooooooooooooooooooo
Love ya Jim, your the best!
When the waiter asks "are you still working on that?" you should ask for a saw and hammer.
"uh, PAAAAAAAAAAASS!"
I love his sense of humor
The dislikes were from fish who couldn’t afford the tickets to Jim’s show 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Just discovered Jim. He is the funniest person alive. I have been telling friends and family about him i was so excited. God you would have thought that i was trying to push religion down their throat.. Lol. Well I'll just enjoy it by myself. 😃
Brilliant.
You're definitely the king of comedy!! Love the wine glass joke! 😂
So funny, Lord Bless you-😂
We need a skip button when the waiter is introducing the menu
Yesssss
totally.
I prefer that outro 1000x more than the pandemic "I'm uploading everyday" ones.
Are we grilling the animals or...?
Thank you!
"Do you love animals?"
Yes, especially for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I always take a to go box even when I don’t want it
I’ve legit thrown it away in the trash can right outside the restaurant 😂😂
This man is so hilarious, ❤ JG.
"Find out if it had a nickname." I lost it. 😂
All the animals are still alive so I guess subscribing worked. That makes me feel good about myself. Thank you, Jim.
He is the best!
Anybody else subscribed when he said: "If you don't hit subscribe, all the animals will die!"?
Fact: The world population is 7.8 billion people.
Fact: Jim Gaffigan’s channel has 423k subscribers.
Fact: 7,799,577,000 people hate animals.
Very hilarious routine.
Jim!! Great stuff I needed that
And now I'm hungry!
Thank you for saying the stuff about servers! How awkward is it when they get the dish you recommend and they hate it.... “whaaaaa?!?! You’re still expecting me to pay for it?!?!”
Waitress dying over here 😂😂😂
thanks
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
Compliments my wallet....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I watched this a lot as a kid yet I have forgotten so much of it...
I always order more sushi than I can eat. I bring home the rest in a box for breakfast the next morning.
"Bread?! They have bread here??!! Can we have bread at home??!!" 🤣
Nice!That joke wrote itself.
i love going out for dinner. and you don't have to clean dishes!!
A classic!
Can we induct Jim into the Hall of Fame already! Jesus, do it for the animals!