r/HFY TFOS# 568 - The Hellbringers by semiloki (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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  • Опубліковано 5 лис 2024

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  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 роки тому +185

    Humans as the probe flys past Pluto: “Heh. That mountain kinda looks like a heart. That’s neat.”

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +23

      lol

    • @Nuuboat
      @Nuuboat 2 роки тому +31

      Ohh it was supposed to be a heart. I thought something else when he said pink, two balls with something pointing out below.

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 2 роки тому +9

      @@Nuuboat thatsapenis.gif

    • @TheMany42
      @TheMany42 2 роки тому +6

      @@Nuuboat You do know that the "Heart" image used commonly in modern times is actually upside down and was originally supposed to represent testicles as a symbol of the Greek goddess Aphrodite?

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 3 роки тому +142

    Aliens: Die demon! *fires a volley of missiles*
    Human: Wow, it's breezy today.

  • @robertbemis9800
    @robertbemis9800 3 роки тому +63

    Interesting solution to the Fermi paradox
    Intelligent life exists but it’s so cold and slow we can’t detect it

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +132

    Thought they might've hit a bird, which would be funny.
    Microoganic xeno invasion force's fleet thwarted by songbirds because they look like bugs.

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus Рік тому +5

      Hitchhikers guide had a little thing like that,
      Giant invasion fleet arrives at earth due to a perceived insult from a way ward radio transmission and is swallowed by a jack Russell terrier, IRRC.

  • @jamescooper2825
    @jamescooper2825 3 роки тому +39

    And due to a slight miscalculation in size, they were eaten by a small dog

  • @greygalaxy8638
    @greygalaxy8638 3 роки тому +53

    OH! I get it now. They're micro organisms from Pluto, and they created a heart to let us know they are sorry hahah....
    ...
    ...This just blew my mind.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +10

      Now you have me wondering about the Mars smiley face... At least I think that's a real Martian feature and not simply the invention of The Watchmen.

    • @TheMany42
      @TheMany42 2 роки тому +5

      Worse... scientists don't even consider it a planet any more...

  • @dragonpjb
    @dragonpjb 3 роки тому +55

    It's a heart ❤. Took me too long to figure that out.

    • @llyrseadancer
      @llyrseadancer 3 роки тому +9

      and here I thought they were gonna do a giant upside down dong XD

    • @themustachioedman
      @themustachioedman 3 роки тому +2

      That’s not what I thought, but it checks out seeing as how there is an actual heart on Pluto lol

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +64

    I have never heard of locomotion or life like that. Uses quantum mechanics to move. Thats great.

  • @ladyodragons3849
    @ladyodragons3849 3 роки тому +28

    Who thought that the first interaction with other life would be us seeing "£μ©|< off" written on another planet

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 3 роки тому +78

    Comet=Probe? Probe=Comet? Hmmmm....
    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @chaoticgoodwarlock4142
    @chaoticgoodwarlock4142 3 роки тому +47

    Now I beg the universe for HFY story about first contact, started with aliens drawing giant dong on the surface of their planet

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +12

      lol

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 2 роки тому +5

      First thing they send us by radio is a dong in ascii

    • @Patzilla1999
      @Patzilla1999 Рік тому +7

      Honestly that might result in peace a lot faster than a heart

  • @TairnKA
    @TairnKA Рік тому +4

    At least their probe ship wasn't swallowed by a dog. ;-)

  • @TheDurid1
    @TheDurid1 3 роки тому +17

    So what is the peace sign they are trying to build? 'Two half triangles connected at a point'?

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 3 роки тому +27

    That was adorable

  • @stalwartteakettlepotato9879
    @stalwartteakettlepotato9879 3 роки тому +62

    Wait they said that we are in the same solar system? What celestial body do you think they are on.

    • @jeremycebrian6413
      @jeremycebrian6413 3 роки тому +54

      Pluto. Remember the heart on Pluto pictures from a few years ago. Its referencing that. Also for the Algorithm.

    • @reasonablehiccups4792
      @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому +14

      For the algorithm

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +15

      For the algorithm!

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 3 роки тому +12

      @@jeremycebrian6413 Ah, thanks. Never clicked on that.

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +7

      For the swarm

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +15

    New meaning of hell world

  • @tonyreaver2627
    @tonyreaver2627 3 роки тому +4

    Our probe. Turns cam to see Pluto. Nasa ops. Is that a hart bob we told you about the emojies during the Mars rover

  • @bobydigital2450
    @bobydigital2450 3 роки тому +4

    To be fair the pression in their planet would make us die too

    • @jacobfoss7783
      @jacobfoss7783 3 роки тому +2

      We'd freeze without protective suits. If there planet is so cold that liquid water is a marvel, or even horrifying, and our upper atmosphere would cause them to burn and boil away, imagine what their planet will do to us.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +1

      @@jacobfoss7783 Imagine what we'd do to them. To survive out there by Pluto, our ships and suits would have to be internally heated. Which means they'd be waaaaay warmer than the environment, and quite possibly passively radiating enough heat to damage the aliens and their structures if our stuff went anywhere near them.
      And that's before we light up whatever rocket motor (probably nuclear) that we used to get out there.

  • @jeroylenkins1745
    @jeroylenkins1745 3 роки тому +8

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    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      lol , tags for the win.... maybe

  • @TheStarMachine2000
    @TheStarMachine2000 3 роки тому +12

    Is there a sequel to this story? For the Algorithm.

  • @properfunny
    @properfunny 3 роки тому +22

    So where did they crash land? Russia or Arizona?

    • @lazypizzaship8911
      @lazypizzaship8911 3 роки тому +6

      Maybe that kid who got hit in the head with an astroid

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 роки тому +9

      The crash sounded like the Tunguska Event, so I'd wager Russia

    • @jacobfoss7783
      @jacobfoss7783 3 роки тому +4

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim I was thinking it was the Roswell Incident.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому

      ​@@jacobfoss7783No, too long in the past. The probe they are referring to is probably New Horizons.

  • @tristanquintus5804
    @tristanquintus5804 3 роки тому +24

    May algo and rithm be with you all.

  • @benjaminmarshall5071
    @benjaminmarshall5071 3 роки тому +10

    Poor Ploto aliens!

  • @silva1sme994
    @silva1sme994 3 роки тому +17

    Hailey's comet?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +6

      it would seem so

    • @unlikelysuspect5491
      @unlikelysuspect5491 3 роки тому +2

      More like Hailey's Coment

    • @ryanellard2096
      @ryanellard2096 3 роки тому +6

      I think the crashing ship was the tunguska meteor I think that's what it's called the one that crashed in Siberia and flattened a bunch of trees

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому

      ​@@ryanellard2096I think they were referring to the first probe which did multiple orbits.

  • @milohobo9186
    @milohobo9186 3 роки тому +6

    Plutonians!

  • @TheSpiritFox821
    @TheSpiritFox821 3 роки тому +9

    6 months late I'll join in for the algorithm

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +4

      never too late to join in on the fun :) for the algorithm

  • @appachaihoppachai1246
    @appachaihoppachai1246 3 роки тому +17

    all hail the algorithm

  • @ivanrubiomorales2759
    @ivanrubiomorales2759 3 роки тому +5

    Did they try build...that‽

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому

      A heart? Yes. It seems this story was inspired by the pictures New Horizons took during it's flyby of Pluto which showed what looked to be a heart shaped mound.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому +12

    Benign intentions, but no real way of communicating...
    I wonder if this story is a stand alone, or if a sequel exists.

    • @sulgsahg1
      @sulgsahg1 Рік тому +2

      Check out the story "humans are micro colonies"

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 2 роки тому +1

    Cute little bug 🐛 people, yes we could be friends

  • @unlikelysuspect5491
    @unlikelysuspect5491 3 роки тому +11

    I sacrifice this comment to the Algorithim. Algorithim be pleased.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +4

      For the algorithm

    • @snansserif316
      @snansserif316 3 роки тому +1

      For the algorithm
      For the algorithm for the algorithm for the algorithm for the algorithm for the algorithm

  • @ironworksdragon6843
    @ironworksdragon6843 3 роки тому +3

    Bob the dragon

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому

    for the algorithm and my socks!

  • @fabianwood9457
    @fabianwood9457 Рік тому +4

    Poor microbes

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 7 місяців тому +1

    4 D algorithm
    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

  • @singledad1313
    @singledad1313 4 місяці тому

    Those poor lil fellas. Not even from a real planet.

  • @rmorillo83
    @rmorillo83 3 роки тому +4

    All hail

  • @south1133
    @south1133 3 роки тому +4

    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax 3 роки тому +4

    For the algorithm

  • @curiousangel6321
    @curiousangel6321 3 роки тому +5

    For the algorithm.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +5

    For the Algorithm

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 роки тому +6

    keeper going

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +6

    Point at the bottom and 2 half circles side by side at the top ..
    at the strange pink?/pear? shape ... ua-cam.com/video/_B6Gr4B3BZg/v-deo.html marker
    Mickey Mouse?

  • @samuelreese1816
    @samuelreese1816 2 роки тому +1

    Ever thought of branching to Spotify?

  • @amazingentertainment9636
    @amazingentertainment9636 3 роки тому +4

    Lmao the ending was funny

  • @nigelsmith7366
    @nigelsmith7366 11 місяців тому

    Can you please make a SemiLoki playlist please please please

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому +2

    FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

  • @mathi2894
    @mathi2894 3 роки тому +5

    Pour l’algorithme

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому +2

    To the algorithm

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 3 роки тому +4

    Silly

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +4

    F.T.A

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому +7

    First for the algorithm

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 3 роки тому +4

    A

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 9 місяців тому

    100K

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 місяців тому

    134th, 22 November 2023

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 2 роки тому

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 3 роки тому +5

    I was the fifth like ;P!!!✨

  • @marvinjohnson2488
    @marvinjohnson2488 3 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm