James Acaster's Best Taskmaster Moments
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
- 'I'm really good now' - some of the best bits of James Acaster on Taskmaster Series 7.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
I’d love it if they brought James back for a special episode... but only him and he doesn’t find out until they’re in the studio.
I want them to bring back all the worst players for a series together
@@lorikeeland4238 that'd be perfect
James would be great in a crazy America / Britain comedy flick.
He just walks on stage alone
@@lorikeeland4238 he rocked that video game challenge.
According to Wikipedia, James used to be a teaching assistant. Imagine turning on the tv and seeing your former teacher waving his pants around on a stick.
That's just a Tuesday here in Florida
And Greg was a teacher for years.. Imagine turning on your tv and seeing him kissing Alex Horne or making out with Ed Sheeran. A challenging but ultimately-rewarding wank for sure.
@@TheRepublicOfJohn Must've been especially surreal for any of Greg's real life students who saw the Inbetweeners.
@@linkholder In Florida you're lucky if it's your former teacher and not your current teacher.
@@TheRepublicOfJohn don't forget giggling over repeatedly writing "bad dong" as answers for a quiz show.
James dresses like it's school picture day in 1994.
and looks awesome while doing it
I love his style though
Tired Of This Shit me too, his style is so good
*excellently
It's so good. Paisley makes me crazely.
This guy is really good at thinking outside The circle.
But not inside it. He can't think in there.
yeh bc they're eyes so of course
Es tut mir leid, why are you sorry?
The same way Romesh is good at thinking outside the box.
My eyes are circles
"My eyes are circles" my gut almost burst.
477 people are good boys and girls. Yes. You're welcome. I do deserve this.
m y gut did burst every time this skull boi has my heart
WHY?
this is my first 1k likes comment. neat.
Way to play it cool bro
I was there for the hula episode, and the studio was genuinely outraged that his second attempt didn't count
Wow, if the studio felt like that then I dread to think how the audience felt
LUL
It lead to a dang good moment afterwards when he just went ballistic on everyone. Honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen
Oooh. *Jealous* So- what was that like? I'm in the US, and my chances of getting to something like this... it's so damn laughable. Please humor a prisoner...
It absolutely should have. I am also outraged.
seeing james next to greg you'd think they were an average and very tall man but no, james is very tall and greg is presumably an avatar of zeus
He’s like 5’10 he’s not that tall
gregs 6'8 im pretty sure
@@harrysmithson8459 average UK height for a man is 5'9. So, technically, he's tall.
@@harrysmithson8459 he's 6'1 tho, he said it when they built the extension. Now idk if that's considered tall in the UK cos I don't live there
I met Greg with my sis who is 5' 3 and he made her look like a ten year old. He is enormous. Also a very nice bloke.
You can really tell James experienced a war flashback when Greg took him aside like that
That was pure trauma and minimal acting
Greg's school teacher really showed there
I mean, if someone with nearly a foot on me and a very strong teacher aura suddenly started walking at me like that, I'd go into fight or flight too
(To be clear, I mean nearly a foot on James. Greg has over a foot and a half on me-I'd probably reach his elbows)
I thought it was actually the nicest Greg was to him. Poor James.
Phil is such a bully for putting James in that. And the way he just stares at James and Greg as they went to the side. Like a mean boy.
@@stupidfanboyph what do you think Phil did?
I like when James is getting scolded the two ladies are dying laughing, but the two guys are having flashbacks of repressed memories
Hahaha too true. I would be as well - just like being back at school 😑
ManchesterRed had a stroke mate?
@@basil-nl6su genuinely no idea how or why or what happened. Sorry! Have cleared the nonsense now and will be sat over in the corner feeling embarrassed.
Alex tries to stop Greg from standing-up and then thinks better of it.
ManchesterRed relatable
I died laughing when Greg went full teacher mode after James swore at him, and scolded him. You can just tell James instantly knows he fucked up by their faces.
I'm pretty sure that was all acted by Greg though.
So what did James actually say I'm so confused
@@jax3548 "just open the box, you pussy"
@@jax3548 c u (in the) nt
@@jax3548 "Just open the box you pussy"
“Is that a boulder *or* is it a big rock??”💀
That was in reference to Frank Skinner's boulder task in series 1.
@@aseemsharma1427 I can remember that one when they had to get the boulder as far as they can in a time limit. It was hilarious😂
I died
@@aseemsharma1427 Holy shit you might be right, because Acaster is a big fan of the show, and he's just the kind of borderline autistic personality (in a neutral/good way; I'm autistic too) to work that kind of reference in as well. I never thought of that...
@@martinmaguire-music6692 I mean if I ever met greg I would for sure address him as 'your lordship'
When anyone ever asks me what Chaotic good is, I just point them in the direction of James Acaster... He is like the joker, only good...
Phelix Kelevra or Chaotic neutral?
@@boiledkettles6066 Yes, perhaps neutral... Chaotic for sure though ;)
Phelix Kelevra all he is is chaotic energy
he's in his own category which i like to call chaotic chaotic
Nobody has ever asked you that.
You can tell Greg Davies used to be a teacher, eh?
I've been a child-daycare-teacher and my inner Pedagogic Worker always comes out when there's drunk people around me. They act the same as children.
There'll be a party, people enjoying themselves, talking about things and I'll be sitting on the floor next to the drunk ones, going; 'No...no..Jeremy..you are nót going to take another sip of that vodka. Jeremy, you've had enough and you just puked, you cannot wash- JEREMY what did I say?! Give that to me, now! And..oh..no...no, don't cry, it's okay, I didn't mean to hurt- OH NO, nót on the couch, quick, someone get a bucket!"
@@Widdekuu91 you sound like fun
@@chungomungo1130
I am :) Unless your idea of fun is scrubbing the fabric-covered-couch with a sponge to get the bits of tomato-sauce out. In that case, I'm no fun at all.
@@Widdekuu91 but why would you take the time and energy to do that? Sorry for being rude but it sounds like you enjoy talking down to others whom are in a lower position, like children en drunks...
Not a real teacher - just drama.
Nobody’s talking about how legendary of a song “Over My Shoulder” is. Shoutout to Clump Stump for that instant classic.
I unironically love it
It's like a Django Django song
Is that a Boulder, or a big rock?
It sounds really similar to "Over and Over and Over" by Jack White
Ikr?
I was expecting James to do the craziest stuff this series but you have to hand it to Rhod
He’s a loony rules lawyer
"by now you may be thinking it's probably gonna be you who loses the bottoms, right?"
- I wasn't thinking that.
"oh well you should start thinking that"
He was simply terrific :D
Pissflaps
Never forget Tim key though
My favorite in my opinion was Jessica because of her air horn impression! 😂
Dude isn't even chaotic neutral he is just chaotic and I love it
Chaotic neutral is the same as just chaotic, right?
Yeah that doesn't mean anything
It makes me a little sad every time Alex’s “Hello, James” goes unreciprocated.
He did tweet "Bye Alex" after the last episode aired, it was really sweet
Part of me slightly dies, apart from his tweet “Bye Alex”
I think it’s because it’s not part of the task to say hi to Alex
Ik it's so sad...
He has a twitter?
This guy is an enigma. He's like dr. pepper. You dont know why but you like him
J send him back; he’s too dr peppery...
@@alyssajade6802 i wonder what theyre gonna change :D
Dr. Jesus H Pepper
And after you have consumed him, you get very energetic.
I have a ferret named Dr. Pepper, and I love her because she is a brown, bubbly luff-butt.
Not one instance of James getting angry at Rhod? Sacrilege!
Why would they be included in a video about "James Acaster's Best Taskmaster Moments"????
@@tokega Because its one of the best moments of Taskmaster with James Acaster?
@@tokega looks like someone didn't event watch the whole series yet
The extension surely.
@@eggy77 at least the rant about the extension!
Greg: He'll be in a home soon
James: And I will build an extension on that home
How would you leave out when he discovers that Rhod closed the garage? 😫
is taskmaster series avialable online?
i'm not from the UK
@@darkredsrevenge6154 which site tho? prime?netflix?
@@masansr yeah i did that and found stuff xD
search for taskmaster on dailymotion
There’s an app called UKTV which gives you completely free access to many shows including taskmaster
You can see Greg smile for a second before his teacher brain kicks in
I assumed his response was partly dictated by the fact that James had already gone into shock over his own actions.
“i don’t know where that came from” the paniC
I still wanna know what swear he said at that point cause it could just be me but i don't know 😅
@@Kay-cx5ix he said "pussy" I believe
@@cantinasmile either that or the f word
@@Kay-cx5ix he called Greg a pussy for not opening the trick box when he had only got his hands on it. Greg reverted back to his old teaching days to scauld him which makes it all the better
Should do a compilation of James ignoring Alex 😂
Ezzah // ua-cam.com/video/-MxpZOzb9r4/v-deo.html
Looby Loo thank you
Yeees! I've been looking for this
Really?
I was the comments 1000th like
*my eyes are circles*
209 likes from James..
I love how James just listens to his intrusive thoughts
He gave that making the biggest circle task exactly 2 seconds of lucid thought 😂
What I’ll mostly remember from this compilation...
*"PANTS ON A STICK, PANTS ON A STICK!!!"*
Lorna Ginette Harrison well that was a waste of time 😂
Expect the unexpected Baybeh!
James Acaster is my favorite comedian, period. I couldn't believe my luck when I learned that he was appearing at a club within walking distance of my friend's home in Brooklyn, New York. I've never laughed harder in my life.
same here! he did a show in my town last week, in a theatre a 15 minutes down the road from me - sold out but i was lucky enough to get a secondhand ticket and it was amazing 🥰
BORING
David Levy I just discovered him last month and I am completely obsessed. So sad I missed him in Bklyn. I live in Bklyn.
I envy you
Always loved him ! So funny and cute!
sean lock and richard ayoade on taskmaster would be legendary
I've been hoping for Richard Ayoade so much!
Could happen since it’s moving to channel 4
We need Sean Lock on this show so bad.
With Miles Jupp
@@davesmith2194 is it?
"You're no musician mate" to ALEX HORNE the NERVE Acaster the NERVE
I find it hard to believe that 15 minutes is all you could fill with James Acaster's best moments
WE WANT MORE
Talk about a show knowing what the fans want!
Right? Of all the contestants to go first James is without the best to go first. Like who comes next? Wilkinson maybe?
They stole the idea from a channel called stranger Check who do compilations, and they had all James best bits even more than this video but UKTV have seen that he got veiws, blocked his content, and basically remade it
Fuck me. Is this what passes for comedy these days?
@@big_almcc I mean they have every right to, it's their show.
I love your user name.
I'm pretty sure his best moments were every single second he was on
Full version of “Over My Shoulder”. Please and thank you.
As someone with ADHD, James’ outburst (followed by “I don’t know where that came from!!”) is so bloody relatable 😂 and yes, I have been taken aside like that before lmao
GENUINELY I feel like adhd and james acaster just go together very well
I've never been taken aside because I've always been too scared of teachers to say it infront of them.
You’ll always just say something without thinking about it and immediately apologise cos it literally came out of nowhere but they never believe you and it’s so funny but so mortifying
When he starts laughing during the end of “pants on a stick” I melted. So wholesome.
What's funny is that in James' Netflix Special, he was going on about closing cardboard boxes, and he does it the exact way he described here.
That is the opposite of irony
How else do you close a cardboard box without tape?
@@laurennn316 glue
@@jenniferh3479 bubblegum? That weird eye goop animals get in the corner of their eyes?
You don’t know what irony is do you?
When he says "or is it a big rock" I actually crack up every time 😂😂😂
So I always assumed James was like 24 or something, but he was 33 when this aired??
He's full of middle school energy lol
he's a neW boy
yea he's spent
He has a relatively high pitched voice, he doesn’t smoke so there’s nothing to age him, and his haircut also makes him look young. His attitude is very naive and chaotic and full of energy too so he just seems a lot younger than he is. I also thought he was 24 or something. When I found out he dated Louise Ford I was like why would he date that old lady? But I was surprised to find they’re close in age
@@sofiaguerrero0969 I'm sorry, did you just call a 30-something year old woman an "old lady"?
I'd forgotten James getting completely drunk on the existence of circles
“Myyyyy parents”
Same
That yellow suit will haunt my nightmares
It's a track suit made famous by Bruce Lee
@@Asmov I don't recall Bruce Lee's tracksuit making me be able to see the shape of his egg roll
Exactly, that Hulu scene with all the thrusting made me want to rip out my circle eyes
@@jj5643 Not liking that you want to rip out your circle eyes but liking that I'm not alone in that sentiment...
I absolutely love how he never acknowledges people when they say hello
SAY YOUR OWN NAME
Lol no only Alex 😂😂😂
I do too
i absolutely love the callback to the bit on his netflix special when he folds the flaps on the cardboard box to fit that perfect all-over-all-under form
Was genuinely prepared to see Greg snap James in half like a twig for the box incident but then I remembered Greg was a teacher and that response was somehow equally terrifying
Right?
The teacher in Greg really jumped out
The bit where James fails to hula despite extensive practice is just as wonderful a moment as Mark finding out spending months texting 'cheekily' to Greg was quite literally pointless lol.
every single time:
"hi james"
"..."
I was at the recording of the box and Greg taking James to one side. I don't think I have laughed so much as I did during that sequence. In fact the whole episode was just pure genius.
am i the only one who thinks “over my shoulder” actually sounds good haha i could listen to it over and over haha
That's what he told ya
My favorite part of this is that when James says "Just open the box, you [ding]," Greg's expression is blank, then angry. As Greg starts to stand, Alex tries to hold him back at 2:00, and says "Don't."
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for Pants on the Stick.
James running through the woods like a boy excited to see a rope swing made me giggle
2:26 greg used to be a teacher and by this you can tell
Yeh and he saw that James was actually genuinely upset about it
It's his face at 1:51
Kills me
"My eyes are circles" made me choke on my water and now my throat hurts.
Crazy how James basically wrote a Car Seat Headrest song
Who else expected James to write a song called “Suck it”?
Suck it forever, stupid tape!
Dedicated to tape
BABAYYY
Greg so easily slips into stern teacher with James. James is exactly the right kind of student he’d talk to like this. It’s brilliant!
He makes everything so much funnier and the fact he doesn’t laugh at his own jokes makes it even better
James is that kid in class who the teacher (being Greg Davies) can’t tolerate much anymore 😂😂😂😂
I found myself singing "steak and ale pie" to the tune of "pants on a stick" as I made lunch today.
This comment honestly made my day
Whose pie?
My pie!
Your pie?
No no!
James' rage in this series was probably one of my favourite things ever
Gosh, Greg is a phenomenal comedian. His experience as a teacher really shows in his comedy and I love it.
Over my shoulder is actually a bop tho...
12:01
When's Over My Shoulder out on Spotify?
I'd like Pants on a Stick to be on there too 😂
ACTUALLY
I want Claudia Winkleman to be a contestant. Just imagine the brilliant chaotic energy of that woman!
same, she would be perfect for this show :)
I agree
Wish granted!
~pants on a stick lyrics~
PART 1
Pants on a stick, uh-oh
Pants on a stick
PART 2
Pants on a stick
Waving from side to side
My pants on a stick.
Who’s pants?
My pants!
Your pants?
No noo
you’re welcome
*Your pants?
Sir Ubersupersloth ty, also brilliant name
Eleanor Clark You’re welcome and thank you.
He was one of my favs. His side eye to Alex when always politely greeted is legendary.
This was the best Taskmaster season. I'd watch just this group over and over and over
Me too
Greg Davies channelling his days of being a Teacher. Just totally took control of the situation, "Look, it's ok mate.."
Taskmaster youtube team: "How can we get more people to watch our videos? Maybe put James Acaster in them..."
Literally everyone: *Clicks*
Stranger Crack originally made one of these per episode but then UKTV decided to block those and make their own
*My eyes are circles.*
I'm an american so I can't watch Taskmaster so this just confirms that I will in fact watch anything with James Acaster in it.
Taskmaster is on dailymotion ( every season)
Most of the episodes are also on Bili Bili, in higher resolution than on dailymotion
putsome basilonit I didn’t know that when I wrote the comment
I hope you enjoyed series 7! (if you watched it)
Oliver yes! I’ve been watching weekly as they’ve been put on UA-cam. Series 7 was so great.
Acaster and Davies (and Ayoade and Mitchell) would be my best night out ever! Love them all, so much fun
@4:56 "my eyes are circles" was the best answer to what Greig said. Makes me laugh every time.
The fact that his reaction to the shed being open and that the same guy received full five points for putting a tangelo in a sock wasn't in this video is an absolute crime!
13:13 Alex breaks character lol
playing tag with alex should be a mandatory task in every series
I love how Greg intimidates him but does not say anything threatening.
I've loved this man with all my heart for a grand total of 1 week and I've already watched everything he's ever been in. Welp
“Hi James”
...
2:20 “I’ve just taken charge of the box”
One of my favs!
"Is it a boluder or is it a big rock" is such a throwback to series 1, episode 5. LOVE IT ! And the song was pretty great, too.
Is no one else noticing that Alex Horne, briefly, has considerably stretched ears and then TOTALLY NORMAL, NON-STRETCHED EAR LOBES AGAIN???
Sarah Wendel it was the gag for that episode :)
I know this is a 3-month-old comment but that blew my mind too. I'm assuming they were prosthetic
They were prosthetics, and the real joke was that Greg briefly acknowledged them but refused to allow Alex to make any reference to them during the episode.
I'm so glad he shut that cardboard box in the best way possible. I was half-expecting him to do what Kerry did, but this is much more satisfying (and goes to show how much truth his stand up contains)
Favourite moment is 13:06 when Alex couldn't keep his signature straight face
1:59 - Little Alex Horne looks genuinely concerned when Greg starts standing up
His face after 'over my shoulder' is brilliant.
I think I've watched too much of this show because when I heard pairs of glasses I expected exactly what there was.
The way Greg just stands and beckons is so menacing
Greg and James have such a great dynamic. They’d do well in a sitcom together
this season was so great, all 5 of them meshed so well together
And then Jessica fell off the stage. What a series!!
How is GTAcaster not in this?? Absolutely brilliant.
How can this compilation not include his Grand theft auto replication from the series finale. One of the best moments from any contestant in taskmaster history!
13:23 almost trips down the stairs. James is my spirit animal.
The telling off is by far my most favourite thing to happen on TM
Kid: "I can't do PE, I have a note"
Teacher: "who wrote the note?"
Kid: "1:00"
😂😂😂😂
theres literally nothing that should be that amusing about this comment but here i am wheezing in my bed at it.
That look after Alex says "and how do you want the Taskmaster to transport the rest?" is priceless
Of the three comedians I've seen performing live, James was by far the best. I even bought his book afterwards and he did signings after the show. really nice and cool dude.
This is the season I want to see uploaded. I haven't been able to see it yet.
Everything is on Dailymotion. Free.
Or UKTV
@@hyujbr Struggling to make UKTV work from Norway.
@@hyujbr Also, Dailymotion has an app on my smart TV as well as chromecast
Kinda rare last name