Squirt beating out coffee in every single one of it's possible forms might just be the most psychotic take that has ever come out of one of these brackets and that says a lot as it has some SERIOUS competition.
Work was so bad today and I got to come home and watch this, making my day significantly worse. Please do razzleberry peace tea on the next beverage bracket
Choosing Mountain Dew over Sweet Tea is actually insane. I appreciate the root beer love though! Also, I don't know what happened, but as soon as round 1 was over you guys hit some kind of flow state. This video was funny before, but after that point was gold.
Graydon bringing up hummus as a type of coffee and it being retroactively added into the bracket and winning was a really wild decision but hey, this is the kind of brave decision making that resulted in Graydon being cast as Jason Bourne in the upcoming 2024 “Jason Bourne goes to Starline”
I’m laughing man I googled coffee enema and it came up with “There is no scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous.”
u guys should do strawberry fanta, hug barrels, sunkist, pepsi, matcha latte, arizona, shamrock shake, frosty, modelo, lean, belle delphines bathwater etc. for the next one👍👍
Ive been watching you guys so long. i've suffered through your terrible takes, music and otherwise, gotten depressed on how youve absolutely demolished my favorite things. Some days i've contemplated never watching you guys again. But the fact that Squirt won this bracket takes that all away. Finally, the best take in the world. Squirt truly is legendary and it is an honor that you guys see that as well. Thank you hivemind
50:30 the issue with the brackets is that they are RANDOMLY ASSIGNED into slots. If yall made a poll ahead of time and let patreon subscribers or youtube members vote, then that could create the seeding for the bracket, creating more genuine matchups. This prevents something good from being fucked out in the 1st round, and prevents MUG rootbeer from making it to the final 4 because it would have to face better competition early, as it would be a lower seeded drink.
Squirt winning is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. Dignan just walked into my room and won't stop babbling about the fall of Byzantium. He hasn't blinked once
one little known Graydon fact is that the reason Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland is because Graydon took a holiday there in the summer of 2016 and accidentally forgot to bring his wock stash, which is actually his beverage of choice. so i was not surprised to see the wock take home the crown in this bracket! great video !!
the fact that bunbagerg lost to lacroix is genuinely making me ill. every fizzy drink bundaberg makes is the best of it’s kind except for sarsaparilla and cream soda.
really didn’t expect graydons homemade concoction of methamphetamine and pond water to win but it must be really good! i’d love to try it if he ever stops exclusively selling to his primary market of 5th graders and banana republic customers :)
I'd say my favorite beverage is probably a nice glass of milk. It used to be iced tea, but when I was 10 I was drinking iced tea and DJ Grant kicked down my door and shot both of my parents in between their eyes. But I'd still put iced tea at an A! Love you three.
Didn't expect Riley to be so passionate in the Motor Oil vs. Battery Acid matchup! Fun video, though maybe you should lower Graydon's seat a little so we can't see his circuitry. It's indecent and heretical.
that homemade craft rootbeer with like real cane sugar at some mom and pops bookstore in the middle of nowhere in the rockies in a tiny itty bitty town better be on the next one
Minute Maid Lemonade getting knocked out first round makes me irrationally angry Lord knows how much damage it's done because I had possibly one too many
@@Gengar-2 milk is right behind water for me. Crazy they knocked out the only water representation so early. After water has nourished all known life in existence too.
as a scad alum when riley started talking about savannah i had a moment and then when he specifically mentioned my college i had a second, much more confused moment
Riley singing vampire weekend at Graydon was so perfect, I sing that song everytime I get horchata from a local mexican place. Also love giving up the gun, great great songs.
Snapple, Ice flavored sparkling water, Fanta, crush, hella different beers and seltzers, wine, champagne, fireball, (big untapped alcohol sector), hot chocolate, cider, Arizona, Hi-C, Bai… I remember saying Bai when dignan killed my uncle with a chainsaw back in 1932 in the cornfield located 17.4 miles north of Indianapolis.
horchata and sweet tea disrespect is off the charts, i dont say this a lot but im with graydon throughout this one, just like i was by his side on january 7th, 1993.
I want a "things Riley is allergic to Bracket"
Yoooooo
But instead it’s dj grant and Graydon and Riley is behind the camera
yes i’ve been wanting this for ages
and it would be a 3 part series
banger vid right here
"ive never had apple juice" "ive never had milk" "ive never had peanuts" I'm starting to think riley isn't quite qualified to do these things
and he's still 6 foot
Pronouncing "Orangina" like "vagina" is certainly a powerful choice
Especially paired with Sunny D. Perfect innuendo combo.
Genuinely how is it pronounced then?
@@trapamoto oran jeena
@@trapamoto ORANĐINA
@@trapamotooranjeena
Can we get a Riley’s allergy bracket already
You guys should do this like the music ones... where you have to taste each one in the first round and then you can decide more well informed
Then they may as well call the show good mythical morning
@@zachmull5610i was gonna say 😂 but it’s more relatable with there two guys
_this isn't buzzfeed_
Riley can’t eat/drink most of stuff so I don’t think it would be fun for them…
What why?
Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “shaved cat”. This is not an innuendo
I get it. You literally just can’t wait to see that bald lil’ puss. #relatableAF
don't we all
Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “shaved cat”. This is an innuendo
Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “innuendo”. This is not a shaved cat
Idk man the quotations make me think you wanna see something else
The energy in this one was different. So adversarial, like roommates who are just over each other’s bullshit. I loved it.
"it's two syllables, you fuckass" has immediately become one of my favorite throwaway lines
Squirt beating out coffee in every single one of it's possible forms might just be the most psychotic take that has ever come out of one of these brackets and that says a lot as it has some SERIOUS competition.
squirt solos except mtn dew is better
@@layers3458 Both are fucking awful, bottom tier drinks.
Nah squirts amazing and it has a fun name
Red Bull over milk close second
If I'm doing this bracket, Squirt wins for me too. Top Tier drink. BUT, I do recognize that its an insane take - coffee should win for 99% of people.
we cannot look past riley trying to bounce sweet tea in the first round for sunny d 😭😭
I'll never forgive him
Riley is so good at wordplay that he said "Kombucha has a *culture*al problem", and nobody caught the pun.
i dont get it
I would guess he wasn’t thinking about bacteria cultures but I would also probably be wrong shout out Riley gets the better even of his blunders
@@jackpriddy1591so basically
@@MrPeanutToesthank you sweaty muscles
@@jackpriddy1591kombucha is a symbiotic culture
9 months later and this is still easily the worst bracket they've ever made
wasnt expecting graydon to roll in a barrel of root beer and do the “root beer barrel one gulp challenge”… but i’m impressed to say the least
I would be happier with that than squirt winning.
I’m a new hivemind enjoyer and I haven to say what I really enjoy is the contrast between hosts, we have guy and the other guy
Uwu
I never cease to be amazed by how insane the bracket picks always are
I still can't tell if Riley being allergic to everything is a bit or real lol
prob real! i know people like that, you'd be surprised lmfao.
it's real, he's allergic to everything
i agree with the choice of the thug shake being the best drink
do the thug shake
🤣🤣
I'm tryna see your thug shake
Diggy put a 44. to my head and forced me to do the thug shaker for 3 hours
been seeing u in every comment section since like 2018
It’s funny to me that Riley and Grant have so much in common that Graydon’s opinion pretty much never matters unless he agrees with them
Work was so bad today and I got to come home and watch this, making my day significantly worse. Please do razzleberry peace tea on the next beverage bracket
i'm consuming razzleberry right now (・o・)
@@myragingwhormoans quite a delectable treat for the taste buds
😂😂😂
Choosing Mountain Dew over Sweet Tea is actually insane. I appreciate the root beer love though! Also, I don't know what happened, but as soon as round 1 was over you guys hit some kind of flow state. This video was funny before, but after that point was gold.
A lot of panera’s drinks have an insane amount of caffeine in them so that might be why it’s having such a mood lifting effect
Didn't expect the Grimmace Shake to win
It tastes like purple I love it
@@mayomonkee836Grimace, I like purple
this video felt especially unlimited and i love it
wow graydon’s explanation behind choosing mtn dew at a restaurant that serves pepsi products felt like he was inside my brain
The realization that chili is a bean so it’s “coffee” was hilarious
Graydon bringing up hummus as a type of coffee and it being retroactively added into the bracket and winning was a really wild decision but hey, this is the kind of brave decision making that resulted in Graydon being cast as Jason Bourne in the upcoming 2024 “Jason Bourne goes to Starline”
we should add water to the next bracket and watch as graydon and grant collectively vote for literal piss to move on lol
the fact that riley reid has never had apple juice is crazy
Riley Reid 💀
Dr. Pepper losing in round 1 is criminal
i agree fully with every fiber of my, and all my direct line decedents, beings.
Dr P solos this whole bracket no problem 😊
it was up against horchata what can you do
Maybe the most egregious upset of any of their brackets
@@jtkuch3087 no dr pepper sucks
I’m laughing man I googled coffee enema and it came up with “There is no scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous.”
Dr Pepper not moving on past round one over Horchata is a crime
u guys should do strawberry fanta, hug barrels, sunkist, pepsi, matcha latte, arizona, shamrock shake, frosty, modelo, lean, belle delphines bathwater etc. for the next one👍👍
You forgot come and blood
Shamrock shake is actually goated. Tastes like mint and then like key lime, which sounds odd but so good
Also sparkling ice
Add diet coke and it'll win
Ive been watching you guys so long. i've suffered through your terrible takes, music and otherwise, gotten depressed on how youve absolutely demolished my favorite things. Some days i've contemplated never watching you guys again. But the fact that Squirt won this bracket takes that all away. Finally, the best take in the world. Squirt truly is legendary and it is an honor that you guys see that as well. Thank you hivemind
"A Pixie stick mixed with metal" is one of my favourite quotes
50:30 the issue with the brackets is that they are RANDOMLY ASSIGNED into slots. If yall made a poll ahead of time and let patreon subscribers or youtube members vote, then that could create the seeding for the bracket, creating more genuine matchups. This prevents something good from being fucked out in the 1st round, and prevents MUG rootbeer from making it to the final 4 because it would have to face better competition early, as it would be a lower seeded drink.
Immediately pushing Tussionex, Wockhardt, Actavis, and Tris to the finals was an odd choice, but you guys got it!
Nah that was the right choice
“Squirting across the finish line” 😂💀
My vulgar parrot died from drinking some alcohol I left near his cage, Tequila Mockingbird
legitimately the mr pibb and jarritos round killed me. my two favorites
Once you do enough brackets, y'all should do a bracket winners bracket, where its just every single bracket winner duking it out
Can't believe you missed the opportunity to call milk + red bull = bull's milk
I believe it
🤤
Squirt winning is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. Dignan just walked into my room and won't stop babbling about the fall of Byzantium. He hasn't blinked once
Graydon is the real drink. A tall drink of water.
one little known Graydon fact is that the reason Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland is because Graydon took a holiday there in the summer of 2016 and accidentally forgot to bring his wock stash, which is actually his beverage of choice. so i was not surprised to see the wock take home the crown in this bracket! great video !!
the fact that bunbagerg lost to lacroix is genuinely making me ill. every fizzy drink bundaberg makes is the best of it’s kind except for sarsaparilla and cream soda.
5:49 the way Riley gets quite when he cusses is so funny 😭
I now know the crushing despair of having your #1 pick (Dr Pepper) get eliminated first round. How dare you
You can take a seat, Dr. Horchata will be with you shortly.
really didn’t expect graydons homemade concoction of methamphetamine and pond water to win but it must be really good! i’d love to try it if he ever stops exclusively selling to his primary market of 5th graders and banana republic customers :)
Vitamin water over cream soda might be one of the worst things I’ve ever heard
I'd say my favorite beverage is probably a nice glass of milk. It used to be iced tea, but when I was 10 I was drinking iced tea and DJ Grant kicked down my door and shot both of my parents in between their eyes. But I'd still put iced tea at an A! Love you three.
what a small world! the same thing happened to me! expect i was drinking grapefruit juice
@@sp1ralg1rl no way! Wow, I really have no unique experience XD
@@tdoeswhatever_ well i would say it is unique since i am your ghost that’s reliving your past to prepare you for death. so it’s unique to us
Milk is most of what I drink. I can't eat a meal without milk
i've found my people
Dr. Pepper going out in the first round triggered my fight or flight response
Love these videos!! Wish these guys would just kiss already!! 😂😂😂
Having some Jarritos appreciation is BEAUTIFUL.
Dr Pepper not winning or let alone getting out of the first round is making me wanna jump infront of a train. Great video guys :)
Couldn't agree more
coke better
Dr. Pepper is my winner for sure
Horchata though
Someone's never enjoyed a good horchataaa
riley going all in for barqs is so real and so important
Riley’s worst takes bracket next!!
Love how when Graydon is talking about his arm breaking he leaves it on the table for a little bit like it was with the pillow😭
I dont know about anyone else, but I thought Riley's hat was a creature with a big ole' mustache for WAY too long
so brave to eliminate Diggy juice first round
Gadamn you guys murdered this bracket holy shit
Minute maid lemonade is like, "is there aluminum foil in this"
Squirt being piss is a feature not a bug
This is the funniest bracket they've ever done
Graydon saying there's one flavor of apple juice was wild to me
My favorite part is when Graydon rolled out a barrel of root beer for the one gulp root beer barrel challenge, honestly impressed
The fact water didn't even earn a spot on the board is abominable😭
Didn't expect Riley to be so passionate in the Motor Oil vs. Battery Acid matchup! Fun video, though maybe you should lower Graydon's seat a little so we can't see his circuitry. It's indecent and heretical.
this was one of the most unhinged videos ive seen them do ever
Not having dr. Pepper go through is crazy
Horchata really is better
my favourite thing about hive mind is grang just perishing in the back
I knew going into the video i would cringe but i had no idea... LOVED the video as always! Never change guys.
that homemade craft rootbeer with like real cane sugar at some mom and pops bookstore in the middle of nowhere in the rockies in a tiny itty bitty town better be on the next one
No water on this bracket is CRAZY.
The fact that IBC was brought up more than once but was not on the bracket shows that it has to be in the next one
Minute Maid Lemonade getting knocked out first round makes me irrationally angry Lord knows how much damage it's done because I had possibly one too many
Water is not a beverage
To be fair to Riley, the Panera green tea is life-changing.
You guys look like people my father would have warned me to stay away from. Love it!
in hospital right now this couldn’t have come at a better time. Love you guys ❤️
I hate apple juice and now I hate Graydon for GASLIGHTING Riley into thinking hes missing out. >:(
We're going back in time to the first HIVEMIND Beverage Bracket to get mustard out of Grant's pants.
red bull over milk is one of the first picks in these brackets that actually infuriated me lmaooo
ikr like wtf
@@Gengar-2 milk is right behind water for me.
Crazy they knocked out the only water representation so early. After water has nourished all known life in existence too.
no beer on this bracket is frankly outrageous
graydon is so right about coconut water. justice for coconut
was dasani really the representation for the ENTIRE world of water
The Chug Jug, of Fortnite fame, was unlucky to be snubbed in the final.
Wow, didn’t expect grant’s sweet, sweet semen to win the bracket guys! Always great to see you chaps again❤
It literally did
Can't wait until Graydon discovers that 0 proof liquor already exists
this is dreadful, thanks.
11:05 'minute maid lemonade out of a can' was hella melodic. God is high and therefore as am I.
as a scad alum when riley started talking about savannah i had a moment and then when he specifically mentioned my college i had a second, much more confused moment
45:36 the little “he-“ after graydon said bean is killing me
i need a courtroom style transcript of this video tattooed on my body, i laughed so hard
Riley singing vampire weekend at Graydon was so perfect, I sing that song everytime I get horchata from a local mexican place. Also love giving up the gun, great great songs.
Dr. Pepper losing in the first round to rice milk is the most Hivemind shit ever
Snapple, Ice flavored sparkling water, Fanta, crush, hella different beers and seltzers, wine, champagne, fireball, (big untapped alcohol sector), hot chocolate, cider, Arizona, Hi-C, Bai… I remember saying Bai when dignan killed my uncle with a chainsaw back in 1932 in the cornfield located 17.4 miles north of Indianapolis.
>there's only 1 type of apple juice
Apple mango juice has entered the chat
The Kelp Shake from SpongeBob was robbed of a placement on this bracket.
horchata and sweet tea disrespect is off the charts, i dont say this a lot but im with graydon throughout this one, just like i was by his side on january 7th, 1993.
squirt winning is the best opinion i've seen on either of the channels. it's truly a nectar from the gods