I found a bootleg iPod Touch.

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  • @stupidjaosn
    @stupidjaosn 4 роки тому +4490

    normal people have their cpu overheat.
    Craig has his headphones overheat

  • @Salorlor
    @Salorlor 4 роки тому +8326

    We're gonna need to see a 1TB Craig

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 4 роки тому +338

      There are some things that Man was never meant to meddle with.

    • @marens101
      @marens101 4 роки тому +118

      I've got the 16GB nugget, still works too!

    • @SubsBy-dl8kf
      @SubsBy-dl8kf 4 роки тому +28

      10000000000000TB

    • @madman9220
      @madman9220 4 роки тому +103

      We're gonna need to see a working craig first

    • @nathanhunt6208
      @nathanhunt6208 4 роки тому +23

      Brick Forcianer All Craig’s are dysfunctional.

  • @feilsafe
    @feilsafe 3 роки тому +818

    Oh god... I remember asking my dad for an iPhone for Christmas and getting this (the non Craig version) and him telling me "it's basically the same thing" and crying inside 😨

    • @sarajolie3098
      @sarajolie3098 3 роки тому +52

      Thats a large OOF from me my g

    • @TobascoCatMC
      @TobascoCatMC 3 роки тому +54

      Its not the same thing, its better

    • @anonymoususer9197
      @anonymoususer9197 2 роки тому +48

      @@TobascoCatMC no, it's not the Craig. If it was the Craig i would have taken it over any other product any day

    • @nullvid
      @nullvid 2 роки тому +22

      He should have surged for the Craig. He's cheap.

    • @doge3979
      @doge3979 2 роки тому +11

      I did aswell and now my parents understand how they damaged me emotionally 😂😂😂

  • @alexh7849
    @alexh7849 4 роки тому +496

    _points 1gritty at nokia_
    "i dont wanna risk the 1 grit"
    sounds about right

  • @ponderingypanda
    @ponderingypanda 4 роки тому +4869

    Imagine dying because you forgot to wash your hands after using craig.

    • @brolymaininfighterz962
      @brolymaininfighterz962 4 роки тому +125

      Craig gives you coivd 19

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 4 роки тому +208

      Broly Main in Fighterz No, Craig gives you lead posioning, which is worse than COVID.
      It kills you slowly and makes you an idiot and/or puts you in coma before you get the sweet release of death.

    • @alexwelt
      @alexwelt 4 роки тому +21

      @@loganiushere its a joke

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 4 роки тому +157

      Alex Welt Lead posioning isn’t.

    • @aileenp.5218
      @aileenp.5218 4 роки тому +48

      @@loganiushere "you've had coma for 10 months, that's gay."

  • @anthonyvolkman2338
    @anthonyvolkman2338 3 роки тому +111

    I love how the Craig actually has provisions for the camera! Look at the PCB, it has the connections for a camera!!

    • @ThePiprian
      @ThePiprian 2 роки тому +13

      Probably a premade chinese PCB to be used in several different products.

  • @TamyM
    @TamyM 4 роки тому +516

    9:19 yooo that's Czech! at 9:30 the pop-up is asking if you would like to continue watching where you left off, essentially.

    • @ChuUnthor
      @ChuUnthor 4 роки тому +54

      It's like the Bing version of Czech

    • @j3rkys
      @j3rkys 3 роки тому +48

      @@ChuUnthor yea i was like pokračovat, thats czech and than i tried to read the rest and got a heart attack

    • @FrodoMaster1996
      @FrodoMaster1996 3 роки тому +36

      Čeština občas překvapí tam kde byste to vůbec nečekali :D

    • @filipsimek1459
      @filipsimek1459 3 роки тому +15

      @dveřecz zdravím krajany

    • @eXe09
      @eXe09 3 роки тому +12

      Was looking for this comment. Very broken Czech 😅 Automatic translation from ~2008

  • @jr_8712
    @jr_8712 4 роки тому +1801

    Gotta say, the “Stop the Britney” in slow motion was hilarious.

  • @mathy906
    @mathy906 2 роки тому +91

    Craig was that friend at school that just copied the homework from the good students.
    and we're all like.. oh that's so Craig!

  • @erno404
    @erno404 4 роки тому +720

    “The Toilet Dock“ i will use that whenever my friend uses his u-shaped ipod dock

  • @lukemullett7506
    @lukemullett7506 4 роки тому +3516

    The content of this channel is mildly interesting however, the editing, personality, character, lines and continuity are so on point that I watch every video. Such a great channel 👍🏼

    • @yur7235
      @yur7235 4 роки тому +45

      r/mildyinteresting

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 роки тому +9

      M I L D

    • @moronicidiot529
      @moronicidiot529 3 роки тому +7

      That’s a way to describe it 🤣🤣

    • @ThatIckyGuy
      @ThatIckyGuy 3 роки тому +32

      Exactly.
      Me: Who cares about old trashy MP3 Players?
      Also Me: Oh, hey! I haven't seen this DankPods episode!

    • @runforitman
      @runforitman 3 роки тому +4

      yeah I could watch him yell at pretty much anything

  • @egekazakmusic
    @egekazakmusic 3 роки тому +192

    These random old videos on old devices are always so eerie to me, a very strange and unique window into the past.

    • @KittyUZutty
      @KittyUZutty Рік тому +13

      I agree. Even my own old videos from when I was young that feel just like that.

    • @Pikmew
      @Pikmew Рік тому +7

      You basically unmask the memories of a person who ended up being in the same position as you

  • @theskrill656
    @theskrill656 4 роки тому +354

    9:12 There’s just something so charming about a man talking to his sexy voice speaker girlfriend, man I love this channel!

    • @balotelli5572
      @balotelli5572 4 роки тому +5

      TheSkrill656 yeah definitely

    • @MrOof-mt9zg
      @MrOof-mt9zg 4 роки тому +1

      That’s not a man

    • @hudde814
      @hudde814 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrOof-mt9zg They're talking about DankPods when they said "a man", not the sexy speaker

    • @nothinglol6751
      @nothinglol6751 4 роки тому +25

      @@hudde814 no hes right, everyone knows that dank pods is just a floating camera with hands

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 4 роки тому +2

      Profile pic fits the bill

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 4 роки тому +905

    "What will we name our company?"
    "Let's be Craig!"
    I'm still amazed that was okayed by multiple people.

    • @ids1024
      @ids1024 4 роки тому +62

      If they're just rebranding generic hardware that is available under other names, can you be entirely certain multiple people are involved?

    • @Carnyzzle
      @Carnyzzle 4 роки тому +77

      @@ids1024 to be fair it very well could be a single person who actually is named Craig and just wasn't able to find a good name for his business.

    • @AkariInsko
      @AkariInsko 4 роки тому +84

      "Craig is a good name!" - Craig

    • @music-by-storm
      @music-by-storm 4 роки тому +52

      Plot twist: it's literally just a single guy working from his basement making bootleg electronics. His name is Craig.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 роки тому +11

      At least it's unique.

  • @CharlieCat18
    @CharlieCat18 3 роки тому +85

    _”It’s stickier than a stick!”_
    That has no business being that funny 😂😂

  • @FilFee
    @FilFee 4 роки тому +339

    7:57 This is literally a word to word translation of *"Is Charging"* in Czech.
    100% Quality translation. Probably just done through Google translate.
    9:24 is the same thing.
    *"Continue play last"*

  • @SonicAlpha
    @SonicAlpha 4 роки тому +1356

    Where is she? Where is she?!
    "Auxiliary mode."
    Oh baby 😍

    • @vauledmanx
      @vauledmanx 4 роки тому +54

      LOL NORMAL PEOPLE BE SIMPING FOR GIRLS WEEBES BE BE SIMPING FOR ANIME GIRLS BOI WE BE SIMPING FOR SPEAKERS
      Get distracted lol
      Edit: boom I fixed it no more r/ihadastroke

    • @glubdalub3349
      @glubdalub3349 4 роки тому +32

      @@vauledmanx r/ihadastroke

    • @ericbacon8864
      @ericbacon8864 4 роки тому +37

      It really is hilarious how that voice is just seductive sounding *enough* to make you feel like there’s something off about it but not *too* explicit for it to be really weird that they launched the speaker sounding that way
      Like some kind of of uncanny valley of sensual voices lol

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 4 роки тому +5

      @@vauledmanx we be sipping

    • @vauledmanx
      @vauledmanx 4 роки тому +2

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 yep no simp

  • @hej1508
    @hej1508 3 роки тому +107

    When you can't stop an copyrighted song while recording a youtube video:
    What would I do: unplug it
    Dankpods: *breaks the screen*

    • @p1xel1115
      @p1xel1115 22 дні тому +1

      ITS 1 GRIT TIME!!!!!

  • @HalfMoonProphet
    @HalfMoonProphet 4 роки тому +522

    I feel weirdly sad about the smashed nugget with the video. Like, what if that was the last precious proof of Aunt Jenny's existence?

    • @dukeradwardthe5th843
      @dukeradwardthe5th843 3 роки тому +57

      It's gone but not forgotten...
      gotta love the analysis though

    • @Ryanbrio
      @Ryanbrio 3 роки тому +34

      But the whole recording is on this video

    • @juliannolastname2442
      @juliannolastname2442 3 роки тому +19

      Eh, it’s g. I have an aunt Jenny. Not related to this god tho

  • @nickpicc4425
    @nickpicc4425 4 роки тому +552

    HE COLLECTS JAPANESE NUGGET CARS. mighty car mods & DankPods collab

    • @Flyguy6025
      @Flyguy6025 4 роки тому +12

      I would love to see that

    • @BriansAhCar
      @BriansAhCar 4 роки тому +24

      I lost it dude HE HAS A HONDA CITY UWNDJEKJDNDJW

    • @ccrum32
      @ccrum32 4 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @nizzan91
      @nizzan91 4 роки тому +19

      Not only that, but Marty is a sound engineer and Moog is a musician. They might actually be friends already.

    • @L00PdeL00P
      @L00PdeL00P 4 роки тому

      Conner Crum
      2:55

  • @MZZE-my7hz
    @MZZE-my7hz 3 роки тому +176

    the Britney Spears song being the one it was then requiring you to hit it more than once to make the phone stop is a level of meta im not ready for

    • @NatalleeK
      @NatalleeK 3 роки тому +13

      HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIMEEE

    • @Solemn_Kaizoku
      @Solemn_Kaizoku 5 місяців тому +1

      Didn't even think about that! Whole nuva leva.

  • @noplace4akitty047
    @noplace4akitty047 4 роки тому +371

    Slow motion: "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DELUXE NUGGET." thats it, thats what makes me laugh.

  • @yerv21188
    @yerv21188 4 роки тому +537

    "Florida, you're not a state you're a monster!"
    The whole world knows

    • @plane216
      @plane216 3 роки тому +12

      Floridians: *cat cries with thumbs up*

    • @bluezircon1432
      @bluezircon1432 3 роки тому +7

      Tell that to my neighbor. Here down South we call ‘em the human flamethrower. He’ll set your grass on fire without even trying.

    • @CreeperG3
      @CreeperG3 Рік тому

      @@bluezircon1432 Here in the east we uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @samreilly9280
      @samreilly9280 Рік тому

      As someone who is a college student in Florida, I can confirm this.

    • @Dat-fox-in-a-box
      @Dat-fox-in-a-box 10 місяців тому

      @@TylerTMG???

  • @SatansTerra9304
    @SatansTerra9304 3 роки тому +12

    10:30 my mum after destroying the tv, throwing her phone, and breaking the plates

  • @SparkPluggUwU
    @SparkPluggUwU 4 роки тому +234

    0:53 some news about Craig, there still around and actualy doing ok. My friend has a Craig speaker (unsurprisingly shitty) and ive seen some accesories made by them in a Five below.

    • @damienreyes2916
      @damienreyes2916 4 роки тому +34

      I think you mean unsurprisingly amazing

    • @unattributed1641
      @unattributed1641 4 роки тому +35

      It's not the original craig. Someone bought the rights to the name and packages shitty Chinese electronics using the name. The original Craig made home and car stereo back in the 60's and 70's. They weren't spectacular, but they weren't the level of horse manure Dank Pods got his hands on here.

    • @codyleggett4636
      @codyleggett4636 4 роки тому +4

      @@unattributed1641 really?!

    • @SparkPluggUwU
      @SparkPluggUwU 4 роки тому +2

      @@unattributed1641 i had no idea at all

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 4 роки тому +9

      Unattributed CRAIG HAS BEEN STOLEN

  • @KyleLoiselle
    @KyleLoiselle 4 роки тому +608

    I remember having one of these things as a kid years ago when the iPod touch first dropped. I'd always parade the bootleg that it was around calling my technological abomination the iFraud Touch

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 4 роки тому +17

      I had a real iPod touch in high school for a while. It was fun for a while but after getting an actual phone I no longer had a use for it.

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 4 роки тому +3

      @@scratchsoft2347 My iPod touch never broke but I eventually got rid of it because I had a phone and didn't see any value in keeping the iPod anymore. Now I'm looking into modding these older iPods thanks to this channel.

    • @AwesumIndustrys
      @AwesumIndustrys 3 роки тому +4

      I got a used 4th gen right around 2011-2012 I think? I loved that thing. Still have it as just an iPod though the screen has a hole in it now.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 3 роки тому +2

      Now I understand why people have a visceral reaction of laughing. I need more sleep, but this actually managed to make me snort.

    • @DARK_AMBIGUOUS
      @DARK_AMBIGUOUS 3 роки тому +2

      I had the Coby 828 MP3 Player, it was a piece of crap, my brother had the same one and for some reason his camera was more clear even though they were both 0.3 megapixels, and his screen was a little bit brighter, it was really crappy but it was better then these ones, then I got an iPod touch 4 and I was so happy, then I didn’t want my old one so my sister through it at the wall and the screen got destroyed, it didn’t crack because it was plastic and not glass, the screen broke the same way TVs and non-touch screen screens break where they become all glitched and colorful

  • @kbhasi
    @kbhasi 3 роки тому +17

    (12:07) That screen looks to me as though it was ripped out of a CECT phone of the time, and they made a knockoff of the original iPhone that used the same display, called the P168. The same displays were also used on some Arduino and/or Raspberry Pi add-on boards.

  • @QueenVoodo0
    @QueenVoodo0 4 роки тому +153

    Right when my day was taking more of a nose dive, Dankpods holds out his hand and helps me back up

    • @QueenVoodo0
      @QueenVoodo0 4 роки тому +7

      FirePies44 im not joking, I was starting to have a panic attack and feel really depressed, then I saw he uploaded and I was glad he did so

    • @ajbrown.7781
      @ajbrown.7781 4 роки тому +1

      Rahal Fan girl I totally felt you on that one 😭😂

    • @Lookitssteel
      @Lookitssteel 4 роки тому

      YES

    • @sunteeh
      @sunteeh 4 роки тому

      I feel this is just to get attention, but if it's real, I believe you

    • @donutcrafter5973
      @donutcrafter5973 4 роки тому

      And to believe Craig was there too

  • @lobsterman5602
    @lobsterman5602 4 роки тому +333

    “Hey, can I copy your homework?”
    “Yeah, just make sure to change some of the answers so the teacher doesn’t notice”

    • @JK-9107
      @JK-9107 4 роки тому +4

      That's the perfect discription

    • @FCCabc
      @FCCabc 4 роки тому +1

      craig and the dirty one did that

  • @coastaku1954
    @coastaku1954 3 роки тому +2

    I don't know why I love you. Your accent and Aussie specific jokes (I'm Canadian btw), your whit, joke frequency, editing, and sense of humor just match up so perfectly with mine, I laugh out loud literally every video

  • @be4ns06
    @be4ns06 4 роки тому +285

    The “full sims” thing is funnier than its allowed to be

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 роки тому +2

      Oyökø

    • @Yaya-dk7ov
      @Yaya-dk7ov 4 роки тому +3

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    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 роки тому

      @@Yaya-dk7ov I agree.

    • @Theironminer-ky2pg
      @Theironminer-ky2pg 2 роки тому +1

      @@Yaya-dk7ov I strongle disagree with that political opinion.

  • @ripshuno
    @ripshuno 4 роки тому +140

    "Its like an old mates name."
    -Danky Janky 2020

  • @Ever_2008_ARG
    @Ever_2008_ARG 3 роки тому +16

    6:44 Ow! I actually cut myse-
    *-100HP*
    *C R A I G*

  • @ericmilnesoto2727
    @ericmilnesoto2727 4 роки тому +315

    I had one of these! It actually has a resistive touch screen, not capacitive like modern phones, which combined with the terrible UI just made for an awful experience. It was better to use it with a pencil. But it could play music, which was all I cared for until I could get my hands on a proper, not nightmare inducing device.
    I still have it btw, the battery is gone but still powers on.

    • @mineko2219
      @mineko2219 4 роки тому +9

      So, the battery is fake.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 4 роки тому +15

      @@mineko2219 That's just what happens when cheap Chinese batteries are used for more than a week lol.

    • @marens101
      @marens101 4 роки тому +3

      I still have one too, got it out a few weeks ago and the battery still works!

    • @SimbianGaming
      @SimbianGaming 4 роки тому +9

      A NDS style of touch screen

    • @benjiderrick4590
      @benjiderrick4590 4 роки тому +3

      @@SimbianGaming exactly, except the precision is complete garbage, good thing I could navigate using the buttons.

  • @cacomeat7385
    @cacomeat7385 4 роки тому +93

    I never thought I'd see someone smash a bootleg iPod to avoid a ContentID.

  • @withviktor
    @withviktor 3 роки тому +6

    I looked back on this video and realized that the last one nugget was in "Czech" language.
    Was so funny to look at it because half of the messages were totally wrong and didn't make sense.

  • @endergreen7101
    @endergreen7101 4 роки тому +83

    "Its stickier than a stick"
    Best line ever

  • @Someone-bx8jo
    @Someone-bx8jo 4 роки тому +330

    How could Apple rip off Craig by taking their design!

    • @AyrisX86
      @AyrisX86 4 роки тому +8

      Dastardly.

    • @addedpole
      @addedpole 4 роки тому +5

      Those dirty scumbags!

    • @ryderrepairs
      @ryderrepairs 4 роки тому +11

      Poor Craigy Boy, getting ripped off by the mates in Cupertino

    • @kay_uhtherlfam8563
      @kay_uhtherlfam8563 3 роки тому +3

      And they got more famous? GRRRRRR

    • @makz2700
      @makz2700 2 роки тому +2

      AND ITS MORE EXPENSIVE

  • @Xenronnify
    @Xenronnify 3 роки тому +11

    2:38 - That's actually a common misconception- It's not Windows 98, it's _98 Windows_ , Craig's proprietary OS for their flagship laptops, the Craigbook Flair.

  • @dumteaa
    @dumteaa 4 роки тому +1579

    "That's not how you spell colour."
    *angry freedom noises*

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 4 роки тому +74

      Angry ford truck noises

    • @lxcy.
      @lxcy. 4 роки тому +22

      angry no luxury-car tax noises

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 4 роки тому +30

      *angry Walmart noises*

    • @spiicypotato
      @spiicypotato 4 роки тому +13

      *Screams in tariffs*

    • @atherdos4431
      @atherdos4431 4 роки тому +13

      what freedom lmaoaoao

  • @williamstensen5586
    @williamstensen5586 4 роки тому +54

    i love how inclusive our aussie is
    "welcome ladies, and everyone else"

  • @ratdogg
    @ratdogg 3 роки тому +17

    5:16 man does not give a flying f*ck, i love how he just wants to piss people off. Lol

  • @caralynx
    @caralynx 4 роки тому +90

    I love how there's just a piece of tape over the battery's capacity

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 4 роки тому +3

      Proud of your product eh?

    • @caralynx
      @caralynx 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kalvinjj I laugh at them all the same. Random clone devices are fascinating to me though.

    • @benjiderrick4590
      @benjiderrick4590 4 роки тому

      It's 500mah. It's just ridiculous how that could work with a so tiny battery.
      But the rockchip chipset is not that bad, it's the screen that draws so much power. When the screen is off you could expect ipod mini 1st Gen battery life out of this thing

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 4 роки тому

      @@benjiderrick4590 Oh the Rockchip ones! Those were the best of the generic ones indeed, I remember I had one too, 320x240 screen and touch buttons, 4GB. Navigation was pretty fast and audio quality was (for my ears listening to MP3 in crappy earphones) pretty good.
      Just video playback was odd: it would only support .AVI files with .MP2 audio (yes, MP2, NOT MP3) and up to *20* FPS .XviD video, with some specific b-frame and i-frame limitations that I don't remember anymore.
      I went quite deep into testing and probing around the files that it supported back then, to not rely on the weird converter programs that were provided otherwise.

  • @heavyarms55
    @heavyarms55 4 роки тому +32

    I don't collect this stuff, nor am I an audiophile or anything. You're just super entertaining to watch. Like, do videos about whatever, so long as you make your silly jokes and occasionally smash stuff, I'd watch it.

  • @FilFee
    @FilFee 3 роки тому +7

    8:44 "I must be in a weird app"
    The top says "E-Book" so yeah...

  • @davidoros3268
    @davidoros3268 4 роки тому +60

    First “na no” and now “bonk.” I love this guys voice.

    • @TheGodCold
      @TheGodCold 4 роки тому +8

      I shit you not there is a 5 minute long video of him saying "na no" and I loved every second of it

    • @davidoros3268
      @davidoros3268 4 роки тому

      TheGodCold link or it didn’t happen

    • @TheGodCold
      @TheGodCold 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidoros3268 watch?v=QBb7LhnWzbI

    • @davidoros3268
      @davidoros3268 4 роки тому

      @@TheGodCold Ok I believe you
      I saw it as well!

  • @Rhewin
    @Rhewin 4 роки тому +216

    I feel a little bad for the one that got the 1 Grit. It was the only that “worked” and was punished for it lol.

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 4 роки тому +38

      If only the one that got the 1 grit stopped the Britney before he got mad.

    • @rupunzell19
      @rupunzell19 4 роки тому +8

      STOOOOOP DE BRRRIIIIIIITTTTNNNNEEEEYYYYY

  • @ownedbyratio
    @ownedbyratio 2 роки тому +19

    11:51 P O O R U B B E R

  • @progdotgay
    @progdotgay 4 роки тому +50

    *video opens with 1 grit*
    yep, this is gonna be a great episode

  • @KotTheSillyOne
    @KotTheSillyOne 4 роки тому +371

    0:53 Craig #1
    1:04 Craig #2
    1:08 Craig #3
    1:16 Craig #4
    1:19 Craig #5
    1:27 Craig #6
    1:39 Craig #7
    2:19 Craig #8
    2:42 Craig(s) #9
    2:51 Craig #nugget (10)
    (about) 3:15 Craig #CraigDisc (11)
    3:23 Craig #SilverLinedCraigDisc (12)
    (about) 3:42 Craig #plshelpimgoinginsane (13)
    I heard Crai so i dont count on 4:15
    4:30 Craig #CraigAttack (14/15 if i counted the crai)
    4:43 Craig #AAAAAAAAAAAA (16)
    look at the replies in a bit or rn to see the rest my hands hurt

  • @kitsunemusic9
    @kitsunemusic9 3 роки тому +34

    DankPods: What a wierd language.
    Me who lives in Czech Republic and speaks natively with this language: Okay.

    • @hovnaruvraj
      @hovnaruvraj 3 роки тому +3

      It is a little weird tho. I'd definitely call it that if I were an aussie.

    • @macej43
      @macej43 3 роки тому

      Řekl jsem si úplně to samý 😂 [ I told to myself the same think 😂]

    • @kitsunemusic9
      @kitsunemusic9 3 роки тому

      @@macej43 Nemusíš na mě anglicky.

    • @vulcanitu2578
      @vulcanitu2578 3 роки тому

      @@kitsunemusic9 Czech is kinda weird tho

    • @kitsunemusic9
      @kitsunemusic9 3 роки тому

      @@vulcanitu2578 Kind of is and kinda of isnt. But its interesting how many swear words we have.😂

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 4 роки тому +71

    "Something happened"
    > Dank smashes the NOT-Craig until Kingdom come.

  • @The_Shipster
    @The_Shipster 4 роки тому +93

    I've been laughing/crying at the sudden reaction of "Stop the Britney!"
    I must admit I was not expecting that 🤣

  • @starbomber
    @starbomber 3 роки тому +3

    13:45 AH! I found the origin of the "Use Scarlet Fire to blow up the earbuds" bit!

  • @tekmusic5429
    @tekmusic5429 4 роки тому +874

    him: Color, that’s not how you spell colour
    me, an American: wait

    • @harnkhall
      @harnkhall 4 роки тому +44

      **casually flexes 2nd amendment**

    • @inactiveytchannel
      @inactiveytchannel 4 роки тому +27

      Flexes British english

    • @Bombisio
      @Bombisio 4 роки тому +10

      They are both correct
      www.grammarly.com/blog/color-colour/#:~:text=When%20choosing%20between%20color%20and,uses%20the%20longer%20form%2C%20colour.

    • @da1t036
      @da1t036 4 роки тому +22

      *is confused in canadian*

    • @djthicc1507
      @djthicc1507 4 роки тому +29

      @@da1t036 our's is "colour" just like the british

  • @ACoG1
    @ACoG1 4 роки тому +86

    HE HAS A HONDA CITY, I love this channel even more all of a sudden.

    • @Conz-geo
      @Conz-geo 4 роки тому +7

      i wasnt expecting the honda city but boy am i glad to see one where i didnt expect one

    • @1ugm0000
      @1ugm0000 4 роки тому +5

      now i want a dankpods MCM collab tbh

    • @krishnendupurohit
      @krishnendupurohit 4 роки тому +1

      VTEC go brr...

    • @mineko2219
      @mineko2219 4 роки тому

      If only it was a Supra
      (JDM fanboy, much)

    • @evilzoku
      @evilzoku 4 роки тому +2

      @@krishnendupurohit not in a city

  • @TimMurphy_
    @TimMurphy_ 9 місяців тому +2

    “Oops I did it again”
    *proceeds to be destroyed with a rock*

  • @HeavyTanker-vx4oq
    @HeavyTanker-vx4oq 4 роки тому +158

    HE OWNS A HONDA CITY! He just got another point of coolness in my book.

  • @iamscottedmonds
    @iamscottedmonds 4 роки тому +56

    You should have called the Craig customer helpline. We need to hear Craig and all his Craigness

  • @squidbeak
    @squidbeak 2 роки тому +2

    I live what is basically a 30 minute drive away from Craig headquarters. And by “headquarters” its just a tiny, white building with no sign or anything on it in a part of the city that has a notoriously high crime rate.

  • @KylieEm
    @KylieEm 4 роки тому +108

    The crazy language is Czech, in the video part it was asking you if you wanted to continue watching from where you left off. Top notch technology right there!

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 3 роки тому +1

      *sad slav noises*

    • @Annatomova7
      @Annatomova7 2 роки тому +2

      Lmaooo I thought it was Serbian or Slovenian 😂

    • @survil321
      @survil321 2 роки тому

      Is it your native language?

    • @KylieEm
      @KylieEm 2 роки тому +2

      @@survil321 it's my second :)

    • @survil321
      @survil321 2 роки тому

      @@KylieEm respect to you

  • @sean7930
    @sean7930 4 роки тому +40

    I literally was thinking about dankpods then I refreshed the tab and BAM! My favorite Australian!

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +9

    (3:35) Yeah, why don't we use cm more often? It's a 7 cm screen.

  • @elephystry
    @elephystry 4 роки тому +69

    “Alright listen ladies... and everyone else”
    Gold.

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 4 роки тому +2

      How did I not catch that

  • @xProErax
    @xProErax 4 роки тому +57

    10:22 gotta love "STOP THE BRITTNEY SPEARS!"

    • @latexbeep
      @latexbeep 2 роки тому +2

      "STOP!!! STOP THE BRITTNEY!!!"

    • @dennisthebrony2022
      @dennisthebrony2022 3 місяці тому

      NUGGET: HIT ME 1GRIT ONE MORE TIME!!!

  • @TerraKing
    @TerraKing Рік тому +1

    7:19
    “OH GOD LOOK, GRAAAGH! IT LOOKS LIKE A POO!”
    No human noise sounds more disgusted than Dank. Died of laughter.

  • @coleozarko1023
    @coleozarko1023 4 роки тому +57

    11:27
    When the Brittany won’t stop

  • @aaaaea9268
    @aaaaea9268 4 роки тому +47

    3:54 you can even see the reflection of the guy who took the photo for the manual lmao

  • @seankkg
    @seankkg 3 роки тому +3

    "I wonder if this one looks any different,"
    Me unironically: "Good question."
    I need help.

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 4 роки тому +64

    Me: Mom can I get an iPod touch?
    Mom: No we got iPod touch at home!
    iPod touch at home:

  • @enzopissani
    @enzopissani 4 роки тому +19

    6:10
    lmao the dude went like 120FPS on that loading bar animation, gave up and then proceeded to commit suicide
    it was too much

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 3 роки тому +1

    HEADPHONE JACK LISTED AS A FEATURE!
    Damn, Craig was ahead of its time, bois, everyone else was in 2007 but Craig was living in 2021!!

  • @yeepsleep
    @yeepsleep 4 роки тому +19

    This channel is so good wtf
    I've rewatched every video like 10 times at this point haha

  • @thesabersvr9519
    @thesabersvr9519 4 роки тому +15

    6:01 the AYYY after the 3 wonky beats was perfect

  • @raijincfat7791
    @raijincfat7791 3 роки тому +1

    7:56 It's actually Czech. I'm also Czech, but I have a problem understanding what it is saying, because that crappy translation. For example, the file manager is called "e-books", and 9:22 it literally says: keep self playing on las... *unfinished word* and the options are: find out or cancel.

  • @hey8139
    @hey8139 4 роки тому +74

    Imagine your the kid who owned that icoustic and u just watched him destroy it

    • @RiderLeangle2
      @RiderLeangle2 4 роки тому +14

      The kid would be pretty happy to know that piece of crap can never hurt anyone again.

    • @atxcarlos21
      @atxcarlos21 4 роки тому

      @@RiderLeangle2 little did you know that kid liked that kind of crap.

    • @atxcarlos21
      @atxcarlos21 4 роки тому

      @Cyrus Van Gogh what if they did have an

    • @NCHLT
      @NCHLT 4 роки тому

      @Cyrus Van Gogh I think that's a mean thing to say, but it might not be considering your comment has a like

  • @pancakes8966
    @pancakes8966 4 роки тому +490

    “That’s not how you spell colour.”
    *Angry American Noises*

    • @joshcastro3130
      @joshcastro3130 3 роки тому +8

      Yes this made me laugh

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 3 роки тому +25

      Honestly, I wonder why I even give my 10 freedom bucks to him.

    • @babyphoenixteda
      @babyphoenixteda 3 роки тому +5

      wait Americans don’t spell it like colour? I’ve done this basically my entire life n no one has told me that’s not right

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 3 роки тому +9

      @@babyphoenixteda eh. Tomato, toumato

    • @DoctorHero
      @DoctorHero 3 роки тому +4

      @@babyphoenixteda Yeah we Americans spell it like "color".

  • @Thewaterspirit57
    @Thewaterspirit57 2 роки тому +1

    Dank yelling “STOP THE BRITNEY!!” in slow mo will never not be funny to me XD

  • @Karzikann
    @Karzikann 4 роки тому +26

    Damn I really thought the right one was the real one. It's so realistic!

  • @warped_rider
    @warped_rider 4 роки тому +41

    "Oh it's got videos on it!"
    *It's Always Sunny theme*
    "DankPods Finds a Snuff Film"

  • @Vicvic3386
    @Vicvic3386 2 роки тому +1

    “I don’t want to risk the grit” is the funniest joke in all you videos

  • @tonyblairgaming
    @tonyblairgaming 4 роки тому +28

    According to Amazon, Craig was released to the masses on June 18, 2010!

  • @CheapCheerful
    @CheapCheerful 4 роки тому +27

    "It looks like a poo!". I'm 40 and yet somehow you make this hilarious. No idea why I'm watching. Subscribe!!

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac Рік тому +2

    “Stickier than a stick” has entered my daily vocabulary

  • @pandaant
    @pandaant 4 роки тому +21

    I laughed so hard at “Craigpod Touch” I love your vids, mate! Keep up the good work!

  • @Pub2k4
    @Pub2k4 4 роки тому +81

    “Florida, you’re not a state. You’re a monster!”
    #Truth

  • @caleboyyr
    @caleboyyr 4 роки тому +4

    You know, I never knew how cool iPods were until I discovered your channel a few months ago when I got a busted iPod from a friend that needed a drive, and was looking for a repair guide on YT. But I never expected watching an Aussie repairing iPods to be funny! And the iPod I got was a 5th gen classic, and I replaced the battery, and put in an iFlash kit w/128 gig sdcard. Keep up the great content!

  • @griffb9857
    @griffb9857 4 роки тому +16

    Never thought I would find such enjoyment out of watching a man lose his mind while buying bootleg MP3 players. This channel is gold.

  • @craftertime5110
    @craftertime5110 3 місяці тому

    as a man, i am so happy to be included in the introduction, thank you so much, much love from everyone else

  • @Mikey_mau5
    @Mikey_mau5 4 роки тому +11

    “Proper knot that one mate. That’ll hold the dog poo in the bag perfect”
    Has me absolutely dying.

  • @cherrysmoke33
    @cherrysmoke33 4 роки тому +6

    Man, I found your channel some weeks ago, and I want to congratulate you for making suck good content.
    Thank you, I like your humour a lot!

  • @simonro9168
    @simonro9168 3 роки тому +10

    By the way, if you ever need to remove this sticky rubber from something, Isopropyl Alcohol dissolves the rubber perfectly but leaves the plastic intact. Worked well for two items (and not so well when I had Isoprope on my finger and touched the rubber on my mouse)

  • @yoshiegg768
    @yoshiegg768 4 роки тому +117

    The “working” bootleg touch is in Czech, and the language is *very broken.*

  • @Xcizior
    @Xcizior 4 роки тому +22

    top notch nokia joke from the first second.
    hell yeah. this is my favorite youtuber hands down xD

  • @daychild_
    @daychild_ 3 роки тому +4

    “It’s stickier than a stick”
    DankPods, 2020

  • @Austrocylindropuntia
    @Austrocylindropuntia 4 роки тому +16

    Come for the iPod, stay for the Frank.

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells3314 4 роки тому +9

    I like how even a bloke in Australia down under the otherside of the world knows to stay the hell away from Florida

  • @Dragonmastersservant
    @Dragonmastersservant 3 місяці тому

    I love when Wade plugs a 15 year old nugget into a dinkus mini-USB for all of 10 seconds before abandoning all hope

  • @spoopygang5025
    @spoopygang5025 4 роки тому +47

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    mE: "thaTs A coOl hoNdA CitY yoU GoT thEre m8"

    • @sandromartins20
      @sandromartins20 4 роки тому +1

      I'm happy I was not the only one!

    • @eva2602
      @eva2602 4 роки тому +2

      the honda city is an Amazing little car and I love mine to bits. Its like a little Honda Integra

    • @Gerarghini
      @Gerarghini 4 роки тому

      A HONDA CITY 😳

  • @p-head2850
    @p-head2850 4 роки тому +34

    7:21 ITS LOOKS LIKE A POO!