Boglim Chronicles - KingCobraJFS Gets Wasted On 5 Hour Stream

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  • @vand3l
    @vand3l 2 роки тому +529

    He tried to get off at the two hour mark, but I asked him a question about his shotgun and he went on an hour rant.

    • @bethmbam4848
      @bethmbam4848 Рік тому +61

      And u sat there & listened to every minute 😂

    • @PYRO-ON
      @PYRO-ON Рік тому +1

      He’s a REGARD PREDATOR VERSION of POST MALONE ON QUACK…..
      “Pay Pigsh don’t have to donateshh but it’s gweatlwy pre she ate it “
      🐖💨💰🧌💩🦎🪦

    • @Captainkakapoo
      @Captainkakapoo Рік тому +17

      😂 I love how he looks like he had a giggle at that comment too 😊 😂

    • @benkaveney5499
      @benkaveney5499 Рік тому +9

      Legend

    • @Danny___Riot
      @Danny___Riot 9 місяців тому +12

      Thank you for your service.

  • @BallstinkBaron
    @BallstinkBaron Рік тому +139

    Those sfx transitions while he gets new drinks are incredible. I like to imagine that he is actually teleporting with his dark warlock magic. But uses it for nothing of actual importance

    • @BabbleOn777
      @BabbleOn777 11 місяців тому +6

      To be fair, all that matters is if he thinks it works.
      Let him do his thing.
      Obviously it works for him, lol.

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 11 місяців тому +9

      That's why he walks so funny, he's used to teleporting everywhere

    • @RevolverCoughsAlot
      @RevolverCoughsAlot 11 місяців тому

      I like to think that if he believes that I believe, I can somehow be just a small part of the magical world he calls .....😑 Sorry, passed out. 🤢 But fuck sickos. Now... About MLK...🫢 🤮 Boiled eggs are awesome with liquid smoke, caramel sauce, and infused with chocolate milk meade. 😴 And that's why I don't have a problem with transgenders. 😶‍🌫️💥😵

    • @Ekdrink
      @Ekdrink 2 місяці тому +3

      No he uses it well sometimes. remember that one time Donald trump praised his magic on live tv for helping the fight against isis

  • @Pokav1deo
    @Pokav1deo 2 роки тому +245

    Skipping a funeral for this

  • @alexanderson4497
    @alexanderson4497 2 роки тому +553

    He says "It's the weekend" like he's been grinding away at work Mon-Fri and deserves to wind down with a few drinks before the grind again. When he's been ranting the same rants for literal years at this point.

    • @XxPermaGrinxX
      @XxPermaGrinxX 2 роки тому +83

      Toobz is hard work man. Everyday you have to wake up, sit infront of computer and drink beer from 9am to 9pm. All the while making sure you remind everyone not to creep on kids, the elderly, the disabled, and dont forget dead people. For some it's common sense but thank the lord we have Joshy-poo here to remind the rest of those who simply can't control themselves over warm bodies! Be thankful he is out here doing all this hard work to protect the fine people of Casper Wyoming and beyond.

    • @giants2k8
      @giants2k8 2 роки тому +19

      Those wands don’t make themselves. lol

    • @kingcobrajfsofficial
      @kingcobrajfsofficial 2 роки тому +37

      His brain's still stuck in junior high/high school when weekends meant no school, staying out later, maybe getting invited to a slumber party... 30+ years old and can't seem to understand that weekends only have tangible value if the previous five days have been spent at work.

    • @DM94JAK
      @DM94JAK 2 роки тому +12

      U think it's easy to fight off ur own thoughts of grape n being a chimo

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 2 роки тому +1

      Being a hateful lil incel sure is tiring, he needs to cooldown like the rest of us.

  • @xboxpoe751
    @xboxpoe751 2 роки тому +247

    He forces himself to be an alcoholic. He can't stand the booze burns

    • @monkeymagic7500
      @monkeymagic7500 2 роки тому +44

      RIP homeboy scotty

    • @xboxpoe751
      @xboxpoe751 2 роки тому +24

      @@monkeymagic7500 RIP homeboi Scotty we will never forget

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid 2 роки тому +5

      I get paid to smoke weed on my UA-cam channel 💯 I started in the middle of the pandemicc , it really showed alot of people from actors to McDonald’s workers that you can’t rely on a job forever! 👌

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 2 роки тому +10

      @@SevenHunnid You are the human equivalent of a dingleberry. Of all the people to leech off of you choose a regarded alcoholic. Why? Why are you still doing this? It’s embarrassing.

    • @calebwilson6892
      @calebwilson6892 2 роки тому +3

      @@FirstFamilyCharger let him know

  • @theimmortal4718
    @theimmortal4718 2 роки тому +103

    For most people, having 87 dollars in their account would depress them

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope Рік тому +22

      wym thats like 4 bottles of jd or 5 bottles of fireball 🔥

    • @Dr.Meth666
      @Dr.Meth666 Рік тому +15

      I'm stoked just having 20 bucks 🤣

    • @dakkenly
      @dakkenly Рік тому +6

      negative 87 empowers the cobes

    • @Shyguy71588
      @Shyguy71588 10 місяців тому +5

      Me having 100 dollars makes me feel like I'm part of the 1%

    • @theimmortal4718
      @theimmortal4718 10 місяців тому

      @@Shyguy71588 I make 85K a year and have a family of 4. I'm barely scraping by

  • @high3rthannasa979
    @high3rthannasa979 2 роки тому +22

    The "System Error" thing you add in is just hysterical. Lol

  • @deadbears8461
    @deadbears8461 Рік тому +96

    WILD to look back on this video almost 2 years ago. he looks SO much better it really is sad how fast and far he is falling.

    • @s_wggns
      @s_wggns Рік тому +14

      Dude I said the same shit, it’s even crazier seeing videos in the era he worked at Wendy’s he seems fucking normal back then.

    • @ilikeuploadingvideos
      @ilikeuploadingvideos Рік тому +19

      ​​@@s_wggnshe was normal, he was a functioning autistic adult who had purpose with that job. Him getting fired from it was probably the worst thing that ever happened lol

    • @BabbleOn777
      @BabbleOn777 11 місяців тому +2

      This was him looking healthy?
      Damn, I have tons to catch up on.
      I have 3 autistic nephew and twin nieces, they ate juvenile now and even they don't talk about their state of minds for reasons.

    • @BabbleOn777
      @BabbleOn777 11 місяців тому

      @@s_wggns he actually had a job at Wendy's? Like, when he was 15? 17?
      Looks like he does better on this.

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 11 місяців тому

      yeah and here i was thinking he looked like a bridge boglim even back then but jfc does he look like one nowadays

  • @ZhuDaoLong
    @ZhuDaoLong 2 роки тому +101

    'A Dorito-induced omelette' really caught me off-guard

    • @damotheman4196
      @damotheman4196 2 роки тому +11

      I haven't heard that yet! Did he mean 'infused'? 🤣 That's some good boglish.

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor Рік тому +2

      Read this as he said it lol

  • @danhall141
    @danhall141 2 роки тому +103

    It's actually like watching ozzy Osborne if he wasn't famous and had Internet

    • @j.s.7894
      @j.s.7894 2 роки тому +8

      He accomplished his goal of becoming the next Ozzy but at what cost

    • @68able2
      @68able2 2 роки тому +9

      ??? ozzy has musical talent he can play keyboard and sing at least from what i know. this dude cant sing cant play guitar cant play anything not even pan flute.

    • @chad3073
      @chad3073 2 роки тому +9

      @@68able2 have you listened to his latest album trole? It's up their with masters of reality and paranoid

  • @Misty8097
    @Misty8097 2 роки тому +276

    That drink was so strong/horrible his face couldn't hide his displeasure

    • @NOUFGT
      @NOUFGT 2 роки тому +43

      It’s probably one of the most basic drink combos he’s done. The sugar and alcohol probably make his teeth hurt like hell

    • @swizzlegrower
      @swizzlegrower 2 роки тому +5

      He has us all fooled.......

    • @AlSneedFeedAndSeed
      @AlSneedFeedAndSeed 2 роки тому

      TWU

    • @MyDigitalCult
      @MyDigitalCult 2 роки тому +1

      @@NOUFGT sugar is Ph neutral, and does not rot your teeth.

    • @TheBeastlyFollower
      @TheBeastlyFollower 2 роки тому +21

      @@MyDigitalCult If you already have cavities/little enamel left like Cobes, sugar hurts like hell. Sugar eats away at your enamel, no enamel left leads to tooth decay, tooth decay leads to abcesses/rotting, which Cobes already has in spades.

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky 2 роки тому +206

    I love how he’s repulsed by the taste of liquor but after choking it down says “tastes good UA-cam”

    • @TempAccult-mg1kq
      @TempAccult-mg1kq Рік тому +8

      He truly hates alcohol lol

    • @AgiosOLucifer
      @AgiosOLucifer Рік тому +13

      @@TempAccult-mg1kq He hates it so much, that he spends all of his money on it and drinks every last drop he has. I’ve never seen someone hate alcohol as much as Jorb.

    • @mathiasb2616
      @mathiasb2616 Рік тому +22

      On average everyone hates the taste of alcohol. I am a recovering alcoholic of 17 years and i hated the taste until I got the first 3 down. I have close to 2 years sober now. Cobes literally keeps me sober somedays. Hes a true alcoholic and he will die within 10 years if he keeps at the pace he is at. I'm only 30 and the damage was irreparable. Not life threatening but the doctor said it probably shaved a decade off of my life. Shits not fun. I feel for him but at the same time he's doing it to himself.

    • @PYRO-ON
      @PYRO-ON Рік тому +1

      Only thing he can shred is the Parmesan yeast flakes off his disgusting Bogliturd body to make his alky mead
      FKN alky regard version of Post Malone
      “Pay pigsh don’t have 2 donate but it’s gweatly pre she ate it”
      🐖💨💰🧌💩🦎🪦

    • @memento-mori-amor
      @memento-mori-amor Рік тому +1

      @@mathiasb2616i love the taste of alcohol, esp gin or rye. In fact it was hard to stop bc I drank it like water, so good was the taste

  • @markrush5013
    @markrush5013 2 роки тому +89

    always has to get his courage up to swallow the alcohol like a chick with a mouthful of com

  • @State.of.Emergency
    @State.of.Emergency Рік тому +20

    It's like watching a real life Gothic Drunk Napoleon Dynamite...

  • @Lunchiesboy
    @Lunchiesboy 2 роки тому +45

    "I know when I've had too much when I'm passing out on stream "continues to drink himself into oblivion Clint must be proud

  • @5milemacc737
    @5milemacc737 2 роки тому +116

    His reaction to the cherry peach whiskey pepsi was funny as hell. TWU, millions of ppl smoking marijuana in 20 years, watching Jord jam.

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ 2 роки тому +23

      I mean shit, he got tens of people smoking marijuana and watching him rn

    • @5milemacc737
      @5milemacc737 2 роки тому +22

      @@__m-a-x__ I’m one of them. Gotta bog before you walk TWU.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead 2 роки тому +8

      @@5milemacc737 TWU, toobz.

  • @KeenKong52
    @KeenKong52 2 роки тому +87

    I finally made it to the end, this is really getting sad man, he doesn't even have warlord anymore he just sits and drinks and talks to himself, talk about an echo chamber

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 2 роки тому

      He's bogtarded leave him alone

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro Рік тому +6

      Oh, it’s gotten worse.

    • @kitsachie.
      @kitsachie. Рік тому +4

      Our boy is a master mead maker now TWU

    • @tedged
      @tedged Рік тому +2

      ​@@kitsachie.yeah it's gnarly now

    • @SpentLast
      @SpentLast 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@tedgedIt's even more gnarly now

  • @karatedeathtower
    @karatedeathtower 2 роки тому +19

    If the camera wasn't there I bet he'd still be sitting in that chair talking to himself.
    "Booze, $78 pizza, and delusions."

  • @michaelcee4808
    @michaelcee4808 2 роки тому +23

    “M-E-L…Melts” Hooked on bog phonics

  • @DarkSideBecky
    @DarkSideBecky 2 роки тому +38

    I facepalmed when he was talking about how is career is going to take another 20 years.....

    • @LostSox
      @LostSox 2 роки тому +2

      50. Feel like 70. But then he’ll be famous enough to not even get the top 1% of women he beats his pud to.

    • @MichaelNVADE
      @MichaelNVADE 2 роки тому +1

      50 cobes lmao

    • @monkeyisland819
      @monkeyisland819 2 роки тому +6

      yeh it sucks we have to wait another 20 yeaaaaaaarghs

    • @theimmortal4718
      @theimmortal4718 2 роки тому +1

      He's the Thing That Should Not Be

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 Рік тому

      All that hard work is gonna pay off…

  • @gypsykatcher30
    @gypsykatcher30 2 роки тому +119

    He is the undisputed king of being able to talk nonsense for hours and hours upon end. If not for the trivialities of life (sleep, food etc), he would probably sit there forever going on and on about complete nonsense in a loop.

    • @AnrandomdudeontheInternet
      @AnrandomdudeontheInternet Рік тому +2

      years of alcohol and drug abuse, as well as eating toxic, inedible """"food"""" he makes, have fried his brain completely, putting him into this state.

    • @PYRO-ON
      @PYRO-ON Рік тому +2

      Better not go live boyyyyy

    • @gypsykatcher30
      @gypsykatcher30 Рік тому +2

      @@PYRO-ON its so funny to me how the 'better not go live boyyyy' gets him so triggered. I love it.

    • @cmac6136
      @cmac6136 Рік тому

      Broken npc caught in a loop

    • @RevolverCoughsAlot
      @RevolverCoughsAlot 11 місяців тому +1

      I mean, he drinks, drugs, eats, sleeps, and ferments, all in that chair, all in front of his camera, for the world to watch. Most warlocks are pretty private folk, so I applaud him for being the upfront, open-minded (even if only 93% delusional) Gentleman Boglim he is. Gives me cause to appreciate my own existence, as it is nothing, if not a tiny bit better than his. At least I mold and rot where the interwebs can't catch me. Man, I sure can't wait til Puff comes home. Meanwhile, Cobe's working on unlocking his Killer Combos badge. Brain rot coming in nicely toobz, TWU!

  • @thetubekrawler2876
    @thetubekrawler2876 2 роки тому +156

    His description of “the males version of a period” is a 100% accurate description of his everyday life.

    • @KeenKong52
      @KeenKong52 2 роки тому +9

      He forgot to switch genders when he said "mad at every guy i see", I guess that settles it, Cobes is into dudes on the low

    • @d3ath8ybac0n4
      @d3ath8ybac0n4 2 роки тому +1

      Truth

    • @bobbyhill6828
      @bobbyhill6828 2 роки тому +7

      @@KeenKong52 or hes like chris chan, mad at all the men for taking his goth girls

    • @NothingEverHappensLol
      @NothingEverHappensLol 2 роки тому +2

      No joke get on trt or at least take a multivitamin

    • @BabbleOn777
      @BabbleOn777 11 місяців тому

      There is just something so hot about men feeling their feminine side with a monthly period type thing.

  • @theatrain4845
    @theatrain4845 2 роки тому +118

    Bro imagine being 30 and begging people on the internet for money to buy eggs and a bottle a whiskey

    • @theimmortal4718
      @theimmortal4718 2 роки тому +8

      Meanwhile, he thinks he's punching down

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ 2 роки тому +41

      It’s not begging, it’s a “business exchange”. He’s selling the privilege of watching him get completely wasted. We should be thankful.

    • @theimmortal4718
      @theimmortal4718 2 роки тому +8

      @@__m-a-x__
      TWU, toobz

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 2 роки тому +10

      Have you seen DSP? he's 40 and mega begs; homeless panhandlers cringe watching his streams..

    • @theatrain4845
      @theatrain4845 2 роки тому +5

      @@DETRACT0RD00M oh dude Dsp and cobes are the main reasons why I log into UA-cam 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • @EdwardVGrimm
    @EdwardVGrimm 2 роки тому +212

    IDK who he is, but checking these vids at night after work is pretty uplifting for my soul. As in, be thankful you're not him.

    • @Dial8Transmition
      @Dial8Transmition 2 роки тому +2

      You're just jealous of his rock star lifestyle, trolle

    • @omalley16
      @omalley16 2 роки тому +3

      T W U

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead 2 роки тому +1

      Lolcows are good for that. When I’m hating myself, it helps to watch Cobes or Darksydephil or Low Tier God. At least I’m not THAT. Plus Cobes gets people to drink less merely by being a visible train wreck.

    • @coolguy-xd1bg
      @coolguy-xd1bg Рік тому +16

      It's a grim form of pleasure, but I do hear that quite a lot actually.

    • @kristinafisher3801
      @kristinafisher3801 Рік тому +11

      I felt that same way when I discovered him. Now it’s sad to watch and gross

  • @samusvikerness661
    @samusvikerness661 2 роки тому +50

    It's like the longer he goes without sex, the more he talks about it on stream.

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor Рік тому +1

      Here 11 months later after he admitted to molesting a retarded 12 year old and cooming on her.

    • @PYRO-ON
      @PYRO-ON Рік тому +1

      Frickin unwashed regard version of Post Malone on quack.
      🐖💨💰🧌💩🦎🪦
      “Pay Pigsh dunt hVe 2 donate Butt it’s gweatly pwe she ate it” -Slosh Jaunders

    • @ollytropics1735
      @ollytropics1735 11 місяців тому +1

      HE NEEEEDDDSSSS IT

  • @CoolKidCroc
    @CoolKidCroc 2 роки тому +92

    These videos make me laugh so much, turns the drinking streams into pretty good content. Please keep it up

    • @vagabondthebard5709
      @vagabondthebard5709 2 роки тому +5

      By drinking streams, do you mean every stream? Besides the E-begging for drinking money streams.

    • @user-pl7lr5dn8q
      @user-pl7lr5dn8q 2 роки тому +1

      hey u shut ur mouth this is his life and buisness ur talking about troll

    • @bobbyhill6828
      @bobbyhill6828 2 роки тому +1

      @@vagabondthebard5709 he cant mean every stream. They are normally so entertaining and each one in an entirely unique setting

  • @aldantler
    @aldantler 2 роки тому +85

    So him clinking his bottles and glass every 5 seconds is his new thing, huh?

    • @blipblorp6347
      @blipblorp6347 2 роки тому +13

      There's a UA-camr father and son who do alot of shorts and the father is always shaking the liquor and hits his ring on it

    • @Falexgames
      @Falexgames 2 роки тому +1

      @@blipblorp6347 people who actually drink alcohol do that sometimes but i do think josh saw that channel and got it from him lol its been everywhere on youutube

    • @pisswizard
      @pisswizard 2 роки тому +9

      Yes i hate it.

    • @tavog8150
      @tavog8150 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaa eyesssss

    • @butttrumpet698
      @butttrumpet698 2 роки тому +4

      Josh believes it pisses off the trolls, all the while ignoring the fact that others watch his trash as well

  • @hollyinhell
    @hollyinhell 2 роки тому +48

    Cobes can drink us all under the table. Take that troles.

  • @infernal_monkey
    @infernal_monkey 2 роки тому +81

    Cobes sure does talk about erectile disfunction a lot lately.

    • @maniacaljedi2848
      @maniacaljedi2848 2 роки тому +5

      He is erectile dysfunction!

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 2 роки тому +21

      Hmmm seems like his little snake aint wanting to play. Too much cooming 2 pr0n.

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 2 роки тому +17

      Epic porn addiction effect.

    • @pisswizard
      @pisswizard 2 роки тому +14

      Are you suggesting cobes is the sort of man to project his issues in public?

    • @sonsofkojimarip
      @sonsofkojimarip 2 роки тому

      With how bald he is at 31 I'd be surprised if his little pecker doesn't give him some trouble from time to time

  • @RefineIrony
    @RefineIrony 2 роки тому +64

    Even watching in 144p to save data doesn't hide that blemish sitting in Josh's chair

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 2 роки тому +1

      Why are you living a Josh life on your days plan?

  • @angeryquokka8770
    @angeryquokka8770 2 роки тому +19

    Missed my gynecologist appointment for this

  • @paulyshore1942
    @paulyshore1942 2 роки тому +35

    He’s def just noshing that food against the roof of his mouth and hoping it softens up enough to slide down his throat

    • @therealkool-aidman5763
      @therealkool-aidman5763 2 роки тому +6

      Why doesn't he honestly go to the dentist? Like Clint wouldn't pay for it like he pays for everything else...

    • @jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990
      @jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990 2 роки тому +4

      @@therealkool-aidman5763 I think he's just trying to not accept he has issues which is why he always says he's attractive and girls like him he believes or makes himself believe that he is extremely desirable and is perfectly healthy thus him saying his gotbig muscles and whatnot
      That or he's too dumb to realise

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 2 роки тому +3

      @@therealkool-aidman5763 boglims are allergic to dental care trole

    • @ChannelHandle143
      @ChannelHandle143 2 роки тому +5

      Trole, Clint wouldn’t even have to pay. His fake disabilities surely get him free health care, to get false teeth. These trolls are just jealous they have to pay medical out of pocket.

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 2 роки тому +6

      @@therealkool-aidman5763 dentists are fucking expensive, man.

  • @drawslashplay7384
    @drawslashplay7384 2 роки тому +33

    Best anti-drinking video I've ever seen.

    • @SpentLast
      @SpentLast Рік тому +1

      Yeah I'm going sober

    • @BallstinkBaron
      @BallstinkBaron Рік тому +2

      ​@@SpentLastdid it work? I feel like this may be the most effective anti drinking ad ever created, and its by accident

  • @rasalghoul6661
    @rasalghoul6661 2 роки тому +15

    Fucking love the instant transmission sound effects!!!

  • @Sixfootdig
    @Sixfootdig Рік тому +21

    His hypothetical made up scenarios never cease to amaze me, especially the stripper grinding on someone for 10 minutes and then him asking their mom's middle name😂😂😂

    • @ravioliravioli6175
      @ravioliravioli6175 Рік тому +3

      Every now and then he'll spew out something that's actually comedy gold.
      Infinite Monkey theorem in play lol

    • @SleepyJoesDiaper
      @SleepyJoesDiaper 11 місяців тому +1

      Funny you said that. Every scenario he describes is hypothetical. He needs a blind girl who can’t smell.

  • @nothertreeinbox
    @nothertreeinbox 2 роки тому +37

    I'm really happy I watched the very first down the rabbit hole video of wings of redemption. That got me suggested this guy for some reason. And I can't get enough of the weird nostalgia of American life.

    • @FeatheredAndLethal
      @FeatheredAndLethal 2 роки тому +6

      We’re not all like this I promise. I can’t speak for the denizens of Casper though 😂

    • @MichaelNVADE
      @MichaelNVADE 2 роки тому +4

      Trust me we aren't like this lmao. Even I am intrigued by these guy's lives

    • @spirit.punk.
      @spirit.punk. 2 роки тому +5

      Check out cyrax next. Omg.

    • @bradleyengland5335
      @bradleyengland5335 2 роки тому +3

      Check out DSP from down the rabbit hole.

  • @Youreamess
    @Youreamess 2 роки тому +25

    Period eggs? Did he seriously call them period eggs? Also, delusions coming in nicely.

    • @TEM14411
      @TEM14411 10 місяців тому +1

      Yes. I laughed so hard.

    • @meredithgrubb4497
      @meredithgrubb4497 7 місяців тому +1

      He most definetley did lol wtf

  • @foscogrubb
    @foscogrubb 2 роки тому +14

    Dudes looking more potatoey than normal. That backwards hat provides a perfect skylight for his giant bald spot.

  • @nickyblue4866
    @nickyblue4866 2 роки тому +27

    Less flour and more chips... the mark of a true chef.

  • @AkaiSuisei1776
    @AkaiSuisei1776 2 роки тому +9

    he always waits till his drink is warm and flat before he starts drinking....

  • @kerrysanders6668
    @kerrysanders6668 2 роки тому +60

    I LOVE how the drunker he gets, the more he holds the fetish object like a microphone.

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 Рік тому +10

      I like how when he's HAMMERED drunk and door dash shows up, it's like clockwork that he instantly goes off about "the whole porno storyline"
      He has no subconscious at all. The inner workings of his mind just spew from his mouth, and it's pretty sad.
      And he definitely isn't joking when he pictures that wonderful scenario playing out(which it never will)

  • @KyIieMinogue
    @KyIieMinogue Рік тому +8

    His face when he took that sip of his whiskey 😂 you can tell it tasted like lighter fluid and he didn’t want us to notice

  • @Doge_Elohim
    @Doge_Elohim 2 роки тому +43

    JESUS FUCK THE TAPPING ON THE GLASS IS DRIVING ME NUTS

  • @Thrashturbate
    @Thrashturbate 6 місяців тому +3

    “I’ve even seen you move apartments” fucking sent me 😂

  • @macncheese_SNAKEWAY
    @macncheese_SNAKEWAY 2 роки тому +13

    Joshuas brian: **Windows XP is logging off now**

  • @ikitclaw3299
    @ikitclaw3299 2 роки тому +45

    That drink combo is a crime against humanity 🤣

    • @Ghost01702
      @Ghost01702 2 роки тому +10

      Bird Dog whiskey itself is a crime against humanity

    • @johnathanrush4666
      @johnathanrush4666 2 роки тому +9

      @@Ghost01702 but it has a doggy on the front of it 🐕

    • @epope98
      @epope98 Рік тому +1

      @@Ghost01702 its decent for cheap whiskey deff had much much worse

    • @ThatAws0meGuy
      @ThatAws0meGuy Рік тому

      getting froggy on the doggy. brain is very soggy

    • @FlyManChimera
      @FlyManChimera 11 місяців тому

      ​@@epope98vodka is king when it comes to cheap liquor

  • @drtythrty4018
    @drtythrty4018 2 роки тому +21

    Thank you for making these videos. I’m obsessed. 😂😂😂

  • @lauramarie8485
    @lauramarie8485 2 роки тому +8

    People say he's regarded but you got the muppets that will put money in his PayPal

  • @user_abuser_o7
    @user_abuser_o7 Рік тому +8

    Guy is the embodiment of "workin' for the weekend"

  • @__m-a-x__
    @__m-a-x__ 2 роки тому +11

    This video contains one my of ALL-TIME FAVORITE Cobra-isms: "Life is tragedy and comedy rolled into the same fucking coin". Glad to see this video is one of your most viewed. Thanks for the great content as always.

  • @leviathantoobz
    @leviathantoobz 2 роки тому +20

    I’ve noticed a trend of drunken 5-10 hours streams… what happened to the ranch chug challenge and stuff? He’s not an alcoholic toobz…

  • @junes2k
    @junes2k 2 роки тому +35

    5:05 literally the funniest thing he has ever said. this got me good

    • @mikejones6791
      @mikejones6791 2 роки тому +3

      Ignorance is bliss... but delusions are paradise!

    • @chrisandrew7577
      @chrisandrew7577 Рік тому +3

      They're gonna need some strong Marijuana to get tricked into buying tickets for cobes

  • @ImEnemy608
    @ImEnemy608 10 місяців тому +3

    Only 18 more years until hes a famous rock star.

  • @SicariusZayin
    @SicariusZayin 2 роки тому +13

    He spelled Boglim wrong. BOGLUM 🤣🤣

  • @Mark_of_Tread
    @Mark_of_Tread 2 роки тому +16

    I feel PSAs are missing out by not sponsoring Cobes, looks kids, this is what awaits you TMDWU
    Spice. Not Even Once.

    • @catgat4973
      @catgat4973 Рік тому +2

      k-pins and vodka, not even once.

  • @tranetra1909
    @tranetra1909 2 роки тому +8

    hand down best king cobra channel out there. best editing, great idea to show the highlights from the livestream. KEEP IT UP!!

  • @haydyboy704
    @haydyboy704 Рік тому +5

    “Occasionally funny, occasionally philosophical.”

  • @cleanliving1612
    @cleanliving1612 2 роки тому +11

    The absolute pinnacle of Boglim Chronicle editing will be blanking out the ring clicking sound.

  • @ebeneezerscrooge2942
    @ebeneezerscrooge2942 2 роки тому +176

    Damn man. I wish he’d sober up, get on a health kick, and document his ultimate rise to success. Love watching his stuff but he looks like he’s getting worse.

    • @dissimulii
      @dissimulii 2 роки тому +46

      a few years ago i found him to be a likeable loser and i would have shared your wishes then. now he's all full of himself and thinks he's like people. even if he got sober and healthy, he's always gonna be a regard. there's nothing worth salvaging here.

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 2 роки тому +10

      Remove all the regard power and drug abuse and you'll find at even Josh's best he's a scummy person who only seeks to please himself. Josh has a super addicting personality, before booze and pills it was caffeine, he's always been shamelessly addicted to porn and only regrets cheating on Stephanie because "she was cooking for me and giving me sex whenever I wanted.". Natural born slacker who thinks the world owes him anything because daddy Clint spoiled him because he's autistic, never preparing him for the world. Guy has very little redeeming qualities and that's what we hate most about him not the fact he's mentally challenged or anything.

    • @swizzlegrower
      @swizzlegrower 2 роки тому +17

      @@Mehhhhhhhh he is getting much worse.....the weens and paypigs are killing him at a record rate....he must get 500 a mo in cash and gifts min.....12k plus in alcohol junk food habit including rent ebt utility aid

    • @selcotsimeht
      @selcotsimeht 2 роки тому +39

      alcohol is a slow and methodical death, and josh is regularly above 20 drinks on these binges. that bottle of whiskey was 17 standard drinks (though he didnt appear to finish it), and judging by how well he handles it (very well, better than anyone without a serious alcohol tolerance) -- and the fact that he was already lit up (probably by about 4 bud lights or some shit) -- before he even began the video..
      ive seen 55 year old drinkers, high functioning, that have lost just about their entire soul to alcohol. one guy drank 20+ beers a day, religiously. when i'd work with him in the mornings he would have eight bottles of water, dehydrated from every night before. he would eat more than anyone else for lunch, like a hog feeding, then while everyone else was snacking towards the end of the day he'd refuse any food being shared, insisting that he had to save room for beer.
      you can get lucky like that guy i knew, or need to get on a liver list in two years with that same amount of consumption, then find out you're going to die when they find ethanol in your system the day of the transplant and then refuse you.
      the likelihood josh is dead in ten years if he doesn't stop drinking today is high. he's killing himself on stream.

    • @swizzlegrower
      @swizzlegrower 2 роки тому +11

      @@selcotsimeht I agree I knew a really talented wood worker named scott.....everyone called him sot....he knew a microbrewery owner had a case of 22oz every night ....josh is heading there......Scott lived in an unheated shack twords the end very sad.

  • @JennyfaninSweden
    @JennyfaninSweden 2 роки тому +5

    Drinking break fluid is probably more tasty than his horrible concoctions!
    I love when you jump to him playing a quick “solo” on his guitar, always gets me!

  • @NumberOneChina
    @NumberOneChina 2 роки тому +8

    I feel like he has no concept of ABV and has no idea how much he’s pouring between different liquor…. Absolute gold

  • @winterkingbeats4183
    @winterkingbeats4183 2 роки тому +8

    If that chatter bait chick "Frigs" started selling bottled farts, I know a goth dude who smells good who ABSOLUTELY would not buy one

  • @myfaveyoutube
    @myfaveyoutube 2 роки тому +10

    took me a long time to realise the staring one eye down a bottle or glass is at least sometimes his attempt at stealth chat-reading

  • @TheBigsby111
    @TheBigsby111 2 роки тому +14

    1:48 I love how he took a swig from his beer as if it was the best joke ever told by man

  • @babysmakerz
    @babysmakerz 2 роки тому +5

    Holy shit! I put my phone down for one second (while the video was playing) and hear that Danny filth screech and I thought my cat was dieing lol

  • @Dominick_twu
    @Dominick_twu 2 роки тому +21

    System Error Saturday 😂😂😂

  • @bigburgerstudios
    @bigburgerstudios Рік тому +3

    Hahaha he only practices guitar in sporadic little 4 minute bursts so he never developed his calluses.

  • @adamvalerio1377
    @adamvalerio1377 2 роки тому +29

    Every time he streams now it's always the same shit. No one brings up that he needs to be laid ever, no girl ever has said they are pissed they passed him up, and no one considers him a UA-cam celebrity. I would fight this guy for charity. Lets set it up, lmao.

    • @llamaboy1991
      @llamaboy1991 2 роки тому +4

      You know it's illegal to hit an autistic?

    • @adamvalerio1377
      @adamvalerio1377 2 роки тому +4

      @@llamaboy1991 Well I have the easy loophole for that. Since the Boglim claims to be autistic all the time. I'm just going to do the same, thus cancelling out both of our autism during the fight.

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 Рік тому

      You gonna beat up the frail autistic guy? Lol…

  • @roachezmo
    @roachezmo Рік тому +22

    I want this guy to win the lottery more than I want to win it myself. Think about how fucking incredible rich Cobra saga would be.

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids Рік тому +10

      "Bought a tanker truck filled with Jack Daniels and another filled with Mountain Dew, toobz, and I'm gonna make the world's largest epic drink combo..."

    • @P4p4Smurf
      @P4p4Smurf Рік тому +1

      🤡

    • @tedged
      @tedged Рік тому

      that'd be great. he gets a passport and the boglim goes international.
      he'd probably meet an of-age girl abroad who'd like his hat and wands.

  • @ZombiTony
    @ZombiTony 2 роки тому +11

    Lol don't tell him that McD's is officially advertising food hacks lol

    • @poitaots5054
      @poitaots5054 2 роки тому +1

      Lol just saw them on the menu when I went to McDonald's before sitting down to watch this. I still think of cobes everytime I see the empty space where the pull apart donuts should be lol.

  • @SHACOBES123
    @SHACOBES123 2 роки тому +25

    I love how he thinks people ripping a guitar solo is just them sliding their fingers up and down the fretboard like a spazz just hitting random notes

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor Рік тому +3

      He's regarded

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro Рік тому +3

      He could not replicate a single song he’s ever produced, in his six cassette releases.

  • @073286
    @073286 2 роки тому +17

    Anyone in the mood for some deep fried period eggs?

    • @TEM14411
      @TEM14411 10 місяців тому

      😂

    • @TEM14411
      @TEM14411 10 місяців тому

      Only of they are from cisgender females that are of age, alive and not related.

  • @puhhhhh
    @puhhhhh 2 роки тому +16

    He needs to acknowledge that brown stain, i really cant imagine what his excuse could be.

    • @kerrysanders6668
      @kerrysanders6668 2 роки тому +6

      He did. Claimed it was nicotine from his pipe.

    • @puhhhhh
      @puhhhhh 2 роки тому +1

      Makes sense

    • @radelta
      @radelta 2 роки тому +12

      He also gave advice on how to block a woman from shooting you with mace shortly after it appeared. TWU

    • @SanguineBlackBlood
      @SanguineBlackBlood 2 роки тому +7

      It happens from covering a bowl while it is still smoking. You can get that from smoking weed from a bong or pipe too. The brown part is from the smoke and resin staining your skin.

  • @blipblorp6347
    @blipblorp6347 2 роки тому +9

    How are his fingers so calloused from fake guitar playing lol

    • @brazenlilhussy5975
      @brazenlilhussy5975 2 роки тому +2

      Cos they're wet all the time from the booze so it's easier to appear like fresh callouses. He basically has fins at this stage.

  • @darthwankel5570
    @darthwankel5570 2 роки тому +34

    Shon is the real victim here.

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 2 роки тому +2

      Justice4shon

    • @papapingas1797
      @papapingas1797 2 роки тому +4

      We have to get him out of there

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 2 роки тому +1

      No wonder you found your way to Cobes with all the love he has for Doritos.

    • @johnathanrush4666
      @johnathanrush4666 2 роки тому +3

      That poor guy has seen some shit

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 6 місяців тому +1

      Weirdly enough, Shon is one of the few entities who's ever tried to give Cobra a genuine reality check.

  • @jeffweber7043
    @jeffweber7043 2 роки тому +4

    Oh man what a treat, he busted out the acoustic and had specially tuned to dropB(oglim) and played some Bog delta blooze

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 2 роки тому +5

    One of the MANY fascinating things about this creature is his ability to hold an unlit cigarette for hours without ever noticing it's in his possession.

  • @JahBreed
    @JahBreed Рік тому +4

    I can't believe this guy's single.Trolls or no, Jaersh is a catch.

  • @jakublulek3261
    @jakublulek3261 Рік тому +27

    When he isn't drunk, he almost sounds normal. And when he is drunk, he goes from depression and lucidity to ridiculous freakouts.

    • @BabbleOn777
      @BabbleOn777 11 місяців тому +1

      That's literally obvious.
      Thanks for the lesson on what an alcoholic looks and sounds like.

    • @BurritoKilla
      @BurritoKilla 11 місяців тому

      ​@@BabbleOn777miserable for no reason? Stop being a bitch to people

  • @MoDeegroes
    @MoDeegroes 8 місяців тому +2

    12:04 - "....if not, it's no skin off my shoes..."
    That's a new, Bogism

  • @teflonmongoose4973
    @teflonmongoose4973 2 роки тому +10

    I'm sure if MLK were still alive, he'd appreciate the endorsement from the least relevant creature on earth.

  • @tylercochrane1762
    @tylercochrane1762 Рік тому +6

    I cant tell if King Boglim makes me wanna drink less or if i need to go balls to the wall every day to forget.

    • @Lux_Ferox
      @Lux_Ferox Рік тому +1

      He's helped me legit stop drinking, my weed use has skyrocketed however.

    • @tylercochrane1762
      @tylercochrane1762 Рік тому +2

      @Lux_Ferox I don't smoke weed cause it fucks my anxiety, I drink quite a bit and probably way too much.
      If I take my meds and drink I can be gone off of 8 beers, still nowhere near as regarded as the resident boglim.

  • @ZiggyTheAdventurer
    @ZiggyTheAdventurer 2 роки тому +6

    everybody knows this is really Ed Bassmaster

  • @kronictonic
    @kronictonic Рік тому +5

    "to cook my awful food you will need two things, Doritos and an ungodly amount of cheese"

  • @If_the_shoe_fits530
    @If_the_shoe_fits530 2 роки тому +12

    Calls himself a bad boy, but he’s the most easily offended person in reality.

    • @P4p4Smurf
      @P4p4Smurf Рік тому

      Wears makeup and paints his fingernails

  • @Neospersonal
    @Neospersonal 2 роки тому +7

    That iPad joke was kinda funny.. gave me a lil chuckle. A lil hehe if you know what mean

  • @JahBreed
    @JahBreed 2 роки тому +6

    Two vapes. He gonna get sick, Toobz.

  • @ExoDarko
    @ExoDarko 10 місяців тому +2

    Lt.Cobes, You don't got no legs...

  • @robh.5595
    @robh.5595 2 роки тому +8

    That riff sounds just like his clippers did. TMDWU!

    • @papumerta5013
      @papumerta5013 Рік тому

      More like his wand lathe "buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrt"

  • @peridoteyes3728
    @peridoteyes3728 2 роки тому +14

    I welp if our King can’t get his service raven then I guess the next best thing would be , shave pits add googly eyes, vwalah , lap cat 🐈

    • @Dominick_twu
      @Dominick_twu 2 роки тому

      Hey, boo! Miss you! 😘😘😘

    • @maniacaljedi2848
      @maniacaljedi2848 2 роки тому

      Swing and a miss troll... it’s “Voila”!

    • @craigaweigle
      @craigaweigle 2 роки тому

      *voilà. Josh must have taught you how to spell that one.

    • @peridoteyes3728
      @peridoteyes3728 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dominick_twu aww my favourite I miss my Dominick🥰🥰🥰🥰😍

    • @peridoteyes3728
      @peridoteyes3728 2 роки тому +1

      @@maniacaljedi2848 not in the Boglim dictionary dood. So mote it be troll

  • @highstrangeness2396
    @highstrangeness2396 2 роки тому +3

    Not surprised to see a bug-a-salt on the side of the futon lol.

  • @MegaLowShellCastle
    @MegaLowShellCastle 2 роки тому +2

    “It’s the King Cobra JFS channel…I don’t know how to explain it but if you get it, you get it, if you don’t, you don’t.” Lmao soooo true bestie

  • @Bangbanggggggggggggg
    @Bangbanggggggggggggg 2 роки тому +13

    5 hour stream for the fans TWU. Deep fried hard boiled eggs 🥚 what else could a fan want?

  • @andyk4784
    @andyk4784 2 місяці тому +2

    I wonder legitimately how many times the bog has pooped his pants while live streaming. Something tells me it’s happened for sure!!!

  • @Goomatora
    @Goomatora 2 роки тому +8

    5:02 literally the best comment the entire stream, Cobes was crucified for his crimes

  • @AudioGardenSlave123
    @AudioGardenSlave123 2 роки тому +7

    I'm going to consider these videos a reality tv series.

    • @RealBoglimChronicles
      @RealBoglimChronicles  2 роки тому +10

      Yup, its how I explain Cobra to newcomers. Best reality TV there is. Very raw

    • @reeferseasalt
      @reeferseasalt Рік тому +1

      ​@@RealBoglimChronicles the real reality TV

  • @THX-1138
    @THX-1138 2 роки тому +7

    this is easily one of the better channels on YT

  • @Danny___Riot
    @Danny___Riot Рік тому +2

    “I don’t want any one to see that comment, hide comment” *reads comment out loud

  • @KeenKong52
    @KeenKong52 2 роки тому +19

    Boglim is literally a made up word describing Jord and he can't even spell that right....wtf is a Boglum

    • @tavog8150
      @tavog8150 2 роки тому +1

      Why do they call him jord also?

    • @SealofApprovalTWU
      @SealofApprovalTWU 2 роки тому +2

      @@tavog8150 his name is Josh and his head looks like a gourd

    • @KeenKong52
      @KeenKong52 2 роки тому +6

      @@tavog8150 Jord, M'lord, Jord Sandou, Grapefruit prober, Cobes ...he is a man of many names

    • @CC-oi9mc
      @CC-oi9mc 2 роки тому +3

      Boglim evolves into Boglum if you use a Bogstone

    • @cthulawha
      @cthulawha 2 роки тому +1

      Borglum may be plural......and it's closer to the Gollum, he just needs a focus to be the Precious

  • @Xiroxys
    @Xiroxys 5 місяців тому +1

    I cannot get over how cobe's head looks uncannily like a squash.