The Worst Pickup Lines on Tinder

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  • @leucocrinum
    @leucocrinum 8 місяців тому +911

    “Hi wow your cat is hot and I love you 🥵” absolutely decimated me. That was SO funny.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +50

      Same. That, combined with the weird little song Daniel made on the spot right before, absolutely SLAYED me!! 🤣

  • @anserv
    @anserv 8 місяців тому +807

    I appreciate that Daniel explains cultural jokes, so I can feel the cringe of every joke

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +62

      And looks stuff up onscreen so I don't have to

    • @great_hedgehog8199
      @great_hedgehog8199 8 місяців тому +21

      And at the same time knows nothing about the more popular stuff

  • @colegrant4943
    @colegrant4943 8 місяців тому +1328

    Ah yes Oswald, the notorious assassin of Abbahamm Lincom

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 8 місяців тому +51

      Definitely not Jahn Vilk Spooth

    • @farmerchuck7294
      @farmerchuck7294 8 місяців тому +23

      @@masondegaulle5731So tragic how Jahn’s life was sadly taken by the treacherous Lea Horvoy Oswald. May she rest in peace.

    • @beanie7085
      @beanie7085 7 місяців тому +5

      I believe it's pronounced "Lahhcaan".

    • @teatalks3426
      @teatalks3426 7 місяців тому +4

      I’m dying this is so funny

  • @icedtease1973
    @icedtease1973 8 місяців тому +111

    "'Cause if you don't say what you want, they won't much your special spot.. EW AUGH-"
    Words can't describe how much pain my lungs are in

  • @gamerliliturra7434
    @gamerliliturra7434 8 місяців тому +233

    "Okay your cat is hot and i love you" would 100% work on me, i laughed so hard

    • @ConceptHut
      @ConceptHut 3 місяці тому +3

      He left the most absolute funniest till last.

  • @thebearer8904
    @thebearer8904 8 місяців тому +1481

    He literally used a toby fox song for accidentally writing songs that already exist and doesn't know who he is.

    • @LovecraftianGodsKiller
      @LovecraftianGodsKiller 8 місяців тому +247

      To be fair, Megalovania, and a couple other Toby Fox songs, absolutely BLEW UP on the internet and youtube. So you can't blame Daniel for not knowing who Toby Fox is.

    • @thebearer8904
      @thebearer8904 8 місяців тому +89

      @@LovecraftianGodsKiller Just saying, still kinda ironic.

    • @LovecraftianGodsKiller
      @LovecraftianGodsKiller 8 місяців тому +36

      @@thebearer8904 Overall it isn't though.
      But like, I remember one day, like 1 year after that whole thing like died down, my sister brought up megalovania, more specifically, was trying to figure out that the song she was thinking of was megalovania.
      My sister was like 15 at the time (I was like 17-18). My sister is only online for social media for and with her friends. At the time, she would visit UA-cam like once every 3-5 months.
      However, in terms of Daniel, it is a little ironic.

    • @dayzlove4994
      @dayzlove4994 8 місяців тому +31

      He looked up living tombstone but not Toby Fox so he probably does though.

    • @LovecraftianGodsKiller
      @LovecraftianGodsKiller 8 місяців тому +2

      @@dayzlove4994 at this point, yeah

  • @zoeorchid
    @zoeorchid 8 місяців тому +2319

    Did he just say that making jokes about Lee Harvey Oswald would be disrespecting Abraham Lincoln?

    • @BitigoBlack
      @BitigoBlack 8 місяців тому +241

      Kennedy....Abe...Johnson's Johnson....it gets confusing

    • @Jerry-terry-jerry
      @Jerry-terry-jerry 8 місяців тому +346

      No, no, no, you misunderstood. It disrespected Abaha Lacan. He wrote the Emachache Pracacha.

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG 8 місяців тому +159

      I'm guessing he got his three-named presidential assassins switched. LHO -> JFK, John Wilkes Booth -> Lincoln.

    • @Rott.221
      @Rott.221 8 місяців тому +20

      I read this comment as he said it

    • @dpr1970
      @dpr1970 8 місяців тому +13

      @@Rott.221still laughing at this

  • @Thechrisbarnett
    @Thechrisbarnett 8 місяців тому +442

    MUH BOY ABUHAM LINCUH

  • @Galactic_Orca
    @Galactic_Orca 8 місяців тому +298

    Lee Harvey Oswald, the famously, very well known, assassin of Abraham Lincoln, and no one else

    • @funnynoodleman
      @funnynoodleman 6 місяців тому

      Of course! Not to be confused with John Wilkes Booth, who was best known for the very infamous assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.

  • @hiphop_jay6392
    @hiphop_jay6392 8 місяців тому +222

    I love it when Daniel jumps over to the piano just spit some insane but ethereal sh*t

    • @lucasperdue312
      @lucasperdue312 8 місяців тому +8

      “Cause if you don’t say what you want, they won’t munch your special spot-“
      Ethereal gold 😂

    • @hiphop_jay6392
      @hiphop_jay6392 8 місяців тому +2

      @@lucasperdue312 Absolutely brilliant I want this man's mind

  • @saker1791
    @saker1791 8 місяців тому +276

    That ramble about Lake Tahoe was just 🤌🏼

    • @rmb6037
      @rmb6037 8 місяців тому +13

      I grew up nearby and sent that part to a bunch of family members lmao

    • @junitasarah3328
      @junitasarah3328 8 місяців тому +3

      Ikr! I was laughing like a crazy donkey😂

    • @foodiechameweon7924
      @foodiechameweon7924 6 місяців тому

      His accent tho 🤣

  • @lizafitzsimmons4623
    @lizafitzsimmons4623 8 місяців тому +492

    "Hello there" is Obi Wan Kenobi's catchphrase.
    General Grievous responds, "General Kenobi!" and whips out 4 lightsabers.
    My nerd is showing. I'll see myself out.

    • @EashwarKrishna
      @EashwarKrishna 8 місяців тому +43

      i was SHOCKED he didnt know this

    • @gangsterg1936
      @gangsterg1936 8 місяців тому +32

      honestly, I'm suprised people who open with "hello there" don't expect the response

    • @CopyKitties
      @CopyKitties 8 місяців тому +36

      NO NO COME BACK-
      My friends play a version of Marco Polo but it’s “Hello There” with the response “General Kanobi”

    • @jennal1260
      @jennal1260 8 місяців тому +10

      No no, come back in

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 8 місяців тому +13

      Honestly, if I was on a dating app and someone responded with "General Kenobi", I'd at least keep the convo going... And drop them if they think the sequel trilogy was good.

  • @Baku_bro
    @Baku_bro 8 місяців тому +288

    I just noticed the screen on the side. “Tinder? More like Tindon’t.”

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 8 місяців тому +30

      tinder? I don't even know her

    • @Baku_bro
      @Baku_bro 7 місяців тому +7

      @@Qyubij damn.

  • @aliceh5289
    @aliceh5289 8 місяців тому +31

    9:06 I died at the national anthem. Found the successor to the "what the fuck is a kilometer" clip!

    • @MAGICC.GAMING
      @MAGICC.GAMING 8 місяців тому +2

      Then he immediately has to look up kgs lmfao

  • @ttbonam
    @ttbonam 8 місяців тому +158

    Ok love the editor saying ”No”.
    not doing that Claire - voyant thing

    • @StraightLace0
      @StraightLace0 8 місяців тому

      I dont get it

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +10

      @@StraightLace0 Daniel asked his video editor to put "Claire Voyant" on the bottom of the screen so it would be easier to get the joke, and the editor just flat-out refused.

    • @gramathy999
      @gramathy999 5 місяців тому

      Daniel's editor: First off, how DARE you

    • @martinanathan
      @martinanathan 5 місяців тому

      @@catbatrat1760 I think they meant the joke

  • @skrrublordious1965
    @skrrublordious1965 8 місяців тому +750

    "Where does the angel fall into this?"
    "Hopefully right into my arms."
    Edit: "And we all know that fallen angels are bad boys 😏"
    PS I'm a straight male.

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 8 місяців тому +52

      Wow. If that was used on me, I’d be head over heels

    • @fightclub6291
      @fightclub6291 8 місяців тому +34

      Shit.....is this who I'm competing against?!? I'm gonna go try and compete in the real world then.

    • @Nopeapus
      @Nopeapus 8 місяців тому +6

      ... Wow

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +8

      Ohh, that's good! That's good!

    • @CopyKitties
      @CopyKitties 8 місяців тому +16

      “Hope you can catch me, because I have a dentist appointment.”
      But in all seriousness that is an amazing response 😂

  • @serotonin_rots
    @serotonin_rots 8 місяців тому +470

    toby fox and the living tombstones are the biggest green flags

    • @hugeunprocessedwound
      @hugeunprocessedwound 8 місяців тому +5

      nu uh

    • @KnucklesGameplays
      @KnucklesGameplays 8 місяців тому +49

      @@hugeunprocessedwound Wrong.

    • @serotonin_rots
      @serotonin_rots 8 місяців тому +57

      @@hugeunprocessedwound :loud incorrect buzzer noise:

    • @MyNeLi_cr
      @MyNeLi_cr 8 місяців тому +82

      either the biggest green flag or the biggest red flag... depends which side of the fandom that person is in

    • @serotonin_rots
      @serotonin_rots 8 місяців тому +48

      @@MyNeLi_cr fair. but the people who listen to toby fox’s soundtracks are some of the chillest people i’ve ever met

  • @JJ-1866
    @JJ-1866 8 місяців тому +58

    Watching Daniel's vids is really keeping my adhd brain in check cause he does the things I'd pause the video to do like look up lake Tahoe or Morgan Wallen, check random details on the posts, etc. I hadn't even noticed I didn't check my phone for a whole 10 mins lmao

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +3

      Saaaaaame!

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому

      I don't see anything wrong with that, he doesn't know who Morgan Wallen is, so he looked him up, and it's informative for anyone else who doesn't.

    • @JJ-1866
      @JJ-1866 4 місяці тому +1

      @@sarahberkner I know, I meant it as a good thing

  • @peanut_butter_enthusiast
    @peanut_butter_enthusiast 8 місяців тому +10

    Daniel(looks at 14% on screen): "please charge your phone"
    Me(looks at my phone-14%): yeah, not a bad idea

  • @manishojaee201
    @manishojaee201 8 місяців тому +35

    My favorite part was when Daniel said : it's Thrashin' time and Thrashed all over tinder

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 8 місяців тому +133

    Ladies and gentlemen, ADHD on display. He couldn't finish reading a single sentence without stopping to make a bad joke or looking something up.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +7

      I didn't even think about that! Maybe 'cause I relate so much, lmao.

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 8 місяців тому +19

      @@catbatrat1760 Yeah I always end up finding out later that the youtubers I enjoy watching pretty much all have ADHD. If shit's not jumping around on tangents then it's not gonna keep my ADHD brain entertained either lol.

  • @AliahJones-c1b
    @AliahJones-c1b 8 місяців тому +115

    guys: women are so indecisive they say they won't kiss or have sex on a first date and then turn around and ask why we are confused when they proposition us!"
    yes it's almost like we are all individual people with different wants... its almost like that's a thing

    • @Catpuke14
      @Catpuke14 8 місяців тому +14

      Yeah like it's not a hive mind lmao

    • @Dog_in_tree
      @Dog_in_tree 7 місяців тому +6

      Nobody said you're not different people. Nobody even said it's about being indecisive.The point is when we hear women complaining for our whole lives about how men only want sex and get called pigs, of course we're going to be shocked and suspicious when a woman propositions us like that. You can't blame us for not wanting to rush into sex when we've constantly been told that's a bad thing. You shouldn't be surprised by that. We're not specifically blaming a woman who just wants sex for other women telling us we're pigs for wanting sex.
      Also, I've heard so many women complain about men taking no for an answer. I've heard women call men gay for not making a move after she said no. There's a lot of crazy women out there like that. NO MEANS NO! We've heard that our whole lives.

    • @Catpuke14
      @Catpuke14 7 місяців тому

      @@Dog_in_tree wow wow wow I'm really sorry that happened to you but most women don't call men pigs and saying that all men want is sex and that they are horrible, same with the gay part. That's not what we were talking about, we were talking about men who think women all share the same opinion and don't have preferences unique to them

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 7 місяців тому +9

      @@Dog_in_treeOh man…you’re still doing it though within the first few sentences. Unless you’re talking about someone who said one thing and changed her mind, you can’t just mass-apply to an individual what a group says. The fact that you’re still talking about women plural rather than a case by case basis isn’t helping your credibility.

    • @Dog_in_tree
      @Dog_in_tree 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Window4503 nah, I think you missed my point. My point wasn't about women as a whole, it's about men, and how when society constantly tells us something, it's going to affect our thought processes and behavior to varying degrees, and women should not be surprised by that.

  • @raw_bin
    @raw_bin 8 місяців тому +52

    As a non native english speaker i am so grateful you explained that two thirty joke

  • @Gurlzup123
    @Gurlzup123 7 місяців тому +18

    I tried online dating once. Answering messages started to feel like a chore and I really hate the idea of meeting strangers, so it didn't last long.
    2\3rds of the the chats were just small talk and being asked if I had a good day or not. How am I supposed to learn enough about a stranger when all they want to talk about is the weather and sports? I hate sports. One guy started calling me sweetheart right off the bat and asked for my phone number after I simply said hello back. Just saying hello isn't enough information to tell me if I should give this stranger my number. I also lived in the middle of nowhere and didn't think it was worth jumping through 1000 hoops to meet anyone who never told me anything about themselves.
    Also, the number of men that complain about how women sleep around, only to then have a problem if you are waiting for marriage is appalling. You can't have it both ways. But no, apparently they "can't have a relationship with no sex."
    I had one guy try to argue that relationships are about compromise and that should be something to compromise over. No, my religious beliefs and morals are not up for compromise. He kept trying though.
    The number of guys that unmatched me for this reason though...its like the trash took itself out.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому +5

      Good for you for sticking with your morals. Besides being a Christian, I also have thought it's dumb for women to sleep with a guy because "that means he loves me" no, lady, that's not how guys think. It's better for him to have to commit first and to like her as a person.

  • @The_Human_Tripod
    @The_Human_Tripod 8 місяців тому +109

    Not the JFK assassination joke💀

  • @randomjunk6921
    @randomjunk6921 8 місяців тому +76

    1:34 bro really missed the opportunity to make a joke about an angel falling

    • @loquatjar11
      @loquatjar11 8 місяців тому +6

      THANK YOU BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS

  • @booknerd9229
    @booknerd9229 8 місяців тому +18

    10:25 for the teeth grinders out there, getting a mouth guard is cheaper than having to get a set of veneers after you chip a tooth (but if you do chip a tooth do get it fixed with a veneer, a crown or whatever- and use the mouth guard after as prevention)

  • @godofadhd
    @godofadhd 8 місяців тому +67

    6:48 in the words of Michael Scott "that's what she said"

  • @megluvstheater
    @megluvstheater 8 місяців тому +26

    14:36 "Mines an innie"
    That made me laugh so hard
    💀💀💀💀

  • @zoeorchid
    @zoeorchid 8 місяців тому +182

    I'm a simple woman. I see Daniel, I click.

    • @Ephraimmmmm
      @Ephraimmmmm 8 місяців тому +4

      fr lol

    • @KeyFChicken
      @KeyFChicken 8 місяців тому +1

      Guilty 💀🫡

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 8 місяців тому +11

      I do love my discount Timothy Chalamet

    • @KeyFChicken
      @KeyFChicken 8 місяців тому +1

      @@beckmania1066 STOP THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 💀😭

    • @megluvstheater
      @megluvstheater 8 місяців тому +1

      me exactly

  • @clarkconner
    @clarkconner 7 місяців тому +9

    Daniel is hilarious. Love this dude. No homo. I just discovered his work a few weeks ago. This guy is just incredible and has a wicked sense of humor

  • @WigglyTuffStuff
    @WigglyTuffStuff 8 місяців тому +13

    I love your shorts, but your long form videos are a gift from the heavens. Your communication song was great, btw.

  • @a.b.creator
    @a.b.creator 8 місяців тому +14

    **For everyone talking about the Angel line**
    This is how it used to go:
    A." Did it hurt?" B."what?" A." When you fell from Heaven, because you're an Angel."
    That line must be so old it has now lost itself in the game of telephone.
    In anycase, that's how it used to go.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 8 місяців тому

      That's a different pickup line, it doesn't start with angel.

    • @caitlinhanson8631
      @caitlinhanson8631 11 днів тому

      And clearly the guy got it, because his "where does the angel FALL into this" was continuing the joke lol

  • @fossilgamez
    @fossilgamez 8 місяців тому +7

    Daniel not knowing who Toby Fox OR TheLivingTombstone is hurts my soul
    Literal internet legends

  • @operator7585
    @operator7585 8 місяців тому +144

    Scott the Cowboy's profile is a gender-flipped mockery of certain single mothers' profiles. The cues are all there

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud 8 місяців тому +25

      Yeah for sure. He also clearly was the one who posted his own profile to reddit thinking he's clever and funny.

    • @sdal_yt
      @sdal_yt 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@dissipatedcloud it's ok karen

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud 8 місяців тому +10

      @@sdal_yt good one.

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 8 місяців тому +15

      is it? Those mothers rarely say things like "must be submissive and knows how to cook and clean". I think he's just entitled to

    • @lasciviouspaine
      @lasciviouspaine 8 місяців тому +3

      he outtrolled Daniel

  • @WMastersred
    @WMastersred 8 місяців тому +45

    I love this channel, it's so unhinged.

    • @KatsJewelleryForge
      @KatsJewelleryForge 8 місяців тому +2

      If unhinged was a person, it would definitely be Daniel. I say that with love, Dan. I say that with love.

  • @Qwertylol
    @Qwertylol 8 місяців тому +59

    Tinder?
    More like Tindern’t.
    Also, the General Kenobi one would have at least gotten some conversation from me, but the last one was pretty freaking funny. I’m a simple woman- make me laugh or a nerdy joke? Okay, let’s talk. (Also love The Living Tombstone, My Ordinary Life is on my running playlist)

  • @-weepingwillow-
    @-weepingwillow- 8 місяців тому +12

    bro it's so funny when he just randomly turns german

  • @katsu_devil508
    @katsu_devil508 8 місяців тому +6

    11:16 Bro is calling me out with the "Lol" and "LMAO" thing 💀

  • @nhnnj
    @nhnnj 7 місяців тому +10

    1:59 WRONG PRESIDENT 😭

  • @lizillusion2318
    @lizillusion2318 8 місяців тому +3

    I know reaction content is all over the place and it can feel redundant at times, especially as somebody who watches a lot of Emkay, The Click, OneTopic, KallmeKris & her bf Oompaland, and more, but my guy with your hilarious and unique sense of humor plus your musical talent, I freaking love your take on this trend. Please keep doing this! It's so fun to watch!
    (Not saying anything bad about the other UA-camrs ofc, I watch them cuz I love them, especially Kris and Click)

  • @branthegarbage
    @branthegarbage 8 місяців тому +27

    Him saying he doesn't know who Toby Fox is literally shook me to my core
    I can understand not knowing TLT but how does anyone with an internet presence (especially someone who makes music) not know the creator of Undertale
    I had to take like 15 seconds to process this information

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому

      I didn't know who Toby Fox was.

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sarahberkner actual "living under a rock" behavior

  • @one_million_realities_away
    @one_million_realities_away 8 місяців тому +12

    Seeing the Lake Tahoe appreciation as a Nevadan pretty much made my day. Great video Daniel!!

    • @littleredhead75
      @littleredhead75 7 місяців тому

      Hello fellow Nevadan! 👋🏻👋🏻

  • @catbatrat1760
    @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +7

    12:56 I like how they actually give constructive criticism. I feel like most people would have left it at the "piece of driftwood" comment.

  • @Dinglehopper.
    @Dinglehopper. 6 місяців тому +2

    Daniel is the type of guy I can just sit down and almost never run out idea to talk about. He just seems so fun to be around with.

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes 8 місяців тому +52

    8:30 Daniel has not understood the assignment.
    The guy is doing a parody of women on tinder who have excessive demands despite being nothing close to a hot commodity.
    The exact "mother of 3, pay for my babysitter" bit has been going around for ages.

    • @deku976
      @deku976 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, it was so weird that he didn't get that when the first thing he read was the title, which was an Uno reverse card bit.

  • @aspenstudios72
    @aspenstudios72 8 місяців тому +99

    WAIT I'M LITERALLY 6'3" WITH GREEN EYES AND CURLY HAIR. This is why I love the internet

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud 8 місяців тому +13

      But are they bright green?

    • @aspenstudios72
      @aspenstudios72 8 місяців тому +20

      @@dissipatedcloud Maybe not bright enough... How bright do you think we're talking?

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud 8 місяців тому +31

      @@aspenstudios72 like a neon sign.

    • @aspenstudios72
      @aspenstudios72 8 місяців тому +20

      @@dissipatedcloud Prolly not then

    • @cobsofficial
      @cobsofficial 8 місяців тому

      @@aspenstudios72 the have to glow like you've just swallowed refined uranium

  • @acloneofmyself
    @acloneofmyself 8 місяців тому +1

    0:43 TOBY FOX AND LIVING TOMBSTONE NO FREAKING WAY, DID NOT EXPECT UNDERTALE NOR LIVING FREAKING TOMBSTONE TO EXIST WOO ABSOLUTELY HYPED FOR SOME REASON

  • @princesspatti16
    @princesspatti16 7 місяців тому +3

    2:09 But you were onto something!!! I love the sounds haha I don’t even know how to describe where I would hear something like that

  • @wojciechsawicki4733
    @wojciechsawicki4733 8 місяців тому +6

    "let's look at how some people choose to use tinder"
    *immediately shows a screenshot from facebook messenger*

  • @wheezywheezzel
    @wheezywheezzel 8 місяців тому +37

    UHM.... Who's gonna tell him? Lee Oswald, wasnt, uhhh,
    I can't do it. Someone else tell him

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn 8 місяців тому +4

      My guy is charismatic enough to rewrite history. Let's let him have this one

    • @danakchampion
      @danakchampion 8 місяців тому +1

      Oh I just assumed this was a conspiracy theory I wasn't familiar with.

  • @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere
    @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere 8 місяців тому +52

    Daniel does not know who Toby Fox is.

    • @Phendet
      @Phendet 8 місяців тому +15

      That's just sad, man. Deltrarune Soundtrack is a banger

    • @majap1458
      @majap1458 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@Phendet Not only deltarune, Undertale is also amazing

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +4

      @@majap1458 I even heard someone in a video (Scott Falco, I think) say that the best way to differentiate someone who hates Undertale genuinely vs. just because it was the "popular" thing to do a while back is if they bash the music.

  • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
    @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 8 місяців тому +18

    For some reason I kept thinking Angel was Tooth fairy, even though it clearly said Angel and not fairy. My brain tried too hard to understand

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner 8 місяців тому +2

    "Doing well" on Tinder is not what I would call doing well.

  • @thea.9460
    @thea.9460 8 місяців тому +3

    ive been commenting this on every one of these types of videos but i love this format so much. and the phone call story had me rolling for literal minutes

  • @FaultAndDakranon
    @FaultAndDakranon 5 місяців тому +1

    "Where does the angel fall into all of this." Is a return fire pun. Dude is intrigued.

  • @DrkRyu
    @DrkRyu 6 місяців тому +2

    Daniel: doesn't know who Toby Fox is
    The Internet: ...and I took that personally.

  • @itsme_theoriginal
    @itsme_theoriginal 8 місяців тому +3

    Daniel's editor is the most hardworking person I've ever seen

  • @helioxyy
    @helioxyy 8 місяців тому +9

    this video was perfectly timed, and so good
    (i was crying for like 30 minutes and finally decided to click on it. thank you for the laughs.

  • @Sethsamonian
    @Sethsamonian 2 місяці тому +1

    My soul partially dying when Daniel says he doesn’t know Living Tombstone

  • @althealligator1467
    @althealligator1467 8 місяців тому +3

    The fact that Daniel knows basically nothing in this video and yet has made so much great stuff is actually really motivating, thanks lol. I guess he's just not chronically online so he hasn't heard of Toby Fox, The Living Tombstone, Morgan Wallen, and... confuses John Wilkes Booth with Lee Harvey Oswald

  • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
    @whenimmanicimgodly4228 8 місяців тому +8

    16:15 that was so good, I think I'm in love

  • @ThePlayer4our
    @ThePlayer4our 7 місяців тому +1

    Daniel going into a super long diatribe about the guys tinder profile that is supposed to be a reverse of a lot of single moms profiles is sending me

  • @EvieWinter2d
    @EvieWinter2d 8 місяців тому +7

    I just got an ad for Better Help with Daniel in it and I got super confused 🤣

  • @kaykayhawk
    @kaykayhawk 8 місяців тому +5

    4:30 the first time I have thought about Gunter from Disney Channel's Shake It Up in YEARS. Daniel that accent took me waaaay back. Also I don't know why I decided to drink Hot Cocoa while watching this video like I wouldn't laugh. You have direct access to my funny bone.

  • @antine1279
    @antine1279 8 місяців тому +4

    Thank you, Daniel, for reminding me why I'm not on Tinder.

  • @itsmemegan5566
    @itsmemegan5566 8 місяців тому +34

    ok the thing about people like Scott is that who ever they're looking for doesn't exist, you cant have a list that long.

    • @matthewmitchell3457
      @matthewmitchell3457 8 місяців тому +15

      I know, and I can't help but wonder if he did get a woman if it wouldn't immediately turn into an unhealthy, controlling relationship. Ok, so you expect her to let you take the lead, but also she has to take care of your beard oil needs? Hopefully no woman is that desperate.

    • @bagelisdead
      @bagelisdead 8 місяців тому +11

      Even if that person did somehow exist, I would image she'd have her own high standards too.

    • @penmaster003
      @penmaster003 7 місяців тому +3

      Ok the thing about Scott, is that it was a troll profile mocking single mothers with unreasonable lists like that to make the very point you just made. Lol.

    • @deku976
      @deku976 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@penmaster003yeah, I don't get how people didn't catch that either. The whole post starts off with an Uno reverse card bit, so it was stated to be satirical of the "6 feet tall, 6 figure salary, 6 inch dong" type request lists that people will have in their bio.

  • @indiana6941
    @indiana6941 6 місяців тому +1

    "tinder?
    more like
    tindon't"
    thank you for this amazing quote

  • @R3verse301
    @R3verse301 8 місяців тому +11

    8:48 dude is being satyrical because there's lots of women who expect these kinds of things (for you to pay for hair treatment ect)

    • @Gouranga_Man
      @Gouranga_Man 8 місяців тому

      Came to say the same thing.

  • @danhinchliffe7622
    @danhinchliffe7622 8 місяців тому +6

    That was good. Made me chuckle.

  • @marietailor3100
    @marietailor3100 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how most of Daniel’s insight comes down to “Ugh! People! Just COM👏MUN👏I👏CATE👏!!!”
    I agree. It makes me think that those romcoms where the whole thing plot could have been a 5 minute convo might be more realistic than I thought.

  • @catbatrat1760
    @catbatrat1760 8 місяців тому +9

    4:03 Oh, geez! This went from "weird, kooky, but pretty dang hot so can't complain" to "OH SHE'S PRETTY BAD ACTUALLY, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!"

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому

      The first one was a shallow viewpoint. Why would someone be in a relationship with someone they don't even like? I'll never understand that.

  • @TheRedBeet
    @TheRedBeet 7 місяців тому +4

    Daniel complaining about a phone on 14% while I’m currently at 3% and dropping

  • @SeaIbass
    @SeaIbass 8 місяців тому +21

    6:20 .92% of people satisfy those requirements, girl is not finding love

    • @Reyvinn_
      @Reyvinn_ 8 місяців тому +1

      I am that .92 🤷‍♂️

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 8 місяців тому +1

      What would she do when they get old and gray and not quite as tall anymore?

    • @Reyvinn_
      @Reyvinn_ 7 місяців тому

      @@sarahberkner They won’t

  • @SgtGolas
    @SgtGolas 8 місяців тому +2

    At first I didn't think I'd enjoy this kind of videos on your channel but they're really fun. Good work

  • @avalancherelapse
    @avalancherelapse 8 місяців тому +4

    the joke with the guy at 7:07 really flew over your head Dan! also google who toby fox is and specifically google "toby fox friend inside me" and play undertale i guess

  • @beyondawesomegaming3517
    @beyondawesomegaming3517 3 місяці тому

    Daniel starts talking about how the person needs to charge her phone and at that literal exact moment my own phone gave me a low battery warning.

  • @laurief.8359
    @laurief.8359 5 місяців тому

    TRUTH!! Too Many try to impress others by talking about themselves too much. “To be interesting, BE INTERESTED!” Ask the other person questions that involve more than a Yes or No answer. Show a genuine interest in them!

  • @Bwuangch
    @Bwuangch 8 місяців тому +1

    "I dont know who Toby Fox is..." There has been a disturbance in the force...as if thousands of souls were screaming out in pain...

  • @TubaJesus627
    @TubaJesus627 8 місяців тому +12

    He really missed the whole joke of the guy with all the qualifications at 7:07 doing exactly what many single moms on dating apps do... smh

  • @AzquLoops
    @AzquLoops 3 місяці тому +1

    Not the “tinder more like tindon’t “

  • @iulia.bianca.b
    @iulia.bianca.b 7 місяців тому +1

    Stumbled onto your channel like an hour ago and I've been binge watching your videos. I subscribed right away. You are really good! Great charisma and super funny and lovable personality ❤

  • @theomuammar3772
    @theomuammar3772 8 місяців тому +9

    6:12 Did the math. Combining US percentages for height (6'3" or TALLER, because that is very tall), and the world averages for the other two, I found that 0.004953% of people are like this. My math may be wrong though

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому +2

      If the math is right that's still about 16,000 people in the U.S., of course she might need to branch out a little.

  • @kinzietheostrichman
    @kinzietheostrichman 8 місяців тому +14

    4:30 holy crap I love that German accent it's so funny I need to learn it ASAP 😂😂😂😂

  • @LadyLeFey
    @LadyLeFey 8 місяців тому +3

    The thing about "paying for the babysitter" is that it is a common tinder female dating app profile. He flipped it around. :D

  • @faerie.1
    @faerie.1 8 місяців тому +6

    8:26 “This guy, wants a soccer mom NOW!” 😭

  • @maxreviews6179
    @maxreviews6179 8 місяців тому +5

    Daniel Cole Thrasher you are a king and I love your channel and thank you for everything you do 🙃👏

  • @TapZackGames
    @TapZackGames 7 місяців тому +1

    The cat one at the end was gold 🤣

  • @tpfoxCastro
    @tpfoxCastro 8 місяців тому +14

    "Don't know who Toby Fox is" He is the "para ba pa, pa pa pa parara" guy. Ya know, the one who made Megalovania...
    I guess he also made other stuff, but, who cares.

    • @finixmoon127
      @finixmoon127 8 місяців тому +8

      Toby’s reputation amongst non-Undertale/Deltarune fans in a nutshell

    • @tpfoxCastro
      @tpfoxCastro 8 місяців тому +6

      @@finixmoon127 And somehow there's people that don't even know he made Megalovania despite knowing what Megalovania is! (Daniel is an example)

    • @finixmoon127
      @finixmoon127 8 місяців тому

      @@tpfoxCastro Yeah quite surprising honestly lol

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому

      That's impressive how you changed the melody into syllables and it works. Also I didn't know who he was and I first heard Megalovania from Daniel.

  • @Mr.Donut_alt
    @Mr.Donut_alt 8 місяців тому +2

    “Tinder? More like tindon’t” -Daniel’s monitor, 2024

    • @Notyoavragejo
      @Notyoavragejo 2 місяці тому

      "Tinder? I hardly know her!" -Me, now

  • @f1shn0td3d
    @f1shn0td3d 8 місяців тому +1

    I was genuinely thinking about using a dating app because me and my ex both really liked the same things (Splatoon, mostly) and she dumped me because we “Didn’t have enough in common,” and I knew finding another gf who likes Splatoon was gonna be near impossible, which is why I almost considered using tinder. This video has changed my mind (and the fact that I’m in middle school)

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 8 місяців тому

      You're in middle school? That explains why you think finding someone else who likes the same exact thing is terribly important. That's not what makes a relationship work.
      Maybe just wait a few years and work on yourself and think about what you really want in a relationship in the future. Also it doesn't hurt to talk to an older adult like your parents or someone else about it.

  • @itzharpsichord
    @itzharpsichord 8 місяців тому +1

    You learn something everyday! Today, I learned: Daniel Cole Thrasher

  • @Altmetalpunk
    @Altmetalpunk 8 місяців тому +9

    The keyboard/recording lab at my college had fewer keyboards than Daniel's office.

  • @mangoyeah9663
    @mangoyeah9663 7 місяців тому +6

    1:52 John Wilkes Booth shot Abraham Lincoln Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK

  • @Civerestia
    @Civerestia 6 місяців тому +1

    I just learned that, apparently, Daniel's middle name is Cole.

  • @natthegnat
    @natthegnat 8 місяців тому +2

    Did Daniel just say he doesn’t know who LIVING TOMBSTONE is?! 😭

  • @Pezda479
    @Pezda479 2 місяці тому +2

    Did anyone else see the “tinder? more like tin-don’t” in the back? 8:32

  • @cjdash9299
    @cjdash9299 7 місяців тому

    The “are you an angel” leads into “because I’m allergic to feathers.”

  • @WynneL
    @WynneL 7 місяців тому +1

    If somebody told me I must be a taser because I'm set to stun--or a phaser, for that matter--I would somehow lose all my undergarments within seconds. Probably some sort of wormhole incident.

  • @lostinmyimagination7485
    @lostinmyimagination7485 6 місяців тому

    The harry stiles in his nipple shirt and then the flag with the middle finger completely took me out!! So good.