Kim Possible - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 9 лип 2019
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The nostalgic teen spy gets her own film, and fans are none too happy what happened to their butt-kicking heroine. Nostalgia Critic takes a look to see if anything is redeemable with Kim Possible.
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Kim Possible is an American comedy action-adventure television film that premiered as a Disney Channel Original Movie on Disney Channel on February 15, 2019. Based on the animated series Kim Possible created by Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, the film stars Sadie Stanley, Sean Giambrone, and Ciara Riley Wilson.
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Chance of a review of Downsizing starring Matt Damon
Old KP is best KP.
Can you review the ant bully
Review Disney's Descendant and Descendant 2.
Review Barnyard (2006)
“‘Kim Possible’ was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero. It told a story about a hero who was a girl.”
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Now if only Hollywood would understand that instead of trying to make everything “woke”.
@CAcartoon Have you seen what they're now doing to "Batgirl" and "Charlie's Angels"? I haven't even watch the original and yet I still like apologizing to Farrah Fawcett.
@@jenneacubero1036 Not going to lie I am kind of excited for Bat *woman* 😹
Because I like the actress.
I have a feeling it will be my next guilty pleasure
Sir. Knowsalot the first one talks about a hero and the second is about the heroes gender
Preach On Brother!
“They didn’t write a girl who was a hero. They wrote a hero who was a girl.” Hit the nail on the end.
That’s cause it’s all modern Disney cares about, why write characters when you can right stereotypes
even the original kim would act less stereotypically even when she was acting stereotypical about fashion and stuff
Sara Fontanini the og( fuck autocorrect) was awesome
this right here. You can have a strong female lead and never bring to attention that she is female.
It’s weird that Disney who is focusing on pushing girls in their media, have decided that their female leads are either, boring super people with no interesting qualities, or stereotypical girls that are completely unfit for their roles?
"She is a world famous spy"
Doesn't that make a bad spy?
For one thing, Kim Possible was never "random citizen can pick her out of the crowd" famous.
And I guess it begs the question, if you are constantly sent on missions with high end spy gear to help governments, the world, or even just prevent thefts but not much undercover stuff, are you a spy or just an altruistic mercenary that doesn't accept money, only networking?
That logic makes sense
so Disney doesn't like it
Well, you're not wrong.
Archer: "If you can't tell women you're a secret agent, then what's the point of being one?"
(I couldn't find the exact quote)
If you can do your missions even with that fame, yeah.
A lot of the jokes in this movie literally feel like Disney is mocking fans for liking Kim Possible in the first place
Ben McDonald yeah😅.............
Well ya...its disney they are known for harboring hatred for fans.
that's.... actually very sadly true I didn't watch this abomination of a movie and don't plan to but ur right
THEY JEM AND THE HOLIGRAMS’D IT.
@@awesomefox555 SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!!
Remember a sitch in time when Kim was trying out for cheerleading and although Bonnie hated her she still let her on the team proper because she nailed the try outs? What happened to that?
The logic of Bonnie being a person who wants to be on top, but will suck it up in some way that’s comedic for us and allows for the demonstration of actual imagery that makes sense was one of the first things the writers were told to get rid of.
Yeah, watching this live-action Bonnie compared to the OG Bonnie felt more like a caricature of what the character actually was. Yes, she could be a snide, petty pain in the ass, especially to Kim out of everyone, but the show seemed pretty aware that was 100% due to Bonnie being jealous. But also, Bonnie could at least begrudgingly acknowledge Kim's talent and skill. In fact, if the live-action movie was supposed to be some weird moral about jealousy, why not just evolve Bonnie a bit further and have her be Kim's new, begrudging sidekick? Have them be frenemies rather than straight up enemies. She could have been the Kate Sanders to Kim's Lizzie McGuire
Strawberry Herpes I think I remember that being an actual episode in the show (a good one at that)
Raiding this comment to say that Channel Awesome has been covering up CEO's that ruined people's lives through sexual assault and unprofessional tactics.
@@privatesteve4048 for Christ's sake, that already came out in a documentary. What, do you live under a rock or something?
"Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
"It's an ending that's enough"
The best summary of this movie
Be happy that it's over
Thank Allah
Isn't that how it goes for most of their movies nowadays?
Lol
Don't smile because is over, cry because it happened.
Wtf. Athena has so many Mary Sue self insert red flags. A fan who can do everything better than the main character and has a dramatic evil twist with a sacrifice at the end? That's just... so bad.
HermitFox Making the Mary Sue elements key to the plot does not excuse them being present to begin with. TV shows and movies have handled someone dealing with someone else taking their role in the team much more subtly than this. McKay in Stargate Atlantis was getting unsettled that his parallel world counterpart actually got on with the other people in the expedition, but they missed original flavour Rodney McKay as egotistical as he was.
Here is my idea for how to rewrite the plot of the Kim Possible movie: the movie starts off as normal with Kim and Ron rescuing the scientist followed by the recreation of the cartoon’s intro. After that, we cut to Shego breaking Drax out of prison. They head back to their hideout and after a bit of their usual banter, they begin to plot how to take down Kim once and for all. We then cut to Kim and Ron showing up to class a few minutes late because of their last mission. Shortly afterwards, Athena is presented to the class as the new girl. Later that day, after school, Kim sees Athena being picked on by Bonnie. So Kim springs into action and stands up for Athena. Kim then invites Athena to come hang out with her and Ron. Athena then reveals to Kim she is a big fan of Kim and shows her Kim and Ron cosplay with Ron as a dog. Rather than say he wants to be a dog when he grows up, Ron would say he had no idea how cute he would look as a dog. We then get a montage of Kim hanging out with Athena, training her, and giving her a makeover. After that ends, we cut to Kim, Ron, and Athena walking home from school when they get alerted by Wade that Drax is planning on releasing a toxin that would place the entire town under mind control. So the trio set off to stop Drax. However, upon arriving on the scene Kim and Ron end up in a death trap. Luckily, Athena manages to rescue them and stop Drax in the nick of time becoming the hero of the town. However, rather than get jealous, or upset about it, Kim is just happy for Athena. We then cut to an awards ceremony where Athena is receiving an award for saving the town. Suddenly, Drax shows up and snatches Athena. Kim and Ron try to stop him, but they end up getting tricked by Shego allowing Drax to get away with Athena. Kim and Ron head to Kim’s house and tell Kim’s parents what happened. So Kim’s mom, along with Kim’s grandmother, went with Kim and Ron to rescue Athena. When Kim went into where Athena is being held captive, she is surprised to find that it looks like a normal teen girl’s room. Athena then admits to Kim that she is actually an android created by Drax. Drax’s plan was to get Kim to befriend and train Athena and the plot to release a toxin that would place the town under mind control was just a setup to test the skills Athena learned from Kim. Athena does not know what Drax’s ultimate goal is but knows it can’t be good. Drax then takes Athena away and places Kim into a death trap. Luckily, Ron, with help from Rufus, helps Kim escape. (By the way, in this rewrite, Rufus accompanies Ron throughout the film rather than be discovered in a lab at some point in the movie). The rest of the film will play out as normal.
@@jbcatz5 swear to God I've heard of many Wattpad fanfics that have the main character named Athena ( whether they be Batman, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter or Avengers
This was before this came out
@@puppymaroon964 THIS is how you write a Kim Possible live action movie, not this horseshit that somehow got a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. I applaud you my friend. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@puppymaroon964 Thank you that's how the movie is done not this piece of trash. Also make it animated.
Who the hell is Athena? Where's Monique ? You know, Kim's best friend who occasionally fights along side her (albeit she can't fight on the level Kim can)? She was a very cool character who sort of balanced out Ron's goofy-ness and incompetence. Where the hell is she?
Side note: I'm very near-sighted and thought Athena was naked from the waist down at 30:40 :/
Monique was a fun character & not just a token ethnic friend. She was no mission sidekick like Ron, but she was Kim’s voice of reason in her daily life at school and work. Plus Monique also got to have some fun chemistry with Ron particularly in the science partner episode
No dont you get it its about the start before the tv show and in a diffrent timeline beacuse roufus did not got adopted in high school
Athena replaced Monique. They probably thought they could shake things up by replacing her
Not only that but Athena reminds me Bebe
You know what I'm talking about, Drakkens robots
He made fembots called Bebe, Athena is a bot, she's Bebe
@@shototodoroki4868 you are a copycat of Prince Zuko!
Also, Kim being a cheerleader was not just there because. The bodily fitness and nimbleness it gave her made her such a formidable agent.
Yeah. If there gonna change it,why not do gymnastics? It would work well with her acrobatics.
Vice Dea I guess since being a soccer player is "more" empowering than being a cheerleader or gymnast even though they also have to train a ton and memorize group routines
This is the American cartoon equivalent of saying I watch Anime for the plot.
She needs to be in the Marvel universe
@@greyblueme9711 Exactly.
"Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?"
That is the type of joke I would want on a Kim Possible movie
Vi Cardoso 😂
That’s one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard
"Was your mother a grappling hook?" is something I'd hear Drakken tell Kim after he sees her using it *one* too many times on missions. That, and the "No, I'm committed now. *IT MUST BE GRAPPLING HOOK,"* bit after she shows up with something different. I'd kill to see Kim's response.
When the thirty something year old youtube critic comes up with better lines and story on accident than the writers can come up with, you know you're making a shit movie.
I imagine it'd be a Ron line.
Kim was like
"Yeah, I wanted to give you confidence and motivate you to be a better version of yourself.
But not that much, now I really want you to be worst"
And wean you get more attention then her, because you where a better spy then her. She gets whiny and upset and ruins the mission because you prove to her that you can also be a good spy.
As a big KP fan who still watches the show, Kim was never jealous of others because she built others up instead of tearing them down. She admired other people for their strengths, and that everyone is special in their own way, Ron included. She loved when she could compete with people on her own level or above because she always liked a challenge.
Same here, the Kim possible that I know and remembered won't give a flying fuck about not being popular like Bonnie for two reasons:
#1 "main protagonist getting annoyed with someone who brags about how popular they are" cliche
#2 she's more focused on saving the world from the forces of evil than being popular
So that's much to it and agreed with you 💯
Something Kim Possible as a show did was establish Kim as being a headstrong, independent person with a heart of gold and gradually reveal her insecurities later but have her overcome them in her own way. She's initially presented as picturesque, but not flawless.
Producer "hey girl, can you do a flip?"
Actor "yeh, why"
Producer "oooooh boy."
Producer: Flips for days.
Actor: Flips for days?
Producer: Flips for days.
Not everything involves flips ya know
@@MrSuperbeast92 I appreciate you
I remember like 35 minutes ago, I didn't know about a Kim Possible live action movie, life was good back then.
I haven't even seen it, and I already want all 86 minutes of my life back.
Me watching this review: '...THAT'S BONNIE? HOW?!?'
I hate this.
@bryan diaz varela "that's why everybody gets blackwashed"
Let me guess, you're mad about Ariel? Yawn. I'm sure you have a solid case though.
lol
@@suckypuckle9292 *complains about them race changing a character, then dismisses some one for having the same grievances* hmm...
"Peter Parker and the cast of Lord of the Rings cried less than you" 😂
He forgot Padme!!!!
*watches the cheerleader montage*. Why the heck are cheerleaders always shoved into the dumb or mean girl cliche? Their freaking awesome, work tirelessly for their routines, and put their bodies through torturous exercises. They deserve so much more in pop culture!
Not to mention they have to be really skilled and brave, I have seen what can happen when some of their stunts go wrong, even the less difficult stunts that regular high school cheerleaders - not the ones who cheerlead competitively like in colleges - do, and holy *crap* those can be some life-altering (or ending) injuries!
Maybe because,
A.) The creators were losers in high school whom were bullied or dumped by the worse cheerleaders in the team, or
B.) Creativity deficit.
Because the cheerleader type was written by non-athletes in a time when cheerleaders were at the top of the teenage girl hierarchy and those non-athletes were generally obsessive loners. And once a type like this starts, it tends to stick.
Edit: plus teenagers tend to clique-ish anyway (more than just the human norm) so when you have a cohesive unit (cheer team) it's easy for them to fall into that domineering pattern that the trope appeals to.
I guess being a football player is more easy than being a cheerleader
Dude, there’s a reason you make the cheerleader the hero: Buffy, Card Captor Sakura and Kim do all these insane feats on the daily while having stuff thrown/shot at them. Being tossed in the air a few times by you squad mates?
So not the drama
Disney: We’re going to make a live-action Kim Possible movie!
People Who Watched the Show as a Kid: Literally none of us asked for or wanted this.
I say this for every Disney Live Action remake.
Can't wait for the Live Action Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Don't think they can do it? Oh it will be done.
@@Marinealver they're going to change jessica aren't they,because SeXiST
@Ad Lockhorst Go stare at the sun for an hour.
probably the most impactful thing Doug Walker ever said: Kim possible was an empowering show because it didn't tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl. THANK YOU, that's the main problem of a lot of movies trying to be "empowering" nowadays
Same with proud family it was a nice show with funny comedy and nice morals whose characters just happened I be mostly black. Yes they hit the notes they had to (segregation, kwanza etc) but they never preached about it and made to applicable to everyone. Hell the kwanza episode ended with the twist that the “spirits” of the holiday ended up getting the proofs to help a white family something I’m sure modern SJWs would bitch about
*cough* Captain Marvel *cough*
I feel like this about most shows and once had a discussion with someone who insisted the new doctor who needs to be a woman.
I said the writers aren't ready to make a natural feeling doctor who, because if we think about good female protagonists im TVShows, we have more bad than good ones.
The few I remember being good are Jessica Jones, Kim Possible and I don't know, maybe Buffy?
We're still in a phase where we keep doing the "oh she's a girl" thing, with a weird crush, a bestie and cries over bullshit.
It's not a person, but a stereotype.
I agree. I've always believed that the best to make a strong female character is not bring attention to the fact they're a girl. Make it so the universe doesn't give a shit if they're a girl the audience won't give a shit either, but if you constantly bring up the fact they're a girl then the character is immediately weakened because it seems like your using the "strong female character" as a crutch.
@@bensell982 absoltely.
In that sense, even Sailor Moon is better than most female protagonists.
She has a personality, flaws and throughout the show actually some growth. She was a girl in many stereotypical ways, but there's nothing wrong with "girly" but with thinking that's all the personality a girl ever has.
Well, Sheego being a "mom" for her evil boss is the best thing about this film.
That would’ve been hilarious in the show 😆
According to the series she has degree in Child Development
Cuz it was the end of the movie?
Isn't it shego?
Well now they're just making literal what she did with Draken in the show.
The tv show had more and better crime fighting action in 22 minutes than this movie has in 1 hour and 26 minutes
More character development, too.
The dialogue in this movie is so cringe inducing. I remember watching the original cartoon and Kim actually sounding like a mature young adult.
All Disney movies are cringy though
Every Dialog in a Disney Channel Movie is cringe worthy
I remember it the same way, in cartoons she came off as a high school, in the live action it's like she's a junior high girl who is is just at the beginning of puberty and hasn't hit hear growth spurt yet. It's weird cringy and worse of all childish.
The cartoons are far more sophisticated than live action
Someone pointed out that Disney channel movies seem to have this odd problem where the characters are “16” or “14” or “18” but talk and act like they’re 8 or 10
“They’re not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?”
Doug, what have you done!
He's sent another great Disney franchise to the slaughter is what he's done.
shit
Well that's just great
Now we all have to hate Gravity Falls.
FOOL! Now he killed another franchise! :o
Maldus Alver
Shouldn’t be a problem.
Mabel was always the starter pack for that.
I felt like they didn’t even watch Kim Possible because Kim’s character is 100% wrong
They definitely didn’t. Ron on the other hand I can say his character is fine. Shego and Drakken are okay but not as intimidating as they were in the show. Drakken was funny, like extremely funny, but he was still intimidating and threatening when needed. Shego was obviously the same thing. Kim…no…just the worst. Bonnie too. She’s mean but she was still enjoyably mean in a way where we can see she’s obviously jealous of her yet also got this attitude from her sisters. Bonnie here, I honestly don’t get her being jealous cause Kim is PATHETIC here.
@Animestar17 probably Disney’s fault trying to modernize it and give it things to make it seem like they’re woke about women being heroes and fighting instead looking very shallow and acting as though women being heroes or villains or the darn henchwomen thing is something “new”.
Didn’t mean to go into another rant. This show just means so much to me and I feel sorry for the creators of the show. They deserved to make a better movie for KP.
Christ, one of the best parts of the show was the fact that Kim worked well with those around her. Ron, her brothers and hell, even Bonnie sometimes. This Kim just hurts to watch.
"Ever wonder where Zack and Cody went?'
One went to Riverdale and trust me that's much worse than death
Finally, someone who sees it for what it *is*.
Really? The last time I saw them they fell off of Seto Kaiba's Duel-Blimp.
Pfft lol nice
Twili Link yeah, and their Mother went to be a cop in Supernatural...
@@johannesseyfried7933 NICE!
This movie commited the biggest sin...making Kim a show-off.
Her being the exact opposite in the orginal made her character likeable.
Exactly. She doesn’t fight crime for the glory & the fame but because it’s the right thing to do. People like people who do the right thing, not for the fame unless they’re supposed to be written like that from their backstories.
You're right and I never really thought about that.
@Russell Jordan Yes and yes. Why isn't she a cheerleader? Why all of the unnecessary flips? Also, an agenda is NEVER a good basis for a movie. What a dumpster fire!
@@Phanthief95 Thank you.
Fun fact time: the voice actor for Ron stopibel will Friedle in the original tv show and movie also voiced the Batman in Batman beyond
"They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie. Are they?"
Don't give them any ideas.
It's could happen.
I think that would be awesome
@@animebrat76 hate to be the rain on your parade but it may vary depending on who directs it.
Yeah, plus they might hire people that don’t look their age as well.
@@meep9231 they may also change significant plot points.
She does it not because of the fame because she liked helping people.
Exactly! She always went out of her way to help people even when her enemies were in trouble like body-swapped Drakken and Bonnie kidnapped by the Bebe robots
Plus isnt the whole point of her being a freaking spy is that she helps others WITHOUT others knowing and potentially putting those she loves at danger?
You cannot be a spy and be publicly famous at the same time, it's stupid on both ends
*did
*but
Yeah, she is not a Ben Tennyson.
"Wait, you not her regular! Where's Ron Stoppable!"
Drakken would genuinely stop and ask this question, in the middle of his master plan, while fumbling his name, since he could never truly remember it. Drakken would literally be disappointed and bothered if Kim ever had another side-kick. And confused. Drakken would be great at Cinema Sins/Nostalgia Critic.
Didn't that happen once when Monique had to fill in for Ron?
“WHERE’S ROGER STOMPABLE?!”
BlueMageDanny same with the episode where kim spends mother's day with her mom and drakken has his mom too
Whre's the bafoon?" more like, he never called him by name. But point still stands.
@@TheAzulmagia Yeah, in Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time.
Patton Oswald WAS the original Professor Dementor. Which is probably why he wanted to reprise his role in the movie
He made a huge mistake starring in this
I was about to say that.....
That was fun! Hearing his voice and acting like dementor was my favorite part. I had no idea before that he was dementor.
Actually, that is what Critic nudge by saying in 5:03-5:06.
“Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?” Best line in anything ever
Ok, hear me out. In the video, he says that the actors of the OG Kim posable should have played the mom and dad. So how about instead of the movie being about Kim. It's about Kim and Ron's daughter and her trying to be like her parents well going through high school. that way it's a continuation well keeping to the original and being new with new characters.
Trust me, they'd find a way to make it worse.
Or maybe having it be about Hanna Stoppable now that she’s as old as Kim and Ron were
@@matityaloran9157 That could work to
Anyone else seeing this and remembering an old Kim Possible episode called "And the Mole Rat will be CGI" which was about a moronic director trying to make an awful movie based on Kim?
it make so much sense this is that movie....
they knew all along
OH MY GOD IT CAME TRUE!!!
Lmfao. I forgot about that.
FictionRaider007 OH MY GOD
“Kim Possible was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl.”
Well spoilers action sequences are expensive and Disney probably gave these guys an extremely low budget to work with
I think that's really the key to making an empowering female hero. Stop focusing on how, "they're a girl. They're so different from other girls. Oh wow look A GIRL DON'T YOU FEEL INSPIRED NOW THEY'LL DO MAKE OVERS AND WHINE AND GET JEALOUS DON'T YOU RELATE TO HER GIRLS?" Just make a good hero that happens to be a girl. Heck, just make a good character. If you don't draw attention to her gender, and the audience won't feel the need to either.
@@tesshawkins9547 Well said.
Tess Hawkins That’s how I feel any movie trying to make an empowering figure to be. Just focus on making a good character or hero, that just happened to be a girl, or black, or Hispanic, or gay, or whatever demographic you want market to without making your pandering so blatant.
@@aztn19 "or black"
oh so Black Vulcan?
He’s not doing an impression of Ron. It’s actually his voice.
So? It still sounds impressive.
NC - "they're not making a gravity falls movie, are they?"
Disney - "No, but that's a good idea".
Alex Hirsh - "No, it isn't".
I feel like he wouldn't let them...
+Jen Davidson I certainly hope Disney doesn't make a Gravity Falls movie, but that's because I'm in the minority of people who hate that show.
I see you’re a man of culture as well
its alex hirsch not Hirsh
please stop typing the name of the last good creative mind of disney PLEASE
Alex: *I refuse*
Movie Kim = the emotion of a wooden plank
Show Kim = normal person, has bad feeling realizes that it is petty and gets over it.
Pat Swine i think the saddest part is the casting was spot on imo and most looked similar to their cartoon counterparts.
Show Kim=Batman as a woman
Nah, the plank is better.
@@christianrodriguez3957, Batwoman: "I'm a WoMaaaaAaAAAaaan!!! Here I come!"
That’s not how Ron met Rufus. C’mon Disney there’s a whole rap about it!
Ikr
If I remember correctly, the rap was actually an essay?
What is that, that freaky thing?!
Not to mention they even redid it for the movie?!
'what is that. That freaky thing'
“Ever wonder where Zack and Cody went”
Cody went to Riverdale
Lol I said that immediately after he said that in the video
Good for Dylan. I hope Cole doesn't have to do Riverdale for much longer
A fate worse than death
And Dylan was forced to be in the After movie franchise.
I’m sorry, Dylan.
14:38 That backflip was so unnecessary that even Randy Cunningham will be annoyed by her
Smoke Bomb 😂😂😂
Lol 😂
@@raulcerna4708 Ha, ha, yeah
@@kaishadufresne He, he, yep
Smoke bomb.
"They're not making a Gravity Falls Movie are they?"
SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHUSH
Stop giving them ideasssss....
Directed by M. Night Shamalan
@@jazz-cat00 oh neptune no
SHUT UP CRITIC
*claps a hand over his mouth*
QUIET. They’re listening. They’re alllllways listening...
I can hear keyboard clicks I'm scared I'm not ready for that.
Kim: *drops pencil*
Also kim: *does 20 backflips to pick it up*
Nah in this film, she would cry for 15 minutes.
Ivan Kirin then does the backflips to pick it up
@@Iced_out_skelly and then cry cuz no one saw her do than.
Cry while doing 20 backflips
Why Am I Wasting my life On UA-cam revolutionary
Fun fact: John DiMaggio was once the joker... he also played as bender from Futurama...
Andrea Pitre as well as Jake the Dog in Adventure Time
@@amalkaraly As well as Kreese in Madworld
@@NEETKitten And McFist in Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
He played a lot of people guys
This movie TOTALLY forgets about Ron’s plotline wherein he is chosen by mystic monkeys to be given the ancient , sacred wisdom of the Monkey Temple, Matrixing him into being a full-on Master of martial arts.
But, whatevs. Not important.
To be fair pretty sure the show forgot on occasion as well
"Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
"It's an ending, that's enough"
Kind of like the ending for RWBY Vol 6.
@@JWeb66 I applaud you sir 👏👏👏👏
@@JWeb66 oof
@@JWeb66 Very much agreed good sir, i just hope Vol 7. is gonna be Fire
Ruby Rose you watch Nostalgic Critic too.
"Would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?"
That one is my favorite in this review.
Andrewik there should’ve been a rimshot sound
I think I should start using that from now on. 😂
i always hungry for success it be in my blood on the bloods
Kim Possible 2002 : “Were Gunna Be Badass , Kickass , Make Kids Inspired
Kim Possible 2019 : “Look Everyone’s A Pussy Now A Days So Heres Your Refund”
Kim possible when she sees a challenging opponent or villain that looks cool or badass
Cartoon version: I don't give two shits that you are more awesome than me, I will kick your fucking ass
Live action version: I'vE nEvEr SeEn SoMeOnE tHaT iS bEtTeR tHaN mE
7:01 That's not an impression. That actor actually sounds like that
In his defense- The actor playing Ron is using his ACTUAL voice, that's what he actually talks like outside of this. LOL
Darreyl Henderson nah, I felt he changed it a bit for the movie. But his voice was already halfway there, imitating Ron’s voice probably wasn’t very hard for him.
@@generalalduin9548 to be fair the actor is well cast but the script is not good watch the goldbergs there is voice is used in the right way.
Lol no way
Huh.
@Apple Tater He's 21, so it might be a little too late.
“it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl”
SPEECH:100
I think that's why some people (guys) have issues writing female characters. Just write a good character that just happens to be female.
@@terrencejsmith7160 When some people (girls) write female characters they only focus on being a girl, everything else "yep she can do it." but I agree even some writers said it beforei instead of writing male or female or white black asian etc. just focusing on writing a "good" character and let the actor/actress play it out is always better. I think Will Smith in Independence Day done exactly that.
@@terrencejsmith7160 Uh, critic chicks complain about guys writing chicks like dudes but just calling them chicks.
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They shouldn’t be listened to.
That's a problem recent characters had in movies. With characters like Rey or Captian Marvel it feels like they can do no wrong and are superior to the other heroes just because they are female. While classic and beloved characters like Sarah Connor or Ripley were good characters and even you can replace them with a man and it wouldn't affect that much to the story
26:40 You're super close to having me compare this to Velma. That's a line Kim Possible should not cross.
And what the live-action Kim Possible said about her spy outfit being too cartoony was comparable to Mindy Kaling's Velma saying "It's code for adults who still watch cartoons".
Kim being afraid of electric eels? I remember when she was being trapped by electric eels yet braved through them.
The only time she ever feared something like that was when she encountered giant bugs
I need to know why they decided to make Kim play soccer. Cheer leading was like...a major part of her. It showed how she balanced her kickass spy side with her high school femininity side. Honestly, Kim was pretty basic when it came to the school portion of the episodes, but that's just who she was and it was totally fine. Idk if the soccer was like an empowerment thingie to prove girls can play sports,, but... there a girls who are fine with being cheerleaders and thats fine too
I don't remember Kim being afraid of anything in regards to the mission. She was more afraid/frazzled about her school and social life.
I agree. As proven in the clips Doug showed us, cheerleading not delicate femininity. Those stunts take real badass skill and were a part of what made Kim so strong and athletic.
@@welcometothemetaverse2523 Oops! Yeah you're right cheerleading isnt very delicate, but it is a stereotypical basic girl sport. I was trying to say that the cheerleading showed how she was an athletic spy while also being an athletic girly girl?
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Oh, shit, no I wasn't arguing with with you. I just adding to your point.
Especially since its fairly rare to have any sort of positive portrayal of cheerleaders in kid's media. Usually they either possess no brain cells or are a mutant offshoot of vampires that subsist on human tears instead of blood.
Freaking Doug walker as Drakken is freaking amazing. Holy shit!
Hey lets give credit to Heather too, she made a great She-Go
Kim Possible looks like a young Black Widow
I can't stop thinking about that now that you brought it up
"When has Disney done anything wrong recently?"
*FLASHBACKS*
"They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?"
CRITIC, NO!!!! Don't give them any ideas!!!
The show is finished , what the fuck is the film gonna be about anyway?
@@nra3zehuti781 Their high schools years and dealing with a humanoid Bill Cipher because that's obviously what we all wanted :V
With a side of Dipper thirsting after another hot teenage girl and Mabel crying every five minutes.
@@NebulaWords Don't forget that Lil' Gideon would become just Gideon, and would use his charisma to basically run the high school (and, of course, the action would virtually never actually leave the high school cos high school is the only important thing in life)
To late, mickey is doing a movie, a sequel, and a series based on the movie
@@NebulaWords he said don't give them ideas
Your opening skit was more faithful to the show than the actual movie.
I'm starting to see a trend here.
Is it that the fans have been too neglected to let professionals redo their favorite properties? Because, if so, then I worry about Hollywood, especially Disney's future.
@@IdeaBox-dk5vj Y'all both just figured that out?
@@proteus2103 Oh, I had thoughts like that about as soon as I saw those then-rumors about Disney owning Fox back in 2017 or something. I just wanted to guess at what the OP means by his trend.
I could tell they had fun making it
"I guess wearing the same thing all the time...kind of felt cartoony...after a bit?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Oh brother, this guy stinks!*
This could also be called:
Disney's fetish of grappling hooks the video
Grappling hook: *exists*
Disney: *NUT*
That kid playing Ron wasn't really doing an impression. I've watched him on The Goldbergs. He just sounds like that.
“There not doing a *Gravity Falls* movie ; _are they_ ?”
Shut up Critic, or you'll give them _ideas_ !
ScarySara93 actually I’d take that even if it’s terrible
@@itsjustmenova
What about a live action *Phineas & Ferb* movie?
I wonder if they will give them the actual Journal 3 Special Edition.
You’re telling me they have ideas in the first place?
Even if they made it, it’d probably be animated
"Mom, Aunt Becky thinks she's a pop star again." Lmao!
“I hope that made you feel inferior”
Spills water
Movie, I have something to tell you about your twist villain:
THE LAST KP MOVIE ALREADY DID THAT!!!!
Jesus, now I've gotta save this franchise too. Set new file for 52 Episodes. 4 Story Arcs of 13. File name: Kim Possible College Continuation
BAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!!! SO TRUE!
And it was a pretty good twist. :)
@@98953812 Exactly
And the animated film did it better.
"Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?"
-Doug Walker
2019
Top T-shirt idea of 2019
Ha TOP!
I haven't seen the movie in full yet but the biggest insult to me so far is what they did to Mr. Barken beyond the voice. Like...NOOOOOO. You guys totally missed the comedy of the original character and it huuuurts. 😭 This was a teacher that canonically played full-contact football in the rain to RELAX and looked like he could snap you in half if he wanted to. Which made it all the more hilarious when you found out he loved poetry and helping customers choose between muffin pans or mini muffin pans or was hit on by a super villain and didn't know WHAT TO DO. Plus as the show went on you could tell he DID care for Kim and Ron and ugh how could you, movie...
They had to remove every masculine trait he had.
19:00 actually that's a running gag in Kom Possible. She knows literally everyone because she saved them at least once. She basically has a favor from everyone on power or positions of some sort and she uses it to get from place to place during spy missions, showing she's both a damn good hero, and that she is a good person at heart.
You know the movie is bad when you don’t even want to watch what they’re criticizing
The truth one realizes as they scroll through the comments to see what other folks are saying to avoid the cringed imagery. Then they stumble across this comment.
Critical Spectator lol
Yeah, I’ve had a few movies like that where I couldn’t even get through the review it was so painful
Sadly, i watched this when it premiered.... and i have to agree with you. its as bad as he makes it out in the review....
like with the last airbender its so bad that I don't even watch it and its on Netflix
Professor Dementor: “Ok, ok, why the blue skin?”
Dr. Drakken: “Glad you asked. It’s a funny story, not funny haha, but it was a Tuesday...”
Give me my two points
Ding! (x2)
Best joke to end the OG series!
My friend needs an explanation
Glad to see soembody else remembered that joke.
Wasn't this the last line in the entire show?
I love that the “I want ATTENTION!!!” Has become a running joke in later reviews
exactly! I agree wholeheartedly to the pandering to "girl power" it gets on my nerves so much. Like for example, and this is an unpopular opinion- But I really didn't like the whole girl power moment in endgame. Yes those woman warriors are awesome, but they don't need a "look at us, we're empowered woman" to BE awesome. They are ALL warriors- and just that. It doesn't or at least shouldn't matter if they are a boy or a girl or something else.
Exactly, the best way to show empowerment is to treat them like any other character. The best way to do it is just to fuckin’ do it
Honestly that line up took me right out of the movie and what I got wasn’t a feeling of empowerment. It was a message of insecurity. One of them yelling ‘we’re women and look we’re strong because...we’re here?’ It would have landed better if maybe some of them had a relationship or connection that built up before. I mean hell! That was what all the damn origin movies where for! So when Thor sees Hulk he cheers and goes ‘I know him from work!’ And it’s an awesome line and hilarious moment. Loki wanting to leave because he is having some ‘punny god’ flashbacks were beautiful. But when the women stand in some weak lineup of a photo shoot girl power...honestly what connection? They could either look at each other and say ‘what’s your name?’ Or ‘you have boobs like me so you’re cool.’
I would have rather seen the girls fighting next the people they knew and had been in movies with before and passing the Spider kid between them while kicking ass and taking names. Just snip that lineup out and we’re good. Drawing that kind of attention to the female heroes like that just undermined what they were trying to do.
I also don't like the whole thing that women and girls have to be tomboyish, like unfeminine things and be ultra-snarky to be considered empowering. Why can't girls and women who are polite and like traditionally feminine things also be empowering?
Buddy that wasn't a forced empowerment message it was a nod to A-Force. A series team up in the Marvel comic books featuring woman exclusively.
@@rogue7723 I feel vice versa tbh. Always when there is a scene of a girl feeling confident and powerful, she is walking in a dress in slowmotion....why can't a girl be displayed as confident in a cool alternative outfit or something? But yes, there should be a balance. Just like in real life, every girl (and guy) is different
The guy who plays Ron. That’s his R E A L voice. He’s also the main character in The Goldbergs.
He plays the young version of Adam F Goldberg, and the show is narrated by Dr Dementor himself, Patton Oswalt
Poor guy,what a shame
At least Goldbergs has way better writing and is ten times more funny. I guess if I'd want anyone to be Ron, it'd be him, but man the kid deserved bit better of a script (I say kid but he's nearly the same age as me.......)
Nobody:
Goldberg: Next !
*Spear! Ram! Jackhammer!*
That poor bastard.
This movie was literally a self insert fanfiction. Right down to Athena being an emo re-color of Kim, having a "sad" backstory, everyone loving her, and all the other characters being dumb to make the fan character smarter, braver, and overall better in comparison.
I've read and seen fanfiction better written than this TV movie
@@p.z.arnott2329 I don't doubt you or and random asshole could write a better fanfic just from the clips of the show here.
When I hear anything Kim Possible: Where is Rufus? Rufus is my favorite character from the show.
A friend of mine actually made that grappling hook. He’s a prop manufacturer in Vancouver.
And the reason it was focused on so heavily was because it was expensive to make.
Also it’s cool seeing stuff you worked on being used on nostalgia critic.
Cool
"They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?" Is how to set off anyone's fight or flight reaction in a mile-wide radius
That sentence just became my biggest fear.
What?
Not that I'm aware of but they are making a Phineas and Ferb movie
@@isaigutierrez1617 Its animated, so it should be ok.
Though with an upcoming Dora the Explorer Live action movie now, nothing is safe.
We had plenty of live action Dipper and Wendy in one sight gag in the Weirdmageddon finale. It worked because it was a visual gag, things were going to hell and the show has a unique art style that wouldn’t work in love action.
How come there weren't any adults supervising the soccer tryout to prevent Kim from being appointed equipment manager instead of a player? Doesn't the coach make those decisions?
Yes that is true but fuck logic
Dude are you seriously asking why there no logic in a live action Disney movie?
(Note this isn't me hateing on Disney this is just me saying that these movies (or any form of fiction really) don't follow regular logic)
What Happened to Ron Getting Rufus at Smarty Mart?I Mean,Come on Rufus Was Born Badass,he Didn’t Need to be Experimented on
This is not "Kim Possible" movie this is "Cry Possible" movie XD
Patton Oswalt was in the original Kim Possible. He played the original Professor dementor so saying that he's true to the original character it's kind of funny.
Oh cool. Patton is actually one of my favorite actors. He's voice acted in a lot of different shows and movies. He and Harrison Ford are two of my childhood favorites. He was also a hilarious comedian.
This just makes me want to rewatch Kim Possible. The real Kim Possible. Not this film.
maybe that was the plan along, to get us to buy the dvd of all the seasons XD
You can only get 2 Seasons on DVD, not sure why they stopped there. :/
GundamGoku I had to rewatch it just to make sure my memory is correct because I don’t recall Kim being so self centred as what is shown in this movie
#notpossible
@@Asaylum117 Did a toon kill the current CEO's parents like in "who framed Rodger rabbit"? Because they SERIOUSLY seem to hate animation these days. They are trying to replace all the animated classics with inferior live actions remakes and now they aren't fully releasing the animated shows on DVD?
10:30: Not to mention that it was completely unnecessary for Kim to use the grappling gun as she could've easily ran after the pram to catch it when it was sliding away from the baby's mother. And when it comes to picking up paper at 15:36, Kim could've easily just kneeled down to pick up all the paper.
I think one of the weirdest choices they made was this is Kim’s first day of high school, meaning she’s only 14 in this version. At the start of the show shes 16, season 4 Shes 18, and in the Past episode of Sitch in Time, when she’s 14, she’s not even a little like this. THEY LITERALLY DID THIS BEFORE AND SOMEHOW GOT IT WRONG
To the actor that played Ron Stoppable, at least he was trying to represent the character, even if he over played it. I like effort, but not too much.
That’s how that kid acts in EVERYTHING! I felt like I was watching the Goldbergs on ABC.
He made a whole career off playing himself. Props.
@@philjr5714 congratulations, you played yourself.
Can someone please fix kim possible netflix hulu somebody save my childhood 😣😣😣😣😣😣
I think he was the only actor trying to save the movie
@@TyMarshall007 Patton Oswalt too! He played his character in both the show and the movie!
*I'm your basic, average girl...*
Disney Writers: We can make that happen
Umm... Disney, we didn't mean BASIC as in the modern slang.
Basic guetto girl.
I hate it when people say I’m just a normal average person and then they say that they have some super amazing power
Danganronpa fans know this the hard way.
30:54, to be fair that part about Bonnie was basically true in the show too. I know there was an episode aimed at explaining why she’s like that but she never really develops from it
14:48 cracked me up 😂😂😂😂😂
Remember when Rufus was the chosen one for a rebel army of sentient naked mole rats in the future?
I do...
forget that, remember when Ron had fucking Superpowers and singlehanded stoped and alien invasion?
@@p.a.4512 Pepperidge Farm remembers...;)
@@p.a.4512 remember when Ron turned evil and turned out to be a better villain than draken even when doing a dumb stupid nonense scheme?
I member
And Future Rufus had the voice of Worf from Star Trek? Yeah, I ‘member...good times
What's the obsession with the "first day at school" cliche ?!
Who knows, I’ve noticed it in this, Spectacular Spider-Man, and at least 3 current Nickelodeon shows
Ticking of the generic box Lists of every cliche, ever, I guess.
It’s a cliche
Stre Led i think disney gets hard over lonely girls with no friends
I have another question: why everyone are assholes for no reasons? I swear, it's so gratuitous and forced that I busted a rib when Shego laughed along with the whole school! It was so bad I couldn't believe they kept the scene...
17:40 the perfect bird call doesn't exi-
Critic: They’re not doing a Gravity Falls movie are they?
Me: DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!
"Ever wonder where Zac and Cody went?" Well, Cody, despite his brains, did go on to become a real Jughead.
......perfect......
Actually, I thinl they are doing fine. Weren't they helping poor foreigners at one point?
I love Jughead 😍
Well, they're in Paris and Cody is shaking his bun buns for each and every one of them. Anyone got that reference.
Hey, guess what. That show has the exact problems this movie has. Except ten times worse.
Disney needs to watch their own shows. This is just... Not Kim Possible.
Same.
Already getting the chills from these cringe-worthy movies. So glad I didn’t watch this on the actual channel; I loved the animated show
It’s unpossible
@@TheGreenAzumarill Kentirely Possible
Look, I get it. You're tired of Kim Possible.
If you think about it, Critic is sadly right. Kim cries more than Bully Macguire and that's not a good thing. She DEFINITELY cries more than Macguire and I don't even mean it as a joke.
"It's like putting Lebron James in but having him as the school's mascot." That's something Skip Bayless would do if he was a coach.
"A forced message disguised as a human being" is the PERFECT way to describe it--and many other characters in recent modern movies, as well, I feel!
"Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?"
I hereby promote you to Savage Critic.
I reaally want to steal this line.
i need to force myself to remember this line because its just so damn good lol
there was an episode where kim had to get a part time job at the fast food place to save up money to get a new jacket, which means she did all of this world class spying for free.