All The Blade Movies - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 19 бер 2022
- The vampire hunter had a very odd trilogy to say the least. How do they fair with the Nostalgia Critic? Let's take a look at all the Blade reviews in one compilation!
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What is your favorite movie from the Blade trilogy?
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1 and 2 are my fav, maybe 1 a little more
Sonic
Hey critic love your videos
Wanted to ask if you could make a nostalgia review of the movie waves when you have time
The attention to details and research you guys did for this video was awesome!
Hello
Blade, Matrix,Underworld etc.The era of leather, kung fu, goth and cool glasses
An obvious influence on the first X-Men movie! And I'd include the Resident Evil movies in this late 90s-early 2000s cool category as well.
The movies that made black forever cool.
Dark city, crow, seven
The late 1990s early 2000s wear..
My childhood
And also: 'Barely; I am a lawyer' is one of the greatest line in all of the blade movies.
The Blade Club scene from the first movie is one of the best introduction to a comic character ever
"My next film's Pinocchio."
"Well shit."
Love that line delivery
Based on a true story 🥺
From the teaser the movie seems promising
@@stefanosmarkopoulos better than Disney's.
What makes it funnier is that the movie was actually good if a little depressing.
@@denverarnold6210 That's not much competition
This may be the only adaptation I’ve seen of this series
But the first two Blade movies were super awesome
I CONCOR.
The first one was awesome. The second one had great Ideas but was way to limited in its storytelling.
Still enjoyable tho
I believe we can all agree that Balde’s swagger In Blade II was the best.
_Timestamps:_
0:01 *Blade*
27:26 *Blade 2*
55:57 *Blade Trinity*
Thanks
@@wrightreviews1046 Welcome. At least one person found it useful 😅
2!
I found it useful, too!
Thank you!!!!
@@camaradiop3731 Yay! I'm finally contributing 🥹
I think Blade saying "Are you kidding me?" when they arrived at the Nightclub was more of "Another god damn rave?" more than him being surprised. Kind of a reference to Blade 1's rave in a sense. That's at least how I saw it.
Ah yes, I remember watching the first one when I was waayyy too young and this movie along with interview with the vampire got me really into vampires and it’s something I still kinda enjoy today
A good vampire is awesome, a bad vampire is fun as shit, and then there's the boring bitch that twilight popularized.
"way too young"
Haha, see? I pointed out the minor spelling error guys; which means I'm cool!
There, that's that cringy shit out of the way.
better than millenials that got into with Twilight... cringe.
It taught me to hate vamps 🤔
Same, I remember Interview with a Vampire for a way different coming of age ahem ... theater scene
41:02 as a teen growing up ignorant of this slur, i thought that was the idea, "since vampires can't blush they're asking to mock him for being half human"
Think that's bad? I mistook what cracker meant for years
Blade one was amazing. Loved it in 1998. Still love it now. My theory on why Frost didn't become a full blown God is because he was only a half breed. The prophecy required a full blood vampire for it to work. That's why so much emphasis alluded to Frost being half human. However one small line could of cemented this as cannon but it never did.
Or he was a god and it just didn't matter. The being he was would have been a god to vampires of the past, he's invulnerable effectively and none of their weaknesses work on him. The only thing that stopped him was modern medical science which he had no counter for and wouldn't have existed the last time the ritual had been completed.
Honestly all the goofy moves and catch phrases of Blade make him a lot more cool to me.
"I'm so cool I can geek out about my work" basically
It also feels very on point suprisingly,Although it'd be rare for comic blade,I can see him cracking some jokes or snappy bullshit every once in a while
Malcom always has me dying and his blade impression was on point I haven’t laughed that hard in a while thank you sir 😂
Malcolm is the best!
@@ChannelAwesome right everyone at channel awesome is amazing but Malcom had me dead to rights with his blade impression you guys have a amazing team and love the content please never stop 😃
@Channel Awesome
Yeah he's really fantastic when he's throwing around anti-white racial slurs.
I still remember my dad taking me to go and see the first movie when it came out of theaters.
The drive back boiled down to that was awesome, but don't tell your mother.
Same! ^^ ( but with the older brother... )
Classic
Love this trilogy. Even the third one. I call it guilty pleasure watching.
That accurate guilty pleasure for sure
Feel no guilt.
Even people who hate the third one can't deny it was a good thing that Ryan Reynolds learned about Deadpool from the director.
@@SharpDesign Facts.
@@SharpDesign Ryan Reynolds is the worst thing about Trinity, lol
Ice skating up hill was absolutely the best one liner in a long ass time. Sides, Snipes' delivery is too damn good. No one can play an edgy character like Snipes can.
Plus it means that some people are always trying to change or go against nature aka escape reality to be a trendsetter, which is completely true
@@ninjanibba4259 ahhh… one thinks you could just say that
@@user-bi2wn4vn3b Yeah, cause it sounds so cool that way, especially for a ONE-liner. 😂
Honestly I'm surprised he didn't get it at all. I'm not the brightest bulb by any means I fully admit, but it just seemed common sense to me.
Love the "what the smeg" Red Dwarf joke due to the actor who played the Cat being in the movie. lol
Howmy lookin’?
I thought I was the only person who caught that. Boys from the Dwarf.....
37:08 If I've learned one thing from HEMA channels like Shadiversity: that is called halfswording and it's a real, legit technique that's primarily used for anti-armor (essentially you are using the hilt, especially if it has a crossguard, like a warhammer). Granted, you probably want some decent gloves when you do it, and these guys didn't really have armor so here it's just to show off, but still.
You're thinking of the mordhau grip, also known as the murder-strike. Halfswording is where one hand is holding the hilt and the other is grabbing the middle of the sword in order to stab better with it.
@@Haaalp *facepalm* my newb is showing lol
Shout out to Nostalgia Critic for playing AEW's MJF's theme at 56:06 lmaooo.
You forgot about this one 18:21
That fast-forward talking he did for the first movie synced up oddly perfectly with the background music.
Out of all three of the Blade movies starring Wesley Snipes; I'm sure it's universally agreed upon that Trinity was the worst one hands-down. It had the worst script just to start; not quite regarding the established canon from the previous films. Blade was called reckless by Whistler for killing that familiar, but in reality; it was pretty stupid when you consider the fact that Blade thought he was a vampire. You know; despite the fact that he was limping away from the car and coated with his own blood. Why this is important is because the first Blade movie established that Blade could tell the difference between an human and a vampire by the way they move and the way they smell. This implies that humans and vampires have completely different scents that Blade would be able to smell the difference easily, and as for movement, vampires never limp; especially when trying to avoid being staked through the heart. To put it another way; Blade should have known better, but because the script called for it, Blade killed a guy in full view of everyone and a camera that was recording the entire event. The only thing that the guy had that would make one think that maybe he was a vampire were a pair of fake fangs; which Blade would probably only see if he got real close to the guy.
I think if you shot a vampire in the knee they would be limping for a while; they're not bulletproof. And as for the scent thing, I guess it could be argued that familiars start to smell like their masters just from being around them a lot.
@@ThreadBomb Vampires start regenerating immediately after being wounded and are strong enough to move quickly regardless of an injured leg.
@@LadyJen13 Says who?
@@ThreadBomb Vampires have been established in the Blade movies to have a remarkable healing factor. Unless the damage comes from garlic, silver, sunlight or EDTA; a vampire have easily endured the pain and run as though nothing happened. It's part of what makes vampires so tough to kill without their primary weaknesses being exploited. And FYI; the guy wasn't shot in the leg. The car he was in was flipped upside-down and crashed into a pole. He was limping because he got injured from the wreck; which makes perfect sense for an human climbing out of a wreck, but not a vampire climbing out of a wreck. A vampire should have been able to resist the pain and make a run for it, but the guy could only limp away from the crash.
@@LadyJen13 aliens!👽🙄
I love how you used MJF theme during your oreo moment in the first Blade movie
I'd love for you to cover the Hellboy movies in the future because I honestly think they were two of the best comic adaptations I've ever seen.
Oh and the last one too I guess just to see where it went wrong.
I agree! Also, I want to say that I would really love to see a crossover comic, cartoon or movie with Supernatural, Blade, and Hell Boy. That would be awesome!
It went wrong when they decided to make a shitty and damn near entirely CGI reboot of Hellboy. That’s where it went wrong.
I would like to see him talk about Hellboy 1 and 2 as well. We could get Rob as Del Toro again.
And that 2019 Hellboy would be great for a review. He needs to cut that movie a new butthole.
Ya know, when I was younger I always thought the blush line in Blade 2 meant that when a vampire died and turned to ash it was called blushing. Like I knew what blushing was, but I just thought it was like a different name for them turning to ash.
If I heard it right I think Wesley recommended that blush line. Not even the director.
Some Nostalgia Critics are always trying to ice skate up hill.
By the way, who else is pumped for the MCU's Blade? Mahershala is gonna be awesome.
They need to do a multiverse Blade, Spider-Men, and Morbius mashup. Snipes vs Mahershala
Maher Ali is a great actor, but I dont know how its gonna be as Blade. I think some of us will always see Wesley as the only Blade.
Also, if only this had been like 3 years ago or so. At this point I'm tired of superheroes. If we dont see another superhero movie or adaptation or reboot or remake at least till 2035 I'd say that the movie industry will either collapse forever or improve significantly
Yeah can't wait for a Blade series where he fights some kind of "social injustice".
@@valcristPL Some SJWs are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
Pretty sure only "those" "people" from reddit are the only ones who can be "pumped" for anything marvel does in the current years.
Honestly, I love this movie. Probably more nostalgic reasons than anything else. I remember being 4 or 5 years old and thinking it was so cool.
Yeah I love the Movie too. Blade Trinity is awesome
It’s okay marvel movie black panther is awesome movie
Blade is still a great movie, regardless of nostalgia. The only thing that lets it down is that bad CGI at the end. I'm not generally in favor of George Lucasing a movie, but in the case of Blade I think fans would be okay with that problem being corrected.
That's cute......
Which one?
I really don't understand the problem people have with Ron Pearlmens introduction in Blade II. I mean, yes. It was a racist slur. Obviously. But... I mean... he plays one of the bad guys you aren't supposed to like. And this one line nails this 'Ok. I can't stand this figure' perfectly. It's the most bang for the buck, to convey that this character, in fact is an antagonist.
yea i made me immediately go "I can't wait fpr blade to slice him into ribbons" the second i heard that line, but like you said, thats the point
The break down of Blades reaction to whistler in the third one. I was fkin dying. "And then he lays an egg" Holy hell I needed that laugh.
If anyone was wondering, it's implied the only reason Frost/LaMagra was able to be killed is because Mercury cocked up the ritual by killing that one elder. 11/12- not legendary.
She had one job.
Yes its either that, or he was to young to contain the old vampire god La Magra inside him.
Or La Magra just didn't have a counter for something that attacked the blood specifically.
0:06
Oh yay! Doug/Critic's hair is growing back, yay for them 🎉🎊
It's a MIRACLE
@@ChannelAwesome I don't think you've seen it considering it's Spanish and was released in 2006 but do you ever think you'll do a review of Pan's Labyrinth? It's the best movie I've ever seen mostly due to the look of the movie and because its never made clear if what happens is really real or in the main characters head.
You guys are funny as hell. I found myself laughing out loud multiple times. 😂
Critic, your delivery is flawless!
I agree that it's still funny, sometimes more, sometimes less.
For the REAL laughs though, check out the first 5 seasons or so.
@@sidnew2739 Some later episodes are great as well. The Sleepwalkers one was absolute gold.
@@coolnerdlll6053 I agree.
"Wait a minute....I LOVE OREOS!" Needed that laugh
The music used in that bit is MJF's from AEW. as it's royalty free.
37:15 Hey, this whole fighting scene has more convincing style than alot of fight scenes in action movies years later.
It depends. John Wick and Fury Road had way better Fight Scenes. Netflix Daredevil and Punisher have incredibly good Fight Scenes.
Every Liam Neeson Movie since 2005 has laughably bad fight scenes.
I think it depends if something is made out of passion or just for the Money. Time has nothing to do with that
@@ahabduennschitz7670 True. It's not the best. However it's not to the grade of terrible Critic minds it to be, Not when there exist far worser comparisons. Like any Steven Segal fighting scene.😅
06:35 If I remember correctly, in the dvd commentary they said that the relationship talk was on purpose out of place. They just thought it was funny to have a soap opera discussion with a smoldering vampire on the table. It was supposed to go nowhere!
The ice skating uphill line is a personal favorite of mine, and I find it continually relevant in life. So there!
Now I can take a look at nostalgia critic tackling blades original trilogy in spectacular fashion ❤️
I watched Helsing I know a Ghoul when I see one. 20:30 he a ghoul.
40:53
I always figured the other Black vampire shrugged it off because all the vamps were just trying to get a rise out of Blade and get under his skin.
So the insult was aimed only at Blade…….was still a pretty messed up quote though, Ron probably wasn’t comfortable saying that line.
23:12 God i still can't get over on that Ninja Gaiden part *IT'S SURPRISINGLY FITS*
Lmao
I freaking love this movie. If I could go back and live in the 90s, I would. Man I miss the 90s.
28:26 I shit you not, my boss received the exact same "trophy" last year for something good he did at my office. That's hilarious tbh
Just found this channel last night and absolutely love it. The bits, commentary and humor are so well thought out. You can tell a lot of work and love goes into this. Fantastic jobs all around
Critic making fun of Blade's reaction to Whistler's death made me cry with laughter lmao
Jim: don't worry del torro, that's not gonna be you
Malcom: yeah, you're not gonna be remaking old properties
del torro: ...my next film's pinnochio..
Jim: well shit...
God, the way Jim delivers this line cracks me up every time...
17:47 Blade discovers his mom turned into the bad daughter in that one Tyler Perry movie. The Family That Preys Together.
I remember her from alien vs predator.
@@NeoConnor1 That had a pretty good end climax actually.🙂
Explaining his line at the end of the first movie:
Deacon Frost is trying to elevate his position as a vampire, which is a cursed being; "ice skating uphill" insinuates his efforts towards godliness will be futile and unredeemed in the end.
I have to admit that before watching this review I had never heard the racial question "Can you blush ?", so during this scene I was just confused as hell.
The ending of this video with the squat scream was hilarious lmao perfect recreation
44:30 The problem is that you can see him stop moving before they show the flip. You could make it look ten times better just by cutting about 1/4 of a second of footage.
i feel critic should've looked up the alternate ending for trinity it made more sense than the weird ending he saw.
The "blush" insult I do agree. Making out if he's fully vampire or human etc. Being able to walk in the day.
6:21 This is to let everybody know from the start. She is whoever that guy was in the beginnings love interest. Not Blades. His love is slaying vampires through out the trilogy.
That 2 minute meeting skit was very accurate.
Hilarious take from Nostalgia critic. Something I never understood about the Blade universe was why the vampires didn't make more day walkers. They clearly knew how Blade became a day walker, his mother being a vampire and all. They were certainly callous enough to engineer the scenario. The obsession with Blade makes less sense when you consider that they could have created their own "day walker unit" loyal to the vampires.
I think they would have worried that the day walkers would take over and wipe them out.
@@ThreadBomb Then they shouldve explain it. We can come up with a thousand Ideas why they couldnt create their own daywalkers, but its the movies duty to explain it.
But tbh honest i don't realy care that much about such Details, the only thing that is important for me is that the character-motivations make sense and thats the case here.
Real shit thats was always my number 1 issue with the entire blade universe as much as i like his character. How the hell were none of these vampires smart enough to try having frost bite a group of pregnant women to see if they could have their own blades😂
@@legendofawwsheet5883 I mean...they probably did? Only problem is that a day walker ages at the same rate as a normal human. If Blade is the only day walker to exist before this then it would take like...another 15 years before another one is grown enough to be used?
@@tonysmith9905 thats still a retarded issue cause had they tried that theybwouldnt have need blade to be alive for movie 2 to make copies
i sooooo love that WELL SHIT in the 47:07.....I've been rewinding it(I'm that old) last dozen times and cant stop laughing...especially Malcoms face 😂😂😂😂
21:34
They likely just manifested there during the ritual, using the vampire council members bodies as makeshift portals of sorts.
What I can’t wrap my head around is why Frost’s girlfriend killed one of the council members.
Yeah he made her mad but I don’t think killing off a sacrifice needed for the ritual is beneficial for your plan.
Why was he brought there? As a back up if one of the other sacrifices died earlier on?
To See someone you’ve always seen as a nuisance rise again as a Vampire deity?
……I’m putting too much thought into this, I need some coffee.
Blade is what Spawn should have been
They aren't very similar. If anything, the HBO series was what Spawn should have been.
Regarding Blade's reaction to Whistler dying: he's kinda like Batman, in that he assumes that everyone is eventually going to die and leave him alone. He's beyond the point of caring since he's had too much heartbreak in his life. Killing vampires is the only thing that gives him any sort of happiness, which is why he reacts like a child when he impales Quinn into the wall.
Fun fact: the shirt Scud wore had the logo for the B.P.R.D. from HELLBOY, del Toro's next movie.
And the Blade Trinity ending I remember is Blade on the autopsy table shapeshifting into Drac, then dying again, then cut to Blade on his motorcycle riding off into the night.
Doug reviewed the extended edition of Blade Trinity.
Since Blade was introduced to me in 1998 I fell in love with it . Blade is the type of character who will never take the 12 step program because his stuck in one emotion.
The ending for Blade Trinity was different than the one I saw where it was Dracula on the table as Blade, but he was dead. And the virus didn't kill Blade at all but he kept on fighting the remnants of vampires that were still running around. Apparently. Idk, it was still just as confusing.
I absolutely love that del toro reused the blade 2 vampires in the strain.
You combined the classic reviews into one video...
Well Blade, sir.
I remember how the review of the second one came just after they announced the reboot and it wasn't even planned
In this case, Burton hugging Deltoro is just brotherly love.
OK that ending had me on the floor!
Oh my god that remix at 10:40 was actually hilarious. Very happy I'm watching nostalgia critic again the content has been so damn good recently! Thanks team!
"Does nobody care a guy with a sword is slamming a cop's head into a car?"
Late 90's metropolis? Nah, everybody just assumed the cop owed money to some heavy. Best to mind ya bizness.
1:12:25 Thanks to Blade Trinity. Critic then knew how to respond approbriately to his next review.
Stephen Dorff, the missing link between Kiefer Sutherland and Chris Pine
Just a quick note that the toy Bat in the first film (11:26) was a cape accessory to the Morbius toy from the Spiderman animated series.
There’s another ending where Dracula just takes Blades form, then turns back while still be dead allowing Blade to return to the shadows.
Fun fact. The set for Blade Trinity final battle became Atlantis for Stargate Atlantis.
23:42 One thing I would like to ask Blade: Where did he find an ice surface you can ice-skate on that runs uphill?
Pretty damn special place. XD
Let's just remember that at one point in Blade 1, vampires just put on sun screen. Greatest concept ever.
Doug, you and your crew. Sorry bad in names. NEVER stop these vids!
I have always been a DC fan but Blade is amazing One of the heroes I wish was apart of DC
He'd fit right in. Imagine him hunting a leach in Bludhaven and meeting Robin
I would like to see Wesley Snipes play Lucius Fox in the Matt Reeves Batman movies
Also I Would Love see Hellboy vs Blade Make Hellboy 3 with the return of Blade
When would Dracula get a haircut 😂
God i miss the snipes movie days
Bloodbath, something you'd see today at a Goth club. Prior to Blade you could only get this experience at a Gwar concert.
I would 100% be down for blade to make a comeback. Guy with the a sword that kills vampires, badass
Well do I have news for you
Soon my friend, soon.
they are making a reboot
Dude, he's coming back, Mahershala Ali will be playing him in the MCU, his voice was heard at the end of Eternals
Sadly, it's unlikely Disney will let us see the gore necessary to do justice to the character.
Loved the opening nailing just how things felt in '98 with Marvel properties ignored and DC doing better.
Does anyone else remember the alternative ending or deleted scene where the night stalkers hunt a werewolf in a bar? Or did I imagine that? My cousin remembers it too though. Anyone?
Same here. Heck, my Copy of Blade Trinity uses it as the default ending, so I never knew about the ending The NC showed.
I don’t like it when people ignore these films.
24:06 - 24:36 made me spill my drink
😂😂😂
I think Blade put off killing quin so long because he just genuinely liked fucking with him
In The theater ending of Blade Trinity was different. When they Cut him the body this turned into Dracula body
Dude, even with Udo Kier not playing a sinister role like Doctor Straub in WWII: Zombies, he is a SCARY LOOKING GUY!
Love Blade he has been my favorite hero since the first movie in 1998.
1:07:34
Biggest movie shock is how god damn massive that shower is, you could fit like 8 people in there With room to roam, like what the hell.
Blade part 1 original..part 2 is also a great sequel...i loved it almost as much
Just have to ask this about cinema and black cinema in general. DO WE PREFER BLACK PANTHER OR BLADE?
How dare you not mention Steel. Is he not black enough for you?
@@seangannon6081 Steel is garbage.
Blade for me but I grew up in the 90s 🤷🏼♀️ Black Panther was good too. But if I had to choose, I would say Blade any day, hands down.
@@kerryann9851 I’m also choosing blade I never even saw black panther
@@seangannon6081 didn’t watch steel or black panther tbh
As for the ending of blade three, I remember it as: shot of Dracula lying there, FBI come in, and then it's Blade lying there instead. You're supposed to realise Dracula shape shifted into Blade.
That's the ending I remember too. Drac shape shifted into Blade as a gift to buy him time to escape.
These movies were before my time, so this video should get me up to speed, hopefully.
I am still rolling my eyes at Blade 1 where they decrypt the super secret vampire langage in 2 minutes. I'm still surprised no one mention that!
Its going to sound strange enough but the only moment I remember from the most is the scene where Blade and Karen encounter Pearl guarding the archives. Even though Pearl was in the film for like two minutes, it actually stuck in my head for the rest of the film, even while watching the next two films. But it even left me wondering if he even survived that UV heat effect from Karen's torch. Though, I do remember the first Blade being over-the-top gory from the the vampire body explosion scenes.
I loooooove these long videos. I need to go rewatch Blade.
Glad you enjoy them!
I think they were all good even the 3rd one I really liked the style
38:07 Holy crap that IS Danny John Jules, I didn't notice until you made the Red Dwarf reference, and then I had to IMDB it! If I ever needed another reason to watch Blade 2 I guess this is it lol...
18:21 So nobody gonna mention thats MJF from AEW's theme song?
This makes me really miss the days when they had little skits in between Nostalgia reviews.
Ngl
Early nostalgic critic was crazy funny
I mean his funny still but back then his humour was truly funny