r/HFY TFOS# 712 - Hunter in the Office & The Crowd Pleaser (Hfy Reddit Story)

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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2024

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  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +61

    Story 1: Chewing your food is considered barbaric and predatory? Uh, there's plenty of herbivores on Earth that chew their food. Cows for example.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah, that aspect of the story is stupid.

    • @shadowwatcher5042
      @shadowwatcher5042 2 роки тому +12

      I know this is an old comment, but it was not the fact of the chewing, it was how he was chewing. Like when people eat with their mouths open kind of thing. Or snakes and their lack of chewing.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 2 роки тому +8

      Cows don't chew their food. They bite and swallow. After the food has fermented some they regurgitate it and chew their cud.

    • @namianicgono9250
      @namianicgono9250 5 місяців тому +2

      I thought it was funny with the stealing energy from other like herbivore don't steal energy from plants

    • @adriane8565
      @adriane8565 5 місяців тому +2

      I think he's just so fixated on the idea of being near a species that eats meat he sees everything as slightly threatening and horrifying, including just the simple act of chewing on food or using a pen. 😂

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 3 роки тому +47

    "did I not please you, did I not spill blood like you?"* turns around and walks away*
    Human in the crowd :"MAXIMUS MAXIMUS, MAXIMUS, MAXIMUS"

  • @PoldaranOfDalaran
    @PoldaranOfDalaran 2 роки тому +35

    I was half expecting Orion's lunches to be comprised of PB&J sandwiches, tbh.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +44

    You know this is how galactic animal planet is spinning it like this right now.

    • @torch1028
      @torch1028 Рік тому

      Wake up literal sheeple, G.A.P. is fake news!

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 Рік тому +15

    Orion reminds me of when I used to edit manuscripts on paper and found a repeated error.

  • @gregorypryor7401
    @gregorypryor7401 Рік тому +14

    I guess Keith was smiling because now he could talk the new human into helping him take over the place.

  • @bvc5320
    @bvc5320 3 роки тому +33

    The Crowd Pleaser starts at around 8:00-8:10 not at 7:10.
    To Spite the Algorithm.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому +18

    I used to proofread legal documents, red pen in hand.
    If they didn't provide a red pen I liked, I would buy my own. I caught many mistakes, and the typists were not happy.
    EDIT: autocorrect made "were" into "we're"..... Again.

  • @JainZar1
    @JainZar1 Рік тому +5

    It's a good thing the aliens didn't watch the movie "The Accountant" before.

  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 3 роки тому +12

    _cough..._
    ...That other guy was wrong, the second story actually starts around 8:24.

  • @Allantitan
    @Allantitan Рік тому +3

    12:37 Keith: finally a worthy opponent! OUR FIGHT SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!!!!!!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +17

    For the Prophet

  • @DisIzDaName
    @DisIzDaName Рік тому +1

    Story 2:
    I was expecting the last opponent to be something like a playful puppy, or a basket of kittens.
    "Ha! Let's see you fight THAT, smartass!"

  • @gettingby365
    @gettingby365 Рік тому +1

    Story 2 - He smiled, "Finally, now we outnumber them."

  • @narutohuntmendemon6354
    @narutohuntmendemon6354 Рік тому +5

    This is racism in the finest in the first story

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking Рік тому +2

    This is the most impressive alien name to pronounce correctly.

  • @thomaskelleyjr.1671
    @thomaskelleyjr.1671 Рік тому +1

    I paused to try and read the intro. All I could see was "My name is 'The Hampsterdance Song'"

  • @elaniarkady7351
    @elaniarkady7351 6 місяців тому

    I absolutely love Orion the auditor. 😂

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +15

    For the Algorithm! Accountants hunting.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +5

    fighting fire with fire I guess

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 2 роки тому +2

    We may be predators, but we're no animals.

    • @sun31277
      @sun31277 Рік тому +1

      humans are animals

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Рік тому

      @@sun31277 ah but we’re at least slightly more civilized animals…or some of us are

  • @bignasty4874
    @bignasty4874 8 місяців тому

    Wait til they hear about "going postal".

  • @o7freedom
    @o7freedom Рік тому

    alien guy seriously needs a transfer

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 Рік тому +1

    I'm guessing that last opponent was another human...

  • @jddbrr4144
    @jddbrr4144 3 роки тому +5

    mhtirogla eht liah!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Рік тому +1

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @jetstreambrony
    @jetstreambrony 3 роки тому +2

    ArcSeconds

  • @brandonmaart2202
    @brandonmaart2202 3 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm

  • @passingthetorch5831
    @passingthetorch5831 3 роки тому +1

    Mmmm, hunting for bugs ...

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 3 роки тому +3

    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 роки тому +1

    Fur the Algorerithm!

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому +9

    First For the algorithm

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +2

    Time tor wwe

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm

  • @Domicle
    @Domicle 3 роки тому +1

    Yeayaaa!!

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 3 роки тому +2

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 роки тому +3

    Is there any dancing hfy?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      there is a dance battle in Billy Bob Space Trucker

  • @rev_ares8680
    @rev_ares8680 3 роки тому +2

    Nice

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 роки тому +1

    F.T.A !

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Рік тому

    hmm..
    no showman ship , ohh sweet alien , your watching a creature with no natural weapons not even slaughter but ..execute.. supposed opponents i think you should reconsider that wish for a true show ..is a real thing.. and the thing you need to give that kind of human a challenge ,well..
    hoppe the arena your at got insurance ,there might not be much left of it by the time one of them stands victorious and blood soaked ontop to carcass of the other

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +2

    F.T.A

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 3 роки тому +2

    F T A

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 9 місяців тому

    69th, 19 December 2023

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 Рік тому

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @redjackel6161
    @redjackel6161 3 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm