Personally, I think that Cobra's life is just like the movie 6th sense. He died a couple years ago from a practically rancid recipe, and we're just watching his ghost come to terms with death. Soon we are going to see other people's stuff move into his apartment as he wastes away and drinks his ghostly spirits.
Rumour has it, ever since the recent (Frostys Bar incident) even the Regional News Press are now referring to Old Cobes 'Gothic kingcobrajfs' as the 'JUCIY SMOLLETT' of CasperWY for obvious reasons. True Story. 🙄
I wish I had snow and an enchanted pie high hat...I'd make me a Frosty the snowbog right now.....and then I'd bring him to life and then he could rule my sad life....cold tormentor......yeeeessssssss...
I can’t imagine being in a public setting and have this boglim stare at me. I hate being stared at by anyone. Idc who you are. That would actually make me run away and hide. I feel sorry for the of age honeys in Casper.
Are you alive, goth, consenting, female, cis-gender, not-related, big-boobed, STD-free, kid-free? "of-age" is but one of the requirements - so you have nothing to fear.
I actually believe the "of-age" honeys are safe and the children are soon to be in danger. Though maybe autism can keep him from making the inevitable turn or people who social justice soapbox all the time, which is, to be the very thing you are so emphatically against.
Just kinda discovered this dude/fell down this rabbit hole while exploring the Cyraxx-verse and I've really enjoyed your content, the messages from chat included the way they are is hilarious. Can't wait for more!
LMAO Josh's face when Jesus said he needed to find somewhere else to go when he died was priceless! Big gothic boy shivering in his timbers when some dude online says he's going to hell, "I love muh religion, toobz.". TWU Merry Christmas and Happy Hoildays boglims.
Cobes explaining how hair styles work, and implying that hair magically styles itself Along with the quote of. ‘If you look at the history of hair’…then saying stuff such as ‘people hate gynecologist because it has the word “guy” in it, is stupid’. All within the first few minutes of this video - tells me that I’m in for a real treat and a real feat of mental gymnastics.
It’s not about the size of the boat it’s abaout the notion of the ocean. Get blahked from my channel trolle , you’re not even the rea...YOURE NOT EVEN THE REAL SHANE KEEN!
2021s greatest gift to me..the cobraverse. so many interesting characters and incidents. drink combo/potions...gender relations discussion. it makes me happy
This hour went by SO quickly, wow. Excellent content! Thank you for all you do! Please know it's okay to step away if you ever need to as well! Happy holidays to anyone reading this. Be kind to yourselves ❤
normal bake, normal cut. normal cheese.. praarmageeawn. anchovies. three cheese blend. 14 inch epic crust. normal cheese. Romero. anchovies. not bad. not bad at all.
Damn. I don’t remember January being so fuckin weird. Wild ride, toobz, wild ride. Thanks again, BG! Merry Christmas, I hope y’all had a Good Friday today! 🍻
The Jesus video started off funny with Cobes not understanding that a video opening with Jesus casually mentioning causing child cancer probably wasn't really a pro-Sky God video but then it got a bit sad when I realized that he was tweaked out of his regarded little mind.
At around 30 minutes. Wtf I am losing my shit. Did cobes seriously take some shit warlord had?? I've never seen this one. And wtf was warlord doing on his phone??? I can't handle this🤣
What’s really cringey is the amount of people who trash this guy but steadily watch his videos even wait for new videos to come out to watch then bash the guy
Thanks for releasing this on eve.. unlike Josh I have a family to be with on Christmas day.. praise chronical magic or whatever you idiots say.. merry bogmas can't wait for 21 recap
Seems like he NEVER goes to the doctor LOL probably why we haven't seen a health scare yet. I bet as soon as you goes in for a routine check up they're going to let him know that he's on his deathbed LOL
"Do not google reverse psychology"
"I'll do whatever I want!"
Whoever put that in chat is a genius I laughed my ass off
Legend has it that to this very day he doesn't need alcohol to have a good time.
With the shit hes drinking nowadays, youre right
@@FoodLoverFabi😊
@@FoodLoverFabi😊😊😊🤞😊😊😊
@@madcowx5598🤓🤓👆👆👆👆☝️🤓☝️
And if you listen really closely, on a calm night, you can hear him screaming in a blackout rage
Circle of protection on Clints pockets for 2022. Peace and blessings toobz
OMG! BEST COMMENT EVER!
@@europianbob hello fellow Janes addiction fan
It didn’t work lol
The circle of protection for 2022 was weak. We must strengthen it for 2023.
@@justacomment97 let's try again in 2024
Personally, I think that Cobra's life is just like the movie 6th sense. He died a couple years ago from a practically rancid recipe, and we're just watching his ghost come to terms with death. Soon we are going to see other people's stuff move into his apartment as he wastes away and drinks his ghostly spirits.
It's comments like yours that relieve my sense of dread that people can't write poetry anymore.
Perfect comment
Someone will be moving in there soon now!
The new inhabitants will have to drink the booze first for it to become available in the spirit world
Cobes is Skellig.
“Just because your dick don’t work doesn’t mean the whole carnival ride shuts down.” - KingCobraJFS
Does the whole carnival shut down when she's not of-age?
That's actually a really good quote!
@@شَريفمُحَمَّد-م7ر Not if The LAH and the Magnificent Mahmoud have anything to say about it.
@@djhenyo It is if you've had half of your brain removed by rusty screwdriver.
I think he's admitting his penis no longer works... probably from alcohol abuse? Im no doctor buuuuuttt....
the instant transmission sound effects never fail to make me laugh
So funny 😂😂
Watching back in November 2023 tis’ the season!🎄🍻🥃🐍
Merry Christmas to all my trolls, detractors, misfits and agressive finger sniffers. Wendys chili to all, and to all of age ladies a good night!
Lmaooo where is the misfits from
And to all a Bud Light.
January 1st:
Cobra: "so valentines day is coming up."
LOL WHAT.
Fuck, he started out this year so goddamn weird and sad. Loneliness has been getting to our boy toobs. His boglimification is near complete.
he looks like live action gollum at this point
@@tedgedhe’s boglified now
29:08 When "Jesus" told Cobra he'd never be allowed in Heaven it rattled him so hard. lol
Rumour has it, ever since the recent (Frostys Bar incident) even the Regional News Press are now referring to Old Cobes 'Gothic kingcobrajfs' as the 'JUCIY SMOLLETT' of CasperWY for obvious reasons. True Story. 🙄
You know if there is an article about it? If so I would love to read it
I’m gonna go to Frostys bar and grill and defy their ban huehuuuh yush
I wish I had snow and an enchanted pie high hat...I'd make me a Frosty the snowbog right now.....and then I'd bring him to life and then he could rule my sad life....cold tormentor......yeeeessssssss...
Save the monkeys
@@wookienutsack5481 right?!??? Especially after the homeless dude with drugs showed up the other day
"If you find yourself staring.. if you find yourself staring. .... ...and you know. CMOOON."
You’re too good to us Boglim Chronicles. Spoiling us with this wonderful gift.
Merry Christmas!
👨🏻🦰“Hello, one stereo typical black haircut please.”
🧔🏽♂️”Ite bet, but don’t act black when you get the haircut ok?”
👨🏻🦰”ok, I won’t.”
Lucky for Cobes that he can stare creepily at two different women standing in opposite sides of the room at the same time.
He's got one eye looking at me and one eye looking for me.
He has blew eyes. One blew right one blue left.
The Marty Feldman alpha male approach
Pramajohn Romero, one of my favorite directors.
ahahah
Lol he doesn't even like smoking, drinking, dipping, etc. He just thinks it's cool cause it's for "badboys". How gay.
I can’t imagine being in a public setting and have this boglim stare at me. I hate being stared at by anyone. Idc who you are. That would actually make me run away and hide. I feel sorry for the of age honeys in Casper.
Are you alive, goth, consenting, female, cis-gender, not-related, big-boobed, STD-free, kid-free? "of-age" is but one of the requirements - so you have nothing to fear.
I actually believe the "of-age" honeys are safe and the children are soon to be in danger. Though maybe autism can keep him from making the inevitable turn or people who social justice soapbox all the time, which is, to be the very thing you are so emphatically against.
Merry Gothmas and a circle of protection on all the of age cuties. Tactical soap in everyone's stocking. TWU!
I don't usually celebrate Crimbus with Boglims, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I can start a new tradition this year. TMDWU TOOBZ
baha priss dimi
Dee Vee is me me !
Oh dee vee I wish you were my son
twu!
Praise Boglim Chronicles magic. That Is Most Definitely What The Fuck Is Up , Yewtoobs.
Why the hell do people, who are balding, hold on so desperately to a few scraps of hair? Just fucking shave it down and own it bro..
That goth dude who only finds himself staring when women tell him to stop sure smells good!
Holy hell, over an hour of the sexy goth bad boglim?! It's like that one early present you get to open on Christmas eve.
Um Lenin lime does monthly recaps of the boglim an there like 2 or more hours long hell bite size had a couple of long videos too
you better not do the rest of the year boy
I got my bf some Dr Squatch soap for xmas…. He was like cool… did you see this on tik tok?
Uh no. No i did not 🤣 i didnt even try to explain it.
lmao omggg sameee
He just wouldn’t understand 😭
It actually really cracks me up after he tells a joke then mutters “ok, that wasn’t funny” lolol
"I'll be talking about gender relayshiuns for the next two months but not nearly as much as usual"- Mind bogglim. 🤷♂️
Its slightly jarring seeing what he looked like in January before he became a full-time drunk.
Is that Dr. Steve Brule as the dude from eraserhead in your pfp?
@@tenissinclair3659 absolutely!
In a survival situation Cobra can feed upon the guy on the couch for at least a month. Incoming pigs feet, sushi, dead fat guy pizza food hack.
Just kinda discovered this dude/fell down this rabbit hole while exploring the Cyraxx-verse and I've really enjoyed your content, the messages from chat included the way they are is hilarious. Can't wait for more!
tmdwu!
LMAO Josh's face when Jesus said he needed to find somewhere else to go when he died was priceless! Big gothic boy shivering in his timbers when some dude online says he's going to hell, "I love muh religion, toobz.". TWU Merry Christmas and Happy Hoildays boglims.
Merry Christmas and TY for the 4 mins of the Calming song.Remember to stay away from the Regarded side.PEACE
Damn dude, shout-out to Kingcobrajfs' last two brain cells. Putting in over time here.
Wow I’d never seen the meth stream. That was really rough.
Yeah. Warlord is a POS and clearly got josh to do it with him
@@RealBoglimChronicles let's not act like this is the first time the regard has smoked it
Same
Yeah, that one started funny but stopped being funny real quick when I realized what was going on.
Cobes explaining how hair styles work, and implying that hair magically styles itself
Along with the quote of. ‘If you look at the history of hair’…then saying stuff such as ‘people hate gynecologist because it has the word “guy” in it, is stupid’.
All within the first few minutes of this video - tells me that I’m in for a real treat and a real feat of mental gymnastics.
“ nothing like a couple hair plugs couldn’t fix “ You mean a couple billion
Just a friendly Christmas reminder, "2 inches of girth" is about the size of your finger
It’s not about the size of the boat it’s abaout the notion of the ocean. Get blahked from my channel trolle , you’re not even the rea...YOURE NOT EVEN THE REAL SHANE KEEN!
he thinks width means girth.
@@levonschaftin3676 That's exactly what it is, and that's a lie as well
@@carlisle6831 I even heard the "System Error" sound when reading that lol
Damn...i almost forgot that the pie high hat didnt always have a festering wound,TWU.
I hope the blackout stream was used in this special...
So many great comments in chat from all the usual suspects
Anyone else here worried about RIPP STEAKFACE?
Blessed be the boglim chronicles
I fucking love recap videos 🤣😂😂🤣 praise bog chrons magic
M'lord literally just edging on stream now.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO ALL...So pumped about this special im here fucking 9 hours early TMDWU...RIP MS GREEN GONE TOO EARLY
RIP
likewise...I feel like a 30 year old regarded toddler on Christmas morning.....at like 1am in the morning....only 7 hours left, toobz!
COBRA CULT BAABBYY
Easy there big fella
Stoopkid's afraid to eat his poop
Can someone please tell me what a “stoopy” decision is so I can tell if I’ve made one or not!?
Thanks boglim chronicles for the absolute banger of a video.merry Christmas
Merry Christmas everyone❤️
2021s greatest gift to me..the cobraverse. so many interesting characters and incidents. drink combo/potions...gender relations discussion. it makes me happy
Thank you boglim. Preciate it
darf looking positively doughy
His name even sounds like it’s on the spectrum
Dec '21 I think we've seen the last of the Pie High Hat🧙Merry XMas Boglim Chronicles and everyone 🎅
Can't wait until this year's
This hour went by SO quickly, wow. Excellent content! Thank you for all you do! Please know it's okay to step away if you ever need to as well! Happy holidays to anyone reading this. Be kind to yourselves ❤
Had myself a Cobra Christmas.....never again guys ....this shit was sad
The laughs really dried up by the time he crossed the Rubicon into physical dependence and full-fledged alcohol addiction.
Get some Vaseline those scabs
Sorry to hear that dood. I hope things get better… if it makes you feel any better, your cover photo is 😘👌🏼
2022 is a new year bud
I’m waiting for him to suddenly sprout fly wings out of his back 😂 🪰
normal bake, normal cut. normal cheese.. praarmageeawn. anchovies. three cheese blend. 14 inch epic crust. normal cheese. Romero. anchovies. not bad. not bad at all.
Ty for this gift BogChron🙏
Praise your editing
Your patience
And your sanity
🎅🚬
Hell yah Merry Christmas to all trolls out there, TWU. To another year of great BC content!
A boglim christmas special!? TMDWU
His apartment looked so much better 8 months ago
Hahahaha I can't believe he streams himself responding to trolls. That's gold
Damn. I don’t remember January being so fuckin weird. Wild ride, toobz, wild ride. Thanks again, BG! Merry Christmas, I hope y’all had a Good Friday today! 🍻
Merry bogmas fellow trolls. I love yall and hope and wish yall the best
You too friend
Hell yah Merry Xmas TWU
The Jesus video started off funny with Cobes not understanding that a video opening with Jesus casually mentioning causing child cancer probably wasn't really a pro-Sky God video but then it got a bit sad when I realized that he was tweaked out of his regarded little mind.
His buddy with the Beanie looks like he picks up chicks at the soup kitchen
I love that in his fantasy world $3000 a month from youtube is a lot of money.
Does he really get 3000 a month from UA-cam?
the fake crying meme will always be funny
damn I didn't know cobes was a tweaker. there's a whole new sadness when I see this dude
BAH HUM BOG-LIM TO SUSAN AND A HAPPY X-MAS TO BOGLIM CHRONICLES!!TMDWTFUTY 🤘🎅🏻🤘
At around 30 minutes. Wtf I am losing my shit. Did cobes seriously take some shit warlord had?? I've never seen this one. And wtf was warlord doing on his phone??? I can't handle this🤣
Why is the Gordon’s Fisherman getting drunk and smoking cigs?
watching him with the knife was nerve wrecking lmao
30:00 him n warlord high as fuck on that schneeeef
Ah man, that's some serious uppers they are on..the boglim is sitting there rattling having the time of his life!😵😬🤯
Damn I remember this. Cobies was high as kite. Unfortunately I’ve seen many an amphetamine user and this is giving me flashbacks
He was once a bit more coherent. Man, the duster and ranc "wine" really bonked him up.
Love the instant transmission
Ima Boglim Boy
In a Boglim world 🎶
This is another favorite of mine for sure! Thank you. 🥰😛🥳
The wooden bloke on the other couch talks more sense
yeah buddy!
Merry Christmas to all cobros worldwide!
Romero cheese!!!! Josh has the brain capacity of a zombie.
His neighbors have to just HATE living by him. He dares trolls to fuck with him!
I wanna see them both work a job together. 😆
merry christmas boglim, circle of protection for 2022
Ahhhh yes “the history of hair,” that was my favorite course in high school
Better not break that new Clint PC on a drunken rant, boy!
Your editing is MAGIC
BETTER NOT PLAY STARCRAFT BOY
26:38 i havent laughed at something as hard as i laughed at this in about 2 years. God bless me.
I love this man so much
The Dr. Phil clip! 😂 "are you delusional" just the tone of his voice is so funny.
That tobacco looked like Swedish “Snus” just gobbling it down….
What’s really cringey is the amount of people who trash this guy but steadily watch his videos even wait for new videos to come out to watch then bash the guy
The fact that no one taught him how to properly eat is a little worrying
Thanks for releasing this on eve.. unlike Josh I have a family to be with on Christmas day.. praise chronical magic or whatever you idiots say.. merry bogmas can't wait for 21 recap
Thats honestly rude. Making fun of Josh because he spent it alone? Dude! He is still a person
I gathered the whole family around to listen to all this xmas wisdom. The kids were horrified, and the wife moved to another country.
Merry Christmas Cool Cobras! TWU
\m/🎅🏻\m/ Merry Crobras everyone!TWU
Seems like he NEVER goes to the doctor LOL probably why we haven't seen a health scare yet. I bet as soon as you goes in for a routine check up they're going to let him know that he's on his deathbed LOL
Happy St. Patrick’s day toobz
As a Bi man the more I listen to Cobbs speaking the more straight I become