The Ugliest MP3 Player.

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  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 роки тому +9023

    I think the designer accidentally clicked “align to right” and rolled with it.

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 3 роки тому +91

      Seems logical

    • @Azeria
      @Azeria 3 роки тому +104

      @@natevemuri9024 I’ve definitely been there myself lmao

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 3 роки тому +62

      @@Azeria same lmao
      Me taking notes: accidentally pressed that
      Me after pressing that: well nobody else is going to see these notes so I don't give a

    • @TheRCBasher69420
      @TheRCBasher69420 3 роки тому +6

      man i love your music

    • @pedofiliawkosciele
      @pedofiliawkosciele 3 роки тому +1

      Ge

  • @meatbyproducts
    @meatbyproducts 3 роки тому +600

    I worked with a guy that owned one. He thought it was cool when I called it his music taco.

    • @envysins6411
      @envysins6411 3 роки тому +42

      I swear I read
      “I worked with a guy that owned me.”

    • @meatbyproducts
      @meatbyproducts 3 роки тому +19

      @@envysins6411 that would cover when I was a kid an worked for my parents.

    • @statichelix804
      @statichelix804 3 роки тому +3

      Did you bully him for it?

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 роки тому +15

      @@statichelix804 no, they bullied him _because_ of it

    • @meatbyproducts
      @meatbyproducts 3 роки тому +20

      @@statichelix804 we tried... But once he owned it and loved his music taco we went with it. We made fun of it but in a friendly way. It was so weird. He was pretty sad when the taco died. He kept it in his car. It was gross to touch.

  • @adafrost6276
    @adafrost6276 2 роки тому +311

    Everything about this screams "Costco/Sam's Club special." Weird ass nuggets with excessive accessories in giant packaging like that would fill entire aisles in those warehouse club stores back in the mid 00's.

    • @chicken_man9802
      @chicken_man9802 2 роки тому +20

      Lol yeah, my sister got one of these nuggets from Costco and it was horrible. It had like 3 minutes of battery life and gen 1 iPod earphones and all these weird accessories

  • @Xenronnify
    @Xenronnify 2 роки тому +668

    "The early 2000s: where everything has to be a... a _shape_ "
    accurate.
    also, that thing looks like some wacko took a chainsaw to a London bus.

    • @SuperSwimXtra
      @SuperSwimXtra 2 роки тому +27

      Or amogus

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 роки тому +11

      I think objectively it's just a London bus.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 23 дні тому

      but at least stuff looked identifiable.
      Like the Multipla from Fiat. Looks like shite, but at least it doesn't look like literally everything else.

  • @tobymidlane3630
    @tobymidlane3630 3 роки тому +553

    You should get “can you believe no one bought this” printed on a t shit, horrible irony

    • @lostonthemoon5074
      @lostonthemoon5074 3 роки тому +33

      Ironed on irony

    • @mclaren10k
      @mclaren10k 3 роки тому +10

      I was thinking about it being a merch but then I realized it would just say: "Can you believe no one bought this (shirt)"

    • @Bandajify
      @Bandajify 3 роки тому +4

      @@mclaren10k I think that makes it cool, who knows they know and those who don't - it's still an edgy shirt

    • @w_callaghan8300
      @w_callaghan8300 3 роки тому +24

      also the text must not be centered

    • @user-bo7ob1ek2x
      @user-bo7ob1ek2x 3 роки тому +6

      @@w_callaghan8300 Or "On a mission to upset OCD people"

  • @eier5472
    @eier5472 3 роки тому +370

    "Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur juice. There's HALF A T-REX IN HERE"
    That's my new favourite line so far

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Рік тому +54

    Pretty impressive how Frank managed to shed her skin. Never thought about how hard it would be for someone to do that with no limbs to help them.

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K 2 місяці тому

      imagine we humans had to do that

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Vinni-2K You've been thinking about that-- waiting for an appropriate time to bring that up into conversation-- for a while now, I'm guessing?

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K 2 місяці тому

      @@BinglesP tbh no lmao

  • @Tatwinus
    @Tatwinus 2 роки тому +46

    That Rio player was actually really comfortable to handle. Absolutely not the best design around but it worked well enough.

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 3 роки тому +1165

    8:21 imagine your MP3 player is so ugly, you don’t get bullied by your classmates they just take you to a therapist

    • @prdarlin
      @prdarlin 2 роки тому +56

      Tbh the best mic test story on this channel

    • @neonic3858
      @neonic3858 2 роки тому +19

      Idk man, that mp3 looks kinda sus

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 роки тому +14

      You would have to a masocist to buy this.

    • @the_helix_8474
      @the_helix_8474 Рік тому +7

      imagine your mp3 player looks like amongus

  • @mcyeet
    @mcyeet 3 роки тому +710

    It really looks like someone took a knife and cut the thing in half.

    • @rangikusdualcann0ns
      @rangikusdualcann0ns 3 роки тому +7

      If you put two of them it will look like a capsule

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +8

      I wonder if there is a left handed version that fits right next to it.

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 3 роки тому +2

      A knife? It's more like that katana AVGN gave the TMNT tape!

    • @questionablequestion8918
      @questionablequestion8918 3 роки тому +9

      "to show u the power of flex tape, I SAW THIS NUGGET IN HALF"

    • @oofcloof
      @oofcloof 3 роки тому +2

      It’s like one-half of those hand-cranked radio thingies

  • @ShrtCrct
    @ShrtCrct Рік тому +47

    Looks kinda sussy ngl

    • @kax92
      @kax92 Рік тому +1

      amogus shaped lol

  • @darryncarmona408
    @darryncarmona408 2 роки тому +7

    That mp3 player be looking sus

  • @austintea
    @austintea 3 роки тому +3835

    Fun fact, those packages are made to make it nearly impossible to return, the harder to open without destroying, the less returns you get

    • @sillicon8227
      @sillicon8227 3 роки тому +437

      Wow, these people are *jerks*

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 3 роки тому +118

      Good observation

    • @biscuitboi2944
      @biscuitboi2944 2 роки тому +118

      Who would want to return something so amazingly awful tho?

    • @austintea
      @austintea 2 роки тому +84

      @@biscuitboi2944 people who don't like the feel of what use to be rubber

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 2 роки тому +197

      reminds me of that one time a dude called an engineer to fix his dell cpu and they never arrived because they said "sorry, no one was home" and "we tried to contact you but we didn't get a response" even though he was at home
      then i saw some comment saying "oh they do this all the time, they wait until the day you can't refund the stuff to get the engineer"

  • @Personvids
    @Personvids 3 роки тому +277

    I love how the words Rave MP are written in the 2000’s Spider-Man font.

    • @marcusleslie-dakers2886
      @marcusleslie-dakers2886 3 роки тому +12

      First thought it was a knockoff original Xbox font, but absolutely right, it's a tweaked toby McGuire era / PS3 job.

    • @stevetheweebgamer6939
      @stevetheweebgamer6939 3 роки тому +10

      @@marcusleslie-dakers2886 In my early gamer years(like 5-6yo) I thought every PS3 games had something to do with Spiderman xD.

  • @creeperkillere
    @creeperkillere 2 роки тому +44

    I love the fact on "Questions" it legit says "DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!" _Its almost like they knew it was bad already and wanted people to use it.._

  • @kira8323
    @kira8323 2 роки тому +17

    "serves you right" dude i love how witty this guy is. i remember watching this for the first time and laughing when he said that, i love you mate keep up the good work

  • @ivanbenja4
    @ivanbenja4 3 роки тому +3279

    _"DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!"_
    Lmao it's like they know it's garbage so they command you not to return it.

  • @chuckmontgomery7571
    @chuckmontgomery7571 3 роки тому +843

    Frank: "Installing Updates....this could take some time."

    • @Lollllllz
      @Lollllllz 3 роки тому +14

      Frank: Working on updates 100%
      Frank: Restarting ...

    • @doomsdayX121
      @doomsdayX121 3 роки тому +15

      Update failed .
      Fatal error occurred.
      Blue screen .

    • @nahrafe
      @nahrafe 3 роки тому +5

      @@doomsdayX121 that's why he didn't respond

    • @Peytonthefeyton
      @Peytonthefeyton 3 роки тому +1

      @@nahrafe *She

  • @noberd
    @noberd 2 роки тому +33

    Frank’s part was my fave i was so entertained

  • @Nikapocalypse
    @Nikapocalypse 2 роки тому +6

    The designers foresaw Among Us.

  • @kantraa
    @kantraa 3 роки тому +274

    "Hey dude what is the name of your MP3 player?"
    "YEPP."

    • @RealBega
      @RealBega 3 роки тому +10

      It even came with authentic YEPP bag and YEPP phones!

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 3 роки тому +5

      @@RealBega eWwW I totally didn't see the ol' mates gold hangin offa it

    • @hotsauwz
      @hotsauwz 3 роки тому +2

      yepp. that is the real name

    • @pugg5ter542
      @pugg5ter542 3 роки тому

      No seriously dude what is your MP3 player called?

    • @kantraa
      @kantraa 3 роки тому

      @@natevemuri9024YUCK

  • @juancarlosleanos2159
    @juancarlosleanos2159 3 роки тому +1150

    “You look like your wearing a hat made out of you” LMAO

    • @pluto3061
      @pluto3061 3 роки тому +21

      dont worry other people its his dog

    • @brmo6232
      @brmo6232 3 роки тому +4

      Good description for hair

  • @willingmrkay
    @willingmrkay 2 роки тому +16

    Not only was it sold, it was my first mp3 player. Best part was the two Alien Crime Syndicate songs that came on it. I almost feel bad for the dude who stole it

  • @TheTeamWildfire
    @TheTeamWildfire Рік тому +44

    Listening to this with my new Sennheizer HD 350BT's! This channel pretty much made me want quality headphones and so far I'm very happy with them.
    Thank you dank pods for getting me into good quality sound!

    • @toonistiny
      @toonistiny Місяць тому

      I've been eyeing HD 350BT's myself!

  • @fungoul2448
    @fungoul2448 3 роки тому +140

    Notice how the girl on the package isn’t even holding the MP3 player that’s in the package. Classic.

  • @iknowdawae893
    @iknowdawae893 3 роки тому +647

    Frank be like:
    "Uninstalling Layer..."
    "A fatal error has occured and the system has been stopped"

    • @Johnsen290Games
      @Johnsen290Games 3 роки тому

      hahaha

    • @agustinusreynaldi7101
      @agustinusreynaldi7101 3 роки тому +13

      *Frank.exe is not responding*

    • @archgirl
      @archgirl 3 роки тому +3

      @@agustinusreynaldi7101 Nah, you just know Frank runs on an ancient version of Linux.

    • @FixerUK
      @FixerUK 3 роки тому +11

      @@archgirl She obviously runs Python. 🐍

    • @iUseAndroid2024
      @iUseAndroid2024 3 роки тому

      Dew u know da wae?!

  • @realitivxn
    @realitivxn Рік тому +8

    The noises he makes at 5:08 are so funny😂

  • @garfieldandfriends1
    @garfieldandfriends1 2 роки тому +7

    The red mp3 player looks sus

  • @Jaeeden
    @Jaeeden 3 роки тому +652

    "There's half a T-rex here just in clear plastic" is something I'm going to use everyday now.

    • @BloodAsp
      @BloodAsp 3 роки тому +15

      I too am adopting this.

    • @hedgehogloverone
      @hedgehogloverone 3 роки тому

      in what everyday situation do you even use that?

    • @volkan7844
      @volkan7844 3 роки тому +8

      @@hedgehogloverone to describe plastic

    • @Carlos-lq7ey
      @Carlos-lq7ey 3 роки тому +2

      @@hedgehogloverone lego store

    • @argenteuseagle7490
      @argenteuseagle7490 3 роки тому +7

      @@hedgehogloverone to describe the Kardashians

  • @scarletdays1
    @scarletdays1 3 роки тому +276

    Every other snake: I think I will shed normally
    Frank:

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 2 роки тому +8

    (5:00) Tip; buy scissors from Fiskars; they hold. I've never managed to break one.

  • @DerbOnYoutube
    @DerbOnYoutube Рік тому +8

    0:05 literally dying

  • @beeee__
    @beeee__ 3 роки тому +134

    “i n t e r g a l a c t i c t e s t i c l e”

    • @thatmatt41
      @thatmatt41 3 роки тому +5

      respect the pfp

    • @RxTitanAH
      @RxTitanAH 3 роки тому +2

      i look forward to 5pm every thursday just to see ipod man make another masterpiece

    • @cobaltnightmare5920
      @cobaltnightmare5920 3 роки тому +1

      I read this as if it was part of the song intergalactic planetarium

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 3 роки тому +1243

    RIP scissors. Lemme at em, I think I can fix em with some epoxy

    • @stuff31
      @stuff31 3 роки тому +18

      Or the meat beater

    • @BrendenPragasam
      @BrendenPragasam 3 роки тому +17

      I know you could but I wanna see a vid of him tryna fix em and shrek pod them

    • @KirbyCurbwhy
      @KirbyCurbwhy 3 роки тому +32

      we need these scissors fixed
      if those scissors are gonna break they need a death more honorable than losing to ugly nugget packaging
      may they rest in peace

    • @Gwynbleiddsanity
      @Gwynbleiddsanity 3 роки тому +1

      hi Louis

    • @itzjosheyy8514
      @itzjosheyy8514 3 роки тому

      Omg yes, oh and hi! I love your vids!

  • @PerJonsson.
    @PerJonsson. 2 роки тому +43

    Its not the ugliest nugget it’s the “When imposter is sus”

  • @fartgarfunkeljr
    @fartgarfunkeljr 2 роки тому +2

    Oh my god. THANK you for showing the full tracklist at the beginning; i had a garb nugget back in my day, with all those same songs and I havent been able to find them anywhere! "Forever Rock n Roll" has lived rent free in my head for 20 years (even though it's absolute trash)

  • @turle8645
    @turle8645 3 роки тому +2636

    Fun fact: Craig has existed longer than Apple

    • @bigdaddyswagmoney
      @bigdaddyswagmoney 3 роки тому +23

      Shot on craig

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 3 роки тому +304

      Of course they have- craig is immortal and has existed since the dawn of technology as we know it

    • @Pablo-bn2nz
      @Pablo-bn2nz 3 роки тому +159

      Craig invented the wheel

    • @JackAndersMusic
      @JackAndersMusic 3 роки тому +33

      Going strong Craig lad

    • @Starzoh
      @Starzoh 3 роки тому +30

      You just can't stop the Craig baby

  • @ozzelot3349
    @ozzelot3349 3 роки тому +326

    2021: the year DankPods discovers his snake is long.

    • @agustinusreynaldi7101
      @agustinusreynaldi7101 3 роки тому +26

      *Local Australian man finds out his snek is very-very long*

    • @derickjohnson5785
      @derickjohnson5785 3 роки тому +4

      What snake, Frank is a cat

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 3 роки тому +4

      @@derickjohnson5785 i thought it was just a really tame dog

    • @markzimmerman1899
      @markzimmerman1899 3 роки тому +3

      This is where the timelines split.

    • @imbored3795
      @imbored3795 3 роки тому +4

      @@abramo7700 you dumb human, Frank is obviously a hamster

  • @225Perfect
    @225Perfect 2 роки тому +1

    Even when it's standing still, it appears like it's moving to the right

  • @drummergirl4239
    @drummergirl4239 Рік тому +4

    This dude cures my depression every time he calls a battery an “AAH”😂😂😂😂

  • @xplodingmojo2087
    @xplodingmojo2087 3 роки тому +1658

    “Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur-juice. Half a t-rex here!”
    Biochemistry 100

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +4006

    Here's the important question that needs to be answered : Can you play Shrek on the Rave?

    • @AgedSwissCheese
      @AgedSwissCheese 3 роки тому +30

      hey! i've seen you before. aren't you the person who made the detroit: become human vid?

    • @pedofiliawkosciele
      @pedofiliawkosciele 3 роки тому +15

      He cloud make more shrekpods, WE NEED MORE

    • @johnnyrocket6588
      @johnnyrocket6588 3 роки тому +8

      Wow a verified comment, with no likes

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +16

      @@AgedSwissCheese great memory, indeed i am. hope you had a lovely time watching them. :)

    • @thetexan1011
      @thetexan1011 3 роки тому +2

      Perhaps

  • @axolotl.5667
    @axolotl.5667 2 роки тому +2

    That Frank segment was incredible

  • @Dasyati
    @Dasyati 2 роки тому

    Randomly came across a 1999-ish magazine that talked about the RaveMP 2000 which was still rooted in the wacky shaped silver design era. It came with Sennheiser earbuds at least.

  • @El_Naphtali
    @El_Naphtali 3 роки тому +731

    "Can we have Scarlet Fire?"
    "We have Scarlet Fire at home."
    at home: Scarlet Fir

  • @seansalvo4544
    @seansalvo4544 3 роки тому +145

    At this point I don't even read the title anymore. Green iPad=click

  • @boomboxing4402
    @boomboxing4402 2 роки тому

    i love that the song on the cover of the thing is "alien crime scene" sounds about were you would find one of these nuggets

  • @sammshoyu8434
    @sammshoyu8434 Рік тому +1

    I really like how the circular one at the beggining looks. Unironically.

  • @ombrem7506
    @ombrem7506 3 роки тому +148

    That moment your realize the woman on the rave's packaging isn't even holding the rave...

    • @henryhey2985
      @henryhey2985 3 роки тому +1

      instantly noticed the Same thing

  • @Bladez1992
    @Bladez1992 3 роки тому +237

    "The intergalactic testicle"
    Oh lord, rofl

    • @tan.tan10
      @tan.tan10 3 роки тому +1

      It looks like a digimon device tbh

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 3 роки тому +2

      did you just actually say rofl

    • @noapparentfunction
      @noapparentfunction 3 роки тому

      gadgets from that time always had to look like some rejected prop from Men in Black.

  • @LightGameFrameworks
    @LightGameFrameworks 10 місяців тому

    Best Frankcerpt that I've seen so far!

  • @calitts4708
    @calitts4708 2 роки тому +2

    Oil is actually not made from dinosaur juice (because they didn't existed at the time), it is more like plankton and cyanobacteria juice.

  • @pachecodosunosiete
    @pachecodosunosiete 3 роки тому +154

    "Can't you believe no one bought this?"
    - DankPods, 2020 onwards.
    Basically, the greatest line ever spilled in the history of UA-cam.

    • @antkoos
      @antkoos 3 роки тому +1

      i found it brand new on the shelf-
      _can you believe no one bought this?_

  • @dialupdave6276
    @dialupdave6276 3 роки тому +147

    The cables are long so you don't have to actually see the horrible thing.

  • @rafawillians7712
    @rafawillians7712 2 роки тому +6

    0:46 unfortunately I got that reference!

  • @SharkDeschain
    @SharkDeschain 10 місяців тому

    Your channel randomly showed up on my youtube today, and decided to check you out. And then I saw this video and I HAD to watch it because I owned one of these back in the day. I'm pretty sure I used the sports earbuds quite a bit, and I'm pretty sure I used this player a decent amount? Its been so long though, but the second I saw the thumbnail I recognized it. Very fun channel, and I love the bits with Frank at the end. I will have to continue perusing your videos.

  • @RazorXSonic
    @RazorXSonic 3 роки тому +254

    I finally see where the among us character design came from

  • @snjert8406
    @snjert8406 3 роки тому +322

    Him singing "a brand new nug" actually sounded really nice. I demand more.

  • @BinaryArmorOnline
    @BinaryArmorOnline 2 роки тому

    I love the implication that you stood there cheering for the entirety of Frank's shed

  • @stijnVDA1994
    @stijnVDA1994 2 роки тому

    I love the rocco's modern life refrence so much, it's been decades since i heard about it.. never looked it up or something but it had neat stuff wich i only understood years after..

  • @cheesythegamer9771
    @cheesythegamer9771 3 роки тому +451

    Here’s a pretty helpful tip, if you ever come across that nasty melting plastic again, get a towel and rub it with isopropyl alcohol, should do the trick.

    • @zoomzabba452
      @zoomzabba452 3 роки тому +53

      Isopropyl is the key. Recovered a Lenovo laptop mouse that way

    • @cheesythegamer9771
      @cheesythegamer9771 3 роки тому +7

      Zoomzabba Always does the trick!

    • @tacticalidiot175
      @tacticalidiot175 3 роки тому +14

      @@zoomzabba452 dish soap works well enough as well, but not nearly as safe.

    •  3 роки тому +1

      True

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 3 роки тому +13

      @@tacticalidiot175 yeah, soap you gotta get cleaned off completely, while alcohol just evaporates so you don't have to worry about it.

  • @Danominator
    @Danominator 3 роки тому +81

    "Maybe it has a flat edge for a good reason?"
    Five seconds later: "Oh. *Ohhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOO* "

  • @hunnybun2431
    @hunnybun2431 Рік тому +1

    "Oh, look. It takes a AAA!"
    Caught me off guard

  • @jakubczajkowski7525
    @jakubczajkowski7525 2 роки тому

    Wow, the were so much Frank on there, thanks for showing him

  • @cello_animi
    @cello_animi 3 роки тому +83

    You missed the opportunity to call them “nugglies”

  • @richardmillhousenixon
    @richardmillhousenixon 3 роки тому +1067

    I started laughing when he revealed the headphone jack and even though I've seen him do it before, "Oh look it takes an AAA" just made me laugh 10 times harder

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 3 роки тому +9

      You got a like form the man himself good job also when did you start watching I’ve been watching him since the lego pod

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 роки тому +4

      @@awesomeiphone597 Tbh I don't remember the exact time frame. It's been at least 6-8 months tho

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 3 роки тому +2

      @@richardmillhousenixon oh

  • @SpammyMcDougal
    @SpammyMcDougal 2 роки тому

    I love how there’s just frank sheeting at the end😂😂

  • @CDArnoldMusic
    @CDArnoldMusic 11 місяців тому

    I HAD THAT RAVE AS A KID! The nostalgia is reaaaal. Got that thing as a hand-me-down from my sis. Absolutely loved it as a kid!

  • @FinnyT711
    @FinnyT711 3 роки тому +605

    The fact that the Rave uses the Sam Raimi Spider-Man font kills me

    • @check3255
      @check3255 3 роки тому +40

      also playstation 3

    • @solaireofastora2890
      @solaireofastora2890 2 роки тому +31

      @@check3255 Sony owns spidey and had the font on purpose tho

    • @zaceflawn967
      @zaceflawn967 2 роки тому +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed!

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 2 роки тому +4

      @@solaireofastora2890 Right, but did Sony make the Rave? I haven’t seen their logo *anywhere* on this thing

    • @soniclikesphone
      @soniclikesphone 2 роки тому

      @@TheMamaluigi300 no govideo made the rave mp

  • @gusguimaraes12green
    @gusguimaraes12green 3 роки тому +2715

    Plot Twist: the rave mp was a prototype of a right joy con

    • @cromwellg60
      @cromwellg60 3 роки тому +152

      Bet it still drifts

    • @Memezy
      @Memezy 3 роки тому +5

      not even n funny

    • @Kilo_Miles
      @Kilo_Miles 3 роки тому +108

      (Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)
      Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up)
      Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note)
      Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?
      Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
      Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now.
      Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?
      Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week.
      Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba...
      Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
      Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…
      Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.
      Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?!
      Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone)
      Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor.
      (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers)
      Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
      Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.
      Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
      Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments.
      Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments)
      Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.
      [ALL CHATTERING]
      Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
      Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
      Squidward: No.
      Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
      Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs)
      Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?
      Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
      SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking?
      Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
      Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg )
      Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes)
      [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE]
      Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight)
      Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing)
      Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball)
      Narrator: Day three.
      Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?
      Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}
      Narrator: Day four.
      Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
      Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!!
      Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
      Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
      Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?!
      Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS!
      Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.
      Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!
      SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
      Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.
      [ALL ARGUING]
      Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.)
      Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open)
      Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
      Patrick: You're welcome.
      SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
      Evelyn: A firemen.
      SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
      Larry: Some guy in an ambulance.
      SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
      Harold: Yeah, for the fireman!
      All: Hooray!
      SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo.
      (At Bubble Bowl)
      Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here?
      Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
      Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died.
      Squilliam: Then who's that?
      Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
      SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward.
      Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth)
      Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl)
      Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
      SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)
      Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers)
      Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
      SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.
      Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
      Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...
      (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing)
      [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.
      (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)

    • @TheIrkenEmpire420
      @TheIrkenEmpire420 3 роки тому +27

      @@Kilo_Miles This reply is a masterpiece.

    • @zUltraXO
      @zUltraXO 3 роки тому +12

      @@Kilo_Miles o h m y g o d

  • @BrianOgryzlo
    @BrianOgryzlo 2 роки тому

    Hot diggity dog! I have been waiting 17 long hellish years for a channel up to the standards of DankPods to review my first MP3 player. Rave MP RID (Rest in dankness) buddy, hardly new ye.

  • @maninthesnow4393
    @maninthesnow4393 2 роки тому

    I went back to listen to the music that came with this. Of the 3 i did i did not know a song could just keep getting worse over time

  • @ethanpschwartz
    @ethanpschwartz 3 роки тому +267

    "Plastic is made from dinosaur juice."
    Welp, that concludes this science lesson.

    • @jarehelt
      @jarehelt 3 роки тому +3

      it's mostly marine algae not dinosaurs

    • @raptorb4107
      @raptorb4107 3 роки тому

      @@jarehelt you must be fun at parties

    • @funkyfresh1013
      @funkyfresh1013 3 роки тому

      they took the dinosaur sqeezings and did science on it

  • @brysenrenshaw249
    @brysenrenshaw249 3 роки тому +3089

    when the tunes are sus

    • @HectorHernandez-yt1nw
      @HectorHernandez-yt1nw 3 роки тому +107

      was looking for a comment like thid

    • @Dybannn
      @Dybannn 3 роки тому +55

      imagine playing among us in 2021

    • @fallguy6910
      @fallguy6910 3 роки тому +53

      @@Dybannn Among us is dying. They released a crappy update that many mobile and pc players hate and the devs are taking forever to release the new map.

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 3 роки тому +15

      FallGuy69 Thank god

    • @Patolagos
      @Patolagos 3 роки тому +38

      @@fallguy6910 Did you know there is only 3 people working on the game?

  • @lemonsquares9888
    @lemonsquares9888 2 роки тому

    this man remains the king of random skits

  • @sussy_baka2790
    @sussy_baka2790 2 роки тому +2

    Thumbnail:just a nugget
    My brain: AMONGUS

  • @allofmynope.mp4888
    @allofmynope.mp4888 3 роки тому +493

    "when does the Frank end?"
    Frank never ends. Frank is eternal. Frank is love. Frank is life

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 3 роки тому +5

      You just had to bring in that meme...

    • @Japanlover79
      @Japanlover79 3 роки тому +14

      Never saw a snake shed in real time. All I gotta say is nature is an amazing and beautiful thing.

    • @roadkill.highway
      @roadkill.highway 3 роки тому +6

      nuggets are temporary *FRANK IS ETERNAL*

    • @rekj_
      @rekj_ 3 роки тому +4

      Filthy Frank

    • @eveangreen1871
      @eveangreen1871 3 роки тому

      If frank is life, what happens when life ends?

  • @qweriop
    @qweriop 3 роки тому +57

    That's not a nugget. That's a third party joy con.

    • @Z64sports
      @Z64sports 3 роки тому +6

      I knew Nintendo remembered the 3 handed people who bought an N64

  • @DoppleOver
    @DoppleOver 2 роки тому

    "It's dry, but its super long!"-DankPods 2021

  • @AthenaPlayz
    @AthenaPlayz 2 роки тому +1

    Looks like someone sawed it in half

  • @ApolloTheDerg
    @ApolloTheDerg 3 роки тому +640

    I’ve never watched a snake shed before, that was interesting

    • @balibo07
      @balibo07 2 роки тому +9

      Me 2

    • @games-dv3gy
      @games-dv3gy 2 роки тому +9

      This mp3 on preview photo is SUS

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 2 роки тому +30

      I wonder if it feels satisfying, like peeling your skin after a sunburn...

    • @PiPArtemis
      @PiPArtemis 2 роки тому +2

      My parents had several snakes over the years while I was growing but I never saw one have such a smooth and intact shed like Frank had. Neat stuff

    • @gavin9302
      @gavin9302 2 роки тому +4

      Kinda gross to watch tbh

  • @tiberseptim8330
    @tiberseptim8330 3 роки тому +48

    Watching Frank rub her face against the ground like a vacuum made me genuinely guffaw

  • @SecretAsianMan2222
    @SecretAsianMan2222 2 роки тому

    Video is fine or whatever
    But that Frank song at the end tho. TOP TIER
    For real though, I've always been on the fence about getting wireless buds for fear of losing one, and I have to thank you for introducing me to the K"Zed" 's. I picked up a pair and I'm amazed at the quality for $25. The cable could be longer but...oh wait...it's not proprietary! I can change it! You've brought me, just like Frank, into a whole new world.

  • @_Noirscape
    @_Noirscape 2 роки тому

    I could watch an entire uncut video of DankPods' dog shedding.

  • @sergiomoncada7170
    @sergiomoncada7170 3 роки тому +115

    "There's half a T-Rex here in just clear plastic" is now my favorite dank quoute.

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 3 роки тому +96

    *I think I just found myself as an MP3 player...*

    • @justadudeee
      @justadudeee 3 роки тому

      Pain

    • @pedofiliawkosciele
      @pedofiliawkosciele 3 роки тому

      C

    • @kingofnuclearfallout39
      @kingofnuclearfallout39 3 роки тому +1

      When will Dank pods do a face reveal

    • @skenda
      @skenda 3 роки тому

      @Braden. link? pls.

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 2 роки тому

      @@kingofnuclearfallout39 I think its the Sad Nugget Roundup video, not sure. All I know is that he says "Basically everything's everything's nugget, you know, I drive a nugget, I A M A N U G G E T" at the beginning

  • @Xevonarin
    @Xevonarin Рік тому +1

    Scarlet Fire is the soundtrack to my soul.

  • @gaborkozmon
    @gaborkozmon 2 роки тому

    „That’s half a T-Rex here“ 😂😂😂😂 Mate I‘m dying

  • @anonymousdogg1559
    @anonymousdogg1559 3 роки тому +810

    I appreciate the 3 whole minutes dedicated to frank shedding skin!

    • @foxinrot
      @foxinrot 3 роки тому +33

      Frank - the vacuum cleaner!

    • @dt08-old
      @dt08-old 2 роки тому +2

      *2

    • @ladylark10884
      @ladylark10884 2 роки тому +6

      same, i love seeing frank at the end of videos :))

    • @rheymarvinsalestre4075
      @rheymarvinsalestre4075 Рік тому +1

      Imagine if someone afraid of snakes watched Dankpods and they get this.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth Рік тому +8

      @@rheymarvinsalestre4075 Good way to process a phobia :3

  • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
    @conaldeugenepeterson2147 3 роки тому +50

    The Frank shedding segment is what I didn’t know I was waiting for. She’s so pretty

  • @decameter
    @decameter 2 роки тому +4

    Everytime I'm feeling a little down about a technology I design for my scifi-verse, I come back to the video to marvel at the fact that some over worked product designer looked at this and said "Ship it"
    Also seeing frank shed is fun. My python shed recently, cheers from a fell nugget enthusiast and broken dog haver.

  • @itsbea3859
    @itsbea3859 Рік тому

    Wow, frank is a very well taken care of snake, her shed was so clean!

  • @puuuuuuuurple
    @puuuuuuuurple 3 роки тому +161

    that one girl in my product design class that says her art is "modernly abstract":

    • @joempoem478
      @joempoem478 3 роки тому +6

      Stop you're giving me nightmares

  • @Gfreak250
    @Gfreak250 3 роки тому +208

    Dankpods Opening an iPod:
    "Someone's been in here"
    Opening the Rave MP:
    "No one's been in here"

  • @AnthroFox99
    @AnthroFox99 10 місяців тому +1

    12:33 Frank doing a line. 😂

  • @tastyapples
    @tastyapples 2 роки тому +1

    Everyone gangsta until dankpods starts singing a brand new nugg

  • @MetalDrummer08
    @MetalDrummer08 3 роки тому +143

    Nostalgia. Got one of these for christmas for 8th grade graduation and used the hell out of it. The volume was so quiet you could barely hear it. It was also my one and only recording device i would record riffs as i learned to play guitar. A wonderful piece of shit.

  • @PiercingSight
    @PiercingSight 3 роки тому +35

    My parents bought this exact nugg for me for Christmas back in the day. The first song I put on it was The Hamster Dance. I don't have it anymore, but I still loved it. This video gave me great nostalgia.
    Now I'm watching this vid with my HD600's. I've come a long way since then.

    • @Viceralmarqs
      @Viceralmarqs 3 роки тому +2

      I had one as well. I saw that and was like omg I forgot about it.

    • @Breeze926
      @Breeze926 3 роки тому +8

      Your Hud Duh Six Hundgeos?

    • @PiercingSight
      @PiercingSight 3 роки тому +5

      @@Breeze926 By ol’ mate Senny!

  • @romang1828
    @romang1828 2 роки тому

    The garbage man: Something’s going on in there and I don’t want to know anything about it

  • @Asmodeuslvr
    @Asmodeuslvr Рік тому

    That's how I know he takes good ass care of Frank. The shed came off BEAUTIFULLY