Those sfx transitions while he gets new drinks are incredible. I like to imagine that he is actually teleporting with his dark warlock magic. But uses it for nothing of actual importance
I like to think that if he believes that I believe, I can somehow be just a small part of the magical world he calls .....😑 Sorry, passed out. 🤢 But fuck sickos. Now... About MLK...🫢 🤮 Boiled eggs are awesome with liquid smoke, caramel sauce, and infused with chocolate milk meade. 😴 And that's why I don't have a problem with transgenders. 😶🌫️💥😵
He says "It's the weekend" like he's been grinding away at work Mon-Fri and deserves to wind down with a few drinks before the grind again. When he's been ranting the same rants for literal years at this point.
Toobz is hard work man. Everyday you have to wake up, sit infront of computer and drink beer from 9am to 9pm. All the while making sure you remind everyone not to creep on kids, the elderly, the disabled, and dont forget dead people. For some it's common sense but thank the lord we have Joshy-poo here to remind the rest of those who simply can't control themselves over warm bodies! Be thankful he is out here doing all this hard work to protect the fine people of Casper Wyoming and beyond.
His brain's still stuck in junior high/high school when weekends meant no school, staying out later, maybe getting invited to a slumber party... 30+ years old and can't seem to understand that weekends only have tangible value if the previous five days have been spent at work.
I get paid to smoke weed on my UA-cam channel 💯 I started in the middle of the pandemicc , it really showed alot of people from actors to McDonald’s workers that you can’t rely on a job forever! 👌
@@SevenHunnid You are the human equivalent of a dingleberry. Of all the people to leech off of you choose a regarded alcoholic. Why? Why are you still doing this? It’s embarrassing.
@@s_wggnshe was normal, he was a functioning autistic adult who had purpose with that job. Him getting fired from it was probably the worst thing that ever happened lol
This was him looking healthy? Damn, I have tons to catch up on. I have 3 autistic nephew and twin nieces, they ate juvenile now and even they don't talk about their state of minds for reasons.
??? ozzy has musical talent he can play keyboard and sing at least from what i know. this dude cant sing cant play guitar cant play anything not even pan flute.
@@MyDigitalCult If you already have cavities/little enamel left like Cobes, sugar hurts like hell. Sugar eats away at your enamel, no enamel left leads to tooth decay, tooth decay leads to abcesses/rotting, which Cobes already has in spades.
@@TempAccult-mg1kq He hates it so much, that he spends all of his money on it and drinks every last drop he has. I’ve never seen someone hate alcohol as much as Jorb.
On average everyone hates the taste of alcohol. I am a recovering alcoholic of 17 years and i hated the taste until I got the first 3 down. I have close to 2 years sober now. Cobes literally keeps me sober somedays. Hes a true alcoholic and he will die within 10 years if he keeps at the pace he is at. I'm only 30 and the damage was irreparable. Not life threatening but the doctor said it probably shaved a decade off of my life. Shits not fun. I feel for him but at the same time he's doing it to himself.
Only thing he can shred is the Parmesan yeast flakes off his disgusting Bogliturd body to make his alky mead FKN alky regard version of Post Malone “Pay pigsh don’t have 2 donate but it’s gweatly pre she ate it” 🐖💨💰🧌💩🦎🪦
I finally made it to the end, this is really getting sad man, he doesn't even have warlord anymore he just sits and drinks and talks to himself, talk about an echo chamber
He is the undisputed king of being able to talk nonsense for hours and hours upon end. If not for the trivialities of life (sleep, food etc), he would probably sit there forever going on and on about complete nonsense in a loop.
years of alcohol and drug abuse, as well as eating toxic, inedible """"food"""" he makes, have fried his brain completely, putting him into this state.
I mean, he drinks, drugs, eats, sleeps, and ferments, all in that chair, all in front of his camera, for the world to watch. Most warlocks are pretty private folk, so I applaud him for being the upfront, open-minded (even if only 93% delusional) Gentleman Boglim he is. Gives me cause to appreciate my own existence, as it is nothing, if not a tiny bit better than his. At least I mold and rot where the interwebs can't catch me. Man, I sure can't wait til Puff comes home. Meanwhile, Cobe's working on unlocking his Killer Combos badge. Brain rot coming in nicely toobz, TWU!
Lolcows are good for that. When I’m hating myself, it helps to watch Cobes or Darksydephil or Low Tier God. At least I’m not THAT. Plus Cobes gets people to drink less merely by being a visible train wreck.
@@blipblorp6347 people who actually drink alcohol do that sometimes but i do think josh saw that channel and got it from him lol its been everywhere on youutube
@@therealkool-aidman5763 I think he's just trying to not accept he has issues which is why he always says he's attractive and girls like him he believes or makes himself believe that he is extremely desirable and is perfectly healthy thus him saying his gotbig muscles and whatnot That or he's too dumb to realise
Trole, Clint wouldn’t even have to pay. His fake disabilities surely get him free health care, to get false teeth. These trolls are just jealous they have to pay medical out of pocket.
His hypothetical made up scenarios never cease to amaze me, especially the stripper grinding on someone for 10 minutes and then him asking their mom's middle name😂😂😂
I'm really happy I watched the very first down the rabbit hole video of wings of redemption. That got me suggested this guy for some reason. And I can't get enough of the weird nostalgia of American life.
I like how when he's HAMMERED drunk and door dash shows up, it's like clockwork that he instantly goes off about "the whole porno storyline" He has no subconscious at all. The inner workings of his mind just spew from his mouth, and it's pretty sad. And he definitely isn't joking when he pictures that wonderful scenario playing out(which it never will)
This video contains one my of ALL-TIME FAVORITE Cobra-isms: "Life is tragedy and comedy rolled into the same fucking coin". Glad to see this video is one of your most viewed. Thanks for the great content as always.
Damn man. I wish he’d sober up, get on a health kick, and document his ultimate rise to success. Love watching his stuff but he looks like he’s getting worse.
a few years ago i found him to be a likeable loser and i would have shared your wishes then. now he's all full of himself and thinks he's like people. even if he got sober and healthy, he's always gonna be a regard. there's nothing worth salvaging here.
Remove all the regard power and drug abuse and you'll find at even Josh's best he's a scummy person who only seeks to please himself. Josh has a super addicting personality, before booze and pills it was caffeine, he's always been shamelessly addicted to porn and only regrets cheating on Stephanie because "she was cooking for me and giving me sex whenever I wanted.". Natural born slacker who thinks the world owes him anything because daddy Clint spoiled him because he's autistic, never preparing him for the world. Guy has very little redeeming qualities and that's what we hate most about him not the fact he's mentally challenged or anything.
@@Mehhhhhhhh he is getting much worse.....the weens and paypigs are killing him at a record rate....he must get 500 a mo in cash and gifts min.....12k plus in alcohol junk food habit including rent ebt utility aid
alcohol is a slow and methodical death, and josh is regularly above 20 drinks on these binges. that bottle of whiskey was 17 standard drinks (though he didnt appear to finish it), and judging by how well he handles it (very well, better than anyone without a serious alcohol tolerance) -- and the fact that he was already lit up (probably by about 4 bud lights or some shit) -- before he even began the video.. ive seen 55 year old drinkers, high functioning, that have lost just about their entire soul to alcohol. one guy drank 20+ beers a day, religiously. when i'd work with him in the mornings he would have eight bottles of water, dehydrated from every night before. he would eat more than anyone else for lunch, like a hog feeding, then while everyone else was snacking towards the end of the day he'd refuse any food being shared, insisting that he had to save room for beer. you can get lucky like that guy i knew, or need to get on a liver list in two years with that same amount of consumption, then find out you're going to die when they find ethanol in your system the day of the transplant and then refuse you. the likelihood josh is dead in ten years if he doesn't stop drinking today is high. he's killing himself on stream.
@@selcotsimeht I agree I knew a really talented wood worker named scott.....everyone called him sot....he knew a microbrewery owner had a case of 22oz every night ....josh is heading there......Scott lived in an unheated shack twords the end very sad.
Drinking break fluid is probably more tasty than his horrible concoctions! I love when you jump to him playing a quick “solo” on his guitar, always gets me!
Every time he streams now it's always the same shit. No one brings up that he needs to be laid ever, no girl ever has said they are pissed they passed him up, and no one considers him a UA-cam celebrity. I would fight this guy for charity. Lets set it up, lmao.
@@llamaboy1991 Well I have the easy loophole for that. Since the Boglim claims to be autistic all the time. I'm just going to do the same, thus cancelling out both of our autism during the fight.
"Bought a tanker truck filled with Jack Daniels and another filled with Mountain Dew, toobz, and I'm gonna make the world's largest epic drink combo..."
Lol just saw them on the menu when I went to McDonald's before sitting down to watch this. I still think of cobes everytime I see the empty space where the pull apart donuts should be lol.
It happens from covering a bowl while it is still smoking. You can get that from smoking weed from a bong or pipe too. The brown part is from the smoke and resin staining your skin.
One of the MANY fascinating things about this creature is his ability to hold an unlit cigarette for hours without ever noticing it's in his possession.
@Lux_Ferox I don't smoke weed cause it fucks my anxiety, I drink quite a bit and probably way too much. If I take my meds and drink I can be gone off of 8 beers, still nowhere near as regarded as the resident boglim.
He tried to get off at the two hour mark, but I asked him a question about his shotgun and he went on an hour rant.
And u sat there & listened to every minute 😂
He’s a REGARD PREDATOR VERSION of POST MALONE ON QUACK…..
“Pay Pigsh don’t have to donateshh but it’s gweatlwy pre she ate it “
🐖💨💰🧌💩🦎🪦
😂 I love how he looks like he had a giggle at that comment too 😊 😂
Legend
Thank you for your service.
Those sfx transitions while he gets new drinks are incredible. I like to imagine that he is actually teleporting with his dark warlock magic. But uses it for nothing of actual importance
To be fair, all that matters is if he thinks it works.
Let him do his thing.
Obviously it works for him, lol.
That's why he walks so funny, he's used to teleporting everywhere
I like to think that if he believes that I believe, I can somehow be just a small part of the magical world he calls .....😑 Sorry, passed out. 🤢 But fuck sickos. Now... About MLK...🫢 🤮 Boiled eggs are awesome with liquid smoke, caramel sauce, and infused with chocolate milk meade. 😴 And that's why I don't have a problem with transgenders. 😶🌫️💥😵
No he uses it well sometimes. remember that one time Donald trump praised his magic on live tv for helping the fight against isis
Skipping a funeral for this
same rip
@NateEh and you’re so submissive/breedable
Skipped a funeral to watch one eh
Both are equally sad to be a part of
Twu
He says "It's the weekend" like he's been grinding away at work Mon-Fri and deserves to wind down with a few drinks before the grind again. When he's been ranting the same rants for literal years at this point.
Toobz is hard work man. Everyday you have to wake up, sit infront of computer and drink beer from 9am to 9pm. All the while making sure you remind everyone not to creep on kids, the elderly, the disabled, and dont forget dead people. For some it's common sense but thank the lord we have Joshy-poo here to remind the rest of those who simply can't control themselves over warm bodies! Be thankful he is out here doing all this hard work to protect the fine people of Casper Wyoming and beyond.
Those wands don’t make themselves. lol
His brain's still stuck in junior high/high school when weekends meant no school, staying out later, maybe getting invited to a slumber party... 30+ years old and can't seem to understand that weekends only have tangible value if the previous five days have been spent at work.
U think it's easy to fight off ur own thoughts of grape n being a chimo
Being a hateful lil incel sure is tiring, he needs to cooldown like the rest of us.
He forces himself to be an alcoholic. He can't stand the booze burns
RIP homeboy scotty
@@monkeymagic7500 RIP homeboi Scotty we will never forget
I get paid to smoke weed on my UA-cam channel 💯 I started in the middle of the pandemicc , it really showed alot of people from actors to McDonald’s workers that you can’t rely on a job forever! 👌
@@SevenHunnid You are the human equivalent of a dingleberry. Of all the people to leech off of you choose a regarded alcoholic. Why? Why are you still doing this? It’s embarrassing.
@@FirstFamilyCharger let him know
For most people, having 87 dollars in their account would depress them
wym thats like 4 bottles of jd or 5 bottles of fireball 🔥
I'm stoked just having 20 bucks 🤣
negative 87 empowers the cobes
Me having 100 dollars makes me feel like I'm part of the 1%
@@Shyguy71588 I make 85K a year and have a family of 4. I'm barely scraping by
The "System Error" thing you add in is just hysterical. Lol
WILD to look back on this video almost 2 years ago. he looks SO much better it really is sad how fast and far he is falling.
Dude I said the same shit, it’s even crazier seeing videos in the era he worked at Wendy’s he seems fucking normal back then.
@@s_wggnshe was normal, he was a functioning autistic adult who had purpose with that job. Him getting fired from it was probably the worst thing that ever happened lol
This was him looking healthy?
Damn, I have tons to catch up on.
I have 3 autistic nephew and twin nieces, they ate juvenile now and even they don't talk about their state of minds for reasons.
@@s_wggns he actually had a job at Wendy's? Like, when he was 15? 17?
Looks like he does better on this.
yeah and here i was thinking he looked like a bridge boglim even back then but jfc does he look like one nowadays
'A Dorito-induced omelette' really caught me off-guard
I haven't heard that yet! Did he mean 'infused'? 🤣 That's some good boglish.
Read this as he said it lol
It's actually like watching ozzy Osborne if he wasn't famous and had Internet
He accomplished his goal of becoming the next Ozzy but at what cost
??? ozzy has musical talent he can play keyboard and sing at least from what i know. this dude cant sing cant play guitar cant play anything not even pan flute.
@@68able2 have you listened to his latest album trole? It's up their with masters of reality and paranoid
That drink was so strong/horrible his face couldn't hide his displeasure
It’s probably one of the most basic drink combos he’s done. The sugar and alcohol probably make his teeth hurt like hell
He has us all fooled.......
TWU
@@NOUFGT sugar is Ph neutral, and does not rot your teeth.
@@MyDigitalCult If you already have cavities/little enamel left like Cobes, sugar hurts like hell. Sugar eats away at your enamel, no enamel left leads to tooth decay, tooth decay leads to abcesses/rotting, which Cobes already has in spades.
I love how he’s repulsed by the taste of liquor but after choking it down says “tastes good UA-cam”
He truly hates alcohol lol
@@TempAccult-mg1kq He hates it so much, that he spends all of his money on it and drinks every last drop he has. I’ve never seen someone hate alcohol as much as Jorb.
On average everyone hates the taste of alcohol. I am a recovering alcoholic of 17 years and i hated the taste until I got the first 3 down. I have close to 2 years sober now. Cobes literally keeps me sober somedays. Hes a true alcoholic and he will die within 10 years if he keeps at the pace he is at. I'm only 30 and the damage was irreparable. Not life threatening but the doctor said it probably shaved a decade off of my life. Shits not fun. I feel for him but at the same time he's doing it to himself.
Only thing he can shred is the Parmesan yeast flakes off his disgusting Bogliturd body to make his alky mead
FKN alky regard version of Post Malone
“Pay pigsh don’t have 2 donate but it’s gweatly pre she ate it”
🐖💨💰🧌💩🦎🪦
@@mathiasb2616i love the taste of alcohol, esp gin or rye. In fact it was hard to stop bc I drank it like water, so good was the taste
always has to get his courage up to swallow the alcohol like a chick with a mouthful of com
It's like watching a real life Gothic Drunk Napoleon Dynamite...
"I know when I've had too much when I'm passing out on stream "continues to drink himself into oblivion Clint must be proud
His reaction to the cherry peach whiskey pepsi was funny as hell. TWU, millions of ppl smoking marijuana in 20 years, watching Jord jam.
I mean shit, he got tens of people smoking marijuana and watching him rn
@@__m-a-x__ I’m one of them. Gotta bog before you walk TWU.
@@5milemacc737 TWU, toobz.
I finally made it to the end, this is really getting sad man, he doesn't even have warlord anymore he just sits and drinks and talks to himself, talk about an echo chamber
He's bogtarded leave him alone
Oh, it’s gotten worse.
Our boy is a master mead maker now TWU
@@kitsachie.yeah it's gnarly now
@@tedgedIt's even more gnarly now
If the camera wasn't there I bet he'd still be sitting in that chair talking to himself.
"Booze, $78 pizza, and delusions."
“M-E-L…Melts” Hooked on bog phonics
I facepalmed when he was talking about how is career is going to take another 20 years.....
50. Feel like 70. But then he’ll be famous enough to not even get the top 1% of women he beats his pud to.
50 cobes lmao
yeh it sucks we have to wait another 20 yeaaaaaaarghs
He's the Thing That Should Not Be
All that hard work is gonna pay off…
He is the undisputed king of being able to talk nonsense for hours and hours upon end. If not for the trivialities of life (sleep, food etc), he would probably sit there forever going on and on about complete nonsense in a loop.
years of alcohol and drug abuse, as well as eating toxic, inedible """"food"""" he makes, have fried his brain completely, putting him into this state.
Better not go live boyyyyy
@@PYRO-ON its so funny to me how the 'better not go live boyyyy' gets him so triggered. I love it.
Broken npc caught in a loop
I mean, he drinks, drugs, eats, sleeps, and ferments, all in that chair, all in front of his camera, for the world to watch. Most warlocks are pretty private folk, so I applaud him for being the upfront, open-minded (even if only 93% delusional) Gentleman Boglim he is. Gives me cause to appreciate my own existence, as it is nothing, if not a tiny bit better than his. At least I mold and rot where the interwebs can't catch me. Man, I sure can't wait til Puff comes home. Meanwhile, Cobe's working on unlocking his Killer Combos badge. Brain rot coming in nicely toobz, TWU!
His description of “the males version of a period” is a 100% accurate description of his everyday life.
He forgot to switch genders when he said "mad at every guy i see", I guess that settles it, Cobes is into dudes on the low
Truth
@@KeenKong52 or hes like chris chan, mad at all the men for taking his goth girls
No joke get on trt or at least take a multivitamin
There is just something so hot about men feeling their feminine side with a monthly period type thing.
Bro imagine being 30 and begging people on the internet for money to buy eggs and a bottle a whiskey
Meanwhile, he thinks he's punching down
It’s not begging, it’s a “business exchange”. He’s selling the privilege of watching him get completely wasted. We should be thankful.
@@__m-a-x__
TWU, toobz
Have you seen DSP? he's 40 and mega begs; homeless panhandlers cringe watching his streams..
@@DETRACT0RD00M oh dude Dsp and cobes are the main reasons why I log into UA-cam 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
IDK who he is, but checking these vids at night after work is pretty uplifting for my soul. As in, be thankful you're not him.
You're just jealous of his rock star lifestyle, trolle
T W U
Lolcows are good for that. When I’m hating myself, it helps to watch Cobes or Darksydephil or Low Tier God. At least I’m not THAT. Plus Cobes gets people to drink less merely by being a visible train wreck.
It's a grim form of pleasure, but I do hear that quite a lot actually.
I felt that same way when I discovered him. Now it’s sad to watch and gross
It's like the longer he goes without sex, the more he talks about it on stream.
Here 11 months later after he admitted to molesting a retarded 12 year old and cooming on her.
Frickin unwashed regard version of Post Malone on quack.
🐖💨💰🧌💩🦎🪦
“Pay Pigsh dunt hVe 2 donate Butt it’s gweatly pwe she ate it” -Slosh Jaunders
HE NEEEEDDDSSSS IT
These videos make me laugh so much, turns the drinking streams into pretty good content. Please keep it up
By drinking streams, do you mean every stream? Besides the E-begging for drinking money streams.
hey u shut ur mouth this is his life and buisness ur talking about troll
@@vagabondthebard5709 he cant mean every stream. They are normally so entertaining and each one in an entirely unique setting
So him clinking his bottles and glass every 5 seconds is his new thing, huh?
There's a UA-camr father and son who do alot of shorts and the father is always shaking the liquor and hits his ring on it
@@blipblorp6347 people who actually drink alcohol do that sometimes but i do think josh saw that channel and got it from him lol its been everywhere on youutube
Yes i hate it.
Hahaa eyesssss
Josh believes it pisses off the trolls, all the while ignoring the fact that others watch his trash as well
Cobes can drink us all under the table. Take that troles.
Cobes sure does talk about erectile disfunction a lot lately.
He is erectile dysfunction!
Hmmm seems like his little snake aint wanting to play. Too much cooming 2 pr0n.
Epic porn addiction effect.
Are you suggesting cobes is the sort of man to project his issues in public?
With how bald he is at 31 I'd be surprised if his little pecker doesn't give him some trouble from time to time
Even watching in 144p to save data doesn't hide that blemish sitting in Josh's chair
Why are you living a Josh life on your days plan?
Missed my gynecologist appointment for this
At least you'll know how to act next time you go now #silverlinings. 😂 cobes got ya covered.
Just go see Dr cobes twu
I smell a yeast infection
He’s def just noshing that food against the roof of his mouth and hoping it softens up enough to slide down his throat
Why doesn't he honestly go to the dentist? Like Clint wouldn't pay for it like he pays for everything else...
@@therealkool-aidman5763 I think he's just trying to not accept he has issues which is why he always says he's attractive and girls like him he believes or makes himself believe that he is extremely desirable and is perfectly healthy thus him saying his gotbig muscles and whatnot
That or he's too dumb to realise
@@therealkool-aidman5763 boglims are allergic to dental care trole
Trole, Clint wouldn’t even have to pay. His fake disabilities surely get him free health care, to get false teeth. These trolls are just jealous they have to pay medical out of pocket.
@@therealkool-aidman5763 dentists are fucking expensive, man.
Best anti-drinking video I've ever seen.
Yeah I'm going sober
@@SpentLastdid it work? I feel like this may be the most effective anti drinking ad ever created, and its by accident
Fucking love the instant transmission sound effects!!!
His hypothetical made up scenarios never cease to amaze me, especially the stripper grinding on someone for 10 minutes and then him asking their mom's middle name😂😂😂
Every now and then he'll spew out something that's actually comedy gold.
Infinite Monkey theorem in play lol
Funny you said that. Every scenario he describes is hypothetical. He needs a blind girl who can’t smell.
I'm really happy I watched the very first down the rabbit hole video of wings of redemption. That got me suggested this guy for some reason. And I can't get enough of the weird nostalgia of American life.
We’re not all like this I promise. I can’t speak for the denizens of Casper though 😂
Trust me we aren't like this lmao. Even I am intrigued by these guy's lives
Check out cyrax next. Omg.
Check out DSP from down the rabbit hole.
Period eggs? Did he seriously call them period eggs? Also, delusions coming in nicely.
Yes. I laughed so hard.
He most definetley did lol wtf
Dudes looking more potatoey than normal. That backwards hat provides a perfect skylight for his giant bald spot.
Less flour and more chips... the mark of a true chef.
he always waits till his drink is warm and flat before he starts drinking....
I LOVE how the drunker he gets, the more he holds the fetish object like a microphone.
I like how when he's HAMMERED drunk and door dash shows up, it's like clockwork that he instantly goes off about "the whole porno storyline"
He has no subconscious at all. The inner workings of his mind just spew from his mouth, and it's pretty sad.
And he definitely isn't joking when he pictures that wonderful scenario playing out(which it never will)
His face when he took that sip of his whiskey 😂 you can tell it tasted like lighter fluid and he didn’t want us to notice
JESUS FUCK THE TAPPING ON THE GLASS IS DRIVING ME NUTS
“I’ve even seen you move apartments” fucking sent me 😂
Joshuas brian: **Windows XP is logging off now**
That drink combo is a crime against humanity 🤣
Bird Dog whiskey itself is a crime against humanity
@@Ghost01702 but it has a doggy on the front of it 🐕
@@Ghost01702 its decent for cheap whiskey deff had much much worse
getting froggy on the doggy. brain is very soggy
@@epope98vodka is king when it comes to cheap liquor
Thank you for making these videos. I’m obsessed. 😂😂😂
No problem !
People say he's regarded but you got the muppets that will put money in his PayPal
Guy is the embodiment of "workin' for the weekend"
This video contains one my of ALL-TIME FAVORITE Cobra-isms: "Life is tragedy and comedy rolled into the same fucking coin". Glad to see this video is one of your most viewed. Thanks for the great content as always.
17:05
So deep, man...
I’ve noticed a trend of drunken 5-10 hours streams… what happened to the ranch chug challenge and stuff? He’s not an alcoholic toobz…
5:05 literally the funniest thing he has ever said. this got me good
Ignorance is bliss... but delusions are paradise!
They're gonna need some strong Marijuana to get tricked into buying tickets for cobes
Only 18 more years until hes a famous rock star.
He spelled Boglim wrong. BOGLUM 🤣🤣
I feel PSAs are missing out by not sponsoring Cobes, looks kids, this is what awaits you TMDWU
Spice. Not Even Once.
k-pins and vodka, not even once.
hand down best king cobra channel out there. best editing, great idea to show the highlights from the livestream. KEEP IT UP!!
“Occasionally funny, occasionally philosophical.”
The absolute pinnacle of Boglim Chronicle editing will be blanking out the ring clicking sound.
Clown horn honk replacement
Damn man. I wish he’d sober up, get on a health kick, and document his ultimate rise to success. Love watching his stuff but he looks like he’s getting worse.
a few years ago i found him to be a likeable loser and i would have shared your wishes then. now he's all full of himself and thinks he's like people. even if he got sober and healthy, he's always gonna be a regard. there's nothing worth salvaging here.
Remove all the regard power and drug abuse and you'll find at even Josh's best he's a scummy person who only seeks to please himself. Josh has a super addicting personality, before booze and pills it was caffeine, he's always been shamelessly addicted to porn and only regrets cheating on Stephanie because "she was cooking for me and giving me sex whenever I wanted.". Natural born slacker who thinks the world owes him anything because daddy Clint spoiled him because he's autistic, never preparing him for the world. Guy has very little redeeming qualities and that's what we hate most about him not the fact he's mentally challenged or anything.
@@Mehhhhhhhh he is getting much worse.....the weens and paypigs are killing him at a record rate....he must get 500 a mo in cash and gifts min.....12k plus in alcohol junk food habit including rent ebt utility aid
alcohol is a slow and methodical death, and josh is regularly above 20 drinks on these binges. that bottle of whiskey was 17 standard drinks (though he didnt appear to finish it), and judging by how well he handles it (very well, better than anyone without a serious alcohol tolerance) -- and the fact that he was already lit up (probably by about 4 bud lights or some shit) -- before he even began the video..
ive seen 55 year old drinkers, high functioning, that have lost just about their entire soul to alcohol. one guy drank 20+ beers a day, religiously. when i'd work with him in the mornings he would have eight bottles of water, dehydrated from every night before. he would eat more than anyone else for lunch, like a hog feeding, then while everyone else was snacking towards the end of the day he'd refuse any food being shared, insisting that he had to save room for beer.
you can get lucky like that guy i knew, or need to get on a liver list in two years with that same amount of consumption, then find out you're going to die when they find ethanol in your system the day of the transplant and then refuse you.
the likelihood josh is dead in ten years if he doesn't stop drinking today is high. he's killing himself on stream.
@@selcotsimeht I agree I knew a really talented wood worker named scott.....everyone called him sot....he knew a microbrewery owner had a case of 22oz every night ....josh is heading there......Scott lived in an unheated shack twords the end very sad.
Drinking break fluid is probably more tasty than his horrible concoctions!
I love when you jump to him playing a quick “solo” on his guitar, always gets me!
I feel like he has no concept of ABV and has no idea how much he’s pouring between different liquor…. Absolute gold
If that chatter bait chick "Frigs" started selling bottled farts, I know a goth dude who smells good who ABSOLUTELY would not buy one
took me a long time to realise the staring one eye down a bottle or glass is at least sometimes his attempt at stealth chat-reading
1:48 I love how he took a swig from his beer as if it was the best joke ever told by man
Holy shit! I put my phone down for one second (while the video was playing) and hear that Danny filth screech and I thought my cat was dieing lol
System Error Saturday 😂😂😂
Hahaha he only practices guitar in sporadic little 4 minute bursts so he never developed his calluses.
Every time he streams now it's always the same shit. No one brings up that he needs to be laid ever, no girl ever has said they are pissed they passed him up, and no one considers him a UA-cam celebrity. I would fight this guy for charity. Lets set it up, lmao.
You know it's illegal to hit an autistic?
@@llamaboy1991 Well I have the easy loophole for that. Since the Boglim claims to be autistic all the time. I'm just going to do the same, thus cancelling out both of our autism during the fight.
You gonna beat up the frail autistic guy? Lol…
I want this guy to win the lottery more than I want to win it myself. Think about how fucking incredible rich Cobra saga would be.
"Bought a tanker truck filled with Jack Daniels and another filled with Mountain Dew, toobz, and I'm gonna make the world's largest epic drink combo..."
🤡
that'd be great. he gets a passport and the boglim goes international.
he'd probably meet an of-age girl abroad who'd like his hat and wands.
Lol don't tell him that McD's is officially advertising food hacks lol
Lol just saw them on the menu when I went to McDonald's before sitting down to watch this. I still think of cobes everytime I see the empty space where the pull apart donuts should be lol.
I love how he thinks people ripping a guitar solo is just them sliding their fingers up and down the fretboard like a spazz just hitting random notes
He's regarded
He could not replicate a single song he’s ever produced, in his six cassette releases.
Anyone in the mood for some deep fried period eggs?
😂
Only of they are from cisgender females that are of age, alive and not related.
He needs to acknowledge that brown stain, i really cant imagine what his excuse could be.
He did. Claimed it was nicotine from his pipe.
Makes sense
He also gave advice on how to block a woman from shooting you with mace shortly after it appeared. TWU
It happens from covering a bowl while it is still smoking. You can get that from smoking weed from a bong or pipe too. The brown part is from the smoke and resin staining your skin.
How are his fingers so calloused from fake guitar playing lol
Cos they're wet all the time from the booze so it's easier to appear like fresh callouses. He basically has fins at this stage.
Shon is the real victim here.
Justice4shon
We have to get him out of there
No wonder you found your way to Cobes with all the love he has for Doritos.
That poor guy has seen some shit
Weirdly enough, Shon is one of the few entities who's ever tried to give Cobra a genuine reality check.
Oh man what a treat, he busted out the acoustic and had specially tuned to dropB(oglim) and played some Bog delta blooze
One of the MANY fascinating things about this creature is his ability to hold an unlit cigarette for hours without ever noticing it's in his possession.
I can't believe this guy's single.Trolls or no, Jaersh is a catch.
When he isn't drunk, he almost sounds normal. And when he is drunk, he goes from depression and lucidity to ridiculous freakouts.
That's literally obvious.
Thanks for the lesson on what an alcoholic looks and sounds like.
@@BabbleOn777miserable for no reason? Stop being a bitch to people
12:04 - "....if not, it's no skin off my shoes..."
That's a new, Bogism
I'm sure if MLK were still alive, he'd appreciate the endorsement from the least relevant creature on earth.
I cant tell if King Boglim makes me wanna drink less or if i need to go balls to the wall every day to forget.
He's helped me legit stop drinking, my weed use has skyrocketed however.
@Lux_Ferox I don't smoke weed cause it fucks my anxiety, I drink quite a bit and probably way too much.
If I take my meds and drink I can be gone off of 8 beers, still nowhere near as regarded as the resident boglim.
everybody knows this is really Ed Bassmaster
"to cook my awful food you will need two things, Doritos and an ungodly amount of cheese"
And margarine
Calls himself a bad boy, but he’s the most easily offended person in reality.
Wears makeup and paints his fingernails
That iPad joke was kinda funny.. gave me a lil chuckle. A lil hehe if you know what mean
Two vapes. He gonna get sick, Toobz.
Lt.Cobes, You don't got no legs...
That riff sounds just like his clippers did. TMDWU!
More like his wand lathe "buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrt"
I welp if our King can’t get his service raven then I guess the next best thing would be , shave pits add googly eyes, vwalah , lap cat 🐈
Hey, boo! Miss you! 😘😘😘
Swing and a miss troll... it’s “Voila”!
*voilà. Josh must have taught you how to spell that one.
@@Dominick_twu aww my favourite I miss my Dominick🥰🥰🥰🥰😍
@@maniacaljedi2848 not in the Boglim dictionary dood. So mote it be troll
Not surprised to see a bug-a-salt on the side of the futon lol.
“It’s the King Cobra JFS channel…I don’t know how to explain it but if you get it, you get it, if you don’t, you don’t.” Lmao soooo true bestie
5 hour stream for the fans TWU. Deep fried hard boiled eggs 🥚 what else could a fan want?
I wonder legitimately how many times the bog has pooped his pants while live streaming. Something tells me it’s happened for sure!!!
5:02 literally the best comment the entire stream, Cobes was crucified for his crimes
I'm going to consider these videos a reality tv series.
Yup, its how I explain Cobra to newcomers. Best reality TV there is. Very raw
@@RealBoglimChronicles the real reality TV
this is easily one of the better channels on YT
“I don’t want any one to see that comment, hide comment” *reads comment out loud
Boglim is literally a made up word describing Jord and he can't even spell that right....wtf is a Boglum
Why do they call him jord also?
@@tavog8150 his name is Josh and his head looks like a gourd
@@tavog8150 Jord, M'lord, Jord Sandou, Grapefruit prober, Cobes ...he is a man of many names
Boglim evolves into Boglum if you use a Bogstone
Borglum may be plural......and it's closer to the Gollum, he just needs a focus to be the Precious
I cannot get over how cobe's head looks uncannily like a squash.