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I hope that whenever he does An Incorrect Summary of DMC3 he keeps playing Bury the Light to reaffirm Dante confirming Vergil does indeed always play it wherever he goes.
Well regular people don't dare mess with the IRS just look at Joker, not to mention this all took place in Florida. And you're crazier than Vergils schemes if you think they'd set up shop there.
Even in a parody, Vergil is so socially stunted I can't tell if he's trying to help or not. "Do you always have to bring a plastic chair?" "Yes, it comforts me." *several minutes later* "Do you accept payment in chairs?" That's one way to comfort your traumatized kid, Vergil.
Even under the whole I NEED MORE POWER! He really is just a shy, socially awkward dude. The menu screen after you finish the game where he sits with Nero really highlights this.
The fact that Nero in both videos is the most "normal" character in the entire cast is both the most accurate and less accurate description of Nero ever made
I mean, I think he is the only one to live a normal life before becoming a devil hunter. Dante and Vergil were the sons of Sparda, so I doubt they had normal life's. Just imagine sparda trying to play ball with them
@@davidrp39 """Normal"""", Nero's adopted family was killed by demons and he received Holy Knight training since he was a child, Sparda "being a father", is hard to imagine, but not unlikely, both Dante and Vergil when kids looked like were living rather normal lifes before the atack.
the most i know about DMC 5 "dante deletes reddit forever" "Virgil hires Virigil's brohter and virgil's son to defeat virgil so vergil can become vergil" "tax evasion"
Gotta love how the staement, "virgil hires virgil's brother and virgil's son to defeat virgil so that vergil can become vergil." Is technically correct
Correction: Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil. Featuring: Vergil on the Vergilstation Vergil.
14:59 Nero: * giving an "emotional" speech about family * You're both sides of the same coin, you're blood! Dante: Stay out of th- Nero: *BITCH I'M TALKING.* * backhands Dante across the screen * Acurrate. Perfect. Canon. Underrated.
in the game, nero says: neither of you are going to die. then dante approches him and slaps him. Dante is then like: You said nobody is going to die??? that bitch slap nearly killed me
Holly shit when you think about it this game IS about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so Vergil can become Vergil (Ft. Vergil)
@@Omega-jg4oq this new weapon works by being high risk high reward as Dante and everyone else in the room is forced to get fucked whenever the weapon is used
Seriously though the writing in this episode is great. I actually want something like this where some really powerful dudes try to kill each other up for tax
Vergil in the game: I am the storm that is approaching, provoking black clouds in isolation. Vergil in this summary: I am the storm that is escaping, evading parental obligations.
I just got the joke at 4:25 "My Name is fucking Kyle" "Nice try but names can't have sex" I didn't quite get it, until I realized Dante meant it as a verb not a sentence punctuator. I am stupid Edit: And apparently 400 other people needed this "OH THATS WHAT IT MEANT" moment too. Edit 2 shortly after the first one: When I say "it" when I am saying a verb not sentence punctuator, I am referring to Urizen's line's "Fucking", for those that might need the extra help.
He doesn't age cuz he stuck inside the demon world and tortured for decades " i dunno how demon world aging be like" , once he got away dat why he dusty cuz weak and seek his yamato for "motivation" , dante age just like normal being
The way Nero dies inside for about 5 frames when told his father is that Kpop dude who cut off his arm, split himself into a femboy and a demon only to then vore himself together again.
@@MegaManDied what would that do? your already on fire like, all the time, the WORLD ITSELF tries to put yall out with hurricanes 'n' shit, and even THAT doesn't work. a nuke would just make yall... stronger I feel...and a stronger florida man/woman/chuld is NOT what we need.
Nero comming in clutch with the character development. Went from "pay taxes" to "I think Virgil might have had a point" flourished into a real man by the end
2 things of note: 1. I can't believe how well Red Sun fits the Voltaic Knight fight, now I can never go back to his actual tune. 2. V saying "Wait, you dumb fuck" is now canon and I can't unhear it everytime I play that cutscene.
@@Resi1ience no, Casey Edwards was approached after the game's release to make this song. Vergil came out a year and a half after the game's initial release. Edit: if it were in the game files at launch, people would have data-mined the hell out of it.
"You're interrupting my MICHAEL JACKSON BREAK" "Your _what_ ?" "I NEED this, V." "Hey guys, it's me- _what the FUCK_ ...?" That entire sequence was so in-character for everyone that it felt like it could've been how the actual scene went.
@The Random Tuber56 "It's finally time to conclude the battle against Vergil in a game about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil become Vergil (featuring Vergil)"
@@deadweightnero It'd be silly to assume we get no follow-up given how financially and critically successful DMC5 has been. It was so successful they're doing (did? I don't remember) another animated show.
The reason the Bowser Squad tries to kill Dante is that because they were Vergil's nightmares, which were nightmares about the Angelo's, V was enraged when he first saw the Proto and Scudo Angelo's. The nightmare was there because Vergil was once Nelo Angelo (now Cavaliere Angelo, which is the upgraded Nelo Angelo) and since V merged with Urizen again and became Vergil, the Bowser Squad was finally free on what to do, since Dante killed them, it was the end of Vergil's old nightmares. It's called Familiars or Nightmares in the Wiki.
@@josbird tldr Virgil once was a mind controlled servant of the bad guy in DMC 1 so he has PTSD from that time the bowser squad are representation of that
“You’re a deadbeat” “And you’re a fed” “Tax evasion is a CRIME Vergil” “IT’S AN OBLIGATION” As a tax evader myself I can confirm that it is in fact an obligation to avoid paying taxes
@@scoutlox158 ua-cam.com/video/Jrg9KxGNeJY/v-deo.html this version is playing, its not the one used in the vergil vs dante fight for some reason idk ua-cam.com/video/Jrg9KxGNeJY/v-deo.html
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@@ralcogaming7674 probably. The problem is... taxes in America are dumb, in Italy they kinda have sense. Anyways taxes should be voluntary depending on the public service I want to use. Like, if you don't pay for healthcare taxes, you don't get to have a public health insurance.
Probably my favorite exchange in the entire video: "Hehehe, I think you have a good point, Nero." "And it starts with you paying my child support!" *Dead silence...* "Vergil?"
@@Oof_2nd so Urinate tells Possessor of the Drip that his name is Kyle (since everyone calls him Urine McGee) but Donatello hears something else. Uranimia: "My name is fucking Kyle!" What El Cazador de Demonios heard in that sentence was Astolfos looking ass demon half tell him that a literal 'name' is having sex with someone named Kyle. Nero's uncle quickly realizes that a name is not a being or a thing that can have sex and wittingly replies Vergil's brother: "Nice try but names can't have sex"
I know almost nothing about DMC so I just kinda assumed the plastic chair was actually a thing. I love the story behind it: someone on Twitter just said it would be funny if Vergil was sitting on that particular type of chair there.
I notice that Maxor has a funny way of referencing actual events and people with his hilarious scripts, what is the whole build-a-bear gatekeeping thing?
I love how Max mentions Nero's arm screwing with spacetime as weird, but says absolutely nothing about Vergil literally cutting the fabric of reality mid-fight.
@@dr.consumerock6798 the rag time devil breaker arm was built using a chunk of the Geryon horse that V fought, after he gave the chunk of it to Nico. Whether the arms use fragments of that horse or she figured out how to reverse engineer it are up for debate.
The story about Virgil hiring Virgil's brother and Virgil's son to defeat Virgil so that Virgil could become Virgil is the most accurate plot description, haha.
Vergil's theme being added at 11:05 was actually sick af. Safe to say it's a missed opportunity for Capcom, added so much impact and epicness on Vergil being introduced.
"It's finally time for the battle to conclude the game about Vergil hiring Vergil brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so Vergil can become Vergil featuring Vergil" Man i love Vergil May Cry 5: featuring Vergil
Initial expectations: good content with a sprinkle of tax fraud and V-tubers. Update: V-tubers: confirmed tax fraud: confirmed Good content: confirmed additional content: Micheal jackson, Pyro reference, more loud noises
This video was made by Vergil, writing by Vergil, editing by Vergil, voice acting by Vergil and finally Child support not given by Vergil Edit: Wow thanks for 1k
@@AC03115 I accidentally skipped the scene the first time because opening the Xbox dashboard skips cutscenes, but I just quit out of the mission then went back into it
Its the same thing with Metal Gear Rising and Doom, they are literally this powerful because they can hear their music. The even funnier thing is that its canon that the DOOMSlayer makes the music you hear while fighting demons
@@KeyboardTarantula No, if you look in the Fortress of DOOM there are a couple of clues, 1, The Slayer has a couple guitars indicating he plays, and 2 if you look on his computer screen in the back area he a couple mp3 files labeled various things like RIPANDTEARMIX.mp3 and stuff like that. He literally makes and mixes his own music, what a chad
Dante: "You're gonna pay, Vergil!" Vergil: "Let me be clear, Dante --I . WILL . NEVER . PAY" **Bury the Light started playing: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING--!** So much epicness for a simple statement of absolute denial against paying child support.
If they ever released DMC media where it's canonically revealed that Vergil's entire character arc was actually about needing the power to evade taxes and child support, I now realize that I would BE THERE FOR IT
"If you haven't watched the first part, you will be confused enough to qualify as a congressman" holy fuck I laughed so hard. this is how I know it's a max0r video, because I nearly died without being a minute in
I appreciate how by combining the actual audio with Bury the Light you managed to make the first Virgil scene way more badass than it ever was originally.
"My name is fucking Kyle" "Nice try but names can't have sex" Bro has single handedly taken out my entire week's worth of inhalers And I don't even have asthma
Through thorough analysis, I've found that the plot of Devil May Cry 5 is a metaphor for America, V being the average liberal, and Urizen being the average republican, and how both parties can only truly unite and form a better nation by sharing Vore via discord.
Hey all,
While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.
Whether you think it up to your current standards or not, it's fucking hilarious, keep on rocking the videos
Idk man, this video seems pretty good and pretty on par with your current videos
I will watch all of your content regardless. Have a nice day
this is still one of my favourites today, thanks for visiting an older video though lmao
The memes you generated with this will live forever.
But improvement is always welcome
I love that canonically, Bury the Light plays when Vergil is on screen and has to physically turn it off.
And that the speakers are in his book
It's a testament to the song itself that even Max0r can't find a good way to fawk it up.
Lmao Add me on Discord
I hope that whenever he does An Incorrect Summary of DMC3 he keeps playing Bury the Light to reaffirm Dante confirming Vergil does indeed always play it wherever he goes.
@@megasoniczx6960 Don't forget; he also always brings his chair. And if you want it, you'll have to take it...
The most ridiculous part of this was how fast Nero reached a live person at the IRS.
Well regular people don't dare mess with the IRS just look at Joker, not to mention this all took place in Florida. And you're crazier than Vergils schemes if you think they'd set up shop there.
There are live people at the IRS? I thought it was all bots.
Yes
That's why when I need to talk to the IRS I just don't pay taxes-Vergil if he paid taxes at all.
I have the impression that the IRS is just one huge answering machine.
"But if you do that you'll be trapped in Florida forever!"
"Why do you think Vergil's going? There's no income tax."
Milenials(that aren't internet famous or have millionaire parents) :"get up soldier, we are leaving (to go to Florida)"
And then the synchronised "fuck off"
By God he's right!
16:03
"but there has to be another wa-"
"f u c k o f f ."
Even in a parody, Vergil is so socially stunted I can't tell if he's trying to help or not.
"Do you always have to bring a plastic chair?"
"Yes, it comforts me."
*several minutes later*
"Do you accept payment in chairs?"
That's one way to comfort your traumatized kid, Vergil.
Omg that was the joke? Amazing
Even under the whole I NEED MORE POWER! He really is just a shy, socially awkward dude. The menu screen after you finish the game where he sits with Nero really highlights this.
taking it and making it autism representation for myself
Best part is that Nero said _maybe_ .
New autistic headcanon dropped
The fact that Nero in both videos is the most "normal" character in the entire cast is both the most accurate and less accurate description of Nero ever made
I mean, if we compare him to Dante and vergil...
@@_12k70 i dont understand, you are going to forgive me.
I mean, I think he is the only one to live a normal life before becoming a devil hunter. Dante and Vergil were the sons of Sparda, so I doubt they had normal life's. Just imagine sparda trying to play ball with them
@@davidrp39 """Normal"""", Nero's adopted family was killed by demons and he received Holy Knight training since he was a child, Sparda "being a father", is hard to imagine, but not unlikely, both Dante and Vergil when kids looked like were living rather normal lifes before the atack.
That happend in his late teens 12k. Dante and virgil's life got ruined when they were kids.
the most i know about DMC 5
"dante deletes reddit forever"
"Virgil hires Virigil's brohter and virgil's son to defeat virgil so vergil can become vergil"
"tax evasion"
Special Edition, now with 50% more oncoming violent weather patterns that may or may not increase your drive to accomplish things.
And that middle bit is actually 100% true! That means the rest must also be true!
@@thewingsoffried-om and 50% more vergil
"Featuring Vergil from the devil May cry series"
Vergil May Cry 5: Tax Evasion Edition
With 75% more Vergil now!
“Tax evasion is a crime, Vergil!”
“It’s an OBLIGATION!”
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I didn't know Vergil was actually DSP.
13:00 I love that you put in the accurate sound of a plastic chair being moved as Vergil stood up.
*Trrrrrrrr*
that’s part of the mod
@@Helios810 I don’t think it is, but who knows
uM WhAtS tHe NaME oF tHeS oNG pLeAsE
Wait
There is the sound of the chair??!
Ffs
Gotta love how the staement, "virgil hires virgil's brother and virgil's son to defeat virgil so that vergil can become vergil." Is technically correct
You forgot to add the fact that it features Virgil
Wait is it Vergil or is it Virgil with an I?
@@jabezmanch1323 it's Vergil
Correction:
Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.
Featuring: Vergil on the Vergilstation Vergil.
featuring ~~Dante~~ Vergil from the Devil May Cry series
The lore of Dante being a fake IRS agent and Vergils tax evasions are now canonical in my head thanks to you.
Wait, you mean that WASN'T the actual story?
Just like your name suggests, you have ascended to Devil Hood.
I mean I don't think Vergil's had a house for a long time.
Realistically Dante probably did impersonate an irs agent to kill some rich people using demonic power for evil
@@bitethedust3561 sadly it's not, but let's just say it's canon here
Any strong villain: *exists*
Max0r: “is this Jeff Bezos?”
Maxor is a time travelar who became decadent while watching 4chan memes and is now foreshadowing using UA-cam videos but is too lazy to do shit
When we are gonna see Bill Gates, or Mark Zuckenberg Aka "The Zucc"?
I swear this is all just one big “Jeff Bezos cinematic universe”.
@@anothernumber6679 dump it
I read that as Armstrong at first and I couldn't be any further from the truth.
14:59
Nero: * giving an "emotional" speech about family * You're both sides of the same coin, you're blood!
Dante: Stay out of th-
Nero: *BITCH I'M TALKING.* * backhands Dante across the screen *
Acurrate. Perfect. Canon. Underrated.
It kinda IS what happens in canon.
The funniest thing is that's effectively what happens.
in the game, nero says: neither of you are going to die. then dante approches him and slaps him. Dante is then like: You said nobody is going to die??? that bitch slap nearly killed me
umm no, what happens is as L.A.G said
@@merp5142 " "Not going to die" my ass! That bitch slap almost killed me"
Holly shit when you think about it this game IS about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so Vergil can become Vergil (Ft. Vergil)
(Prod. Vergil)
What
Vergilification moment
I mean Vergil is the best Vergil to ever Vergil so I'm happy.
Yo dawg I heard you like Vergil
"I hope he gets to Nero soon instead of fucking with the bike."
"Now it's time to Fuck With The Bike."
Comedic timing at it’s finest
@@RetroRadianceLight comedic time to fuck with the bike
I play this part on repeat!!! LOL
Which it is immune Dante for being stunned..
@@Omega-jg4oq this new weapon works by being high risk high reward as Dante and everyone else in the room is forced to get fucked whenever the weapon is used
These are slowly getting more and more incomprehensible.
I know. I love it.
*its perfect*
@@DuTrom me too, I feel like watching this is giving me ADHD.
And I love it
For me they’re just getting MORE comprehensive considering my brain cells are killing themselves to help understand it
15:19 "Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so Vergil could become Vergil." 😂
"Featuring Vergil"
@@ianjohns5701 On the Vergilstation V Vergil Edition with a free Vergil
Featuring Vergil from Devil May Cry series
its not even incorrect lmao
Featuring Vergil
13:52
Dante : Tax Evasion is a crime vergil !
Vergil : Its an obligation !
best anime rivalry quotes
Anime is Anime
Seriously though the writing in this episode is great. I actually want something like this where some really powerful dudes try to kill each other up for tax
Vergil is from Argentina. Confirmed.
“And it starts with you paying for my child support Vergil.”
.....
....
... “Vergil?”
*le stabs his son with his own arm*
*bury the lights starts playing*
*laughs in tax evasion*
Vergil: "I'm turning on my theme song"
No Nero, it starts with me beating you.
That Vergil reveal at 11:00 may actually be better than the one in the game.
If the song existed when vanilla released, you knoooow it would've been just like that
@@greenshadow131 what the of that song btw
@@emperorjoker9240 bury the light
@@kooe9554 🙏🏾
If only Bury the Light existed then...
Vergil in the game: I am the storm that is approaching, provoking black clouds in isolation.
Vergil in this summary: I am the storm that is escaping, evading parental obligations.
(Nero two seconds later) Pay for my child support dad! (Vergil) Nope.
Underrated comment of the year.
" I'm the Changer of my Naaaaaaaaaaameeeeee!"
Life in flaames
I have been taxed!!
Explaining Holo live lore would take at least a 8 hour video essay and that would just be volume 1 of 8
and in each volume it would increase by 2 hours
"Better start now than later!"
4:19 you see the cake tho
surprise seeing u here
3 volumes would be needed for Haachama alone
"Why is the dog gay?"
Max asking the big questions here.
why isn't the dog gay?
Every Hololive girl is gay. It's in their contract.
@@bfnmo7750 This is not an insult. The VTuber community knows it's a requirement to at least be 69% lesbian
To assert the dominance, duh.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh we can get aome good yuri doujin
Nero sexually harassing the virgin part of his dad is the most unsettling but hilarious part of this video.
Oh Jesus Christ I didn't even realize
fuckin when? lol
@@dante.2639 10:10
And also perving at him prior lol
we thought they were in Florida but it's actually Alabama
I just got the joke at 4:25
"My Name is fucking Kyle"
"Nice try but names can't have sex"
I didn't quite get it, until I realized Dante meant it as a verb not a sentence punctuator.
I am stupid
Edit: And apparently 400 other people needed this "OH THATS WHAT IT MEANT" moment too.
Edit 2 shortly after the first one: When I say "it" when I am saying a verb not sentence punctuator, I am referring to Urizen's line's "Fucking", for those that might need the extra help.
That is actually genius
Oh my god thank you, I finally got it
I don't get it...
@@godnyx117 my name (as person) is fucking (as action) kyle (another person)
@@godnyx117 they mean that “My name is *Fucking* Kyle” as in the name is physically fucking a guy named Kyle
"Vergil might have had a point"
And so the story of tax evasion continues
Like father like son. XD
DMC6 confirmed
Vergil may Evade Taxes: featuring Vergil
"The Legend continues..."
Memes passed on
“Vergil might have a point”
*oh no*
I T' S A N O B L I G A T I O N
*T H E I R S I S A F R A U D*
*I W I L L N E V E R P A Y*
" U GUYZ PAYIN TAXES? "
at least he's not paying with chairs
Dante: looks like an middle aged man still living his 80s life
Vergil: it's just Vergil. He hasn't changed even a little.
Nah, he did change... his coat, somehow... How did that happen?
to me he looks alot older than in the three games ive actually played
He doesn't age cuz he stuck inside the demon world and tortured for decades " i dunno how demon world aging be like" , once he got away dat why he dusty cuz weak and seek his yamato for "motivation" , dante age just like normal being
WRONG! He got more attractive.
@@tonedeafcc gay
Nero: "don't kill V so sexy noo"
V: *is basically Nero's father*
Me: *becomes confused enough to qualify as a congressman*
Same
Does this mean that Nero technically called his own father sexy?
@@ZarkayaWell, his dad’s Vergil, can you blame him?
@@Helios810 Nope.
Tbf, he didn't know it at the time
Fun Fact: Nero's and Vergil's hairstyles go the opposite direction
yes? but also cuz it was opposite dante's hair back in dmc3. but good eye anyway!
Vergil's goes backward, Nero's goes forwards.
Dude what's next? V's name comes from Vergil? Impossible, cause what happens to Ergil?
@@SirBigWater You got it wrong, the V comes from 'Virgin' according to this video
@@holdtightasznee1939 then the "Irgin" become "The Chad"
The fact that Max0r added the sound of the chair scraping when Vergil got up makes you appreciate the amount of effort that goes into these videos
Its actually part of the mod that added the chair
Yeah theres an entire mod for vergil chair and its required to play the game
@@DmpstrPirate Ffs first the MLP book and now a single chair is modded.
@@chillax319
What was the original chair?
@@garr_inc Weird tentacle/tree like thingie. With a back piece far far higher than modded chair.
The way Nero dies inside for about 5 frames when told his father is that Kpop dude who cut off his arm, split himself into a femboy and a demon only to then vore himself together again.
What really makes that scene is Dante going "have fun Nero. ..........Fucking dick" XD
who is implied he is attracted to said femboy.
@@_Tzer Nero got catfished on Roblox by his own dad
That's a sentence that can be said in the English language.
@@flamingcat1101
That’s a line I genuinely wouldn’t’ve be surprised to hear in this video
10:35 is my favorite joke in the video cause it's such an innocent question and it just comes and goes
Bro let his white side come out a bit 💀
“Why do you think Vergil is going, there is no income tax” I Lost it I just totally lost it Lmao
"we have to sever Florida from the rest of the United states with a comically large saw"
@@mercury2157 As a Floridian, please do us and you all a favor and nuke us off the map
@@MegaManDied what would that do? your already on fire like, all the time, the WORLD ITSELF tries to put yall out with hurricanes 'n' shit, and even THAT doesn't work.
a nuke would just make yall... stronger I feel...and a stronger florida man/woman/chuld is NOT what we need.
☝️
This guy gets it.
@@MegaManDied After we nuke California
13:02 i can hear the scraping sound of legend
he originally wasnt going to add it due to the animation. i yelled at him :3
If you want it...
SCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPE
...then you'll have to take it
Ok so Vergil is dodging child support and evading taxes while Dante is broke AF. Sounds pretty accurate
It's canon
Legit that’s canon
Canon at that
It's why Virgil has custom imported coats and Dante has to stick with Burlington coat factory 🤣🤣🤣
@@swiftstrike4044 and why his fucking power keeps going out...
13:50 My two uncles at a family gathering: “We promise we won’t get political.”
Four drinks later:
11:04 unironically, putting Vergil’s theme on his entrance is super badass and much better than the actual game
I do play Vergils theme at this point in the Vergil DLC
Damnthey fucked up then
I was so dissapointed when it didn't play in the game
It's almost like this theme didn't even exist at that point, crazy huh?
@@thechugg4372 wait when was the theme made?
“names can’t have sex”
-wacky yahoo pizza man
“You either get with the flow or take a second slow.” Pizza al Dante
Rule 34: If something exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Porn is sex...so...therefore name in fact CAN have sex.
I'll see myself out.
would smash
“You’re a deadbeat!”
“And you’re a Fed!”
“Tax Evasion is a crime, Vergil!”
“IT’S AN OBLIGATION!”
Based.
"ALL WOMEN, ARE QUEENS!!!"
"IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOT!!!"
Vergil is a part of the 1% hence why its a obligation for him
@@theengineer2650 lmao
Chad
I expected him to say “taxation is theft”
Nero comming in clutch with the character development.
Went from "pay taxes" to "I think Virgil might have had a point" flourished into a real man by the end
He wasn’t in favour of paying taxes, he was in favour of getting his child support.
2 things of note:
1. I can't believe how well Red Sun fits the Voltaic Knight fight, now I can never go back to his actual tune.
2. V saying "Wait, you dumb fuck" is now canon and I can't unhear it everytime I play that cutscene.
I cannot agree more, i need to listen to Red Sun while i fight him now.
Where does Red Sun come from, I thought it was awesome.
@@infamousplayer8772 Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. You're doing yourself a disservice by not playing it.
@@SapunMan can I play it on PS4?
@@infamousplayer8772 PS3, X360, PC
I'm disappointed Vergil's theme doesn't actually play during that cutscene like you made it, its so perfect.
To be fair, that theme released over a year after the game's release XD
@@Xyler94 actually, i think the song was in the files since launch
@@Resi1ience no, Casey Edwards was approached after the game's release to make this song. Vergil came out a year and a half after the game's initial release.
Edit: if it were in the game files at launch, people would have data-mined the hell out of it.
10:58 for the repeats.
Well, the song came with the vergil dlc in special edition so sadly it didn't exist when the actual game came out to put on the cutscenes
I'm filled with regret that I can't share this masterpiece with anyone in my life because no one will understand it.
That is the point make sure they never understand
I am so ALONE
Only people with the crippling disability of a high IQ would be able to understand it.
We are in too deep brother, maybe it's a good thing that nobody can understand
Lol my friend was able to understand
11:28, "Oh sorry gentlemen I've left my theme song running"
Virgil, Imma tell you something right now. NEVER apologize for playing your theme, ever.
"You're interrupting my MICHAEL JACKSON BREAK"
"Your _what_ ?"
"I NEED this, V."
"Hey guys, it's me- _what the FUCK_ ...?"
That entire sequence was so in-character for everyone that it felt like it could've been how the actual scene went.
It was
I love how he left that sequence MOSTLY UNEDITED
Question, how do you do the italics on youtube?
@@superd8826 You put an underscore (this thing: _ ) before and after what you want in italics.
@@splitjawjanitor5369 _thanks man!_
14:55
"You're two sides of the same coin. You're blood-"
"Stay out of thi-"
"BITCH I'M TALKING"
yeah pretty much
ALL OF THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HE-EAD
@The Random Tuber56 "It's finally time to conclude the battle against Vergil in a game about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil become Vergil (featuring Vergil)"
“You know what, Vergil might’ve had a point” is basically Nero’s Bloody Palace ending, and probably the plot for the next game
next game. HA. thats funny
@@deadweightnero It'd be silly to assume we get no follow-up given how financially and critically successful DMC5 has been. It was so successful they're doing (did? I don't remember) another animated show.
@@DemonLordRaiden wait what,theyre doing another one??
@@sourgaming7900 yes
@@DemonLordRaiden when's it coming out
The reason the Bowser Squad tries to kill Dante is that because they were Vergil's nightmares, which were nightmares about the Angelo's, V was enraged when he first saw the Proto and Scudo Angelo's. The nightmare was there because Vergil was once Nelo Angelo (now Cavaliere Angelo, which is the upgraded Nelo Angelo) and since V merged with Urizen again and became Vergil, the Bowser Squad was finally free on what to do, since Dante killed them, it was the end of Vergil's old nightmares. It's called Familiars or Nightmares in the Wiki.
bruh you completely missed the joke about "angry lore nerds typing up a comment" didn't you? max0r probably knows which is why he made that joke
@@dankerbell ik ik, just info for anyone confused
@@jmsta.romana4660 im still lost lol
@@josbird bruh lmao
@@josbird tldr Virgil once was a mind controlled servant of the bad guy in DMC 1 so he has PTSD from that time the bowser squad are representation of that
“You’re a deadbeat”
“And you’re a fed”
“Tax evasion is a CRIME Vergil”
“IT’S AN OBLIGATION”
As a tax evader myself I can confirm that it is in fact an obligation to avoid paying taxes
10 reason why not pay tax
Pay tax is cring
Dude just self snitched
Dante will find you.
how are you still alive
11:03 not gonna lie vergil's intro would be 10x more badass if the song was playing
Agreed
it is playing
@@idwrewind1175 I have no idea if you're joking but in the actual game, they go for a quiet track that doesn't fit with the reveal of Vergil
@@scoutlox158 ua-cam.com/video/Jrg9KxGNeJY/v-deo.html this version is playing, its not the one used in the vergil vs dante fight for some reason idk ua-cam.com/video/Jrg9KxGNeJY/v-deo.html
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"Tax evasion is a crime, Virgil!"
"It's an obligation!"
Ya know...I gotta agree with Virgil on this one
DW
Dante does not pay them anyways
they're italian after all, we don't pay taxes
@@andryuu_2000 Am half Sicilian, can confirm.
@@andryuu_2000 is that why I hate taxes? Here I thought I was a libertarian turns out Its just the Italy in my blood
@@ralcogaming7674 probably.
The problem is... taxes in America are dumb, in Italy they kinda have sense.
Anyways taxes should be voluntary depending on the public service I want to use. Like, if you don't pay for healthcare taxes, you don't get to have a public health insurance.
@@ralcogaming7674 Anyways lib unity
Probably my favorite exchange in the entire video:
"Hehehe, I think you have a good point, Nero."
"And it starts with you paying my child support!"
*Dead silence...*
"Vergil?"
"Why is the Dog Gay?"
*TOP* *10* *QUESTIONS* *THAT* *SCIENCE* *CAN'T* *ANSWER*
She is 156m tall collects fingers and punches stuff dead.. Science doesn't even get to ask the question
Because to many people didnt recieve a proper education and childhood
Now we know what the dog doin
Might I know the source of your accursed PekoRys pfp?
"This is beyond science"
"My name is Kyle"
"Nice try, but names can't have sex"
Had me fucking rolling.
*My name is fucking Kyle~
Dante just took it as a verb~
I finally get the joke!!!
@@co7769 I don't :/
@@Oof_2nd so Urinate tells Possessor of the Drip that his name is Kyle (since everyone calls him Urine McGee) but Donatello hears something else.
Uranimia: "My name is fucking Kyle!"
What El Cazador de Demonios heard in that sentence was Astolfos looking ass demon half tell him that a literal 'name' is having sex with someone named Kyle.
Nero's uncle quickly realizes that a name is not a being or a thing that can have sex and wittingly replies
Vergil's brother: "Nice try but names can't have sex"
@@co7769 you can't just condense all the memes in one comment, that's illegal!
"You're a deadbeat."
"And you're a FED"
When I tell you I had to pause the video because I started laughing so much
When you tell me what?
I know almost nothing about DMC so I just kinda assumed the plastic chair was actually a thing.
I love the story behind it: someone on Twitter just said it would be funny if Vergil was sitting on that particular type of chair there.
That chair and the mlp book are actually mods
@@DashBolt this is the best information ever. thank you
Those chairs are really comfortable tho
As a person who finished dmc today i was deeply dissapointed when the plastic chair wasnt there
@@gdmalin7128 I'm playing DMCV for the first time and made sure to install the chair mod ASAP to get the true crying devil experience.
"Inside every good redditor is an even gooder woman"
This explains so much
Add it to the fact that V codes in Arch Linux 🤭😂
Lies, everyone knows Redditors are virgins.
I know he didn’t really die, per se, but V’s last words being “add me on discord” is hilarious to me
That was Urizen, not V.
"It's called vore!"
"Add me on Discord [I'm interested]!"
@@d4rksonic474 bro its Jeff Bezos, get it right
@@candicejoesugoma8410 *"MY NAME IS KYLE!"*
@@weirdfish09 Nice try but names can't have sex
@@vic_00hx GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
The fact you can say "It's time for the most fun boss battle in the whole game" more than once is actually a massive compliment to this gem of a game.
"Fuck off fed, I'm about to die. Have you ever heard of the Make A Wish Foundation?"
I fucking laughed.
moments before V fused with Urizen:
"wait who would care if i was a fed but VERGIL?? holup.."
@@vsbungthe ingame script also like that. Dante fails to realize that V is part of Vergil until the very last moment.
I love that V / Vergil's entire motivation is keeping Dante (a poor Italian) out of Build a Bear Workshop. Sibling pettiness on point.
I love that Dante’s doing all this just to get a Teddy bear.
I assume that, like Vergil and his chair, he finds it comforting
is V racist?
I notice that Maxor has a funny way of referencing actual events and people with his hilarious scripts, what is the whole build-a-bear gatekeeping thing?
I love how Max mentions Nero's arm screwing with spacetime as weird, but says absolutely nothing about Vergil literally cutting the fabric of reality mid-fight.
To be fair, one was made by a super powerful demon and the other is an expendable robot arm made in a van
@@morbidmordred5684 that arm was built using a time manipulating horse
@@disquietellie I'm sorry but what?
@@dr.consumerock6798 the rag time devil breaker arm was built using a chunk of the Geryon horse that V fought, after he gave the chunk of it to Nico. Whether the arms use fragments of that horse or she figured out how to reverse engineer it are up for debate.
@@disquietellie oh
without context sounds way funnier ngl 💀
The story about Virgil hiring Virgil's brother and Virgil's son to defeat Virgil so that Virgil could become Virgil is the most accurate plot description, haha.
Featuring Vergil
Vergil's theme being added at 11:05 was actually sick af. Safe to say it's a missed opportunity for Capcom, added so much impact and epicness on Vergil being introduced.
BTL didn't exist yet.
@@dontec466 Oh shit fr? Didn't know
There’s probably a mod for that
@@siliswest498 FR I was thinking just that
@@siliswest498there is and it's nowhere near as good as max0r's version
I like how they actually swaped the model of the seat virgil makes to a plastic chair. The commitment.
Actually that's not an edit he put in it's a mod
@@khaos_the_fox it is? I THOUGHT THAT WAS IN THE ACTUAL GAME
@@kuze1930 Same dude it seemed fitting xD
@@kuze1930 nope its a mod.
@@JTawesome92 yes the person I commented on cleared this up for me
"It's finally time for the battle to conclude the game about Vergil hiring Vergil brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so Vergil can become Vergil featuring Vergil"
Man i love Vergil May Cry 5: featuring Vergil
and that Vergil still forked us five more bucks to play as complete Vergil bastard scammed to pay the child support with charging Nero bank account
featuring Vergil from the Vergil may Judgement Cut series.
So I sent the "Tax Evasion is a Crime, Vergil" "It's an obligation" clip to my sister, and she said "And it's an honour."
Is she free?
@@godnyx117 If you live in Scotland and are a Woman, quite possibly
@@Frozenkoldfury No to both, lol!
@@Frozenkoldfury Wait a minute, women don’t have to pay taxes in Scotland?
@@ALJ9000 No, they do. But she's a Student, so she doesn't
Pov: The first interaction you have with your son is you cutting his arm off. Great parenting Vergil, definitely motivated him.
Not a pov but whatever
Did you set Urizen up as Jeff Bezos entirely for a contrived "Eat the rich" joke?
Fucking chad, honestly.
WORTH IT
HOW CAN OLD MEN GATEKEEP *_B U I L D A B E A R W O R K S H O P ?_*
"-Does he always play that song?!
-Yes."
You are absolutely amazing
Initial expectations: good content with a sprinkle of tax fraud and V-tubers.
Update: V-tubers: confirmed tax fraud: confirmed
Good content: confirmed additional content: Micheal jackson, Pyro reference, more loud noises
You forgot to mention the important inclusion of reddit, and being cringe or based
Also the metal gear rising songs
All I need is Bury the Light, and they delivered
Where was the Pyro reference?
@@whatever63644 10:46
11:01 Vergil's entry along with his iconic theme is soo good XD.
What's the name of the music?
@@-TJGR Bury the Light
@@echidnanatsuki882 thanks
@@walfip_ my mistake
@@MegatronSturdy happens, it's alr
This video was made by Vergil, writing by Vergil, editing by Vergil, voice acting by Vergil and finally Child support not given by Vergil
Edit: Wow thanks for 1k
Vergil May Vergil V: Child Support Edition Featuring Vergil from Tax Evasion Series
Do you know what else wasn't given by Vergil? Any fucks
@@EternalVirgin Vergil Vergil Vergil V: Vergil Edition
The fact that Vergil CONSTANTLY has his music theme on wherever he goes is something I can totally picture him doing, lmao. XD
I had to remind my friends who don't know DMC that 5:25 is nearly unedited and actually happens in the game.
Ninja theory made a joke about Dante is a gay cowboy, they took that idea and ran with it, I love it
I lost my shit laughing at this scene when I played the game for the first time!
@@AC03115 I accidentally skipped the scene the first time because opening the Xbox dashboard skips cutscenes, but I just quit out of the mission then went back into it
Last Christmas collective concioussness
Dante isn’t a fake IRS agent he’s just really, really, enthusiastic about making people pay taxes
Somehow you did the "Vergil returns synced to Bury the Light" thing better than anyone else on YT
Cause max gives a fuck about his craft tbh. Passion will bring greatness if you let it
He did it for the lols and it was amazing
"Somehow" we're talking about max0r god of editing right here
Anybody else think his V impression is unironically REALLY fucking good?
It does sound like actual V doesn't it? I mean it kinda sounds like he has strep throat, or has an asthma attack everytime he isn't on screen.
This is a beautiful thumbnail and whoever helped you make it is definetly 100% really cool
Wait a sec are u a time traveler
Did you make the thumbnail?
@@Bruh-qx5ny Perks of being ̶s̶t̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ a patreon member
@@matt6223 Nah, I just gave him the freecam tool he used to make it
@@lugia19 that's cool, thanks for helping make this video. It's very funny
2:35 Red Sun: The Song So Good Max0r used in a completely unrelated game summary.
The fact that it’s canon Vergil can hear his own theme tune makes me believe he’s aware of how based he is
Its the same thing with Metal Gear Rising and Doom, they are literally this powerful because they can hear their music. The even funnier thing is that its canon that the DOOMSlayer makes the music you hear while fighting demons
@@derpdude32 So that explains why BFG Division and The only thing they fear is you is always playing when I am around him.
No way bro 😂
@@derpdude32 what, is there some terminal page about some civilian hearing distant music get louder as he gets closer.
@@KeyboardTarantula No, if you look in the Fortress of DOOM there are a couple of clues, 1, The Slayer has a couple guitars indicating he plays, and 2 if you look on his computer screen in the back area he a couple mp3 files labeled various things like RIPANDTEARMIX.mp3 and stuff like that. He literally makes and mixes his own music, what a chad
I love that the Michael Jackson break doesn't even need a tacked on joke.
The game is just insane on it's own.
Wait that actually happened and wansn't a mmv spliced in?
@@tempy2440 not only that, but I'm pretty shure the audio wasnt even changed from the actual game
That MJ break was 100% part of it. With Dante going Woo ooh ooh and all.
That isn't even the silliest scene in the series.
@@Resi1ience that might go to the dmc 3 missle scene or the dmc4 Shakespeare scene
The tax evasion apple, Jeff's true goal.
IT'S AN OBLIGATION
Dante: "You're gonna pay, Vergil!"
Vergil: "Let me be clear, Dante --I . WILL . NEVER . PAY"
**Bury the Light started playing: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING--!**
So much epicness for a simple statement of absolute denial against paying child support.
Jokes about Nero's child support,
But never plays the Bury the Guilt Parody.
This
I was half expecting that in the Dante vs Vergil battle
I was waiting for Bury The Guilt to play at the last battle too damn. Lol
I was disappointed when I didnt hear it.
@@kell9629 True!
"Inside every redditor is a gooder women." - ConFistUs
So that's why there are no girls on the internet, they all look like redditors
10:59 at this point, I just got fucking chills! Your execution of Vergil's scene is amazing!
Same. It's done so well.
"Why do you think Vergil's coming? There's no income tax."
Vergil (AKA JEFF BEZOS, Urizen and Kyle): Let me be clear Dante, *I WILL NEVER PAY*
"Do you accept payment in plastic chairs?"
Wait he's also Jeff Bezos?
Ohhhh nooooooo...
Tax evasion it's a crime vergil
@@echo9932 Therefore in Max0r Lore, DMC5 is a sequel to Ace Combat 7.
@@I.C-0wl It's a obligation!
13:16 I cannot understate how badass this is
I was rewatching the video while reading comments and I literally got to this comment as he started saying it and it just restarted the sentence 💀
I WILL NEVER PAY.
I WILL NEVER
P A Y
"I HAVE FINALLY CONSTRUCTED THE TAX EVASION APPLE"
Oh so that's what Eve bit into...
It’s the reason God tosses humankind out of Paradise, they
stopped paying their monthly housing dues
@@davidthor4405 makes perfect sense to me
Absolute sense
If they ever released DMC media where it's canonically revealed that Vergil's entire character arc was actually about needing the power to evade taxes and child support, I now realize that I would BE THERE FOR IT
"If you haven't watched the first part, you will be confused enough to qualify as a congressman" holy fuck I laughed so hard. this is how I know it's a max0r video, because I nearly died without being a minute in
Without even being ten fucking seconds in, more like. xD
This is how they gonna explain it when Miami goes underwater in ten years.
Pretty sure RvB did that already
Miami got nuked in the 90s tho
One of the few upsides to sea level rise
I appreciate how by combining the actual audio with Bury the Light you managed to make the first Virgil scene way more badass than it ever was originally.
Foolish Koss, It Is not Virgil it's Vergil. You are not worthy as my opponent.
"My name is fucking Kyle"
"Nice try but names can't have sex"
Bro has single handedly taken out my entire week's worth of inhalers
And I don't even have asthma
those idiots left me behind? what was he gonna say about my mom again?
Love you Deadweight!
Through thorough analysis, I've found that the plot of Devil May Cry 5 is a metaphor for America, V being the average liberal, and Urizen being the average republican, and how both parties can only truly unite and form a better nation by sharing Vore via discord.
I find it more fitting that two parties are inherently one and the same. Because they pecking are.
2:48 "Dante deletes Reddit forever"
Thank god.
Well hello there.
Now im sad.
If I had a Dollar for every time I saw a Genderbent Vergil/Dante/Nero/V I would be rich
What's the song playing before it at 2:32?
@@angelslayer4566 Red Sun, Sundowner's theme.