I found a bootleg iPod Touch.
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We're gonna need to see a 1TB Craig
There are some things that Man was never meant to meddle with.
I've got the 16GB nugget, still works too!
10000000000000TB
We're gonna need to see a working craig first
Brick Forcianer All Craig’s are dysfunctional.
normal people have their cpu overheat.
Craig has his headphones overheat
Headphones overheat?? WAIT WHAT!
Someone will get melted headphones/earphones in their ears, and NEVER play rock music with it! (Bacause chance of fire in ears 1000%, apply to athems and some music)
😂
Stupid Jaosn I have my bladdehey baattereh do the shit
That's so Craig!
typical for the brutes
Oh god... I remember asking my dad for an iPhone for Christmas and getting this (the non Craig version) and him telling me "it's basically the same thing" and crying inside 😨
Thats a large OOF from me my g
Its not the same thing, its better
@@TobascoCatMC no, it's not the Craig. If it was the Craig i would have taken it over any other product any day
He should have surged for the Craig. He's cheap.
I did aswell and now my parents understand how they damaged me emotionally 😂😂😂
I love how the Craig actually has provisions for the camera! Look at the PCB, it has the connections for a camera!!
Probably a premade chinese PCB to be used in several different products.
Imagine dying because you forgot to wash your hands after using craig.
Craig gives you coivd 19
Broly Main in Fighterz No, Craig gives you lead posioning, which is worse than COVID.
It kills you slowly and makes you an idiot and/or puts you in coma before you get the sweet release of death.
@@loganiushere its a joke
Alex Welt Lead posioning isn’t.
@@loganiushere "you've had coma for 10 months, that's gay."
Where is she? Where is she?!
"Auxiliary mode."
Oh baby 😍
LOL NORMAL PEOPLE BE SIMPING FOR GIRLS WEEBES BE BE SIMPING FOR ANIME GIRLS BOI WE BE SIMPING FOR SPEAKERS
Get distracted lol
Edit: boom I fixed it no more r/ihadastroke
@@vauledmanx r/ihadastroke
It really is hilarious how that voice is just seductive sounding *enough* to make you feel like there’s something off about it but not *too* explicit for it to be really weird that they launched the speaker sounding that way
Like some kind of of uncanny valley of sensual voices lol
@@vauledmanx we be sipping
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 yep no simp
_”It’s stickier than a stick!”_
That has no business being that funny 😂😂
Craig was that friend at school that just copied the homework from the good students.
and we're all like.. oh that's so Craig!
_points 1gritty at nokia_
"i dont wanna risk the 1 grit"
sounds about right
Can’t risk the 1 grit
@@davidoros3268 that's so craig
HE COLLECTS JAPANESE NUGGET CARS. mighty car mods & DankPods collab
I would love to see that
I lost it dude HE HAS A HONDA CITY UWNDJEKJDNDJW
Timestamp?
Not only that, but Marty is a sound engineer and Moog is a musician. They might actually be friends already.
Conner Crum
2:55
These random old videos on old devices are always so eerie to me, a very strange and unique window into the past.
I agree. Even my own old videos from when I was young that feel just like that.
You basically unmask the memories of a person who ended up being in the same position as you
the Britney Spears song being the one it was then requiring you to hit it more than once to make the phone stop is a level of meta im not ready for
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIMEEE
"That's not how you spell colour."
*angry freedom noises*
Angry ford truck noises
angry no luxury-car tax noises
*angry Walmart noises*
*Screams in tariffs*
what freedom lmaoaoao
“The Toilet Dock“ i will use that whenever my friend uses his u-shaped ipod dock
I ruined the like count
RigaRiggleMan ok nerd
mclean ok nerd
CoolRayquazaGaming ok nerd
@@OfficialUnderDog ok nerd
When you can't stop an copyrighted song while recording a youtube video:
What would I do: unplug it
Dankpods: *breaks the screen*
10:30 my mum after destroying the tv, throwing her phone, and breaking the plates
Gotta say, the “Stop the Britney” in slow motion was hilarious.
Ikr
It really was
i almost thought the pfp was mine lmao
@@R4Y_TWO lmao
Awesome iPhone it's not lamo it's lmao
The content of this channel is mildly interesting however, the editing, personality, character, lines and continuity are so on point that I watch every video. Such a great channel 👍🏼
r/mildyinteresting
M I L D
That’s a way to describe it 🤣🤣
Exactly.
Me: Who cares about old trashy MP3 Players?
Also Me: Oh, hey! I haven't seen this DankPods episode!
yeah I could watch him yell at pretty much anything
11:51 P O O R U B B E R
(12:07) That screen looks to me as though it was ripped out of a CECT phone of the time, and they made a knockoff of the original iPhone that used the same display, called the P168. The same displays were also used on some Arduino and/or Raspberry Pi add-on boards.
"What will we name our company?"
"Let's be Craig!"
I'm still amazed that was okayed by multiple people.
If they're just rebranding generic hardware that is available under other names, can you be entirely certain multiple people are involved?
@@ids1024 to be fair it very well could be a single person who actually is named Craig and just wasn't able to find a good name for his business.
"Craig is a good name!" - Craig
Plot twist: it's literally just a single guy working from his basement making bootleg electronics. His name is Craig.
At least it's unique.
9:19 yooo that's Czech! at 9:30 the pop-up is asking if you would like to continue watching where you left off, essentially.
It's like the Bing version of Czech
@@ChuUnthor yea i was like pokračovat, thats czech and than i tried to read the rest and got a heart attack
Čeština občas překvapí tam kde byste to vůbec nečekali :D
@dveřecz zdravím krajany
Was looking for this comment. Very broken Czech 😅 Automatic translation from ~2008
DankPods: What a wierd language.
Me who lives in Czech Republic and speaks natively with this language: Okay.
It is a little weird tho. I'd definitely call it that if I were an aussie.
Řekl jsem si úplně to samý 😂 [ I told to myself the same think 😂]
@@macej43 Nemusíš na mě anglicky.
@@kitsunemusic9 Czech is kinda weird tho
@@vulcanitu2578 Kind of is and kinda of isnt. But its interesting how many swear words we have.😂
6:44 Ow! I actually cut myse-
*-100HP*
*C R A I G*
Slow motion: "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DELUXE NUGGET." thats it, thats what makes me laugh.
I feel weirdly sad about the smashed nugget with the video. Like, what if that was the last precious proof of Aunt Jenny's existence?
It's gone but not forgotten...
gotta love the analysis though
But the whole recording is on this video
Eh, it’s g. I have an aunt Jenny. Not related to this god tho
10:53 as much as i hate these cheap things i have to say that i really enjoy how easy they are to take apart. Nowdays you need heatgun to take apart most things..... :(
5:16 man does not give a flying f*ck, i love how he just wants to piss people off. Lol
"Florida, you're not a state you're a monster!"
The whole world knows
Floridians: *cat cries with thumbs up*
Tell that to my neighbor. Here down South we call ‘em the human flamethrower. He’ll set your grass on fire without even trying.
@@bluezircon1432 Here in the east we uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
As someone who is a college student in Florida, I can confirm this.
@@TylerTMG???
9:12 There’s just something so charming about a man talking to his sexy voice speaker girlfriend, man I love this channel!
TheSkrill656 yeah definitely
That’s not a man
@@MrOof-mt9zg They're talking about DankPods when they said "a man", not the sexy speaker
@@hudde814 no hes right, everyone knows that dank pods is just a floating camera with hands
Profile pic fits the bill
I looked back on this video and realized that the last one nugget was in "Czech" language.
Was so funny to look at it because half of the messages were totally wrong and didn't make sense.
2:38 - That's actually a common misconception- It's not Windows 98, it's _98 Windows_ , Craig's proprietary OS for their flagship laptops, the Craigbook Flair.
How could Apple rip off Craig by taking their design!
Dastardly.
Those dirty scumbags!
Ikr!?
Poor Craigy Boy, getting ripped off by the mates in Cupertino
And they got more famous? GRRRRRR
0:53 some news about Craig, there still around and actualy doing ok. My friend has a Craig speaker (unsurprisingly shitty) and ive seen some accesories made by them in a Five below.
I think you mean unsurprisingly amazing
It's not the original craig. Someone bought the rights to the name and packages shitty Chinese electronics using the name. The original Craig made home and car stereo back in the 60's and 70's. They weren't spectacular, but they weren't the level of horse manure Dank Pods got his hands on here.
@@unattributed1641 really?!
@@unattributed1641 i had no idea at all
Unattributed CRAIG HAS BEEN STOLEN
8:44 "I must be in a weird app"
The top says "E-Book" so yeah...
13:45 AH! I found the origin of the "Use Scarlet Fire to blow up the earbuds" bit!
I remember having one of these things as a kid years ago when the iPod touch first dropped. I'd always parade the bootleg that it was around calling my technological abomination the iFraud Touch
I had a real iPod touch in high school for a while. It was fun for a while but after getting an actual phone I no longer had a use for it.
@@scratchsoft2347 My iPod touch never broke but I eventually got rid of it because I had a phone and didn't see any value in keeping the iPod anymore. Now I'm looking into modding these older iPods thanks to this channel.
I got a used 4th gen right around 2011-2012 I think? I loved that thing. Still have it as just an iPod though the screen has a hole in it now.
Now I understand why people have a visceral reaction of laughing. I need more sleep, but this actually managed to make me snort.
I had the Coby 828 MP3 Player, it was a piece of crap, my brother had the same one and for some reason his camera was more clear even though they were both 0.3 megapixels, and his screen was a little bit brighter, it was really crappy but it was better then these ones, then I got an iPod touch 4 and I was so happy, then I didn’t want my old one so my sister through it at the wall and the screen got destroyed, it didn’t crack because it was plastic and not glass, the screen broke the same way TVs and non-touch screen screens break where they become all glitched and colorful
him: Color, that’s not how you spell colour
me, an American: wait
**casually flexes 2nd amendment**
Flexes British english
They are both correct
www.grammarly.com/blog/color-colour/#:~:text=When%20choosing%20between%20color%20and,uses%20the%20longer%20form%2C%20colour.
*is confused in canadian*
@@da1t036 our's is "colour" just like the british
“Oops I did it again”
*proceeds to be destroyed with a rock*
“Stickier than a stick” has entered my daily vocabulary
“Hey, can I copy your homework?”
“Yeah, just make sure to change some of the answers so the teacher doesn’t notice”
That's the perfect discription
craig and the dirty one did that
The “full sims” thing is funnier than its allowed to be
Oyökø
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@@Yaya-dk7ov I agree.
@@Yaya-dk7ov I strongle disagree with that political opinion.
(3:35) Yeah, why don't we use cm more often? It's a 7 cm screen.
I don't know why I love you. Your accent and Aussie specific jokes (I'm Canadian btw), your whit, joke frequency, editing, and sense of humor just match up so perfectly with mine, I laugh out loud literally every video
Right when my day was taking more of a nose dive, Dankpods holds out his hand and helps me back up
FirePies44 im not joking, I was starting to have a panic attack and feel really depressed, then I saw he uploaded and I was glad he did so
Rahal Fan girl I totally felt you on that one 😭😂
YES
I feel this is just to get attention, but if it's real, I believe you
And to believe Craig was there too
7:57 This is literally a word to word translation of *"Is Charging"* in Czech.
100% Quality translation. Probably just done through Google translate.
9:24 is the same thing.
*"Continue play last"*
Lol right
bruh u western spy shit
i know it's the year 2020 and nearly everyone's got internet access, but seeing czech on here makes my heart swell, even if it's got dam terrible czech lol
T_T
bruh
“It’s stickier than a stick”
DankPods, 2020
By the way, if you ever need to remove this sticky rubber from something, Isopropyl Alcohol dissolves the rubber perfectly but leaves the plastic intact. Worked well for two items (and not so well when I had Isoprope on my finger and touched the rubber on my mouse)
"Its stickier than a stick"
Best line ever
"Its like an old mates name."
-Danky Janky 2020
*toilet dock*
His real name is Wade.
@@resolvanlemmy hhmmm...
"I wonder if this one looks any different,"
Me unironically: "Good question."
I need help.
“I don’t want to risk the grit” is the funniest joke in all you videos
I had one of these! It actually has a resistive touch screen, not capacitive like modern phones, which combined with the terrible UI just made for an awful experience. It was better to use it with a pencil. But it could play music, which was all I cared for until I could get my hands on a proper, not nightmare inducing device.
I still have it btw, the battery is gone but still powers on.
So, the battery is fake.
@@mineko2219 That's just what happens when cheap Chinese batteries are used for more than a week lol.
I still have one too, got it out a few weeks ago and the battery still works!
A NDS style of touch screen
@@SimbianGaming exactly, except the precision is complete garbage, good thing I could navigate using the buttons.
First “na no” and now “bonk.” I love this guys voice.
I shit you not there is a 5 minute long video of him saying "na no" and I loved every second of it
TheGodCold link or it didn’t happen
@@davidoros3268 watch?v=QBb7LhnWzbI
@@TheGodCold Ok I believe you
I saw it as well!
“So the song I’m listening to is called Scarlet Fire”. We know, mate. We know.
A car vlog would be pretty cool tbh, I love to hear the tidbits about your projects.
I never thought I'd see someone smash a bootleg iPod to avoid a ContentID.
Spoilers man, spoilers.
*video opens with 1 grit*
yep, this is gonna be a great episode
7:35 it sounds like a lawnmower.
"Stop the Britney" is my new favourite thing, thank you.
“That’s not how you spell colour.”
*Angry American Noises*
Yes this made me laugh
Honestly, I wonder why I even give my 10 freedom bucks to him.
wait Americans don’t spell it like colour? I’ve done this basically my entire life n no one has told me that’s not right
@@babyphoenixteda eh. Tomato, toumato
@@babyphoenixteda Yeah we Americans spell it like "color".
I feel a little bad for the one that got the 1 Grit. It was the only that “worked” and was punished for it lol.
If only the one that got the 1 grit stopped the Britney before he got mad.
STOOOOOP DE BRRRIIIIIIITTTTNNNNEEEEYYYYY
10:00 IT'S A MASTERPIECE....
I do really love your videos.
You are hilarious.
And I really enjoy the speaker and headphone videos, I like learning about different sounds
I love how there's just a piece of tape over the battery's capacity
Proud of your product eh?
@@Kalvinjj I laugh at them all the same. Random clone devices are fascinating to me though.
It's 500mah. It's just ridiculous how that could work with a so tiny battery.
But the rockchip chipset is not that bad, it's the screen that draws so much power. When the screen is off you could expect ipod mini 1st Gen battery life out of this thing
@@benjiderrick4590 Oh the Rockchip ones! Those were the best of the generic ones indeed, I remember I had one too, 320x240 screen and touch buttons, 4GB. Navigation was pretty fast and audio quality was (for my ears listening to MP3 in crappy earphones) pretty good.
Just video playback was odd: it would only support .AVI files with .MP2 audio (yes, MP2, NOT MP3) and up to *20* FPS .XviD video, with some specific b-frame and i-frame limitations that I don't remember anymore.
I went quite deep into testing and probing around the files that it supported back then, to not rely on the weird converter programs that were provided otherwise.
“Alright listen ladies... and everyone else”
Gold.
How did I not catch that
5:51 *oh naur*
Mario maker?
Someday your Craig collection is gonna be the envy of... Idk someone
11:27
When the Brittany won’t stop
HE OWNS A HONDA CITY! He just got another point of coolness in my book.
YEES REEEE
The only way he could get cooler is if he has a matching Motocompo.
That's Dennis the Super Nugget
thats cooler
the fuck is a Honda city
7:19
“OH GOD LOOK, GRAAAGH! IT LOOKS LIKE A POO!”
No human noise sounds more disgusted than Dank. Died of laughter.
"Florida you're not a state, you're a monster" is just *chef's kiss*
HE HAS A HONDA CITY, I love this channel even more all of a sudden.
i wasnt expecting the honda city but boy am i glad to see one where i didnt expect one
now i want a dankpods MCM collab tbh
VTEC go brr...
If only it was a Supra
(JDM fanboy, much)
@@krishnendupurohit not in a city
i love how inclusive our aussie is
"welcome ladies, and everyone else"
I could've sworn I've owned a craig like this. My mind is foggy ahhhh 🥲
I wonder if we'll ever find out who this mysterious Aunt Jenny is? XD
0:53 Craig #1
1:04 Craig #2
1:08 Craig #3
1:16 Craig #4
1:19 Craig #5
1:27 Craig #6
1:39 Craig #7
2:19 Craig #8
2:42 Craig(s) #9
2:51 Craig #nugget (10)
(about) 3:15 Craig #CraigDisc (11)
3:23 Craig #SilverLinedCraigDisc (12)
(about) 3:42 Craig #plshelpimgoinginsane (13)
I heard Crai so i dont count on 4:15
4:30 Craig #CraigAttack (14/15 if i counted the crai)
4:43 Craig #AAAAAAAAAAAA (16)
look at the replies in a bit or rn to see the rest my hands hurt
@@Dominik-tx7vg Craig
Craig
@@simonisaak-baca8884 yes
@@Dominik-tx7vg Craig.
5:01 Craiggggggg (17)
3:54 you can even see the reflection of the guy who took the photo for the manual lmao
That ‘something happened’ I couldn’t handle it
I used to have a bootleg iPod touch. It was more pressing the screen than touching it. The little nug survived a whole year, and what a great year it was.
It was a great time waster for those long road trips. I watched hundreds of episodes of animes on it. It was like having a little TV in your hand, and at that time where smart phone was non existent, it was all such a novelty.
"Something happened"
> Dank smashes the NOT-Craig until Kingdom come.
10:22 gotta love "STOP THE BRITTNEY SPEARS!"
"STOP!!! STOP THE BRITTNEY!!!"
"Am I fixing this right?"
*rips it a part*
I keep rewatching all these dank pods vids.... they're just so. Craig.
Imagine your the kid who owned that icoustic and u just watched him destroy it
The kid would be pretty happy to know that piece of crap can never hurt anyone again.
@@RiderLeangle2 little did you know that kid liked that kind of crap.
@Cyrus Van Gogh what if they did have an
@Cyrus Van Gogh I think that's a mean thing to say, but it might not be considering your comment has a like
Me: Mom can I get an iPod touch?
Mom: No we got iPod touch at home!
iPod touch at home:
CRAAAAAIG
The grit V.s the Nokia 3310, *When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object*
10:33 oops he did it again 😂
The crazy language is Czech, in the video part it was asking you if you wanted to continue watching from where you left off. Top notch technology right there!
*sad slav noises*
Lmaooo I thought it was Serbian or Slovenian 😂
Is it your native language?
@@survil321 it's my second :)
@@KylieEm respect to you
I've been laughing/crying at the sudden reaction of "Stop the Britney!"
I must admit I was not expecting that 🤣
same lol
HEADPHONE JACK LISTED AS A FEATURE!
Damn, Craig was ahead of its time, bois, everyone else was in 2007 but Craig was living in 2021!!
I live what is basically a 30 minute drive away from Craig headquarters. And by “headquarters” its just a tiny, white building with no sign or anything on it in a part of the city that has a notoriously high crime rate.
You should have called the Craig customer helpline. We need to hear Craig and all his Craigness
According to Amazon, Craig was released to the masses on June 18, 2010!
Oh Jesus
Oh ok
Craig has partnered up with Magnavox (because somehow they still exist) to make tablets, boom boxes and DVD players
Seriously? The makers of the first games console partnered with Craig??
there's something about seeing Dank Pods destroy a bootleg ipod touch with "One More Time" faintly playing in the background that makes me laugh
The “working” bootleg touch is in Czech, and the language is *very broken.*
I am czech and its very broken XD
@@MazanecYT yes
True
*is c h a r g i n g*
Its a nightmare to learn
I literally was thinking about dankpods then I refreshed the tab and BAM! My favorite Australian!
Oh wow, I actually recognize that UI! I legitimately had this MP3 player! Well, without the Craig logo. And mine was blue. I actually liked one of the default songs from it and still have it in my library. It was Perfect Weapon by Communiqué.
That "crazy language" on the third one Is my language And Its czech, a slovak language.
fake, czech is not real
Behind Dead Eyes yeah same thing with Canada, what a myth lol
Hahaha
Jony Yes, but it’s still a crazy language, is it not?
Czech is a crazy language, my grandma was a native speaker and I would pick up bits and pieces of it. I remember a word that sounded like "bruzich", like if you combined the word "bruise" and "each", and it basically meant like... Well, I got called it when I was being a little shit, so it mean that! Haha