Kim Possible - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 років тому +1051

    That short film on Stamps.com should be nominated for an Oscar!
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  • @TheMstrydude
    @TheMstrydude 5 років тому +1859

    Remember a sitch in time when Kim was trying out for cheerleading and although Bonnie hated her she still let her on the team proper because she nailed the try outs? What happened to that?

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 5 років тому +245

      The logic of Bonnie being a person who wants to be on top, but will suck it up in some way that’s comedic for us and allows for the demonstration of actual imagery that makes sense was one of the first things the writers were told to get rid of.

    • @strawberryherpes528
      @strawberryherpes528 5 років тому +227

      Yeah, watching this live-action Bonnie compared to the OG Bonnie felt more like a caricature of what the character actually was. Yes, she could be a snide, petty pain in the ass, especially to Kim out of everyone, but the show seemed pretty aware that was 100% due to Bonnie being jealous. But also, Bonnie could at least begrudgingly acknowledge Kim's talent and skill. In fact, if the live-action movie was supposed to be some weird moral about jealousy, why not just evolve Bonnie a bit further and have her be Kim's new, begrudging sidekick? Have them be frenemies rather than straight up enemies. She could have been the Kate Sanders to Kim's Lizzie McGuire

    • @SlightlyPeeved
      @SlightlyPeeved 5 років тому +38

      Strawberry Herpes I think I remember that being an actual episode in the show (a good one at that)

    • @privatesteve4048
      @privatesteve4048 5 років тому +5

      Raiding this comment to say that Channel Awesome has been covering up CEO's that ruined people's lives through sexual assault and unprofessional tactics.

    • @Sam-bv7vk
      @Sam-bv7vk 5 років тому +28

      @@privatesteve4048 for Christ's sake, that already came out in a documentary. What, do you live under a rock or something?

  • @youseineko
    @youseineko 5 років тому +5202

    “‘Kim Possible’ was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero. It told a story about a hero who was a girl.”
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @nenshoufox
      @nenshoufox 5 років тому +514

      Now if only Hollywood would understand that instead of trying to make everything “woke”.

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 5 років тому +125

      @CAcartoon Have you seen what they're now doing to "Batgirl" and "Charlie's Angels"? I haven't even watch the original and yet I still like apologizing to Farrah Fawcett.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 5 років тому +26

      @@jenneacubero1036 Not going to lie I am kind of excited for Bat *woman* 😹
      Because I like the actress.
      I have a feeling it will be my next guilty pleasure

    • @SlapshotStudios
      @SlapshotStudios 5 років тому +36

      Sir. Knowsalot the first one talks about a hero and the second is about the heroes gender

    • @theleeroymethod9996
      @theleeroymethod9996 5 років тому +9

      Preach On Brother!

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 5 років тому +1005

    "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
    "It's an ending that's enough"
    The best summary of this movie

  • @hermitfox3053
    @hermitfox3053 5 років тому +904

    Wtf. Athena has so many Mary Sue self insert red flags. A fan who can do everything better than the main character and has a dramatic evil twist with a sacrifice at the end? That's just... so bad.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 років тому +40

      HermitFox Making the Mary Sue elements key to the plot does not excuse them being present to begin with. TV shows and movies have handled someone dealing with someone else taking their role in the team much more subtly than this. McKay in Stargate Atlantis was getting unsettled that his parallel world counterpart actually got on with the other people in the expedition, but they missed original flavour Rodney McKay as egotistical as he was.

    • @puppymaroon964
      @puppymaroon964 4 роки тому +65

      Here is my idea for how to rewrite the plot of the Kim Possible movie: the movie starts off as normal with Kim and Ron rescuing the scientist followed by the recreation of the cartoon’s intro. After that, we cut to Shego breaking Drax out of prison. They head back to their hideout and after a bit of their usual banter, they begin to plot how to take down Kim once and for all. We then cut to Kim and Ron showing up to class a few minutes late because of their last mission. Shortly afterwards, Athena is presented to the class as the new girl. Later that day, after school, Kim sees Athena being picked on by Bonnie. So Kim springs into action and stands up for Athena. Kim then invites Athena to come hang out with her and Ron. Athena then reveals to Kim she is a big fan of Kim and shows her Kim and Ron cosplay with Ron as a dog. Rather than say he wants to be a dog when he grows up, Ron would say he had no idea how cute he would look as a dog. We then get a montage of Kim hanging out with Athena, training her, and giving her a makeover. After that ends, we cut to Kim, Ron, and Athena walking home from school when they get alerted by Wade that Drax is planning on releasing a toxin that would place the entire town under mind control. So the trio set off to stop Drax. However, upon arriving on the scene Kim and Ron end up in a death trap. Luckily, Athena manages to rescue them and stop Drax in the nick of time becoming the hero of the town. However, rather than get jealous, or upset about it, Kim is just happy for Athena. We then cut to an awards ceremony where Athena is receiving an award for saving the town. Suddenly, Drax shows up and snatches Athena. Kim and Ron try to stop him, but they end up getting tricked by Shego allowing Drax to get away with Athena. Kim and Ron head to Kim’s house and tell Kim’s parents what happened. So Kim’s mom, along with Kim’s grandmother, went with Kim and Ron to rescue Athena. When Kim went into where Athena is being held captive, she is surprised to find that it looks like a normal teen girl’s room. Athena then admits to Kim that she is actually an android created by Drax. Drax’s plan was to get Kim to befriend and train Athena and the plot to release a toxin that would place the town under mind control was just a setup to test the skills Athena learned from Kim. Athena does not know what Drax’s ultimate goal is but knows it can’t be good. Drax then takes Athena away and places Kim into a death trap. Luckily, Ron, with help from Rufus, helps Kim escape. (By the way, in this rewrite, Rufus accompanies Ron throughout the film rather than be discovered in a lab at some point in the movie). The rest of the film will play out as normal.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +36

      @@jbcatz5 swear to God I've heard of many Wattpad fanfics that have the main character named Athena ( whether they be Batman, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter or Avengers
      This was before this came out

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 4 роки тому +36

      @@puppymaroon964 THIS is how you write a Kim Possible live action movie, not this horseshit that somehow got a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. I applaud you my friend. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @mollymcmurtrie8037
      @mollymcmurtrie8037 4 роки тому +17

      @@puppymaroon964 Thank you that's how the movie is done not this piece of trash. Also make it animated.

  • @DarkLordGanondorf190
    @DarkLordGanondorf190 5 років тому +2392

    Also, Kim being a cheerleader was not just there because. The bodily fitness and nimbleness it gave her made her such a formidable agent.

    • @vicedea
      @vicedea 5 років тому +319

      Yeah. If there gonna change it,why not do gymnastics? It would work well with her acrobatics.

    • @greyblueme9711
      @greyblueme9711 5 років тому +191

      Vice Dea I guess since being a soccer player is "more" empowering than being a cheerleader or gymnast even though they also have to train a ton and memorize group routines

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 5 років тому +48

      This is the American cartoon equivalent of saying I watch Anime for the plot.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 5 років тому +13

      She needs to be in the Marvel universe

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 5 років тому +8

      @@greyblueme9711 Exactly.

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 5 років тому +799

    "Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?"
    That is the type of joke I would want on a Kim Possible movie

    • @insanechopper5788
      @insanechopper5788 5 років тому +3

      Vi Cardoso 😂

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 років тому +8

      That’s one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 5 років тому +30

      "Was your mother a grappling hook?" is something I'd hear Drakken tell Kim after he sees her using it *one* too many times on missions. That, and the "No, I'm committed now. *IT MUST BE GRAPPLING HOOK,"* bit after she shows up with something different. I'd kill to see Kim's response.

    • @davidjohnson4171
      @davidjohnson4171 5 років тому +20

      When the thirty something year old youtube critic comes up with better lines and story on accident than the writers can come up with, you know you're making a shit movie.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 роки тому +4

      I imagine it'd be a Ron line.

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 5 років тому +2627

    “They didn’t write a girl who was a hero. They wrote a hero who was a girl.” Hit the nail on the end.

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 5 років тому +160

      That’s cause it’s all modern Disney cares about, why write characters when you can right stereotypes

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 років тому +155

      even the original kim would act less stereotypically even when she was acting stereotypical about fashion and stuff

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 5 років тому +20

      Sara Fontanini the og( fuck autocorrect) was awesome

    • @saloz9483
      @saloz9483 5 років тому +96

      this right here. You can have a strong female lead and never bring to attention that she is female.

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 5 років тому +55

      It’s weird that Disney who is focusing on pushing girls in their media, have decided that their female leads are either, boring super people with no interesting qualities, or stereotypical girls that are completely unfit for their roles?

  • @Dave_thenerd
    @Dave_thenerd 5 років тому +676

    Who the hell is Athena? Where's Monique ? You know, Kim's best friend who occasionally fights along side her (albeit she can't fight on the level Kim can)? She was a very cool character who sort of balanced out Ron's goofy-ness and incompetence. Where the hell is she?
    Side note: I'm very near-sighted and thought Athena was naked from the waist down at 30:40 :/

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 роки тому +82

      Monique was a fun character & not just a token ethnic friend. She was no mission sidekick like Ron, but she was Kim’s voice of reason in her daily life at school and work. Plus Monique also got to have some fun chemistry with Ron particularly in the science partner episode

    • @firelionnadavcretzo9114
      @firelionnadavcretzo9114 4 роки тому +6

      No dont you get it its about the start before the tv show and in a diffrent timeline beacuse roufus did not got adopted in high school

    • @shototodoroki4868
      @shototodoroki4868 3 роки тому +5

      Athena replaced Monique. They probably thought they could shake things up by replacing her

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 роки тому +5

      Not only that but Athena reminds me Bebe
      You know what I'm talking about, Drakkens robots
      He made fembots called Bebe, Athena is a bot, she's Bebe

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 3 роки тому

      @@shototodoroki4868 you are a copycat of Prince Zuko!

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 5 років тому +495

    Movie, I have something to tell you about your twist villain:
    THE LAST KP MOVIE ALREADY DID THAT!!!!
    Jesus, now I've gotta save this franchise too. Set new file for 52 Episodes. 4 Story Arcs of 13. File name: Kim Possible College Continuation

    • @FoxieRoxie365
      @FoxieRoxie365 5 років тому +16

      BAHAHAHAHA

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog 5 років тому +11

      HAHAHAHAHA!!! SO TRUE!

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 років тому +19

      And it was a pretty good twist. :)

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 5 років тому +5

      @@98953812 Exactly

    • @NickDe3
      @NickDe3 5 років тому +14

      And the animated film did it better.

  • @sithtyp8151
    @sithtyp8151 5 років тому +899

    I remember like 35 minutes ago, I didn't know about a Kim Possible live action movie, life was good back then.

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 років тому +55

      I haven't even seen it, and I already want all 86 minutes of my life back.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 5 років тому +19

      Me watching this review: '...THAT'S BONNIE? HOW?!?'
      I hate this.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 5 років тому +2

      @bryan diaz varela "that's why everybody gets blackwashed"
      Let me guess, you're mad about Ariel? Yawn. I'm sure you have a solid case though.

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 5 років тому

      lol

    • @autisticspaceman9397
      @autisticspaceman9397 5 років тому +6

      @@suckypuckle9292 *complains about them race changing a character, then dismisses some one for having the same grievances* hmm...

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 5 років тому +908

    The dialogue in this movie is so cringe inducing. I remember watching the original cartoon and Kim actually sounding like a mature young adult.

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 5 років тому +29

      All Disney movies are cringy though

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 5 років тому +41

      Every Dialog in a Disney Channel Movie is cringe worthy

    • @stephennootens916
      @stephennootens916 5 років тому +31

      I remember it the same way, in cartoons she came off as a high school, in the live action it's like she's a junior high girl who is is just at the beginning of puberty and hasn't hit hear growth spurt yet. It's weird cringy and worse of all childish.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +31

      The cartoons are far more sophisticated than live action

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 років тому +25

      Someone pointed out that Disney channel movies seem to have this odd problem where the characters are “16” or “14” or “18” but talk and act like they’re 8 or 10

  • @Arktik1st
    @Arktik1st 4 роки тому +1012

    "She is a world famous spy"
    Doesn't that make a bad spy?

    • @9751matt
      @9751matt 3 роки тому +110

      For one thing, Kim Possible was never "random citizen can pick her out of the crowd" famous.
      And I guess it begs the question, if you are constantly sent on missions with high end spy gear to help governments, the world, or even just prevent thefts but not much undercover stuff, are you a spy or just an altruistic mercenary that doesn't accept money, only networking?

    • @TheZoddo
      @TheZoddo 3 роки тому +27

      That logic makes sense
      so Disney doesn't like it

    • @gabbygabs8271
      @gabbygabs8271 3 роки тому +9

      Well, you're not wrong.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +33

      Archer: "If you can't tell women you're a secret agent, then what's the point of being one?"
      (I couldn't find the exact quote)

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 3 роки тому +3

      If you can do your missions even with that fame, yeah.

  • @gustafhillertz8741
    @gustafhillertz8741 5 років тому +587

    Producer "hey girl, can you do a flip?"
    Actor "yeh, why"
    Producer "oooooh boy."

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 років тому +18

      Producer: Flips for days.
      Actor: Flips for days?
      Producer: Flips for days.

    • @someshitstuffthats7441
      @someshitstuffthats7441 5 років тому +1

      Not everything involves flips ya know

    • @Regmuslima
      @Regmuslima 5 років тому +1

      @@MrSuperbeast92 I appreciate you

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 5 років тому +892

    Your opening skit was more faithful to the show than the actual movie.
    I'm starting to see a trend here.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 5 років тому +19

      Is it that the fans have been too neglected to let professionals redo their favorite properties? Because, if so, then I worry about Hollywood, especially Disney's future.

    • @proteus2103
      @proteus2103 5 років тому +1

      @@IdeaBox-dk5vj Y'all both just figured that out?

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 5 років тому +1

      @@proteus2103 Oh, I had thoughts like that about as soon as I saw those then-rumors about Disney owning Fox back in 2017 or something. I just wanted to guess at what the OP means by his trend.

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 років тому +2

      I could tell they had fun making it

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 2 місяці тому

      Wait till you see the intro parody for Jem review

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 5 років тому +305

    "Wait, you not her regular! Where's Ron Stoppable!"
    Drakken would genuinely stop and ask this question, in the middle of his master plan, while fumbling his name, since he could never truly remember it. Drakken would literally be disappointed and bothered if Kim ever had another side-kick. And confused. Drakken would be great at Cinema Sins/Nostalgia Critic.

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia 5 років тому +33

      Didn't that happen once when Monique had to fill in for Ron?

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 5 років тому +32

      “WHERE’S ROGER STOMPABLE?!”

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 5 років тому +3

      BlueMageDanny same with the episode where kim spends mother's day with her mom and drakken has his mom too

    • @karolnowak6423
      @karolnowak6423 4 роки тому +8

      Whre's the bafoon?" more like, he never called him by name. But point still stands.

    • @fournierman
      @fournierman 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheAzulmagia Yeah, in Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time.

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 5 років тому +1251

    A lot of the jokes in this movie literally feel like Disney is mocking fans for liking Kim Possible in the first place

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 5 років тому +16

      Ben McDonald yeah😅.............

    • @ambushbob5383
      @ambushbob5383 4 роки тому +67

      Well ya...its disney they are known for harboring hatred for fans.

    • @pastorcodymitchell1456
      @pastorcodymitchell1456 4 роки тому +38

      that's.... actually very sadly true I didn't watch this abomination of a movie and don't plan to but ur right

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 4 роки тому +41

      THEY JEM AND THE HOLIGRAMS’D IT.

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 роки тому +46

      @@awesomefox555 SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!!

  • @pastorcodymitchell1456
    @pastorcodymitchell1456 5 років тому +246

    probably the most impactful thing Doug Walker ever said: Kim possible was an empowering show because it didn't tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl. THANK YOU, that's the main problem of a lot of movies trying to be "empowering" nowadays

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 років тому +23

      Same with proud family it was a nice show with funny comedy and nice morals whose characters just happened I be mostly black. Yes they hit the notes they had to (segregation, kwanza etc) but they never preached about it and made to applicable to everyone. Hell the kwanza episode ended with the twist that the “spirits” of the holiday ended up getting the proofs to help a white family something I’m sure modern SJWs would bitch about

    • @mrheisenbird2691
      @mrheisenbird2691 5 років тому +11

      *cough* Captain Marvel *cough*

    • @corneliahanimann2173
      @corneliahanimann2173 5 років тому +6

      I feel like this about most shows and once had a discussion with someone who insisted the new doctor who needs to be a woman.
      I said the writers aren't ready to make a natural feeling doctor who, because if we think about good female protagonists im TVShows, we have more bad than good ones.
      The few I remember being good are Jessica Jones, Kim Possible and I don't know, maybe Buffy?
      We're still in a phase where we keep doing the "oh she's a girl" thing, with a weird crush, a bestie and cries over bullshit.
      It's not a person, but a stereotype.

    • @bensell982
      @bensell982 5 років тому +16

      I agree. I've always believed that the best to make a strong female character is not bring attention to the fact they're a girl. Make it so the universe doesn't give a shit if they're a girl the audience won't give a shit either, but if you constantly bring up the fact they're a girl then the character is immediately weakened because it seems like your using the "strong female character" as a crutch.

    • @corneliahanimann2173
      @corneliahanimann2173 5 років тому +12

      @@bensell982 absoltely.
      In that sense, even Sailor Moon is better than most female protagonists.
      She has a personality, flaws and throughout the show actually some growth. She was a girl in many stereotypical ways, but there's nothing wrong with "girly" but with thinking that's all the personality a girl ever has.

  • @wafflefalafel9442
    @wafflefalafel9442 5 років тому +502

    I need to know why they decided to make Kim play soccer. Cheer leading was like...a major part of her. It showed how she balanced her kickass spy side with her high school femininity side. Honestly, Kim was pretty basic when it came to the school portion of the episodes, but that's just who she was and it was totally fine. Idk if the soccer was like an empowerment thingie to prove girls can play sports,, but... there a girls who are fine with being cheerleaders and thats fine too

    • @greenman394
      @greenman394 5 років тому +90

      I don't remember Kim being afraid of anything in regards to the mission. She was more afraid/frazzled about her school and social life.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 років тому +89

      I agree. As proven in the clips Doug showed us, cheerleading not delicate femininity. Those stunts take real badass skill and were a part of what made Kim so strong and athletic.

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 5 років тому +33

      @@welcometothemetaverse2523 Oops! Yeah you're right cheerleading isnt very delicate, but it is a stereotypical basic girl sport. I was trying to say that the cheerleading showed how she was an athletic spy while also being an athletic girly girl?

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 років тому +12

      @@wafflefalafel9442
      Oh, shit, no I wasn't arguing with with you. I just adding to your point.

    • @princeire7486
      @princeire7486 5 років тому +60

      Especially since its fairly rare to have any sort of positive portrayal of cheerleaders in kid's media. Usually they either possess no brain cells or are a mutant offshoot of vampires that subsist on human tears instead of blood.

  • @hubertblack1485
    @hubertblack1485 5 років тому +217

    That kid playing Ron wasn't really doing an impression. I've watched him on The Goldbergs. He just sounds like that.

  • @davidpusquin2715
    @davidpusquin2715 4 роки тому +208

    Kim was like
    "Yeah, I wanted to give you confidence and motivate you to be a better version of yourself.
    But not that much, now I really want you to be worst"

    • @Amsosorryscotty
      @Amsosorryscotty Рік тому +4

      And wean you get more attention then her, because you where a better spy then her. She gets whiny and upset and ruins the mission because you prove to her that you can also be a good spy.

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 5 років тому +901

    "Would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?"
    That one is my favorite in this review.

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 років тому +18

      Andrewik there should’ve been a rimshot sound

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 2 роки тому +4

      I think I should start using that from now on. 😂

    • @lilmanchiraq8903
      @lilmanchiraq8903 2 роки тому +4

      i always hungry for success it be in my blood on the bloods

  • @ryanherron7436
    @ryanherron7436 5 років тому +491

    "Ever wonder where Zack and Cody went?'
    One went to Riverdale and trust me that's much worse than death

    • @greylithwolf
      @greylithwolf 5 років тому +28

      Finally, someone who sees it for what it *is*.

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 5 років тому +44

      Really? The last time I saw them they fell off of Seto Kaiba's Duel-Blimp.

    • @lelouche25
      @lelouche25 5 років тому +4

      Pfft lol nice

    • @GamerGirlEmber
      @GamerGirlEmber 5 років тому +7

      Twili Link yeah, and their Mother went to be a cop in Supernatural...

    • @HighScarlettFever
      @HighScarlettFever 5 років тому

      @@johannesseyfried7933 NICE!

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 5 років тому +266

    Disney: We’re going to make a live-action Kim Possible movie!
    People Who Watched the Show as a Kid: Literally none of us asked for or wanted this.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV 5 років тому +31

      I say this for every Disney Live Action remake.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 років тому +9

      Can't wait for the Live Action Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
      Don't think they can do it? Oh it will be done.

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 5 років тому +3

      @@Marinealver they're going to change jessica aren't they,because SeXiST

    • @Pdalow
      @Pdalow 5 років тому +2

      @Ad Lockhorst Go stare at the sun for an hour.

  • @eulyc.959
    @eulyc.959 5 років тому +240

    "Peter Parker and the cast of Lord of the Rings cried less than you" 😂

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown 5 років тому +580

    “They’re not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?”
    Doug, what have you done!

    • @UltimateHalG
      @UltimateHalG 5 років тому +39

      He's sent another great Disney franchise to the slaughter is what he's done.

    • @stevejackson69420
      @stevejackson69420 5 років тому +10

      shit

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 років тому +9

      Well that's just great
      Now we all have to hate Gravity Falls.

    • @Asaylum117
      @Asaylum117 5 років тому +5

      FOOL! Now he killed another franchise! :o

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому +4

      Maldus Alver
      Shouldn’t be a problem.
      Mabel was always the starter pack for that.

  • @carmillakinney6542
    @carmillakinney6542 5 років тому +222

    Patton Oswald WAS the original Professor Dementor. Which is probably why he wanted to reprise his role in the movie

    • @enigmaticbeing7703
      @enigmaticbeing7703 5 років тому +10

      He made a huge mistake starring in this

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +3

      I was about to say that.....

    • @reyfan011
      @reyfan011 5 років тому +4

      That was fun! Hearing his voice and acting like dementor was my favorite part. I had no idea before that he was dementor.

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 5 років тому +1

      Actually, that is what Critic nudge by saying in 5:03-5:06.

  • @patswine3890
    @patswine3890 5 років тому +260

    Movie Kim = the emotion of a wooden plank
    Show Kim = normal person, has bad feeling realizes that it is petty and gets over it.

    • @hitofgrace
      @hitofgrace 5 років тому +13

      Pat Swine i think the saddest part is the casting was spot on imo and most looked similar to their cartoon counterparts.

    • @christianrodriguez3957
      @christianrodriguez3957 5 років тому +6

      Show Kim=Batman as a woman

    • @Holden_Carter
      @Holden_Carter 5 років тому

      Nah, the plank is better.

    • @xxsimplychamorroxx2058
      @xxsimplychamorroxx2058 5 років тому

      @@christianrodriguez3957, Batwoman: "I'm a WoMaaaaAaAAAaaan!!! Here I come!"

  • @LunaMoon84
    @LunaMoon84 4 роки тому +106

    As a big KP fan who still watches the show, Kim was never jealous of others because she built others up instead of tearing them down. She admired other people for their strengths, and that everyone is special in their own way, Ron included. She loved when she could compete with people on her own level or above because she always liked a challenge.

    • @maxwellschwass
      @maxwellschwass 2 роки тому +10

      Same here, the Kim possible that I know and remembered won't give a flying fuck about not being popular like Bonnie for two reasons:
      #1 "main protagonist getting annoyed with someone who brags about how popular they are" cliche
      #2 she's more focused on saving the world from the forces of evil than being popular
      So that's much to it and agreed with you 💯

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 Рік тому +8

      Something Kim Possible as a show did was establish Kim as being a headstrong, independent person with a heart of gold and gradually reveal her insecurities later but have her overcome them in her own way. She's initially presented as picturesque, but not flawless.

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned 5 років тому +298

    “Kim Possible was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl.”

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 5 років тому +3

      Well spoilers action sequences are expensive and Disney probably gave these guys an extremely low budget to work with

    • @tesshawkins9547
      @tesshawkins9547 5 років тому +40

      I think that's really the key to making an empowering female hero. Stop focusing on how, "they're a girl. They're so different from other girls. Oh wow look A GIRL DON'T YOU FEEL INSPIRED NOW THEY'LL DO MAKE OVERS AND WHINE AND GET JEALOUS DON'T YOU RELATE TO HER GIRLS?" Just make a good hero that happens to be a girl. Heck, just make a good character. If you don't draw attention to her gender, and the audience won't feel the need to either.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 років тому +4

      @@tesshawkins9547 Well said.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 5 років тому +11

      Tess Hawkins That’s how I feel any movie trying to make an empowering figure to be. Just focus on making a good character or hero, that just happened to be a girl, or black, or Hispanic, or gay, or whatever demographic you want market to without making your pandering so blatant.

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 5 років тому

      @@aztn19 "or black"
      oh so Black Vulcan?

  • @scarysara9364
    @scarysara9364 5 років тому +1816

    “There not doing a *Gravity Falls* movie ; _are they_ ?”
    Shut up Critic, or you'll give them _ideas_ !

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 5 років тому +27

      ScarySara93 actually I’d take that even if it’s terrible

    • @scarysara9364
      @scarysara9364 5 років тому +42

      @@itsjustmenova
      What about a live action *Phineas & Ferb* movie?

    • @skailerderkonigderdiebe5499
      @skailerderkonigderdiebe5499 5 років тому +13

      I wonder if they will give them the actual Journal 3 Special Edition.

    • @alice-in-wonderland5900
      @alice-in-wonderland5900 5 років тому +12

      You’re telling me they have ideas in the first place?

    • @bullwinkle524
      @bullwinkle524 5 років тому +5

      Even if they made it, it’d probably be animated

  • @thepinkdawn3970
    @thepinkdawn3970 5 років тому +378

    Freaking Doug walker as Drakken is freaking amazing. Holy shit!

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 5 років тому +15

      Hey lets give credit to Heather too, she made a great She-Go

  • @dreamchaser829
    @dreamchaser829 4 роки тому +240

    *watches the cheerleader montage*. Why the heck are cheerleaders always shoved into the dumb or mean girl cliche? Their freaking awesome, work tirelessly for their routines, and put their bodies through torturous exercises. They deserve so much more in pop culture!

    • @moonstruck8245
      @moonstruck8245 3 роки тому +24

      Not to mention they have to be really skilled and brave, I have seen what can happen when some of their stunts go wrong, even the less difficult stunts that regular high school cheerleaders - not the ones who cheerlead competitively like in colleges - do, and holy *crap* those can be some life-altering (or ending) injuries!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 2 роки тому +30

      Maybe because,
      A.) The creators were losers in high school whom were bullied or dumped by the worse cheerleaders in the team, or
      B.) Creativity deficit.

    • @erichermann1226
      @erichermann1226 2 роки тому +14

      Because the cheerleader type was written by non-athletes in a time when cheerleaders were at the top of the teenage girl hierarchy and those non-athletes were generally obsessive loners. And once a type like this starts, it tends to stick.
      Edit: plus teenagers tend to clique-ish anyway (more than just the human norm) so when you have a cohesive unit (cheer team) it's easy for them to fall into that domineering pattern that the trope appeals to.

    • @coffetrueno9791
      @coffetrueno9791 2 роки тому +3

      I guess being a football player is more easy than being a cheerleader

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister Рік тому +1

      Dude, there’s a reason you make the cheerleader the hero: Buffy, Card Captor Sakura and Kim do all these insane feats on the daily while having stuff thrown/shot at them. Being tossed in the air a few times by you squad mates?
      So not the drama

  • @SennaHawx
    @SennaHawx 5 років тому +197

    This movie commited the biggest sin...making Kim a show-off.
    Her being the exact opposite in the orginal made her character likeable.

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 5 років тому +44

      Exactly. She doesn’t fight crime for the glory & the fame but because it’s the right thing to do. People like people who do the right thing, not for the fame unless they’re supposed to be written like that from their backstories.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 5 років тому +2

      You're right and I never really thought about that.

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 5 років тому +16

      @Russell Jordan Yes and yes. Why isn't she a cheerleader? Why all of the unnecessary flips? Also, an agenda is NEVER a good basis for a movie. What a dumpster fire!

    • @mollymcmurtrie8037
      @mollymcmurtrie8037 4 роки тому +2

      @@Phanthief95 Thank you.

    • @joezilla1018
      @joezilla1018 4 роки тому

      Fun fact time: the voice actor for Ron stopibel will Friedle in the original tv show and movie also voiced the Batman in Batman beyond

  • @GundamGokuTV
    @GundamGokuTV 5 років тому +627

    This just makes me want to rewatch Kim Possible. The real Kim Possible. Not this film.

    • @Toonkid4life1
      @Toonkid4life1 5 років тому +20

      maybe that was the plan along, to get us to buy the dvd of all the seasons XD

    • @Asaylum117
      @Asaylum117 5 років тому +4

      You can only get 2 Seasons on DVD, not sure why they stopped there. :/

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 5 років тому +5

      GundamGoku I had to rewatch it just to make sure my memory is correct because I don’t recall Kim being so self centred as what is shown in this movie

    • @royaleroque7716
      @royaleroque7716 5 років тому

      #notpossible

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 5 років тому +2

      ​@@Asaylum117 Did a toon kill the current CEO's parents like in "who framed Rodger rabbit"? Because they SERIOUSLY seem to hate animation these days. They are trying to replace all the animated classics with inferior live actions remakes and now they aren't fully releasing the animated shows on DVD?

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 5 років тому +591

    "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
    "It's an ending, that's enough"

    • @JWeb66
      @JWeb66 5 років тому +20

      Kind of like the ending for RWBY Vol 6.

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 5 років тому +11

      @@JWeb66 I applaud you sir 👏👏👏👏

    • @rubyrose9258
      @rubyrose9258 5 років тому +4

      @@JWeb66 oof

    • @mrfrits94
      @mrfrits94 5 років тому +5

      @@JWeb66 Very much agreed good sir, i just hope Vol 7. is gonna be Fire

    • @eyebrawlnlc1116
      @eyebrawlnlc1116 5 років тому +4

      Ruby Rose you watch Nostalgic Critic too.

  • @MeseoKimura
    @MeseoKimura 5 років тому +342

    Well, Sheego being a "mom" for her evil boss is the best thing about this film.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 роки тому +18

      That would’ve been hilarious in the show 😆

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 роки тому +23

      According to the series she has degree in Child Development

    • @SamDeMonic
      @SamDeMonic 3 роки тому +4

      Cuz it was the end of the movie?

    • @riverjulio486
      @riverjulio486 3 роки тому +4

      Isn't it shego?

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 3 роки тому +4

      Well now they're just making literal what she did with Draken in the show.

  • @carterrichardson5492
    @carterrichardson5492 5 років тому +450

    Professor Dementor: “Ok, ok, why the blue skin?”
    Dr. Drakken: “Glad you asked. It’s a funny story, not funny haha, but it was a Tuesday...”
    Give me my two points

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +32

      Ding! (x2)

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 5 років тому +7

      Best joke to end the OG series!

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 5 років тому +9

      My friend needs an explanation

    • @JoJoZiddy
      @JoJoZiddy 5 років тому +15

      Glad to see soembody else remembered that joke.

    • @benni_97at
      @benni_97at 5 років тому +11

      Wasn't this the last line in the entire show?

  • @BudokaiTH
    @BudokaiTH 5 років тому +352

    To the actor that played Ron Stoppable, at least he was trying to represent the character, even if he over played it. I like effort, but not too much.

    • @philjr5714
      @philjr5714 5 років тому +23

      That’s how that kid acts in EVERYTHING! I felt like I was watching the Goldbergs on ABC.
      He made a whole career off playing himself. Props.

    • @Rain_lights
      @Rain_lights 5 років тому +6

      @@philjr5714 congratulations, you played yourself.

    • @shadowkingdarksin3980
      @shadowkingdarksin3980 5 років тому +3

      Can someone please fix kim possible netflix hulu somebody save my childhood 😣😣😣😣😣😣

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 років тому +10

      I think he was the only actor trying to save the movie

    • @Robalexe
      @Robalexe 5 років тому +5

      @@TyMarshall007 Patton Oswalt too! He played his character in both the show and the movie!

  • @NRB10ful
    @NRB10ful 5 років тому +257

    Patton Oswalt was in the original Kim Possible. He played the original Professor dementor so saying that he's true to the original character it's kind of funny.

    • @tilt3736
      @tilt3736 5 років тому +2

      Oh cool. Patton is actually one of my favorite actors. He's voice acted in a lot of different shows and movies. He and Harrison Ford are two of my childhood favorites. He was also a hilarious comedian.

  • @mollymcmurtrie8342
    @mollymcmurtrie8342 5 років тому +147

    She does it not because of the fame because she liked helping people.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 роки тому +20

      Exactly! She always went out of her way to help people even when her enemies were in trouble like body-swapped Drakken and Bonnie kidnapped by the Bebe robots

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 3 роки тому +6

      Plus isnt the whole point of her being a freaking spy is that she helps others WITHOUT others knowing and potentially putting those she loves at danger?
      You cannot be a spy and be publicly famous at the same time, it's stupid on both ends

    • @muddashucka9743
      @muddashucka9743 2 роки тому +1

      *did

    • @muddashucka9743
      @muddashucka9743 2 роки тому +2

      *but

    • @mayotango1317
      @mayotango1317 Рік тому

      Yeah, she is not a Ben Tennyson.

  • @MusicInMe754
    @MusicInMe754 5 років тому +1380

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?"
    CRITIC, NO!!!! Don't give them any ideas!!!

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 5 років тому +32

      The show is finished , what the fuck is the film gonna be about anyway?

    • @NebulaWords
      @NebulaWords 5 років тому +90

      @@nra3zehuti781 Their high schools years and dealing with a humanoid Bill Cipher because that's obviously what we all wanted :V
      With a side of Dipper thirsting after another hot teenage girl and Mabel crying every five minutes.

    • @aerialpunk
      @aerialpunk 5 років тому +24

      @@NebulaWords Don't forget that Lil' Gideon would become just Gideon, and would use his charisma to basically run the high school (and, of course, the action would virtually never actually leave the high school cos high school is the only important thing in life)

    • @InkyDave1928
      @InkyDave1928 5 років тому +4

      To late, mickey is doing a movie, a sequel, and a series based on the movie

    • @mony6847
      @mony6847 5 років тому +7

      @@NebulaWords he said don't give them ideas

  • @darreylhenderson8979
    @darreylhenderson8979 5 років тому +654

    In his defense- The actor playing Ron is using his ACTUAL voice, that's what he actually talks like outside of this. LOL

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 4 роки тому +61

      Darreyl Henderson nah, I felt he changed it a bit for the movie. But his voice was already halfway there, imitating Ron’s voice probably wasn’t very hard for him.

    • @kazinadbiralamadit6905
      @kazinadbiralamadit6905 4 роки тому +56

      @@generalalduin9548 to be fair the actor is well cast but the script is not good watch the goldbergs there is voice is used in the right way.

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 4 роки тому +4

      Lol no way

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 4 роки тому +2

      Huh.

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 роки тому +2

      @Apple Tater He's 21, so it might be a little too late.

  • @bagofgroceries
    @bagofgroceries 5 років тому +320

    The guy who plays Ron. That’s his R E A L voice. He’s also the main character in The Goldbergs.

    • @eldiegoxter7517
      @eldiegoxter7517 5 років тому +23

      He plays the young version of Adam F Goldberg, and the show is narrated by Dr Dementor himself, Patton Oswalt

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 5 років тому +4

      Poor guy,what a shame

    • @sillypplproductions2
      @sillypplproductions2 5 років тому +11

      At least Goldbergs has way better writing and is ten times more funny. I guess if I'd want anyone to be Ron, it'd be him, but man the kid deserved bit better of a script (I say kid but he's nearly the same age as me.......)

    • @N2Jay
      @N2Jay 5 років тому

      Nobody:
      Goldberg: Next !
      *Spear! Ram! Jackhammer!*

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 5 років тому +1

      That poor bastard.

  • @AlisterSweets
    @AlisterSweets 4 роки тому +268

    exactly! I agree wholeheartedly to the pandering to "girl power" it gets on my nerves so much. Like for example, and this is an unpopular opinion- But I really didn't like the whole girl power moment in endgame. Yes those woman warriors are awesome, but they don't need a "look at us, we're empowered woman" to BE awesome. They are ALL warriors- and just that. It doesn't or at least shouldn't matter if they are a boy or a girl or something else.

    • @andresacosta7885
      @andresacosta7885 4 роки тому +45

      Exactly, the best way to show empowerment is to treat them like any other character. The best way to do it is just to fuckin’ do it

    • @ThisAnimeGal
      @ThisAnimeGal 4 роки тому +25

      Honestly that line up took me right out of the movie and what I got wasn’t a feeling of empowerment. It was a message of insecurity. One of them yelling ‘we’re women and look we’re strong because...we’re here?’ It would have landed better if maybe some of them had a relationship or connection that built up before. I mean hell! That was what all the damn origin movies where for! So when Thor sees Hulk he cheers and goes ‘I know him from work!’ And it’s an awesome line and hilarious moment. Loki wanting to leave because he is having some ‘punny god’ flashbacks were beautiful. But when the women stand in some weak lineup of a photo shoot girl power...honestly what connection? They could either look at each other and say ‘what’s your name?’ Or ‘you have boobs like me so you’re cool.’
      I would have rather seen the girls fighting next the people they knew and had been in movies with before and passing the Spider kid between them while kicking ass and taking names. Just snip that lineup out and we’re good. Drawing that kind of attention to the female heroes like that just undermined what they were trying to do.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 роки тому +21

      I also don't like the whole thing that women and girls have to be tomboyish, like unfeminine things and be ultra-snarky to be considered empowering. Why can't girls and women who are polite and like traditionally feminine things also be empowering?

    • @TheDeadlyBlueWolf
      @TheDeadlyBlueWolf 4 роки тому +1

      Buddy that wasn't a forced empowerment message it was a nod to A-Force. A series team up in the Marvel comic books featuring woman exclusively.

    • @paulapazumi
      @paulapazumi 3 роки тому +2

      @@rogue7723 I feel vice versa tbh. Always when there is a scene of a girl feeling confident and powerful, she is walking in a dress in slowmotion....why can't a girl be displayed as confident in a cool alternative outfit or something? But yes, there should be a balance. Just like in real life, every girl (and guy) is different

  • @FictionRaider007
    @FictionRaider007 5 років тому +159

    Anyone else seeing this and remembering an old Kim Possible episode called "And the Mole Rat will be CGI" which was about a moronic director trying to make an awful movie based on Kim?

  • @blu3kawaii
    @blu3kawaii 5 років тому +1359

    That’s not how Ron met Rufus. C’mon Disney there’s a whole rap about it!

  • @streled5361
    @streled5361 5 років тому +1222

    What's the obsession with the "first day at school" cliche ?!

    • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
      @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 5 років тому +44

      Who knows, I’ve noticed it in this, Spectacular Spider-Man, and at least 3 current Nickelodeon shows

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 5 років тому +42

      Ticking of the generic box Lists of every cliche, ever, I guess.

    • @caesarleaderofthelegion612
      @caesarleaderofthelegion612 5 років тому +12

      It’s a cliche

    • @thetakyonproject4881
      @thetakyonproject4881 5 років тому +39

      Stre Led i think disney gets hard over lonely girls with no friends

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +31

      I have another question: why everyone are assholes for no reasons? I swear, it's so gratuitous and forced that I busted a rib when Shego laughed along with the whole school! It was so bad I couldn't believe they kept the scene...

  • @dennisposthuma
    @dennisposthuma 3 роки тому +92

    The tv show had more and better crime fighting action in 22 minutes than this movie has in 1 hour and 26 minutes

  • @Sightedspring33
    @Sightedspring33 5 років тому +345

    "Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?"
    -Doug Walker
    2019

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому +14

      Top T-shirt idea of 2019
      Ha TOP!

  • @BlaiseTighe
    @BlaiseTighe 5 років тому +200

    “It’s best to abandon any hope of joy and find meagre satisfaction in monotony.”
    Words to live by.

  • @Nezziemonster
    @Nezziemonster 5 років тому +309

    This movie was literally a self insert fanfiction. Right down to Athena being an emo re-color of Kim, having a "sad" backstory, everyone loving her, and all the other characters being dumb to make the fan character smarter, braver, and overall better in comparison.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 2 роки тому +31

      I've read and seen fanfiction better written than this TV movie

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 роки тому

      @@p.z.arnott2329 I don't doubt you or and random asshole could write a better fanfic just from the clips of the show here.

  • @blake-deathbelch7356
    @blake-deathbelch7356 4 роки тому +71

    Ok, hear me out. In the video, he says that the actors of the OG Kim posable should have played the mom and dad. So how about instead of the movie being about Kim. It's about Kim and Ron's daughter and her trying to be like her parents well going through high school. that way it's a continuation well keeping to the original and being new with new characters.

    • @chaleron7410
      @chaleron7410 2 роки тому +12

      Trust me, they'd find a way to make it worse.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Рік тому +1

      Or maybe having it be about Hanna Stoppable now that she’s as old as Kim and Ron were

    • @blake-deathbelch7356
      @blake-deathbelch7356 Рік тому

      @@matityaloran9157 That could work to

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 5 років тому +748

    What's up with Disney killing animated shows and movies?

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 5 років тому +95

      Its because animation Is outdated and childish.....said The company that pretty much MADE ANIMATION IN THE FIRST OLACE

    • @FeliX-TobiYahs-C
      @FeliX-TobiYahs-C 5 років тому +21

      It's a *shame*

    • @klimmr
      @klimmr 5 років тому +7

      Their salvation seems to be what they're doing with the Disney Afternoon.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 5 років тому +28

      This isn't just killing, it's messily butchering. Hacking away with no regard, just wanting to get any amount of meat out of it.

    • @DemiTrusdale3
      @DemiTrusdale3 5 років тому +9

      Putting money toward Disney tv animation was mike Eisner’s thing, he’s not in charge anymore.

  • @xander5733
    @xander5733 5 років тому +505

    "They're not making a Gravity Falls Movie are they?"
    SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHUSH
    Stop giving them ideasssss....

    • @jazz-cat00
      @jazz-cat00 5 років тому +45

      Directed by M. Night Shamalan

    • @Dat0ldschoolkid
      @Dat0ldschoolkid 5 років тому +12

      @@jazz-cat00 oh neptune no

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman 5 років тому +9

      SHUT UP CRITIC

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 5 років тому +28

      *claps a hand over his mouth*
      QUIET. They’re listening. They’re alllllways listening...

    • @sadclown5193
      @sadclown5193 5 років тому +10

      I can hear keyboard clicks I'm scared I'm not ready for that.

  • @Iced_out_skelly
    @Iced_out_skelly 5 років тому +1068

    Kim: *drops pencil*
    Also kim: *does 20 backflips to pick it up*

    • @ivankirin816
      @ivankirin816 5 років тому +62

      Nah in this film, she would cry for 15 minutes.

    • @Iced_out_skelly
      @Iced_out_skelly 5 років тому +46

      Ivan Kirin then does the backflips to pick it up

    • @ivankirin816
      @ivankirin816 5 років тому +29

      @@Iced_out_skelly and then cry cuz no one saw her do than.

    • @billybobjoe7524
      @billybobjoe7524 5 років тому +35

      Cry while doing 20 backflips

    • @Iced_out_skelly
      @Iced_out_skelly 5 років тому +3

      Why Am I Wasting my life On UA-cam revolutionary

  • @ZArocket
    @ZArocket 5 років тому +40

    “Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?” Best line in anything ever

  • @blackflash9935
    @blackflash9935 5 років тому +221

    “it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl”
    SPEECH:100

    • @terrencejsmith7160
      @terrencejsmith7160 5 років тому +25

      I think that's why some people (guys) have issues writing female characters. Just write a good character that just happens to be female.

    • @selimkarayl7823
      @selimkarayl7823 5 років тому +8

      @@terrencejsmith7160 When some people (girls) write female characters they only focus on being a girl, everything else "yep she can do it." but I agree even some writers said it beforei instead of writing male or female or white black asian etc. just focusing on writing a "good" character and let the actor/actress play it out is always better. I think Will Smith in Independence Day done exactly that.

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 5 років тому +1

      @@terrencejsmith7160 Uh, critic chicks complain about guys writing chicks like dudes but just calling them chicks.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому

      Endoptic
      They shouldn’t be listened to.

    • @bluelocimon
      @bluelocimon 5 років тому

      That's a problem recent characters had in movies. With characters like Rey or Captian Marvel it feels like they can do no wrong and are superior to the other heroes just because they are female. While classic and beloved characters like Sarah Connor or Ripley were good characters and even you can replace them with a man and it wouldn't affect that much to the story

  • @ThanksHermione
    @ThanksHermione 5 років тому +130

    How come there weren't any adults supervising the soccer tryout to prevent Kim from being appointed equipment manager instead of a player? Doesn't the coach make those decisions?

    • @MrDante102
      @MrDante102 5 років тому +5

      Yes that is true but fuck logic

    • @Flamehedgehog
      @Flamehedgehog 5 років тому

      Dude are you seriously asking why there no logic in a live action Disney movie?
      (Note this isn't me hateing on Disney this is just me saying that these movies (or any form of fiction really) don't follow regular logic)

  • @TTRM8000
    @TTRM8000 5 років тому +267

    13:00
    The first rule of chess club: you do not talk about chess club.
    -Ron
    (edit: minor typo)

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 5 років тому +1

      TTRM I can confirm this

    • @gabrielklem48
      @gabrielklem48 5 років тому

      Todd Howard want's to know your location.

    • @ThomNelson22
      @ThomNelson22 5 років тому +1

      Weasley or stoppable?

    • @angstaboyproductions5700
      @angstaboyproductions5700 5 років тому +1

      Well, if Disney owns Fox, you can totally make a reference to Fight Club.

    • @Nickster891
      @Nickster891 5 років тому

      second rule of chess club hit whoever tells you the first rule over the head with a banana * does so *

  • @microwavedchicken4274
    @microwavedchicken4274 4 роки тому +56

    This could also be called:
    Disney's fetish of grappling hooks the video

  • @crane8015
    @crane8015 5 років тому +244

    *I'm your basic, average girl...*
    Disney Writers: We can make that happen

    • @Raptor_Ren
      @Raptor_Ren 5 років тому +22

      Umm... Disney, we didn't mean BASIC as in the modern slang.

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 5 років тому +2

      Basic guetto girl.

    • @nosferatu3726
      @nosferatu3726 5 років тому

      I hate it when people say I’m just a normal average person and then they say that they have some super amazing power

    • @daisanity6457
      @daisanity6457 4 роки тому +1

      Danganronpa fans know this the hard way.

  • @newcollector
    @newcollector 5 років тому +656

    Disney needs to watch their own shows. This is just... Not Kim Possible.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 років тому +15

      Same.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 років тому +22

      Already getting the chills from these cringe-worthy movies. So glad I didn’t watch this on the actual channel; I loved the animated show

    • @TheGreenAzumarill
      @TheGreenAzumarill 5 років тому +4

      It’s unpossible

    • @polartechie
      @polartechie 5 років тому +1

      @@TheGreenAzumarill Kentirely Possible

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 5 років тому +1

      Look, I get it. You're tired of Kim Possible.

  • @willpotter22
    @willpotter22 5 років тому +380

    You know the movie is bad when you don’t even want to watch what they’re criticizing

    • @Phyllo9
      @Phyllo9 5 років тому +28

      The truth one realizes as they scroll through the comments to see what other folks are saying to avoid the cringed imagery. Then they stumble across this comment.

    • @willpotter22
      @willpotter22 5 років тому

      Critical Spectator lol

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, I’ve had a few movies like that where I couldn’t even get through the review it was so painful

    • @ahritheweird9579
      @ahritheweird9579 5 років тому

      Sadly, i watched this when it premiered.... and i have to agree with you. its as bad as he makes it out in the review....

    • @starbeast3537
      @starbeast3537 5 років тому +1

      like with the last airbender its so bad that I don't even watch it and its on Netflix

  • @epicboyo4883
    @epicboyo4883 4 роки тому +161

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie. Are they?"
    Don't give them any ideas.

    • @m_udwhitman2649
      @m_udwhitman2649 4 роки тому

      It's could happen.

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 4 роки тому +1

      I think that would be awesome

    • @jahbruce99
      @jahbruce99 3 роки тому +3

      @@animebrat76 hate to be the rain on your parade but it may vary depending on who directs it.

    • @meep9231
      @meep9231 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, plus they might hire people that don’t look their age as well.

    • @jahbruce99
      @jahbruce99 3 роки тому +1

      @@meep9231 they may also change significant plot points.

  • @goodvillain1015
    @goodvillain1015 5 років тому +168

    So why does Kim's mom go on the mission in the climax, but not her dad? Isn't her dad and Drakken college roommates, so they had some connection.
    The worst part of this movie is Disney didn't air any re-runs of the old show so the younger generation doesn't know about Kim Possible, let alone the references. And they changed so much from the show and its continuity much to the disdain of the older generation who grew up with it. The movie aired a couple times, then disappeared; so who was this movie made for?

    • @selpharessecret3899
      @selpharessecret3899 5 років тому +7

      Yes but to be fair her Dad is not really a fighter more of a genius scientist.

    • @goodvillain1015
      @goodvillain1015 5 років тому +19

      Neither is Kim's mom. She was only in one mission for the Mother's Day episode.

    • @JzanderN
      @JzanderN 5 років тому +19

      Nah, because if her dad joined then it would detract from the girl power of the movie. You know, with its henchwomen and all.

    • @Ando1428
      @Ando1428 5 років тому +4

      @@goodvillain1015 they rehashed it. Now the ninja side is strict l y on kims mother side. As in the original kims dads mother was the definition of i can do anything. We never got to see kims mom side of the family well except for larry i think. Him and his mom june might have been on their moms side of the family.

    • @eugenebuchanan686
      @eugenebuchanan686 5 років тому +6

      If you ask me they didn't show the original show because they were trying to fool any and all new faces that THIS was Kim Possible, because they knew that if they saw the original and THEN this, it would be adding kindling to the already raging inferno of pissed off people who don't like getting tricked into watching garbage.

  • @shwup
    @shwup 5 років тому +373

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?" Is how to set off anyone's fight or flight reaction in a mile-wide radius

    • @julesthief
      @julesthief 5 років тому +26

      That sentence just became my biggest fear.

    • @TheALPHA1550
      @TheALPHA1550 5 років тому +1

      What?

    • @isaigutierrez1617
      @isaigutierrez1617 5 років тому +4

      Not that I'm aware of but they are making a Phineas and Ferb movie

    • @rolkflameraven1483
      @rolkflameraven1483 5 років тому +7

      @@isaigutierrez1617 Its animated, so it should be ok.
      Though with an upcoming Dora the Explorer Live action movie now, nothing is safe.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 років тому +1

      We had plenty of live action Dipper and Wendy in one sight gag in the Weirdmageddon finale. It worked because it was a visual gag, things were going to hell and the show has a unique art style that wouldn’t work in love action.

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 5 років тому +368

    I honestly thought this movie wasn’t real and that it was a fan film but I honestly think a fan film would be better than this.

    • @pwalt9716
      @pwalt9716 5 років тому +17

      aren't all fan films better than the actual thing?!

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 5 років тому +27

      Of course the fan film would be better. Fan films are passion projects, this is half-assed garbage.

    • @AngelicFireIce
      @AngelicFireIce 5 років тому +10

      That's because fans love the show to much to fuck it up the way Disney did.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 5 років тому +2

      Shanethefilmmaker i am well aware I didn’t need the long speech lol.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 5 років тому +1

      Mr J depends on a lot of things. Some fan films I’ve seen were awful cause of either painful acting or certain constraints on budget.

  • @vwgames49
    @vwgames49 4 роки тому +46

    7:01 That's not an impression. That actor actually sounds like that

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 5 років тому +105

    "A forced message disguised as a human being" is the PERFECT way to describe it--and many other characters in recent modern movies, as well, I feel!

  • @darkmyro
    @darkmyro 5 років тому +502

    why are Disney Channel cartoons usually more realistic than the actual live-action stuff?

    • @YukiSilverFox72
      @YukiSilverFox72 5 років тому +67

      Because it takes more effort to animate. You have to put more heart into it then just reading a script and showing up to set. Animators are involved in a lot more of the production than a simple actor is and can really let their imaginations run wild, even with a small budget. They know the storyboarding and the set and the characters intimately due to how long it takes to make each thing real and beautiful. I don't think kid actors or even most adult actors get that into it. And that dedication separates the great from the meh, hence why you have your Tom Hanks's and Ryan Reynolds's and Julie Andrews's and the like. Plus, you're working with a group of people towards one goal. You're not relying on a sole kid's "talents" and abilities. (Sorry, that was long. I am just feeling all kinds of righteous fury at this movie! 😤)

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 5 років тому +16

      Because it took more effort and heart into making the show feel more realistic than there was in the live-action movie?!

    • @brickstudio8790
      @brickstudio8790 5 років тому +3

      Because Um...Reason.

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 5 років тому +20

      Because the creative team behind the cartoon had to do something that stood out enough for people to like it and the creative team behind the movie just thought "this is just for kids, right?".

    • @4207jj
      @4207jj 5 років тому +1

      Budget

  • @KaiserCrocer
    @KaiserCrocer 5 років тому +306

    prop maker: okay disney, lets discuss kims gadgets. now how many grappling hooks? we were thinking--
    disney: yes.

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 5 років тому +8

      Disney:gives blank check, just at the bottom it says grappling hooks

  • @jendavidson1157
    @jendavidson1157 5 років тому +182

    NC - "they're not making a gravity falls movie, are they?"
    Disney - "No, but that's a good idea".
    Alex Hirsh - "No, it isn't".

    • @xoderota
      @xoderota 5 років тому +11

      I feel like he wouldn't let them...

    • @FlyingDuckMan360
      @FlyingDuckMan360 4 роки тому

      +Jen Davidson I certainly hope Disney doesn't make a Gravity Falls movie, but that's because I'm in the minority of people who hate that show.

    • @heehee2007
      @heehee2007 4 роки тому +1

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @thekrazyhatter5063
      @thekrazyhatter5063 4 роки тому +2

      its alex hirsch not Hirsh
      please stop typing the name of the last good creative mind of disney PLEASE

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +1

      Alex: *I refuse*

  • @hyperx72
    @hyperx72 5 років тому +477

    "was your mother a grappling hook?!"
    -Nostalgia Critic

    • @jdgjordan
      @jdgjordan 5 років тому +13

      "No she a Jewish lesbian god level witch."

    • @MrHarshverdhan
      @MrHarshverdhan 5 років тому +3

      That was so out of nowhere.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 роки тому

      Funny thing, I could see Drakken saying that line in the show. Just fits his personality.

  • @NamelessGamer29
    @NamelessGamer29 5 років тому +358

    Hey guys it could be worse. At least there's no live-action Dora the Explorer mov...
    oh yeah

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +23

      watch the college humor trailer for it, it makes things so much better

    • @linkstering
      @linkstering 5 років тому +10

      How is that a bad thing the actress is freaking gorgeous and the movie doesn't look that bad. I mean at least it looks like they put in a decent amount of effort into it.

    • @Pikachu2Ash
      @Pikachu2Ash 5 років тому +5

      @@linkstering Regardless it being done by Michael Bay, rarely is he ever good nowadays.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +6

      Ever seen the "Dora the Grownup" vids?

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion 5 років тому

      I'm more in awe that Swiper is being played by Del Toro and Boots is done by Danny fucking Trejo. What. the. fuck. I actually kinda want to see it if only to see how *that* turns out.

  • @TheJamaicanPhoenix
    @TheJamaicanPhoenix 5 років тому +341

    Not gonna lie y'all, I felt brain cells die watching the clips from the movie. My god, those poor KP fans.

    • @ryantheanimator1156
      @ryantheanimator1156 5 років тому +11

      That basically every fandom's feeling when a beloved classic getting live action remake/ reboot.

    • @javirios3107
      @javirios3107 5 років тому +8

      Why do you guys trust disney with your beloved characters? Honest to god question.
      I just watched this to laugh. I'd never expect anything good from them.

    • @wildefice1
      @wildefice1 5 років тому +5

      I am a big KP fan and I just found out this movie exists
      and I am all the sadder for it :(

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 років тому +1

      @@wildefice1 That's me... Especially when I'm reminded it exists. It's like ripping open an old wound. 😭😭😭

    • @disgruntledcashier503
      @disgruntledcashier503 5 років тому

      the shot of them descending into the lair at 22:49 was the cheapest looking piece of shit shot I've ever seen. It looks like a high schooler who just bought a green-screen made that shot

  • @louiegssportsden121
    @louiegssportsden121 4 роки тому +93

    I felt like they didn’t even watch Kim Possible because Kim’s character is 100% wrong

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 3 роки тому +7

      They definitely didn’t. Ron on the other hand I can say his character is fine. Shego and Drakken are okay but not as intimidating as they were in the show. Drakken was funny, like extremely funny, but he was still intimidating and threatening when needed. Shego was obviously the same thing. Kim…no…just the worst. Bonnie too. She’s mean but she was still enjoyably mean in a way where we can see she’s obviously jealous of her yet also got this attitude from her sisters. Bonnie here, I honestly don’t get her being jealous cause Kim is PATHETIC here.

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 2 роки тому +3

      @Animestar17 probably Disney’s fault trying to modernize it and give it things to make it seem like they’re woke about women being heroes and fighting instead looking very shallow and acting as though women being heroes or villains or the darn henchwomen thing is something “new”.
      Didn’t mean to go into another rant. This show just means so much to me and I feel sorry for the creators of the show. They deserved to make a better movie for KP.

  • @mbrsart
    @mbrsart 5 років тому +83

    That cartwheel sequence to pick up Athena's homework made me go into dry heaves

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 років тому +183

    A Totally Spies reference was legit the last thing I ever expected out of a Nostalgic Critic video. 😁👌

    • @daneray9594
      @daneray9594 5 років тому +1

      I know. You might say it was...totally unexpected.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 5 років тому

      And somehow that show is probably better than this film (From what I remember).

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +1

      As a fan of both shows.... And being ashamed of being a fan of totally spies........ He hit the nail on the goddamn fucking head with that joke....... Now I'm gonna go eat a gun in hateful depression.....

    • @reyfan011
      @reyfan011 5 років тому +3

      I was and am still a fan of totally spies and have no shame about it. Yes it’s loaded with dated lingo and everything looks cutesy, but I just loved how goofy those 3 were.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +1

      @@reyfan011 I still do enjoy that............ But Hearing three Valley girls go off for what feels like Ten thousand years really does a fucking number do you..... the head expploding gag wasnt that far off

  • @jasemalvis2140
    @jasemalvis2140 5 років тому +315

    Remember when Rufus was the chosen one for a rebel army of sentient naked mole rats in the future?
    I do...

    • @p.a.4512
      @p.a.4512 5 років тому +40

      forget that, remember when Ron had fucking Superpowers and singlehanded stoped and alien invasion?

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 5 років тому +18

      @@p.a.4512 Pepperidge Farm remembers...;)

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 років тому +37

      @@p.a.4512 remember when Ron turned evil and turned out to be a better villain than draken even when doing a dumb stupid nonense scheme?

    • @strifenineteen
      @strifenineteen 5 років тому +6

      I member

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 5 років тому +1

      And Future Rufus had the voice of Worf from Star Trek? Yeah, I ‘member...good times

  • @nickgardner8594
    @nickgardner8594 5 років тому +69

    He’s not doing an impression of Ron. It’s actually his voice.

  • @BloodwolfAssassin
    @BloodwolfAssassin 5 років тому +228

    Actually, Patton Oswalt was the original voice actor for Professor Dementor.

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 5 років тому +20

      Fun Fact: Patton Oswalt and the kid playing Ron were both in a show called the Goldbergs where Patton Oswalt plays a grown-up Adam Goldberg narrating his childhood in the 80s and the kid playing Ron plays the young Adam Goldberg.

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 5 років тому +1

      StoryTellerWes Doesn’t look like him though.

    • @Evan15
      @Evan15 5 років тому

      Pirate Style Jutsu he just does the voice

  • @napamodesto8001
    @napamodesto8001 5 років тому +275

    "Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?"
    I hereby promote you to Savage Critic.

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 років тому +15

      I reaally want to steal this line.

    • @CrowPiper
      @CrowPiper 5 років тому +8

      i need to force myself to remember this line because its just so damn good lol

  • @FilmflickerCinema
    @FilmflickerCinema 5 років тому +149

    Y'know, Malcolm is really good as the sleazy producer, I hope he gets legit acting jobs in film soon.

  • @andreapitre1978
    @andreapitre1978 4 роки тому +64

    Fun fact: John DiMaggio was once the joker... he also played as bender from Futurama...

    • @amalkaraly
      @amalkaraly 4 роки тому +7

      Andrea Pitre as well as Jake the Dog in Adventure Time

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 роки тому +2

      @@amalkaraly As well as Kreese in Madworld

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 2 роки тому +2

      @@NEETKitten And McFist in Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

    • @acer1012
      @acer1012 6 місяців тому

      He played a lot of people guys

  • @calebsandorf
    @calebsandorf 5 років тому +230

    The kid who plays Ron actually has a voice like that... I know it’s weird but that’s probably why 😂

    • @jasonmillsom2981
      @jasonmillsom2981 5 років тому +21

      Yep critic has not seen the Goldberg's

    • @sethhowell3067
      @sethhowell3067 5 років тому +1

      Well I’m sure he got the same treatment as Mr Doug Funny here

  • @countdooku7152
    @countdooku7152 5 років тому +520

    Please review the Fat Albert movie with Keenan Thompson!

  • @isaacgleeth3609
    @isaacgleeth3609 5 років тому +178

    "Ever wonder where Zac and Cody went?" Well, Cody, despite his brains, did go on to become a real Jughead.

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 5 років тому

      ......perfect......

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 5 років тому +3

      Actually, I thinl they are doing fine. Weren't they helping poor foreigners at one point?

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 5 років тому +4

      I love Jughead 😍

    • @angstaboyproductions5700
      @angstaboyproductions5700 5 років тому +3

      Well, they're in Paris and Cody is shaking his bun buns for each and every one of them. Anyone got that reference.

    • @TDI_CharlieBrown
      @TDI_CharlieBrown 5 років тому +2

      Hey, guess what. That show has the exact problems this movie has. Except ten times worse.

  • @shadowthesavagehedgehog2005
    @shadowthesavagehedgehog2005 5 років тому +67

    Kim Possible looks like a young Black Widow

    • @shaheersajid4504
      @shaheersajid4504 4 роки тому +8

      I can't stop thinking about that now that you brought it up

  • @kaldur11
    @kaldur11 5 років тому +418

    Apparently this was the lowest rated Disney Channel original movie...IN THE LAST DECADE 😬

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 5 років тому +39

      Ouch.

    • @theartistswings9810
      @theartistswings9810 5 років тому +60

      And of course they're gonna blame Kim for not being "relevent" anymore

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 5 років тому +2

      @@theartistswings9810 OMG, this fanbase is getting so stupid,it hurts!

    • @theartistswings9810
      @theartistswings9810 5 років тому +1

      @@scottylewis8124 I'm sorry what?

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 5 років тому +3

      @@theartistswings9810 I mean the people who are still obsessed with the 2000s.

  • @micdrop344
    @micdrop344 5 років тому +374

    What's the sitch, Critic?
    *Sees title card
    Ohhhhhhh, this gonna be ggoooodd!

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 5 років тому +2

      2:14 In the movie she said she "started saving the day a few years ago" It is an origin story and it's a different continuity. Please pay attention next time Critic.

    • @oldmandeadpool1064
      @oldmandeadpool1064 5 років тому +4

      @icecream does that change the fact it’s a pos adaptation?

    • @mostmelon
      @mostmelon 5 років тому +1

      True story, this movie has 100% on rotten tomatoes.

    • @oldmandeadpool1064
      @oldmandeadpool1064 5 років тому +2

      @mostmelon based on six nobodies that wasted their time. Ones from polygon so I’m assuming their an assortment of people who don’t real entertainment and just unnecessary drama and progressive pandering that’s as shallow as a kiddy pool.

    • @Bluemansonic
      @Bluemansonic 5 років тому +4

      @@icecreamhero2375 but that's not how her origin story was...

  • @KutluMizrak
    @KutluMizrak 5 років тому +109

    My guess on why Romano and Friedle were not playing the parents are simple:
    They didn't want to be in this shitstorm.

    • @girlinahat3407
      @girlinahat3407 5 років тому +8

      They made the right decision.

    • @TheGotenza
      @TheGotenza 5 років тому +10

      Kutlu Mızrak but Romano was in this and both her and friedle did marketing for it.

    • @uverdog
      @uverdog 5 років тому +7

      Friedle actually doesn’t do live action anymore due to terrible anxiety issues. He only does voiceovers now.

    • @TheGotenza
      @TheGotenza 5 років тому +4

      uverdog Well he was in a live action commercial for this movie. And does live action appearances often.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 5 років тому +2

      It's funny, though, because they were in for promoting it. Even the bit they did was better than this. Look it up if you can, it gave us some false hope this would be good.

  • @imeldagutierrez7
    @imeldagutierrez7 4 роки тому +30

    I love that the “I want ATTENTION!!!” Has become a running joke in later reviews

  • @calebjmelendez
    @calebjmelendez 5 років тому +205

    Nancy Cartwright (Rufus) and Patton Oswald (Proffesor Dementor) are the only actors that reprise their roles in this movie.

    • @adampkalb
      @adampkalb 5 років тому +25

      If this live action Kim Possible could get Patton Oswalt to play a live action Professor Dementor, I bet they totally could have gotten Patrick Warburton to play a live action Mr. Barkin. July 13, 2019, 4:05pm

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 5 років тому +12

      @@adampkalb Not only a funnier actor, but he LOOKS like the real Mr. Barkin on top of that. While I largely isn't a fan of her on her own, Ilovekimpossiblealot has a great joke regarding the casting

    • @redhoodjasontodd6089
      @redhoodjasontodd6089 5 років тому +3

      Wait those are the real voice actors? Huh neat

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 5 років тому +4

      @@adampkalb yea they actually tried to get him. unfortunately, he was busy at the time filming A Series of Unfortunate Events

  • @DaneTheDane
    @DaneTheDane 5 років тому +302

    "They're not making a Gravity Falls movie, are they?"
    DO *NOT* GIVE THEM IDEAS, DOUG!!!

    • @bigmacsama
      @bigmacsama 5 років тому +13

      Too late, he just did

    • @JAMESk3gs
      @JAMESk3gs 5 років тому +13

      NO GOD PLEASE NO

    • @CAPappy
      @CAPappy 5 років тому +6

      As long as it’s made by the same team who made the original and Disney doesn’t step in to make edits It would be fine

    • @Flamehedgehog
      @Flamehedgehog 5 років тому +6

      As long as it animated and made mostly by the original creators of the show if it becomes a live action movies though God help us all.

    • @vocaberri
      @vocaberri 3 роки тому

      @@bigmacsama PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, I BEG OF YOU

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 5 років тому +365

    **sees title**
    Ooh, he's reviewing the TV show or so--
    **sees thumbnail**
    No... NO...! They didn't!

    • @dominiqueradford9469
      @dominiqueradford9469 5 років тому +14

      Oh yes they did

    • @nicolasreyesgarcia6609
      @nicolasreyesgarcia6609 5 років тому +14

      Yes they do, Wanna help me hunting down the maniacs who do this

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 5 років тому +1

      ikr?

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 років тому +6

      @@nicolasreyesgarcia6609
      Y E S.
      **cocks shotgun**

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 5 років тому +5

      @@Mr_Original I only saw some episodes but what the heck? *unsheathes machete*

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 4 роки тому +43

    "I guess wearing the same thing all the time...kind of felt cartoony...after a bit?"
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 роки тому +3

      *Oh brother, this guy stinks!*

  • @robertnett9793
    @robertnett9793 5 років тому +191

    10:40 ... to be fair - Dr. Draken and Shego also were the best part of the animated series. Don't get me wrong - Kim and Ron are cool and nice to watch - but without those two, the series wouldn't be as good as it is.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 5 років тому +17

      Seeing that bit with Drakken while Doug talked about those two acting really pinpointed a big issue with this - and likely others - Disney remake:
      A lot of it tries to forget it's a cartoon. And that MIIIIIIIIGHT work, with quality writers and all (this had none), except you've got parts that totally remember it's a cartoon like Todd as Drakken, Oswalt's goofy Demento thing...
      This creates too much inconsistency and destroys suspension of disbelief. Essentially, I don't *believe* that this Drakken exists in the same world as this Kim.
      Take, on the other hand, Austin Powers (but we don't talk about Goldmember) or the Naked Gun movies. They're live-action but also *absolutely game to be cartoony with it*, and they're still just really solid movies.

    • @BlueWoWTaylan
      @BlueWoWTaylan 5 років тому +5

      @@suckypuckle9292 But why would they try to lose the essence of the show...that made the show what it is. Without the cartoony aspect, it is just another teen action movie.
      If they want to go 'real remake' then go do that... don't try to act like ''Oh this is the cartoon comes to life''.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 5 років тому +4

      @@BlueWoWTaylan Exactly. If they wanted to adapt a fairly silly spy cartoon, they should have done that - and Drakken's actor did - but instead they tried to pretend they weren't adapting a cartoon. The problem being that, without its cartoony elements and the fun stuff, Kim Possible is a basic teenage school drama...Which this movie is, unfortunately.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 років тому +1

      I always thought Shego looked like Kim with just green skin and eyes and black hair.

    • @bluelocimon
      @bluelocimon 5 років тому +1

      @@suckypuckle9292 That's a good point. It's like the remake of The Lion King, i mean, sure the animals look cool and all of that. But don't have the expressions the animated had, so when there's a scene were they needed to express sadness or joy or anything else, these new animals can't make you feel the same way the animated did and it just feels bland... and don't get me started with the songs that don't work with the more "serious and realistic" approach this movie has

  • @inky5574
    @inky5574 5 років тому +302

    Movie Logic: Villains know where Kim Possible goes to school. Doesn't take this as an opportunity to kill her.

    • @karolnowak6423
      @karolnowak6423 4 роки тому +49

      Counterlogic: In cartoon, Drakken and Shego KNEW EXACTLY where Kim has gone to school AND preschool from the BEGINNING of the show (Tick Tock episode) AND used it in both specials, but only to inflitrate - themselves as chlidren in A Sitch in Time and sending Eric to infiltrate in So the Drama).
      Also, Kim never kept that a secret anyway, people KNEW it who she was, she never had a secret identity or anything like that.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 роки тому +6

      Maybe the think the homework will do it for them.

    • @vladimirplantin6307
      @vladimirplantin6307 3 роки тому +4

      @@karolnowak6423 Or maybe they wanna focus more on taking over the world than they do on just spending their time, energy, and resources on what they likely consider to be just one little teenage girl.

    • @graymatter8946
      @graymatter8946 3 роки тому +2

      Just like how Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers knows where the command center is, but doesn’t bother to launch a full on attack.

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing 3 роки тому +7

      Kim Possible has no secret identity. All her villians could know where she went to school, who her parents were, where they lived and about all her friends.
      They just never acted on those cliches because A.) They were more invested in their own evil plans/ aesthetics. And B.)... they got their asses kicked by Kim Possible when she was relaxed, making it personal would be FAR more painful when they lost!
      Also none of them were really sadists. They just had goals that aligned themselves outside a legal system

  • @HangmanVa
    @HangmanVa 5 років тому +295

    I'm 90% sure this is just big-budget fanfiction. Like, doesn't the whole thing have a 'Twelve-year-old-on-deviantart' feeling about it?

    • @mr_lrb6879
      @mr_lrb6879 5 років тому +55

      Athena basically feels like a Mary Sue self-insert already, she just shows up and is better than the hero automatically without any explanation.

    • @HangmanVa
      @HangmanVa 5 років тому +33

      @@mr_lrb6879 To be fair, her being a Robot is a sort of explanation. But it just seems so ridiculous and poorly handled that in practice that it comes off as a blatant writer self-insert.

    • @filipr670
      @filipr670 5 років тому +2

      Do you mean the review or the actual movie, they're comparable

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 5 років тому

      Completly.

    • @louwiemiller2135
      @louwiemiller2135 5 років тому +3

      @@redfoxbennaton i can kinda see that athena might be a reference to the kim possable movie where SPOILER ALERT her boyfriend turned out to be a robot designed to trap her and defeat her, but that also had a tie-in to the plot of ron and kim getting together along with both revieving character development.
      Here athena serves a mute point, kim has absolutly no growth during this crap, here she acts like some low self esteem whiney crybady, in the original she was always confident and able to get back up no matter what, did she cry and doubt herself everytime she lost in the show, hell no she kept at it, also they made kim feel like some attention hog who wants to be seen as a hero, in the original she couldnt care less about being treated like a fucking celebrity and anytime she ran into some adoring fan shes just lime "oh it was no big deal".
      Come on disney, it just feels like everytime you guys fuck up this happens
      Fans: "this is a new low for disney, they couldnt possably make something worse than this"
      Modern disney:"CHALLANGE ACCEPTED"