Malon Is A Timelord?! (Zeldadophobian)
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2021
- Are there really only 3 branches in the Zelda timeline? Apparently not because while Zelda was running around under the guise of Sheik, Malon was busy becoming a master over time to become Link's waifu.
This video is clearly for entertainment only and is inspired by @Peladophobian
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“Where does milk come from…
Cows” 🤣🤣🤣 this series is gonna be incredible
I hope so. The UA-cam algorithm doesnt like that these are shorter than my normal vids, but the comments section loves them 😅
@@Zeldom indeed we do
Finally a zeldatuber with real evidence
correction, the ONLY UA-camr with irrefutable evidence 😂
After two 3+ hour discord meetings that were 90% us getting off track and 10% actually writing the script, it’s finally uploaded
I call that making good progress
The most impressive part of this is that he managed to either find or comission fanart of Malon with the Eye of Agamotto specifically for the last ten seconds of the video.
It was commissioned by my good friend @NebulAce
@@Zeldom Nice, it looks awesome lol.
The smartest man of the 21st-century has graced us with another video
thx 😂
3, 4. 34.
What is the significance of 34?
34 is one number
One
34+1 is 35
Tingle is 35
Tingle is Link's true love interest
35-1=34
34 is a rule of the internet stating that there is p*rn of everything.
Wait, is that true?
Link put his mouth on the ocarina without washing it, same with Zelda so this checks out
y'know i had my doubts but....all the evidence adds up and Link DOES like Milk....it restores like 5 hearts, and tastes good...to have all the milk he can drink
hm....
I think your a mad genius
It all makes sense now.
im just that good ik
This is the most effort I've seen someone put into a shitpost in a while. Nice
As always hyrule historia was again proven wrong for the 69th time
You just convince me, flat earthers are right.
Zelda & Dr who count me in
Better is the Timesplitters for time travel sci fi
@@TheLateOreo Do elaborate
@@TheLateOreo never heard
Time Lady, excuse you lol.
This is about as accurate as any game theory video can hope to be.
*brain explodes* Wow… what did I just watch!! 🤣
art... you just watched art
@@Zeldom bestest art that leaked out my brain I’ve EVER seen!! 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, if the reincarnation factor is disregarded then numerous Zelda series characters could be time lords. Hilarious video with great build up to the jokes and wonderful delivery.
0:48 - The best part is that the subtitles aid in the 'implication' by auto-translating Malon as Melon.
To think it’s been 24 years and we’ve finally found a 4th timeline this is absolutely insane
This is absolutely hilarious keep up the good 🤣🤣🤣
As far across the Zeldatube expanse as I've traveled, I've seldom come across someone as extraordinary as Zeldom.
When I consider how long it's been since I've seen new content, my heart gets as heavy as the Pokémon Beldum.
I would even go so far as to say that this dry spell, for me, has been hell-dom.
Please, sir, come back and produce new content for us, so that I can once again say, "Well-done!"
Merry Christmas, Andy.
Wow thank you! I really need to read through comments more often :D
I really like how the theory just looped after the 2min mark
This is what I love about your channel. Whenever you upload a video, it's always a video of a big brain moment 👍
Happy to hear that!
Just read this title and as a Zelda and Doctor who fan I just went. „What…..WHAT?….I have multiple questions“
guys i think link likes malon
I think I like Malon
Now it’s a love square you have to change the whole theory 😰
This is officially my favourite youtube video XD
It seems that most people here like the "Where do we get milk?"-part the most, but my favorite part was the "love triangle" that has the tiny Ruto bump.
I know just the RuLink person to send this to, to annoy him. So you might get an angry comment soon.
I am not sorry.
I see you're a person of culture.
Malon is love, Malon is life
@@ZeldomAgreed
Pure genius!!😃 I don't know about you, but I wanna visit the waifu timeline.😏
If Malon is involved I'd do anything 😂
@@Zeldom She can be my time overlord any day of the week.😂
Malon and Link
CONFIRMED!
YES!!
That's just crazy enough to work
Woah
Finally new video
Great as always, is that ranking 3D Zeldas video still in your plans?
eventually yes, but for some reason I just couldnt get motivated to write the script for it over the last 2 months. I'll try later after Ive made a few other vids just to see if burnout was the issue there
@@Zeldom sounds good man thanks for all your hard work!
this was the longest 4 minutes I've ever experienced
Dude this is hilarious. Do more
I don't have any idea who you are or why are you in my suscribed feed. But ok
I am everywhere. I see everything. Everything is in my control
Me seeing someone talk about a specific type of grass to going into how Malon made a fourth timeline:
[the video]
Did I miss a page?!
This is incredible.
“I wish females existed in real life.” Yeah me too buddy
allow me to introduce myself...
@@majoraz_no way, are you a woman?
I'm dying 😄 🤣
To be honest I did not expect this from you 🤣🤣🤣 but I'll roll with it
Mind blowing
Lol this is super funny!
Deep
Yeah, makes sense.
Great, awesome, Video!!!!!!!👍👍🎉
Thank you 🤗
So what this guy’s telling me is that there is a waifu timeline with some of the ships for Link?
Interesting…
This has no right being as funny as it is
...MY LIFES A LIE
I died laughing 💀
Me after watching all of this video:
How did I end up here?
Also, how are there four timelines? It was already confusing enough with three!
We need a LoZ game where you can actively romance Zelda, Mipha, Ruto or Saira... Or you know. His waifu. And make it canon. Harvest Moon style. Not Mass Effect.
i'm in.
Why did that make sense
🤯
Eyyy yo Majoras mask for the switch just got announced XD
Don't really want to play it for what feels like 800th time. Still a really old and nostalgic game that has questions yet to be answered
You weren’t getting enough sleep when you made this video, right?😂
absolutely not. I even skipped a day of college classes to finish editing this 😅
What????
You were burning a special type of grass while making this video right?
Lol
F the Algorithm this is great
😂
Nice use of phonetic magic and rhyme magic. Cannot be understated.
I care about Saria. But yeah real life needs some females, bad
Stop... you're killing me...
But this video is completely incorrect. You say that there is a fourth split in the timeline, but the timeline is completely incorrect as only games with malon in it are canon. Meaning only Ocarina of time, the minish cap, and the Oracles are canon out of the single player games.
The timeline you just described can’t exist. It’s too perfect for this world. We couldn’t handle it
What
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would go with the Harem Timeline.
Link x Zelda x Malon x Ruto x Saria x Nabooru x Anju x Master Sword x Like-like x Octorok x Morpha x everything inside Lord Jabu-jabu's stomach x Large Snake Statues inside Spirit Temple x Ganondorf's Organ that becomes the Excessive Machine from the 60s Sci-Fi movie Barbarella
And each girl who loves Link is trapped inside Ganondorf's excessive machine Organ that is slowly sucking the life force out of each girl while giving them intense pleasure that Link has to fight Ganondorf in order to save the girls he loves.
That will be the storyline of the Waifu Harem Timeline
This goes to show how many ships there are for Link
I don't know what pelaphobia or whatever this is making fun of is but it must be awful 🤣🤣🤣
Peladophobian is a very large youtube channel (i think around 700-800k subs but thats just from memory) who did lots of illuminati confirmed joke videos with this style. I thought it would be fun to do some Zelda themed versions of his videos so I'll definitely be making more since theyre so fun to make
FOR WOT YOU SAYD ABOUT LINK AND MALON I HAVE BEEN DISLIKING EVERY VIDEO YOU EVER MADE MALON IS MINE!!
Sorry but Im not sorry. She's mine 😂
I WILL MAKE YOU SUFER IN THE BIT,S OF HELL ZELDOM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED
U stink
Micheal
Take a shower please u smell the deodorant doesn’t work very well
P