All of Harry's terrible pick up lines from SIDEMEN TINDER

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @incap1ble893
    @incap1ble893 5 років тому +8919

    "I used to get bullied, but i deserved it"
    bruh this mans a legend

    • @GhostechGaming
      @GhostechGaming 5 років тому +26

      How does this have no replies?

    • @abdullahabdilaahi3872
      @abdullahabdilaahi3872 5 років тому +3

      Synek innit

    • @rrrocky_15____
      @rrrocky_15____ 5 років тому

      Why is there only 2 replies lol

    • @Kaylathefoxo
      @Kaylathefoxo 5 років тому +11

      harry is the best of the sidemen because of this and all that he does

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy 5 років тому

      @@GhostechGaming *man's

  • @ethanpearson7461
    @ethanpearson7461 4 роки тому +29934

    I love how Everyone shuts up so they can hear what Harry has to say😂

  • @ZaldivarTwins
    @ZaldivarTwins 5 років тому +5536

    Harry is one of those naturally funny guys. Great to see so many ppl love him

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 5 років тому +9

      Zaldivar Twins Harry and JJ!!!

    • @agaress8102
      @agaress8102 5 років тому +62

      He is just socially akward

    • @jgct2118
      @jgct2118 5 років тому +7

      @@agaress8102 I'd just say he cba. He acknowledges it, but I dont think it's just that

    • @egghead4624
      @egghead4624 5 років тому +16

      @@inhle1688 ksi is only funny if you are brain dead or have a thing for loud noises

    • @jointlucas8187
      @jointlucas8187 5 років тому +14

      @@egghead4624 exaclty, he just thinks he is funny. He tries too hard

  • @MoreMonarchy
    @MoreMonarchy 3 роки тому +1635

    The delivery on the "who wrote this" poem was flawless. An absolute masterclass from him

  • @Haru-ym9fi
    @Haru-ym9fi 4 роки тому +13704

    Top 10 sentences spoken moments before disaster:
    "𝗛𝗶, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗜'𝗺 𝟮𝟮-"

  • @mini5701
    @mini5701 5 років тому +5424

    Us: "We dont want compilations!!"
    Sdmn: "all of harry's lines"
    Us: "nevermind"

  • @ehi_ij
    @ehi_ij 4 роки тому +26073

    *”I got bullied in school, but I deserved it”* this man is a comedic genius

  • @tygret
    @tygret 3 роки тому +9784

    Harry: "Cancer runs in my family"
    Girl: "that's ok, it runs in my family too."
    Harry: "Oh nice!"

    • @mouaadbens8988
      @mouaadbens8988 3 роки тому +132

      Dom toretto did u say family? It's a yes

    • @Swaghetti_Yolonese
      @Swaghetti_Yolonese Рік тому +26

      the "til death do us apart" thing may not be that long then

    • @annebokma4637
      @annebokma4637 Рік тому

      ​@@Swaghetti_Yoloneseperfect candidates for mutual live insurances 😂

  • @Simon-xk6mq
    @Simon-xk6mq 5 років тому +15784

    Harry talking to a girl starter pack:
    • “Im 22”
    • Scratches chest
    • Hands behind his back

    • @Chunko11
      @Chunko11 5 років тому +337

      And "i wrote you a poem, would you like to hear it?" 😂

    • @krazycam1029
      @krazycam1029 5 років тому +59

      Simon • 7 years ago and don’t forget the arm stretch 😂

    • @ravincarrot
      @ravincarrot 5 років тому +60

      If he lands this bottle flip will you swipe right?

    • @kalilabraahim6729
      @kalilabraahim6729 5 років тому +48

      Notice that whenever he says " If I tell you a joke and you laugh", he opens his arm wide 😂😂

    • @Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiii111
      @Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiii111 5 років тому +1

      *you

  • @joaorodrigues3327
    @joaorodrigues3327 5 років тому +1689

    One of the few compilations that we all wanted
    Now the uncensored harry moments

    • @Brute6TheBear
      @Brute6TheBear 5 років тому +4

      YES

    • @johnbanner5477
      @johnbanner5477 5 років тому +26

      The sidemen school moment is probably gonna be on that

    • @jgct2118
      @jgct2118 5 років тому +3

      @@johnbanner5477 probably?

    • @johnbanner5477
      @johnbanner5477 5 років тому +2

      JG CT definitely

    • @a.mendezz7
      @a.mendezz7 5 років тому +3

      @@johnbanner5477 he said chinease n word simon repeats it

  • @charliejackson9610
    @charliejackson9610 5 років тому +8823

    “Hi I’m Harry I’m 22” *scratches chest*

    • @bigboygains137
      @bigboygains137 5 років тому +20

      Charlie Jackson I thought i was the only one who noticed

    • @astgfrallah771
      @astgfrallah771 5 років тому +5

      Mashallah alhumidllah inshallah better
      Mashallah tbark allah

    • @cachorrocareca3233
      @cachorrocareca3233 5 років тому +8

      @@astgfrallah771 what

    • @purity.704
      @purity.704 3 роки тому +3

      7.1k likes and 4 replies wtf

    • @AssaulterBruh
      @AssaulterBruh 3 роки тому +1

      @@astgfrallah771 congratulations bro
      He used your comment in latest tinder video lmao

  • @CompelledUsername
    @CompelledUsername 3 роки тому +4369

    KSI’s laugh is literally the soundtrack to Harry’s life.

    • @weirdough7450
      @weirdough7450 2 роки тому +7

      Lol no comment yet xD

    • @saarza9991
      @saarza9991 Рік тому +3

      1.9k likes and 1 comment! Let me fix that!

    • @jebtickle4065
      @jebtickle4065 Рік тому +5

      2.4k likes and 3 comments, nice

    • @zenvin7217
      @zenvin7217 Рік тому +2

      3.5k likes and 3 comments let me fix that

    • @zescapegoat
      @zescapegoat Рік тому +1

      i'm not good at maths but i wanna keep the comment combo going

  • @sirsmoothable
    @sirsmoothable 5 років тому +89958

    Harry seems like the type of guy that makes everyone laugh but deep down he’s depressed

    • @tobiasa9071
      @tobiasa9071 5 років тому +4260

      Comedians watches The world through a different lens. They don't care at all about what they're wearing and all they ever want is for People to laugh

    • @abdirisakawes6544
      @abdirisakawes6544 5 років тому +206

      Ikr

    • @xsigna1
      @xsigna1 5 років тому +329

      That’s me tbh

    • @prolific6773
      @prolific6773 5 років тому +813

      @@xsigna1 no one cares

    • @mikewillems3849
      @mikewillems3849 5 років тому +317

      Talk about it with people. Make your life worthwhile, life is so long and a depression is 'just' a period if you ask for help. Once over it, it will make you a stronger person

  • @leontomic5978
    @leontomic5978 5 років тому +5466

    Shakespear: im the best poet.
    Harry: hold my bum

    • @captainshadez7403
      @captainshadez7403 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @spandanchatterjee7295
      @spandanchatterjee7295 5 років тому +3

      Shakespeare wasn't a poet man but still :3

    • @cambrica
      @cambrica 5 років тому +10

      LiNiX Harry is not retarded don’t diss our god like that

    • @Pgmr7
      @Pgmr7 5 років тому

      Aaaaa

    • @profeagle2470
      @profeagle2470 5 років тому +1

      @@Pgmr7 bro its not an r/woosh though, he didnt say that harry wasnt a poet, he understood the joke

  • @fletch_a_sketch8448
    @fletch_a_sketch8448 4 роки тому +13159

    Murderer: give me the money, or else
    Harry: But if I land this bottle flip…

    • @DarkKnight-tl8bq
      @DarkKnight-tl8bq 4 роки тому +40

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @senfroji6115
      @senfroji6115 3 роки тому +151

      Why would a murderer ask for money? Wouldn’t that make him a thief?

    • @RegenAgent
      @RegenAgent 3 роки тому +171

      @@senfroji6115 dude
      Just dont be THAT guy

    • @senfroji6115
      @senfroji6115 3 роки тому +22

      @@RegenAgent true

    • @lakersfan3269
      @lakersfan3269 3 роки тому +16

      @@RegenAgent ratio

  • @zebastianfrench3423
    @zebastianfrench3423 Рік тому +55

    5:32 The way Tobi turns to Ethan for help is my favorite thing posted by Sidemen

  • @commonsense5604
    @commonsense5604 5 років тому +18177

    Petition for Harry’s uncensored moments
    👇

    • @ralphmarbler27
      @ralphmarbler27 5 років тому +29

      @@ice939
      I saw nobody mentioning you.

    • @ice939
      @ice939 5 років тому +5

      Ralph Marbler thst makes no sense

    • @kob6912
      @kob6912 5 років тому +15

      WE WON IT SIX TIMES

    • @Hanaronxd
      @Hanaronxd 5 років тому +3

      @@kob6912 UTB WE SHAFTED CRYSTAL PALACE SO IMAGINE HOW WE WOULD BE AGAINST MAN U

    • @commonsense5604
      @commonsense5604 5 років тому +7

      EpicGamers ronnie how many premier league titles have you won compared to ours

  • @charbear_x
    @charbear_x 5 років тому +635

    As soon as you hear ‘Hello I’m Harry I’m 22’ you know it’s all going to go downhill from there........

  • @madphysicist3340
    @madphysicist3340 5 років тому +2538

    Part 2 - Harry's Fun Facts.
    Part 3 - Harry's censored cuts

    • @NA-tm5bc
      @NA-tm5bc 5 років тому +6

      Aren’t enough of his Fun Facts yet

    • @CAESAR-yj6ms
      @CAESAR-yj6ms 5 років тому

      Prit Khatri no more compilations please

    • @saalaarahmed3449
      @saalaarahmed3449 5 років тому +1

      @@CAESAR-yj6ms Unless it's censored cuts. We haven't seen those.

    • @kovzpillay9093
      @kovzpillay9093 5 років тому +2

      Need to see the uncensored one in the school video they did

    • @jeremi1820
      @jeremi1820 5 років тому

      Kovilan Pillay he said Chinese n word

  • @58films76
    @58films76 3 роки тому +119

    The fact that some of those are working is just absolutely brilliant

    • @mythocrat
      @mythocrat 3 роки тому +1

      I dont think it works on his purpose. It works because the outcome does not mind for him. And that's the secret: say whatever the fuck you want, being yourself and give no fucks about what the girl will think. Boom, that's another level.

  • @aidenlang583
    @aidenlang583 4 роки тому +6317

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Harry: “I got bullied in school but I deserved it”

  • @tjallilex1199
    @tjallilex1199 4 роки тому +5764

    The thing about Harry is, even though he is declined, almost every time he turn the whole room in crying from laughter.

    • @morty4128
      @morty4128 4 роки тому +84

      Classic class clown

    • @johnnykapiszony56
      @johnnykapiszony56 3 роки тому

      @@morty4128 not really

    • @sunixhii
      @sunixhii 3 роки тому +8

      @@morty4128 yeah

    • @jout738
      @jout738 2 роки тому +5

      Yes thats why would you care you get rejected then, when he already has girlfriend, when he point is to make joke and then maybe get rejected, but understand why, when it was so terrible joke, but it does not matter to Harry, when Harry aint black dude with multiple girlfriends, when he is gentleman with just one girlfriend.

    • @felixahelixa3233
      @felixahelixa3233 2 роки тому +41

      @@jout738 I had a seizure reading ur comment

  • @DarkKMo
    @DarkKMo 5 років тому +2554

    "hello, I'm harry" is the only normal thing he says

    • @nice-dg1wv
      @nice-dg1wv 5 років тому +4

      @Isak Chico Felipe Cayetano Lopez Martinez y 22*

    • @YoungMexicanBoi
      @YoungMexicanBoi 5 років тому +34

      Plz Surrender
      *35 and he has two kids

    • @nice-dg1wv
      @nice-dg1wv 5 років тому

      @@YoungMexicanBoi lol

    • @shivashivba
      @shivashivba 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @yaraxxx1587
      @yaraxxx1587 5 років тому

      666 likes

  • @sence_killer3677
    @sence_killer3677 Рік тому +72

    Harry is really a nice guy he seems like he wants to go away and escape reality. I love his sense of humor and how he takes an L like a champ go ahead in life man

  • @snake8669
    @snake8669 5 років тому +9375

    The title should have been:
    “Harry scratching his chest for ten minutes straight”

    • @Geekalations
      @Geekalations 5 років тому +99

      For real someone who noticed

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 5 років тому +140

      Snake it’s his tell when he’s nervous 😭😭💀

    • @MikeTheOneNL
      @MikeTheOneNL 5 років тому +69

      Hello i'm Harry i'm 22 and i "starts scratching his chest"

    • @katieyoung2990
      @katieyoung2990 5 років тому +3

      Snake yes sis

    • @wan3518
      @wan3518 5 років тому +9

      He's part ape innit?

  • @apollo6318
    @apollo6318 5 років тому +1580

    Harry too busy writing poems and being the funniest sidemen to upload on his channel 😂.

  • @TH-px1lp
    @TH-px1lp 5 років тому +6807

    The “ksiolajidebt is a... who wrote this” was the best line out of all of them

    • @chasinghaze8469
      @chasinghaze8469 5 років тому +194

      Laughed my ass off at that one

    • @SoldierOfGod-001
      @SoldierOfGod-001 5 років тому +24

      I really don't get it,help

    • @imabitch8711
      @imabitch8711 5 років тому +22

      GAMING WEIRDo_0 it ends with niccumpoop

    • @amrl1685
      @amrl1685 5 років тому +175

      @@SoldierOfGod-001racist term for a black that rhymes with figure
      Not that hard to work out

    • @keirabagnall8507
      @keirabagnall8507 5 років тому +11

      @@SoldierOfGod-001 The N word, was what was on the paper. And that word is racist

  • @POJbeatzz
    @POJbeatzz 2 роки тому +50

    Harry is effortlessly among the top 3 most entertaining sidemen

  • @peginsenspad
    @peginsenspad 4 роки тому +3611

    Actual title: Why Harry is the funniest Sideman

    • @benjaminbaker6410
      @benjaminbaker6410 4 роки тому +72

      Agree but nothing beats the old ksi

    • @elcheffson8735
      @elcheffson8735 4 роки тому +9

      You mean the young one

    • @garbagecan6965
      @garbagecan6965 4 роки тому +1

      el cheffson no the old one

    • @elcheffson8735
      @elcheffson8735 4 роки тому +4

      @@garbagecan6965 you don't understand the young ksi ist the old one
      A ksi from years ago was young if you combare him with this ksi

    • @garbagecan6965
      @garbagecan6965 4 роки тому +1

      @@elcheffson8735 When you refer to the young ksi you usually say "the young JJ" not the "young ksi" People also refer him to the old ksi W2S even says it in his disstrack from 2017.

  • @sungjin-woo5965
    @sungjin-woo5965 5 років тому +3688

    That girl who didn’t let Harry even tell his joke kinda got me heated, I wanted to hear it 😂

    • @ishaangoel6914
      @ishaangoel6914 5 років тому +52

      Random Account Uploadz I know I was so annoyed

    • @Trathien-
      @Trathien- 5 років тому

      It was the bagel one

    • @reakefit5042
      @reakefit5042 5 років тому +17

      Rewind _ he probs saved it for later so it can be that one

    • @xs2067
      @xs2067 5 років тому

      yea

    • @sarimhamid7810
      @sarimhamid7810 4 роки тому

      When was it btw?

  • @Kyonak
    @Kyonak 4 роки тому +11277

    He’s smart. If he’s rejected it doesn’t feel as bad cause he was joking anyways, but if they say yes he knows they actually like him 😂

    • @Kyonak
      @Kyonak 4 роки тому +10

      @Tilly’s Memes oh shiiiii

    • @colinjensen8303
      @colinjensen8303 4 роки тому +25

      @D N It’s almost like you can do both...

    • @colinjensen8303
      @colinjensen8303 4 роки тому +4

      @I don't know Yes, lol.

    • @jorgejaime5269
      @jorgejaime5269 4 роки тому +1

      Yahzhzzh

    • @markgolvani4445
      @markgolvani4445 4 роки тому +5

      "Hi im harry i watch plane crash documentary" thats kinda convinient.

  • @aidanw9378
    @aidanw9378 3 роки тому +2223

    By the end:
    Harry: if I tell you a joke.....
    The guys: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @charbear_x
    @charbear_x 5 років тому +1783

    Harry defo does a nervous itch on the right side of his chest😭😂love him

    • @robbiel7828
      @robbiel7828 5 років тому +59

      social anxiety I do it too lol

    • @bethmayonnaise
      @bethmayonnaise 5 років тому +7

      and his left eye

    • @hannah_ia
      @hannah_ia 5 років тому +15

      Charlotte Wallis i think it’s the drugs kicking in

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 років тому

      Charlotte Wallis dont read my name

    • @shi7212
      @shi7212 5 років тому

      @@pootonz5810 facts

  • @user-hi7ts5xp4i
    @user-hi7ts5xp4i 5 років тому +2598

    Shakespeare: I am the best poet
    Harry: Hold my Dr Pepper

  • @Ricky911_
    @Ricky911_ 5 років тому +2880

    "Cancer runs in my family"
    "Well it does in mine too"
    *SWIPES RIGHT*

  • @CodeRedCody
    @CodeRedCody 3 роки тому +217

    The poem about KSI was the funniest moment in all of Sidmen Tinder

    • @lucasmaddocks4804
      @lucasmaddocks4804 3 роки тому

      In 3 or 4 ine of them said to. Vikk i wanted a boyfriend not a son that was really funny

  • @SalemtheSpider
    @SalemtheSpider 5 років тому +1513

    Top 10 moments before disaster.
    "Hello, I'm Harry, I'm 22..."

  • @triqstarr
    @triqstarr 5 років тому +9405

    "KSIOlajidebt is a- Who wrote this?"
    Literally the funniest line ever.

    • @danio6704
      @danio6704 5 років тому +85

      FAM. didn't you see the last one?

    • @mopedastyle8843
      @mopedastyle8843 5 років тому +27

      I don’t get it please someone explain

    • @danio6704
      @danio6704 5 років тому +53

      @@mopedastyle8843 maybe if you watched the video. Just saying

    • @crimzon3196
      @crimzon3196 5 років тому +217

      MopedaStyle the last word of that poem is probably the n-word because it rhymes with figure

    • @frickronnie2k194
      @frickronnie2k194 5 років тому +10

      Danio fam. Calm down man jeez

  • @deensyed786
    @deensyed786 5 років тому +9620

    Brilliant- let’s see some uncensored Harry next.

    • @skeptical_penguin
      @skeptical_penguin 5 років тому +110

      YES UNCENSORED COMPILATION PLS

    • @topacybits3576
      @topacybits3576 5 років тому +66

      They won't do that cuz then they won't make any money

    • @Justinlm99
      @Justinlm99 5 років тому +49

      But we've already seen Harry's balls

    • @MTM532
      @MTM532 5 років тому +42

      His career would be killed instantly 😂

    • @NoDi10
      @NoDi10 5 років тому +4

      MoRob true he prolly said the n word before

  • @randysettles3464
    @randysettles3464 3 роки тому +26

    9:38 he says you have bad sense of taste in clothing, sorry wearing a trash bag is the new way to dress

  • @olaudahlgaard1303
    @olaudahlgaard1303 4 роки тому +13018

    Harry: **Starting a pickup line**
    Harry's right pec: **itz scratchy time**

    • @Fletchayabetcha
      @Fletchayabetcha 4 роки тому +187

      He also puts his right hand on his left arm, or he does the presenter hands

    • @mcchillin7580
      @mcchillin7580 4 роки тому +278

      It’s his nervous tick

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@mcchillin7580 or it's his tell that the line is gonna be a banger

    • @planetsheen1020
      @planetsheen1020 4 роки тому +180

      It’s that social anxiety bro. Very unpleasant.

    • @azizt718
      @azizt718 4 роки тому +81

      @@mcchillin7580 yeah many people have it, i scratch the back of my head and keep cracking my knuckles even if they are cracked.

  • @gymnopedieno.2925
    @gymnopedieno.2925 3 роки тому +5281

    The personification of "you got the whole squad laughning"

  • @sophiem623
    @sophiem623 4 роки тому +1756

    No one:
    Harry: *suddenly ages 13 years and has two kids in the space of 5 minutes*

  • @Jack-qt1pt
    @Jack-qt1pt Рік тому +10

    Harry’s the person who makes these tinder’s 10x better 😂😂

  • @felixherland
    @felixherland 4 роки тому +7358

    Harry gets alot of no’s, but when they say yes, he gets the hot chicks!

    • @iiMintyHippo
      @iiMintyHippo 4 роки тому +6

      Felix Herland stolen

    • @RealMaake
      @RealMaake 4 роки тому +25

      I like this comment but it's 666 so I'm not gonna like

    • @kaylapfritz2028
      @kaylapfritz2028 4 роки тому

      Felix Herland Harry only got 15 yes

    • @hansdercoolechecker
      @hansdercoolechecker 4 роки тому +64

      And He gets the nice fun Girls Not the bitchy bimbos

    • @cracker3383
      @cracker3383 4 роки тому +44

      Yeah like this one 1:35

  • @Jpz453
    @Jpz453 4 роки тому +2082

    “All of Harry’s terrible lines” UM I THINK YOU MEAN PERFECT PICK UP LINES

    • @afkorzil7400
      @afkorzil7400 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @cndelta
      @cndelta 4 роки тому +1

      why does this comment have 1.2k likes but 2 replies?

    • @freedomchaser9664
      @freedomchaser9664 4 роки тому +1

      Harry is a legend for having all this confidence

    • @paana06
      @paana06 4 роки тому

      It's funnier when it's capital letters

    • @Jadestoddz
      @Jadestoddz 4 роки тому

      Harry has the best and funniest pick up liNeS

  • @johnnypernich239
    @johnnypernich239 3 роки тому +7364

    “hello, i’m harry, i’m 22 and i like watching plane crash documentaries”
    me: absolutely genius comedy

    • @AssaulterBruh
      @AssaulterBruh 3 роки тому +7

      Can you explain that one

    • @Speedline3601
      @Speedline3601 3 роки тому +126

      He watches Air Crash Investigation episodes

    • @sw9439
      @sw9439 3 роки тому +18

      Are they also shown in TV at least five times a day like in Germany?

    • @acridsama
      @acridsama 3 роки тому +4

      I like how I read this right when he said it

    • @edu_wern1817
      @edu_wern1817 3 роки тому +2

      It was so gooooood, I would never expect him to say that

  • @dinelkadananjaya1572
    @dinelkadananjaya1572 2 роки тому +20

    Harry is comedic genius😂.He just makes the video funny and interesting, doesn't care about getting a yes or no

  • @CaoNiMaBi
    @CaoNiMaBi 5 років тому +540

    he only gets rejected because they wouldn’t be able to handle the pain from laughing at his jokes

  • @alexmagalhaes1090
    @alexmagalhaes1090 4 роки тому +7418

    "is the joke your dress sense"
    says the guy looking like an erupting volcano

  • @JustinUK03
    @JustinUK03 4 роки тому +5036

    “What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?”
    “Damn”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bethaniie_
      @bethaniie_ 4 роки тому +67

      I literally hysterically laughed for about five minutes straight at that and I don't know whether I should be ashamed or not 💀

    • @emdieless3407
      @emdieless3407 4 роки тому +57

      *Dam

    • @harikiran4339
      @harikiran4339 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @FlipflopB
      @FlipflopB 3 роки тому +6

      I thought that one was great 😂

    • @Qpxvwqjcshal
      @Qpxvwqjcshal 3 роки тому +2

      @@bethaniie_ nice 2nd account

  • @Rey7430
    @Rey7430 3 роки тому +40

    08:05 i laughed way more than i should have

  • @kkshi3728
    @kkshi3728 4 роки тому +7554

    He looks like he puts a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he slept

  • @trolledblitz9370
    @trolledblitz9370 5 років тому +349

    Let’s just take a moment to appreciate Harry, he is always making the sideman and all the fans laugh

  • @loganmatechuk777
    @loganmatechuk777 4 роки тому +1982

    9:22 “Is the joke your dress sense”
    Big talk coming from a carrot wrapped in flex tape

    • @shortszoo
      @shortszoo 4 роки тому +82

      Ok this has to be the best one

    • @Zach-qt8nz
      @Zach-qt8nz 4 роки тому +6

      @@shortszoo for sure

    • @ml_kawary5757
      @ml_kawary5757 4 роки тому +2

      Its funny but too bad you stole it

    • @Zach-qt8nz
      @Zach-qt8nz 4 роки тому +24

      @@ml_kawary5757 i dont really mind people stealing as long as it makes me laugh

    • @Loubie2005
      @Loubie2005 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whotfareyouay
    @whotfareyouay 2 роки тому +10

    All of Harry’s poems start off innocent then take a free fall almost instantly

  • @hotsauceman976
    @hotsauceman976 4 роки тому +4283

    “Is the joke your dress sense”
    *thats big coming from a torch*

    • @arjun_2660
      @arjun_2660 4 роки тому +177

      Exactly a plastic one too

    • @micartizbroken_1886
      @micartizbroken_1886 4 роки тому +19

      Arjun . com they are a drag queen

    • @christiankvist3739
      @christiankvist3739 4 роки тому +114

      She legit looks like a doll wrapped in duct tape with a fireplace on her fkn head. This bitch is half makeup half plastic

    • @saahil5790
      @saahil5790 4 роки тому +41

      LMAOO But he should've said "no it's your hair"

    • @jamesshaw9118
      @jamesshaw9118 4 роки тому +2

      Ahahahahha

  • @gmfurtado
    @gmfurtado 5 років тому +3188

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My name is Harry
    And I’m 22
    (Scratches chest)

    • @diarra1731
      @diarra1731 5 років тому +11

      Needs more likes 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gmfurtado
      @gmfurtado 5 років тому +2

      Haha thanks

    • @kydog218
      @kydog218 5 років тому +1

      Stststststttatstststooooollleeeen

    • @notreally-x
      @notreally-x 4 роки тому

      And give me some money

    • @winifycodm
      @winifycodm 4 роки тому +1

      @MASON CROWbotchski are u blind?

  • @KoopaKarate1
    @KoopaKarate1 5 років тому +995

    At 7:24, I love how the second Harry says "figure" Tobi knows whats coming next

    • @AnkurSingh-uo3wl
      @AnkurSingh-uo3wl 5 років тому +25

      Man I laughed so hard!! That was THE BEST LINE

    • @eveakastar5082
      @eveakastar5082 5 років тому +6

      What rhymes with figure ? That he’s about to say

    • @SenSei962
      @SenSei962 5 років тому +16

      @@eveakastar5082 N word bro

    • @legendjerry8496
      @legendjerry8496 5 років тому +8

      @@eveakastar5082 If you swipe right, I'll take you out to dinner?

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 5 років тому

      Bigger, trigger? Digger?

  • @versacerio8239
    @versacerio8239 3 роки тому +14

    “Hey I’m Harry if I tell you a joke and you laugh will you swipe right”😂

  • @thedkfighter9978
    @thedkfighter9978 4 роки тому +415

    He's litterly the best at making everything awkward, but still funny.

  • @DemonDappz
    @DemonDappz 5 років тому +726

    We need Harry to write a book full of poems

    • @MA-zi4nh
      @MA-zi4nh 5 років тому +2

      Demon Dappz yes my drilla

    • @Sg-sf2yv
      @Sg-sf2yv 5 років тому +1

      Hard Scott Horton yur butters 🤣

    • @MA-zi4nh
      @MA-zi4nh 5 років тому +1

      Y2S if I was the guy in my profile pic I’d hide my face

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 років тому

      Demon Dappz dont read my name

    • @DemonDappz
      @DemonDappz 5 років тому +1

      don’t go to my channel. ok

  • @sohamchakrabarty7912
    @sohamchakrabarty7912 4 роки тому +6923

    “Is the joke your dress sense”
    Says Michael Jackson dipped in Cheeto dust

    • @cdaffpunk1064
      @cdaffpunk1064 4 роки тому +151

      DAMN

    • @cameronandersen7391
      @cameronandersen7391 4 роки тому +175

      Fucking hell mate that is funny as all hell, I was laughing for about 5 minutes straight

    • @tamerrayyan1333
      @tamerrayyan1333 4 роки тому +15

      JDJDJDJDHDHDHDHHED

    • @c4rlos_2k06
      @c4rlos_2k06 4 роки тому +146

      I was focused on the video and that cheeto just scared the fuck out of me

    • @thehamza
      @thehamza 4 роки тому +21

      looking like michael jackson is supposed to be an insult?

  • @soviet_raccoon4855
    @soviet_raccoon4855 3 роки тому +26

    I'm sure that Harry is in these videos purely to make everyone else laugh.

  • @ioanevans2185
    @ioanevans2185 5 років тому +633

    harry: *says anything*
    jj: *dying African noises*

    • @robertfullam8898
      @robertfullam8898 5 років тому +9

      Ioan Evans there’s a lot of dying Africans

    • @raull989
      @raull989 5 років тому

      mans says he loves Harry💀

    • @ptrck6015
      @ptrck6015 5 років тому

      GamingWithRay forever_ yes it is

  • @Dude-ew5fd
    @Dude-ew5fd 4 роки тому +1214

    7:19 "You've got incredibile eyes And a beautiful figure Ksiolajidebt is a n... Who wrote this?"
    😂😂😂

  • @amirtaj4323
    @amirtaj4323 5 років тому +5441

    "Is the joke your dress sense" Has huge orange hair.

    • @JM88-k9n
      @JM88-k9n 5 років тому +464

      The two spidermen pointing at each other fits perfectly here.

    • @fellow__traveller
      @fellow__traveller 5 років тому +171

      Lookin like an orange troll from the troll movie

    • @utsavdahal136
      @utsavdahal136 5 років тому +93

      whould it be fun if harry replied "no not mine but its yours"

    • @saacken
      @saacken 5 років тому

      🤡

    • @willt450
      @willt450 5 років тому +14

      Sideshow Bob looking ass

  • @KingTrim2886
    @KingTrim2886 3 роки тому +8

    I love how when he pulls out a poem jj starts laughing

  • @yt_swayzy3683
    @yt_swayzy3683 4 роки тому +3099

    Why is the title “Harry’s terrible pickup lines” THEY ARE THE BEST

    • @deadtrooper4586
      @deadtrooper4586 4 роки тому +6

      You have my like brother

    • @xkelzzzx4921
      @xkelzzzx4921 4 роки тому +6

      Harry’s lines are the best parts of this video hands down!!!!

    • @TheJackDam
      @TheJackDam 3 роки тому

      They are all of harry's pick up lines

    • @pranavmishra5211
      @pranavmishra5211 3 роки тому

      can u give me the link of the original vid?
      no rick rolling pls

    • @orlandoyero7151
      @orlandoyero7151 2 роки тому

      Literally lmaoo

  • @georgianbay9589
    @georgianbay9589 3 роки тому +6303

    "Is the joke your dress sense"
    alright cheeto sonic

    • @georgianbay9589
      @georgianbay9589 3 роки тому +90

      Ik this is a overused joke format but I had my own idea of it.

    • @cappybarahere
      @cappybarahere 3 роки тому +23

      LMAO

    • @Randomuser_LC
      @Randomuser_LC 3 роки тому +105

      "No it's the joke you have on your head"

    • @vaibhavsingh8503
      @vaibhavsingh8503 3 роки тому +5

      Damn lmao😂😂

    • @itachee4231
      @itachee4231 3 роки тому +3

      Reply: no, it's just the setup for coming punchlines

  • @tomaszmintah5461
    @tomaszmintah5461 4 роки тому +4471

    "Ksiolajidebt is a ... who wrote this ..?" 😂😂😂

  • @Gocolas
    @Gocolas 3 роки тому +6

    9:22 he’s one to talk, he looks like he got vacuum sealed in a trash bag

  • @jake1191
    @jake1191 5 років тому +500

    Harry just gave up on the pick up lines and started to bargain with the girls lol

    • @dercz3171
      @dercz3171 5 років тому +1

      What does the date mean and the end of the vid

  • @shanu1268
    @shanu1268 5 років тому +3606

    Who is funnier?
    Like: Harry
    Comment: JJ
    In my opinion it‘s Harry

    • @justraytoday5357
      @justraytoday5357 5 років тому +163

      Bruh these types of comments are so dumb. The max replies is 500 so the person with the comment is fucked

    • @xmachiavellirizex3540
      @xmachiavellirizex3540 5 років тому +2

      @@justraytoday5357 k

    • @Darmeix
      @Darmeix 5 років тому +12

      Both

    • @Darmeix
      @Darmeix 5 років тому +1

      tyree spence shut the f up

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 років тому +2

      Darren Meier it’s fuck u idiot u fr can’t swear in the comments jeez

  • @lux6446
    @lux6446 3 роки тому +8356

    “Is the joke your dress sense”
    Says the Lorax

    • @Mrflingflong
      @Mrflingflong 3 роки тому +48

      Litteraly copied the comment below you
      Sad

    • @furious_llama_gaming3537
      @furious_llama_gaming3537 3 роки тому +264

      @@Mrflingflong actually it’s the other way around if you look now

    • @tylb9053
      @tylb9053 3 роки тому +11

      Exactly what I was gonna comment 😂

    • @FLAMEalan
      @FLAMEalan 3 роки тому +111

      Harry should’ve said “have you seen ur hair lad?”

    • @justsomedude0220
      @justsomedude0220 3 роки тому +15

      @@FLAMEalan lol looking like some candy floss

  • @rohitbhansali4974
    @rohitbhansali4974 3 роки тому +3

    Simon really looks forward to listen to Harry always and always hypes him up .... Love that

  • @thea1pha867
    @thea1pha867 5 років тому +585

    7:53 When Harry Finds out she is leaving him and taking the 2 kids

  • @fatimzaman6943
    @fatimzaman6943 5 років тому +1831

    Every time harry told a joke, the sidemen laughed, but the girls didn't

    • @imik2k
      @imik2k 5 років тому +165

      Everything is funny with the boys

    • @ZaidPi
      @ZaidPi 5 років тому +84

      Fatim Zaman it's cause the girls don't know Harry and they're trying not to laugh

    • @Josh-bl5nw
      @Josh-bl5nw 5 років тому +2

      Fatim Zaman 1:16 she sort of laughed

    • @e33u75
      @e33u75 5 років тому +42

      Coz most girls have a dead sense of humour

    • @fake-PSL
      @fake-PSL 5 років тому +4

      They didn't get it

  • @whatever3741
    @whatever3741 5 років тому +258

    I really wouldn’t mind watching Harry for hours and not get bored of him

  • @grantga01
    @grantga01 2 роки тому +14

    7:40 she clearly didn’t get it 😂

  • @Fadelime2
    @Fadelime2 5 років тому +3049

    “Is ur dress the joke” coming from a Lorax tree

  • @nameersadiq4847
    @nameersadiq4847 4 роки тому +1652

    Who else is rewatching this vid a year later and laughing their ass off.

    • @sevaershov7053
      @sevaershov7053 4 роки тому +7

      bro i used to watch side men everyday but i stopped watching for a bit and now im watching everything bruh

    • @aschmidty11
      @aschmidty11 4 роки тому

      Anytime I see this video I laugh my ass off

    • @abrarhaque6508
      @abrarhaque6508 4 роки тому +1

      @@sevaershov7053 me too

    • @trashman3571
      @trashman3571 4 роки тому +1

      Me

    • @elijahshackelford4650
      @elijahshackelford4650 4 роки тому

      this vid makes me lmfao

  • @joedonovan3356
    @joedonovan3356 5 років тому +418

    A compilation that I'd actually watch. What is this madness?

    • @lindsehh5098
      @lindsehh5098 5 років тому

      Joe Donovan fr. this is the type of compilation I’ve been waiting for

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 років тому +1

      Joe Donovan dont read my name

  • @DatBoi69420
    @DatBoi69420 3 роки тому +17

    00:48 *me forgetting that British currency is pounds:*
    “how do you lose weight in online poker?” 👁👄👁

  • @samredmond5196
    @samredmond5196 3 роки тому +871

    Everything gets 10x funnier when jj and Ethan start laughing

  • @portalwind244
    @portalwind244 5 років тому +371

    Harry: If i tell you a joke and you laugh would you swipe right?
    Jj: *Laughing Intensifies*
    Girls:

    • @2000-p7y
      @2000-p7y 5 років тому +3

      This comment is underrated

  • @maxiemom334
    @maxiemom334 5 років тому +1624

    9:23 is the joke your dress sense
    Literally dresses like ä latex blackjack with 1666 on his head

    • @Olivxrb_
      @Olivxrb_ 5 років тому +27

      Nieel innit😂🤣

    • @maxiemom334
      @maxiemom334 5 років тому +36

      Nieel lmao yours was better than mine

    • @nieelddk
      @nieelddk 5 років тому +15

      @@maxiemom334 Thanks man

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 років тому +3

      Josiff Geshd dont read my name

    • @shi7212
      @shi7212 5 років тому +4

      Hot cheeto?

  • @TheAngelArrow
    @TheAngelArrow Рік тому +3

    son: "how did you meet mum?"
    harry: "i landed a bottle flip"

  • @maqqro6360
    @maqqro6360 5 років тому +3726

    9:22 “Is The Joke Your Dressing?”
    *_says the one that looks like a ginger james charles wrapped in duct tape_*

  • @a_boss4357
    @a_boss4357 5 років тому +244

    We can all agree harry is the funniest out of all the sidemen but he is the most socially awkward.

    • @RiddleBerry
      @RiddleBerry 5 років тому +9

      That's on purpose

    • @yassinebahja8241
      @yassinebahja8241 5 років тому +1

      Truee

    • @averagememer8678
      @averagememer8678 5 років тому +2

      Thats what makes him funny

    • @guydl1273
      @guydl1273 5 років тому +2

      vik is way more awkward than harry

    • @axandoaldria7439
      @axandoaldria7439 5 років тому

      @@RiddleBerry nop,watch the video where they do awkward shit on the streets...harry didn't do shit because he was too "shy" and socially awkward lol

  • @getbaited7348
    @getbaited7348 5 років тому +1758

    “You have a beautiful face and a wonderful figure! KSIOlajideBT is a ...”

    • @bop176
      @bop176 5 років тому +83

      NIGGA

    • @ashqil8744
      @ashqil8744 5 років тому +26

      Draw-er

    • @sergej1644
      @sergej1644 5 років тому +78

      When I first heard that I was dyjng

    • @damjanmitrovic5887
      @damjanmitrovic5887 5 років тому +63

      That's not right he said "You've got incredible eyes and a beautiful figure"

    • @8ats
      @8ats 5 років тому +2

      real big n*gga

  • @vibhug6
    @vibhug6 3 роки тому +3

    I love the little walk he does before he does his lines 😂

  • @jonjogrego
    @jonjogrego 3 роки тому +10776

    “ksiolajidebt is a ni- Who wrote this?”
    Lmao i was dying

    • @tejasharish1234
      @tejasharish1234 3 роки тому +86

      I didn't get the joke

    • @Mr.Murphy2802
      @Mr.Murphy2802 3 роки тому +608

      @@tejasharish1234 he was about to call KSI the n word

    • @webb5066
      @webb5066 3 роки тому +362

      @@tejasharish1234 neighbor

    • @AssaulterBruh
      @AssaulterBruh 3 роки тому +559

      @@tejasharish1234 you got incredible eyes and a beautiful figure
      Ksi olajidebt is a (something pewds said on novo bridge while playing pubg)

    • @abzinhoo
      @abzinhoo 3 роки тому +17

      Harry Kane

  • @jdfarrow1932
    @jdfarrow1932 4 роки тому +3760

    If Harry actually tried you know he'd be getting that couche.

    • @yousofzaid872
      @yousofzaid872 3 роки тому +68

      If any of them try they'd get it, you don't have to gas up everything he does

    • @brownrabbithd4123
      @brownrabbithd4123 3 роки тому +27

      @@yousofzaid872 not really?
      Ethan vikk tobi got height issue
      Josh is little older so maybe not for some girls
      JJ is fat but he is rich so most of the times he will get one
      Simon and Harry are the best to go and in between these two maybe some won't like the skinny look of simon so i would say Harry is best out of all of them .. he can get any girl if he really try

    • @voulakimou
      @voulakimou 3 роки тому +1

      Idk about that just go to 2:43 and turn subtitles on lmao

    • @periclegenda
      @periclegenda 3 роки тому +3

      I'd be first in the lane 🤪

    • @jout738
      @jout738 2 роки тому

      What you mean with trying, when there is so many girls you need to say something to, so it would booring to try, when better to say another joke to the next girl, when Harry already has girlfriend, so he does not care to get rejected for the sake of the joke.

  • @권복-s2u
    @권복-s2u 5 років тому +295

    9:22 ‘Is the joke your dress sense?’
    Fam they invented mirrors in 1835....

    • @la.uralox
      @la.uralox 5 років тому +1

      Yeah harry needs to look in one!

    • @EmenussGOamazing
      @EmenussGOamazing 5 років тому +15

      Laura Spillane oh,didn't know the orangutan was also called Harry,weird

    • @walidoulkadi2602
      @walidoulkadi2602 5 років тому

      Yeah i know

    • @Nico-mu7lm
      @Nico-mu7lm 5 років тому +2

      Fam Christopher Columbus traded mirrors for gold with the native americans back in the 15th century what r u saying

  • @morbidquill
    @morbidquill 2 роки тому +2

    "Is the joke your dress sense" coming from the walking disco rave from a 80s future movie

  • @רויזינגר
    @רויזינגר 4 роки тому +1898

    7:20 has got to be the best joke i have ever heard

    • @sayyamkakkar6483
      @sayyamkakkar6483 3 роки тому +21

      Can you please explain that’s the only i didn’t understood in whole tinder videos.

    • @gozigoz2210
      @gozigoz2210 3 роки тому +3

      מה המצב

    • @Piyush_jain_9
      @Piyush_jain_9 3 роки тому +55

      @@sayyamkakkar6483 the n word

    • @phntmknight
      @phntmknight 3 роки тому +62

      @@Piyush_jain_9 figure British accent sounds like figga
      Oh that makes more sense 🤣

    • @iok21a
      @iok21a 3 роки тому +4

      @@sayyamkakkar6483 nigga

  • @hasanergin5055
    @hasanergin5055 4 роки тому +1333

    Harry the type of guy to put his pants all the way down when he's pissing

    • @meowlast1984
      @meowlast1984 4 роки тому +57

      Mate he gets naked when he has a shit. Literally

    • @pajo5014
      @pajo5014 4 роки тому +20

      @@meowlast1984 cuz he goes straight to the shower

    • @pajo5014
      @pajo5014 4 роки тому +7

      @@meowlast1984 he doesnt use toilet p

    • @benrock8194
      @benrock8194 4 роки тому +4

      He sits down to take a piss

    • @TopKekMadLad
      @TopKekMadLad 4 роки тому +3

      The primary school kid who shat in a urinal.

  • @qaynaatjamil9513
    @qaynaatjamil9513 5 років тому +266

    I don’t think Harry realises how funny he actually is
    It’s as if he does it by accident😂😂

    • @youcher
      @youcher 5 років тому +1

      Stewie Griffin kinda like Olivia from Smosh

  • @BillyWillyButcherBollocks
    @BillyWillyButcherBollocks 3 роки тому +5

    Love how when he successfully lands the bottle flip and 10 keepie ups he still waits for the girl to say yes