Unfortunately I used to drink before breakfast, and all day long, then pass out and make sure I'm up at 630am to make it to the store by 7am when they start selling beer, there must have been a lot of people having withdrawal seizures and hallucinating from delirium tremons as well as uncontrollably shaking.
When I was a serious alcoholic, I used to justify it by saying "at least I don't drink before breakfast". I got around it by being too hungover to eat breakfast.
Personally I love reviews of old, obscure movies that aren't as prevalent on UA-cam. Newer stuff is obviously good too but there can sometimes be an over saturation of reviews out there already (although it's fun to see all the different opinions).
Mark, just imagine if the Dr was delivering the baby and a tiny middle finger came out and that led to the infamous "I don't think this one wants to be born" line! Lmao
Well he was a Hammer actor, they were noted for their cheesiness, except the great Chrisopher Lee and Peter Cushing who always raised them from the mire with their sincerity and gravitas.
I'm not gonna lie, from all the stories my aunts and uncles told me (who were all born in the 60s and 70s)....the alcoholism seems to be the only part of this movie that makes sense. 😅
Charlton Heston. Yul Brynner. John Cassavetes. Robert Deniro. Jack Nicholson. Michael Caine. Malcom McDowell. Just throwing a few out there. Great video.
I was there when a couple of my kids were born. I had the distinct feeling that coming out into the cold, hard, REAL world was not high on their "bucket-lists".
Just wanted to stop by and say, because you mentioned about these older movies not getting as much attention as modern ones, those who know me knows, I'm a big fan of checking out stuff from before my time, mainly due to mum and dad, and a basement worth of tapes they left me, so these kinds of videos, just know, you'll have at least one crazy chick checking it out. 😉 But thank you so much! 👍😃
jamie birch Yeah, I've seen Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones reviewing lots of the Italian horror films, so do know about the Italian cheesy films. Thank you though.
Thank you for doing these old movies! You hunt down the funniest ones ever! I never would have known about this travesty to filmmaking unless you pointed it out to me... and made me laugh :-P
One of the best bits of this movie for me is all the old footage of London. Places I walk all the time so it's fun to see how they have changed. 04:42 that Rolls Royce with the vanity plate AD 2 I remember that thing being parked around that area in the 90s. Then after watching this review I notice a modern Bentley parked in that area with that plate on. So some things never change.
3 out the five main actors are still going. The women actually, Eileen Atkins, Joan Collins and the gorgeous Caroline Munro. Pleasance and Bates passed away too soon.
A return to form. This channel was built for movies like this. I love the newer films you do but the older (70$ especially) films are especially genius critiques
Cannot wait for Highlander 2! When I was a kid we only had like 6 VHS tapes and this was one of them! Watched it countless time -- but it was only recently, when I looked at it again on YT, that I realised how laughable it was!
One of the reasons I love this channel is that you review many older bad films, which I don't see on a whole lot of elsewhere. Watching both old movies and crappy movies are two of my favorite things,, so I hope you keep it up :)
How in the world did that actor get cast for Gino, the Italian businessman??? His accent vacilates between British and north-eastern European in just a few short clips. I wonder if he ever dug out the Italian accent for the role as Italian businessman.
Thank you for making this show. It feels like the saturday morning programs i used to watch in the 90's. I can't really say why i like it so, but you are adorable and i'm drunk, and have a nice day. Thanks:).
During the Seventies there were a lot of books and movies about witchcraft, demonology and the occult, so this rip-off of "The Exorcist" and "Rosemary's baby" is typical for its time. Nice video btw, keep up the good work.
Yeah that's a fair point, I was born then but too young to remember it really, but my dad did have a lot of books on the occult and was very interested in all that stuff. Used to watch The Devil Rides Out (great film) all the time as well on VHS.
I watch all your videos Mark, I like your commentary especially when it comes to this old weird flicks. Sometimes you even leave me in tears of laughter 🤗🤣😂
Good work. I enjoy your laid-back sarcastic quips. Definitely something that will guarantee a substantial UA-cam following, if that's what you want. Actually, your video presentations could serve to make a nice portfolio if you ever decide to go for a character acting role :)
If you like these videos you'll love Nostalgia Critic and Cinema Snob. The Cinema Snob can be an acquired taste but his porn reviews are just great. He just slams the shit out of porn parody acting and it's just so entertaining.
Great video! Love all of your videos and glad you keep making them. I like the older movies because I haven’t seen them, so it’s better, whereas as with modern day movies, I kind of know what to expect that makes them so bad. Anyways, thanks!
Love your reviews on bad movies. Please review 1953's "Robot Monster", where the so-called Martian is a guy wearing a diving helmet and gorilla suit!!!
Born in ‘65 here, and I love old British B movies fr the 70’s. That sub-genre is a sweet spot for me. Thank you for covering films like this one. Love the film stock, fashions, autos, and social standards of the time. Reminds me of the films I watched as a young one and magazine ads and TV commercials fr that era.
They shot the movie after breakfast, so they were all drunk...
Unfortunately I used to drink before breakfast, and all day long, then pass out and make sure I'm up at 630am to make it to the store by 7am when they start selling beer, there must have been a lot of people having withdrawal seizures and hallucinating from delirium tremons as well as uncontrollably shaking.
@Cesar Hahaha... good point, mate!
@@breakingames7772 Beer??...Lol...no hard wood??
When I was a serious alcoholic, I used to justify it by saying "at least I don't drink before breakfast". I got around it by being too hungover to eat breakfast.
Interesting fact, Joan Collins' current husband, Percy Gibson, was 6 years old when this movie was made. Hahaha.
That’s the point of fame and riches, finding “love” with people who would normally be out of your league.
Two videos in a decade? Sweet!
Shyheim Williams *3*
THREE
He has the work ethic of Trump!!
Trump 2020!!
rumour is he'll release another video in 2025.
i lost it when the hairy knuckled baby hand pushed the nanny
Personally I love reviews of old, obscure movies that aren't as prevalent on UA-cam. Newer stuff is obviously good too but there can sometimes be an over saturation of reviews out there already (although it's fun to see all the different opinions).
"9 months of drinking to catch up on." "it's the 70's after all" 🤣 like people stopped drinking and smoking during pregnancy. 🤣🤣🤣
My grandmother used to have Irish coffee every morning...that was her breakfast lol. Gotta love the 70s.
Indeed, simpler times.
If you put coffee in it then it's no longer alcohol. I learned this a long time ago. It makes work more fun.
That feeling of going from early-morning hangover, buzzed from coffee, and then the flip back to drunk is pretty awesome.
In the worst of ways.
Nine months of drinking to catch up on after pregnancy? You don't remember the 70s.
Well yeah, that stuff is better than anything
Mark, just imagine if the Dr was delivering the baby and a tiny middle finger came out and that led to the infamous "I don't think this one wants to be born" line! Lmao
"I Don't Want To Be Born!", is a much better name for this movie.
Jaquel Williams I Don’t Want To Be Born! Is basically the film making its own title
It's a better title. The movie fairly warns the viewer that that is what they'll be thinking the entire time watching this.
That’s the name for my autobiography.
Even though that’s the name of the fucking movie
yeah, it reflects what the audience is thinking while watching it
I swear, I did not hit the dislike button! I did not! Oh hi Mark.
YesterYear Dude YOUR TEARING ME APART UA-cam
Ha ha ha that's funny Mark Did you hear my movie is winning awards
How's your sex life?
Yoshi-Hashi ???? Is that soposed to be funny because ur just coming off weird
banana man It's a quote from "The Room"; look it up.
I DON'T WANT TO BE BORN...It's exactly the same expresion that Mark thinks while he was watching the movie...
It should've been called "I DONT WANT TO BE A MOTHER", judging from this alcoholic's behaviour.
Gino’s accent seems consistent...just consistently bad.
Well he was a Hammer actor, they were noted for their cheesiness, except the great Chrisopher Lee and Peter Cushing who always raised them from the mire with their sincerity and gravitas.
Drinking game: everytime you read "oh hi mark" in the comments, take a shot.
i don't wanna die this early into 2018
I drank too much and woke up like this, I definitely messed up
You monster. You've killed us all.
If only not before breakfast)))
More like take a SIP and you'll need to be rushed to the hospital in 4 minutes
I'm not gonna lie, from all the stories my aunts and uncles told me (who were all born in the 60s and 70s)....the alcoholism seems to be the only part of this movie that makes sense. 😅
I usually think those decades suck butt alcohol they had right. Let's all drink more.
@@LoverBoy-im7xv You got it all wrong - one year in either of those decades was worth ten years in any decade since.
This music makes me feel like I'm watching an episode of the incredible hulk.
Damn we're old
With all the other weird choices they made in this movie, Dudley Moore should have played the baby with forced perspective.
That would have actually been a pretty cool idea!
Oh yes this! Would be one of the greats! Dick Emery as the nun as well.
Lmfaooo
Martin Short.
'Cause he's.....short.
Message of the movie:
Midgets have super powers
if you don't show boobs horny angry little people gonna turn your baby into a demonic monster who is also themselves from time to time.
Berlioz knew all about the devil ;)
And if you don’t let them rape you, they’ll unleash a curse on you.
We we knew we had powers during world war 2 Germany...
Are you uploading more frequently now what kind of witchcraft is this?
he said he's got a 2 weeks off.. that's kinda long
Java Sparrow TOO LATE
Wicked witchcraft, although I know it's strictly taboo.
You know that little man to this day brags about feeling up Joan Collins
It isn't because it's the 70s, you know. That's just how we Brits choose to live our lives.
the intro look like an opening scene for 80`s porn. I mean even the score match the porn vibe
Definitely more like seventies porn, I studied it intensely when I was growing up. ;)
Guess they did it intentionally. I mean the movie is bad. Might as well get some desperate horny guys to pay for those soft porn scenes.
For a woman that had two children of her own by this point, I guess she was confusing "delivering" with "making".
I thought I'd be here before the 'oh hi mark' comments.
Nope.
oh hai mark
Charlton Heston. Yul Brynner. John Cassavetes. Robert Deniro. Jack Nicholson. Michael Caine. Malcom McDowell. Just throwing a few out there. Great video.
Tons of footage of driving and/or parking? ALWAYS a sign of a great filmmaker!
James Nguyen knows that…
Srsly.. this could do duty as Stock-Footage..
always drop everything and watch your reviews!!
Its like a meteor shower, it happens once every few years, so you gotta make time to watch it.
Same here!!
This channel is so underrated.
“I don’t want to be born” How dare they steal the name of my life story.
"weird sexual encounter with a light fixture" 🤣🤣
with all that heavy drinking I almost understand how it was done
Mark is my dad
He's my older brother.
He had sex with my dad
Chuck Norris cares if Mark likes his movies
Dark is my mad
Keep it coming Mark please dont go on hiatus after this one you are too good!!
*I love you, Mark.* 😚
He knows.
I was there when a couple of my kids were born. I had the distinct feeling that coming out into the cold, hard, REAL world was not high on their "bucket-lists".
Just wanted to stop by and say, because you mentioned about these older movies not getting as much attention as modern ones, those who know me knows, I'm a big fan of checking out stuff from before my time, mainly due to mum and dad, and a basement worth of tapes they left me, so these kinds of videos, just know, you'll have at least one crazy chick checking it out. 😉 But thank you so much! 👍😃
jamie birch Yeah, I've seen Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones reviewing lots of the Italian horror films, so do know about the Italian cheesy films. Thank you though.
I really appreciate how much you've been uploading. You must be working so hard.
Dang, moral of the story: Don't drink before breakfast when pregnant.
"..some kind of wierd sexual encounter with a light fixture." - Something said in 2018.
I think you can see a hand on the rope when the fella is dragged into the drain XD
caroline munrue was in this what a joke she was in starcrash a star wars rip off film
@@DarthVaderReturns1 what a joke indeed!...
@@ivaylomladenov3185 yes indeed
Don't you know anything? Dwarves have magical powers lol
Thank you for doing these old movies! You hunt down the funniest ones ever! I never would have known about this travesty to filmmaking unless you pointed it out to me... and made me laugh :-P
You’re one of the few channels that I watch almost immediately when I see you upload.
Mark, for the love of God, don’t burn yourself out!!!! If you upload so many reviews in January we’ll have to wait til’ 2023 for the next one!!!!
I love these old movie reviews, they're so hilarious and absurd
Super glad to see you're actually keeping up with a schedule. Great job Mark! Keep going! I hope your popularity rises!
The baby is still adorable xD
eh
So are you, girl! :)
Selene Gomez
Munro is a lot more adorable 😍
Love your reviews fanboyflicks. It is so cool to seeing them more often :D
I actually cut out the straw as well and just drink straight from the bottle of booze. That's efficiency!
I worked with a guy who injected vodka into his oranges so he could "drink" at lunchtime.
One of the best bits of this movie for me is all the old footage of London. Places I walk all the time so it's fun to see how they have changed. 04:42 that Rolls Royce with the vanity plate AD 2 I remember that thing being parked around that area in the 90s. Then after watching this review I notice a modern Bentley parked in that area with that plate on. So some things never change.
that baby would be a 40 year old now.. which I guess means most of the actors have passed away by now, where does time go?
3 out the five main actors are still going. The women actually, Eileen Atkins, Joan Collins and the gorgeous Caroline Munro. Pleasance and Bates passed away too soon.
The langoliers eat the time... Btw, Mark should review the langoliers.
In the past
It's so good to see a new video! I really needed this today. Thank you!
I remember the 70s there was a lot of drinking.
No one remembers the seventies, we were all too pished! I came out the womb blootered! ;)
And smoking.
Still is.
"the baby then stuffs the body in a drain outside" that quote alone is hilarious as fuck hahahahaha
Glad your back bro, I enjoy the hell out of you videos and you always make my days better man😄👊✊
1:10 To be fair, my mom ended up having a C-section because I was two weeks overdue. You could argue that was me not wanting to be born? Just saying.
nah the old films are the best stuff you do there so funny
keep it up mate
One of my absolute go-to channels anytime I am on UA-cam.
Love the Mutley reference lol
I was born in the 70s and I can confirm it took me 15 years to drink all of my mother's stash of alcohol.
A return to form. This channel was built for movies like this. I love the newer films you do but the older (70$ especially) films are especially genius critiques
Love having you back Mark! Hope your health is holding up well. Oh, and loving the older reviews as well, keep up the good work!
Cannot wait for Highlander 2! When I was a kid we only had like 6 VHS tapes and this was one of them! Watched it countless time -- but it was only recently, when I looked at it again on YT, that I realised how laughable it was!
Yes!! Thanks Mark. You are a rockstar
One of the reasons I love this channel is that you review many older bad films, which I don't see on a whole lot of elsewhere. Watching both old movies and crappy movies are two of my favorite things,, so I hope you keep it up :)
The husband was John from Dear John...
Plot twist: her excessive drinking was causing hallucinations😀
I love this channel!!! I binge watch regularly
Same here.
Wow, Mark! You're on a roll! Keep 'em coming!
How in the world did that actor get cast for Gino, the Italian businessman??? His accent vacilates between British and north-eastern European in just a few short clips. I wonder if he ever dug out the Italian accent for the role as Italian businessman.
70s leading men:
Robert Redford
Ryan O’Neill
Jack Nicholson
Burt Reynolds
Nick Nolte
Warren Beatty
Clint Eastwood
Paul Newman
Dustin Hoffman
Dustin Hoffman
THE DROUGHT IS ENDED! OUR CROPS ARE BEING WATERED ONCE AGAIN!!!
As a child of the 70s, I always saw alcohol in our fridge. Now I know why.
Thank you for making this show. It feels like the saturday morning programs i used to watch in the 90's. I can't really say why i like it so, but you are adorable and i'm drunk, and have a nice day. Thanks:).
During the Seventies there were a lot of books and movies about witchcraft, demonology and the occult, so this rip-off of "The Exorcist" and "Rosemary's baby" is typical for its time. Nice video btw, keep up the good work.
Yeah that's a fair point, I was born then but too young to remember it really, but my dad did have a lot of books on the occult and was very interested in all that stuff. Used to watch The Devil Rides Out (great film) all the time as well on VHS.
Even Marvel cashed in on the occult craze by creating Ghost Rider.
It was to butter people up for the Satanic governments we have now.
@@anonb4632 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That Hell fish shirt is bad ass!
Nothing makes me happier than an upload from this channel
Thanks for the scene from "Rosemary's Baby"--one of my personal favorites.
I love your videos bud ☺
Oh hi Mark!!
I watch all your videos Mark, I like your commentary especially when it comes to this old weird flicks. Sometimes you even leave me in tears of laughter 🤗🤣😂
Dude, I'm sure you know but, you have the best channel on youtube, please don't stop making this videos!
Haha what a story Mark!
Maybe it’s because I’m older now, I couldn’t stop noticing all the cavities that dwarf had.
Funny stuff! Always look forward to seeing these. Nice work.
Good work. I enjoy your laid-back sarcastic quips. Definitely something that will guarantee a substantial UA-cam following, if that's what you want. Actually, your video presentations could serve to make a nice portfolio if you ever decide to go for a character acting role :)
New subscriber I binged watched all your videos. You had me dying laughing. Please keep them coming!!!!
Wanda Byrd you must be new here.
If you like these videos you'll love Nostalgia Critic and Cinema Snob. The Cinema Snob can be an acquired taste but his porn reviews are just great. He just slams the shit out of porn parody acting and it's just so entertaining.
Lol yes Jennifer I'm glad I found him on here. I usually watch Minty
Lol oh okay Jennifer
She's right, I subbed a few months back, did a binge on the vids, then realised he only uploads once every leap year. ;)
Lmao only made it through 7 mins of the video so far and I can tell these parents are terrible!
i love that youre back!!
Welcome BACK!!! We've MISSED you!!!
Great. Mark is a Flying Hellfish.
Rosemary's baby is so damn creepy that I have a mental image of the baby that I swear I've seen. Obviously haven't. That's how you do horror!
You do catch glimpses of Rosemary's Baby.
Great video! Love all of your videos and glad you keep making them. I like the older movies because I haven’t seen them, so it’s better, whereas as with modern day movies, I kind of know what to expect that makes them so bad. Anyways, thanks!
Love your reviews on bad movies.
Please review 1953's "Robot Monster", where the so-called Martian is a guy wearing a diving helmet and gorilla suit!!!
It has Caroline Munro in it. That's all you need. Oh, and in the UK, we're always drunk before lunch. That's because we're dead ard.
Finally. A name of a movie I can relate with. The only other movie relates to my sex life. Failure to Launch.
I never comment but it's 4 am and I just want to say I love your content Mark, I always look forward to your next upload :)
Dude your videos are great! you are right there with Ralph and RLM ;)
Oh hi Mark, u see you again in 3 months
My love for this channel is boundless
Born in ‘65 here, and I love old British B movies fr the 70’s. That sub-genre is a sweet spot for me. Thank you for covering films like this one. Love the film stock, fashions, autos, and social standards of the time. Reminds me of the films I watched as a young one and magazine ads and TV commercials fr that era.
I love your reviews of older films. Keep 'em coming!