All of Harry's terrible pick up lines from SIDEMEN TINDER
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- Опубліковано 29 сер 2019
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• KSI: / ksi
Harry talking to a girl starter pack:
• “Im 22”
• Scratches chest
• Hands behind his back
And "i wrote you a poem, would you like to hear it?" 😂
Simon • 7 years ago and don’t forget the arm stretch 😂
If he lands this bottle flip will you swipe right?
Notice that whenever he says " If I tell you a joke and you laugh", he opens his arm wide 😂😂
*you
Top 10 sentences spoken moments before disaster:
"𝗛𝗶, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗜'𝗺 𝟮𝟮-"
I think I will put this on my Tinder :D
SP what do you mean disaster
@@notabeands4343 Bruh he means he causes a disaster to everyone with his pick up lines after he says Hi I'm Harry, I'm 22
And I wrote a poem for you
LMAOOKL
Harry: "Cancer runs in my family"
Girl: "that's ok, it runs in my family too."
Harry: "Oh nice!"
Dom toretto did u say family? It's a yes
the "til death do us apart" thing may not be that long then
@@Swaghetti_Yoloneseperfect candidates for mutual live insurances 😂
The personification of "you got the whole squad laughning"
*Laughing
@@yjmenon bro stfu
@@kriaz9916 come on bro...let him laugh
@@somebodythatyouusedtoknow9126 I was just telling him to stop correcting Grammer bc it's annoying
@@kriaz9916 it was a joke bro
"I used to get bullied, but i deserved it"
bruh this mans a legend
How does this have no replies?
Synek innit
Why is there only 2 replies lol
harry is the best of the sidemen because of this and all that he does
@@GhostechGaming *man's
Shakespear: im the best poet.
Harry: hold my bum
Lol
Shakespeare wasn't a poet man but still :3
LiNiX Harry is not retarded don’t diss our god like that
Aaaaa
@@Pgmr7 bro its not an r/woosh though, he didnt say that harry wasnt a poet, he understood the joke
The delivery on the "who wrote this" poem was flawless. An absolute masterclass from him
I didn't understand.
@@PawanKumar-kl1ry is a ni$$er
@@PawanKumar-kl1ry what rhymes with figure
@@themrpope4537 NNNNİGGEEEER
@@PawanKumar-kl1ry "is a ...nword"
KSI’s laugh is literally the soundtrack to Harry’s life.
Lol no comment yet xD
1.9k likes and 1 comment! Let me fix that!
2.4k likes and 3 comments, nice
3.5k likes and 3 comments let me fix that
i'm not good at maths but i wanna keep the comment combo going
“Hi I’m Harry I’m 22” *scratches chest*
Charlie Jackson I thought i was the only one who noticed
Mashallah alhumidllah inshallah better
Mashallah tbark allah
@@astgfrallah771 what
7.1k likes and 4 replies wtf
@@astgfrallah771 congratulations bro
He used your comment in latest tinder video lmao
Us: "We dont want compilations!!"
Sdmn: "all of harry's lines"
Us: "nevermind"
Under-rated comment😭😂😂😂
Of course the US would be interested in Harry’s lines..
wait wait wait. Harry’s what now?
jainey frfr😂😂
Lol
Harrys search history:
100 Cheesy jokes
Drugs - london availability
Plane crash documentary
How to unglue a pretty sizeable bum ?
The fact that some of those are working is just absolutely brilliant
I dont think it works on his purpose. It works because the outcome does not mind for him. And that's the secret: say whatever the fuck you want, being yourself and give no fucks about what the girl will think. Boom, that's another level.
*”I got bullied in school, but I deserved it”* this man is a comedic genius
IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍
Fr
Time stamp?
2:09
One of the most hilarious lines ever
I love how Everyone shuts up so they can hear what Harry has to say😂
Ethan Pearson 🤣😂
Only one comment? I'll help with this! 🙂
Yeaa
Randobando yes but you can hear a pin drop when it’s Harry’s turn
So they can *hear Harry's BS basically 😅😅
5:32 The way Tobi turns to Ethan for help is my favorite thing posted by Sidemen
By the end:
Harry: if I tell you a joke.....
The guys: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
1.6k likes and no comments? let me fix that
@@coolmanpantsman Haha thanks
JJ: Allow it
Murderer: give me the money, or else
Harry: But if I land this bottle flip…
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why would a murderer ask for money? Wouldn’t that make him a thief?
@@senfroji6115 dude
Just dont be THAT guy
@@RegenAgent true
@@RegenAgent ratio
Harry is one of those naturally funny guys. Great to see so many ppl love him
Zaldivar Twins Harry and JJ!!!
He is just socially akward
@@agaress8102 I'd just say he cba. He acknowledges it, but I dont think it's just that
@@inhle1688 ksi is only funny if you are brain dead or have a thing for loud noises
@@egghead4624 exaclty, he just thinks he is funny. He tries too hard
Harry is really a nice guy he seems like he wants to go away and escape reality. I love his sense of humor and how he takes an L like a champ go ahead in life man
The poem about KSI was the funniest moment in all of Sidmen Tinder
In 3 or 4 ine of them said to. Vikk i wanted a boyfriend not a son that was really funny
Petition for Harry’s uncensored moments
👇
@@ice939
I saw nobody mentioning you.
Ralph Marbler thst makes no sense
WE WON IT SIX TIMES
@@kob6912 UTB WE SHAFTED CRYSTAL PALACE SO IMAGINE HOW WE WOULD BE AGAINST MAN U
EpicGamers ronnie how many premier league titles have you won compared to ours
"hello, I'm harry" is the only normal thing he says
@Isak Chico Felipe Cayetano Lopez Martinez y 22*
Plz Surrender
*35 and he has two kids
@@YoungMexicanBoi lol
😂😂😂
666 likes
Harry is effortlessly among the top 3 most entertaining sidemen
Harry is comedic genius😂.He just makes the video funny and interesting, doesn't care about getting a yes or no
Part 2 - Harry's Fun Facts.
Part 3 - Harry's censored cuts
Aren’t enough of his Fun Facts yet
Prit Khatri no more compilations please
@@CAESAR-yj6ms Unless it's censored cuts. We haven't seen those.
Need to see the uncensored one in the school video they did
Kovilan Pillay he said Chinese n word
As soon as you hear ‘Hello I’m Harry I’m 22’ you know it’s all going to go downhill from there........
So true
And when he says addicted to drugs
dont read my name
U mean uphill
Or 35 and has kids
Simon really looks forward to listen to Harry always and always hypes him up .... Love that
honestly best 11 minutes of my life, I've been wheezing almost the entire time
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Harry: “I got bullied in school but I deserved it”
I heard him say that as I read this comment
fuck off
MJ Hancock why are you mad
@@mjhancock6029 jew mad
Malachi Hinterbrandner same
The title should have been:
“Harry scratching his chest for ten minutes straight”
For real someone who noticed
Snake it’s his tell when he’s nervous 😭😭💀
Hello i'm Harry i'm 22 and i "starts scratching his chest"
Snake yes sis
He's part ape innit?
we need more of these tinder ones
I was so low today so this video popped up on my feed!! Already saw this before like 10 times and it is still so funny....... thank you YT for this recommendation;!
"KSIOlajidebt is a- Who wrote this?"
Literally the funniest line ever.
FAM. didn't you see the last one?
I don’t get it please someone explain
@@mopedastyle8843 maybe if you watched the video. Just saying
MopedaStyle the last word of that poem is probably the n-word because it rhymes with figure
Danio fam. Calm down man jeez
Harry too busy writing poems and being the funniest sidemen to upload on his channel 😂.
Apollo 63 don’t forget minecrafting
Apollo 63 1000th like
Ikr
Harry carries sidemen, no question. Bro is literally the most funniest and pure hearted out of all of them
I love the little walk he does before he does his lines 😂
Harry: **Starting a pickup line**
Harry's right pec: **itz scratchy time**
He also puts his right hand on his left arm, or he does the presenter hands
It’s his nervous tick
It’s that social anxiety bro. Very unpleasant.
@@mcchillin7580 yeah many people have it, i scratch the back of my head and keep cracking my knuckles even if they are cracked.
@@azizt718 I thought I was the only one
One of the few compilations that we all wanted
Now the uncensored harry moments
YES
The sidemen school moment is probably gonna be on that
@@johnbanner5477 probably?
JG CT definitely
@@johnbanner5477 he said chinease n word simon repeats it
The effort that Harry puts into making these videos funny is impressive!
Harry is the true Rizzler
Shakespeare: I am the best poet
Harry: Hold my Dr Pepper
I love this 😭😂😂😂😭
im weak lmaooo
Awesome Izack underrated comment good job 👌🏾
He wasn't even a poet tho...
you mean hold my bum ;)
He’s smart. If he’s rejected it doesn’t feel as bad cause he was joking anyways, but if they say yes he knows they actually like him 😂
@Tilly’s Memes oh shiiiii
@D N It’s almost like you can do both...
@I don't know Yes, lol.
Yahzhzzh
"Hi im harry i watch plane crash documentary" thats kinda convinient.
Harry’s the person who makes these tinder’s 10x better 😂😂
I need to see more of this
"Cancer runs in my family"
"Well it does in mine too"
*SWIPES RIGHT*
"aww nice" hahahaha
I just reached that part and saw this comment
@@zaryabcheema3141 same
Ricky911 their poor children lmao
Look at the youtube card
“hello, i’m harry, i’m 22 and i like watching plane crash documentaries”
me: absolutely genius comedy
Can you explain that one
He watches Air Crash Investigation episodes
Are they also shown in TV at least five times a day like in Germany?
I like how I read this right when he said it
It was so gooooood, I would never expect him to say that
9:38 he says you have bad sense of taste in clothing, sorry wearing a trash bag is the new way to dress
The rabbit story killed me LMFAOOO
Actual title: Why Harry is the funniest Sideman
Agree but nothing beats the old ksi
You mean the young one
el cheffson no the old one
@@garbagecan6965 you don't understand the young ksi ist the old one
A ksi from years ago was young if you combare him with this ksi
@@elcheffson8735 When you refer to the young ksi you usually say "the young JJ" not the "young ksi" People also refer him to the old ksi W2S even says it in his disstrack from 2017.
The thing about Harry is, even though he is declined, almost every time he turn the whole room in crying from laughter.
Classic class clown
@@morty4128 not really
@@morty4128 yeah
Yes thats why would you care you get rejected then, when he already has girlfriend, when he point is to make joke and then maybe get rejected, but understand why, when it was so terrible joke, but it does not matter to Harry, when Harry aint black dude with multiple girlfriends, when he is gentleman with just one girlfriend.
@@jout738 I had a seizure reading ur comment
I love how when he pulls out a poem jj starts laughing
Need to do this again with the more recent ones
Top 10 moments before disaster.
"Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22..."
"I wrote a letter for you..."
"If I land this bottle flip..."
That girl who didn’t let Harry even tell his joke kinda got me heated, I wanted to hear it 😂
Random Account Uploadz I know I was so annoyed
It was the bagel one
Rewind _ he probs saved it for later so it can be that one
yea
When was it btw?
a compilation i didn't know i needed
The best thing about this is the classic JJ laugh after every line😂😂
Harry seems like the type of guy that makes everyone laugh but deep down he’s depressed
Comedians watches The world through a different lens. They don't care at all about what they're wearing and all they ever want is for People to laugh
Ikr
That’s me tbh
@@xsigna1 no one cares
Talk about it with people. Make your life worthwhile, life is so long and a depression is 'just' a period if you ask for help. Once over it, it will make you a stronger person
No one:
Harry: *suddenly ages 13 years and has two kids in the space of 5 minutes*
To be fair he's seen some shit so he's quite mature for his age
@@wilfredstahl-nielsen8629 lol
Excellent stuff 😂😂
“Hey I’m Harry if I tell you a joke and you laugh will you swipe right”😂
Harry defo does a nervous itch on the right side of his chest😭😂love him
social anxiety I do it too lol
and his left eye
Charlotte Wallis i think it’s the drugs kicking in
Charlotte Wallis dont read my name
@@pootonz5810 facts
The “ksiolajidebt is a... who wrote this” was the best line out of all of them
Laughed my ass off at that one
I really don't get it,help
GAMING WEIRDo_0 it ends with niccumpoop
@@papaglock6587racist term for a black that rhymes with figure
Not that hard to work out
@@papaglock6587 The N word, was what was on the paper. And that word is racist
I love how you can see the studio slowly get better and better
I'm sure that Harry is in these videos purely to make everyone else laugh.
as is everyone else ahhaha
"is the joke your dress sense"
says the guy looking like an erupting volcano
LOL
Krakatoa
Girl*
Guillermo Villarroel or tree, who knows we live in 2020...
Jon Jones problably a train
“Is the joke your dress sense”
Says Michael Jackson dipped in Cheeto dust
DAMN
Fucking hell mate that is funny as all hell, I was laughing for about 5 minutes straight
JDJDJDJDHDHDHDHHED
I was focused on the video and that cheeto just scared the fuck out of me
looking like michael jackson is supposed to be an insult?
This is pure gold!
4:43 HIS WALK BRUH I'M DYING
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My name is Harry
And I’m 22
(Scratches chest)
Needs more likes 😂😂😂😂😂
Haha thanks
Stststststttatstststooooollleeeen
And give me some money
@MASON CROWbotchski are u blind?
Harry gets alot of no’s, but when they say yes, he gets the hot chicks!
Felix Herland stolen
I like this comment but it's 666 so I'm not gonna like
Felix Herland Harry only got 15 yes
And He gets the nice fun Girls Not the bitchy bimbos
Yeah like this one 1:35
Tobi LOVES harry's pickup lines 🤣
bloody love these boys
“All of Harry’s terrible lines” UM I THINK YOU MEAN PERFECT PICK UP LINES
Yes
why does this comment have 1.2k likes but 2 replies?
Harry is a legend for having all this confidence
It's funnier when it's capital letters
Harry has the best and funniest pick up liNeS
“Is ur dress the joke” coming from a Lorax tree
Lol
That’s my fatha u are talking about
Lmao
Sean Connolly you must be adopted
😂😂😂😂
By far the funniest member of the sidemen
Harry's In a class of his own
“What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?”
“Damn”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I literally hysterically laughed for about five minutes straight at that and I don't know whether I should be ashamed or not 💀
*Dam
😂
I thought that one was great 😂
@@bethaniie_ nice 2nd account
Brilliant- let’s see some uncensored Harry next.
YES UNCENSORED COMPILATION PLS
They won't do that cuz then they won't make any money
But we've already seen Harry's balls
His career would be killed instantly 😂
MoRob true he prolly said the n word before
All of Harry’s poems start off innocent then take a free fall almost instantly
Bruh I love this man so much swipe right every time that's what everyone need son their life
9:22 “Is the joke your dress sense”
Big talk coming from a carrot wrapped in flex tape
Ok this has to be the best one
"Fam"
@@shortszoo for sure
Its funny but too bad you stole it
@@ml_kawary5757 i dont really mind people stealing as long as it makes me laugh
"Is the joke your dress sense" Has huge orange hair.
The two spidermen pointing at each other fits perfectly here.
Lookin like an orange troll from the troll movie
whould it be fun if harry replied "no not mine but its yours"
🤡
Sideshow Bob looking ass
son: "how did you meet mum?"
harry: "i landed a bottle flip"
This was so funnny
He looks like he puts a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he slept
Bruh
Tony Ferguson joke
FinnishZombiesGamer all of these jokes fit to TF
KK Shi 😂 u have made my day
nice.
"Ksiolajidebt is a ... who wrote this ..?" 😂😂😂
7:21 😩
@@meteorite7316 probably the n word ?
@@meteorite7316 nigga
Tomasz Mintah *KSIOlajidebt
@@yesno-oh9ku 👍
the last clip kills me LOL
We need part 2
“Is the joke your dress sense”
Says the Lorax
Litteraly copied the comment below you
Sad
@@Mrflingflong actually it’s the other way around if you look now
Exactly what I was gonna comment 😂
Harry should’ve said “have you seen ur hair lad?”
@@FLAMEalan lol looking like some candy floss
7:19 "You've got incredibile eyes And a beautiful figure Ksiolajidebt is a n... Who wrote this?"
😂😂😂
Reka bih da to boklje ide 😂😂
ahahahah najjaci je, kraljina
he was gon say the n word tho
@@tanmayjoshi2924 bro its a jokee
tobi jumpin around got me weak
God bless harry bro I hope he finds someone that makes him laugh more
Let's be honest, Harry is just there to entertain the others
"Is the joke your dress sense"
alright cheeto sonic
Ik this is a overused joke format but I had my own idea of it.
LMAO
"No it's the joke you have on your head"
Damn lmao😂😂
Reply: no, it's just the setup for coming punchlines
At 7:24, I love how the second Harry says "figure" Tobi knows whats coming next
Man I laughed so hard!! That was THE BEST LINE
What rhymes with figure ? That he’s about to say
@@eveakastar5082 N word bro
@@eveakastar5082 If you swipe right, I'll take you out to dinner?
Bigger, trigger? Digger?
What makes some of these even funnier is the fact that they work.
These never get old
We need Harry to write a book full of poems
Demon Dappz yes my drilla
Hard Scott Horton yur butters 🤣
Y2S if I was the guy in my profile pic I’d hide my face
Demon Dappz dont read my name
don’t go to my channel. ok
Who is funnier?
Like: Harry
Comment: JJ
In my opinion it‘s Harry
Bruh these types of comments are so dumb. The max replies is 500 so the person with the comment is fucked
@@justraytoday5357 k
Both
tyree spence shut the f up
Darren Meier it’s fuck u idiot u fr can’t swear in the comments jeez
this is the best video on the internet
GOAT
I woul swipe right all day long.