Ridiculous News Headline Tier List

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  • BREAKING NEWS: we take a look at some ridiculous news headlines and rank them tier list style here on HIVEMIND UNLIMITED
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  • @justsam4572
    @justsam4572 Місяць тому +1811

    y’all didn’t have to put my lowest moment as the thumbnail but I’ll still tune in

    • @taigus-sv4vq
      @taigus-sv4vq Місяць тому +30

      They did you dirty Sam 😢

    • @dksjskjdjdj
      @dksjskjdjdj Місяць тому +9

      u still listen to travis scott?

    • @justsam4572
      @justsam4572 Місяць тому

      @@dksjskjdjdj fuck yeah

    • @rorye6952
      @rorye6952 Місяць тому +16

      Some would say it was one of your higher moments

    • @xGRF1
      @xGRF1 Місяць тому +7

      Lowest?

  • @14HourTechnicolorDream
    @14HourTechnicolorDream Місяць тому +1170

    guys i applied for the role of "Riley" like a month ago and i still haven't gotten an email? even my agent called.. i really need this gig right now

    • @Helsinki40268
      @Helsinki40268 Місяць тому +27

      Yo figure 8 pfp!

    • @northmount2282
      @northmount2282 Місяць тому +26

      the gig economy can be so stressful!!

    • @base4yrface
      @base4yrface Місяць тому +27

      Good thing he's going to be kicked off soon due to his comments, they have an open casting call for the part of Riley soon

    • @colinbrash
      @colinbrash Місяць тому +11

      Yeah cause your references didn’t come through, Mr Stinky.

    • @zackswitch9656
      @zackswitch9656 Місяць тому +6

      Tbh I think the Riley role should be axed for a better character.

  • @thomas_delaney
    @thomas_delaney Місяць тому +1026

    Can’t believe yall missed the headline “Connecticut man traveling 45mph nearly runs over woman in Burlington coat factory parking lot”

    • @reiemg
      @reiemg Місяць тому +12

      that was me

    • @mosespf
      @mosespf Місяць тому +26

      as a fellow Connecticut person thats just the tip of the iceberg here

    • @FredrickFreaker
      @FredrickFreaker Місяць тому +10

      only 45mph??

    • @ASOUE
      @ASOUE Місяць тому +64

      Incredible reference

    • @bankrolDiggy
      @bankrolDiggy Місяць тому +12

      What was he driving, r8?

  • @jkmovin
    @jkmovin Місяць тому +361

    I am entirely befuddled and gobsmacked that neither of them recognised the absolute classic that is Does Bruno Mars is Gay?

    • @14HourTechnicolorDream
      @14HourTechnicolorDream Місяць тому +10

      or GAY CAVEMAN

    • @cassidyauld6413
      @cassidyauld6413 Місяць тому +7

      thanks, i submitted that one!

    • @CapslockGoD
      @CapslockGoD Місяць тому +8

      classic game grumps bit too

    • @press_x_tojason
      @press_x_tojason Місяць тому +1

      “Classic Game Grumps bit” and it is just someone else’s joke, drawn out to be inherently unfunny.

  • @matiasihlo2762
    @matiasihlo2762 Місяць тому +355

    The Beatles used to have a pp measuring competition every year and john always won the first few years but one day paul came into the studio with a willy twice as big and went on to win every year untill the band ended. It was as if he was a whole different person

    • @samylemzaoui2298
      @samylemzaoui2298 Місяць тому +35

      now why did i google it to check

    • @hiero_4097
      @hiero_4097 Місяць тому +19

      ​@samylemzaoui2298 is it true

    • @KavsLockedOut
      @KavsLockedOut Місяць тому +12

      @@hiero_4097 yes

    • @samylemzaoui2298
      @samylemzaoui2298 Місяць тому

      @@hiero_4097 google it

    • @FallingEastward
      @FallingEastward Місяць тому +13

      ​@hiero_4097 just checked, there's an interview with Ringo where he states that George had always been the longest so there's that debunked

  • @WhosDylan
    @WhosDylan Місяць тому +107

    "Zineas and Herb" is actually top tier

  • @FredrickFreaker
    @FredrickFreaker Місяць тому +434

    “Suspect under arrest in Michigan for illegally selling grackles without a license”

  • @treyturner9707
    @treyturner9707 Місяць тому +138

    graydon really shot himself in the foot with his catholic priest rant, but then he got me right back on board with the missing kids argument

    • @casadastraphobia
      @casadastraphobia 23 дні тому

      Not unlike when Dignan shot (something something hivemind comment joke)

  • @Austin_3000
    @Austin_3000 Місяць тому +181

    I cant even watch the news anymore since Dignan started his reign of terror

  • @SUBMACHINEGOTH
    @SUBMACHINEGOTH Місяць тому +150

    No fucking way they did a 6 minutes long bit about searching a dead kid vs searching the loch ness monster

  • @Julien_Flowers
    @Julien_Flowers Місяць тому +75

    Didn't know friend of the show and musician Quebec was part of a 18 million dollar syrup heist. 😮

    • @madfisch473
      @madfisch473 Місяць тому +13

      he even confessed in his album “i didn’t mean to steal 18 million dollars worth of syrup”

    • @Julien_Flowers
      @Julien_Flowers Місяць тому +1

      @@madfisch473 it all makes so much sense now

  • @danielmagee8637
    @danielmagee8637 Місяць тому +23

    They fail to recognize the possibility of a pre-existing longer corpse from someone who used to be the tallest man in the world.

  • @Pocket_Jake
    @Pocket_Jake Місяць тому +117

    i measure everything in taylor swifts i've always done that

  • @SimplyMattis
    @SimplyMattis Місяць тому +72

    Finally a video for viewers who don't know shit about music or movies, but do know what super tuesday is

    • @HearingWall7238
      @HearingWall7238 Місяць тому +8

      What is super tuesday

    • @dudemanguy3912
      @dudemanguy3912 Місяць тому +22

      ​@HearingWall7238 clearly this video isn't for you

  • @familyguycutawaygag
    @familyguycutawaygag Місяць тому +38

    analyzing the beatles jerk circle like the zapruder film is crazy

  • @manzington
    @manzington Місяць тому +230

    She [first half of title] on my [second half of title] ‘til I HIVEMIND Unlimited (I have no friends)

    • @fortino6029
      @fortino6029 Місяць тому +27

      ridiculous news head on my line tier list

    • @catcatharsismusic
      @catcatharsismusic Місяць тому +20

      SHE She [first half of title] on my ON MY [second half of title] ‘til I TIL I HIVEMIND Unlimited (I have no friends)

    • @OK-qj9lw
      @OK-qj9lw Місяць тому +6

      ⁠@@catcatharsismusicshe She “[first half of my title on my [second half of title]” on my “ ‘til I HIVEMIND Unlimited” ‘til I “(I have no friends)”

    • @01neveroddoreven10
      @01neveroddoreven10 Місяць тому +4

      She hive on my mind til I headline

    • @spenserwalker4361
      @spenserwalker4361 Місяць тому +8

      Congratulations on not getting COVID!🎉

  • @gbar8569
    @gbar8569 Місяць тому +38

    "Sir, a second tower has just hit the plane" might be S tier ngl

  • @blunderbass851
    @blunderbass851 Місяць тому +73

    My mind is totally hived

  • @CakeHeadYTChannel
    @CakeHeadYTChannel Місяць тому +40

    I feel like Riley is still mad about the gabapentin thing

  • @aezidoubleu
    @aezidoubleu Місяць тому +15

    The hivemind unlimited background always makes me feel like im watching imposters

  • @SasMuffin427
    @SasMuffin427 Місяць тому +15

    some solid picks but nothing that tops "large boulder the size of a small boulder"

  • @123brendan12
    @123brendan12 Місяць тому +6

    “Man arrested for smuggling Egyptian Salamanders into El Salvador, its SO illegal”

  • @Leo-st9ti
    @Leo-st9ti Місяць тому +40

    Dear Riley, this video has left a profound impact on me. My mom just ascended from triple cancer and after what happened back in 2003 I’ve been struggling. As June approaches and the cherry blossom perishes, I feel my slip loosen. My mind feels like an empty cave, echoing everything put in. My soul is gone, I’m simply just existing now as the bells toll grows louder. Btw could you guys please give me my house back? This game isn’t funny anymore..
    Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

  • @makesomething4093
    @makesomething4093 Місяць тому +24

    28:26 I want to believe he got this mis-pronunciation ingrained in him from the ridiculous announcer from Pokémon Stadium.
    He would say “IT BARROWED UNDERGROUND!”

  • @LilAnnThrax
    @LilAnnThrax Місяць тому +16

    I would love a "love is love unless you're an armadillo" sticker

  • @BurnAfterEating
    @BurnAfterEating Місяць тому +9

    please make a part two so you can include my hometowns infamous "Man forced way into home, made frozen spaghetti and clams, police say"

  • @Squidditch
    @Squidditch Місяць тому +18

    We being blessed with hivemind content recently

  • @ohyeah4399
    @ohyeah4399 Місяць тому +14

    dead kid vs loch ness monster is a crazy matchup

  • @jonsve4948
    @jonsve4948 Місяць тому +13

    instant green background classic

  • @neverrsober
    @neverrsober Місяць тому +12

    graydons thighs looking huge today

    • @kubahavelka9556
      @kubahavelka9556 Місяць тому

      Wow you're right, those are some chunky big boy fuck-me hippo thighs

  • @k2a2l2
    @k2a2l2 Місяць тому +10

    the bruno mars one is one of the greatest of all time, a true classic

  • @youngmanomg
    @youngmanomg Місяць тому +6

    missed opportunity on that last one cause the full headline is "The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?". The entire article is insane and classic

  • @erikkarlsson6815
    @erikkarlsson6815 Місяць тому +11

    The congregation diddler goes hard tho

  • @bellsyo72
    @bellsyo72 Місяць тому +10

    I screenshotted a news article that said "Antisemitism rally planned Sunday in [my city]"... It was for Antisemitism awareness week

  • @biscuittactician
    @biscuittactician Місяць тому +2

    watched this while i was playing minecraft and i kept thinking a creeper was about to go off with their choice of sound effect when giving a ranking

  • @mortezz1268
    @mortezz1268 Місяць тому +4

    Hernanes' saddest backflip was because he scored against his former team

    • @mortezz1268
      @mortezz1268 Місяць тому +2

      Also it created the subreddit r/saddestbackflip which is full of ridiculous sports headlines

  • @Randomjackass135
    @Randomjackass135 Місяць тому +4

    A “river of Vyvanse”. Wow. We really all lived the same life. So many Pall Malls, so many reds.

  • @rainerochsofficial
    @rainerochsofficial Місяць тому +3

    guys you forgot “man opens amusement park dedicated to pulled pork under the influence of gabapentin”

  • @disphing
    @disphing Місяць тому +4

    how could they forget about zynldlish gambino

  • @haleys_hus
    @haleys_hus Місяць тому +5

    episode 2 gotta have "kim kardashian touches down in pete davidson's native new york city"

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 Місяць тому +10

    Need y'all to know that I'm autistic and while it's inconsequential it makes me viscerally angry every time you film in front of the green wall instead of the yellow room

    • @ianumathews5922
      @ianumathews5922 19 днів тому +1

      Hopefully this doesn’t make it worse for you but the fact that they are at a flat wall and not a corner also gets to me 😭

  • @EditsbyM
    @EditsbyM Місяць тому +1

    there's an entire subreddit dedicated to similar football headlines to "saddest backflip".

  • @snfriedm
    @snfriedm Місяць тому +12

    2 hives in a few days???? cmon hive mind you don’t have to spoil us like that. no seriously you don’t.

  • @violetskypilot6697
    @violetskypilot6697 Місяць тому +3

    for like 2 seconds at 34:49, graydon had raw Wayne from Letterkenny energy, could feel the produce stand squint from here

  • @staccato2
    @staccato2 Місяць тому +4

    GRAYDONS THIGHS😀

  • @tatianaxx5000
    @tatianaxx5000 Місяць тому +7

    My favorite alpha male podcast

  • @karldubois5821
    @karldubois5821 Місяць тому +1

    12:29
    Super hyped they finally shouted me out! Love you guys

  • @ethan_dollard
    @ethan_dollard Місяць тому +10

    where are the headlines about the crimes dignan committed overseas

  • @d360_
    @d360_ Місяць тому +4

    Should do another episode where it’s just Florida Man headlines

  • @clam6254
    @clam6254 Місяць тому +3

    riley is confused about zynnachino, wait till he finds out what al pacino is going by nowadays…

  • @ttig4044
    @ttig4044 Місяць тому +3

    Grayden could give Fantanos thighs a run for their money.

  • @vikings4life547
    @vikings4life547 Місяць тому

    I love this style of videos!

  • @stellar1526
    @stellar1526 Місяць тому +2

    as a canadian its always amusing to see americans say "qwuh-beck" when they try to pronounce quebec. its whimsical, like the pogo stick based crime i did not commit in 1998.

  • @Scalien
    @Scalien Місяць тому +19

    she Ridiculous News Headline on my Tier List till I HIVEMIND UNLIMITED

  • @YuutsuSekai_
    @YuutsuSekai_ Місяць тому +2

    You guys should do a hivemind limited reading the Does Bruno Mars Is Gay story! It’s an experience

  • @kubahavelka9556
    @kubahavelka9556 Місяць тому +1

    Just two guys having an unlimited amounts of fun

  • @raventrunite6459
    @raventrunite6459 Місяць тому +1

    omg ! honi soit (first headline) is the student paper at usyd (a uni in sydney australia) !!!

  • @t0xen635
    @t0xen635 Місяць тому +1

    really going back to s2 w/a tier list

  • @user-yp3oz6st7d
    @user-yp3oz6st7d Місяць тому +3

    jokes are funny, set is great, but the two mic setup changes the auditory vibe in a way that i’m not sure i like, maybe it sounds too professional

  • @joshklapperich9416
    @joshklapperich9416 Місяць тому +2

    minion memes tierlist

  • @iceboarding4462
    @iceboarding4462 Місяць тому +1

    Nice Hum shirt, Riley!!

  • @theprettyoftheodd7997
    @theprettyoftheodd7997 Місяць тому +1

    it's about time for the news

  • @lilhotdish
    @lilhotdish 28 днів тому +2

    All time best channel to sleep to!

  • @benaylward9288
    @benaylward9288 Місяць тому +1

    Riley’s Hum shirt is so fire

  • @thejunklord812
    @thejunklord812 Місяць тому +1

    Never thought i’d Hernanes’s name on Hivemind. He backflipped after scoring against his previous team (Lazio) and it didn’t go down too well.

  • @sean6285
    @sean6285 Місяць тому

    I didn’t expect Hernanes to be mentioned in a hivemind video ever 😂

  • @lu-qx9gw
    @lu-qx9gw Місяць тому

    i love the people laughing in the background

  • @Bug3ater2
    @Bug3ater2 Місяць тому +1

    Still adjusting to the new set. Didn't know the table was hiding diggys absolute trunks of legs

  • @andynachos2045
    @andynachos2045 Місяць тому +1

    Dignan is giving me uncanny valley in the thumbnail

  • @SkillSyrup
    @SkillSyrup Місяць тому

    That picnic table incident happened in my home town lol

  • @taiyaki4141
    @taiyaki4141 Місяць тому

    recently learned my teacher is a hivemind fan, very scary discovery that i may never recover from

  • @WhosDylan
    @WhosDylan Місяць тому +6

    I'm honestly struggling really hard to stay motivated in school and every day seems so challenging. I just really want to thank everyone at Hivemind. Thank you for making my life seem a little easier and for giving me time to just sit and laugh. It helps me out more than anything and I'll forever be grateful for you guys, the friends I never met. ❤

    • @whatatimetobealive524
      @whatatimetobealive524 Місяць тому

      when you give up that's when you fucked up get your fucking racks up

  • @kaleehall6271
    @kaleehall6271 Місяць тому

    riley’s mood in this one is so different than usual!! still, great vid boys❤️

  • @myragingwhormoans
    @myragingwhormoans Місяць тому +3

    can't believe they've never seen does bruno mars is gay

  • @cologne4965
    @cologne4965 Місяць тому +3

    She go hivemind mode on my unlimited

  • @yourstruly4536
    @yourstruly4536 Місяць тому +1

    riley looks like he shouldn't be taller than a cartoon mouse door

  • @blakehagins3069
    @blakehagins3069 Місяць тому +1

    My favorite hivemind bit
    23:50 - 26:06

  • @chanceprine
    @chanceprine 21 день тому

    We really gotta buy a couple of ferns for this set

  • @funnyguy1203
    @funnyguy1203 Місяць тому +2

    wait... im REALLY confused. why did the dignan-looking guy say he liked the taylor swift meteor headline then put it in F tier later????

  • @accenon_
    @accenon_ Місяць тому

    graydons body double's doing a great job in this

  • @crimson2209
    @crimson2209 Місяць тому

    this video is just as unhinged as the last one but in a totally different way

  • @BeDjeRenD
    @BeDjeRenD Місяць тому

    We making it out of the dark murky waters of comedy with this one

  • @strandiam
    @strandiam Місяць тому +2

    Maybe the picnic table had a pole hole. ⛱

  • @Thatsjusthewayitis
    @Thatsjusthewayitis Місяць тому +32

    All these headlines about the terrible things Dignan apparently did are ridiculous

  • @gonzaloalva126
    @gonzaloalva126 Місяць тому

    Riley be looking super nervous, almost like he knew what happend to that child in 1996 in Fargo, North Dakota

  • @subtleknife1
    @subtleknife1 Місяць тому

    Spotlight meets call me by your name LOL

  • @BigCon55
    @BigCon55 Місяць тому +1

    This room isn’t yellow enough

  • @Cole-beech-tree
    @Cole-beech-tree Місяць тому

    riley lashing out in this number

  • @_calebdylan
    @_calebdylan Місяць тому +4

    quebeca

  • @mollysockmonkey
    @mollysockmonkey Місяць тому +2

    riley’s fit kinda eating

  • @Ahhghghh
    @Ahhghghh Місяць тому +2

    Calling dead kids elusive is hilarious

  • @JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd
    @JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd Місяць тому

    grayson looks like british mr beast in this thumbnail

  • @me8058
    @me8058 Місяць тому +2

    Why is there two dudes talking about news??
    I came here to watch Titanic

  • @dir.byliam
    @dir.byliam Місяць тому

    if the turkey bit doesn't enter bits bracket i will cry

  • @gup5774
    @gup5774 Місяць тому

    Now we just need a, "Guess the story based off the headline."

  • @funty420
    @funty420 Місяць тому

    Not used to seeing graydons legs like this. 6'4" you say....to shreds you say...

  • @emily23122h
    @emily23122h Місяць тому +1

    she ridiculous news head on my line til i tierlist

  • @Ikea_Enjoyer
    @Ikea_Enjoyer Місяць тому +2

    why did graydon get the mrbeast treatment on the thumbnail

  • @compenceTV
    @compenceTV Місяць тому

    Hivemind is responsible for "david beckham almond nipples" being in my search history

  • @dylanburris9593
    @dylanburris9593 Місяць тому +1

    does bruno mars is gay brought me back to the game grumps era 😢