"I LOVE DELIVERY" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Beyond the Pale)
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Omg, I love delivery!! While making this video I ordered food and then to watch it I ordered more food and then once that got delivered I ordered desert. I don't have a problem... it's just that you aren't subscribed... so do it.
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James Christopher Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
Jim Gaffigan brings smiles during difficult times. Thank you Mr. Gaffigan.
Yep! Jim has cheered me up through his comedy especially in the last couple of months. My mom died in April then my dad died exactly one month later. I've had to turn to Jim's comedy for therapy, well, if you can call it that. Lol.
Galahad Garza if God did stand up
Galahad Garza- I agree!😁I look forward to his videos.👍
SunEagle Cherokee He’s kinda clean. But fluffy’s got some not-so-clean jokes too.
Agreed
I am a psychologist and I think your videos are medicine for the soul in this time of craziness....thank you so much!
@Dave Smith She said PSYCHologist. Not PROCTOLogist.
Agreed !
I'm Jeanne Andersons patient. I feel if you focused more on me then Jim Gaffigans brilliant, timeless comedy. A police station would be less burnt, a birthday clown would be un harnessed and approximately 46 passengers on a city bus wouldn't have to bleach their eyes.
To present a fact that literary every person is aware by first claiming to be an expert makes you sound like a dick…ex: I’m an astronaut and you all should know, going to space is really hard and expensive….so, now we know you’re a dick or at the very least a control freak
At our time in history, your profession is a mental health liability for you! Best wishes for your emotional, mental, and physical health and thank you for being a frontline thinker.
My favorite is Jim's inner voice whispering "that's ridiculous"
I might try to imitate that.
Thanks for the laughs! My wife has been doing the grocery pickup where someone literally hunts down your groceries for you and brings them to your car. To this day, I can't make eye contact with the person bringing the groceries out of shame. We are both perfectly healthy people with no good reason to do that other than a lack of time. She now has figured out that whole foods will deliver groceries to your house. This is a whole new level of shame. We live out in the sticks, so these poor delivery people get lost every time.
Lack of time is a perfectly valid reason.
that way people spent less energy day by day.... and then wonder why the get so fat, while eating high energy food.
Now with touch free delivery, it really is like a hostage negotiation
I've discovered so many great take-out restaurants during quarantine, I may never leave my apartment again.
This dude brings smiles to so many faces 😁😁
I always feel so grateful to the delivery guy! God Bless them!
Comedy ahead of its time - how would one describe quarantine- delivered food and no pants 🤣👍🥳
The world is better because you’re in it Mr. King Baby. Howling like a banshee tonight laughing at every word 😂.
Chip chop chip.
I don't even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
Jim should copyright “chip chop chip”. It’s a great American statement like “bada bing” and “just do it”. 😉
He makes me laugh and it feels so therapeutic. Love him 💕
One thing I like about watching Mr. Gaffigan is that he always knows what I'm thinking. "That guy has his pants off in a lot of jokes."
This is one of Jim's FUNNIEST sets...I love it!
You are one of the best comics ever and you hardly curse. Amazing.
Jim Gaffigan is the comedic martyr that will and is bringing back proper stand up comedy! Brilliant!
Love you Jim!!! You alway make me laugh out loud, even when I’m down. You are heaven sent. “Soon you won’t have to speak it will just be a noise.” Lol - that’s what my son does!
Thanx for being my dopamine dealer Jim
I don't know how you feel inside, Mr. Gaffigan, but you sure make my days better. Thank you.
Humor is great medicine. Thank you! This bit was very funny.
I love his old lady voice😂
I had to press pause twice,else i would've had a heart attack.
"Chip-chop-chip" became the nickname of our beloved cat Porkchop(R.I.P.)! Love you, Jim!
My sympathies to you with the loss of Porkchop.🥲🐈⬛
@@susansage1876 thank you!
I read this "RIP" - and just thought: "I havent eaten McRib for a long time." Thank you for remembering!🙁🧐🤔😉
I can always count on jim Gaffigan to brighten my day up with his awesome comedy
I prefer going out to eat, instead. Not only does it mean I don't have to cook, but I get out of the house *AND* don't have to do dishes, too.
Less groceries, less electricity at the house to cook the food 😏 Lets keep it up, what other benefits are there? 🤔
@M Detlef That depends where you live. We've all but eliminated it where I live (W Australia), so nightclubs have just reopened and restaurants are pretty much back to normal. We are currently cut off from the rest of the world though so the situation may change in time. Fingers crossed other govts show such leadership & ppl do what's right so all places can recover.
@@sherpa6071 Au closed its borders early (Feb or March?) and WA closed its state borders. We're only at risk when the borders re-open, but international borders are going to be closed for some time yet. Our govt has some pressure to open the state borders, but not much. Our premier has a 90% approval rating because of the job he's done keeping us safe. Victoria (Melbourne) has had an outbreak of Covid-19 and isn't doing well by Aussie standards so that's steeled our resolve for our interstate borders to stay closed. It is weird seeing things return to almost normal after 3 months of some restriction. We're still supposed to "physically distance" but obviously ppl in a stadium with 30k people or in a nightclub won't be, so there is a bit of a mixed message there. I'm very thankful that I live in one of the safest places on Earth, and I shake my head at people o/s who don't take the threat seriously despite their fellow citizens dying in droves.
@M Detlef Snap! Watching this as I just got home from delivering pizza, since my biz of 20 yrs is shut down. Please tip the delivery person folks.
@@sherpa6071 I live in Ohio and social distance is more of a suggestion here than a rule.... so far the only time i have to wear a mask is when I'm at work (waitress) but i dont wear one to the store or anything.... does anyone actually know anyone who's been sick? I've never met anyone who tested positive. And I feel like its kinda weird no one in Chaz (Seattle) has gotten it considering they were all living together in close quarters on the streets...
No pants when the delivery person comes?? Hmmm. Good idea, never thought of that 😂🤣😜😂🤣
kqueenrn What if the delivery guy isn’t wearing pants?
Well since I wear underwear with my name on them and my name is Karen he would probably just run away.
I love how he refers to himself in the third person. It's as if he's taking our side.
As a former pizza guy of 15 years, I approve of this message 🍕
“I don’t really think he’s talking to someone off screen.” - concerned old lady voice
Omg !! I laughed so hard I have tears! 😂😂😂😂😂 thanks Jim. I may to watch this again after I look at the news! Lol
Who needs the video because the thumbnail is hilarious, plus I could go for pizza right now! 🍽️
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
@@krumplethemal9626 😂😂
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Glad you liked it!
I like how by the end of this bit you're like "So yeah, my comedy is about food if you haven't noticed."
He’s so great. Truly. Thanks, Jim.
My kids and I love this video! He's here, he's here! Chip, chop, chip! haha
The first 20 seconds alone are just hilarious 🤣
*Condiments packages= Give them out @ Halloween with the candy‼️😂*
Mr. Giraffe I just wish one Halloween I could be a fly on the wall & see the kids expression when they pull soy sauce out of their pumpkin. 😂🤦🏼♀️
Delivery is fantastic! Click a few buttons, and your favorite foods show up on your doorstep. It is magic!
I'm from the US, but reside in Colombia. Cheap food delivery has been a blessing and a curse during the lockdown.
Thanks, I just drank water and laughed and it came out my nose!
I LOVE your comedy, especially the old lady voice 😁👍🤓
Its not old lady. It is his inside voice that audience may be thinking
I know it's his inside voice.
Love this man
I used to always catch Jim Gaffigan back when I had XM radio. And the whole family can enjoy him. Now, as for that Raw Dog channel🤭🤐😝
Why is having ur pants off and eating sooo liberating? Nothing beats it tho
Please explain. TIA.
I heard the no pants thing 12 months ago now I only eat with no pants on.
Only regret is not hearing about it earlier
This dude has multiple personalities
This is many dudes and the audience
It's so entertaining I love it :)
The thumbnail made me call my sponsor. I'm addicted to humor and pizza.
Haha, Jim! Thanks! And yes, my stomach turned when you said, CINNABON. Haha
Jim pleaseeeee come to our BBQ Joint when you visit Houston! Huge fan and want you to try Texas BBQ! BloodBros BBQ! Come on down! By the way thanks for keepin us laughing during these crazy times it's much appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah maybe don't have the word blood in a BBQ joint name....
@@AndrewUSA there’s literally sauces called “devil’s spit”, I don’t think the word “blood” is going to phase many people who eat barbecue.
Lovin’ it
😘
I have such a headache from laughing. Always..but I don't stop 😂
That order panic bit is a perfect Brian Regan bit
The best part of delivery is playing "Beat the delivery guy"
2:05
Order panic is a real thing, lol 🤤
This ones really REALLY good
After an hour of watching the news, I need some Gaffigan!
I remember Jim's Cinnabon jokes, and was surprised when Lois CK started doing them as well.
Louis CK took it next level tho!!😆
Great work, I also laugh myself into a fit, yes a fit!!!
Soon you won't even have to speak... Online ordering has entered the chat lol
Chip, chop, chip… ok Jim we are listening. These clips are like eating Ben & Jerry’s once you start it’s hard to stop Jim. It’s late, I need to sleep now.
I have never watched your stand ups but I have listened to all them on pandora 😂
So funny how he looks up when speaking to waiters, etc. Hilarious !!!
😂😂😂 through the humour you do make the point of how lazy people have really become !
Love the “chip chop chip” part lol
Jim, back in the '70s Burger King or McDonald's (I forget which) introduced a meal that you were supposed to order by opening your mouth wide, pointing inside it, and grunting "AH!"
When ever I hear someone say 'McRib' I think...McSpam!
Jim is so funny and a very good actor also
And as we can see now, he has his pants off in a lot of Life, too. 😂👍🏼
My guilty pleasure is Fluff and peanut butter. While I wear pants.
Mines nutella on anything! Love that stuff
@@marietanner7538 That's pretty darn good too.
Mmmmm.cinnabon!!!😋💞
Ever eat a Cinnabun? Ya gotta take a nap halfway through. 😅
This guy kept me sane after a bad break up
First half was real good, second half below average for Jim. Plus cinnabon's are awesome! Jim is still one of my favorite always.
Jim is the funniest comedian ever n the planet and that’s no joke
Excess ketchup packets are just condensed tomato soup by another name, and spray cheese is an ESSENTIAL component of the Twinkie wiener sandwich. Babish tried making a gourmet alternative from scratch, but still concluded the yellow can goo gets the job done best.
According to Gaffigan- when it comes to delivery we’re big babies! Wahhh, Pizza yummie!
Pants-Free food Comedy delivered CHIP CHOP CHIP style!
Chip chop chip 🤣😂😀😆😁
The Cinnabon is so spot on.
I hadn’t seen this one before! 😂🤣😂🤣
I’m lactose intolerant and egg intolerant so finding a takeaway i can have is a fun challenge 🥺🥺😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You’re awesome man!
“Eh!
… EHHHHHHH!”
“All right, I’ll supersize it!”
I always get delivery panic lol
I'd rather eat then play operation! Chopsticks are a pain in the ass lol
I love that joke. I hate chopsticks. They are so primitive. I've always hated them but everybody else seems to always want to use them.
You'd rather eat and then play Operation?
@@drinkinslim - Spelling, punctuation... it's all optional these days.
The goat!
HaHa!!!! It's CHOP-CHOP Jim!!!! "Chip -Chop-Chip!!!!!" HaHa!!!!
GLUTTONY GALORE!🤣🤣🤣🍪🍪🍪🍪🍩🍩🍩🍪🍪🥧🥧🥤🥤🥄🍻🍻🍪🍩🎂🎂
can’t get enough.
We used to drop the extra condiment packets along with candy in the bags of kids trick-or-treating.
ha
Brilliant
@@jimgaffigan Hey Jim, Can we meet or talk on the phone sometime? I'd really like to make your acquaintance.
I'm laughing like a drain, .....and I don't even know what a cinnabun is!
you're a funny chap Jim,
...was looking forward to seeing you in London for my first live "Gaffigan experience,"
😒 ...ruddy bats! 🦇🥢
I have 3 favorite comedians, Jim Gaffigan, Doug Stanhope and Louis Ck! Nuff said.
AL13NM .Sebastian Maniscalco
Dont care how, i want it NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
This is so relatibl! LOL😂😂😂
Great now I want Cinnabon
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Chip chop chip 😂😂😂😂
Jim’s videos give structure to my days.
"Nothing more humiliating than starting with chopsticks and having to turn to the waiter. Yeah I can totally relate, the last place I want to be uncoordinated at is a Chinese Restaurant have my food go airborne and end up in someone else's dining area attempting to eat with chopsticks!. 🤦♀️
Love McRibs they don't have them long enough!
"Chip chop chip" lives rent free in head 😂😂😂😂 1:49
Hilarious as always!
Love your jokes…great for my health.