U are what’s wrong with UA-cam. You have copied this idea from a small UA-camr and somehow managed to make it worse considering your backing from channel 4. It’s lazy and shameful. Do something original. Also don’t delete this message. People deserve to know!!
I just started a three-week house sit in Vermont from end of October through November, and when I walk the dog through the woods twice a day, all I can think is: these are Acaster colours. 100%
Was looking for this comment, such a good comedian he doesn't need an outstanding punchline, the delivery and timing does everything for him. Still like norm better tho lol
@@AtticAurel lmao glad u got ur priorities right. Love to know where you're learning English and they teach teh word "knobhead." That's teaching done right frankly
@@mummy-daughterbookclub2843 It's most likely just deductive reasoning. The word "knobhead" is made up of two words, knob and head. Both are fairly common words :P
So I've never seen the show on channel 4 (I'm from the US). Do they just bring up topics and make jokes? Either way I love James Acaster, he's fucking hilarious
once I saw someone add to his wiki page something like "As a child, Acaster would care for terminally ill shelter dogs and give the pets a great last few weeks of their lives before a respectful burial following their passing."
@@sillygoose635 that had to be the most playground come back I've ever seen on UA-cam. In his defence he's not at all intellectually funny. I personally find him annoying and obnoxious. He's far from classic British humour. I'd say it's more "obvious and point it out" humour, quite droll. *edit No, I tell a lie I've just read Christhine J's reply. It was so cringe I almost knocked myself out with how hard I facepalmed.....
@@jol66 yeah they're a network doing it for the views and money, stealing regular ppl's format and formula. Corporations are trying so hard to be liked. Ofc they could have put together content for the fans, but it's unfair when they make money out of it- instead of James making the money. Similar to Gordon Ramsay's channel. Ugh
James Acaster for the Fourteenth Doctor please please please! Not only because he's hilariously intelligent but on the whole, he'd be the perfect mix of chaos and depth that sums up the Doctor's identity. James could totally do it
see- what he's done is he's figured out exactly how to say things to make them funny; the tone, the phrasing, the pacing, he's got it down to an art, and i respect that. one of my top favourite comedians :-)
he was joking around with the dating advise but also really gave some solid tips. Dont be over aggressive with your signals, find a mutual hobby and discuss. its crazy how fast he can create advise and weave it into a joke that quick
I'm not british and sometimes don't understand context/words, but I still find him super funny. This dude is my new favorite comedian. He's so relatable.
the issue I have is that no one else's humour is really similar enough that they can bounce off each other, they simply don't understand how to come back further with self-depreciating humour. Fortunately he's able to keep going when others just don't know what to say lol.
@@emmafrancis4727 I would offer to be that childs godmother and enjoy her absolute dry comedic brilliance unfold as she grows up. Of course, in my humble opinion, the kid stands a chance of looking "off" like Rowan Atkinson.
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Apparently he had massive jetlag. His girl just dumped him and he called a mental health line before being rushed to set. The reason he went on the bakeoff is he had a friend tell him that you don't need experience and that there is easy to follow instructions and nothing too complicated. This wasn't the case so he was overwhelmed and just completed knowing it was a huge cock up.
He is definitely chaotic good. Because in his chaos, he makes everyone laugh which is good. Chaotic neutral is someone, who doesn't affect anyone either negatively or positively, hence neutral. You and 1.8k idiots who gave you a thumbs up, are clueless twats!
You come here when you start watching him, then you go through every video on the internet that has his face in it and then you return to this video It's good being back
I loved his Netflix special "Repertoire" and hope he makes more. He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen, and he doesn't discuss politics, racism, sex crimes, or swear constantly like most other comedians out there. My kids and I can both watch him and enjoy ourselves. I think he is brilliant
@@aaaaaa7644 haha Exactly what I was thinking. Also, I'm pretty sure he does talk about politics and social politics a little in Repertoire. He's absolutely brilliant.
Channel 4! you go ahead upload proper Acaster clips, and I'll come on later on and like them all. Listen I'm really sorry for not liking the past clips, I don't know what came over me.
Favourite James Acaster quote??
Watch more here: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm
POPPADUMS OR BREAD?!?!
U are what’s wrong with UA-cam. You have copied this idea from a small UA-camr and somehow managed to make it worse considering your backing from channel 4. It’s lazy and shameful. Do something original. Also don’t delete this message. People deserve to know!!
Dont ahh him, hes a prick 😂😂😂 8:12
It's his handkerchief for wiping his brow after a tough day of being a knob head.
isn’t the point of chaos that it’s neither good nor bad?
There's an old saying , you're warmer in a bush than a bench
I love that 😂
why would a bench be colder in a bush than you?
@@korenn9381 😄
@@korenn9381 a man that picks Bush over a bench i can't trust.
I walk past the bush he slept in every day and each time I feel more sorry for him
never noticed how autumnal his wardrobe is, this whole time i thought he was crazy and he's actually fulfilling an aesthetic
I just started a three-week house sit in Vermont from end of October through November, and when I walk the dog through the woods twice a day, all I can think is: these are Acaster colours. 100%
chris kaprys as someone from Vermont, I find it amusing to randomly come across this comment. Hope your stay was nice!
I mean his aesthetic is not per se the think that makes me think he’s crazy 😜
@Cubert Pigg i've really been into paisley lately. 🤔
He's ginger, he has to be
which channel four intern is so well-versed in meme culture
Are you really asking who, born into the generation raised by the internet, is familiar with twelve year-old memes
DAZZLER DAZ not that deep it was just a throwaway comment not a serious question
The caps were a bit much tbh
CurryMc Flurry I thought so too
CurryMc Flurry agreed lol
It's always impressive how he has everyone around him in constant laughter
Yeah erm not everyone to say the least
Vodaph0ne Jesus we get it you don’t like him but you don’t need to reply to every single comment
@@Vodaph0ne chill out
the first clip was the worst, but most of the people in these clips come across as disingenuous fake
@@tr-iu1nq Calm down
I love that when he goes onto actual chat shows he just straight up roasts EVERYTHING
This man is a genius. He’s sort of created his own genre of comedy.
@@elizabethmorris4677 you straight up copied the comment below this 😆
**Checks date video was posted** 20:33 Or predicts the future...
he roasts everything, himself and everyone else, nothing or no one is safe haha.
@@andrewsparkes8829 tbf it wasn’t particularly difficult to see that things were going to shit in 2017
My favourite James quote will always be “Started making it. Had a breakdown... Bon appetit!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the story of my life.....
Classic
Lol thats not funny in the slightest
@@Vodaph0ne in context it is
James Acaster is as funny as a boil on a hippo's ballsack.
This guy looks exactly like a bloke I used to know named Pat Springleaf, but he was an undercover police officer.
did you here he put out a podcast??
@@bem079 I didn't, but I will check it out. Thank you!
This is an underrated comment
No he wasn't, that guy is a criminal, he always wanted to be and now he's living his life's dream.
ah a man of culture
My favorite James Acaster quote is the entirety of his cabbage story.
Oi oi Savoy
Same. No matter how many times I hear it, it always makes me cry laughing
That's not a 'quote' then really is it.
Peter Phillips Meh not really
Peter Phillips Nah not really Pete 👍
James' band story is like a Norm Macdonald gag - the delivery, the improbability of the story, the pauses. He does it really well!
His book (james acasters classic scrapes) reminded me of a combination of norm macdonalds book and karl pilkingtons diary.
I would agree with Norm but he has more than 2 emotions so I’d say more a jeselnik but really he’s his own gem❤️
Was looking for this comment, such a good comedian he doesn't need an outstanding punchline, the delivery and timing does everything for him. Still like norm better tho lol
James acaster and norm MacDonald in the same comment. you must be some kind of enlightened being.
I honestly don’t understand what even was funny about that story. Everyone’s like dying laughing but the story isn’t even funny.
"its a little hankerchief to wipe his brow when hes had a tough day being a nobhead"
Isn't it "knobhead"? And "handkerchief"?
(Learning English. Sorry.)
@@AtticAurel yes it is
@@AtticAurel lmao glad u got ur priorities right. Love to know where you're learning English and they teach teh word "knobhead." That's teaching done right frankly
@@mummy-daughterbookclub2843 It's most likely just deductive reasoning. The word "knobhead" is made up of two words, knob and head. Both are fairly common words :P
honestly thought this was a fan video. channel 4 keeping up with the modern times i see.
So I've never seen the show on channel 4 (I'm from the US). Do they just bring up topics and make jokes?
Either way I love James Acaster, he's fucking hilarious
Panel Shows in the UK. James Acaster is the essence of them.
Keeping up with modern times? It's their programming
@@billydeano they're referring to the titling
once I saw someone add to his wiki page something like "As a child, Acaster would care for terminally ill shelter dogs and give the pets a great last few weeks of their lives before a respectful burial following their passing."
he's made a joke about that before on one of the panel game shows Jimmy Carr hosts. Now the anecdote makes sense.
@@TheWaleSho lol it was in this edit. And I'm pretty sure that entry is just a reference to the joke.
There’s no way this man is 34, he looks 19 and acts 25.
12
In fairness he acts about 90
Lauren W. HE IS 34???
@@markjinbias5297 He turned 35 three weeks ago.
vice versa
"pretty soon you're gonna have to change that to a picture of the apocalypse" hits different when i'm watching this during covid-19 lockdown lol
omfg yes
Yep he wasn't wrong 😂
Was literally thinking the same thing
How's it hitting now?
@@Wintorn how about now?
God bless the person at channel 4 who likes memes
Nah, fuck em.
@@rowredround7206 okay i will. do you know them personally?
@@rowredround7206 nah, fuck you
Anyone called Stevie ain’t getting fucked
@@rowredround7206 Definitely not old Stevie Irwin. Yeah, I used to call him Stevie. Definitely not getting laid any time soon.
This man is a genius. He’s sort of created his own genre of comedy.
True
I think he means he's one of a kind
Genius? You must be fascinated on how toast is made then.
Bread goes in toast comes out. What will they think of next
I mean if you don't turn the toaster on in-between those stages, JonnyCloud, there isn't going to be much toast being made.
@@imtryingtobeoriginalchanne3996
You've found me out. There are actually small people inside the machines outfitting bread with a crusty armour
Now this is what I call CONTENT
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You spelt shit wrong
@@a-a-ron8789 yeah you are shit
@@a-a-ron8789 Why do you like to watch shit? You could just buy a mirror and look at yourself.
@@sillygoose635 that had to be the most playground come back I've ever seen on UA-cam.
In his defence he's not at all intellectually funny. I personally find him annoying and obnoxious. He's far from classic British humour. I'd say it's more "obvious and point it out" humour, quite droll.
*edit
No, I tell a lie I've just read Christhine J's reply. It was so cringe I almost knocked myself out with how hard I facepalmed.....
I always admired how he can dead pan, suck you into a story and deliver a punchline when you least expect it.. brilliant..
I love the sunday brunch clips because it's incredibly obvious that NO ONE was ready for his sheer chaotic destruction lmao
He was wasted on them. That show Is nothing without James!
Aisling crying is the best part of the lloyd story - love seeing someone beside themselves with laughter
too bad "goddamn I love those peaches" is bbc one
Sahiba R. Goddamn i wish he would finish the joke lol
The Mongoose i heard that the last line was supposed to be “man, i love smoking cigars”
Oh my god that one is easily one of the greatest lines in MTW history
that’s my favourite. it keeps me going
It's bbc2, mock the week.
I find Acaster weirdly attractive. I would say “cute” but that’s creepy.
I love him with all my heart
I don't think cutes creepy. To me it just means attractive but not like hot or drop dead gorgeous.
theAngryscotman I know but that’s what he says in the video 💜
@@barbaras3859 well he's wrong! Wrong I say!
Being attracted to someone with personality, good taste and career is weird now? You shouldn't be ashamed, he's a catch.
Is it bad that I've seen every one of these clips before? Still enjoyed the video though and I'm glad you're releasing the content the people want
They basically just copied someone else’s video. Shame on channel 4!!
same here mate same here
Same. About 60% of my time is dedicating to watching Acaster compilations, haha.
I had seen most of it, except the last clips of him in the "fake" studio.
@@jol66 yeah they're a network doing it for the views and money, stealing regular ppl's format and formula. Corporations are trying so hard to be liked.
Ofc they could have put together content for the fans, but it's unfair when they make money out of it- instead of James making the money.
Similar to Gordon Ramsay's channel. Ugh
I live the first bit where Aisling is crying from laughter
James Acaster for the Fourteenth Doctor please please please! Not only because he's hilariously intelligent but on the whole, he'd be the perfect mix of chaos and depth that sums up the Doctor's identity. James could totally do it
YESSS OH MY GOD
He's not an actor
@@raph2954 he would barely need to act ae
Brilliant!
Holy shit that would be perfect.
Still love the opening, basically surrounded by big comedians and yet Acaster has them and the audience hanging on every word he says.
see- what he's done is he's figured out exactly how to say things to make them funny; the tone, the phrasing, the pacing,
he's got it down to an art, and i respect that.
one of my top favourite comedians :-)
he was joking around with the dating advise but also really gave some solid tips. Dont be over aggressive with your signals, find a mutual hobby and discuss. its crazy how fast he can create advise and weave it into a joke that quick
Just that immediate response of “nope, don’t say cute, especially not that fast”
"I put loads of salt on it for a laugh" under appreciated
Never thought anything would top his Would I Lie To You stories
Then Pindrop happened
Have you read or listened to his book/audiobook James Acaster's classic scrapes? It's hilarious
Yeah, check out classic scrapes. The xmas tree one and the skydiving one in particular. Astounding.
I'm not british and sometimes don't understand context/words, but I still find him super funny. This dude is my new favorite comedian. He's so relatable.
the issue I have is that no one else's humour is really similar enough that they can bounce off each other, they simply don't understand how to come back further with self-depreciating humour. Fortunately he's able to keep going when others just don't know what to say lol.
That was TENSE!
An amazing thing in life is when someone starts doing severe satire and someone else follows the vibe.
"It's a little handkerchief for mopping his brow when he's had a hard day being a nobhead"
knob, like door knob
I want him and Aubrey Plaza to have a big beautiful friendship together for us to enjoy
intertenera omg. *slow claps*
@@emmafrancis4727 I would offer to be that childs godmother and enjoy her absolute dry comedic brilliance unfold as she grows up. Of course, in my humble opinion, the kid stands a chance of looking "off" like Rowan Atkinson.
@@denapattison6363 Dena Pattison i think james would cry if his kid looked like mr bean, since his ex girlfriend left him *for* mr bean
He's fun, she's not
oh my god YASSSS
He's like a younger, more psychotic Sean Locke.
i see that
YESS!!!!!
Lock*
he is considerably less crude than sean
Rip Sean Locke :/
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And You Are?
shrek
Every time I hear his name I sing this lol
THIS IS ONE *GOOD* compilation. This is the will of the people, Jimmy, and we want more!
You're the OG in this Acaster compilation world
Stranger Crack ur the inspiration behind this whole video
Ayy ur compilations are still the mintyest of mint tho.
Which is ironic considering he's grade A Shiite compaired to the old legends of mock the week
Which is thew very definition of irony considering he's 100% grade a sh1te
He is literally a 10 year old trapped within a 35 year old's body.
thats pretty gruesome. wouldn't he suffocate or something? and the 35 year old probably isnt happy either...
Way too clever to be 10😂
@@bcriceroni6553 more like a fourteen year old.
There's nothing in this world I love more than the sound of Aisling Bea's helpless laughter
plEASE do one about sean lock being a chaotic evil
This would have been a 2 hour video if they could’ve included bbc stuff like mock the week and his genius on would I lie to you
Well they can't.
Steven Feeney and Taskmaster!!
Eunoia they can, they just lack the willpower.
Deven Hb sounds like a lack of willpower to me
27 minutes well spent! 😂
I see enough material here for your videos. ;p
you should do a vid of him in ur style
James throwing his cake was the most rock and roll moment ever on Sunday morning TV 😂😂😂
Every time Aisling Bea looks at James she totally looks like she's thinking "Yeah, I would."
Matt Wilkins i think we ALL would 🤤
Kinda like the same facial expression I have when I see her or hear her laugh.
Dream guy honestly.
I don't think she's taken any substances so I doubt it
Vodaph0ne it’s really not that hard to just shut up cause no one cares about your opinion
"started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit" I'm crying hahaha
Apparently he had massive jetlag. His girl just dumped him and he called a mental health line before being rushed to set. The reason he went on the bakeoff is he had a friend tell him that you don't need experience and that there is easy to follow instructions and nothing too complicated. This wasn't the case so he was overwhelmed and just completed knowing it was a huge cock up.
I'd say he's more chaotic neutral than chaotic good.
Johnny Vegas = Chaotic Good
James Acaster = Chaotic Neutral
Sean Lock = Chaotic Evil
Joe Wilkinson = Pure Chaos
All four together would be comedy gold
Bob Mortimer = chaotic good
@@TheOtherChosenOnes Vic Reeves Chaotic Evil?
The girl in the first clip just sitting next to James and crying
I feel that
Aisling Bea
Jimmy Carr doesn't often meet his match but he desn't really know how to get one up on Acaster.
He doesn't know how to get one up on the HMRC either funnily enough
Jimmy carr meets his match every episode
13:42 is my favorite "WHAT A CROCK OF NONSENSE!"
25:03 being patronized because audiences need to be spoonfed - thinks 'WTF', goes full raccoon, and proceeds to tear them a new one. A hero among men.
to the tune of I'm A Survivor:
I'm James Acaster. I'm James Acaster. I'm James Acaster. I'm James Acaster. I'm James Acaster.
Piper Joseph and you are?
Rtf are you on about?
Vodaph0ne have you not seen the video?
yeah we have eyes and ears too mate, no need to type it out too
@@jameshenderson3013 No why?
James Acaster is definitely not chaotic good, more like Chaotic Neutral
Stephen Barlow he is a good boy
chaotic chaotic
He's a very good boy
On a good day, on a bad one hes straight up evil
He is definitely chaotic good. Because in his chaos, he makes everyone laugh which is good. Chaotic neutral is someone, who doesn't affect anyone either negatively or positively, hence neutral.
You and 1.8k idiots who gave you a thumbs up, are clueless twats!
"I put loads of salt on it for a laugh!" I love everything this man does
He’s low key dressed like Velma from scooby doo
Chaotic Neutral surely
In this video, but IRL he is the epitome of Chaotic Good
the slow pan up at 15:40 while James makes unbroken direct eye-contact is legendary
Somehow almost all of these clips look like slightly different versions of James
Even the one's from the same episode
What always gets me: "This looks like a candle... IT'S A PEN YOU IDIOT!"
You come here when you start watching him, then you go through every video on the internet that has his face in it and then you return to this video
It's good being back
“started making it. had a breakdown. bon apetite” - used it as my yearbook quote and have absolutely no regrets
this is the content that this channel NEEDS
that band bit is literally the funniest thing it the world, nothing can surpass the pure comedic genius that that bit has
Literally
That pindrop story is my favorite story
Ahaha I’ve heard it so many times, including live, and I still love hearing it
I feel like I may have missed something. What is the joke?
Y0D are you American by any chance?
I’d look up his cabbage story too
Sunday Brunch is so awkward and I love that James doesn't give af and makes it even more awkward.
My god, they are actually getting the hang of it.
I've been waiting for a James Acaster compilation for so long my day has been made
Sydnie Bellamy watch stranger crack’s videos if you haven’t yet
Wow. That 27:36 flew by. Acaster is a damn genius.
i’m from kettering, where james is from, and it’s so weird hearing him talk about wickstead park on national tv cause to us it’s just a local thing
Aisling Bea’s laughter at the beginning is the most wholesome and nice thing I’ve witnessed in a while
The warning at the beginning should have just read:
Warning: May Contain Scenes with James Acaster
Protect him at all cost
nearly 30 minutes of James being hilarious in stunning hd? Yes please
The Sunday brunch presenters are amazing at murdering all humour and awkward laughing
The Lloyd story: best part is Aisling's response.
I love Jon’s slight flinch at 9:38, James is just too much for him 🤣
For those who haven’t yet, James has an audio book called “James Acasters classic scrapes” it is well well well worth a listen.
In the first sketch I almost love Aisling's reaction more than James' story
"pretending that everything's okay while someone makes a quiche" mood
doctor: you have 27 minuets and 36 seconds left to live
me:
I love how he calls out the fake things on talk shows lol 🤣
I loved his Netflix special "Repertoire" and hope he makes more. He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen, and he doesn't discuss politics, racism, sex crimes, or swear constantly like most other comedians out there. My kids and I can both watch him and enjoy ourselves. I think he is brilliant
I wonder what you think of his special 'cold lasgna hate myself 1999'
@@aaaaaa7644 haha Exactly what I was thinking. Also, I'm pretty sure he does talk about politics and social politics a little in Repertoire. He's absolutely brilliant.
I fucking CRIED? it's almost midnight and I'm in ACTUAL TEARS because of this absolute god of a man
Channel 4! you go ahead upload proper Acaster clips, and I'll come on later on and like them all. Listen I'm really sorry for not liking the past clips, I don't know what came over me.
"WARNING - This clip contains _blah blah blah blah_ and nudity."
Well now I have to commit to watching the whole thing.
Yh it’s a guys bum
I mean, to have Aisling Bea sitting next to you and have her laughing at one of your stories like that is a dream come true
That joke was amazing.. noone ever really heard pin drop
I had a bad day, and watching James Acaster videos on UA-cam has really lifted my mood! Thanks!
So from now on I will say “I’m James Acaster” 16 times and then ask “and you are?” ?
If we remade Red Dwarf, James Acaster would make a great Rimmer. :D
Out of context, this is a very odd sentence indeed.
But isn't RD still going?
YEAH HE WOULD UP TOP
Very true and Rob Beckett can be Dave Lister
And richard ayoade for kryton
In Sweden we justify eating food that’s been on the floor by saying “a little shit cleanses the stomach”
In english?
Which is a perfect description of Swedish food in general.
❤️ från 🇩🇰 😘
The What!!? Kyle B And that’s coming from the people who eat red plastic sausages😂😘
Ester Plank Fair point 😄
We say that in Germany too! Except we say dirt instead of shit lol
Cant believe that today is the first time i her of James Acaster. Dude is freaking hilarious.
Been binging videos with him for the last 2 hours.
When he starts talking I just fall in love again
Lloyd sounds like the greatest frontman ever.
The kind that ODs the day after the 1st record deal is signed.
20:40 James Acaster calling the end of the world 5-10 years from when they filmed. 😂😂😂 now 2020 and the worlds gone to turd. Bravo 👏🏼
Yes defo
Ah yeah I remember when Trump was riding that dragon
Acaster struggling with garlic is the best thing I've seen all year🤣❤
sis he's 100% a chaotic neutral get it right
Not even a chance
@Oxy The Moronic Genius. Have you seen Joe Wilkinson?
Aisling Bea trying her hardest to not die of laughter during the Lloyd bit makes it even funnier
Noel Fielding is Chaotic Good, James is Chaotic Neutral and Sean Lock is Chaotic Evil
“ started making it, had a breakdown
Bon appetit! “ 😂 classic