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  • Опубліковано 14 лис 2024

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  • @jdmoney2g
    @jdmoney2g Рік тому +420

    drinking warm beer while not wearing underwear and then trying to fart into the camera after eating taco bell is impressively unhinged

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +37

      How can LN resist ??!

    • @nothisispatrick4644
      @nothisispatrick4644 Рік тому +32

      She’s really missing out on this goth stud

    • @grape_soduh
      @grape_soduh Рік тому +22

      I think the part that got me the most is that he’s gonna wake up in the morning and eat stale ass 24 dollar Taco Bell tacos

    • @mosshrooom
      @mosshrooom Рік тому +12

      It's also Most Definitely What's Up

    • @gypsykatcher30
      @gypsykatcher30 Рік тому

      Youre just a jealous troll get banned TWU!

  • @oddysee3030
    @oddysee3030 Рік тому +135

    The day Ozzy dies will be a monumental day in the Cobraverse

    • @RealBoglimChronicles
      @RealBoglimChronicles  Рік тому +54

      It will be huge

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol Рік тому +6

      Wait, you're telling me we haven't seen MiJord's final power level???

    • @paintorian2064
      @paintorian2064 Рік тому

      Just another reason to cry to paypigs and get drunk as fuck for days like the alcoholic he is

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 Рік тому +8

      I know this is a joke, but I sincerely love Ozzy and I’m going to take the day off work when he dies. Swear to God haha

  • @mrsauceman6825
    @mrsauceman6825 Рік тому +246

    Cobes rewarding himself with drinking because he “didn’t” drink for a day and a half is fucken hilarious

    • @Erorrandz
      @Erorrandz Рік тому +54

      Alcoholism be like that lol. I'm a functioning alcoholic with a full time job I never risk and days I don't drink feel like such a proud marathon worth " treating " yourself

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro Рік тому +1

      @@Erorrandzcobra got me off twenty plus years of chewing tobacco, booze, and a 14 year opiate habit. The more I watched, the more I realized this was the time to change for the better.

    • @shatters2143
      @shatters2143 Рік тому

      I usually binge hard as fuck on the weekends. So bascially whole week of being sober and then a bender. Didn't drink this weekend so far and its an achievement haha @@Erorrandz

    • @xeokym223
      @xeokym223 Рік тому +14

      The only way to reward yourself for not drinking alcohol is to drink alcohol.

    • @tedged
      @tedged Рік тому +10

      seven years sober in December. i never thought I'd be a person with years.
      I don't miss it.

  • @crusadercarl6269
    @crusadercarl6269 Рік тому +325

    Sometimes my brain just can't fully comprehend the fact that Josh is a real person. Like this isn't some creature we all collectively dreamed up, or some character in a mid tier Adult Swim show. He's real, and he's out there.

    • @swizzlegrower
      @swizzlegrower Рік тому +19

      Andy Kaufmann nightmare fuel

    • @SentMyOwnWay
      @SentMyOwnWay Рік тому +3

      😂🤣

    • @acidbath3226
      @acidbath3226 Рік тому +22

      real talk no one in hollywood could dream a character like him up in a million years

    • @Proctor13
      @Proctor13 Рік тому +9

      I had this thought yesterday. If most people who have no idea who he is sat through one of his rant videos they would think its satire. He's an odd one for sure. Especially now

    • @Boddaaah
      @Boddaaah Рік тому +11

      He'd fit perfectly in the Lovecraft mythos. Bog-Sothoth

  • @chasemiller3712
    @chasemiller3712 Рік тому +222

    "I can read Puff's body language."
    Cobes can barely understand humans, let alone reptiles.

    • @Proctor13
      @Proctor13 Рік тому +16

      He really latched on emotionally to "Puffers". If anything bad happens to that lizard he's going to lose it. He's fucking crazy and I could have sworn the other day he was going to cry when talking about him. It's pathetically sad

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 Рік тому +18

      This Argonian welcomes you to Black Marsh.

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +1

      ​@Perrysachingstomach I kind of hope cobes ends up killing puff. I don't want puff to die I'd rather him be taken by animal control. But if cobes does end up killing puff... he's gonna be extra depressed and spiral out. Which at this point he deserves and more.

    • @darrenwolboldtalk2
      @darrenwolboldtalk2 Рік тому +9

      @@Proctor13 he will stick him to a staff and sell him like the last pet TWU

    • @jackstraw262
      @jackstraw262 Рік тому +2

      To be fair, lizards are much simpler beings than humans

  • @southerndandy4910
    @southerndandy4910 Рік тому +633

    Big ups to Boglim Chronicles for sitting through the worst most boring era in the Boggo-verse.

    • @RealBoglimChronicles
      @RealBoglimChronicles  Рік тому +119

      Thanks for watching!!

    • @Erorrandz
      @Erorrandz Рік тому +42

      Boys entering narcissistic hate to feed his self worth, the classic last chapter. He's at the last stage before collapse

    • @Erorrandz
      @Erorrandz Рік тому +4

      ​@@RealBoglimChronicles now thank me so I can feel special!

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 Рік тому +18

      Yeah I stopped watching the original content this season. Begging is worse than gender relations rants

    • @Proctor13
      @Proctor13 Рік тому +17

      And it's going to continue if people keep donating.

  • @BrandonVoiceGuy
    @BrandonVoiceGuy Рік тому +188

    "Apparently bearded dragons go through a phase where they dont eat or drink anything...and hardly move at all."
    - Cobes just before puff becomes a staff.

    • @TalonOfDragon
      @TalonOfDragon Рік тому +6

      Oh man ... Let's just hope the dragon is going into brumation like my boy is getting ready to do ... Then again, this is cobes ... Puff Wand limited edition

    • @dannydanny2789
      @dannydanny2789 Рік тому

      A wand

    • @boglimindustrialcomplex
      @boglimindustrialcomplex Рік тому +1

      It’s difficult to get through even your boglim edit

    • @shabath
      @shabath Рік тому

      @@dannydanny2789 Too big for a wand, so it's going to be a 666 dollar limited edition staff.

    • @dannydanny2789
      @dannydanny2789 Рік тому

      @@shabath i think he's gonna shave off quite a bit on that lathe of his. Boy is regarded

  • @RamoArt
    @RamoArt Рік тому +66

    TIL that bearded dragons don't need a whole lot of weed because they're naturally pretty chill

  • @Astorath_the_Grim
    @Astorath_the_Grim Рік тому +104

    The chat really makes the streams bearable. Some funny mofos in chat.

  • @TotesRandom
    @TotesRandom Рік тому +194

    The alcoholic rewards himself for not drinking by drinking. I'm guessing he's never heard of Pavlov's dog.

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +84

      Pavlovs bog*

    • @mrkong5533
      @mrkong5533 Рік тому +7

      No need to guess lol. The regard doesn’t even know his abcs

    • @jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724
      @jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724 Рік тому +15

      ​@NickyBlue99 right? Never miss a chance to add bog/boglim in a phrase

    • @swizzlegrower
      @swizzlegrower Рік тому

      No alcohol for several days... lie....and doing a quarter pound of Kratom doesn't count....addictive morphine analogs don't count.

    • @TvshkaHumma
      @TvshkaHumma Рік тому

      He is a straight up addict/alcoholic.

  • @chupacabraracing181
    @chupacabraracing181 Рік тому +143

    It's OK if he drops the hard R guys, he's been to jail

    • @donjuanmckenzie4897
      @donjuanmckenzie4897 Рік тому +35

      Everyone should say hard R

    • @robertpaulson3894
      @robertpaulson3894 Рік тому +3

      Well only technically but still Toobz

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 Рік тому +8

      I guess when you get a hard D in jail, you’re given a hard R card as a reward.

    • @andrewbailey7045
      @andrewbailey7045 2 місяці тому

      ​@@donjuanmckenzie4897Correct

  • @NightOfTheLiving8bit
    @NightOfTheLiving8bit Рік тому +49

    Josh is never going on Fishtank. Because he is deathly afraid to be around strangers for an actual period of time.

    • @chrism4008
      @chrism4008 Рік тому +15

      He would never put himself in a place to be criticized by real people, in his face, in real life.
      I think hes also aware enough of how creepy he is that he wouldnt wanna put himself around women that much on camera because hed get caught doing something fckd up

    • @danielplainview5085
      @danielplainview5085 Рік тому +9

      It would smash his deluded reality into tiny pieces, scarring him for life... And nothing would make me happier.

    • @demonofjapan
      @demonofjapan Рік тому +5

      First day of text to speech he would have a melt down

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +1

      The melt down from DTTS would be next level

    • @demonofjapan
      @demonofjapan Рік тому

      @@NickyBlue99 just would be sitting in the corner rocking back and forth while Dt kills him

  • @gsesquire3441
    @gsesquire3441 Рік тому +163

    He spent 61$ on 4 Taco Bell tacos. He legit spent like 50 bucks more just to "customize" each taco with all the ingredients available. What an incredible waste of money. Dude has nooooothing and he drops 60 bucks on fast food. Def able to take care of himself.

    • @jtdubs828
      @jtdubs828 Рік тому +26

      He rounded up to 62$ for the tip

    • @spungbicklesmcbrungler5376
      @spungbicklesmcbrungler5376 Рік тому +47

      he could have walked to taco bell and gotten a deluxe craving box for like...8 dollars. which has even more food in it than what he got delivered

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro Рік тому +46

      The most hilarious part always is that the restaurants make out....they dont add hardly any more per four dollar addition. How much can fit ina flipping taco shell ffs. How he doesn’t realize this is one of his dumber moments.

    • @mikem5820
      @mikem5820 Рік тому

      He is a delusional man child that is going to be dead in 3 years from his diet and drinking.
      3 years tops.

    • @retard6477
      @retard6477 Рік тому +18

      If only the paypigs would starve him out for a week or two….nah, he’ll never change.

  • @MoodyScorpio
    @MoodyScorpio Рік тому +21

    His line about “Puff lets me know with his body language” is exactly what I’ve heard people that bang animals say.

    • @gnarksnot
      @gnarksnot Рік тому +2

      Excuize me, that’s slander and against the forbidden 7. Check mate trole, TMDNWU.

    • @MoodyScorpio
      @MoodyScorpio Рік тому

      @@gnarksnot What can I say, this Gothic Bad Boy rules my existence.

  • @C_J_79
    @C_J_79 Рік тому +27

    60 cans of Busch Peach Light, talk about living high on the bog!

  • @avidshirker8460
    @avidshirker8460 Рік тому +86

    I can't believe he straight admits to abusing this animal lmfao

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 Рік тому +16

      Weed is good for lizards they’re naturally pretty chill but the green can take the edge off sometimes when puffs had a hard day at the office

    • @xeokym223
      @xeokym223 Рік тому

      He admits to EVERYTHING freely online like a regarded dumbass, he can't help himself.

  • @septixskeptix1107
    @septixskeptix1107 Рік тому +122

    If Angie is his second mom, that makes LN his sister. What a sicko.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 Рік тому +8

      Angie is like a third mom to Josh, to be honest, if we count the one that fled in shame for birthing this human turd. The LN comment definitely tracks since he’s rumored to have been gross around his sisters.

    • @shabath
      @shabath Рік тому +4

      I don't know if it's verified, but apparently daddy Clint kicked him out for creeping on his (step?)sisters and doing unholy stuff to their underwear, so yeah. For some reason, I wouldn't be surprised if he's projecting hard with the sicko yelling.

  • @ultimatemassive9501
    @ultimatemassive9501 Рік тому +58

    I like how he tries to add weight to something by offering to sacrifice something that he'll never have to begin with. For example, a clock tower dream house in exchange for Ozzy performing again.

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +7

      He's so selfless!
      Oh wait... selfish. That's the word I was looking for

    • @full95one
      @full95one Рік тому +8

      "im a good person toobz"

  • @HarryPotter69420
    @HarryPotter69420 Рік тому +18

    the fking dbz teleport sound gets me everytime

  • @ChannelHandle143
    @ChannelHandle143 Рік тому +71

    That goth guy who can’t subtract one sure hasn’t rotted his mind from spice, kratom, and duster.

    • @tater1141
      @tater1141 Рік тому +6

      Pass it around, si…….. fifty nine bottles of beer on the wall

    • @slaythembeforeme
      @slaythembeforeme Рік тому +5

      Kratom doesn't rot the mind

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning Рік тому

      @@slaythembeforeme Like weed or even things like morphine, there's a medical, beneficial use (that still has some negative side effects) and then there's abusing them.
      cobes is comboing drugs and that stimulant effect from gas station kratom is not helping. i take 9-12gpd of white, green and red

    • @RnRWND73
      @RnRWND73 Рік тому +2

      ​@@slaythembeforemetru

    • @SpentLast
      @SpentLast 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@slaythembeforeme abusing it does

  • @huntertony56
    @huntertony56 Рік тому +20

    What a totally normal and not alcoholic statement to make. "My rent is covered, so now i can buy alcohol "

  • @runnre
    @runnre Рік тому +28

    KingCobraJFS dreams about the day he can finally afford to build his dream cotton plantation.

  • @BillyDreamRandR
    @BillyDreamRandR Рік тому +47

    You are a treasure. I’ve quit watching live, it’s been too damn dull. Glad you’re making these bogbuddy!

  • @BigDad138
    @BigDad138 Рік тому +16

    He thinks he looks like Ozzy with the glasses but he looks more like Jimmy Saville. TWU

  • @HamburgerAmy
    @HamburgerAmy Рік тому +21

    2023 and my man cobra still out here using mt.dew bottle bongs.

    • @dopecat15
      @dopecat15 Рік тому +3

      That's the grimmest home-made bong I have ever seen. TMDWU

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro Рік тому +4

      Probably from his last house, and the cops he mentioned were from when he got swatted. How lazy can a human being be, smoking 15 year old plastic bottle, caked in spice resin...

    • @HamburgerAmy
      @HamburgerAmy Рік тому +5

      @@Resinpro wow trole okay first off it's seasoning like grease from alcohol and second the plastic mountain dew bottle has dark magical powers.

    • @jacobott3382
      @jacobott3382 Рік тому

      this ninja isnt even smokin real marijuana.... hes smoking the gas station delta 8/10 bullshit that makes you even more retarded and panicky.

  • @CreatorPerciever
    @CreatorPerciever Рік тому +29

    Opening that case of beer like a Christmas present

    • @RamoArt
      @RamoArt Рік тому +2

      Similar feeling of anticipation too, I'm sure

  • @brendonross5774
    @brendonross5774 Рік тому +15

    Better not refrigerate those beers boy!

  • @James_Sunderland_
    @James_Sunderland_ Рік тому +75

    The amount of weight that lizard has lost is shocking...compare the tail and you can really tell. I can't believe he's blowing weed smoke on puff! Blowing smoke killed Mrs. Green! I can't imagine how scared that lizard would be during the high, not understanding what's going on. Frightening. and NO the lizard is NOT able to tell you he likes it or not! JFC!

    • @gsesquire3441
      @gsesquire3441 Рік тому

      Pretty sure lizards and reptiles cant even get high. You need to have cannaboid recepters in your brain in order for THC to have a psychoactive effect and there are only a few mammals that have them. He still shouldnt be blowing smoke at him though, just saying, Puff wasnt getting high, just abused.

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +7

      Mrs. Green was going to die anyways!

    • @sarahc8862
      @sarahc8862 Рік тому +19

      Just being in a smokey inviroment can give them lung infections ,I'm honestly surprised he's made it this far

    • @sparton112875
      @sparton112875 Рік тому +15

      Regrettably I feel we all know how its going to end with Puff.

    • @Tekner436
      @Tekner436 Рік тому +22

      dude the lizard would let him know if it was bad for it. i blow weed smoke on my baby all the time, it would definitely let me know if it didn't want it

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 Рік тому +72

    People claim Jorp isn't good at budgeting his money but he must have saved a good $4 or so by bulk buying 60 beers plus he also saved money on having to buy soda pop to give it a fruity girly flavour by buying beer that comes pre-girlyfied.

    • @swizzlegrower
      @swizzlegrower Рік тому +5

      Not a girl drink drunk.....pass the alcoholic root beer float

    • @Braindeadlobotomite
      @Braindeadlobotomite Рік тому +2

      @@swizzlegrower kids in the hall rules

    • @swizzlegrower
      @swizzlegrower Рік тому +2

      @youarejealousofkingcobrajfs666 puff puff pass puff over to animal control

    • @shabath
      @shabath Рік тому

      And he lost all those savings by using overpriced delivery service, and customizing a bunch of tacos for insane price instead of buying the party box stuff that comes with more food to begin with. Such stonks.

  • @g0rdonfreeman1
    @g0rdonfreeman1 Рік тому +26

    him talking about blowing weed smoke into puff’s cage is infuriating, big ups bog chrons for sifting through this brain rot

  • @applejacks8160
    @applejacks8160 Рік тому +12

    Forgetting how to do the “beers on the wall” song, had me laughing my fuckin balls off.😂

  • @hardigan
    @hardigan Рік тому +24

    He literally eats like a toddler in a high chair. Just imagine him cramming that fist of food in with just a diaper and bib, covered head to toe in sauce. You're welcome.

  • @nicknickson3650
    @nicknickson3650 Рік тому +52

    nothing like a nice warm girly beer after a long day of not working

    • @smug_cat1
      @smug_cat1 Рік тому +1

      Maan sounds like a rough life

  • @OffendingTheOffendable
    @OffendingTheOffendable Рік тому +83

    Can't wait until a jury has to look at cyraxx all day.😂

    • @HamburgerAmy
      @HamburgerAmy Рік тому +11

      once cyraxx realizes he's going to face the maximum sentence, plus all the trial fees and court costs (in excess of 75,000.00 these days)upon conviction... he'll take any plea bargain the DA is willing to give. xD

    • @TvshkaHumma
      @TvshkaHumma Рік тому +1

      FOR REAL! LOL

    • @matthewhopkins666
      @matthewhopkins666 Рік тому +14

      @@HamburgerAmy The maximum sentence for the charge he is facing is 180 days and sadly I seriously doubt he will get any prison time.
      As far as I'm aware it will be his first offence if convicted, he's been arrested before but never actually charged let alone convicted so that alone says it's unlikely the judge will throw the book at him.
      Also the victim suffered no real injury because Raxx is so weak he couldn't win a fist fight with a bat.
      Hell the protester was holding onto the bat with 1 hand and Raxx couldn't pull it away with both his hands.
      Also he's obviously and blatantly slow in the head and while his claims of self defence are evidently BS the judge will probably believe that Raxx genuinely thinks he was acting in self defence.
      I can almost guarantee it will end up with some kind of slap on the wrist non custodial sentence plus a small fine, it won't even be a large fine because he has no income.

    • @NICKGUTTED
      @NICKGUTTED Рік тому +7

      @@matthewhopkins666you are absolutely spot on. Sad, but true

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 Рік тому +1

      @matthewhopkins666
      Yup probably right

  • @elainewalls1965
    @elainewalls1965 Рік тому +102

    JFC He really did it! He got Puff high. That poor lizard needs out of there ASAP.

    • @OffendingTheOffendable
      @OffendingTheOffendable Рік тому +6

      Reptiles need special care

    • @GTRNemo
      @GTRNemo Рік тому +2

      Damn fr did I miss it ?

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor Рік тому +25

      I told on him to his dad and reported him to metro animal control again. I reccomend others to do the same, link the clip of him admitting it

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +11

      ​​@@ghagzorGood work. Hopefully puff will be saved

    • @sgtkeroro2821
      @sgtkeroro2821 Рік тому

      Would also like the clip. This shit Is unwatchable recently

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 Рік тому +100

    I can’t fathom being excited about having 60 beers to drink all by yourself. That sounds like one of the most depressing things imaginable.

    • @nikolasdemoulin8093
      @nikolasdemoulin8093 Рік тому +28

      Alcoholism is one hell of a addiction.

    • @psychwardsandSCENE
      @psychwardsandSCENE Рік тому

      you sound like a coward

    • @hankbellamy
      @hankbellamy Рік тому +10

      Have done for the last 25 years

    • @StankylegCraig
      @StankylegCraig Рік тому +10

      Imagine being excited by one beer and the multiply it by like 60?

    • @GaiaMisery
      @GaiaMisery Рік тому +4

      @icankillbugsthose are crazy prices , i cheap handle should be like 25 bucks USD

  • @NewMexico1912
    @NewMexico1912 Рік тому +38

    If you can’t afford to tip, then you shouldn’t be able to afford 10+ extra add ons

    • @imcharming4808
      @imcharming4808 2 місяці тому

      This is something normal functioning adults should learn

  • @alexanderboone2517
    @alexanderboone2517 Рік тому +20

    The fact that he refuses the opportunity to actually get some attention is one of the most depressing things here. He has fought his whole life to be "famous" and because so delusional that the potential chance doesn't even register because in his mind he is already famous. RIP

  • @Thefizzler69
    @Thefizzler69 Рік тому +19

    I’m internally screaming the whole time he talked about abusing his bearded dragon

  • @trevorphillips8734
    @trevorphillips8734 Рік тому +11

    If I can give cobes one thing, he’s legitimately got me to only drink on weekends and start exercising every day and eating better. Truly an inspiration.

  • @hunterontherun807
    @hunterontherun807 Рік тому +15

    Animal control better save that lizard or else he's gonna glue it onto a stick.

  • @FisherTPS
    @FisherTPS Рік тому +8

    WTF HES BLOWING WEED SMOKE INTO THE BEARDED DRAGON? WHAT A GOOF!

  • @BattleToads
    @BattleToads Рік тому +26

    alcohol-induced psychosis coming in nicely, cobes...

  • @gingerspazmo
    @gingerspazmo Рік тому +9

    "if i want one when i wake up"
    still not an alcho toobz!

  • @MrHaze72
    @MrHaze72 Рік тому +9

    Dude’s what in his early 30’s and already looks like a cross between Father Time & Rip Van Winkle!

  • @grape_soduh
    @grape_soduh Рік тому +29

    I find that the worst part is that he’s drinking all his beers hot

    • @gsesquire3441
      @gsesquire3441 Рік тому +12

      Hes "80% British". Everyone knows the Brits drink their beer warm.

    • @sarahc8862
      @sarahc8862 Рік тому +8

      I think his teeth are so bad now everything has to be room temperature so he not screaming in pain, I wonder how long till he's forced to go to a dentist 🤔😂

    • @howdareyouexist
      @howdareyouexist Рік тому +1

      @@sarahc8862 correct, that is why he leaves food out on the counter overnight to get infested

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut Рік тому

      ​@@sarahc8862
      Who's gonna force him?
      Clunts too busy whining on the internet about how he tries to take care of Copes to actually take care of Copes.

  • @runelateralus9265
    @runelateralus9265 Рік тому +3

    “I love Puff more than I love beer.” My brother in Christ, I would fucking hope you love your pet more than beer.

  • @gsesquire3441
    @gsesquire3441 Рік тому +10

    That purple foot sure was alarming.

  • @adamterry1476
    @adamterry1476 Рік тому +33

    Nothing like downing room temperature college girl beer while sitting in a dead dog throne with a rotting foot. You earned it bud. Take a load off....it’s been a long hard week.

  • @smoothmovez
    @smoothmovez Рік тому +18

    I like how he chokes cuz he's literally inhaling food and sauce.

  • @Vaniity_Velvet
    @Vaniity_Velvet Рік тому +36

    That was more entertaining then I thought it would be. Ever so often, Cobes does something mildly interesting again.

  • @derekirish5121
    @derekirish5121 Рік тому +10

    I hate when he says "not a sponsor." Cobes has never had a corporate sponsorship, and never will. Nobody would assume that. The only sponsor Cobes will end up with, if he's lucky, is a sponsor to enter Alcoholics Anonymous.

  • @jackknife593
    @jackknife593 Рік тому +11

    I can't imagine what will happen on the stream the day Ozzy Osbourne dies. I'm sure cobes will refuse to believe it at first.

  • @hoovi_989
    @hoovi_989 Рік тому +49

    I eat so much less when I watch cobes eat 😂 my hunger just melts away

    • @MusicMutt148
      @MusicMutt148 Рік тому +2

      Better than Jenny Craig's

    • @hoovi_989
      @hoovi_989 Рік тому +1

      @@MusicMutt148 I’m saying 😂

    • @mikewatt3419
      @mikewatt3419 Рік тому +2

      Interbogmittant fasting TMDWU

    • @ohlawd6763
      @ohlawd6763 Рік тому +3

      I get sick to my stomach whenever he sits there licking and sucking the sauces and crap off of his fingers and hands like at 11:36 - 11:54 Like its already gross if someone is doing that even assuming they had clean hands before, but Cobes? 🤢

  • @notwhoyouthink756
    @notwhoyouthink756 Рік тому +7

    12:29 "I'll stream for a couple more beers."
    Not an alcoholic, just measures time in beers.

  • @hangingon
    @hangingon Рік тому +6

    Cobes looks like the crazy brother in Texas Chainsaw Massacre with his bald head & bugged out eyes under blue filteted glasses.

    • @rickburgess3215
      @rickburgess3215 Рік тому +1

      just needs the metal head plate and a wire hanger

  • @BigBog247
    @BigBog247 Рік тому +8

    Take that lizard off him
    Me no live in US , so if all you good americans report him for what he said, that be greatly appreciated 😊

  • @jaydwy8069
    @jaydwy8069 Рік тому +16

    Hey, no crossed arms, or angry face. He has his booze

  • @hasheeshian840
    @hasheeshian840 Рік тому +5

    The mind of an 8 year old, "Why is it my favorite? Cuz it has a picture of a cobra on it." Classic little kid answer

  • @teddrewflack400
    @teddrewflack400 Рік тому +6

    Ian moving out to prison .
    Inherited lizard
    Boglim standard

  • @OneCentWonder
    @OneCentWonder Рік тому +14

    60 cans of beer that'll be gone in 3 days TWU

  • @EnduroShayne
    @EnduroShayne Рік тому +6

    A big thank you to Boglim, I just discovered this slighted human being this year and this channel is the only way I can keep up with the great KCJFS without suffering from brain bleed.

  • @Dragonmage967
    @Dragonmage967 Рік тому +7

    Yeah guys, if Puff didn’t like it he’d let him know by pulling a gun on him! CEO of Chairbugs taught us that.

  • @DrunkDoglol
    @DrunkDoglol Рік тому +11

    $666 Puff staff coming in nicely toobz

  • @JustaComment93
    @JustaComment93 Рік тому +5

    Hangs up on girl
    * goes back to patiently waiting 😂

    • @foof811
      @foof811 Рік тому +1

      Honestly it’s for the best that Jorp doesn’t get a chance to reproduce

    • @JustaComment93
      @JustaComment93 Рік тому

      @@foof811 I think he enjoys the thrill of the wait

  • @KobraKai69
    @KobraKai69 Рік тому +8

    I'm honestly shocked his toe nails weren't horrendous demon claws, I expected nothing less from someone like this boglim

  • @lukedefreitas3603
    @lukedefreitas3603 Рік тому +7

    Josh hyping up Busch peach is perfectly fitting. Literal trash beer

  • @haydyboy704
    @haydyboy704 Рік тому +15

    Unironically drinking Busch peach is the most disgusting thing ever

    • @Hypnotoad114
      @Hypnotoad114 Рік тому +1

      I tried it its unrealistic how they made this

    • @TheEarlThePearl1
      @TheEarlThePearl1 Рік тому +9

      He’s also drinking it warm. Probably because his teeth are so rotted anything colder than room temperature causes him immense pain.

    • @Pepespizzeria1
      @Pepespizzeria1 Рік тому +2

      To celebrate sobriety 😂

  • @ferivus3865
    @ferivus3865 Рік тому +5

    Anytime I feel bad about myself, I just watch a bog video and immediately feel better.

  • @carlonicolisdirobilant6150
    @carlonicolisdirobilant6150 Рік тому +9

    The eye got completely rewonked

  • @knowjusticeknowpeace15
    @knowjusticeknowpeace15 Рік тому +1

    I sooooooo deeply appreciate you Boglim Chronicles!!! Thank you!!!!’ Seriously ❤️❤️

  • @foof811
    @foof811 Рік тому +6

    He was only “sober” for a few days because his account was perpetually in the negative and he couldn’t afford booze.

  • @kinzie7500
    @kinzie7500 Рік тому +5

    Cobes really got his finger on the pulse there talking about the Chris Rock/Will Smith thing

  • @mikem9384
    @mikem9384 Рік тому +4

    The way he constantly shakes the beer, especially when it's in bottles kills me. He is totally killing the carbonation in it and making it flat. He's not even really drinking it to taste it, he just wants the freaking liquor.

  • @masterblaster8386
    @masterblaster8386 10 місяців тому +2

    Yeah a dead lizard you never cared about is definitely more important than building a career

  • @knightstalkerak2523
    @knightstalkerak2523 Рік тому +8

    He loves puff so much that he blows smoke in his face

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +2

      Puff wanted it trole!

    • @SynZ777
      @SynZ777 Рік тому

      Same goes for people who get their dogs high. Fuck them.

  • @yissssss
    @yissssss Рік тому +30

    Took him a solid 10 seconds to come up with 59 being 60 - 1.

    • @justanothertrucker7856
      @justanothertrucker7856 Рік тому +9

      At first I thought he just stumbled and he thought it was funny, but when he quickly counted to 58 I think it was that he did forget....and he needed to show everyone he did know how to count.

  • @SLURM187
    @SLURM187 Рік тому +8

    Bearded Dragon lifespan: 10-15. If Cobes lives that long, that’ll be a new saga.

  • @Skreamworks
    @Skreamworks Рік тому +6

    Cirrhosis of the liver is goth af dood.

  • @limbicbrain1
    @limbicbrain1 Рік тому +3

    Rewards himself with 60 warm beers.
    I gotta say i admire him having enough self respect to NOT go on fishtank.

  • @kyledutton6550
    @kyledutton6550 Рік тому +6

    I've had this idea kicking around in my head that I should start sending monetary challenges to Cobes. Like $20 to learn how to juggle. $10 to learn how to be a mime or like $50 to learn songs on guitar. If he actually does it than good but the frustration of watching him try would also be amazing.

    • @chrism4008
      @chrism4008 Рік тому

      He might try the guitar music, and fail, but he wont even try the other stuff

    • @kyledutton6550
      @kyledutton6550 Рік тому

      @@chrism4008 I think it might worth it just yo get him try. He'd be doing something different than just e begging

    • @joriankell1983
      @joriankell1983 Рік тому

      Actual work for Money? LOL, never going to happen. He's lazy as shit

    • @paintorian2064
      @paintorian2064 Рік тому +4

      No, dont send him anything. Nothing above deserves money. Bait into it may be.
      Cobes will go supermad and might try things on his own. Dont be just another paypig

  • @rdl2820
    @rdl2820 Рік тому +5

    Never mind e-begging and magic wands, Cobra gonna make bank when he redeems all those aluminum beer cans!

  • @MrHaze72
    @MrHaze72 Рік тому +9

    After everything I’ve seen the trolls put him threw over the years, he’s just a glutton for punishment ! 67K Trolls and counting!

  • @918kickinwing
    @918kickinwing Рік тому +3

    If this guy hasn't been on South Park yet, he definitely should be a character.

  • @rarestbanana
    @rarestbanana Рік тому +5

    Guys he’s cut back on the drinking and if you can’t see that you’re just a troll TMDWU

  • @tweezerjam
    @tweezerjam Рік тому +32

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s lying about giving puff weed. He can’t afford it for one, and he’s known to lie and embellish when he thinks it makes him look cooler.

    • @BigBog247
      @BigBog247 Рік тому +11

      He is still going to regret saying that

    • @tweezerjam
      @tweezerjam Рік тому

      @@BigBog247 yeah, really dumb

    • @PAYNEKILLER..
      @PAYNEKILLER.. Рік тому +2

      ​@@BigBog247 Nope, it's the trolls fault..

    • @Astorath_the_Grim
      @Astorath_the_Grim Рік тому +3

      The thought had crossed my mind.

    • @azforu29
      @azforu29 Рік тому

      Boy dont smoke. Addictions as lame as he is.

  • @IndirectHydrox
    @IndirectHydrox Рік тому +1

    LMAO at when he said “tactical soap is chemical free”.
    Bro. Everything is chemicals, even distilled water.

  • @blipblorp6347
    @blipblorp6347 Рік тому +4

    Puschy lite peach for the BOY! With bogletes hoof

  • @OctoberRust1973
    @OctoberRust1973 Рік тому +2

    Love how he’s delusional about what Puff “thinks”.

  • @xxcffff8275
    @xxcffff8275 Рік тому +7

    You know you hit rock bottom when DSP has better table manners than you.....

    • @Marshall97531
      @Marshall97531 Рік тому +3

      Barely though haha watching either of them eat is horrific

  • @r1ngs400
    @r1ngs400 Рік тому +2

    24:10 you been giving him THE DEVIL'S lettuce BOY

  • @jimhaverlock9784
    @jimhaverlock9784 Рік тому +7

    Nobody remembers their last drink when you’re blackout drunk every night, Cobes.

    • @willlittleton8311
      @willlittleton8311 Рік тому +2

      Aroon? That you, Aroon Brown?

    • @jimhaverlock9784
      @jimhaverlock9784 Рік тому +1

      @@willlittleton8311 generally speaking, Aroon PFPs look Aroon.

    • @willlittleton8311
      @willlittleton8311 Рік тому +1

      @@jimhaverlock9784 such wisdom is disgusting and probably illegal

  • @billykidman2091
    @billykidman2091 11 місяців тому +2

    Really had to do some thinking on what number comes before 60. Good thing he saved it by quickly skipping to the next number down before he forgot.

  • @platty9237
    @platty9237 Рік тому +7

    Is puffs temperature regulated with a hot and cold side? Does he have a day/night cycle on his enclosure? If not, he’s a bad pet owner.

    • @RamoArt
      @RamoArt Рік тому +5

      Puff doesn't need hot/cold, he's got high/low

    • @IwatchTubiTrash
      @IwatchTubiTrash Рік тому +4

      Pretty sure that heat lamp isn't on any sort of timer and knowing Josh we can safely assume that he most definitely forgets to turn that light off and Puff is left in there to cook.

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 Рік тому +2

      No... no he doesn't.

  • @bobandy13
    @bobandy13 8 місяців тому +2

    "I'll stream for a couple more beers."
    Using his beer consumption as a unit of time. TWU

  • @Xiroxys
    @Xiroxys 4 місяці тому +1

    Remember the golden rule... observe Joshstory, don't become part of it... gotta stop myself from becoming part of it... gotta... resist...

  • @dfazen89
    @dfazen89 Рік тому +10

    Cobes is actually demented lol

  • @Clapstain
    @Clapstain Рік тому +25

    I love Bog Chron more than I love beer, to be honest.

  • @thatsithlord9906
    @thatsithlord9906 Рік тому +3

    He almost forgot what number came before 60

  • @Drowzzzzz
    @Drowzzzzz Рік тому +6

    it amazes me Clint doesn't have like a parental limiter on his Bog banking service. Also notice the accumulating and accreting piles of super gothic clutter

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 Рік тому +1

      He's an adult and can do what he want trole

    • @Drowzzzzz
      @Drowzzzzz Рік тому +1

      Ok fan girl Courtney

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 Рік тому

      @@Drowzzzzz if you don't like it don't watch
      Git blocked trolle