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No wonder this video is over half an hour long, that guy literally wrote a novel on foot deodorant
That's more than what I write in an essay😂
I laughed, I cried, that review is the complete experience
"The lobotomite OVER THERE has an odor so HORRID that I can smell it's penises TROUGH THE SCREEN" The Think Tank (probably)
From 2:05 to 6:36, 4 minutes and 31 seconds is a hell of a length for a review.
His review was a foot long 😂
The "Is this bird safe" review on a pizza baking stone probably refers to it being unsafe to cook with nonstick pans near pet birds, as their respiratory system is sensitive
Please correct me if I'm wrong
huh i didn't know that
Omg!!! Verify!!! 🙀🙀🙀
Just commented this and saw your reply. You are correct
I have birds. I can verify that yes, certain pans can be dangerous to use when birds are in the room. I alway cook with my birds in a different room just to be safe
@@lordoffrostIt's correct PTFE and PFOAs are deadly to parrots, even just headed to 300°F they can kill a bird 2 rooms over, and they're often applied to all sorts of cookware and space heaters.
I made a friend some shopping bags, and she complained that the bag got heavy when she put shopping in it. She said it was my fault because the handles were too long , and not because of the amount of stuff she was trying to carry 🙄
Just be happy you weren't into dungeons and dragons with her knowing about it. She would ask you to make her a bag of holding.
@@EsotericBibleSecrets I had to Google that, thanks I learned something new today.
Yes, I agree with you :)
But longer handles means you can have it around your arm and in your hand, distributing the weight. Or cross the handle and have it be thicker, also reducing potential strain on your hands. Unless it is merely string, or something.
@@insaincaldo I think it was more the fact she is an unfit 50 year old carrying 3 bottles of milk ( 2lt ) as well as other shopping in the one bag. The bag can hold that much, yes, I made them to not break too easily . But shouldn't she be aware of her capabilities .
The bags I make are like tote bags, shoulder bag handle a little over a inch wide. Well actually I can make the bags or handles any size I want, That's the joy of making your own stuff, it's custom made
in "SuzyQ's" defense, Maybe if there was no such thing as removing bad reviews so sellers can save their own narcissistic asses, she wouldn't be writing the review the way she did, I've seen someone do it before.
Putting things in a bag makes it heavy dame never would've thought that one
It will even get heavier if you put in a bunch of lighters.
Yeah, every other bag has hammerspace. Shitty product to not have hammerspace.
It seems they were expecting a bag of holding.
that bra strap at 20:35 looks to be fully tightened... you can see 2 parallel laces
That was my thought, too
Right! Didn't see this before I commented the same thing 😅
The bird safe question is because only certain pans and trays are safe to be used in homes with pet birds. This is because some coatings used on pans, when heated, can release a chemical harmful and sometimes fatal to birds.
20:42 those bra straps are absolutely *not* fully loosened. If they were, there'd be no double strand bit like next to her hand and also the adjuster slide (little rectangle thing) would be near the little circle clip near the front of the bra, not at the opposite end. This strap looks fully tightened, not fully loosened.
I thought that too, although I also have a bra that has a clip placed about half-way up that I can't tighten the straps beyond, so I wondered if these ones had a ring or something on the strap and had gotten inside the loop? Meaning the strap guide could only go up to that. But that is some wild-ass speculation.
5 stars to the guy who's wife attacked him with an epilator in the middle of the night. Pro tip, if you want to put yourself through the torture of plucking out your hairs with one, use a soothing lotion afterwards, your skin will thank you.😂
Thw shoe spray review deserves a movie adaptation.
About the bra at 20:20 - the point is that the straps are NOT fully loosened, but the opposite. You can see the strap is doubled right next to her finger. So she's just dumm, doesn't know how bra straps work, and posts proof to "the inter web, sigh".
bro literally said beege 😭😊
Jack with his moaning and Greek chorus (of himself) just brightens up my day! 🥰💋💖
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3:49 In the 16th century, “closet” meant one’s private room. So, a water closet is a room where you “make water” (i.e. pee).
why yes jack, I think that guy's favorite color _is_ "beej"
Damn, that shoe deodorant really changed lives!
I'm not sure if I should be disappointed that he didn't get the Mario reference or mildly disappointed that he didn't immediately read it in an Italian accent when he read "hurt-a-myass"
20:43 that strap is fully tightened. Maybe she posted the wrong photo?! 😅
I'm no expert, but I'm fairly certain that bra strap was the exact opposite of fully extended. 🤔
I was just checking to see if someone else caught that. The straps are *not* fully extended, they are fully shortened. How can someone who wears a 40D not know how bras work?!
@@kerriganmmy guess is the device used to increase slack is different than the other ones she's used.
I saw that too!!!!!😂
From what I could see it looked like the part you pull on to adjust the size needed to be pulled forwards towards the cup to loosen them and most often what I've seen is that you pull them backwards to loosen but come on lady when the strap is double it's shortened didn't she try to see what would happen if she adjusted it, it almost sounded like she did and if so how did she not notice
@@kerriganm She said that she buys in store usually. Bras in stores are almost all already quite loose to have them on hangers or just because people tries them. So maybe she was just lucky to have ones that were already well adjusted. But yeah, it's flabbergasting how she is unaware of the way bras works.
To explain. In bra sizing the number is the circumference around the chest just under the boobs. The letter is based on ur actuall boob size. Its why u can find 35dd and 40dd. The band around the rib cage is 35 and the cup is dd. If that helps.
20:38 that lady with the bra....she has the strap at it's shortest not the longest, you can tell because the strap is doubled up not single.
I'm surprised Australians don't call a bathroom a jonno.
They call it a dunny
Dunny or bog.
Edit: I forgot about loo.
20:39 the strap is fully tightened in the pic...
"The drivers usually can't handle the 30 pound boxes" Well I'm going to call bullshit on that one
Always nice to wake up to an Emkay video after an afternoon nap :)
Also, 0:04 no shit, that's how physics work
1) On the one where she said the straps were all the way loosened, they were literally all the way tightened in the picture, which is why she thought they were so short.
A simple guide to whether they're short or long atm is, if the adjuster is on one side or the other, whether the whole strap consists of one piece of strap or two. If it's one, it's all the way long, and if it's two, it's all the way short.
And 2) I am 20 years old, and I didn't know that screens are measured diagonally until I saw that same post in a different video on this same subreddit about a month ago, and the narrator explained _why_ he was wrong. So I don't doubt he was in a similar position as me, where that had never been something he had to worry about.
When the editor sped up the video of Jack reading one of the posts I realized how watching tv trained me to understand fast speaking
Micromachinesguyheretotellyouabouthtenewmicromachinesplayset.
Jack pronouncing beige ("BAYge") as "BEEge" gave me more uncanny valley vibes than the love doll...
It's been ages since I've had bras with adjustable straps, but that bra strap was fully tightened, was it not?
i have never heard someone say Beige like "beej" Am i stupid
I’m here for calming my frustration after failing to mod a game I love numerous times 😅 Amazon reviews never disappoint 👍
6:36 - bro poured his soul into that
My favorite review was the food bowl that guy got for his cat and reviewed it badly despite his cat being a d*ck.
Those bowls are also better used with wet food that you can mush into the crevices, of course the cat can just tip out a bunch of cat biscuits!
That tape review was an absolute masterpiece, and the part that killed me was that over 17K people found it helpful.
Me: Breaks wind.
Also me: Gets five stars on Amazon.
Putting things in a bag makes it heavy? Gee, I never would guessed. Lol.
I hope Christopher is doing well with his faucet (26:08) and his ex with her jacket (13:51) :)
I didnt notice he was the same person
4:51 as a british person (i am hoping to recover soon) i can confirm we do not call them water closets.
27:51 The person was just asking if it was nonstick or not, as fumes from nonstick cooking ware can kill birds when heated up. They have very weak respiratory systems.
getting this notification after hearing a reddit tiktok about the sugar free gummy bears.
24:58 do people seriously not know how to measure screen size?? 😦 *it’s top right corner to bottom left corner (diagonal)*
I did not know that and honestly was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone could explain that post ^-^'
Did they just call beige "Beege"???
Should have bought a bucket with a lid instead of a stool. Maybe one of those for people who need toilet chairs... Don't pee or poop in the sink. 🤮
I'm in Amazon's product review program (Vine) and legitimately that battery charger fire caused a panic in some of the reviewer groups I'm in. Everyone was passing word around about a charger that had caused a fire and a photo of the supposed charger model that did it... but there are several sellers selling visually identical chargers and only the brand in the listing that got that review have been recalled/advised to destroy. If it's the one I'm thinking of and not coincidentally another Amazon battery charger that caused a house fire this year in the USA, the only reason I didn't agree to review that one was because the cables are permanently attached and I figured it would be like the multi-adapter split charge cables I've owned in the past that eventually stop working because the junction is a weak point.
Jack? why did you moan? and why did sound good?
WHAT
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NO BCS YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THAT
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Bros wild for that
I love this channel please never stop making videos
There was a review for a place I stayed at which said "lovely place, benches a little too high"
As a British person I can safely say I've never heard anyone use the term water closet
SAME
"Were chemicals used in the making of this product?"
Yes. All physical objects are made of chemicals. AIR is made of chemicals.
26:01 when I adopted my cats at 3 months, they had fleas and worms. the vet gave me meds for both, and within a day or 2 I was finding dead worms in their feces. so, I'd say that after a month, it's not the dewormer making the cat throw them up. I could be wrong tho, I'm sure there are different kinds of dewormers. mine was 2 pills given 6 weeks apart, it was super easy bc at 3 months cats are still young enough that they go limp from being scruffed. one of my cats even ate the 2nd pill out of my hand like a treat 😂
"Water closet" is a weird way to refer to it, even in the UK lol generally, the room with the toilet in it is just called the toilet, or maybe bathroom if it also has a bath/shower in it XD
Even when people do refer to it as a water closet, no one says the whole thing, it's always abbreviated to WC.
16:50 We just needed that dumb talk for a while now
A water closet is not an extra bathroom. It's a smaller room inside of a bathroom with a toilet in it, the idea being if I'm taking a shower, my husband can go in the water closet and close the door and not ruin my shower with his ass stank.
It can be an extra small room with a toilet (and sometimes sink). Same idea, though. We also like to call it guest toilet over here (if the bathroom also has a toilet, usually).
@@sylverscale That's a half-bath.
I'm assuming he's ruined a few showers by your tone
@@ResidentMilf To be fair the way you are using the term is a very recent thing. To many people it just means a toilet :)
The review bout the bra she had fully tighten it. Look closely at the image
20:40 brah that’s fully tightened that’s why there’s two layers of strap going from the plastic bit on the left all the way to the other side
6:38 you're welcome
thanks
13:10
No fuckin way my own review got here-
She wanted one of those black hole bags like in cartoons
21:28
This review gives me pain, as someone who has once accidentally dropped a forty-five pound plate directly onto my big toe. Somehow it didn't break, but it is still badly bruised despite the fact that it healed five months ago.
Did they really just type out they pee in the KITCHEN SINK?!? This is why:
*YALL CANT EAT AT EVERYBODY HOUSE!!!!*
16:47 I'm vaguely remembering a skit about a bicycle with a missing seat. Don't know where it was or who was in it. Had to have been about 20 years ago at least.
Your narration was exceptional.
TIL some people pronounce beige as "beezh"... that one's new lol
18:43 I can't be the only one who had a problem with how Jack said 'beige', right?? D:
I've been trying for quite a while to understand how ratings can be completely opposite of the review.
Or why people leave 5 star reviews and say they haven't even received the product yet.
I like how mkay didn’t realize this guy was storing his shoes in the shower
Water closet means bathroom
Usually, “water closet” just refers to the bathroom generally.
im getting the idea that jack was a theatre kid
The poor guy whose partner left him
My cat also flips slow feeders. It's a cat thing.
Lol, water closet = WC. Basically every single public bathroom in my country (and I think a lot of Europe including the UK) are labelled WC instead of bathroom or whatever else.
Amazon be wilding
6:38 Jack... Why... GUYSH WR MUST GRAB THE HOLY WATER ANFD BLEACH
23:31 🤣WHY WAS THAT MY FIRST QUESTION?!!?
3:45 Toilet / bathroom are interchangably called Water Closet ( WC ) in Britain.
Oh Jack, darling, you always make me laugh. You ARE the talent on EMKAY.
9:23 "11 people found this helpful" oh dear god... there are 11 more sherry's 🤦♂
28:05 This is *giving* me a freaking brain aneurysm.
30:04 This sounds like an RPG item
Here 2:25 and 10:16 here. I feel like the people who wrote these just wanted to live out their dreams as writers…
8:02 i find i hilariously ironic that someone who accuses a book of blasphemy and speaking ill of "the Lord", then proceeds to claim they'll use magic, when the bible literally says God hates magic. So unless their Lord is the Devil, they are a hypocrit
I can assure you no british person is calling a bathroom a 'water closet'. leave us out of this
good day when emkay uploads
TIL Australians pronounce beige "beej". Interesting. For those who may wonder, Americans pronounce it "bayj". 18:42
lady at 0:04 thought she was gonna get a bag of holding lol
32:10 garbage genuinely is one of my favourite bands everyone go give them a listen
5:50 had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video 💀
Dewormers never make the cat vomit. this is lawsuit and FDA would have a field day with this product
Jack singing bits
7:57
17:02
28:50
The one about the bike seat... sounds like Mario? "I'm a Mario." Sounds like they're trying to be funny.
20:02 Yes but can it hold a tungsten cube aloft?
2:20 - 6:36
it took him just more than 4 minutes to read that thing, jesus christ
the bag was heavy
Video 178 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video
7:24 never mind the fact that she casually said this was going to be a gift for some Officers. I really doubt anyone would use that shorthand unless they meant police... Yay Drinking and Driving police cars!
the fact i relate to the foot deodorant guy
i also have super sweaty feet and my shoes would always stink super bad, although i dont have the problem nearly as bad now that im in my late teens bcs my autistic brain finally let me wear socks without screaming *FEET PRISON* 😂
I was just thinking "How often was OP changing his socks?"
That kazooo guy is playing five D chess.
I like this subreddit
"comon jack WTF"
That has to be my ex writing the review of stinky feet because his was awful!!!!
To be fair my medicine box is also easy to open, but I also don't have kids or pets at home that could accidentally get into it.
In fact I need it to be easy to open due to tremors in my hands.