Xenoblade Chronicles 2 but there's no context

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2022
  • If you saw that earlier premier, pretend that didn't exist, I accidentally managed to delete it 💀
    Me coming in with a 5 year old game, thanks for the idea Multi XD
    This took me multiple days to finish because I had to watch every single cutscene again, which is over 170 with some being over 10 minutes long so oof, but anyways take this as your sign to get into Xenoblade because it's actually pretty fucking amazing 🔫
    Shout out to Jin who has only one line in the entire video and the line being "I ate her"
    Also premier because I have the urge to premier videos that are over 3 minutes long
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  • @aprettyfunnyperson4516
    @aprettyfunnyperson4516 Рік тому +430

    1:14 when you skip cutscenes to get to the gameplay

  • @dantemustdie00
    @dantemustdie00 Рік тому +239

    Nia: "and that's how I met your father and your two step moms"
    Mio: "......WHAT?!"

    • @gracefulbean9894
      @gracefulbean9894 Рік тому +17

      LMFAO I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD-

    • @theinimitablejora522
      @theinimitablejora522 6 місяців тому

      I can only imagine Noah passing out halfway through the story because Mio is the daughter of The Most Important People and Noah just exists

    • @Teddyponsel2626
      @Teddyponsel2626 5 місяців тому +5

      Is bri'ish xenoblade?

    • @HeyLookItsFNaFb
      @HeyLookItsFNaFb 4 місяці тому +6

      I read the "WHAT" in Mórag's voice lmao

  • @tipsy634
    @tipsy634 Рік тому +502

    01:28 - "what if she turns around one day and stabs you in the back?"
    "pyra wouldn't do that!!"
    "of course i wouldn't. i don't have a knife!"

  • @Scytherman
    @Scytherman Рік тому +691

    Man this game was even funnier than i remembered it.

    • @Sacred_Korok69
      @Sacred_Korok69 Рік тому

      Yo true! But seeing Vandham again, after starting Xenoblade 3, makes me wonder how he survived all that... cuz he should be dead

    • @Scytherman
      @Scytherman Рік тому +6

      @@Sacred_Korok69 It's not literally the same Vandham.

    • @HenrikMyrhaug
      @HenrikMyrhaug Рік тому +22

      Well it was quite a long game, so the funny moments were quite spread out.
      There were a few funny side quests too. My favourite one is the one where you travel all across the world to unlock a chest just to discover it contains documents showing Gramps is a million gold in debt, which you need to pay for him.

    • @Sacred_Korok69
      @Sacred_Korok69 Рік тому +3

      @@Scytherman Oh then... maybe a descendant that just so happens to have the same voice and style? I almost forgot about those statues of the founders of the city. I looked at them and now i think i understand that a lot of time passed between Shulk, Rex and their crew and the present time, in which Noah and his friends live. They literally described Dunban, Shulk, Zeke and so on as Kevesian and Agnian soldiers

    • @icewingthefox9423
      @icewingthefox9423 10 місяців тому

      @@HenrikMyrhaugAnd the one where Shiba fucking punts a nopon onto the sun.

  • @multi_exe
    @multi_exe Рік тому +612

    8:21
    "You cannot argue with such logic!"
    *"Flaw detected in final step of logic"*
    Twitter in a nutshell

  • @SacredAshe
    @SacredAshe Рік тому +534

    6:22 Nia's cut off scream fucking KILLED me

    • @nixu2839
      @nixu2839 Рік тому +8

      XD

    • @SmallHappyOtter
      @SmallHappyOtter Рік тому +52

      AND THEN “I wanna squash the kid” RIGHT AFTER THAT I COULD BARELY BREATHH

    • @GlitchBunn
      @GlitchBunn Рік тому +32

      SOMEONE had to have a scream as unintentionally funny as shulk's

    • @SacredAshe
      @SacredAshe Рік тому +16

      @@GlitchBunn and of fucking COURSE it was Nia who did

    • @lolno6015
      @lolno6015 Рік тому

      Oh shit

  • @doopliss_64
    @doopliss_64 Рік тому +270

    2:17 Rex saying “that’s what you get for trying to exacute Nia,” and Nia having no idea what he’s talking about gets me every time

  • @bandi642
    @bandi642 Рік тому +349

    7:51 he indeed loved everyone

    • @sebchess3555
      @sebchess3555 Рік тому +45

      Let's do this together

    • @guy-hv9tw
      @guy-hv9tw Рік тому +45

      It was a not a friendzone

    • @necksuss5806
      @necksuss5806 Рік тому +69

      oh god that scene is so much different now

    • @Emiya491
      @Emiya491 Рік тому +43

      He showed them a thing or three about a harem

    • @LibrocreatesL2
      @LibrocreatesL2 Рік тому +4

      that scene hurts poor Nia😭😭

  • @VolticWind
    @VolticWind Рік тому +146

    4:27 The immediate payoff of this line kills me. 😂

  • @AlvinEarthworm
    @AlvinEarthworm Рік тому +429

    5:25 "Handling a man's Turtle!"
    Easily one of the best lines in the game.

    • @jaimegutierrez8322
      @jaimegutierrez8322 Рік тому +6

      Didn't expect to see you here my Lord

    • @雪者
      @雪者 Рік тому +24

      Hearing Mr. Krabs' walking was icing on the cake

    • @ChickenNEO
      @ChickenNEO Рік тому +10

      @@雪者 The best part is that the sound is actually in the game itself

    • @雪者
      @雪者 Рік тому +3

      @@ChickenNEO indeed

  • @wanderingpaladin4927
    @wanderingpaladin4927 Рік тому +70

    7:51 HE REALLY MEANT IT MY DUDES

  • @Smellbringer
    @Smellbringer Рік тому +119

    "Not sure what is going on. But, I will just beat you all up."
    Honestly, mood.

  • @skyblade7438
    @skyblade7438 Рік тому +92

    1:14 The vast majority of Xenoblade characters in a nutshell.

  • @yandelromero06
    @yandelromero06 Рік тому +98

    “Well, we took it by force” was the one that got me

  • @zerin4244
    @zerin4244 Рік тому +80

    7:46 aged like the finest wine

  • @Pogohg
    @Pogohg Рік тому +77

    6:22 can we talk about how perfectly cut that scream is?

  • @TARRSS
    @TARRSS Рік тому +148

    5:55 me against the final boss after doing all the side quest

    • @minimik75
      @minimik75 Рік тому +12

      Why did i laugh so hard at this comment when i clicked the timestamp

  • @Justforvisit
    @Justforvisit Рік тому +63

    2:43 Rex tells us what his favourite music genre is

  • @shokotwokawa9695
    @shokotwokawa9695 Рік тому +58

    Anytime Malos opens his mouth is just glorious
    “Why are you running?!”

  • @reembeem1725
    @reembeem1725 Рік тому +24

    5:15 tora got absolutley decked

  • @WolvesNotFound
    @WolvesNotFound Рік тому +92

    5:55 my first thought
    why are you running?! *WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!*

  • @game-enjoyer13
    @game-enjoyer13 Рік тому +170

    “I….ate her”
    “Muimui did say…”
    Always gets me. Third play through, still get chuckles from those absurd dialogue moments.

  • @TriforceZard
    @TriforceZard Рік тому +97

    This is a game about a dying world on the brink of war for what little resources are left. It tackles organized religion, free will, and terrorism, just to name a few.
    Also it happens to be really funny when it wants to.

  • @harochtc2002
    @harochtc2002 Рік тому +107

    3:36 that made me laugh harder than it should've
    also, 4:48 should've come right after 4:14 and it would've been hilarious

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Рік тому +76

    3:12 this scene is so meaningful in context but hilarious without it

  • @maxaro5044
    @maxaro5044 Рік тому +36

    6:22
    just making notes for myself, keep scrolling

  • @maximvanempel2962
    @maximvanempel2962 Рік тому +52

    3:41 me every day

  • @Zer0Main43
    @Zer0Main43 Рік тому +70

    The part after they save nia where pyra, tora, poppi and gramps peek around the corner is genuinely one of my favorite scenes in the game

  • @SicklySeraph
    @SicklySeraph Рік тому +128

    2:55 i don’t remember this line at all but im guessing its very early on but Al’s delivery on this line is so fucking funny

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged Рік тому +40

      Lmao, all it’s missing is a _ba-dum tss_ drum fill. He really isn’t a bad VA at all; the voice direction just royally screwed him in the really dramatic scenes where he NEEDED good direction.

    • @therealmckoy6772
      @therealmckoy6772 Рік тому +15

      It's from *right at the beginning* like one of the first argentum cutscenes

    • @SnowBlitz7
      @SnowBlitz7 Рік тому

      @@2yoyoyo1Unplugged The voice director was a moron, it's amazing the dub is passable at all.

  • @edlopez6907
    @edlopez6907 Рік тому +129

    Lmfao best part was when Rex punched Tora out of the way when talking to Nia

    • @seb3082
      @seb3082 Рік тому +23

      And Pyra’s reaction to that in the back lol, I didn’t notice that before ahahah

  • @turdperson4463
    @turdperson4463 Рік тому +37

    Every time Azurda and dromarch have a convo and just stare at each other for like a couple seconds after that, it cracks me up.

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 Рік тому +32

    I love how everyone in Gormott complains about the water tower after chapter 2, even to the endgame

    • @astralura
      @astralura Рік тому +4

      It reminds me of TTRPG campaigns where the NPCs are continually busting your balls bout ruining their town square in a fight

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 Рік тому +3

      Brighid: Do you know how much it costs to repair a water tower 💀

  • @Nahobinoah
    @Nahobinoah 2 місяці тому +3

    "Hey Shellhead!"
    "Hey!"

  • @winster32
    @winster32 Рік тому +37

    8:30
    Gramps: We need a little bit of romance in our lives
    Dromarch: I’m actually quite alright.
    Story of a celibate life.

  • @Balitonic
    @Balitonic Рік тому +75

    of all the clips, why did this one get me. 4:56

  • @agentdon1760
    @agentdon1760 Рік тому +35

    7:42 this sence hits different now

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 Рік тому +8

      "You, and all you guys"
      Rex has a full Virgin to Chad Story Arc in of himself

  • @Lauzuna
    @Lauzuna Рік тому +41

    6:22
    "Dromarch! AA-"

  • @darthdistortion1934
    @darthdistortion1934 Рік тому +195

    This comedic downtime is what I felt like I was missing from DE and 3 (although we can never forget the spoon-muppet exchange)

    • @mustacheman529
      @mustacheman529 Рік тому +38

      Personally I felt like 2 had way too much comedy. Not that I dislike comedy, but after playing DE as my first Xenoblade, I feel like 2 overdid it.

    • @raisylvaine8398
      @raisylvaine8398 Рік тому +27

      @@mustacheman529 I’ll agree that it relies on tropes and stuff but too much, but it’s still funny no matter how ya slice it

    • @mustacheman529
      @mustacheman529 Рік тому +27

      @@raisylvaine8398 Humor is subjective. I personally thought a lot of the humor in 2 was just stupid, not funny.
      I still love 2. I just prefer how 1 and 3 pulled off their humor.

    • @adult11252
      @adult11252 Рік тому +15

      I love how 1, X, 2 and 3 has different mood and feel and their arts is served for each concept. Cannot even expect 4 will be.

    • @darthdistortion1934
      @darthdistortion1934 Рік тому +15

      @@mustacheman529 My issue there though is that there's barely enough humour to judge in 1 and 3 to make work, and then back to humour being subjective, a lot of 3's humour were just really roughly cut interactions between heroes and party members. There was a sore lack of silliness that provided a tonal juxtaposition

  • @chadren7249
    @chadren7249 Рік тому +91

    7:51 This aged well

  • @Zerorenren4761
    @Zerorenren4761 Рік тому +47

    7:51 He indeed show all of them a thing or three

  • @MrWojoRising5446
    @MrWojoRising5446 Рік тому +21

    My favorite line from this game is when they get to Elysium and there's a tricycle sitting there near a playground and pyra says "it appears to have been a childs vehicle"

  • @dead_byte
    @dead_byte Рік тому +11

    “There’s something else you can do with a blade!”
    *stabs self*
    I never realized how funny that was out of context!

  • @lokiofasgard7780
    @lokiofasgard7780 Рік тому +17

    6:22 my favorite

  • @skateboardturtle
    @skateboardturtle Рік тому +54

    4:15 I was really expecting the *"I ate her"* line after this

    • @light_w0lf
      @light_w0lf  Рік тому +17

      Omg that would've been perfect, damn it XD

  • @maximvanempel2962
    @maximvanempel2962 Рік тому +49

    0:45 me when someone says xenoblade is not a good game

    • @CraftVader1
      @CraftVader1 Рік тому +5

      Honestly, yeah. Its never anything new its always the same stuff, never worth hearing

    • @maximvanempel2962
      @maximvanempel2962 Рік тому +9

      0:00

    • @arek.k8688
      @arek.k8688 Рік тому +1

      @@CraftVader1 you mean the guys that know nothing about the game and call it a generic anime game full of fanservice for weebs and overused tropes

    • @seb3082
      @seb3082 Рік тому

      @@arek.k8688 yeah you’re right about that. Most of us play the games with the English voices. I’m sure a lot of us aren’t even weebs, we just enjoy a game that’s genuinely really good

  • @yaboinigel2704
    @yaboinigel2704 Рік тому +19

    7:51 i want to apologise for always calling him dense after that….

  • @Zerorenren4761
    @Zerorenren4761 Рік тому +267

    People still call this game trash just because it's not dark, edgy and uses anime style
    I think that all Xenoblade games are masterpieces in their own ways

    • @c.w35t87
      @c.w35t87 Рік тому +19

      My first Xenoblade and hook me into the series, literally played for 520 hours.

    • @MrAuthor3DS
      @MrAuthor3DS Рік тому +45

      Not dark? Ah, guess they didn't reach the bits about Flesh Eaters and Blade Eaters.

    • @Zerorenren4761
      @Zerorenren4761 Рік тому +22

      @@MrAuthor3DS I finishied the game, still these people only consider "Dark" if the game has a lot of death, sadness and if the visuals are darker too, something that XC1 did way more than 2

    • @Cool-Vest_Leo
      @Cool-Vest_Leo Рік тому +17

      Comparing Xenoblade 1 to 2 is like comparing Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire to Pokemon Diamond/Pearl. Both are tonally different with different character designs, with one game being renowned for its polish and the other in spite of its lack of polish.

    • @LaraW19
      @LaraW19 Рік тому +27

      It just shows that some people can't judge depth of character and story very well. Achieving comedic relief while dwelling in serious topics, and not detracting from the story while you do so, is way more difficult than just going full emo.
      Take Zeke and Pandy for example. They start out as 100% comedic relief and then their backstory hits harder because you're used to them being there just for the lols. It was like that for me, at least.
      Same goes for the locations. You're used to the lively colours and music, and then you reach Morytha, that has being lying down there all along...

  • @lumi4178
    @lumi4178 Рік тому +41

    Why did I laugh so hard at the kid jumping into the Cloud Sea?

    • @rakionyellowmind2293
      @rakionyellowmind2293 Рік тому

      because the animation was horrible

    • @lumi4178
      @lumi4178 Рік тому +2

      @@rakionyellowmind2293 I can say with certainty that that is not the reason

  • @potatoqueen5248
    @potatoqueen5248 Рік тому +23

    “I love you, and all you guys!” Takes a different meaning if you’ve beaten 3.

  • @KingofMars
    @KingofMars Рік тому +13

    6:22 this is pure gold lol

  • @XNeonxy
    @XNeonxy Рік тому +17

    1:05 did I hear Mr. krabs walk?

  • @S4M-1ThePrimagen
    @S4M-1ThePrimagen 10 місяців тому +5

    2:44 “A new rock” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard after removing context.

  • @gerri42
    @gerri42 Рік тому +10

    3:25 Best moment for me😂

  • @loganthevillager9176
    @loganthevillager9176 Рік тому +12

    “PlEaSe DoN’t StEaL mY mEmOrIeS!”
    *“Oi! No! Bad blade, BAD!”*

  • @gracefulbean9894
    @gracefulbean9894 Рік тому +32

    I’ve played this game five times but I still LOST IT at “You’ll have to talk it by force!”
    “We took it by force!! :D”
    Also Tora falling on Dadapon made me literally laugh out loud. Wonderful job!!

  • @desmondmalone438
    @desmondmalone438 Рік тому +13

    2:06 that connected well

  • @Zorgot.
    @Zorgot. Рік тому +15

    Yknow I just realized ether net sounds like Ethernet and now I’ll probably just think of that now whenever I hear ether nets

  • @TranscendantWyvern
    @TranscendantWyvern 5 місяців тому +5

    1:28
    She has a Sword… that she can materialize at will…

  • @MahriBlade
    @MahriBlade Рік тому +10

    1:36 LMAO man this is so good out of context

  • @_b_a_g_u_e_t_t_e_3191
    @_b_a_g_u_e_t_t_e_3191 11 місяців тому +7

    Tora roasting muimui will never not be hilarious

  • @GodOfCulture
    @GodOfCulture Рік тому +9

    Pyra: I don't have a Knife
    Pyra in her head: I don't need one😈

  • @colony30sshittyproudbanner
    @colony30sshittyproudbanner Рік тому +10

    "hey shellhead" "...hey" The best part is how Zeke accepts the shellhead.

  • @TheRoomforImprovement
    @TheRoomforImprovement Рік тому +8

    When Nia is saved during chapter 2, I love the expression she gives When Tora and Poppi poke their heads in. She’s like “ did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?”

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre1011 Рік тому +19

    These are funny lines but for me, nothing can compete with Dromarch’s sleeping hat

  • @wesnohathas1993
    @wesnohathas1993 Рік тому +10

    Couple of favorite quotes:
    "If I wasn't dead I'd kick that guy's arse!"
    "Sussed me out, furrypon!"

  • @NrgBuster
    @NrgBuster Рік тому +16

    "Dromarch! AHH-"
    I don't care what ANYONE says. This game is funny as fuck and oozes SOUL, and I will defend it to my dying day.

    • @INSEIKYU01
      @INSEIKYU01 Рік тому

      Finally a kindred spirit 🥹

  • @tjfarrington1824
    @tjfarrington1824 2 місяці тому +1

    This is why 2 is my favorite, it knows its silly and turns itself up to 11, it's just a good time and fun to play

  • @sigmadraconis8207
    @sigmadraconis8207 Рік тому +12

    1:40 rip mikhail

  • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
    @2yoyoyo1Unplugged Рік тому +23

    5:06 I swear this game had some pretty subtly hilarious bits in it too. Shame people take stuff like the Mythra bed scene (which I to this day do not understand the hate for) and point to it as why this game is bad. The fanbase should never have split so hard.

  • @biancasanchez9371
    @biancasanchez9371 9 днів тому +1

    I feel bad for Tora but when i just saw that small clip of Muimui holding the gun i couldn't help it 😭

  • @Deen_Ahmed
    @Deen_Ahmed Рік тому +5

    Oh God you did the "I love you" scene the most memed scene in all anime and gaming
    And you forget later in how stupidly funny shellhead/zeke is expecially with nia's passive agression

  • @VeeOasis
    @VeeOasis Рік тому +5

    1:33 completely forgot about this

  • @HomicidalBluePikmin
    @HomicidalBluePikmin Рік тому +5

    Malos with the WHY ARE YOU RUNNING gets me

  • @godzilla4189
    @godzilla4189 Рік тому +21

    0:27
    So.....Vandham wants something a bit meatier?

  • @MasterKingSirPlease
    @MasterKingSirPlease 11 місяців тому +4

    "I ate her"
    PERFECT TIMING

  • @samus8163
    @samus8163 Рік тому +8

    this is what watching all of dunkey’s videos on xenoblade is like

  • @Jun-zh9np
    @Jun-zh9np Рік тому +7

    I finished xenoblade 3, but still I like the narative and story pacing of xenoblade 2

  • @emerl2002
    @emerl2002 Рік тому +4

    7:51 sentences before disas- GIGA CHAD
    If you know, you know

  • @Super_Spectral
    @Super_Spectral Рік тому +7

    Tora was just cleaning vent like good nonsus crewypon!

  • @GodOfCulture
    @GodOfCulture Рік тому +10

    Ah yes
    The second Xenoblade
    Where we all started to love the Welsh accent and Cat Girls

    • @arek.k8688
      @arek.k8688 Рік тому +3

      Its not the welsh accent and cat girls
      Its the cat girls with welsh accent

    • @GodOfCulture
      @GodOfCulture Рік тому +1

      @@arek.k8688 that too lol

  • @BaselardFE
    @BaselardFE Рік тому +7

    I forgot about Pyra's reaction to Rex swatting away Tora holy shit it's so funny

  • @moz3169
    @moz3169 Рік тому +4

    “hey shell ‘ead” “hey”

  • @chipi4179
    @chipi4179 Рік тому +6

    I love this game and I will always love it no matter what

  • @claraxu6167
    @claraxu6167 10 місяців тому +3

    5:55 WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

  • @aleciap9230
    @aleciap9230 Рік тому +3

    Bro poppi's awakening scene is just too good

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 Рік тому +3

    3:13 seppuku yourself apparently

  • @SirChickenz
    @SirChickenz Місяць тому +2

    Nia: Dromarch!
    Nia 0.2 Seconds after: ÆÆÆÆ
    (6:22 btw)

  • @JS-ct2uj
    @JS-ct2uj Рік тому +12

    4:58 but replace it with vine booms

  • @IceColdBezzy
    @IceColdBezzy 2 місяці тому +1

    2:43
    7y/o me after finding some cool stone outside:

  • @AlexanderDraws5064
    @AlexanderDraws5064 7 місяців тому +4

    2:11 this part sounded worse in Japanese

  • @jomaq9233
    @jomaq9233 Рік тому +3

    I… kinda missed the weird “anime eye transformation” moments and kinda wished there was some moment with Agnus characters doing that in 3, much to the bewilderment of Keves characters

  • @SILVERSIXLEGENDS2790
    @SILVERSIXLEGENDS2790 11 місяців тому +3

    4:48 I Ate Her
    Killed Me While Laughing 🤣

  • @DJFransZbear
    @DJFransZbear 7 днів тому

    "I love you and all you guys" hits different after xenoblade 3.

  • @xenorayy
    @xenorayy Рік тому +2

    3:52 oh lord that's hilarious

  • @Pr0t4t0
    @Pr0t4t0 Рік тому +5

    Azurda and Dromarch best duo.

  • @Ducksaregreat
    @Ducksaregreat 6 місяців тому +2

    7:51
    Loved this part lol. Poor Nia.

  • @HeyLookItsFNaFb
    @HeyLookItsFNaFb 4 місяці тому +2

    1:13 when you skip all the cutscenes in an RPG

  • @user-nt6gw5gd8c
    @user-nt6gw5gd8c Рік тому +4

    Nia: I love you Rex!
    Rex: I love you and all you guys!
    People who have beat Xenoblade 3: :)

  • @hisshoes1107
    @hisshoes1107 Рік тому +5

    I think I need to replay Xenoblade 2…

  • @SmallHappyOtter
    @SmallHappyOtter Рік тому +8

    3:35
    6:22
    2:17