alien: ok, now that I killed those terranes and their pets, I can finally-*realizes* why do I hear boss music? *a space orc kicks the door down and proceeds to violently rip the alien to shreds*
First story was pretty funny though it has a bit of a flaw with it. The stars are routing around the galaxy and thus the star pattern, as well as the stars near Earth, were not the same Billions of years ago. In fact scientist aren't sure which of the stars that started in the same nebula as the sun because they have spread out too much over the billions of years. However this does lend a bit of believably to the sci-fi stories of nomad races having lost track of where their homeworld after eons of traveling space. Stars going around the galaxy aren't like planets that stay in their lane, their more like the Oort Belt with tons of objects pulling on each other so they constantly shifting as they orbit the sun.
I was expecting something like that ending. I've heard the theory that Earth might have been accidentally seeded by aliens who stopped by to have a picnic or something and left some germs behind.
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Apparently the insult “hey, shit stain!” Is far more apt than originally intended.
lol
That first story got a good laugh out of me.
1st story: Well that explains a lot!
well i guess we should be gald that scout had some spicy food the day before he landed >.>;
lol
Puts a whole new meaning for taco Tuesday.
alien: ok, now that I killed those terranes and their pets, I can finally-*realizes* why do I hear boss music?
*a space orc kicks the door down and proceeds to violently rip the alien to shreds*
I have no doubt humans would genetically modify their DNA to win against a alien force if need be.
First story was pretty funny though it has a bit of a flaw with it. The stars are routing around the galaxy and thus the star pattern, as well as the stars near Earth, were not the same Billions of years ago. In fact scientist aren't sure which of the stars that started in the same nebula as the sun because they have spread out too much over the billions of years. However this does lend a bit of believably to the sci-fi stories of nomad races having lost track of where their homeworld after eons of traveling space. Stars going around the galaxy aren't like planets that stay in their lane, their more like the Oort Belt with tons of objects pulling on each other so they constantly shifting as they orbit the sun.
The first story took a "WTF?"... out of me!
I was expecting something like that ending. I've heard the theory that Earth might have been accidentally seeded by aliens who stopped by to have a picnic or something and left some germs behind.
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 I agree with you there, it was definitely a story that took me off guard
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos
Sooo, we are technically all pieces of shit...
Or we are in a world of shit😊
They just..send a ship. With thousands of people. That's A LOT of faith! Any sane organization would've sent, ya know.. a probe first.
I always knew I was sh*t 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
New mission, find the progenitors and destroy them!
So I guess... We are all just pieces of crap?
Thank you so much for these stories
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Lol...got trolled!!
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FTA!
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wrong story in the description
corrected
keeper going
kept going
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
Please mirror your content on Spotify and rumble if you don't already, leaving UA-cam over censorship.
On most major podcast platforms , search for : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories. It is updated weekly with big chonky episodes.
@@AgroSquerril thanks, I am on your patrion too. Just too lazy to go there for videos 😉.
@@jeff669 no worries , I put in the other formats for peoples convenience and in case something happens to this channel
So ppl really do equal shit
F.T.A !
For the Prophet
For the Algorithm
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58th, 13 December 2023
F.T.A
For the algorithm
To please the algorithm is all
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For the algorithm!
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