The Russian Invasion of America - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 роки тому +4836

    I'm seeing fighter jets over I-95!

  • @swtrooper42
    @swtrooper42 3 роки тому +6876

    *Braun shoots himself in the foot*
    Braun: Why would Bo do this to me?

    • @HugostarGames
      @HugostarGames 3 роки тому +197

      Braun shoots himself in the foot and lets himself bleed out

    • @huittlaarma9455
      @huittlaarma9455 3 роки тому +87

      practically every game

    • @rileydunn75
      @rileydunn75 3 роки тому +70

      Braun reminds me of this stoner skid from high school who would ask to borrow GoT books and never give them back.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 3 роки тому +124

      Braun: *declares war on Russia* Its to be historical.
      Also Braun: I can’t believe Bo would ruin this game.

    • @kieraniverson590
      @kieraniverson590 3 роки тому +69

      He didn't shoot himself in the foot he straight up cut his leg off

  • @GodSpeedYouCamus
    @GodSpeedYouCamus 3 роки тому +4590

    Declares war on Russia
    *Dies*
    “Not my fault.”

    • @Byebyeyoutube666
      @Byebyeyoutube666 3 роки тому +16

      Russia: ?

    • @hyperion5053
      @hyperion5053 3 роки тому +169

      As the wise man once said "claims to be pro-life, dies anyway"

    • @jec3830
      @jec3830 3 роки тому +12

      Hitler 1945

    • @jte7438
      @jte7438 3 роки тому +6

      What the fuck is this? The Trump Administration?

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 роки тому +26

      @@jte7438 uh that dosent really work but this joke does work perfectly with bush "now watch this drive"
      i still cant belive that was real.

  • @dudeman1359
    @dudeman1359 3 роки тому +3354

    Denial: you can't peace me out
    Anger: you're literally the Nazis
    Depression: I'm the underdog here
    Bargaining: I'll do a white peace
    Acceptance: Russian New York

  • @Pronessboss
    @Pronessboss 3 роки тому +4574

    "I am Churchill"
    > Declares war
    > "I'm not going to fight you"
    > Keeps army defunded
    > Is Braun

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 3 роки тому +114

      @Sneed Central based and sneedpilled

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 3 роки тому +30

      @Sneed Central based

    • @HORoundhouse
      @HORoundhouse 3 роки тому +290

      Remember when Britain declared war on Germany and Churchill said "we shall not fight on the beaches, we shall not fight on the landing grounds, we shall not fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall not fight in the hills, Hitler be reasonable and stop bombing London okay?"

    • @bigbrain2178
      @bigbrain2178 3 роки тому +64

      @@HORoundhouse then proceeds to level dresden lmao

    • @redacted_lol
      @redacted_lol 3 роки тому +21

      To be fair he kinda was Churchill, just lacking the skills to back his bold words.

  • @s.a.g5417
    @s.a.g5417 3 роки тому +7151

    I love how 98% of the video is just loading screens and rehosting the game, really gives you that vic 2 mp feeling

    • @that1calledsam288
      @that1calledsam288 3 роки тому +186

      @Rick James Victoria III 2077

    • @aidanryan2819
      @aidanryan2819 3 роки тому +81

      @Rick James Paradox has got worse in their latest games. hopefully they can fix ck3, and imperator(now actualy decient with latest patch). We want our lobbies back. if you have more than 5 people its impossible to get them to not do anything while they wait for a player to load the save.

    • @TheButterMinecart1
      @TheButterMinecart1 3 роки тому +13

      It's probably because of the mod they're using. When I play I only have a rehost every 20-30 years.

    • @andrewgagne4465
      @andrewgagne4465 3 роки тому +27

      @@TheButterMinecart1 that's cap, if your taking about vic 2 then I'm not sure but ck3 mp is borderline unplayable

    • @thecommandant341
      @thecommandant341 3 роки тому +11

      @@aidanryan2819 CK3 Is doing fine for me.

  • @TheSniperBoy
    @TheSniperBoy 3 роки тому +6301

    Braun somehow made Swimmy look reasonable.

    • @dasderpdood228
      @dasderpdood228 3 роки тому +320

      The grand autismo war has begun

    • @luigiff3431
      @luigiff3431 3 роки тому +505

      If you put those two in a game of vicky 2 alone as great powers, they'll manage to get down to uncivilized nations real quick

    • @greekguy5647
      @greekguy5647 3 роки тому +330

      Wha ? Swmy is always playing 6D chess, you are just missing the big picture

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 3 роки тому +313

      But seriously even though Swimmy is quick to anger at least he can be spoken with (albeit unreasonable at times) meanwhile Braun is almost always unreasonable and meme screams his mic.

    • @frankthefrankfrank8138
      @frankthefrankfrank8138 3 роки тому +3

      Braun was right

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 3 роки тому +3641

    >"I'm standing up to tyranny"
    >"Bo I'm not gonna fight you"
    Does Braun not see the cognitive dissonance?

    • @dylanwillmon5672
      @dylanwillmon5672 3 роки тому +385

      He is peacefully standing up to tyranny, he didn't even have an army those were just groups of peaceful protesters

    • @newromanianmappernrm4420
      @newromanianmappernrm4420 3 роки тому +164

      He's staying right where he is to tyranny, with a sign next to his head that said "press boot here"

    • @dylanwillmon5672
      @dylanwillmon5672 3 роки тому +5

      @Reino Nõlvak he didn't then, they were protesters against russian tyranny

    • @Downbubbles2
      @Downbubbles2 3 роки тому +5

      These guys are salt boys god forbid if they ever admit they’re wrong.

    • @AndrewJ9673
      @AndrewJ9673 3 роки тому +15

      Braun is too chubby to stand.

  • @knarfjen6896
    @knarfjen6896 3 роки тому +2024

    I love how Braun was saying he de-esculated the situation when he's about to start WW1 over a Peruvian desert.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 3 роки тому +190

      AFTER he declared war on Russia

    • @zingiercircle1878
      @zingiercircle1878 3 роки тому +11

      That’s Chile not peru

    • @cadian101st
      @cadian101st 3 роки тому +63

      @@zingiercircle1878 it was a joint Bolivia-Peru when he took it, later irl it would be Bolivian, and even later Chilé would take it

    • @mathieuhernandez1381
      @mathieuhernandez1381 3 роки тому +19

      @@Whatareyoudoinnhere strolling in Seattle actually. The americans defunded their army.

    • @a_mooses_son7705
      @a_mooses_son7705 9 місяців тому

      You wouldnt start ww1 over peru?

  • @notasmith8163
    @notasmith8163 3 роки тому +2043

    Everyone’s talking about Braun relapsing into his personality from four years ago, and nobody’s mentioning Mexico is the “Proto-Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate”.

    • @khorneberzerker2184
      @khorneberzerker2184 3 роки тому +393

      Now I'm having flashbacks to when Rimmy and a bunch of others played Stellaris, and someone made the Proto-Finnish Holy Roman Khaganate

    • @AlexisGHQ
      @AlexisGHQ 3 роки тому +81

      Fr the fuck does that even mean

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 роки тому +104

      Wait, you mean there was a time, when Braun was even more Braun? I couldn't imagine doing anything with such a person.

    • @DarkMatterKid
      @DarkMatterKid 3 роки тому +242

      @@AlexisGHQ isn’t it obvious? It’s a collection of states loosely tied to an elected emperor (or great khan in this case) who are also nomadic tribals who pillage other nations instead of having permanent settlements. Duh.

    • @homoe7976
      @homoe7976 3 роки тому +131

      @@DarkMatterKid Situated in Mexico.

  • @Vmac1394
    @Vmac1394 3 роки тому +917

    >Claims he's standing against tyranny
    >Doesn't actually try to fight
    >Let's his country get shit on
    That's not standing up to tyranny, that's wheelchairing to tyranny

    • @richard-bq5hv
      @richard-bq5hv 3 роки тому +106

      wheelchairing down the stairs tbh

    • @Cameron368
      @Cameron368 3 роки тому +40

      Hey now, that’s not fair. Look how hard FDR fought tyranny from his wheelchair.

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cameron368 You mean the man who gave the Soviets the equivalent of billions of dollars in supplies and equipment and helped them conquer half of Europe? A real enemy of tyranny, that guy.

    • @Cameron368
      @Cameron368 3 роки тому +7

      ​@@RabbiHerschel you do realize those guns were used to first and foremost to stop the Nazis from conquering ALL of Europe, don't you "Rabbi?"

    • @Yesunfortunately-r1x
      @Yesunfortunately-r1x 3 роки тому +2

      Then says peru is gonna be free but the only way to get to peru is by sending 2 floridian alcoholics jump on fisher boats and get flown to peru by a hurricane

  • @elephant1793
    @elephant1793 3 роки тому +1784

    "We will let them stackwipe us on our beaches because Germany taking Poland is stupid"
    -Winston Churchill

  • @Genburthing
    @Genburthing 3 роки тому +2669

    The Russian warm water port adiction is just going too far

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 3 роки тому +1532

    Everybody: Stop throwing braun
    Braun: WOLVERIIIIINES!

    • @goolman2134
      @goolman2134 3 роки тому +2

      Who is this guy

    • @Edge50199
      @Edge50199 3 роки тому +46

      @@goolman2134 It's Braun. One of the holy Trinity of the clown car. The other 2 are swimmy and dressel :D

    • @JonathanAuburn
      @JonathanAuburn 3 роки тому +33

      The Wolverines probably had more army maintenance than Braun did in this video.

    • @fus132
      @fus132 3 роки тому +11

      @@Edge50199 With Golden at the wheel.

    • @AndrewJ9673
      @AndrewJ9673 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine that there are people out there who dont know what Red Dawn/the Wolverines are

  • @jakob71200
    @jakob71200 3 роки тому +1132

    Braun literally tried to pull a "no war, no peace" when the germans plug walked through Russian in ww1

    • @isengrom6883
      @isengrom6883 3 роки тому +126

      And the result was the exact same. He got a way worst peace deal.

  • @sweetnerevar214
    @sweetnerevar214 3 роки тому +1005

    Remember when Braun had a redemption arc? And they say it was the final season of Game of Thrones that threw years of character development out of the window.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 роки тому +183

      this is a relapse

    • @siemion303
      @siemion303 3 роки тому +89

      About the only thing missing was Braun's Modern Warfare 2 lobby impression at this point.

    • @magithegreat
      @magithegreat 3 роки тому +13

      Superior taste in profile pic

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 3 роки тому +17

      To be fair, that Game of Thrones twist was built up to in the novels, but the showmakers just didnt care to.

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 3 роки тому +15

      @@R3GARnator the books haven't got anyway near that part of the story yet. And worse, the show's ending was based on GRRM's notes so between that and the production speed there's no hope for those books anymore

  • @hellogoodsir2502
    @hellogoodsir2502 3 роки тому +597

    "I've literally gotten to the point where I would rather listen to Greg about how he was AFK. I've actually got to that point"
    That's a fucking statement I can stand behind

  • @derkach7907
    @derkach7907 3 роки тому +499

    "You can't take stuff from others, I'll fight you"
    "OK, let's fight."
    " You are beating me, I'll not fight back but cry."

    • @KingofGermanic
      @KingofGermanic 3 роки тому +24

      Braun is the worst part of the BoCU

    • @derkach7907
      @derkach7907 3 роки тому +10

      @@KingofGermanic he is the best! Ever heard of the Bangkok Square incident?

    • @attacheli9591
      @attacheli9591 3 роки тому +19

      @@derkach7907 Huh? What's that? *Looks out the windows, locks door* Never heard about it.

    • @dnw009
      @dnw009 3 роки тому

      Wait Braun didn't fight, what do you mean Derkach? He had no organisation armies get wiped despite superior tech and men. Man literally went afk in his entire game n just talked a bunch of shit about protest n fighting but not doing jack shit but complain. well that and send white peace with peru released deals.

  • @Ninjanate898
    @Ninjanate898 3 роки тому +1745

    welp, this is when Braun is doing his 2iq moments...

    • @dasderpdood228
      @dasderpdood228 3 роки тому +128

      Did Braun weaponise his autism but it backfired and shot him?

    • @louisbouvier6679
      @louisbouvier6679 3 роки тому +56

      2iq? You don’t need to sugar coat it for him

    • @dominikobora5385
      @dominikobora5385 3 роки тому +16

      I dontf think he has any braincells left, so more like 0iq

    • @JuanJoseMárquez-b5j
      @JuanJoseMárquez-b5j 3 роки тому +3

      2k iq

    • @dschulieen
      @dschulieen 3 роки тому +22

      Braun is the fusion of man hating 15 yo and Karens

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 3 роки тому +508

    "Ramirez, fire that musket!"

  • @MyCrafcik
    @MyCrafcik 3 роки тому +408

    >Germany tries to negotiate "fair" peace
    >Sees Russian horde and angry baguettes on the other border
    >Russian New York appears

    • @PerishingPurplePulsar
      @PerishingPurplePulsar 3 роки тому +71

      I'm hearing "Bonjour" to the left of me, "Сука" to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle of EU

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 роки тому +48

      austrian soldier: why do i have to fight russia because the usa decleared war on for making vacation in bolivian desert

  • @dominickdibart12
    @dominickdibart12 3 роки тому +173

    “I just wanted to do the Monroe Doctrine, I thought that would be historical”
    you know what else is historical? fighting the wars you declare on other people

  • @lukecz2090
    @lukecz2090 3 роки тому +244

    Braun; declares war on bo, dies.
    Braun;
    YoU rUiNeD tHe GaMe.
    Make sense.

  • @BlueflameKing1
    @BlueflameKing1 3 роки тому +199

    I love how Japan is just watching Europe and America fighting and arguing so he can just do his own thing.

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 3 роки тому +60

      ISP is just an agent of chaos

  • @snakeyesoldier2220
    @snakeyesoldier2220 3 роки тому +241

    "Why is Hitler in heaven?!" Well, he did kill Hitler after all.

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 3 роки тому +153

    "If you're going to keep going over peru I'm just going to abandon you." It is truly the end of all intelligence when swimmy is the reasonable one!

    • @federicofiordelli104
      @federicofiordelli104 3 роки тому +36

      The apocalipse is nigh, swimmy had braincells.
      TBF, These guys had a World war over the sahara desert so in comparison this seems reasonable.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 роки тому +33

      ​@@federicofiordelli104this was basically braun snapping his own neck because he saw bo pick A flower 20 blocks away

    • @federicofiordelli104
      @federicofiordelli104 3 роки тому +2

      @@wilmagregg3131 we both meant about the quote of the comment.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 роки тому +2

      @@federicofiordelli104 oh sorry i fixed the comment to make more sense then

  • @bennetthaah8236
    @bennetthaah8236 3 роки тому +192

    The Braun Doctrine working its wonders

  • @MrGoofy-io4wv
    @MrGoofy-io4wv 3 роки тому +243

    Everybody is talking about how Braun's character arc was ruined, but what about the fact that Swimmy became the voice of reason?

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 роки тому +9

      Is this a discord thing. What is Brauns character arc?

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 2 роки тому

      Swimmy was not the voice of reason he just did not understand the depths of Braun's autism. He thought Braun was offering war reps whilst he was actually still pushing for Peru lol.

    • @andrewstepanek8933
      @andrewstepanek8933 2 роки тому

      Swimmy didn't become the voice of reason, Swimmy was brain AFK. He thought he was being the voice of reason because he wasn't listening to everyone telling Braun to accept the white peace. Bo only added war goals after Swimmy joined, Bo spent the entire time trying to get a white peace. Even after Bo killed the entire American army and could have demanded anything he demanded war reps. He took New York because Braun made him seige down the entire damn country.
      Braun was a fucking dumbass and Swimmy didn't realise it until too late.

  • @yessir_
    @yessir_ 3 роки тому +258

    Grug do Monroe doctrine Grug defend America
    oh no Grug cant into defend America Grug cant do anything
    Grug angry

    • @saintbread5080
      @saintbread5080 3 роки тому +2

      I love this comment

    • @rick7424
      @rick7424 3 роки тому

      *Greg. Also it was Braun.

    • @yessir_
      @yessir_ 3 роки тому +11

      @@rick7424 Why do you think i meant to write Greg
      Greg and Grug are comletely different people
      Grug or Glug are a words people associate with cavemen
      i was making fun of Brauns logic and stuff he said you dumbo

    • @BroBrian_
      @BroBrian_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@yessir_ typical bokoen1 comment section full of redditors I guess

    • @yessir_
      @yessir_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@BroBrian_ i dont use reddit doe
      dont know how you could ever come up with that
      also did you watch Bo's Valheim video yet?

  • @inspector_beyond
    @inspector_beyond 3 роки тому +245

    Braun is literally did the most dumb thing anyone could've done in the History of Politics. Like... what was his agenda? he declared a war and wasnt fighting the war and now he's mad? Like wtf?

    • @athomicritics
      @athomicritics 3 роки тому +63

      not only that but literally declare war over a desert

    • @CantusTropus
      @CantusTropus 3 роки тому +42

      This is the sort of idiocy that, if someone tried it in real life, would have gotten his own side to depose him for being such a bone headed moron.

    • @rick7424
      @rick7424 3 роки тому +10

      He is just angry and ruiening the game for others. He was very effective.

  • @siemion303
    @siemion303 3 роки тому +71

    >Mindlessly looks at map while watching
    >"Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"
    imma head out

  • @dasderpdood228
    @dasderpdood228 3 роки тому +317

    The moment that early war popped up I just remembered how well the last early war went. Also we're having ww1 over some fucking desert mountains.
    Again. If I had a dollar for every time this happened, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't much but it's weird these scenarios have happened twice.

  • @DasSmach
    @DasSmach 3 роки тому +190

    Welcome to another epsiode of: "Why does anyone still play with Braun?"

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 роки тому +74

      How is Braun even employed. He seems miserable to interact with and without good sense.

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 роки тому +32

      @@platinumsun4632 he is their mascot, he brings fun and variety to their sessions

    • @gayfrenchsheep
      @gayfrenchsheep 3 роки тому +32

      @@platinumsun4632 I think Braun is still in High School.

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 роки тому +9

      @@gayfrenchsheep No, no 8th Grade at best.

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 роки тому +7

      @@danielm.595 Your not wrong. I always watch Bangkok Sqaure Incident every year on its anniversary. Nothing makes me laugh more.

  • @mick1157
    @mick1157 3 роки тому +191

    "I'm not going to fight you bo"

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 3 роки тому +2

      “Even with all the power in the world, you are still WEAK”

  • @kaigamer8250
    @kaigamer8250 3 роки тому +101

    Braun is literally so smooth brain in this video, and the people backing him up are like the older brother who has to look after him out of obligations and not out of choice.

  • @pixelcat5159
    @pixelcat5159 3 роки тому +77

    Braun is slowly morphing into Dressel with his "muh historical accuracy" arguments and general buffoonery

  • @helixraven8215
    @helixraven8215 3 роки тому +213

    Ah yes I remember when Churchill said "I'm not going to fight you Hitler"

    • @alfredorotondo
      @alfredorotondo 3 роки тому +1

      Well technically the invasion of France happened in 1940 so one year after them declaring war

    • @Jack29245
      @Jack29245 3 роки тому +18

      @@alfredorotondo Yes, but Churchill wasn't in charge for most of that period so it's not applicable.

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 3 роки тому +5

      churchill really should have just peaced out. britain wouldn't have lost millions, he would have ended up keeping the empire, the bolshies would have been destroyed, the reich would probably still be here today. all around a better world

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 3 роки тому +15

      @@alfredorotondo except churchill wasn't in charge until literally the day the battle of france began.

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 роки тому +19

      @@Poffean So are you just an edgelord, or do you actually unironically want to be identified with the 2nd SS Panzer Division.

  • @uncleflagzz
    @uncleflagzz 3 роки тому +119

    Ramirez's ancestors are going to have a field day

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 3 роки тому +17

      Last musketball make it count!

    • @uldisbergvalds1
      @uldisbergvalds1 3 роки тому +3

      Dont forget Frost's, Truck's, Grinch's and Sandman's ancestors too.

  • @chasewilson3693
    @chasewilson3693 3 роки тому +41

    I think I have an apt metaphor for this.
    Braun tied an anchor around his leg and jumped in the ocean while complaining that this is somehow Bo's fault as he drowns himself. Swimmy then tied himself to Braun and is unwilling to cut the line until Bo's admits its his fault despite France and GB getting ready to throw him in the water.

  • @davidxiang3725
    @davidxiang3725 3 роки тому +69

    Can’t believe this. Braun outswimmy’d Swimmy.

  • @anndroiddegenis11
    @anndroiddegenis11 3 роки тому +47

    The last time I was this early, my country was the Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate where we used to eat tacos on horseback and elected khans through tequila drinking contests

  • @beetee6986
    @beetee6986 3 роки тому +69

    "Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"
    What the hell did you guys do to Vicky 2?

  • @lordgulingd1259
    @lordgulingd1259 3 роки тому +48

    Braun: *shoots himself in the chest* "why would Bo do this"

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 3 роки тому +26

    Anyone else hear one of them say "I think Braun is the real neo-nazi here" while they were all dying of laughter about hitler being in heaven?

  • @jvteam3095
    @jvteam3095 3 роки тому +33

    Braun: I am Churchill
    Also Braun, not much earlier: Bo did you actually expect me to fight

  • @dionysos739
    @dionysos739 3 роки тому +28

    Braun: *shoots self in the head* "I'm standing up to tyranny right now!"

  • @aaronmccullagh6421
    @aaronmccullagh6421 3 роки тому +32

    Braun "I'm standing against imperialism"
    *Adds a wargoal for Bolivia*

  • @simpviginius78
    @simpviginius78 3 роки тому +27

    "Adjusts HPM mod to encourage meme wars to occur "
    USA: H I S T O R I C A L A C C U R A C Y

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 2 роки тому +6

    "The world is a powder keg, and the spark that will set it off will be some damn fool thing in... South America?"
    - Otto Von Bismarck, probably

  • @Catman2123
    @Catman2123 3 роки тому +23

    “Why is Hitler in heaven?”
    Absolutely killed me.

  • @thomasxzs
    @thomasxzs 3 роки тому +45

    Fun fact, the area you took first has the largest copper deposit in the world.

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 роки тому +1

      all of the world is important.. its just americans and europeans who think that other than their continents everywhere is just sh*t...

    • @alfredorotondo
      @alfredorotondo 3 роки тому +9

      @@Ronald98 colonisation for exploiting resources: bonjour

    • @thomasxzs
      @thomasxzs 3 роки тому +2

      @@alfredorotondo another fun fact , the spanish tried to recolonize chile , peru and ecuador after their independence , since they need the resources there so they could industrialize

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ronald98 oh the rest of the world is important alright. where would we be without all your resources?

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 роки тому

      @@philip8498 right.. where would the so called "West" be without the oil and rubber and tin and tungsten and chromium and diamonds and gold which they all stole from around the world for advancing their own countries?? sit the f*** down you id*ot... go back to school before you start a conversation online

  • @panzerofthelake4752
    @panzerofthelake4752 3 роки тому +76

    Very Broke: Soviet Red Alert Invasion of the USA
    Broke: Goering eating the USA
    Woke: The Tsar of the Russian Empire expanding Russian America

    • @xxxxxxxsnorlax
      @xxxxxxxsnorlax 3 роки тому +5

      Well, the guy in charge of the Soviet Union in Red Alert 2 is a Romanov so this isn't that far off

  • @burnlogic8407
    @burnlogic8407 3 роки тому +103

    Braun is out of his freaking mind, how the hell does his mind work to get twisted in his logic?

  • @Cookiescool2
    @Cookiescool2 3 роки тому +60

    *2020 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo*

  • @youtubeadministration8037
    @youtubeadministration8037 3 роки тому +47

    Serbia in the middle of all this just living a Swiss life

  • @isaacsorrels4077
    @isaacsorrels4077 3 роки тому +44

    Braun was dead wrong about being Churchill.
    He's actually Leon Trotsky.
    "No war, no peace" and all that jazz.

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 3 роки тому +25

    Braun: We are fighting against Nazism
    Also Braun: *fighting the Russians over a pointless desert in South America*

  • @perfectlyfine1675
    @perfectlyfine1675 3 роки тому +30

    Peter the Great in his will to all future tsars "Go and conquer Constantinople".
    *Bo takes New York*
    "Okay, that's good too I guess"

  • @AndrewStyles2001
    @AndrewStyles2001 3 роки тому +33

    Ah, og game breaking Braun has returned....

  • @RobinMelons
    @RobinMelons 3 роки тому +10

    There are Swimmy moments, Dessel moments , Golden moments and then there are Braun moments. Forever cherished that meme of a ..species.

  • @Mario-tj8nu
    @Mario-tj8nu 2 роки тому +9

    As much fun as Braun can be sometimes I can only applaud the patience of dealing with him and Swimmy sometimes, watching some of these videos it really puts both of them in a bad light sometimes

  • @ZahrDalsk
    @ZahrDalsk 3 роки тому +11

    Everyone:
    Wow Braun's gotten so mature and sensible as he's aged
    Braun:

  • @boombler4320
    @boombler4320 3 роки тому +35

    when title said "The Russian Invasion of America" I didnt expect that

    • @spaceman8935
      @spaceman8935 3 роки тому +8

      I was kind of expecting someone to fuck up so bad as Russia that everyone immigrated to America.

    • @gotban8846
      @gotban8846 3 роки тому +1

      @@spaceman8935 "Based on a real story"©

  • @heraissilly
    @heraissilly Рік тому +5

    Every time I rewatch this video, I get mind shattering amounts of mental fatigue. The sheer balls to the wall stubborn, idiotic defiance is like a well aged wine that has also somehow gone completely sour. I love/hate this.

  • @advocatusdiaboli4861
    @advocatusdiaboli4861 3 роки тому +14

    I can't believe Swimmy was the voice of reason in this one...

  • @Dre2Dee2
    @Dre2Dee2 3 роки тому +11

    "I am declaring war"
    "I am AFK"
    "You did this to yourself"
    "Churchill, Churchill, Churchill"
    -A Mad man

  • @BilboWaggins
    @BilboWaggins 3 роки тому +8

    Braun: declares war on Bo and doesn't fight
    Also Braun when Bo sweeps his country: This isn't my fault

  • @Tanzklaue
    @Tanzklaue 3 роки тому +23

    Declares a war.
    Declares he doesn't intend to fight it.
    Declares he doesn't intend to accept any peace deals.
    "Bo ruined the game!"

  • @madhog81
    @madhog81 3 роки тому +13

    We haven't seen Braun -100IQ moments for a while, I didn't realise that I missed them

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 3 роки тому +50

    "How do I avoid the American civil war?"
    Google: Leave the USA before the year 1861
    Yahoo!: Hide somewhere safe until it blows over
    Bing: BECOME RUSSIA

    • @gotban8846
      @gotban8846 3 роки тому +4

      Double the Red October, double the fun

  • @alfons.hatler
    @alfons.hatler 3 роки тому +5

    Even if someone told me I would have never believed to see Swimmy trying to de-escalate a war and being a 100% reasonable peacemaker.
    Biggest character development ever

  • @RiderofRiddermark
    @RiderofRiddermark 3 роки тому +9

    "I'm Churchill!"
    > needlessly pushes for war
    > refuses to back out
    > destroys his own nation
    That's surprisingly accurate.

  • @Ronald98
    @Ronald98 2 роки тому +10

    America : we declare war!
    Russia : we are announcing a special military operation to de-nazify and de-militarize the united states...

  • @noahthompson3451
    @noahthompson3451 3 роки тому +59

    The funny thing is, I can fully imagine this situation happening Irl.

    • @HugostarGames
      @HugostarGames 3 роки тому +6

      so with all of them at a G20 meeting

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 3 роки тому +30

      The USA completely defund its army is something i absolutely cannot imagine tho

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 3 роки тому +8

      @@equilintogo5378 would improve reality 100% tho.
      goddamn warhawks in the US government, every single president since ww2 has declared a war IIRC, with one exception, trump.

    • @Raiju2
      @Raiju2 3 роки тому +6

      @@SuperExodian Yeah, Trump was on vacation. Lots of vacations. And when he wasnt, he was on twitter. Truly a relatable and effective president.

    • @TheChronoG
      @TheChronoG 3 роки тому +1

      @@Raiju2 don't forget the loss of accountability for drone strikes, and the dramatic increase in the number of drone strikes themselves

  • @thesos11
    @thesos11 3 роки тому +20

    Dressel mode: on

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 3 роки тому +27

    I didn't realize Braun could actually get dumber but here we are

  • @skanderman8769
    @skanderman8769 3 роки тому +4

    American president declares war on Russia, defunds the military, then calls himself Winston Churchill and says hitlers in heaven

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 2 роки тому +4

    This might honestly be one of my favorite Bokoen videos of all time

  • @matthewgigs3456
    @matthewgigs3456 Рік тому +2

    8:05 that's actually a great analogy/comeback. 😂

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost 3 роки тому +5

    "I am Churchill"
    Literally lets his armies die in droves cuz he didn't give them guns

  • @I_Like_Mipha
    @I_Like_Mipha 3 роки тому +2

    I love watching these while making my project because the arguments remind me of the times I was doing homework while my parents were shouting at each other

  • @distantanion6742
    @distantanion6742 3 роки тому +3

    braun really pulled up in the clown car and said, "get in." germany obliged lol

  • @nickstone1167
    @nickstone1167 3 роки тому +2

    Wow, what a game.
    Braun somehow throws as US, and progressively becomes Mr. Historical He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. Not to mention proclaiming REASONABLE SWIMMY GERMANY will be dancing in Heaven with Hitler, something even Swimmy takes pause at.
    You guys need to mod Vicky 2 more, dayum is this some quality content.

  • @beastdeas7250
    @beastdeas7250 3 роки тому +17

    Braun going confederates: *POG*

    • @DiamondCalibre
      @DiamondCalibre 3 роки тому +5

      Also Braun: "standing with Hitler in heaven".

    • @alect525
      @alect525 3 роки тому +1

      Also claiming to stand against tyranny

  • @garrybrar4322
    @garrybrar4322 3 роки тому +1

    I was literally just thnking about how I wanted a new Bokoen video to watch. My prayers were answered! Honestly the best youtube channel rn.

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 3 роки тому +7

    The ending reveals: He didn't peace out for war reps.

  • @kylebricky6419
    @kylebricky6419 Рік тому +1

    Normal players:
    - Prepares for war
    - Plans strategy
    - Finds allies and informs them
    - Declares war and fights it
    - Strategy fails
    - Accepts defeat and negotiates terms
    - Accepts reasonable terms
    - Peace
    Braun:
    - Declares war
    - Doesnt fight war and lets enemy steamroll over his country
    - Doesnt have strategy and makes his allies suffer
    - Doesnt accept very reasonable terms
    - Simultaneously calls himself “the victim”, “defender against tyranny” all whilst not fighting

  • @shameonyou_mm
    @shameonyou_mm 3 роки тому +4

    -“Why is Hitler in heaven ?”
    -“You know, he killed a Hitler”

  • @adoqi3049
    @adoqi3049 6 місяців тому +3

    Every time i rewatch this it gets even more funny

  • @Robinjhoe1
    @Robinjhoe1 3 роки тому +3

    I laughed so hard when Bo threatened to run over austria lol. Its like being in a boxing match and then shooting the opponents wife out of nowhere

  • @timdoyle3436
    @timdoyle3436 3 роки тому +7

    When you, a Frenchman have to fight the Prussians in New York because Russia invaded Peru.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 3 роки тому +6

    "Your going to be standing in heaven with Hitler"
    Help I am dead.

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 роки тому +5

    Can't Wait For The Modern Day Real Life Reenactment!

  • @bigguy978978
    @bigguy978978 3 роки тому +4

    So let me get this straight. Braun:
    1. Declares war on Russia becuase of Chile
    2. Losses a war by going afk and not funding his army
    3. Gets Germany and Austria to declare on Russia
    4. Says he is standing up to tyranny and won't peace out unless Chile is released.
    This is just so incredibly stupid. Braun can't demand stuff if he is losing and can't claim the moral high ground becuase he has done nothing to prove himself. His allies try to help (and will eventually lose) but he won't listen to them. Braun is completely unreasonable and delusional.

  • @arakui
    @arakui 3 роки тому +6

    Braun: calls bo a neo nazi
    Also Braun: Hitler is in heaven

    • @gotban8846
      @gotban8846 3 роки тому

      They did say "Un Gott Mins" did they not.

  • @tellurius4951
    @tellurius4951 3 роки тому +14

    Ah, yeah, Russian Peru, just as school taught us

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 роки тому +3

      Don't forget "Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 2 роки тому +2

    The fact that Swimmy is the man trying to be reasonable is a bad fucking sign

  • @robertm.8653
    @robertm.8653 3 роки тому +11

    Everyone know H-man is in Heaven because he literally killed Hitler!

  • @AB-rv2lj
    @AB-rv2lj 3 роки тому +3

    11:57 best clip of the video

  • @remiliascarletmybeloved
    @remiliascarletmybeloved 3 роки тому +6

    Are we going to ignore the Proto-Mexican Holy Roman Khanganate