isn't it crazy that we are the only species known to drink another species milk.. and the only species to drink milk post infancy. we just love that breastular juice.
I like how R&G obviously looked up state drinks after doing the state foods bracket, saw that half of them were milk, and decided to do this episode anyway, knowing they'd have to make it pretty much 100% bits to have any chance of it being entertaining.
@novayazemlya6852 hell, if its Diggy on the advert, it's 100/0. He's drinking it all, and it's definitely glue (and probably not the non-toxic kind they give kids either).
@@weinerwater9947there's only like 2/3 of the states on here haha, not all states have an official beverage. Google "state drinks" and you'll find the wikipedia article of em all
Wow this hand puppet is crazy! Didn’t know Graydon was such a good puppeteer. I almost thought there was two people on the screen for a second. Still kinda miss Riley though...
9:10 apparently this is what other islanders call kava, it makes you feel really good Kind of a social/mood booster, there's a very fascinating culture around it
Riley thinking that glasses are called tortoise shell because of the shape is too funny. It is because of the pattern. They used to be made of tortoise shell as did guitar picks. Anyways, young Sheldon out!
The way to break down anyone who says it the weird way, imagine you’re reading the nominee at the Oscars for the 2012 movie ‘Syrup’. However you’d feel like you should pronounce it in that setting shows you which way is correct and which way is wrong even if you/your family have always said it wrong.
as an ashamed native and resident of Alabama, i felt like its my responsibility to let yall know it’s pronounced “co-neck-uh” roll tide riley & graydon
As an Arizonan, at first I was bummed that our state beverage wasn’t a margarita, but after finishing the video, I’m just glad it wasn’t milk like the other 49 states.
I once had somebody tell me that nobody drinks milk and when I said "how many people have you asked?" They said they had asked everybody they knew. I wish I could have known at the time that it's half the countries state drink.
I'm glad you included Moxie because every Mainer I know either hates it or only drinks it because no one else they know likes it, so it doesn't get stolen
I love you guys man. Since the last time I was watching y’all, I’ve moved out my home town to the other side of the country, got out of poverty, and now am moving back to work a well paying job. Been thinking of y’all’s bits while packing throughout this week. God bless Edit: you guys and stavros were all I watched during my barback shifts for a year back home
FYI: Grew up just over the border from Alabama - Conecuh is pronounced "Koh-neck-uh". Also the name of a great sausage brand. Goes well with red beans and rice.
they need to install a Carbon Monoxide detector in the green studio or something, this cannot continue
Graydon and Riley is the collab we've been waiting for, thank you Hivemind
one step closer to having dignan on the show
@@ErieRosewood it might be a reach but I think they could eventually have quadeca on the show idk if they know who he is tho
i really didn't like this collab honestly their chemistry is terrible
@@keagankinyon7282 I think Riley did at least one episode with Quadeca and then maybe Graydon did one with him as well but never all together
Hey man I hate to break it to you...but this is unfortunately Dignan ☹️
recently got over my crippling fear of breastular cow juice, i wonder what each state's unique beverage is
breastular is crazy 💀
@@pup64hcp Sounds like a way to describe a busty woman in the 1990s.
isn't it crazy that we are the only species known to drink another species milk.. and the only species to drink milk post infancy. we just love that breastular juice.
31:53 "by the hell yea" is such an unbelievable phrase
so real
New imperial unit of measurement just dropped
This one was unhinged as fuck
one step closer to getting a glass of milk on the channel
For once this joke format was funny
@@rehnaanliker5931 still batting .000 imo
Excited for GILK
your not gonna believe this
who’s the GILK this time?
local gilks in your area
Mot gilk?
Gorila milk
Ah, finally: the first Hivemind video to feature a glass of c*m in the thumbnail. So proud of you boys.
It was mine btw
@@zackswitch9656I mostly stayijg doing whippots
@@em_ilypatterson em
you can say cum you didnt have to censor it
Not even during pride month, so you know it's from the heart!
I like how R&G obviously looked up state drinks after doing the state foods bracket, saw that half of them were milk, and decided to do this episode anyway, knowing they'd have to make it pretty much 100% bits to have any chance of it being entertaining.
You could say...
I mean, if you wanted to...
That they milked the concept for all it was worth.
Riley trying to get a perfect take of graydon’s milk fantasies better end up on bits bracket 4 it’s so fucking funny
Shout out Oregon for standing out amongst the crowd and choosing milk
kombucha would have been more fitting
I’d give multiple spleens for a Radiohead song tier list. Wouldn’t give my own spleen but you know, I’ve got to clear some room in the old freezer.
HOLY SHIT I SECOND THIS ^^
I have extra spleens if you need them to give
Ssebarc Ssebarc
You know grant looked these up and saw that most of them were milk and knew the video had to happen
good video, only complaint is that there wasnt enough milk, maybe you could work on that next time
riley in this episode is like your ADHD friend in 9th period when they skipped their adderall dose that morning
9th PERIOD?? YOU’RE A SLAVE 😭
They better have included Riley’s personal Starbucks order this time or things will get ugly.
hopefully thats no longer relevant to his life
How ugly? 🥺😏
Are you talking about them getting Starbucks despite the boycott? /gen
@@dolphone6748 41:14 he used to get it everyday, but not anymore :)
@@ToasterBrain51702 why
this was my favorite video you’ve ever done
0:27 alabama
2:16 arizona
3:13 arkansas
6:38 delaware
7:47 florida
8:57 hawaii
11:12 indiana
13:02 kentucky
15:55 lousiana
16:28 maine
18:49 maryland
21:49 massachusetts
22:59 minnesota
25:40 mississippi
26:00 nebraska
27:19 new hampshire
29:04 new jersey
31:32 new york
31:37 north carolina
31:42 north dakota
31:48 ohio
32:59 oklahoma
33:06 oregon
35:13 pennsylvania
35:38 rhode island
36:46 south carolina
38:25 south dakota
38:34 tennesee
39:53 vermont
40:42 virginia
41:04 washington
43:04 wisconsin
i love you
@@dawsonmoore9870 And I love YOU random citizen!
Where's Michigan
@@tylerbrandon2280some of them werent on the list because they dont have state drinks
@@tylerbrandon2280for example, california isnt on there
prediction for cali is ehrewon hailey beiber smoothie
Fun fact: whenever you see milk on adverts, theres a pretty good chance it's actually glue unless you see them drink it. Especially for cereal.
and even when they drink it it's like a 50/50
@novayazemlya6852 hell, if its Diggy on the advert, it's 100/0. He's drinking it all, and it's definitely glue (and probably not the non-toxic kind they give kids either).
@@lewisblackwiththenicehair If you get high from sniffing it, imagine what drinking it with open sores in your mouth would do?
This is actually one of my favorite videos you've ever done
as someone who hasn’t drank water in a week this video frightened me
Sounds like you need to book a flight to Indiana
Sounds like you have rabies
What about milk?
similar energy to the "reacting to 10 sea creatures i cant believe exist" video
I’d give my family for a part 2 to that
@@nevebee2389that type of video brings out the best in them fr
I hope milk is on this tierlist
this is the second best thing i have ever seen, number one would probably be that photo of a glass milk with a blue background. keep it up milkmind!
the sketch bit did it for me 😭😭
the fact that they got a 46 minute video out of milk is impressive
they really milked it
Milk was snubbed
so just fuck Alaska then, right? Guess I can’t drink anything now?
contact your state representatives you baby
@@ErieRosewoodabout that...
did i miss it or is there no michigan either 😭😭
@@weinerwater9947there's only like 2/3 of the states on here haha, not all states have an official beverage. Google "state drinks" and you'll find the wikipedia article of em all
And Utah... I mean it's just dr pepper and diet coke but still
Wow this hand puppet is crazy! Didn’t know Graydon was such a good puppeteer. I almost thought there was two people on the screen for a second. Still kinda miss Riley though...
You gotta do state birds or something - feel like Graydon has strong bird opinions
@HIVEMIND do this please
31:19 Riley has such little brother energy 😂
thank u hivemind for exposing big milk’s psyop
This one's got big sibling energy
That sketch bit was actually insane
6:26 this was the strangest bit
That voice is doing horrific damage to my eardrums
@@eliasmsv3156 without a doubt the worst bit they've ever done
@@shrimpscampin Hard disagree
Alaska moose piss snubbed from the tier list
i feel like today they are even weirder then most days
Actually this is one of my favorite videos from them, love the vibe
Really rackin up these hivemind bits for the bracket with these impressions
Graydon Ethel Cain shoutout is everything to me
Sadly surprised milk wasn’t in this video. Fantastic drink! Hope that the next video is better
Milk lobbyists reeling after this one
Naz Reid
Deanthony Melton
Naz Reid
Bogdon Bogdonavic
Malik Monk
Pepe Sanchez
9:10 apparently this is what other islanders call kava, it makes you feel really good
Kind of a social/mood booster, there's a very fascinating culture around it
never a fun of how it numbs your throat tho, the weird light drunk feeling is kinda nice tho
This was my favorite video that you've ever done
That late grandpa joke was classic, can’t believe I’ve never heard or thought of it before lol
Riley thinking that glasses are called tortoise shell because of the shape is too funny. It is because of the pattern. They used to be made of tortoise shell as did guitar picks. Anyways, young Sheldon out!
i didnt know that, thanks Peter
The way to break down anyone who says it the weird way, imagine you’re reading the nominee at the Oscars for the 2012 movie ‘Syrup’.
However you’d feel like you should pronounce it in that setting shows you which way is correct and which way is wrong even if you/your family have always said it wrong.
Because of this video I’m going to lobby my state utah to choose milk as our state beverage
as an ashamed native and resident of Alabama, i felt like its my responsibility to let yall know it’s pronounced “co-neck-uh”
roll tide riley & graydon
war eagle
Like qua deck uh
@@haylhidra8 quadeca sausage when?
@@candamir when you pay up
@@haylhidra8 will you accept mardi gras beads as payment and if so how many
0:19 a genius homophone by Graydon! Eating/Eden
As an Arizonan, at first I was bummed that our state beverage wasn’t a margarita, but after finishing the video, I’m just glad it wasn’t milk like the other 49 states.
You guys need to include a lactose intolerance warning for all that flashing milk
wheres dignan give me dignan i want dignan i got dignan fever!!!!!
true dat
true dat
true dat
true dat
true dat
33:27 this is the best bit ever
I once had somebody tell me that nobody drinks milk and when I said "how many people have you asked?" They said they had asked everybody they knew.
I wish I could have known at the time that it's half the countries state drink.
you gotta get that Dignan guy a hat that says "MY NAME IS DIGNAN" on the front
Sang to the tune of My Name Is Jonas by Weezer
this is my favorite video u guys have ever done
Bro this the most underrated channel right now!
we weren’t off the henny with this one. we were off the milk
The GILK bit goes CRAZYYY.
Gilk bit is unbelievable
Didn’t realize I was attracted to busty alligators but when Riley did that voice it really triggered something deep inside me…
this is my favorite video you guys have ever done. I am just wowed by your creativity!
really excited for GILK after school tonight
One step closer to having Idaho on the channel
Favourite video you ever done!
Riley sure brought his s game!
Wisconsin takes the win!!!
This is actually one of my favs bless up
Hivemind magnum opus right here
This was truly my favorite video you’ve ever done
this and the guess the state motto video and the guess the state by the license plate video are my most favorite videos on all of the internet
This is the Hivemind video equivalent to the 2 month period before your parents announce they're separating
this is by far the best video you’ve ever done
The sound effect at 21:16 was crazy goated editing.
I'm glad you included Moxie because every Mainer I know either hates it or only drinks it because no one else they know likes it, so it doesn't get stolen
Even for modern hivemind standards this one was a little off the rails
I love you guys man. Since the last time I was watching y’all, I’ve moved out my home town to the other side of the country, got out of poverty, and now am moving back to work a well paying job. Been thinking of y’all’s bits while packing throughout this week. God bless
Edit: you guys and stavros were all I watched during my barback shifts for a year back home
I think this is one of my favorite Hivemind videos
I really liked when you ranked Milk, wasn't expecting to see that on this list!
the physical bits in this vid were crazy
I find it hard to believe there was no milk in this list
This is my favourite Hivmind video.
I’m here to defend coffee milk with my life. Im drinking it right now and it’s GOOD man
I’ve always wanted to try Alabama’s state whiskey, but it comes in this weird triangular bottle that scares me. I wish I had the cone courage.
As an Arkansan, I'm honored that my state was the gilk segment. Gilk is the next bits bracket fave for me.
Riley’s in his prime. Was playing this out loud while walking to the shop and my neighbour walked past at 4:56.
genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve watched a while
had this on in the background legit had to double check there wasn't a guest when Riley was doing the Gilk bit
unironically this is a great video
video of the year fs, should’ve been uploaded to the main channel if we’re being realistic
Ready for Washington to get some flack.
This video made me laugh so hard I cried, so it wasn't a mistake. 😂
this is my favorite video you’ve ever done, because it was a big W for Washington
The gilk kid is a Rick and Morty character for sure
This is my favorite video they've ever done and tortoise necromancy is possible
FYI: Grew up just over the border from Alabama - Conecuh is pronounced "Koh-neck-uh". Also the name of a great sausage brand. Goes well with red beans and rice.
this is hivemind's best video so far. it made me laugh uncontrollably in front of my manager
This is my fav video you guys have ever done
Indiana's drink being water while Gary is situated in it is crazy 💀