Stats for this week: "A": 1 "AAAAAAAAAA": 1 "Dingus": 3 "Here we go boys": 9 "It's like this wasn't finished or something": 4 Did the iPod die?: eventually Friends: 0 Frank: boxed
That tea pot in the demo is famous among programmers as a way to test their 3d rendering code, it's known as the Utah teapot and has a pretty interesting history, it is actually featured as a reference in a Simpsons episode even
@@TheBluePhoenix008 Unit tests are bits of code to test other code. If you are writing a function of code that is supposed to tell you if a number is even, and error if you give it something that is not a number at all, if your function would be something like "function isEven(input): boolean", the unit tests could look something like this: assertTrue(isEven(0)) assertTrue(isEven(2)) assertTrue(isEven(111485577108)) assertTrue(isEven(-2)) assertTrue(isEven(-0)) assertFalse(isEven(1)) assertFalse(isEven(-1)) assertFalse(isEven(99999999)) assertErrors(isEven("spaghetti")) assertErrors(isEven(cat)) You run through a bunch of possible test cases. In case someone later modifies the contents of isEven, the test cases will let you know if anything breaks unexpectedly. Real unit tests will usually test more complex functionality than this.
@@TheBluePhoenix008A unit test is a piece of code that tests exactly one thing in your program. Example: If you have a function that's supposed to add two numbers together, you could write a test that runs the function and checks if the result is correct. That particular example is simple to the point of uselessness, but as a program grows more complex you want to be able to quickly see that all of the individual pieces are still working. You would write a bunch of tests and run them all whenever you make a change to make sure a. Your change works b. You didn't break anything that was previously working You could also write the tests before you actually write the program. That's called "test-driven development." You know exactly when your code is working because it'll pass the test. It gives a specific goal to work towards.
@@TheBluePhoenix008 It's code that basically runs the normal code and checks it against a bunch of expectations. If I have a function that doubles a number it's given, I can have a test that runs it a few times with a bunch of numbers and checks the function outputs the right answer each time. It makes sure the code works as expected, and means that if something breaks that function down the line then you'll know as soon as the tests run
Imagine being one of the devs that decided to use a picture of their coworker cross-dressing on a test app just for shits and giggles since no one will ever see it then 14 year later a random australian shows it to 150 thousand people (and counting)
I remember a story I heard, where Steve Jobs was handed an early prototype of the original iPod by two of his engineers, and it was apparently a bit large and clunky, but the engineers swore to Steve that this was as small as they could get it, Steve said nothing, walked to a nearby fish tank, prototype in hand, and dropped it in. When bubbles started coming out of it Steve only said "See that? That's empty space. Make it smaller"
I still has my japanese market Ipod touch nano from 14 years ago ( bought it new ) and still works perfect and i still got 450 songs , 2 games , 4 podcasts , old school work ( records from teacher ) and pictures of my first gf
7:05 Fun fact! This particular object is the Utah teapot, an early 3D model significant for its use in graphics experiments since its creation in 1975.
I love how personality content is on the comeback. Like I'm a headphone guy but god I wouldn't care if u switched your content to like a bongo review channel. I'd still watch every single video. You're such a gem M8.
"Today Mates and Matettes we're reviewing my favorite four wheeled dingus, the 1978 Mazda Bongo. This van's got four cylinders, four tires, four speeds, and four doors! Sadly, no radio so I'll bring the FiiO X1 and the sexy speaker - "Auxillary Mode" - she likes riding in my shaggin' van. Hey Frank, after I go shoppin' you wanna go to the dog park and play with the other puppers? You do? Well, slither in. And no eating the Pomeranians this time!" *Proceeds to blast Scarlet Fire on repeat all the way to K-Mart.*
Honestly never thought there would be a time in my life when I would genuinely smile because an Australian man got excited over an old iPod turning on.
as a degenerated developer, I can only say THIS IS AMAZING! it's like a time machine for what the poor programmers from back in the day were dealing with, testing things, mocking things up.. IT'S SO COOL!
If you appreciate that sort of thing, look at the game Micro Mages. It's an NES game that was made off a Kickstarter in 2018. They made it fit into 40kB which was the size of early NES carts.
To give an idea of how crazy cellphones were In 2005 when I was graduating Highschool, one to two people out of 500 had a cell phone. In the Army, it wasn't until 2007 that Cellphones started getting mandatory.
Pretty different story where i live! Highschool (2005 - 07) everyone i knew and everyone in my whole class had a phone (90% sony ericsson) then in late 07 / early 08 you would rarely see anything that wasn't an iPhone or samsung touch phone
the apple devs knew we’d be getting a little overexcited around 9:30 in the video, so they kindly threw in the switchboard app to help us - T H I N K - U N S E X Y - T H O U G H T S -
Fun fact #1: The crash date was 12/31/69 because of a epoch time glitch. Fun fact #2: The teapot shown was the Utah Teapot which was a standard reference model used in many different 3d software for years.
@@wesleymays1931 I know that exact commercial. The guy in drag was to represent a home movie edited in Windows Movie Maker compared to the supermodel in the same dress representing a home movie edited in iMovie. (Or a PC home movie vs Mac home movie, as they put it)
to add a bit more explanation to #1: epoch time basically measures the time that has passed since the 1st of January 1970 midnight. So every date before is essentially non-existing for the epoch time.
I learned today that Marshall amps made a smartphone a while back. It apparently has all kinds of audio voodoo, two headphone jacks, and a bunch of incredible software for music. A true audiophile phone. You should definitely try to get your hands on one!
Funny thing is, in the UC Timeline, the Zeon empire drops a huge-ass space station on Sydney, Australia, which means that everyone within Australia and maybe New Zealand would be utterly annihilated. Good thing DankPods doesn't exist in the Gundam universe, huh?
It really is worth it. I pay the 10$ and every upload i love to try and find my name and screenshot it. But you dont even need the 10$ one. You can just get the 1$ one and its still totally worth it. Chattin with mr pods himself always makes my day. Hes a super busy guy but when i get the reply im smiling for hours
The $1 a month is totally worth it for 4 extra videos a month, and Dank interacts a bit more with the chat (when it actually works correctly). But yeah, best $6 I’ve ever spent easily.
The fact you could run unit tests (which test that the code does what its programmed to do on a function by function basis) tickled my programmer funny bone
Your after show about the original craig was hilarious. At the beginning: We have to be careful with the box cause it's going straight into the Craig collection At the end: Oh no it cuts through the craig
FYI DVT can also mean(in product development) “Device Validation Testing” or “Design Verification Testing.” Companies are kinda different in how they name stuff, but generally design levels are the same EV - DV - PV. Edit: awesome video btw!
Being an adult with super bad adhd, I can't tell you how much I enjoy these videos. They're genuinely fun and i love the hyper happy giggly energy. Hahahahaha It's how I feel alot, like zoooom beep beep outta my way I'm off the walls!!!
Recently, after binge-watching some of your content, I decided to look for my old iPod from 2002. Thankfully it didn't take too long to find, but now I get to look for the charger. I hope it doesn't take too long, I need to hear my torrented Kidz Bop tracks
Unit tests are pieces of code that test functions/pieces of code that will be in the final software. Once the function is written, a test can be written and if the test succeeds and fails when it needs to, you can rely on it from then on. You can then make performance/resource improvements to functions and run the unit tests that will tell you if any as well as which functions got messed up and no longer have the intended behavior.
funfact about the 1969 crash at 7:52 a lot of electronics use to base their clock time off of the "epoch" which was january 1st 1970. and if you set your clock date and time to before 1970 it would crash your device potentially bricking it because it would be stuck with an invalid time and error out.
For some unknown reason I laughed really hard at the part where he saw the crash from 1968. I was sipping water at the time and choked and nearly coughed my fricken lungs out, god that hurt
I know he won’t see this but I just want you to know that your Chanel has helped more than you can imagine in the last year I just wanna say thanks and don’t go anywhere anytime soon 👉👈
I work in software qa and this was genuinely interesting. Just by going through the different versioned names of the model kinda gives us insight into what Apple did for testing. I don't work on hardware though so seeing the testing tools (as apps) they've built is pretty interesting too.
9:25 That’s actually the PC guy’s knock-off model for one of the Mac vs PC advertisements back in the day. Very interesting to see it in iPod development firmware!
As a fellow Australian can I just say how happy I’ve been to see this channel grow. Not long ago you were at 50k this growth has been insane - you’re fucking hilarious though so u deserve it
I feel like when I finally kick the bucket one day and my life flashes before my eyes, an Australian hysterically yelling “SKANKPHONE” will be one of the memories that flashes before my eyes
People have already pointed out that Soundwave and Rumble are Transformers. To add to that information, Soundwave was a microcassette recorder and Rumble was one of the cassettes. Perhaps "Soundwave" represents a recording app and "Rumble" is a stand-in for the iTunes music library?
Probably not, considering the iPod Touch and iPhone had simular OSes at the time, most likely that both devices had the same testing apps installed. Explains why it locked up when he tried to do anything, the app was trying to issue commands to hardware that just isn't there
9:25 ah, I remember that guy. I had that on my iPhone 2G. same guy, but the "app" was named SkankPhone. And when you opened it, it closed the regular home screen (SpringBoard), and went into something that looks similar to the SwitchBoard iPod that wouldn't die
I found this channel a few weeks ago and decided I needed to experiance the magic behind owning and using an iPod classic. I did some research and 5 days, $45 on the ipod and about $60-70 on iTunes, I am the proud owner of my favorite audio device (including my iPhone) ever, the mighty iPod 4th gen. Thank you for the comedy dankPods!! keep at it!
"Yeah Jack I'll just use this picture of you in drag, don't worry, it's not like almost 2,000,000 people will see it in 14 years I'm just showing it to engineering!"
The 1969 crash is probably to do with the fact that all devices measure time with seconds since 1st January 1970 (it's called Unix time) and there used to be a very prolific bug with the iPhones where you could push the date and time before then which would loop it back to like the year 100M. And the phone just didn't know what to do and would crash
me watching him tell the iPod "all right mate, she's still thinking" is literally me to my brain during exams. who knew this channel is so.... relatable
I relate to Frank too much. I got Blu Rays to watch and games to play on ever-decaying hardware and I just lie down in bed and stare at the mess of water bottles and coffee cans that my computer desk has become.
Hey! I know a thing or two about iOS. That means I can attempt to infer what most of the demos are: - CoreMotionTest - its purpose is obvious. The name comes from the CoreMotion framework. - CooLTool - it looks like this is about location positioning/triangulation for each antenna, given the icon and the “latlong” in the detail for each header. - IAPViewer - In-App Purchase viewer. The red text at the top right refers to the in-app purchase daemon, iapd. Doesn’t look like there’s a way to add anything, so maybe it’s just a list of all IAPs or a log viewer? - FigCam - “fig” appears to refer to the front-facing/back-facing combo setup. Hopefully I’m remembering that right. Basically, early version of the iPhone 4 camera app. - FlyTrap - not entirely sure, but given the name and the Quick Bug tab (which has a cell with the title “Localization Issues”), I’m guessing it tests for common code oversights by automating scenarios - GameKitTester - you’re right: GameKit is the underlying framework for Game Center. - CompareTable... - I seriously have no idea. Unless it’s short for CompareTableViews, in which case it might be for testing table view data source sorting? I have no idea - KeyRecorder: I have only the name to go on, but maaaaaaybe it’s for hardware keyboard testing? - KeyboardTester - almost certainly for hardware keyboard testing - Magneto - magnetometer tester - MemoryMunch - uses up memory at a steady rate, probably to test if apps handle limited resources correctly - Onword - GameKit demo app - Radar - bug tracker used by Apple - SwitchBoard - *should* boot into SwitchBoard, lol - Tanks - multiplayer matchmaking GameKit demo - Touch Fighter - gyro and GameKit demo SwitchBoard is a barebones OS meant for *hardware* testing :)
My first ever mobile device was an iPod Touch. It's very rare that I get a 'nostalgia trip'(as in the actual kind of nostalgia) from watching a UA-cam video, but this was one of the few times where it really happened. Meshing with the excitement I get when I get to see prototypes and development versions of things, this was an amazing watch, even by DankPods standards, in my opinion. /g
Gonna use the fact i'm early to say this: Dank please talk about equalizers in audio equipment, you haven't touched that subject once even though they can help with making many low quality boomy headphones sound fine when you bump up the high end and diminish the low end making them sound more flat, i find that equalizers are oftenly ignored by the more audiophile community
I got an iPhone 13 Pro Max recently as a Christmas gift to myself, and it's really weird seeing these old iPods in retrospect and remembering how iPhones used to look like that. What a ways we've come.
I remember jail breaking my 4th and 5th gen ipods. All of these were just jailbroken devices, even the phones. The apps were just all kinds of kids’ hardware programming tests and tutorial projects.
Insanely envious of your former students. Your content is extremely engaging, especially considering this isnt a subject I generally care all that much about
(7:05) That teapot is the first thing that was ever modelled in 3D on a computer way back in the day. (70s?) It's sort of an in joke in 3D modelling circles these days.
I'm having a bad day today. I failed my test and I'm pretty sure the score will make retake another semester but uncle dankpods just uploaded. uncle dankpods always makes me smile. thank you weird uncle
15:40 cameras on iPods couldn't be opened with less that 5% battery, or something like that, and you had 2% battery so maybe that's why it didn't open (also note it wasn't just a software thing, you could force to open it if you had it jailbroken but it would glitch out a lot so it wasn't worth it)
Stats for this week:
"A": 1
"AAAAAAAAAA": 1
"Dingus": 3
"Here we go boys": 9
"It's like this wasn't finished or something": 4
Did the iPod die?: eventually
Friends: 0
Frank: boxed
but what about craig?
@@hondafknciviv3818 0
Old mate Craig is watching, don't you worry
I'm glad someone keeps track
Hotel?
That tea pot in the demo is famous among programmers as a way to test their 3d rendering code, it's known as the Utah teapot and has a pretty interesting history, it is actually featured as a reference in a Simpsons episode even
Blender users use *_monke_*
shiny sphere
Know what else is utahn? Skullcandy headphones
If there's a Simpsons reference then Dankmus should do a song about it
Utah teapot, Utah teapot U-U-U-Utah teapot. Oooo oh ohh, I just know that something brew is gonna happen.
As a software engineer, this is fascinating! I literally gasped when you found the unit tests. That's the kind of nonsense I write all day!
Can you explain what they are?
@@TheBluePhoenix008 Unit tests are bits of code to test other code. If you are writing a function of code that is supposed to tell you if a number is even, and error if you give it something that is not a number at all, if your function would be something like "function isEven(input): boolean", the unit tests could look something like this:
assertTrue(isEven(0))
assertTrue(isEven(2))
assertTrue(isEven(111485577108))
assertTrue(isEven(-2))
assertTrue(isEven(-0))
assertFalse(isEven(1))
assertFalse(isEven(-1))
assertFalse(isEven(99999999))
assertErrors(isEven("spaghetti"))
assertErrors(isEven(cat))
You run through a bunch of possible test cases. In case someone later modifies the contents of isEven, the test cases will let you know if anything breaks unexpectedly. Real unit tests will usually test more complex functionality than this.
@@TheBluePhoenix008A unit test is a piece of code that tests exactly one thing in your program.
Example:
If you have a function that's supposed to add two numbers together, you could write a test that runs the function and checks if the result is correct.
That particular example is simple to the point of uselessness, but as a program grows more complex you want to be able to quickly see that all of the individual pieces are still working. You would write a bunch of tests and run them all whenever you make a change to make sure
a. Your change works
b. You didn't break anything that was previously working
You could also write the tests before you actually write the program. That's called "test-driven development." You know exactly when your code is working because it'll pass the test. It gives a specific goal to work towards.
@@TheBluePhoenix008 It's code that basically runs the normal code and checks it against a bunch of expectations. If I have a function that doubles a number it's given, I can have a test that runs it a few times with a bunch of numbers and checks the function outputs the right answer each time. It makes sure the code works as expected, and means that if something breaks that function down the line then you'll know as soon as the tests run
@@helplmchoking ah okay
I like how when you saw "Retrieve Persona" the first thing you thought of was "detective."
perona 4 :(
P4 spin-off where IPods take you to the Midnight Channel
@@beens2203 Backside of the iPod
I wonder what he says when he sees a gun 🤔
Ace Detective
Imagine being one of the devs that decided to use a picture of their coworker cross-dressing on a test app just for shits and giggles since no one will ever see it then 14 year later a random australian shows it to 150 thousand people (and counting)
No that guy was from iMovie commercial
We're close to half a million people now!
@@ragnarokstravius2074 643 thousand and counting
@@orans_ 647 thousand and counting
@@TheBloxxedSanarcati 659k and counting
I remember a story I heard, where Steve Jobs was handed an early prototype of the original iPod by two of his engineers, and it was apparently a bit large and clunky, but the engineers swore to Steve that this was as small as they could get it, Steve said nothing, walked to a nearby fish tank, prototype in hand, and dropped it in. When bubbles started coming out of it Steve only said "See that? That's empty space. Make it smaller"
Steve Jobs was a dick, but he sold products
@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers wow!!!!!!! He sold products!!!!
Lmao meanwhile samsung just made their phones waterproof 💀💀
@@Maciek2846 Everyone knows that people that sell stuff are instantly cool.
@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers so did i in elementary school
He just posted this and it already has more than 300 comments, that’s insane how fast his channel grew, it must be the Pkcells
It's definitely the pkcells
o h m y p k c e l l
@@WACKY_DUCK begone BOT
For me it was the huh duh six hundos by old mate sennies
@@WACKY_DUCK
Reported for spamming
Hearing dankpods say "SKANKPHONE" and bursting into laugher is one of the best things I've seen.
15:07 for those wondering
Yes
Skankpods
It gave me a strong "Joel says Grandad" aura.
Yep
Looking back at these old iPods makes me feel old. I remember these were the hottest things to have back then.
This is exactly the comment I expect from someone with a Ryukishi07 avatar. Thanks.
Besides the home button, it still looks quite modern
satoko pfp omg
I still has my japanese market Ipod touch nano from 14 years ago ( bought it new ) and still works perfect and i still got 450 songs , 2 games , 4 podcasts , old school work ( records from teacher ) and pictures of my first gf
Tbh im japanese
7:05 Fun fact! This particular object is the Utah teapot, an early 3D model significant for its use in graphics experiments since its creation in 1975.
You saw the Tom Scott video?
@@josephtrott4368 its pretty well known to those who are familiar w CGI
That IS a fun fact
It is built it to some linux distributions
I been new but it's always hecka fun to share tidbits.
Omfg it’s THAT teapot. Everyone who has anything to do with graphic modelling etc knows that teapot VERY well
THAT teapot is also iconic on roblox too
Ye
Can't get more OG than 1970's.
@@mooseyexists dodge the teapots
@@molybd3num823 classic
I love how personality content is on the comeback. Like I'm a headphone guy but god I wouldn't care if u switched your content to like a bongo review channel. I'd still watch every single video. You're such a gem M8.
"Today Mates and Matettes we're reviewing my favorite four wheeled dingus, the 1978 Mazda Bongo. This van's got four cylinders, four tires, four speeds, and four doors! Sadly, no radio so I'll bring the FiiO X1 and the sexy speaker - "Auxillary Mode" - she likes riding in my shaggin' van. Hey Frank, after I go shoppin' you wanna go to the dog park and play with the other puppers? You do? Well, slither in. And no eating the Pomeranians this time!"
*Proceeds to blast Scarlet Fire on repeat all the way to K-Mart.*
Seeing the dude in a dress from the mac vs pc ad and immediately crashing the app afterwards was the best thing i’ve seen this year
Ohh that's where he was from
That’s not Justin.
ua-cam.com/play/PL8HBonuPDzxEsNU8Lls09ES05tFE5z-cq.html
I knew it
@@mooviestonight468 I feel like I shouldn't but I NEED IT
thanks a lot :)
9:30 A bit of information. That "dude in drag" was the guy they used for the "Get a Mac" ad campaign. He's in the iMovie commercial segment.
'sup
PC home movie
@@JoCaTen
PC: "Work in progress." 😅
Honestly never thought there would be a time in my life when I would genuinely smile because an Australian man got excited over an old iPod turning on.
as a degenerated developer, I can only say THIS IS AMAZING! it's like a time machine for what the poor programmers from back in the day were dealing with, testing things, mocking things up.. IT'S SO COOL!
If you appreciate that sort of thing, look at the game Micro Mages.
It's an NES game that was made off a Kickstarter in 2018. They made it fit into 40kB which was the size of early NES carts.
To give an idea of how crazy cellphones were
In 2005 when I was graduating Highschool, one to two people out of 500 had a cell phone.
In the Army, it wasn't until 2007 that Cellphones started getting mandatory.
nowadays that makes no sense
I was born 2007. It's cool to think that I was born in the years of Apple's rising
@@themysteryfighter if only you said you're 14 y.o, i won't even feel old
Pretty different story where i live! Highschool (2005 - 07) everyone i knew and everyone in my whole class had a phone (90% sony ericsson) then in late 07 / early 08 you would rarely see anything that wasn't an iPhone or samsung touch phone
I left high school in '02 and 50% of the school had a mobile phone, and I went to a public school
the apple devs knew we’d be getting a little overexcited around 9:30 in the video, so they kindly threw in the switchboard app to help us - T H I N K - U N S E X Y - T H O U G H T S -
Stupid sexy Steve jobs
I'm rock hard and ready to wrestle
This guy is a champ, he was all in on you doing whatever to them cuz he knows you respect the rarity.
ua-cam.com/play/PL8HBonuPDzxEsNU8Lls09ES05tFE5z-cq.html
@@mooviestonight468 cmon man why you gotta be like that... I wont watch them unless ive given my dollary doo to mr. Dank. Hes earned it.
@Moovies Tonight Fuck you dude, seriously.
Movies tonight, I reported you, see you in a billion years!
Fun fact #1: The crash date was 12/31/69 because of a epoch time glitch.
Fun fact #2: The teapot shown was the Utah Teapot which was a standard reference model used in many different 3d software for years.
Fun fact #3: The "guy in drag" was in a Mac commercial... apparently.
@@wesleymays1931 I know that exact commercial. The guy in drag was to represent a home movie edited in Windows Movie Maker compared to the supermodel in the same dress representing a home movie edited in iMovie. (Or a PC home movie vs Mac home movie, as they put it)
to add a bit more explanation to #1: epoch time basically measures the time that has passed since the 1st of January 1970 midnight. So every date before is essentially non-existing for the epoch time.
@@JoniiHDso it’s a iteration of unix time
Damn dude you’re starting to get close to 1 mil, I don’t even remember how many subs you had when I started watching, but it’s great
OBTAIN PERSONA? YEAH I WANNA BE A DETECTIVE had me dying
It was un*bearable* how he said that!
best line EVER
I guess YOU NEVER SEEN IT COMMING
@@RaccoonHenry aAa
Out of all the references I expected from this channel, this was not one of them.
Old UA-cam icon.
"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you".
Time stamp?
@@adamnottingham1580 4:20
@@Kiwi-hv8fg nice
@@williamchristman1165 wed noomber
@@Kiwi-hv8fg could you edit your comment and make it 4:19
I learned today that Marshall amps made a smartphone a while back. It apparently has all kinds of audio voodoo, two headphone jacks, and a bunch of incredible software for music. A true audiophile phone.
You should definitely try to get your hands on one!
Any other person:
Sees a Gundam, “Is that a Transformer?”
DankPods:
Sees Transformers, “I think that’s a Gundam or something”
told ya, he's australian, his mind has to be australian aswell to accomodate
Calling a Transformer a Gundam is a Japanese thing
Funny thing is, in the UC Timeline, the Zeon empire drops a huge-ass space station on Sydney, Australia, which means that everyone within Australia and maybe New Zealand would be utterly annihilated. Good thing DankPods doesn't exist in the Gundam universe, huh?
That made me hurt inside as I'm a fan of both
RX-78-2 or something
Ayyy by far the best youtube channel and the only one I've considered paying for on patreon. Even helped me get through my previous deployment.
DankPods content never dissapoints
It really is worth it. I pay the 10$ and every upload i love to try and find my name and screenshot it. But you dont even need the 10$ one. You can just get the 1$ one and its still totally worth it. Chattin with mr pods himself always makes my day. Hes a super busy guy but when i get the reply im smiling for hours
The $1 a month is totally worth it for 4 extra videos a month, and Dank interacts a bit more with the chat (when it actually works correctly).
But yeah, best $6 I’ve ever spent easily.
I love this channel. $1/month for DOUBLE DANK
The fact you could run unit tests (which test that the code does what its programmed to do on a function by function basis) tickled my programmer funny bone
Now you're taking a look to the real proto-nuggets! THE WAY THEY WERE INTENDED TO BE
Pronugs..?
@@alectheamazing thats for pro nuggets. Not prototype nuggets
@@joveaaron-real Hah, yeah.
Were*
Yeah, it's got the silly dev stuff on it
Devs tend to be very jokey people
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YOU HINTED THIS
he said it was on his patron
Oh god
@@ibishupessima_ it’s a trick with their name. Just tap or click on their picture.
@@ibishupessima_ it’s just his name …
@@ibishupessima_ ikr, he's a ghost!
Your after show about the original craig was hilarious.
At the beginning: We have to be careful with the box cause it's going straight into the Craig collection
At the end: Oh no it cuts through the craig
FYI DVT can also mean(in product development) “Device Validation Testing” or “Design Verification Testing.” Companies are kinda different in how they name stuff, but generally design levels are the same EV - DV - PV.
Edit: awesome video btw!
DVT also means “Digital Video Tech”.
DVT also means "Deep vein thrombosis"
>"These are treasures!"
Yes, these appear to have been treasured *thoroughly*.
when an unfinished game for the PVT is better then most mobile games today
Hearing you talk about weird obscure music giblets is weirdly calming
That teapot on 7:10 is the Utah teapot and it one of the first computer modelled objects. It's basically used like a Hello World program for tests.
We all saw that Tom Scott video too
oh yeah the Ut aaaah teapods
15:07 for future me when I inevitably watch this video again
SKANKPHONE
Being an adult with super bad adhd, I can't tell you how much I enjoy these videos.
They're genuinely fun and i love the hyper happy giggly energy. Hahahahaha
It's how I feel alot, like zoooom beep beep outta my way I'm off the walls!!!
Oh THAT'S why I love these. That explains some things
I have adhd
Ah yes, my fellow AAAAHDHDA members.
@@choppercove I feel that homie
Ok
When you said "Build multiparty? I need to have friends first," I felt that.
I love it when he says “Dingus” and “Nuggets”
they are both in my regular vocabulary
Pretty sure the man in drag at 9:32 is from one of those "Mac vs PC" commercials, where that man was the PC's home movie
I absolutely loved the double take on the format windows with the 6th gen pre-release
Recently, after binge-watching some of your content, I decided to look for my old iPod from 2002. Thankfully it didn't take too long to find, but now I get to look for the charger. I hope it doesn't take too long, I need to hear my torrented Kidz Bop tracks
the skankphone app actually had the useful stuff like internet browser, phone, sms, media and playground in it.
They were doing "Clickbait for a Cause" before it was cool
To shut off a application in switchboard, hold the power, sometimes you need to reset it via home + power
especially because he's the ipod guy, like wtf
I was thinking home and power the whole time, had to reset my iPod touch a lot back in the day
Not even trying to type "exit" or "quit" command :(
To be fair, he's never used these before
@@AstralPhnx He has definitely used iPods like ya know, the whole basis of the channel lmao.
Unit tests are pieces of code that test functions/pieces of code that will be in the final software. Once the function is written, a test can be written and if the test succeeds and fails when it needs to, you can rely on it from then on. You can then make performance/resource improvements to functions and run the unit tests that will tell you if any as well as which functions got messed up and no longer have the intended behavior.
funfact about the 1969 crash at 7:52 a lot of electronics use to base their clock time off of the "epoch" which was january 1st 1970. and if you set your clock date and time to before 1970 it would crash your device potentially bricking it because it would be stuck with an invalid time and error out.
Unix time
For some unknown reason I laughed really hard at the part where he saw the crash from 1968. I was sipping water at the time and choked and nearly coughed my fricken lungs out, god that hurt
The switchboard app with the man in drag was an app that crashed on purpose and I think that’s what that crash was
They probably set the time to 01/01/1970 and the timezone difference made it 12/31/1969
I know he won’t see this but I just want you to know that your Chanel has helped more than you can imagine in the last year I just wanna say thanks and don’t go anywhere anytime soon 👉👈
Danks videos are like Marvel movies with the end credit scenes featuring Frank
I remember making a “amazing prototype fidget cube” and it was literally a box with switches
very innovative
8:40 that switch board icon tho..
I work in software qa and this was genuinely interesting. Just by going through the different versioned names of the model kinda gives us insight into what Apple did for testing.
I don't work on hardware though so seeing the testing tools (as apps) they've built is pretty interesting too.
It’s like a CycliPod Touch
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9:25 That’s actually the PC guy’s knock-off model for one of the Mac vs PC advertisements back in the day. Very interesting to see it in iPod development firmware!
As a fellow Australian can I just say how happy I’ve been to see this channel grow. Not long ago you were at 50k this growth has been insane - you’re fucking hilarious though so u deserve it
Man, getting the opportunity to mess around with prototype iPods must feel like an archeologist using a dinosaur bone to sword fight his peers.
I feel like when I finally kick the bucket one day and my life flashes before my eyes, an Australian hysterically yelling “SKANKPHONE” will be one of the memories that flashes before my eyes
People have already pointed out that Soundwave and Rumble are Transformers. To add to that information, Soundwave was a microcassette recorder and Rumble was one of the cassettes. Perhaps "Soundwave" represents a recording app and "Rumble" is a stand-in for the iTunes music library?
That... Actually makes a surprising amount of sense.
@@thecianinator Honestly like how someone at Apple was a TF fan/
also interesting that they used red rumble instead of blue, which would mean they prefer the comic over the cartoon
Oh boy I remember the iPod with the camera on the middle, an absolute piece of history
5:55 Wait, what? AT commands? GPRS?! That’s a mobile data standard! Not only does it have a camera, it looks like it also has cellular!
Probably not, considering the iPod Touch and iPhone had simular OSes at the time, most likely that both devices had the same testing apps installed. Explains why it locked up when he tried to do anything, the app was trying to issue commands to hardware that just isn't there
9:25 ah, I remember that guy. I had that on my iPhone 2G. same guy, but the "app" was named SkankPhone. And when you opened it, it closed the regular home screen (SpringBoard), and went into something that looks similar to the SwitchBoard iPod that wouldn't die
The sound bytes from that Onword game were later used in educational app dev tests by Apple. I haven’t heard those in a LONG time
The guy in the switchboard app was from one of the mac vs pc adverts if you remember those.
3:50 I'm just imagining DankPods singing 'Here we go boys' for 5 solid minutes
Someone should make a full song from that. If not someone else, then I will.
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I found this channel a few weeks ago and decided I needed to experiance the magic behind owning and using an iPod classic. I did some research and 5 days, $45 on the ipod and about $60-70 on iTunes, I am the proud owner of my favorite audio device (including my iPhone) ever, the mighty iPod 4th gen. Thank you for the comedy dankPods!! keep at it!
"Yeah Jack I'll just use this picture of you in drag, don't worry, it's not like almost 2,000,000 people will see it in 14 years I'm just showing it to engineering!"
The 1969 crash is probably to do with the fact that all devices measure time with seconds since 1st January 1970 (it's called Unix time) and there used to be a very prolific bug with the iPhones where you could push the date and time before then which would loop it back to like the year 100M. And the phone just didn't know what to do and would crash
me watching him tell the iPod "all right mate, she's still thinking" is literally me to my brain during exams. who knew this channel is so.... relatable
i'd got a nostaliga wave right there rewatching this, thats
'PC's Home Movie" from those old apple vs PC ad's.
The label on the back of the Classic prototype is cool, it lists the manufacturers for all the components. (11:22)
dankpod: let the ipod battery die
me: JUST LONG PRESS THE POWER AND HOME BUTTON
Seeing those old apps reminds me of 2013-early 2014. Seeing the "Slide to unlock" really hit my nostalgia brain
My absolute favorite part about these (except Frank cameos) is the text in the video.
Both jokes and info are in them, what else do you need?
I am a simple man. I watch Dank, I get a notification for Dank, I watch new dank.
You aren't funny
The beef going on between you needs an anime adaptation
@@SonimodGR you neither
Oh its about to go down.
The comedy war
11:37 that youtube logo hit me with nostalgia. Idk if that was an ipod thing but damn.
Uh huh I see, Cydia. It's been jailbroken.
That's funny.
oh hi @@CristobalArenasStudios
I relate to Frank too much. I got Blu Rays to watch and games to play on ever-decaying hardware and I just lie down in bed and stare at the mess of water bottles and coffee cans that my computer desk has become.
I feel that.
Did you know you have clinical depression and need to see a doctor
@@thecianinator I live in America, I can't afford that.
@@BigNerdSam Well that fucking sucks. May you soon land a job with benefits (or in a better country)!
When he typed "wakgdlo6eii" I felt that
Hey it's dkart!
I’m not even a tech person I’m just here for his personality
Hey! I know a thing or two about iOS. That means I can attempt to infer what most of the demos are:
- CoreMotionTest - its purpose is obvious. The name comes from the CoreMotion framework.
- CooLTool - it looks like this is about location positioning/triangulation for each antenna, given the icon and the “latlong” in the detail for each header.
- IAPViewer - In-App Purchase viewer. The red text at the top right refers to the in-app purchase daemon, iapd. Doesn’t look like there’s a way to add anything, so maybe it’s just a list of all IAPs or a log viewer?
- FigCam - “fig” appears to refer to the front-facing/back-facing combo setup. Hopefully I’m remembering that right. Basically, early version of the iPhone 4 camera app.
- FlyTrap - not entirely sure, but given the name and the Quick Bug tab (which has a cell with the title “Localization Issues”), I’m guessing it tests for common code oversights by automating scenarios
- GameKitTester - you’re right: GameKit is the underlying framework for Game Center.
- CompareTable... - I seriously have no idea. Unless it’s short for CompareTableViews, in which case it might be for testing table view data source sorting? I have no idea
- KeyRecorder: I have only the name to go on, but maaaaaaybe it’s for hardware keyboard testing?
- KeyboardTester - almost certainly for hardware keyboard testing
- Magneto - magnetometer tester
- MemoryMunch - uses up memory at a steady rate, probably to test if apps handle limited resources correctly
- Onword - GameKit demo app
- Radar - bug tracker used by Apple
- SwitchBoard - *should* boot into SwitchBoard, lol
- Tanks - multiplayer matchmaking GameKit demo
- Touch Fighter - gyro and GameKit demo
SwitchBoard is a barebones OS meant for *hardware* testing :)
WOO BABY! 7 DAYS IS TOO LONG!
My first ever mobile device was an iPod Touch. It's very rare that I get a 'nostalgia trip'(as in the actual kind of nostalgia) from watching a UA-cam video, but this was one of the few times where it really happened. Meshing with the excitement I get when I get to see prototypes and development versions of things, this was an amazing watch, even by DankPods standards, in my opinion. /g
Gonna use the fact i'm early to say this: Dank please talk about equalizers in audio equipment, you haven't touched that subject once even though they can help with making many low quality boomy headphones sound fine when you bump up the high end and diminish the low end making them sound more flat, i find that equalizers are oftenly ignored by the more audiophile community
“Immediately off topic”
It’s when you see that you know it’s a good video
I got an iPhone 13 Pro Max recently as a Christmas gift to myself, and it's really weird seeing these old iPods in retrospect and remembering how iPhones used to look like that. What a ways we've come.
He showed the "format windows" he is dead and everyone watching the video. We werent meant to see this. They will find us
Being excited after buying a new multiplayer game to play with my friends
Me: 8:04
I remember jail breaking my 4th and 5th gen ipods. All of these were just jailbroken devices, even the phones. The apps were just all kinds of kids’ hardware programming tests and tutorial projects.
9:13 honestly sounds like the beginning of the rugrats theme ripoff
Insanely envious of your former students. Your content is extremely engaging, especially considering this isnt a subject I generally care all that much about
(7:05) That teapot is the first thing that was ever modelled in 3D on a computer way back in the day. (70s?) It's sort of an in joke in 3D modelling circles these days.
I'm having a bad day today. I failed my test and I'm pretty sure the score will make retake another semester but uncle dankpods just uploaded. uncle dankpods always makes me smile. thank you weird uncle
9:48 imagine someone looking for this abandoned game
ono
1:48 damn it i accidentally fixed an ipod again. Happens too often
5:15
Wow can't believe apple think that rumble is the red one smh
15:40 cameras on iPods couldn't be opened with less that 5% battery, or something like that, and you had 2% battery so maybe that's why it didn't open (also note it wasn't just a software thing, you could force to open it if you had it jailbroken but it would glitch out a lot so it wasn't worth it)
Dev fused iPhones are absolutely fascinating to me. Very interesting to see what lies behind the curtain.
“It’s like it’s never finished or something”
Words to live by
~6:00 my guess for that iPod is that it's not running iOS but using a custom Linux OS that the dev team made for that iPod.
As a programmer it's great to sometimes remind yourself that everyone's prototypes are janky AF.
I've been waiting for so long for the iGod to deliver more treasures