Yes I know you can count the pixels on the Torna part, shut up Edit: "Erm the Xenoblade 1 opening was also a war actually 🤓" Yes I know, I just didn't want to reuse the same joke within two minutes that wouldn't be funny
@@rigistroni Every fictional character should be read a list of things to not say, and stuff like "It's so peaceful" and "I hope every day will be like this" are near the top of the list
My favorite part of X's intro is Elma casually telling you that you can throw yourself off a cliff without getting hurt with zero explanation as to why.
Spoilers for X And then later on they're just like "oh uh yeah we just kinda forgot to tell you everyone's a robot. No this isn't confidential at all every single character and NPC has just conveniently not brought it up until now"
@@rigistroni Even if MC has amnesia, it's kinda like not bothering to inform that the sky is blue. It's just so intrinsic to their current way of life that it's assumed. It's also hinted at the medical bay a few times. That said, it is odd how it's talked about by npcs much more often immediately after that moment.
@@kyuugoki But then they go on and on about it. Like as soon as the MC figures out the sky was blue and not green, nobody can shut up about the blue sky. I agree that's a decent explanation, but nobody ever talks about it in a conversation until after, where they then say it all the time.
@@fluffyeevee383 Very true. I remember a certain quest right after finding out, where a couple was wondering about having kids with mechanical bodies or something. It's really like a switch got flipped for everyone. but hey, I tried.
Honestly I'm just glad X was included. Being an X fan (who hasn't played any of the other Xeno games yet) is very much "I'm just happy to be here" vibes.
And then a frigging--- SPOILER! giant crab/lobster goes on the back of his grandpa to Assault the heck out of Rex, and then a bunch of tutorial pop ups happen. Very brutal beginning if you ask me. More so than XBC1 and XBC3. Only rivaled by XBCX.
Honestly I think all 3 do a brilliant job at opening into what kind of world this is. The battle of sword valley really conveys how outclassed the homs are without the monado, and immediately makes the mechon a giant threat. Xc3 instantly shows how the two sides fight to keep their flame clocks running, and how the world is in constant conflict because of it. I wish the world building continued to be great in 3, but unfortunately it's not. Xc2 instantly introduces the titans dieing off, however I do wish it opened with something a bit meatier tbh.
I'm still busy making my way through Torna before i start XC3, but I have to say, for some reason this video hyped me more than anything else I have seen from the game so far. -Which have mainly been Eunie clips-
This video is insanely accurate without being spoilery... Good job! Although I'd say Xenoblade X is more about being confused more than anything. I have yet to play FC, Torna, and FR. In fact, this video should be updated to include FR.
I have thought of making a new version of this video (a definitive edition if you will) to include FR and include a much better joke I thought of for XC1
@@kookaburra158 The only nopon in the series that is terrible. Riki and Tora are awesome. Tatsu is the writers deciding nopon should be a living joke. And it did not work out. At all.
Lore accurate one hour into x: Only completed chapter 5, full metal jaguar overdrive setup, 5 affinity for Lin and Elma, killed Telethia the end bringer in one hit without activating overdrive, but only explored 80% of Mira
Meanwhile Future Redeemed is just beating the shit out of a giant purple spider with no context Also, does anyone else find it weird that that origin enemy type was there at the beginning but then never showed up again? I was kind of expecting to have to fight those guys… almost would’ve made more sense if it was a fog beast or something
@@CD-mb4bv I wouldn't blame anyone mixing the names. Both of them are pretty similar. I'm just glad FC is on the cart of the Definitive Edition and Torna is physical. Kinda screwed with FR though (unless they release a definitive edition of 3 in a few years, but I doubt it).
I love how they hard countered the critiques they received with Xenoblade 2 "Oh, so you didn't like how the first hours of Xeno2 were laidback and cheerfull and humorous? Well, how about we start 3 with a fucking slaugther, HAPPY NOW?!" It was honestly hilarious from a meta stance, you could feel the devs giving you the middle finger XDD
@@firesnakex8 True, but at least in Xeno1 it was framed as an heroic battle against an existential threat, and in XenoX it was aliens vs humans so it still was more on the epic side of things. On the other hand, 3 goes for the full "war is hell, life is just a resource to spend and collect (quite literally at that)" tone right at the start, so yeah I still feel like this was the dev team putting their massive c*cks on the table and saying "you wanted misery and tragedy, you'll get it from the go" XD
(Spoilers of XC1 and AoT episode 1) . . . . Funny how the beginning of XC1 is almost the same as Shingeki no kyojin. Shulk is dreaming under a tree, best waifu (Reyn/Mikasa) comes in and help him in a way, then childhood friend (Armin/Fiora) talks about the state of the world, then the city is attacked, the protagonist loses someone dear to them, swearing to take revenge and kill every last one of them
(Spoilers as well) . . . . And in a way both protagonists end up being the major villian. Granted, in AoT Eren turns evil and Zanza just made Shulk look like him.
@@LukeSkywalker-zv3xy that is an oddly wholesome thing to say for just responding to a comment on one of my videos, but hey right back at ya bud. I appreciate it
@@trous2388 you really should play it, it's an amazing expansion almost big enough to be its own game. The only downside is that you have a sidequest quota in order to beat the game which is lame, but the sidequests are at least pretty good
Tatsu really was the worst Nopon. Actually, now that I think about it, he's probably the worst character in all of Xenoblade. I don't remember much of X, but my headcanon for my character was that he hated Tatsu to the point of wanting him off the team but got out voted by Lin and Elma.
Tatsu is not that bad! Just add salt and pepper and he’s delicious! But in all seriousness, he’s not that bad of a character. Do I wish he was a party member to justify going out in the field with us? Yes. But I enjoyed the hell out that little fireball with glasses. Not as much as Riki, but WAAAAY more than Tora
Honestly I think the Xenoblade X OST has some bangers in it, but they're just used very poorly so you only hear the same ten songs for 90% of the game. I.e. the fact the overdrive music overrides literally everything
@@rigistroni Yeah it does have a few really good songs and I did come across as a bit extreme, but overall the music score in X didn't hit me at all like Xeno 1. Many fans felt the same at the time and I kinda think they took some feedback from it, cause 2 and 3 are more in-line with original game :-)
Yes I know you can count the pixels on the Torna part, shut up
Edit: "Erm the Xenoblade 1 opening was also a war actually 🤓"
Yes I know, I just didn't want to reuse the same joke within two minutes that wouldn't be funny
I like how you consider meeting Tatsu worse and therefore more notable than the planet Earth being destroyed
But Earth is gone in all the games
But in x, it's addressed from the beginning
@@brianlance8263 ;)
@@brianlance8263 Considering Earth's demise brings the era of cat girls and bird girls, I guess it's fine.
@@nickbritto1511 fair, I would tap it myself
Shulk is so full of whimsy! Surely nothing bad will happen in the nest couple of hours!
Good thing every day will be like this, always
@@rigistroni just me, my childhood friend and this sandwich i cannot visibly eat due to technology.
it made me laugh when someone said they wanted to live in the XC1 world because it looks so peaceful.
@@rigistroni Every fictional character should be read a list of things to not say, and stuff like "It's so peaceful" and "I hope every day will be like this" are near the top of the list
@@GlitchBunn lmao. Like the evil overlord list but for how not to get killed off by the author
YEAH GAMER MIO IS THE THUMBNAIL!!!
I’m so proud of myself for making that
Can you link the tweet? Some people in the comments were asking for it. I wanted to give credit but couldn't find it
You've done this community a great service my friend.
HE REALLY DID THE LINUS TECH TIPS THUMNAIL WITH MIO LMAO
where can I find the picture?
@@phrygian405 Look up Linus Tech Tips’ video I’ve Been Thinking of Retiring
The intro of Xenoblade 1 is the Battle of Sword Valley though.
It's practically the same as Xenoblade 3.
Yeah I know, but making the same joke twice doesn't work
At least not within thirty seconds
The beginning of Xenoblade 1, is the duel to between Bionis and Mechonis. A funny sword fight could work.
@@Kaisona2017 I did think of using rock em sock em robots but it was already a couple days after the video went up so too late now
@@rigistroni that would’ve been funny lmaoo pls try to use that someway in the future
@@jimmyv5494 haha don't worry I keep unused gags in the back of my head for reuse
My favorite part of X's intro is Elma casually telling you that you can throw yourself off a cliff without getting hurt with zero explanation as to why.
Spoilers for X
And then later on they're just like "oh uh yeah we just kinda forgot to tell you everyone's a robot. No this isn't confidential at all every single character and NPC has just conveniently not brought it up until now"
@@rigistroni Even if MC has amnesia, it's kinda like not bothering to inform that the sky is blue. It's just so intrinsic to their current way of life that it's assumed. It's also hinted at the medical bay a few times. That said, it is odd how it's talked about by npcs much more often immediately after that moment.
@@kyuugoki But then they go on and on about it. Like as soon as the MC figures out the sky was blue and not green, nobody can shut up about the blue sky. I agree that's a decent explanation, but nobody ever talks about it in a conversation until after, where they then say it all the time.
@@fluffyeevee383 Very true. I remember a certain quest right after finding out, where a couple was wondering about having kids with mechanical bodies or something. It's really like a switch got flipped for everyone. but hey, I tried.
Lol
Gotta admit the Xenoblade 3 one got me real good
Honestly I'm just glad X was included. Being an X fan (who hasn't played any of the other Xeno games yet) is very much "I'm just happy to be here" vibes.
Im the opposite. Im gkad X is here because i haven't had the opportunity to play it even though I've played the others
Hey same. I have also only played X. It is one of my favourite games though.
Definitely check them out. In terms of exploration X is by far the best and biggest one, but in terms of story and gameplay 3 is the best
play 1 and 3 dont play 2 its the worst game ever
@@AndersonClips But it has Waifu Gacha!
Correction: Waifu AND Husbando
the intro to 2 is just Rex going for a swim and just happens to find some treasure
And then a frigging---
SPOILER!
giant crab/lobster goes on the back of his grandpa to Assault the heck out of Rex, and then a bunch of tutorial pop ups happen. Very brutal beginning if you ask me. More so than XBC1 and XBC3. Only rivaled by XBCX.
Happens to? He was searching for it
0:00 that's Nikol over there
The aot 4 theme was perfect for 3 I was dying
0:20 I was crying :/ sheesh xenoblade 2 just always hits hard. Will always be my favorite game
Torna was so accurate XD
I was expecting WW2 footage for Xenoblade 3, but this definetely works as well. lol
One could argue that is ww2 footage but anime version
Xenoblade 3’s intro introduces you to the world the best of them all
xenoblade 2 did that
Honestly I think all 3 do a brilliant job at opening into what kind of world this is. The battle of sword valley really conveys how outclassed the homs are without the monado, and immediately makes the mechon a giant threat. Xc3 instantly shows how the two sides fight to keep their flame clocks running, and how the world is in constant conflict because of it. I wish the world building continued to be great in 3, but unfortunately it's not. Xc2 instantly introduces the titans dieing off, however I do wish it opened with something a bit meatier tbh.
@@raikkel9516 you hear that Noah ? Raikkel wants something a bit meatier
@@raikkel9516 Rex eats crab's meat 😎
@@raikkel9516 "All 3".
*Xenoblade X cries in a corner*
Nobody expects "My War"!
Xenoblade 1 will never stop having my favorite intro in the franchise mostly because you get a chance to breathe
Like how 1 was peaceful instead of like, some futuristic Terminator thing or something lol
I'm still busy making my way through Torna before i start XC3, but I have to say, for some reason this video hyped me more than anything else I have seen from the game so far.
-Which have mainly been Eunie clips-
You're playing a dangerous game, spoiler memes abound
omg i haven't been playing XCX since i sold my wii u 4 years ago and neo l.a. ost gave me so many feels. i miss that game so much
I litteraly thought of AoT during the Intro of Xenoblade 3
This video is insanely accurate without being spoilery...
Good job!
Although I'd say Xenoblade X is more about being confused more than anything. I have yet to play FC, Torna, and FR.
In fact, this video should be updated to include FR.
I have thought of making a new version of this video (a definitive edition if you will) to include FR and include a much better joke I thought of for XC1
Xenoblade 3 has many Aot references imo. Like Ashera being a suicidal maniac with the same hair style as eren.
Future Redeemed intro:
PUNCH THE DOG!!
Thanks for including X, nearly everyone pretends it doesn’t exist
Lol that last one
I never thought I needed to see something so much in my life. Gamer Mio makes me happy.
All of these are right lmao
I’ve loved this video ever since I found it last August. I love how accurate it is lol.
The emergency landing with Fog Beasts as BGM goes hard.
i agree, make me want to listen more to that now
PERFECT! ALSO GAMER MIO THUMBNAIL! BASED!
The Future Connected intro killed me. 😂
ok this was very accurate, deserves more views
Torna: what to do when there’s a feral hog
A XCX without Tatsu would truely be the ultimate gaming experience.
Who even is tatsu?
@@kookaburra158 The only nopon in the series that is terrible. Riki and Tora are awesome. Tatsu is the writers deciding nopon should be a living joke. And it did not work out. At all.
Tatsu wasn't even bad, I genuinely don't understand the hatred of the character...
@@kookaburra158 food
@@JobyPlays he’s just Tora or Riki without any of their redeeming qualities
Why does the tutorial music for 3 slap so hard?! Like bro, i know this is Xenoblade and all tracks are bangers but save some for the late game!
Oh boy how lovely the intros are i sure hope something bad never happens to the characters
Rex got it pretty good if I say so. Diving, diving, and then more diving. Uh oh, a 🦈...
Damn, no comments on the actual opening of X :(
I don't really have much to say. You just kinda walk around with Elma in the rain for a bit and get front loaded with exposition
More clearly, you wake up, meet Elma, beat the shite out of a spider and walkaround in the rain and some exposition and stuff
@@rigistroni Could've shown random Star Trek footage.
@@ltb1345 that would've worked
WOOOOOOOO X WAS IN THE VIDEOOOOOO
That x3 got me
Lore accurate one hour into x:
Only completed chapter 5, full metal jaguar overdrive setup, 5 affinity for Lin and Elma, killed Telethia the end bringer in one hit without activating overdrive, but only explored 80% of Mira
I haven’t played X in the longest time, but as I hear soon guitar strumming I get Vietnam flashbacks.
Meanwhile Future Redeemed is just beating the shit out of a giant purple spider with no context
Also, does anyone else find it weird that that origin enemy type was there at the beginning but then never showed up again? I was kind of expecting to have to fight those guys… almost would’ve made more sense if it was a fog beast or something
future connected before 3 was a good touch, made the punchline better. well played
I was just going in release order
Future connected came out after 3 though didn't it?@@rigistroni
edit: I'm stupid, I'm confusing future connected with future redeemed
@@CD-mb4bv yeah I made this video before future redeemed was even revealed. It's not there because it just didn't exist yet
@@CD-mb4bv I wouldn't blame anyone mixing the names. Both of them are pretty similar. I'm just glad FC is on the cart of the Definitive Edition and Torna is physical. Kinda screwed with FR though (unless they release a definitive edition of 3 in a few years, but I doubt it).
As a gamer who has avoided many spoilers for 3 so far
WHY DOES IT START OUT LIKE THAT HOW MESSED UP IS THE STORY
Hehehehe
You might never know until you experience it.
Yes
How messed up is the story? Well, have you ever played Xenogears?
child soldiers basically
im just now playing X3 and lost it to the my war opening lmao
Heh, the intro of xenoblade is Dunban fighting mechons.
Dont know why. But the xenoblade 2 part made me laugh
Shureley this is just a normal war and there is no malicious force behind it
bruh, XD wasn't expecting a full on aot theme
This was really funny so now please do Gears and Saga
Honestly it's been so long since I played saga I'd have to replay all the openings lmao.
Gears I'd probably just do a Bob Ross joke
My life was of far better quality prior to the introduction of Tatsu
Tatsu is love Tatsu is life.
It really be like that sometimes
Juste merci pour ça, tu m'as remonté le moral 😂
Thank you for that, you cheered me up 😂
(sry if my english is bad)
You're good man, that was actually really good English I'd have no idea it wasn't your first language if you didn't say anything.
Xenoblade 1 Intro was literally war...
I should take a shot every time I get this comment
Still waiting on X2... Yep... Anyday now....
Goddamn was not ready for 3! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Now we just need Future Redeemed and it will be complete
And that’s just gonna be the torna opening again
Future Redeemed: Tabuu's Off-waves
@@pokedude720 I was gonna have it be "I can't let you do that Dave" from 2001 a space Odyssey if I ever revisited this
Man aot intro got my ass LOL
Not gonna lie, I kinda wanna play 3 now.
You should it's a great game
good vid
LMAOAOAO THE XENO 3 GOT ME SO BAD HAAAHH
The XB3 one killed me xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nailed it!
Not gonna lie, the one here for Torna should've also had Joseph Joestar doing the "Nigerundayo!"
Fuck, that would've been really good
Pretty accurate
So true 😭
Accurate LOL
So accurate.
I love how they hard countered the critiques they received with Xenoblade 2
"Oh, so you didn't like how the first hours of Xeno2 were laidback and cheerfull and humorous? Well, how about we start 3 with a fucking slaugther, HAPPY NOW?!"
It was honestly hilarious from a meta stance, you could feel the devs giving you the middle finger XDD
Nah that's just how Takahashi's usual story telling is. Xc1, xenogears, and XcX, all start with death and slaughter too.
@@firesnakex8 True, but at least in Xeno1 it was framed as an heroic battle against an existential threat, and in XenoX it was aliens vs humans so it still was more on the epic side of things. On the other hand, 3 goes for the full "war is hell, life is just a resource to spend and collect (quite literally at that)" tone right at the start, so yeah I still feel like this was the dev team putting their massive c*cks on the table and saying "you wanted misery and tragedy, you'll get it from the go" XD
Accurate
doesn't xeno 1 start with the titans?
I need to finish Torna and play X.
And I will make sure I play X one way or another Nintendo... I will. 👹
Good! It's sad that X falls under the Radar so much
Practically every Wii U game gets ported to Switch. EXCEPT XENOBLADE X! Grrr!
xenoblade X really hit kinda different though
JAJAJAJA Lo peor es que es verdad xD
(Spoilers of XC1 and AoT episode 1)
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Funny how the beginning of XC1 is almost the same as Shingeki no kyojin. Shulk is dreaming under a tree, best waifu (Reyn/Mikasa) comes in and help him in a way, then childhood friend (Armin/Fiora) talks about the state of the world, then the city is attacked, the protagonist loses someone dear to them, swearing to take revenge and kill every last one of them
(Spoilers as well)
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And in a way both protagonists end up being the major villian. Granted, in AoT Eren turns evil and Zanza just made Shulk look like him.
It's not the intro of XC1 tough, the intro is Dunban Fighting Mechons ... after the clash of mechonis and bionis.
I can't at Reyn being labelled as the best waifu. 😆
I'm just glad the annoying tutorial is still here.
Can I have the thumbnail pic file please? I need it for memes
What is the name of the song that plays during the xenoblade x part?
I don't know the name off the top of my head but it's the NLA Night theme. If you look that up you'll find it
hello whats the name of the first song???
What’s the music used for the fc and 3 sections of the video
FC is the fogbeast theme form the OST and the 3 section is the AOT OP My War
@@rigistroni why thank you, have a wonderful life and I’m sure you’ll achieve great things
@@LukeSkywalker-zv3xy that is an oddly wholesome thing to say for just responding to a comment on one of my videos, but hey right back at ya bud. I appreciate it
What’s wrong with Tatsu
I javenever played this game franchise in my live, why is this video in my recommended
Have never*
It's a sign. Play them.
I am fking retarded i made a second typo
Life*
@@EskChan19 i dont even know which genre this game is
It's sign from the Gods telling you to play them. Lol. It's a great jrpg series.
i laughed
tatsu is unironically great, i actually really like him
at least he isn't a sex offender like tora
Yeahh... can't argue with that.
😂😂
LMAO
Tatsu isn’t that bad. You only see him like every 2 hours
whats the song for the torna part?
The battle theme from torna
@@rigistroni this is what i get for putting off torna. thank you, i love you
@@trous2388 you really should play it, it's an amazing expansion almost big enough to be its own game. The only downside is that you have a sidequest quota in order to beat the game which is lame, but the sidequests are at least pretty good
@@rigistroni i don’t know why i haven’t, i bought the season pass and have 200 hours on xc2 but never even started that dlc
@@trous2388 well whenever you get around to it you're in for a great time
Tatsu really was the worst Nopon. Actually, now that I think about it, he's probably the worst character in all of Xenoblade. I don't remember much of X, but my headcanon for my character was that he hated Tatsu to the point of wanting him off the team but got out voted by Lin and Elma.
I agree with that wholeheartedly
Can I watch this or no?
It says no spoilers brother. Though you won't find most of them funny
But I like Tatsu
I mean is he wrong?
I would never
XC3 got me so bad
Tatsu is not that bad! Just add salt and pepper and he’s delicious!
But in all seriousness, he’s not that bad of a character. Do I wish he was a party member to justify going out in the field with us? Yes. But I enjoyed the hell out that little fireball with glasses. Not as much as Riki, but WAAAAY more than Tora
Xeno X soundtrack still sucks. Thank god they course corrected in line with the original for 2 and 3 :-)
Honestly I think the Xenoblade X OST has some bangers in it, but they're just used very poorly so you only hear the same ten songs for 90% of the game. I.e. the fact the overdrive music overrides literally everything
@@rigistroni Yeah it does have a few really good songs and I did come across as a bit extreme, but overall the music score in X didn't hit me at all like Xeno 1. Many fans felt the same at the time and I kinda think they took some feedback from it, cause 2 and 3 are more in-line with original game :-)
@@SamM_Scot yeah that I agree with
What's so special about this video? All you did was play game footage
The X one made me laugh so hard
Jesus Christ the Tatsu jokes will never be funny and his whole role in the story is pointless
xenoblade 2, more than that for me and any friends, has been "what is this cringefest"