Hasan Knows Nothing About Anything | EFAP Highlight
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Hasan thinks he's going to be eaten by a blue whale. No, I'm not kidding.
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His full name is Hasan Cenksnephew.
Pretty sure Hasan is just a nickname and his name is Cenk's Nephew
you spelled hamas wrong lol
The Young Spergs
*Hamas Chunky Yoghurt Piker.
You misspelled Hamas.
"Hassan is unqualified."
"For what?"
"Yes."
🤣
Name something
To be alive
"Is he even watching it?"
No.
His chair was 😅
@@AscendantStoic His chair probably has better political takes
If Hasan’s uncle didn’t have TYT, he’d be a McDonald’s employee.
Hasan's whole family is a group of Turk Millionaires. Not just his water buffalo uncle. So he was ending up a fundie know nothing regardless.
From how loaded his family is, more likely he'd be the unemployed son living in the parent's guest house.
He'd be a porn star cus he has no self respect. Let alone any respect for anyone else. Edit: no no he has no dignity.
Frankly they both deserve nothing more than being janitors in public bathrooms only
@@nagaclan9734it’s funny to me that clip ER made of has an being like ‘I don’t spend it all on like fucking mansions’ then cuts to a news article of his mansion
Remember: he's spending this evening getting bottle service in clubs, driving home in a $200k car to a $3 million home to rest up to rail against capitalism.
because he's a ivory tower grifter, he don't really want to even do the crap he claims anyways.
Well that’s a typical Champaign socialist, it’s a wonder their viewpoint isn’t more popular
@@darkzeroprojects4245 Like most Champaign Socialists
Socialism = poor I guees.
And people still think he's politically literate.
hasan proves that there are millions of zombies in the world
I've he were politically literate he wouldn't be a socialist.
I'm not even convinced he's alphabetically literate.
We’re certainly living in wild times. For instance some people still think Donald Trump would make a good President.
@@erikdayne5429 Well, he did for four years, so there's some precedent for it.
"Hassan knows anything about nothing"
"Hassan knows nothing about everything"
"Hassan know thing aboot no thing"
Hasan pretending he knows everything anout politiks more than everybody
Oh yes, the terror of the ocean...the dreaded Blue Whale
I mean to fair it is a predator
@@Strawberrymilkdrink to shrimp or plankton, I suppose.
@@LurkerBelow yea those are both animals. I was giving him the biggest bone I could think of.
I mean... It does make sense.
It heavily links to being unable to see, and the fear of the unknown.
If you make an ocean fullbright, thalasophobia would disappear.
@@LurkerBelowHassan is dumber than them both. I suppose I can’t blame him for being terrified of Blue Whales.
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
Together, we can stop this.
Steal the metal gears from their clocks.
In Africa, height depends on how tall you are.
@lephinor2458 Africa is hiding metal gears? Otacon, we must stop them before it is too late.
#findthecure
This guy, morality fashionista.
The one true Gucci Socialist
Ironic that a descendant of the Ottomans is afraid of seafaring.
Hassan is the type of Turk that if his horse doesn't drink from a body of water he thinks its cursed.
@@sebastianprimomija8375 he is the type of turk that has relations with his horse, as his uncle admitted
@@marcogenovesi8570I’m sorry. What!🤯
@@TheHollowBoyCenk has several clips where he says that beastiality is fine as long as his limited moral conditions are met.
How is it ironic? The turks are crappy seafarers😂
There are many words I could use to describe Hasan. “Intelligent” and “Well-Spoken” are not among them.
him also not being a native speaker plays a role. Sometimes feels like he is imitating how the English sounds & how native speakers talk, without really understanding what he's saying. Actually I prefer non-native speakers who have thick accent or don't use proper English phrases, but prioritize the meaning of what they are saying over sounding good in a superficial way.
Turkroaches
Sometimes saying the right words and sounding confident is enough to gather a following. Its crazy.
Unfortunately *sometimes* is putting it mildly, thanks to social media.
@@EndThusIAm yeah, if you say something to a million people, you only need 1% of them to believe, and depending on how stupid what you said is, you’re audience will probably be stupid enough to defend it.
See example: women, et al.
@@EndThusIAmCan't really blame it on social media: I've encountered it constantly since long before social media was a thing. The internet just draws them into fewer, larger groups instead of a bajillion of them scattered all over.
@@TaoScribble Obviously, but where as we had say people following those in their own age groups, like adults with organizations. Or college kids and jocks or frats. Now we have every age, including kids, following the stupidest of people in droves thanks to social media. It's disgusting. Kids get made fun of for not following the latest trend.
Yoooo I suggested that clip! Cool that you clipped it, thanks! Hasan's head really is as empty as the ocean is deep, huh...
Praise the message
Blue. Sei. Fin. Gray. Minke. Humpback. Bowhead. Southern Right. Northern Right. Nine companions. You shall be the Fellowship of the Baleen.
“You have my blowhole!”
“And my DORSAL!”
aaHHOOO-eeeerrrrnnnn!
(Behold my flawless recreation of whale song!)
Hasan would've benefitted by following the old adage, "better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"Why do you watch this?"
"Get ready, Everybody. He's about to do something stupid."
You'd actually be surprised how many people actually believe that the Megalodon is alive in the Marianna Trench. *AVNJ - Fish Biologist* has multiple videos reacting to these takes and you can see the pain on his face when he does.
I kinda get the "who knows what happens down there" but isn't it like thinking T-Rex might be alive in outer space in terms of how different the pressure/light/food there is compared to where megalodon used to live?
@@rishirajbose2444 Pretty much. On top of the pressure of the depth crushing the megalodon, there's not enough food down there to sustain any creature of that size.
Read a survey on the topic, and it was 70% of people think the Megalodon is still alive
I blame Discover Channel for when they lied to everyone on shark week
@stillsameguy2836 you forgot about the 100 foot long squid that live down there. What do they eat? Polar bears
Hamas Hasan should be treated like Cersei in GOT for his actions.
Totally incompetent and acting like a dictator to anyone who disagrees with him in chat but preaching that all conservatives are Yatzys.
I usually have no ill will to people further than calling them names for fun, but dude, the guy laughed maniacly at a police woman being shot, i don't even know if i would be that happy if i heard someone i hated personally scream like that women did, much less a random in my "bad guy" category
Are you a zy owned nest?
'His brain has already reached entropy' is an underrated burn.
I hate Hasan. Thanks for listening, that's all I have to say.
Why allow any famous person who doesn't know you exist to compell you to suffer like that?
You are not alone.
@@FrawgfithAmblosebecause I love to hate filth
If nuggies were discontinued Hasan would starve.... Joel Approves!
If you're floating on a very large body of water I think it's the Idea that you're "suspended" over a bottomless casam. "Sea monsters" are the least of it.
Chasm
Hasan likes One Piece, I also like One Piece, that is the full extent to which I respect his opinions on anything. Even then when he talks about the politics of One Piece he gets it demonstrably dead wrong about damn near everything by ignoring the actual facts of the story in order to claim it specifically and only represents his politics. I don't know why anyone thinks he's intelligent.
OP is bad and you should feel bad you like it .
Makes me suspicious on whether or not he actually likes One Piece if he can't comprehend the politics beneath it.
Obviously everybody else is dumber than him.
@@otterfire4712 Right, because OP is so complex and totally not Dora the Explorer lvl of morality ...
@@shadowpriest2574 if you're getting things demonstrably wrong about the story to push your political views, I'm inclined to think you don't care or pay attention to the material.
Got here so quick the JDAM hasnt even landed yet.
'It's the same explosion!!'
'Really, Hasan. To the last molecule, exactly the same.'
"The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead."
A phobia is an irrational fear.
There are plenty of "phobias" where the fear is actually justified.
I imagine the other Eldritch horros pointing at Mauler: "oh, look the poor thing! Fear of the open sea... how adorable!"
I've had lifeguard training and use to do swim competitions. I dont give a shit, I would lock up and drown the minute my boat went down in the middle of the ocean. Not even the middle, just far enough where I can't see land anymore, and I am terrified. The meg and the kraken that didnt exist 5 seconds ago now know exactly where I am and are headed my way. I would freeze, sink and drown.
Nobody tell Mauler that he lives on an island and is technically surrounded and isolated in a large body of water. The poor lad wouldn't get any sleep.
Ygritte: "You know nothing, Hasan Piker."
Huhsahn. his chair has more personality.
Edit:
Kirsche Verstahl was right. The collective IQ raises when Hasan leaves the room.
Spicy fox mentioned, and is right once again.
I love the image of all these sea creatures Hasan is afraid of, looking at the camera and saying, "Hasan Abi I'm gonna k!lol you! At house in Los Angeles". Sharks and whales going straight Sam Hyde all of a sudden 😅😂🤣
The ultimate question: Who is dumber? Hasan or people who watch him, support him and agree with him.
Yes
Yes
I still have a hard time believing that anyone takes that simi-sentient fungus seriously.
Why don't you take him seriously?
So both women and Hasan chose the bear. 😂
There is an alternate reality where Cenk's Nephew isn't propped up by his uncle and DSP is the successful one
14:00 “You can see a bear coming”
So all those horror stories about people being eaten alive by bears, guess they shoulda just used their eyes better 👀
I wonder if hassan's viewership numbers would start to plummet, would we witness another boogie-saga?
Had to tap out after you mocked that Hero of the House of Durin, Balin, Son of Fundin.
To be fair, the open ocean is actually not habitable. It's the last conquerable frontier before we take on other planets. The phobia itself is usually because it mixes the fear of the dark, the unknown, being dissolved, surrounded, consumed by the dark, cold, calm, crushing pressure of the void. It's way more terrifying than being exposed to the vacuum of space, because it's comforting, until you are unable to leave. To some degree, it's the surrender to oblivion which terrifies people. Being eaten by ocean animals... is probably less terrifying because at least you know it's over. Big fish, whales, you can usually feel them moving in the water since they displace so much water that you won't get surprised. plus, whales usually don't have teeth, the bristles push out bigger animals as they can't digest them.
It's not a Swimming pool on a large level, it's an unknown terror. Nothing quite like beach-level or river level, lake or reservoirs. Deep water is normal to fear.
The first time you go diving with SCUBA gear, tanks, and weights, it's a fair thing to go into panic mode once you hit the first problem, deep down, unable to escape for 10-20 minutes because you'll die if you panic. So you can't panic. Practise, training is required. Even free-diving, just holding your breath is beyond the normal for a lot of people, ie facing upside down, flipping around with your feet in the air, kicking down into the water, sinking. being out of control.
Most fish won't bite you or come close, but, it happens. You're in their food area, they might check you out. And, it's usually so dark that they just surround you in a moment.
Rags said this about boogie recently but Hassan is absolutely a moral tactician.
God, this EFAP was so great. Watching someone unfamiliar with Hasan destroy him was so funny.
Hassan doesn't like blue whales?! Very strange, as they are the core of his audience 👌🏻😆
Could be worse. At least he knows about condensation
Water is wet.
Are you trying to trigger rags?
It's certainly not dry.
...Hasan is shet
Careful, that could be considered a hot take round this way 😂
I'm pretty sure there was a story a few years back where a diver ended up in a whale's mouth by accident and it immediately spat him back out. They really are practically harmless.
I suppose it would be like if you took a bite of cereal and there was a bug in it.
@@kwangsoo515more like if you’re eating boiled prawn a handful at a time, and there’s a live hamster in one of those handfuls.
Balin, died and was buried in Moria, yes...
So does hasan know so little that he doesn't know that he knows nothing?
Hasan is my favorite lol cow.
Fringy saying that snakes live in urban areas before correcting himself “well maybe not in America” is amazing
Wisdom is knowing when you know nothing.
Everything in Fringys country can kill you so its not like the beach is the most dangerous ^^
11:48 I think the main problem was that Berlin the whale was split in two for 28 years
He doesnt even know how to tie his shoes
No, the overwhelming majority of the ocean is unexplored.
But most of it is empty
@@spinosaurusstriker how do you know it's empty if it is unexplored
@@marcogenovesi8570 Statistics. It would be unreasonable for everything to exist in the places we didn't look.
@@ChucksSEADnDEAD Statistics of what, if most is unexplored there is no data for a significant statistic to extrapolate on the parts that are missing
The ocean is pretty well explored all things considered
I work in a water plant, so daily I'm surrounded by deep water you can't see the bottom of, in large settling basins.
I'm not afraid of the water, I'm afraid of those basins when they're EMPTY for servicing, because when full if you were to fall in, you just get wet and swim out.
If you fall in when it's empty, you're falling 25ft to SOLID CONCRETE in the equivalent of an empty pool with 30ft high sheer concrete sides, no ladder, and no one might find you until the next day's shift, that's a real fear.
Yeah but concider that Blue whale might've eaten you in water
Hasan's success shocks me. He's abrasive, annoying and often steals content. A total hypocrite "socialist in a mansion". Why on earth anyone sends him $$ is beyond me
EFAP: _Watching Hasan react to fish_
Also EFAP: "Did Balin die in Moria?"
Almost like he never had to live a day in the real world & grew up pampered/sheltered from reality 🤔
Balin died trying to colonize Moria and take it back. He got shot with an arrow out by the meramir and died inside Moria. So technically, yes.
I am always happy to see people clowning on Hasan.
Hasan would probably quote some dumb line like "people die if they are killed." And would actually believe he said something profound.
(Yes its a fate/stay night quote)
Never would've guessed i'd be watching Rags and AVNJ on the same channel xD
Some youtuber needs to take Hasan whale watching. Also, I infer he is afraid of his own head, being afraid of large empty spaces.
Wait a freaking second! Mauler, the Tentacle Lord, is afraid of the dark because he knows there's tentacles in it?! I mean I can't blame him, I think so too, but I DON'T CONTROL THOSE TENTACLE CTHULHU MONSTERS!!! 😅
He’s only a few million years old and doesn’t like his older siblings picking on him when he visits them.
Literally no one was surprised to hear Fringy describe the things in Australia's beaches and oceans that might kill you
3:27 Does anyone else see that coral group as a camel smiling at us?
I’ve been staring at it for a bit and I’m not sure how it looks like a camel. Maybe I stared too long.
Oh shit, I do see it!
Omg avnjs videos are actually such perfection for a small ish content creator his content is genuinely amazing I’ve been watching him for a few years now
Hassan ... Everybody's favorite champagne socialist. 😂
the aneurysm joke was my favorite 😂😂
"That whale will never be ballin!"
>he Ballin
*spits cereal*
Octopi is not the correct plural form of octopus, the root word is Greek not Latin so it would be octopodes. However in English the correct form is just octopuses
More like octopussies
The only thing Hasan knows is who makes the best nuggies what dippin’ sauce compliments them.
I would not take dippin sauce advice from Hasan
Dude should literally be more afraid of Sam Hyde than the ocean.
WillyMac"s video series on and his debate with Hasan is the best encapsulation of his idiocy.
I read "empty heads, no thoughts" like some Chinese martial arts.
Or an anime fighting style.
where were you trained about sharks? On a FARM!?
That dude owes me a soda. We said “you’re right, you’re not” at the same time after Hasan said “I’m not gonna be eaten by a blue whale” and he didn’t say jinx before I did.
Hell, there's a 0.00001% chance of dying while taking a shit.
For the life of me, I just don’t understand how Hassan is considered remotely smart. Clip all of his vids together and all you achieve is a circular argument!
I love watching three cartoons giggle like idiots at an empty chair
21:03 “Ahhh we were RIGHT THERE MAN”
17:31 I lost my shit here. I was looking directly at the first creature when he said "this shit is fucked". Poor little globbo.
Hassan probably watched The Meg and thought it was a documentary
8,000 kilometers below the surface would put that whale in space on the other side of the planet...
Maybe that's the whale from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Oh man this was a treat, thank you for this clip. 🤣
I have Thalassophobia
And I'm pretty proud that I'm less of a pussy about the ocean than Hasan
Simple response to the guy who said Orca's never hurt people. (in the wild)
If they did there wouldn't be anyone alive to talk about it.
Its less probable than sharks because Orca's live up north but it is not outright false.
Yes. Orcas are intelligent enough to get rid of the witnesses. Most of the time they just hire sharks to do the dirty work, though.
Wasn't there news stories a few years ago about Orcas suddenly being super aggressive and attacking small boats and breaking and capsizing them? I don't remember them attacking the humans that fell in the water, but they were pissed off about the boats or just trolling.
Maybe it's a phobia, maybe he wanted a bathroom break.
Hasan acts as if the Great Barrier Reef personally offended him 🤣
Ever since Fringy educated me on the dangers of cassowaries, I've had legitimate fear of cassowaries, despite living in North America thousands of miles (millions of kilometers) from the closest cassowary.
I feel like your conversion rate is a little bit off
He laughs at police being shot and claims "ACAB" but called his local police department when Sam Hyde called him out
When Cenk sends us his nephews, he isn't sending us his best.
I do miss Northern Queensland, where the beach warning signs featured crocodiles. People still swam there.
The bleach community had a meme because a certain powerful character was tied to a chair as their prison sentence, the chair became a meme because this character was one of the most powerful within the world at that time.
we need to start using the chair-sama meme for any & all streamers that just leave their chair whilst streaming!
So while watching this, I got a bunch of news notifications about whales attacking boats lol
The ocean is very cool fringy. You’ll never get me to go there though.
11:21 Its weirder that you dont know what Baleen is. That was something I learned in Kindergarten.