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1:45 "Cocaine Bear? We should make a movie about this"
Best part is that they did just that
@@happydog0can confirm, ive seen ads
@@happydog0that’s the point of the comment
five joints at freddys
@@Unoriginalname-x2l bruh the fuckin animatronics wouldn't even attack due to them being baked as hell
You never truly comprehend how massively dangerous hippos are until you've seen one scamper up a hill way faster than they should be able to. They're terrifying.
I like eating chips
#9 8 +@; ;95
it's a similar concept to a warhammer space marine running at 40+ mph. an organism THAT CHONKY should not be moving that fast.
@@casualspartan4532okay bro
@@Mrnike1945 did u drop the bag on the keyboard
From what I remember the crystal caves are in fact slightly hotter than human body temperature and extremely humid. Water will condense inside of your lungs and drown you if you stay in the caves for too long.
Jesus christ-
I thought it might be gasses. But that makes sense. Thank you.
Oh jesus christ thats tarrifying
i thought it was just too hot-
Bet
glad to see robin appropriately shaming those with obese pets. it isn’t cute, it’s neglect and abuse.
this! 👍🏼
We do have a dog who is underweight and a dog who is overweight and we have a really hard time distributing dog food amongst our dogs fairly. I feel like that is the only time an obese dog is okay (as soon as our underweight dog passes since she is older, our older dog may be able to have a chance at a healthy weight).
You’re acting like it’s always the owner’s fault. There are so many animals that are adopted as obese and due to living as such for so long they cannot lose enough weight to be of a healthy weight. Animals don’t have the same kind of weight control as humans do. Don’t act like you can always fix your pet’s issues when you can’t even communicate with them.
@@mezzyscosh8037 while it isn’t always the owners fault, it IS the owners responsibility. saying they can’t lose the weight is asinine and negligent. you are in charge of their food intake and their exercise. MAKE THEM.
@@GogiRegion i highly recommend feeding them in separate rooms!
25:30 If i'm not mistaken, in that cave (or a cave like it) if you stay for longer then 10 minutes, you drown due to the humidity.
Humans cannot get rid of their body heat in these conditions, and so exposure to these caves is very limited. heat + humidity combined
1:11:09 Great amount of controversy surrounding this dog.
Balto, still a good boy, who technically did do the things he did, but also established the acceptance of Alaskan and Siberian Huskies in the American household. The controversy is actually about the seeming lack of ethics that the musher (dog sled racer person) had, the low ethics of the media, and the continuing low standard of treatment of the dog's original family and of the community at the hands of the Cleveland Zoo and the Cleveland Museum of Natural History...and also from the city of Cleveland as well.
First controversy: The way the dog sled medicine rush relay was supposed to work was that they were supposed to Daisy chain the medicine to different teams, at certain intervals, all the way to the destination. This would allow the mushers to not potentially die of exposure, and of course this allows the dogs to not only rest, but also prevents sled related injuries, and distemper: the number one risk of managing a dog sled team as a musher, is that fights can break out among the pack, during a race, where the dogs will try to kill each other if they aren't stopped (kind of a too many cooks situation except the cook in front of you occasionally throws snow, mud, and their back legs in your face), a risk that only grows when each leg of a race gets bigger and as each dog starts to tire out. Also, as frost builds up on a dog's body, particularly the face, can lead to other complications as well.
Enter the family friend of the dog's owner, and Iditarod hopeful. The owner couldn't participate, and handed his 2 dogs off to the racer. Yep, 2 sled dogs, not only Balto. This family friend, as established earlier, was training for the Iditarod race for the purpose of attaining fame and fortune. When a diphtheria outbreak was hospitalizing half of the community youth in the face of one of many blizzards threatening the towns road system, they had no choice, and this guy answered.
Balto's team position was 17th in line for this relay, and each relay in line, from start to finish, was only 20-30 kilometers each. At the end of the relay, each musher was supposed to hitch up at the rest stations, alert the next musher, inspect the cargo for any broken vials of medicine, help detach and then attach a new dog team to the sled. Doing it this way would've gotten the medicine to Nome Alaska just as fast.
According to the account of Balto's musher, he tried and failed to alert the next 3 mushers in line because he thought they were asleep (technically correct as every racer in this relay needed to be fully rested before each leg), and wouldn't wake up. After the third one, the guy hitched up new dogs to the sled, except instead of leaving Balto and Balto's brother with the other dogs, he replaced 2 of the dogs with them and left, with Balto supposedly at the lead position of each team. At that point, Balto's musher only changed out the dogs at every 3rd station, and still "tried and failed to alert the new racers at those stations".
About 10 hours later, and after passing 20+ relay stations, the team finally arrived in Nome with the precious cargo, where miraculously, none of the vials of medicine were damaged or compromised by the treacherous terrain.
The team was immediately received with local reporters and cameras, interviewing the musher, who went on to provide his harrowing account, which would become one of the widest reaching publications in Alaska's history to reach and spread in the contiguous 48 below, and working concurrently with the first controversy to produce the second:
Upon interviewing the family of Balto's actual owner, he pointed out a few things: the lead dog in the photo of the team pulling into Nome wasn't actually Balto, noting the dog's markings on his face and the coloration of his fur (apparently he was able to make this distinction with the grainy as hell photo that the paper printed) and that Balto wasn't ever trained to be lead dog in the first place due to apparent vision problems a lead dog shouldn't have, but rather trained in mid pack position. However, he noted that Balto was shown in the picture as being directly behind the lead position. Balto's owner also echoed a position from the other mushers in the relay: the musher was going for glory and fame and chose not to alert them and literally risked not only himself and the dogs, but also all of the medicine for the kids at the destination. This part of the story didn't see as much of a wide reception, and was largely suppressed to just the West Coast of the US.
The third controversy, and ultimately the deciding fate of the good boy, was the family letting the media take their dog on tour in the US. There were shows introducing Balto as "the hero of Nome" to the American public, mostly children. Enter the city of Cleveland Ohio into the controversy, initially with the best of intentions: certain city officials noticed that Balto was showing signs of malnutrition and dehydration, complete with visible ribs and patches of fur missing. The dog was taken into custody as a rescue effort from the abuse and neglect that he suffered at the hands of the handlers that the family trusted to look after him. The city, lacking independent veterinarians, turned him over to the ones at the Cleveland Zoo for rehabilitation. They used this rehabilitation effort to also attract visitors, and gave the dog one of the bigger exhibits to run around, gave him a proper diet, and he became nearly the centerpiece of attention, even into his final years.
The family only became aware of this in his final months and, with the help of their community, sent demands for Balto's return to his family in his final days, and away from the stress that comes with being a zoo animal. The City of Cleveland would deny this request, saying the dog is essentially one of its own citizens, whose own deeds might as well be the shared accomplishment of the City as well, citing it was their city workers who noticed the dog's mishandling and abuse and that the family should've known better than to trust their dog to shady people, implying the family was just as guilty.
After the dog finally died, the City had him stuffed and put up on full display in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History, which is where the dog resides today. Once more, the family and citizens of Nome asked for the return of the dog's remains, only to be denied again.
Moral of the story: Fuck Cleveland.
im gonna cry
Wow..
9:00 Chef Andre Rush left the White House kitchen around 2020. He is now a celebrity chef and has a couple of shows he is part of.
He also has a youtube channel, i think. I’ve seen him in other popular chef youtube channels at least.
@@Tax_3vas1on Yeap. He does, hence is now celebrity chef status. He plays that aggressive chef/aggressive cooking (unlike that kind of angry rude Joe Bastianich does on MasterChef) pretty well and it is hilarious.
Llll🤤
He's appeared on cooking channels like bayashi and albert
About the centipede, it lived in a time where the oxygen was far higher event today that’s why it’s so big so a flamethrower would do good damage
R.I.P. The unit that was Freya!
What happened?
@@Lyrebird.Rainwing Freya the walrus has been killed because: humans, "Norwegian authorities have killed the walrus that was drawing large numbers of human onlookers. They said it was necessary because people had failed to heed warnings that their safety could be in danger." She never hurt anyone, just lounged in the sun. People were very ticked off!
@@michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990 Wow, killed because they were too popular, that is horrible
@@Lyrebird.Rainwing 👍 Absolutely!
@@michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990relocation thoooo
McSpaghetti is exclusive to the phillippines and apparently Orlando, Florida
Does Orlando have a sizeable Filipino population?
@@shaoronmd I havent a clue.
@@shaoronmdno but they have a rise in Japanese population and MCspaghetti can be found in Japan too
If i remember indonesia has it too
1:18:33
"This is the hen that lays the eggs that doomguy eats for breakfast."
The light brahma rooster in the mans arms:
And Sadie would be getting all the pumpkins she can handle😂
Sadie looks embarrassed lol
21:48 "A Giant Peanut...that's the safest thing I can say." LOL
14:30 guy looks like hes gonna fly up to you and your pet deer-fox after shapeshifting into a smaller version of himself to ask you to help him investigate why the weather spirits are angy, leading the three of you and your friends to investigate the weather station on the hill
...That is specific enough I can only assume it is a reference, but I do not get it.
Hilda reference
@@meganbrowning8813 ...Never heard of it.
Netflix show
You should watch it
The Defect jellybeans are indeed a thing. They're labelled as "Bellyflops" (Jelly Belly defects) they used to sell them at Dollar Tree though I haven't seen them in a long time.
13:45 That's no fern! That's the Krynoid! Call UNIT Headquarters and ask Lethbridge-Stewart to call The Doctor!
On second thought, it could be a very short Triffid.
0:46 watermelon can grow without pulp
5:41 lemme do et foor yuuu
7:05 The McSpaghetti was discontinued sometime in the 80's and I think the only place you can still get it is Florida
7:10 SOUND OFF FOR MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM LET'S GOOOOO
31:57 I knew it
17:39 also let me do it for you
You can get a MC spaghetti in the Philippines I think
@@breadling798 I believe that is true yes
Its true I eat it there's mcspaghetti in the Philippines @@KomaValorina
MONTEREY BAY MENTIONED rest in peace rosa 🙏 you were our queen
3:39
Ar-denz is how you pronounce that name. These horses are used mostly for driving but are being refined to be less wide and are therefore becoming more popular as riding breeds (because you can fit your legs around them easier). They are known to be calm, like most draft horses. Due to their size, they, unfortunately aren't as versatile as some other draft breeds, though I personally think they're great. (I'm a sucker for the horses with the feathered [thickly furred] legs)
3:28 the way Robin just immediately shoots the man with facts tho
Not really. A cube is still a square.
@@Battlesny a 3D square. Regular squares are 2D
@@immagical7036 ok, if you want to be that technical. It's actually thousands of ovoids.
@@immagical7036 rice crispy squares aren't squares either
@@Viewer-NaN to square or not to square
Absolute unit of a video
I’ve seen a ten hour video >:D
@@Idont_eatcrocs I've seen a 15 hour video on Tumblr, what was the 10 hour video you found? when I find the 15 hour one I'll add it to this comment.
@@Idont_eatcrocs oh yeah? is it as heavy as this one?
Pro tip, if you see a katana that is of ludicrous size it's a horse killer, that said I don't see any suggestion the hanja-no-ontashi was ever used in battle and seems to be more of a symbol to ward off demons.
I was 13.5 pounds when I was born cos pre-eclampsia mixed with genetics. All of me and my siblings were huge, and my placenta was the largest ever seen in my hospital, and was so large it was taken by the doctors to be studied lmao
50:04 that sword reminds me of the dragon slaying sword from Berserk that was made when a king demanded the blacksmiths of his kingdom to forge a sword that could kill a dragon, and this one blacksmith just decides that no pansy ass zweiander could be great enough to hurt one.
Why use swords to hunt dragons when siege engines exist.
11:57
I had suspected the McDonalds with the McSpaghetti was Filipino! Jolliebee is Filipino fast food chain that is *very* popular in it’s home country, and one of their more popular items is Spaghetti with hotdogs in it, so I guess McDonald’s felt like they had to offer spaghetti to be able to compete.
Also, on a side note, Jolliebee’s Chickenjoy is pretty much the best fast food fried chicken you’ll ever have. It’s genuinely amazing.
I am almost convinced that Maine Coons are actually just small big cats that either like human hugs or tolerate snuggles for free food. Those things are huge, and if I ever get to cuddle with one that decides it likes me, it'll be as close to big cat cuddles as I'll ever get.
I adore Maine Coons, & if I'm ever lucky enough to adopt one, I'll be happy to care for them the rest of my life.
The Click has an absolute unit of a cat, it's majestic af
He's a Maine Coon!
We have started a circle
can i get a time stamp?
@@xoxosara365 he just brought him out in one of his videos a while back
I see carrots, *_I click carrots._*
Bunny behavior
@@henrybear2293 Minecraft pig behavior
vegan behaviour
3:23 Robin slipped one past the censors. Lol
That White House chef...could give Steven Segal a run for "chef that can save the day" money.
Anything: *Is big*
Lexi: It ate the others!
vivo really just turned into a lion
love your vids please never stop
2:04 That face. He is either proud or miserable, or he just ate a 4 year old.
All above
1:10:39 Balto actually had a move made in his memory called “Balto” and it’s one of my childhood favorites 😊
Though he only covered the last stretch of the 5 day long, 20 people relay-race that cost several other sled dogs their lives.
38:46 I remember those, one of my mom's friends worked at one in a mall that was open nearby, they sold regular sized versions and the friend would gift my sister a small one on her birthday which is on Halloween and would give me a regular cookie I got a sticker from there and it's still stuck on our old dresser with tmnt charater head sticker on it, they're were really good, it's just a cookie with a thicker cream like icing on it but they used bitter dark chocolate with half the amount of sugar which the amount of sugar the icing had replaced the amount removed.
I've been dealing with (i think) food poisoning all day, and listening to Emkay as comfort. Lexi, Robin and Jack have helped immensely (Lexi + animals especially, lol)
25:33 yes, you would die in there after a short time.
The air is very humid and hot, and the moisture has to condense somewhere, so it chooses your LUNGS
5:40 "Didn't I do it for you" ahh dog
Yay! This is going to be fun! Happy Friday EmKay⭐️⭐️
8:59 Holy hell its Roadblock from the g.i. joe cartoons. That's awesome lol
18:56 while that’s actually really funny in reality that dog is just getting ready to sneeze, and the reason I know this is because most dogs look like that when they’re about ready to sneeze
1:11:07 that is clearly not an embalmed dog, he's stuffed. (Aka his skin was removed, prepared and glued over a body mannequin. Embalming would keep the soft tissues/insides and replace the blood with embalming fluid. It doesn't work very well for long-term body storage.) Being stuffed is clearly the correct choice for a furry animal.
Worlds biggest McDonald is where that man was at, which makes sense
3:37 "ok"
My brother in christ, that is a riot shield on his left arm, and it looks like a fucking table tray to him.
2:16 actually a blob (Physarum polycephalum) can reach an unlimited size if feed properly, and it's a single cell organism too. This one is capable of moving and learning, with just being a very big cell.
I'm happy to say that the White House Chef has a successful UA-cam channel
The average bald eagle can carry away a small toddler with ease so the thunder bird would pick that man up with no problem
Juggernauts before the zombie apocalypse: 3:38
I’m thinking that Roman bridge was a lot bigger but over time it was stripped of the stonework until only the arch was left.
That happened a lot to old Roman structures where the locals wanted to reuse the stone for other buildings after the empire fell.
Be careful of the cat picture at 7:44, it could be an SCP that slowly turns you into a talking cat. The SCP is SCP-3270
0:48 My partner told me about this. Apparently, that is a watermelon. Not a cucumber. It didn't ripen or something.
1:10:49 it was 127 hours, and Balto's team was the last of 20 relay teams. By passing the container to different teams along the way, it could be moved without longer breaks.
5:04 thats the largest crocodile ever found. It was a salt water croc found in, you guessed it, Australia 🇦🇺
3:37 bro looks like he would be a boss fight that you're tricked into thinking is a miniboss fight and then just crushes you into the ground
5:00 "lolong" also means grandpa, was the worlds largest saltwater croc ever found (he was found dead of a heart attack which means this croc died like an old human) but unfortunately, that heart attack was also induced by a fungal infection and stress due to being held in captivity (which is still kinda similar to a human old man dying ngl).
i wish we can find bigger crocs ngl, but because of the decline of natural habitats, i highly doubt that.
Sir, you have gone above and beyond; "Hitler toad" versus "double Quarter Pounder with cheese" FTW!
The phrase "A lot of tech was really big before it was modernized and put into smaller packages" is the funniest nothing statement ever. It's basically like saying, "thing big until not big."
fun fact for Robert Förstermann (bike guy). he can generate enough watt with his legs to get a toast done.
Cant belive this is another hour long video 💀🙏
Oh so now youtube is not allowing to show natural human body formations so you have to blur it? Damn where the world is going.
1:00:58 I'm so glad that such a big dog comes from my country
8:05 i thought the toad had two very long legs and nice shoes for a split second
19:30 - the roman bridge: I'd argue you only see the rests of the arc spanning directly over the river - the bridge itself would have been on top of that and likely had softer slopes.
The way he pronounced cannae has me on the floor please don’t come to Scotland my friend 😂
10:55 he would break your arm, without noticing, and ask “so when do we start?”
54:00 -- that's where all the dogs went to the dog party in Go Dog, Go! :D
The Post Box that got bombed is in Manchester England, there's a plaque on it
nobody died thankfully and it even led to the development of the area
0:25 MY CABBAGE!
i love how savage his comments are on some posts like ''okay''
1:39 OH LORD HE COMIN
Ah amazing being early btw love you guys you guys got me through lockdown
I'm not gonna watch this hour-plus long video, but I did come here to say that this thumbnail has shown up in my feed several times in the past day or two, and it made its way into my dreams last night. I was dreaming about those carrots, I think they were in a soup or something.
Prob'ly no one cares but I thought it funny.
As a person who frequents a mall with those cookie cake store things, I've never seen anyone purchase one or even stand at the counter
Phoenix A an absolute unit of a black hole that out measured TON-618. Pepper X, the absolute unit of spice that beat the Carolina reaper. Moms , the absolute units of the next coming holiday.
22:58 He needs that much Collard Greens because it's his turn to host the Family Reunion and that's going to be the salad...
For 50...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
8:51 CHEF RUSH MENTIONED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
13:34 Actually this exact same thing happened to my mother. Ours was a bit smaller but we ended up giving it away in the end because it was WAY too big
2:15 imagine it’s screaming internally not knowing what is happening but can’t express it due to not having limbs
Thankfully it does not have a brain, and therefore cannot experience an existential crisis.
6:02 Thanks, now i can’t unsee it
1:04 - Robin you don't understand, THE CALLED THE COPS ON A BOY.
that bird would definetely pick up an average adult human.
11:20 unfortunately that is a very common problem with dalmatians, they require a lot of space to run and exercise to burn off their fat as they are genetically very prone to obesity and many people who get them are unable to provide that space. We have one and we feed him table scraps every day and he is still fit and slim at only about 70 pounds fully grown but he also gets to run around a very large back yard as much as he wants.
7:02 this is in the Phillipines. I can confirm because of the hotdogs in the Spaghetti which is a very usual thing in the Philippines.
10:04 Yes this needs to be said so much more!
The best and worst part of the Jelly Belly belly flops (reject beans) is that you do have a chance of getting the beanboozled bad flavours
27:44 Fun fact: That house is built around a water tower.
he asked “how do you eat this” answer: ya don’t
35:05 That fish is called an arapaima, and I consider them the archnemesis of famous fisherman Jeremy Wade. He was once struck in the chest by one attempting escape and was in pain six weeks afterwards. He refers to them as "living missiles."
3:37 thats the real life version of the juggernaut from call of duty 😂 is all i can think
15:00 should be the new size standard of doughnuts and still sold by the bakers dozen.
29:15
My mom loves tennis and plays and watches it all the time, so that grunt SENT me.
22:27 OK, WHO GAVE THE CLOUDS FEET AND A BOOPABLE SNOOT?
And where can I find one to pet?
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
24:00 It’d probably be because of Dingos which are actually morely related to domestics rather than wild dogs. The stress of being hunted down by them most likely makes the fight or flight response kick in, and trust me, *Kangaroos have indeed killed Dingos and Domestic Docile Dogs in brutal ways.*
One time I was in the store buying a taro root for an experimental recipe and when I was at the register I saw a girl walking by do a double take at the root and say to her friend 'Jesus christ, I thought that was a baby!'
That riot officer is just doom guy's day job
The Dutch giant is a bodybuilder, recognized him immediately, very large person
21:49 You could also describe it as a VERY Large Personal Toy without getting Demonitized...
Maybe...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
50:30
Wouldn’t be a day for me without seeing a portal 2 and a adventure time reference
7:00 I kinda joked to myself that McSpaghetti is to compete with Jolly Spaghetti but then, oh that's definitely ₱ printed on there.
This is definitely a McDonald's in the Philippines.
I was actually there for the record breaking hamburger. It was at a fair and they sold tickets to get a piece of it after they made the record official. It looked even larger in person.